Lmfao 😂😂😂

cardiologist : "who reduced the dosage of this man ? He literally had 5 cardiac arrest in the past 3 month with one yesterday !" Nephrologist : "Maybe, but I don't think his blood pressure will decrease if his kidneys COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN" cardiologist : "just give him more medicine to avoid that" GI : "not with his liver"

This had me cackling

Lmao 😆

So he can salt the guy's wounds?

The Bingo book only has the cardiologist's face in it

Just got his acceptance to Nephrology fellowship...

Bill being that ready to throw hands with the cardiologist is terrifying and hilarious at the same time, man is gonna reclaim his dignity with brass knuckles.

@@IRLTheGreatZarquon he’s got a surgical scalpel and he knows how to use it 😂

The fact they even suggested Bill was dumb. The man has so much pent up anger from all the condescending assholes he deals with that you could use it as an energy source. At that point you're just fighting a nuke.

Bill's the type that kicks out the back windshields in police cars even when hand cuffed. Never fight a Bill.

I agree, mana already broken

Bill’s got nothing left to lose.

People like that are either the easiest people to take in a fight or some of the absolute worst people to fight. There's basically no in between in my experience because they're either posturing because they can't, or aren't and if they aren't they're freighteningly aggressive and unflinching about taking hits if they get to hit you and probably have experience getting into a fair number of fights themselves.

Bill gonna drop ass

there's nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose but his student loan debt

Also, he *wants* to fight. That combo is.... very, very dangerous.

Bill is like a mushroom, you can’t kill him in a way that matters.

I was doing just that when he said that 😂

Or iv a premi!

The thing you gotta remember about toddlers is that 1) they have more energy than the typical adult, 2) they have little to no emotional control, and 3) they are absolutely unhinged when they get emotional. A sufficiently upset small child is DISTURBINGLY strong, I can tell you from personal experiences. 😳

This reminds me that time they had to restrain my little brother between 5 nurses to keep him quiet for a blood test, he was like 6

@@Ekair42 Yep. Four nurses were needed to give me a shot on the bed when I was 6.

Right lol, just throw in a "Let's take this outside!" and he'll be all riled up and roll with it without thinking, then BAM he's blind

@@ItsAsparageese Good luck getting them out of their troll lair.

But what if the dark is Radiology's kryptonite and unleashing them into the sunlight gives them unbridled power- Actually as someone that works in similar conditions, no, the sunlight very much stuns us long enough for us to be overtaken. You can just trip us.

Radiologist would irradiate you with all the nuclear medicine and X ray machines. One wrong dosage on that and boom! Cancer.

what if he goes bane on your ass

Yeah people underestimate the physics advantages of short legs. I worked for a veterinarian. When you're leaning over a dog's shoulders holding one foreleg to control it and press the vein for a draw, people assume it'd be bigger dogs that are hardest but nope it's those damn bassetts and corgis lol, they have freaky leverage from those short limbs combined with their overall density of muscle! The vet taught me this and said it's also the source of toddler strength haha.

Maaaan, I hope it was done under anesthesia...

Those babies were fighting for their lives! Of course they put up a hell of a fight! Especially compared to a tired and overworked nurse.

that isn't even a toddler. my god didn't know they were that strong so early in life.

What does LP stand for?

Pharma: hey, we are missing some propofol, dispatch said someone took some an that they would "make the Rp later"?

@@pablorosada9788 pharmacy: wait...where did they even get the propofol??? It's been on backorder for a month

@@gokucrazy22 that was a month ago

@@HanlonsRazr you can word it better! "Do the job first, explain later" 🧊😎🧊

Defenestration has started wars, be careful.

Sadly, that's really not how it works. Trust me, I _was_ that kid. I took martial arts lessons from a pretty young age, but I wasn't very good at it. Fighting wasn't really my thing, I hated getting hit and I've never had much in the way of upper body strength, so it's not like I had any way of actually hurting anyone else. But, in sixth grade, I'd had enough because picking on me is one thing, but my school bully picked on a special needs student. I fought him to a standstill despite being way outclassed in pretty much every category, the kid was twice my size, way stronger than me, and if he was and slower than me, it wasn't by much (honestly, knowing what I know about him, now, he may have been subconsciously, or consciously, holding back because there is zero reason I shouldn't have been turned into paste, he was over 5' tall and at least 130 pounds, I was 4'3" and about 80, but I was in an uncontrollable rage, so it's vaguely possible that I was amped up on adrenaline and just fighting way beyond my skill and weight class because of it). The result was that a) people realized they could make me snap, and b) I got a rep as a good fighter, which meant that if anyone managed to take me down, they'd get a ton of clout because that's how school fights work. I ended up in so many fights - that I was _never_ the aggressor in - that in the _one year_ between then and seventh grade, they were threatening to expel me if I got caught fighting again. Not suspend, expel. In fact, the only reason I wasn't expelled is that word got around that I wouldn't fight back anymore and some other kids decided to take advantage of that and ganged up on me. When the school failed to punish the trio who beat the shit out of me, my dad threatened to sue them into closure if I ever so much as got detention for fighting, ever again. And the fights still didn't end because word got around very quickly that my dad made the principal nearly piss himself and I was allowed to fight again. So, the second half of 7th grade through the end of 8th was just a nonstop barrage fight after fight. I didn't really win too many of them (one notable time against one of the three that corned me where I definitely decisively kicked the shit out of him, pretty much literally, other than that, they were all pretty even or I probably would have lost if the adults hadn't broken the fight up), but I didn't lose any, either. You wanna know the real way to stop bullies from picking on you? You humiliate them. Putting my bullies in the nurse's office didn't stop it, but when a new bully in a new school turned out to be too slow to actually land a punch on me and I was able to decisively beat him in a fight without ever even touching him? That stopped pretty much all of it. Because everybody could see I was holding back, he got suspended, I got to walk away scot-free (remember, new school, my dad hadn't needed to threaten this principal in order to keep me safe) because a teacher saw the whole thing and came to my defense, told security that the other kid was the aggressor and that I hadn't thrown a single punch. That kid ended up transferring schools (for unrelated reasons, I'm sure, but it was only a few months later), and nobody else really wanted to go any further than a few schoolyard insults because, well, it was boring. I made fighting me or trying to physically intimidate me pointless because most of the school believed I was a lot faster than I was (because high schoolers exaggerate the shit out of everything, and the witnesses to that first fight were no exception) and would just wear them down and then laugh in their face about it (seriously, though, I wasn't _that_ fast, the other guy was just _really_ slow and he kept trying to throw wild haymakers that were incredibly easy to predict and dodge for somebody whose main fighting style was a karate-based approach to outboxing). Seriously. That's the real answer. You train, but you don't train to fight, you don't train to beat up the bullies, you train so that you don't have to hurt them, at all, and you still win, anyways. You train to be like Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and make your tongue sharper than the finest sword. And then you just put the "sting like a bee" part on the back burner until you have no choice but to bring it out.

I love that we have the word defenestration. It kind of says something about our species.

@@RabblesTheBinx I got bullied and beaten up (I was an average posture girl, he was an obese and tall boy, I had no chance against him) for 6 out 8 years of grade school (not in America), that is ever since my bully joined my group in the 2nd grade and got expelled for attacking younger children in the 7th. Until this day I don't understand not just why the school wasn't motivated enough to expel him for starting to beat me in the first place, and - more importantly - why didn't my parents come up with an idea to take me out of that school. Same question I would ask your parents while you were in your first school.

@@OstblockLatina I am so sorry this happened to you. . . Something similar happened to me too n I keep asking myself about why my parents did nothing. . . I never got an answer from them, but going to therapy n reading about psychology helped me understand y my bully targeted me n y my parents did nuthn. . . I hope u find ur answers too some day . . . Have a great life ❤️❤️

Ages 2-4 are the WORST for giving shots to. Way too young to understand the purpose of vaccines but too strong for just one person to handle.

Go for dermatology, they don't have a Jonathan AND they'll not want to get their skin damaged

@@zoelawrence568 nice point about the skin but I’ve heard Jonathans are incubated in dermatology. But you’d have a much better chance with a novice Jonathan than a Jonathan with his/her/their full powers. And as a bonus, derms are also deconditioned due to the work life balance

I make medical fictional character analysis on youtube. I've made videos on why yoda has jaundice or why spiderman needs a prostate exam. Ive also created a subreddit called anime and medicine if your interested

@ Rabbles the Binx Production......, This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the Truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

@@eunoia3926 So help You God!! 😂😂

Fun fact, those are goggles from a Minion costume.

​@@brianroberts783 Duh, lol

Had a friend of mine who had to get put (practically, not literally) into a Full Nelson for them to swab his nose for Influenza.

I was phobic of hypodermic needles growing up, so I always wanted to know at the start of a visit if I was getting a shot. Once, my doctor or one of her assistants told my mom that I didn't have any shots needed that day. Sprung it on me at the end of the appointment. I panicked so bad I likewise had to have my mom and three nurses hold me down while my doctor gave me my shot, though I'm not exactly ashamed of my behavior since I was ten and it was out of sheer, unbridled panic-fear. Not proud, but not ashamed.

Oh don't be ashamed! Especially as you were a small child! The fight or flight response is incredibly powerful, your body gets pumped full of adrenalin and you react with instinctual behaviors. No child will have the intellectual training to overcome that. My son needed myself and two lab techs to hold him down for a blood draw for suspected type 1 diabetes glucose tolerance test, that meant in an hour we had to do it again. The lab had a giant male nurse come from the ER to help hold him down. This time when the fight or flight kicked in he froze and just stared at this gentle giant in the face transfixed in terror.

I wouldn’t feel ashamed either. If anything I’d be proud to have been such a strong toddler. Lol

I’m sure I inflicted hearing loss on my pediatrician and staff with my screaming at the first sign of a needle.

You think?

They come to hospital, eat a hospital diet, and magically their diabetes is perfectally controlled. That fact alone makes most endocrinologists want to die.

@@yumeniai I worked with a dietician who would talk the maddest shit about those patients.

Yeah but they probably have some adrenaline or something to use as a doping agent

@@nirmaljacob3968 nah those of us in critical care medicine have the adrenaline 😉

But but but it’s DIET Coke!!!!! **head explodes**

😂🤣

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but will ur daughter measure up to jonathan tho? there can only be one superior ophthalmic scribe

They don't want to mess with the scribes anyway. They'd have to do all their documentation and phone calls. My bet would be family medicine. They're so exhausted.

Can't you just find their off-switch and deactivate them before they get you?

Plot twist, the daughter is Jonathan. All ophthalmic tech scribes reform into the ultimate scribe upon reaching enlightenment. It's an agent Smith from the matrix type deal.

@@chrsd2536 Dr Mike does boxing as a side hobby

Fellow scribe here....

What does scribe mean please?

Cheer him right up :)

Traumatized a few kids have we.....what the hell....

Your idea is quite good ngl would have definitely loved to try it out. But I was a volunteer and I quit a while ago because I am a college student and my class schedule did not permit me for this. But thanks for this idea in case I go back to volunteer (hopefully not because I would like this pandemic to end).

@@Anya580 This is how they taught us to do it during my pediatrics rotation in medical school. It's also less traumatizing for the kid to be sitting on a lap vs being held down four-point to a table.

@@DynamicSeq thing is, kids like that don't sit still, and have the tendency to run away. If you don't restrain them, you'd have a bigger problem chasing them and preventing them from colliding with sharp objects and such.

now try fighting ortho

What does "undercode" mean?

@@Sewblon The doctors get reimbursed by the insurance for the visit, procedures etc. We type them on a note in the form of codes. If the code does not reflect all the work the doctor had put in, it's called an undercoding. That means he is going to get less money than he was supposed to.

it's the only thing that still makes him feel alive

No, no, no, you just have to flash an ECG/EKG in front of ortho to confuse and disorient him 😄

Yup putting my money on Bill

Why does this sound like a Pokemon battle.

@@forgottozhonya957 Orthopaedic patient used Puke. It's super effective!

To beat the ortho with that strategy you at least need to survive his first punch… and I’m pretty sure they know how to dislocate a neck in more than four ways…

Plus we all know he can take some punches!

Thank you!

Careful, most of the charts I’ve seen thrown were by neurosurgeons. They’re scarily accurate and usually come flying out of nowhere. You may never even get the chance to come close.

@@christinajackson2662 fair enough! 👍 Thanks for the advise! 😂😂😂

@@DGlaucomflecken plase, we want to see radiology more often... At least in KZfaq videos if not in real life.

😂 Deadass dont even need to fight.

Story checks out. Former psych nurse. The docs weren’t around when we had to restrain a patient. They only came by after to sign off on the orders.

That's the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me

@@DGlaucomflecken Awww . . . Now I wanna hold Dr. G in my arms and rock him softly.

Haha we only get consulted for capacity evals and conditional suicide.

And who will give a therapy to the psychiatry after Bill unloads whatever makes him Bill?

You know that's pretty normal for hospital staff to end up working until they've ended up like Bill. Zonked out 😂

@@akenu87 psychiatrists have friends in the field. Even shrinks need shrinks. I was a CNA but I remember spending a half hour with one of the docs because he came into work pissed. Had to talk him down before he could start seeing patients.

If I was going to fight anyone I’d play dirty. Bribe family medicine to throw the fight in return for covering their paperwork for 24-72hours. We’d both walk away happier and no one would get injured. But then, I’m not a Dr nor scribe, so they may say no dice.

If comic books taught me anything, all that radiation probably gave you super strength.

How’s the recovery going?