Kent is the best. He sends giant bombs in the mail. He's definitely on some sort of CIA watch-list.

One time when my dad was playing stardew valley, Pam sent him a battery in the mail, and then the next day she said she misplaced a battery and needed an extra one XD.

"...500 gold is a considerable difference" *has 24 million*

No Wizard? He's a bit out of the way, but he likes mushrooms, and he sends you a lot of rare stuff. He also lets you change your appearance.

Clint asked me for a wild horseradish so I found two and gave him one. Then I was like "Its your lucky day, buddy. Heres another one!" but he didn't like it.

"George can't go very far because... physics" I died.

I can’t get over the constant shade being thrown around. This guy must like his salt with a side of salt and a little salt on top. “Everything she gives you is a vegetable, like her brain.”

I'd also say befriending Shane has the added benefit of blue chickens if you do want those

Could you imagine opening the mail and finding a sea urchin

"+2 defense which will actually help protect you from her" ok this one got me

Also eventually when you become good friends with Evelyn she'll give you an indoor pot for you to grow any kind of plant during any season! She also gives you the crafting recipe for it as well!

Now now that you've done a best NPC to make friends with, you should do best NPC's to marry for the work they do around the house, and gifts they give you

"A sea urchin is a slow-moving, spiny creature that some consider a delicacy... also known as Pam." Why do you have to be so freaking heartless and funny!?!?!?!

I love befriending Linus! He always sends recipes and fish in the mail, and he’s the most down-to-earth villager.

Here's a tip for anyone trying to befrend people. EVERYONE LOVES SALAD IN THIS TOWN... exept Willy.

"And as hard as I've tried, I still can't push him over that edge." *DID YOU JUST-*

who just loves it when he says “hello everyone!” it makes me feel happy. until he roasts a npc.

"Hello, everyone. Stardew Valley is full of idiots." *Ah yes, starting out strong.*

I really enjoy befriending kent because he sometimes sends megabombs etc

"That's a weird thing to talk about considering I strolled up to your bed first thing in the morning" *in-game clock says 5pm*

It's great to see that you're still going strong with the Pam jokes.

Actually not EVERYONE in town likes alcohol. Sebastian (

“As hard as I try I just can’t push him over the edge” DID DF SERIOUSLY REFERENCE SHANE’S ATTEMPTED SUICIDE OMFG

Pam loves parsnips a lot, so she's extra easy and cheap to befriend. Summer spangle is easy to grow for Caroline. Tulip for Evelyn. Hot pepper is for Shane or Lewis. Mead is best for Willy. You want him because he sends you recipe for escargot, which helps fishing skill.

Why he so savage...what did these people do to him 😭😭😭

Best Npc's lives to ruin next please.

To be honest, I like to become friends with any random villagers because I really like the cutscenes all these villagers have, especially Shane's... it's so heartwarming.

In simple words, you should befriend: Linus Shane Evelyn Clint Pam Emily Caroline Pierre Lewis Demetrius Sandy (Marnie)

"Number 1: Fucking Nobody." "Thanks for watching everyone see you next video"

"she only gives you wood..she has a surplus for some reason" *dies laughing* that was amazing

Sebastian is good to befriend, plus if you ever marry him, he actually refills stuff sometimes, which saves a crapload of time.

I like befriending marnie, she gives you hay which is expensive and meh to get so its convienent

This dude is actually Chaotic Evil. I like it. Formerly rude.

And regular viewers of this channel know the villagers get from befriending the farmer who moved in 100 years ago.

I love how chalk full of soft spoken savagery this channel is

On one of my first days on playing Stardew Valley, I found an amethyst in a geode. Then I was talking to someone and accidently gave them the amethyst X0

You forgot to mention that the old lady gives you the recipe for pots, making her the most useful

It’s funny, we all had ‘Love at First Sight’ with one of the NPCs then married them then realized they sucked and went for someone else....wait is it just me?

Basically befriend everyone but George

Also, after Caroline’s 2 heart event, she will send You the recipie for tea saplings. Tea saplings are very good money early game, as they sell for 500 gold and they only take 2 wild seeds(any season) 30ish wood and some fiber.

If you give them a loved gift that is iridium quality it gives like FOUR hearts!! The higher the quality the higher the bonus on top of the "loved" bonus. One of the best early game gifts to give people is parsnips. Lots of people like them and you are going to be growing lots of them most likely anyway. Lewis (the mayor) loves peppers so does Shane so they are another good growable item to gift.

i like befriending Haley because then i have a real use for my Coconuts

let me get this straight, You go to the desert, to befriend Sandy, so you can get desert stuff without going to the desert, even though you've already went there?

Linus is my favorite character and my best friend,he’s saved me from da mines before

I haven't played in nearly a year, and recently watching your videos has got me craving it again. Very much enjoy your content, big change from your earlier stuff. I'm actually subbed now haha.

ohmygod the joke about pam and the sea urchin i’m wheezing

George doesn't get far because of physics. It's because of biology.

0:33 Linus goes behind that bush sometimes, I think I know why. But how come he's the only one who needs to do that? No one else has a bathroom

did you know that shane goes to work even if joja mart is closed (once community center is finished)

The mayor likes hot peppers I believe, so he's pretty easy to win over if you plant a few in the summer and save them for him and Shane.

Here, I created a reviewer so you won't forget; - Linus - Shane - Evelyn - Clint - Pam - Emily - Caroline - Pierre - Lewis - Demetrius - Robin - Sandy - Kent

why would you give the mayor a prismatic shard when all u need to get a "love" is a pepper?

The farming buffs from food can actually be pretty useful right before a harvest, since it increases your chance of getting a higher quality crop. If you're selling the crops directly or at least not processing all of it into artisan goods, it can result in a pretty big increase in profit for a harvest of a significant size.

I subbed to you when you only had 1k subs look how far you have come!

I thought this was how to make friends, not how to roast people? 😂😂

Yeah effort, puts newspaper in recycling machine ooh free cloth

He lowkey just roasts everyone in the Village

This was the best video BY FAR. So much useful information & had me giggling!! Awesome!! Thank you!!

This was useful and your voice relaxes me. Not sure why, though.

Amethyst is also liked by almost everyone and it is easy to get from mines. I used one of my crystalariums to produce it and always have amethyst in my inventory. It makes making friends so much easier.

Thank you so much for making all of theese, equally as useful as entertaining.

His dog is named Puddles.... I love it

Actually, Pam sends you the stuff that Penny cooks and she doesn't like, Pam doesn't like cauliflowers

I always befriend Kent because he sends me explosives in the mail. Not because I like bombs, but because only a true friend would commit federal crimes for you.

Your jokes are subtly delivered and very good. That wood surplus made me lol and instantly reminded me to like the video

Love your videos!!!! I love these new beginner guide type videos!

Im ten hearts with everybody except the love interests. Married Sam because in Sam so only the best can continue life as a non househusband.

Clint - give him Omni-geode as his love. Also. Artisan Goods.

You got my follow just for the Character comments, so funny xD

DF, i really appreciate the way you make different sorts of video on the same game.. And i love this game from more than a year.. 😊👍 Thanks.

Wow really love the narrating style. I personally like befriending Marnie, but yeah Linus is one of the best (along with Clint).

Why are you so toxic towards the NPCs hahaha

I freakin' LOVE your humour. And useful to know, too! xD

Your videos never fail to make me laugh out loud every time! ha

Actually George sends you fried eel instead of /along with spicy eel it actually just happened to me 5 minutes ago ingame

you feed him leaks and stuff but he gives you sushi how in the hell does he get 🍣 xD

I love this guy's stardew videos. Good info and some are hilarious and interesting ideas. I want mods so bad. That cheat list I NEED it

I just started playing stardew valley a week ago because it was on sale for the switch, every time I watch your videos they crack me up! You are really funny and entertaining

You forgot to mention that Sandy will occassionally give out Milk to friends who talk to her. Of course, you have to be in the desert to talk to her, so it's not really worth it to go there daily, but if you're there to buy seeds then just speaking to her is enough for her to just give you Milk.

I like Pam. She was my first SV friend.

Funny commentary on the npcs, man. Top drawer!

I love your stardew valley videos 😂✨❤️

I just started playing 2 days ago, I’ve lost sooo much sleep lol

i just noticed you named your horse Grover... i named my horse Grover.....

Shane, a raging alcoholic: one of the few villagers with an actual job

I sure like the videos you make. You are hilarious

Flowers because she's old 😂😂😂

Allergic and Dislinking are two different things indeed xD I cant eat Cheese, yet I LOVE! Cheese xD

Love your vids!!! Keep it up

you are so seemlessly hilarious xD i subscribed!

“Everything she gives you is a vegetable, like her brain” I died

Pam drinks beer 24/7

"Otherwise known as Pam." That sea urchin description and your response to it cracked me up. XD

“This is great for a hangover which is obviously why she has it” I love the shade throwing in this video 10/10

I give everyone fruits from trees. Universal like and easy to get

Pam backwards is map A Map to death and a despair of being an alcoholic. Yay

:) oh DF.... i started watching ur channel because i was interested in the game... i kept watching ur channel because ur voice sounds like a character i love from rvb... and i love watching ur channel because of ur dry humor and ur sass!!! Never change!!

Cracking up over your commentary 😂

9:56 - 10:00 Daffodils? If they are all idiots, then why not Daft-odils?

I just know from This video that this game has Tom Kah (ต้มข่า). That is one of my country common food. (Thailand)