Sir I think you should do your next piece on unscientific beliefs of people and whatsapp University.It will be hilarious

But they were smartly dressed 😂

Super annoying🍺

Sir you can pin this comment...

😂😂

Lol😅

Sources from republic tv confirmed it

Who needs beer when u have a chic like her next to u 😉😉

Legends say that you will find an old mate commenting on this video

@@parshvashah7129 damn bruhhh

Personally I think he could have done better with Obama, but it’s impressive how he can change from one accent to another.

@Agastya Rana Or maybe more and more comedians are getting better at it.

You should check Russell Peters. He's great too

Hmm yes.. Obama is a completely different accent.. not like matching to anyone else..

@@its_secret5375 He has a very distinctive manner of speech, accent might not be the best word for it but you understand what i mean

❤️ please share in your community.. this guy needs to go global

Is you guys have any Pakistan...? If there is one, our mitron will give you free tickets...

As a hitler I also laughed

Dhruv rathee alt?

Yeah a best word to describe, most intelligent comedian in the world, he is just different no one is like him just a rare one in billion plus he lives in India so by every breath he took he got a content and the way he represents is just awesome.

Thanks for putting this out here

Absolutely 💯

This man won my heart right there, it was such a brutally honest segment.

m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/brGbgqd41Jqqh4k.html

True that

🤣bothered the hell out of me as well

Exactly man !!!! That ticked me off so much, no hate obviously but that is just annoying to watch. Its like oddly UNsatisfying.

Hahaha saw this comment after I commented on same thing👍😂😂😂

Hey man, I'm a fan of yours. Thank you for making a change... Love from Kolkata ❤️👍

He has no idea whats going on. Rather he paid some extra bucks to get into every cut

Exactly

I see a fellow Vir Das fan. Not just for his jokes but for the human being he is. I likey👍

Completely true

worded perfectly!!

Hey, I remember you from that "no bhakt comments will be tolerated..." thread, btw, agreed 100%

m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/brGbgqd41Jqqh4k.html

Lol he will be safe and sound in amreeka no need to worry about him

@@SunilPatil-hs8wd okay bhaiyya

Your last line was my first thought!

Veer is actually Kayar.

Can you give the timestamp for this

Dude are you a gravity falls fan? Because of your profile photo

Well, we actually can, cause it's how freedom of speech works. But we won't, cause you're right.

Amen!

Ok I'm, this is guy is mediocre at best

OTHERWISE

Is this a contrived death threat? 🤣

@@elevenonety-one878 standing ovation to you brother 🤣

@@elevenonety-one878 Best comment ever lmao

@@elevenonety-one878 W E.

@@elevenonety-one878 I see you watch good comedians.

How ??

#stopasianhate

@@Snake.b1te people don't hate the Asians, they hate the Chinese for spreading COVID. Asian is not equal to Chinese!

Lowkey true!

@@yadvenderchahal1368 not to mention, we hate commies more than the Chinese who did this

Woooooo

I just came down here to see someone acknowledge how that beer bottle guy was kind of annoying!!

Exactly...ignored him just like he ignored to clap with his hands!!

why was he annoying?

Thats his freedom he is not drinking bloody blood its only a beer from which your and mine country run

Yes, probably the best point in the video for sure. Comedians actually make people think by opening up a place where anything can be said as long as it's funny. And of course, thinking's dangerous

Omfg I read that as he told

Yeaa.....

Vicks goli lo kich kich door karo

His agenda is laughter 😂😂 ironical considering he deleted all his left leaning jokes from Twitter and kept joking against the right.

#String need support

this is where we need the three thousand replies in agreement.

I agree...

The line is pure GOLD !! Or should I say Platinum😂

This line is going to remembered through the ages❤️

I Can Bet The Couple AT The Left Side Will Get Irritated By Seeing The Comments,Face Show Karne Chahiyeh The

this is funnier than the whole video

😂

Exactly 😅

He took hold my beer quite literally

Because it's being managed and deleting by his team

@@randomnessandnature He can afford a team? 😳

Because it needs an elite sense of humour to understand his jokes and bhakts definitely are stupid ! 😂

There are. Though they are directed to the guy clapping with the bottle. Folks don't realise that he is a platinum member. 😂

@@piyushb143 AFFORD what are u saying he is the biggest and the oldest Indian comic..He did a world tour..But he doesnt have nos. to back that..But he sure isnt doing that

True that

@@__________________________1030 kyu bhai kya dikkat hai copy karne mein 😂😂

This one is deep 🙄

Damn true !!!!

No, it's an overstatement.

That's the line Arnab used btw😂

LMAO 🤣

So true.

Damn true

thinking that people who follow comedians are somehow smarter breed and don't fall for the poulism and hero worship is the biggest lie you lot are telling yourselves.

Truth be told!!!

Cause understanding that shit asks a person to be educated...

Yeah Irritating 😂😂😂😂

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aKpjbJZnpqm5gHU.html

Itna Der Mai 4 bottle khatam ho jaata

He's a platinum member.

Seems like he got the wrong Corona vaccine.

THANKS FOR WRITING IT DOWN MAN I LOVE THIS LINE AND VIR TOOO,,..... xD

EXACTLY!!! WORD FOR WORD ALL THAT YOU SAID!!!

Best statement of VIR till now😇

That goes both ways. You can't deny that toxicity and cancel culture exists in both the sides.

It's crazy really and if we point out bad things everyone is like yeah u aren't patriotic u hate ur country. Like no we don't omggg

@@aarzoo4853 I cant tell you how many times I'm going through the KZfaq comments on random and I see something stupid and hateful crap and I'll look at the name and go "ofc he's an Indian, who else did I expect?!! "

@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 I feel you, seriously. People have to understand the difference between constructive criticism and hatred. Our country is by no means perfect and development starts by accepting that and looking for solutions

@@aarzoo4853 Although I agree with you yet I see that most of the people just stop with pointing out the problems which seems as if they are spreading hatred.. rather if they start to give solutions or suggestions along with pointing out the problems it would create a difference in the way people see that comment. Cheers!

I second every freakin comment above^

Hi जिहादी bero

👍

@@elijahmikaelson8027 A great example of today's generation being blinded by the politics.

@@samyeharshel that was a joke,chill bero chill 😂

@@samyeharshel Truth hurts I know Libganndu

This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight

That was a powerful statement actually. The main issue in today's world is people not seeing what the Govt is/isn't doing. You see it, you acknowledge it, and then decide for yourself if it is correct or incorrect. For instance, the Farm Laws. I won't comment against/for these laws, because I haven't personally read these laws (and I cannot trust the media or their interpretation of these laws). But the idea is, if you are protesting against/for these laws, have a complete idea before doing so, or you loose credibility. I have met just so many people who somehow cannot defend their stand (for or against) over these laws. This makes the situation all the more vulnerable.

@@isildurrr345 Govt booked 17 cases on him and he went to court to defend his jokes. They locked up many activists and journalists. This is not democratic. What govt is FEARING ? I don’t think you have watched the show completely.

@@isildurrr345 😂 okay, right wingers are noble laureates.

@@Royalbob123 this is not America... This is india... Where dalits and Muslims voices are made to heard to UN... But 161 hindus got lynched in modi raj you barely know.... The hindus are so oppressed that they in their sub conscious mind like you don't even know that they are oppresed

Same thoughts

I think Vir Das should use this line in his next performance

😂😂😂

Yes

Finally ! A great comment which does not include a beer bottle.

Yea he is funded by anti-nationals, spreading hate, degrading india,i hope modi put this A*hole jail.

@@avg_user-dd2yb Sarcasm wrongly framed

Where can we sign up?

@@avg_user-dd2yb No, please not here, go and rant somewhere else.

@@avg_user-dd2yb oh good so we r finally talking about arnab goswami

He explained laughter a little while ago, which is based on "inhaling & exhaling" & that's practically breathing. So if comics are banned or jailed. Laughter is banned. Laughter = breathing (heavily)

Hits different after BLM

He Is He

I CRIED BRO

@goenje shuya tell me I wanna listen

Yesssss

I did it , I went to the comment section just to see what the RW people thought about this video and all I found was Beer

@@Shaslovee I am a RW guy but we also laugh 😂 I loved the video btw

Lol, I totally agree.

Bcz most of the right wing people do not understand what he said or jo smjh gya vo hater nai hai 😂

😂

This is one underrated comment lol 😂😂

You from ICSE or what?

But that ain't the verse tho xD

i actually searched it in the Bible lmao

I was looking for this BAHXIWIXH

Waiting for 3000 comments!!

Someone had to do it

I was looking for this

U made it into his quote hilarious 😂

That's spot on man. Comedians are in fact the most intelligent folks in the world. Having a sense of humor has always been attributed to great IQ. Not to forget a comedian is the richest actor in Hollywood (Jerry Seinfeld).

In episode one someone commented balls of steel please do that again balls of steel as audience too all grow a spine

@@tanujha2091 *a genius person

Every stand up comedian is that

how the hell your comment is 7hours when the video itself has been uploaded 50 min ago

Every revolution is a tiny joke...!! 😂😂

If that is true, the government has nothing to fear. 👹

@@Moogli07 What.. the joke or revolution????

@@tusharmishra7838 beta, Industrial Revolution or Scientific Revolution ke bina tu ab tak Polio/Malaria se mar chuka hota

@@pranavlimaye yaha un revolution ki baat chal rhi hai jo bina baay ke revolutionary banne ke liye hote hain. Jaise feminism ke naam par no bra challenge koi sense banta hai is baat ka.

GoT?

@time machine wait, they do that?

@time machine wish I was after reading the comment replies on this video

@time machine yes and this government.

Kanan Gill comes close

Exactly my point! But sadly in India intelligence is seen as a threat!

He makes you feel like he is

And so so wholesome.

No

Totally......

I Can Bet The Couple AT The Left Side Will Get Irritated By Seeing The Comments,Face Show Karne Chahiyeh The Lmao

I am one of them

Comedian are the best

Le bhaii krdi na beizzati influencer bolke ...😂🤣🤣

I would say he is almost equally a politician/comedian.

He became the very thing he swore to destroyyyyy

sahi kaha

Damn u hv no life! Counting everything 🤣

This covid has taken a toll on my life mate for real!

@@luxurylife3858 I hope n pray that ur troubles r gone n u be successful healthy and happy. Just to let u know dat ur not alone in troubles, my dad died during covid period. May almighty take away covid

I appreciate the effort,but did you know that my mattress has 543 flowers on it I have too much free time

Iam sooo single that the likes on my comments are also mocking me for real 🤣🤭

Comedian we deserve: Vir Das Comedian we get: Kunal Kamra If you wanna talk shit wrt to politics atleast dont be biased.

He knows about politics, he knows about movies, he knows about music and musicians,artists, western culture , their politics, comic book and all the comic universes... he is basically the biggest geek fanboy amazing talented funny.. and unreal person ever

Touché😂

No doubt

@@shailanshshah6743 Both are good

Just because someone resonates with your thought process and falls in the same metaphysical category as yourself, doesn't mean they make more sense than someone else. That might be true but under a very specific set of per-determined context(s) and setting(s). People do make sense and people do not. It's just NOT comparable! Oversimplification of Cultural and Sociological layers under the 'I-KNOW-IT-ALL' hood is disastrous. We are a SINGLE species with highly comparable IQs. You (just like any other Homo sapiens) are a product of ~300 million years of highly complex evolutionary process. Try behaving like that! Your comment might seem 'WOKE' at the outset, but you're actually undermining the thinking capabilities and intellect of all those who voted (or didn't) for those very politicians! P.S.: I do believe we HAVE freedom of speech! Btw, y'all ever heard of Middle East!?

@@vishnumangla7287 Making sense on a particular matter is highly subjective. I agree that I can’t base my perception on the fact that my ideology highly resembles with his’ but I still think that the comment I made was more about how politicians rarely make sense than about Vir making sense more than anyone else. Also, it is rather sad that while my comment was just specifically towards appreciating Vir, your comprehension of it was more focused on the remark that the bigots in our country don’t make sense, which, I think, adds weight to it more than anything else can.

@@vanidua7636 I think you interpreted my reply in a much opposite manner as compared to my intentions. A highly 6-9 kinda scenario is likely. That might be due to my inability to exploit our language of conversation that well. Anyways, as I continued to read the comments, I found a highly repetitive pattern, much similar to your original comment! Therefore, I just posted an original comment. Read it if you can. The issue is highly debatable and I'd love to have a marathon conversation on the very topic but this medium of communication is not appropriate for reasons more than one. So let's rest it right here! Btw, I strongly believe that politicians do make sense 100% of time. It's just their INDIA differs from your INDIA!

@@vishnumangla7287 It’s an ocean of comments and I don’t think it’s wise to look for a specific one when I’m already conversing with you through this. I’m preferably disagreeing with you on how you think politicians make sense 100% of the time. I’m not adding anything to it because not only the statistic you presented was gravely naive but also it was followed by a statement which makes me wonder how much YOUR India would match the vision of politicians’ India and that’s just scary because if it does, I’m more or less going to regret indulging in a conversation with someone who doesn’t have much-unaccounted authority as a politician but still parallels, that too proudly, the mental state of the latter.

@@vanidua7636 Look, that's the fun part of it and something which frustrates me, simultaneously. '100%' was not a statistical data at all. It was more of a figure of speech. As far as my thought for INDIA is concerned, I don't think it perfectly aligns to any of the politicians' idea. A prime example of that would be the very fact that I do support complete Freedom Of Speech, including Blasphemy, unlike many politicians. I have got my own set of aspirations and ideas of an ideal INDIAN society and while they're mostly self-brewed, people do tend to see them through some sort of filter. But that is totally fine because just like me, you and everyone else here has got a mind to think and a medium to express (and the freedom to do so as well)! Are my ideas my own? Yes! At least till the BIG CRUNCH! Peace :)

That's how everyone should be. If one disagree with something doesn't mean other can't say it.

Absolutely true! Too tired of this left v right thing anyway! Its like they realised Hindu v Muslim is not going to work for millennials so let's re-invent the wheel and try to keep them divided and engaged using left v right arguments 🤷🏻‍♂️ Just saying, I don't want to be a part of this. All I want is to make the community around me a better place to live!

And that's Voltaire's statement

It was said by voltaire

@@crizaashley4692 it's actually by Evelyn Hall written in her work The Friends of Voltaire

Well I've seen that farooqui guy's video which is in question. Offensive or not depends on your sensitivity but the real question is would his head still be on his shoulder had he replaced the name of Rama and Sita with their so called prophet and his four year old wife? Imagine aisha singing bujurg hai mera piya, it's definitely p3dophilia😥. You know the answer what would've happened. So💁‍♀️

Leftist media have already made him hero lol....

@U K so u r accepting that they are wrong? And ppl like u r the one na who says All religions are equal n says same thing? Toh ab vo logic kaha gaya? 🤡

@U K Not supporting putting him in jail by any means... just stating the fact. Of course India is bad when it comes to foe but surely not the worst. And besides, it's not like islam has improved an inch since the last 1400 years even after getting so much tolerance from everyone else other than themselves. It's still the same vile hateful violent cancer as it was. I personally feel religion is the bs that should be insulted the most. And I mean *every* religion. Don't be biased and make fun of em equally

@@Soumik.Naskar Your analogy is similar to a Rapist saying at least I did not kill the girl. Just because any other place is at the extreme level of intolerance, you want to normalize the injustice by giving the excuse that you are not at that level, then I guess if someday someone *beats the shit out* of Mister Modi he should be fine because he at least did not assassinate him.

😂😂😂

Is this from a book or just a quote?

@@neerajgolya8216 I'm not sure about this, but I read it somewhere.

George Orwell also wrote a book titled "all art is propaganda".

Dude don't bring '84 in this. I would like to get my sleep without nightmares

@@dhanashreedattatray4866 84 is his best I guess

This guy thinks it's the establishment that hates them, nah brah, it's more than half the country when the liberals have an IQ so low that they don't understand the quote was meant to mean " ask yourself what you can do for your country" and we don't need clowns like Vir who don't understand something basic like that to provide political insight

@@isildurrr345 There is a thing called Sarcasm Mate, I really hope you understand it's meaning soon and about QUOTE, he quoted John F Kennedy, I believe one of greatest liberal of 20th century. Liberalism has many dimensions, way too many. Calling every person who is expressing dissent liberal, is vague and show ideological illiteracy. In Many aspects Vajpayeeji was a liberal, in many aspects Indira Gandhi was authoritarian.

Amen!

Only because we cannot speak freely we need such comedians and only because the government doesn’t protect the migrant workers we need a Sonu Sood. What we really need is a better Gov.

@@believefaith646 FYI. Sonu Sood is a corrupt person. Watch Cobrapost sting.

He is our country's first few comedians...you thought he is some amature and he did THIS in his early years..😂😂

He is like the George Carlin or Bo Burnham of India

@divyanshu pandey*You* are the brainwashed one because you dont know how many public speakers are getting arrested and the politicians are covering it up. Vir is saying the truth

and i thought i was the only one thinking about it

Thinking same

Same

maybe he was drinking before the set started and did that involuntarily. nobody is trying to flex a beer bottle. hold your judgements.

YEAH JUST SHOW OFF CORONA,EXPENSIVE BEER.

yea

This comment was well crafted

Nope. He is not ahead of his time, this country is behind its time. We are going backwards.

Lmfao stfu he's not even good

Ngl but it got a little bit cringy (the comment)

Lmao, I see what you did there

😂😂😂

Marketing girl: hold my beer and clap with it

ooohhh smart

Would you vote for him, if this wish comes true? Because it will...

Modiji didn't put Faruqi in jail we Indori did . And the constitution written by Baba saheb gives us the right to do so No comic will be jailed untill and unless he/she insults our god / goddess.

Modi is the real man,i bet this a*hole will sh..t his pants if modi confronts him.

Good one😂😂😂

Ashish Ashish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Waiting for over enthusiastic feminists to listen that part with double meaning😂