“Whole Country is Turned into B*tch Ass N***ga”

“Whole Country is Turned into B*tch Ass N***ga” - Dave Chappelle.

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@oliknowles7645 Жыл бұрын

“The wife was obviously Asian. You could see it in her face.” 😂😂 what a comic legend.

@oliknowles7645 Жыл бұрын

@Dino Sauro you dont know what you're talking about. The whole routine was that she was an angry humorless heckler- not unlike you. Why later he said: "she was mad, you could see it in her face". Get the parallel? Comic genius. So suprise! Ill see you at thanksgiving

@socratessocratilis2846 Жыл бұрын

@@dinosauro9546 are you in third grade or something

@clv735 Жыл бұрын

@@oliknowles7645 wow, he said her face could convey that she was Asian AND mad? Truly don't understand how my gut didn't bust for that

@oliknowles7645 Жыл бұрын

@@clv735 neither do i

@BuddyBoy-ne1nw Жыл бұрын

@ SOCRATES SOCRATILIS He probably is in 3rd grade. "That's so cringe" is one of those stupid phrases today's kids use.

@marshallfischer8686 Жыл бұрын

"everything in Timmy's house works" lol 😂

@guitarmatricide4834 Жыл бұрын

That was probably my favorite line in the whole special.

@publicuser2534 11 ай бұрын

@@guitarmatricide4834the delivery was perfect

@sanriveratorres 9 ай бұрын

Totally lost my shit😂 In a hotel I’m sure the room next door was like NO ha

@dysfunctionalthor4719 11 ай бұрын

As a Mexican that joke about the baby had me dying

@illsIStheGREATEST 7 ай бұрын

It made me lol and I was sitting by myself

@hellomate639 5 ай бұрын

Dude I've been saying Mexicans are going to be the new Asians for a while now. I majored in physics and my Mexican buddy fucking killed that shit, went to grad school in Scotland. And his brother works as an engineer at a major company. They're also both super awesome, funny, interesting people. I find it funny too that growing up I found it easiest to make friends with Mexicans. Motherfuckin white kids were like all elitist about how hard they were working.... Mexican friends working just as hard but you don't even notice them looking stressed out or breaking a sweat and being chill. I remember one Mexican classmate of mine wearing a shirt saying that he's Mexican, not "Latino." And you know what? Damn straight. Yall are fricking awesome and I love you.

@longjohn77 5 ай бұрын

That's b/c 90% of Mexicans are chill AF and not bitches looking for a reason to get offended.

@great159 4 ай бұрын

@@illsIStheGREATEST I'm not Mexican or Latino, I'm MEXI-TINO!🤓

@user-kq6hu4vj3x 3 ай бұрын

Was that suppose to be a joke? 😅@@great159

@JimSting Жыл бұрын

One of the best stand-up comedians ever. Genuinely funny and with perfect timing and delivery.

@prophecy9521 Жыл бұрын

It seems like he smoked a joint, hopped on stage and killed it 😂

@JimSting Жыл бұрын

@@prophecy9521 Well, he's using a vape, so probably got something funky in there as well :)

@Hadfield15 11 ай бұрын

He’s right up there with other legends like George Carlin

@GizmoFromPizmo 9 ай бұрын

And his sketch comedy is dome of the best of all time too. The Dave Chappelle Show was so hilarious! He made Rick James famous 🤣🤣🤣

@ChristymRN 9 ай бұрын

No...THEE Best Comedian alive!! #Period 😊

@sturgeon2888 Жыл бұрын

"Surprise bitch I'll see you at Thanksgiving!" That had me on the floor.

@howtoleo25 Жыл бұрын

Words can’t explain how much I didn’t expect this I fkn died 💀

@GrikWorldNomad Жыл бұрын

And the way he mimicked her "I'm from California" Americans overseas from CA never say they're from the US, rather from California. I rolled on that one

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Жыл бұрын

@@GrikWorldNomad Also how funny that this is nothing to brag about whatsoever, it's only something you think is. Same with folks from New York who migrated elsewhere and couldn't wait for people to be thrilled they were from New York and pause for the applause. They were as ordinary and uninteresting as anyone else, of course, unless they had actually done something to EARN some sort of holy regard and supplication.

@robinlathim8221 Жыл бұрын

I died on this one!

@meoffjack Жыл бұрын

what does that mean?

@DatboiDillen Жыл бұрын

"My parents did just well enough for me to grow up poor around white ppl" my whole life🤣

@allenllewellynkra Жыл бұрын

Same bro lol

@user-360johnn Жыл бұрын

So weird because I grew up in an affluent black area where the kids at my HS liked to pretend they were actually hood. So backwards.

@johnmatthews7989 Жыл бұрын

Mine too😂 and I’m white

@Katya_Lastochka Жыл бұрын

And as a Russian immigrant, I had the privilege of growing up poor around white and black Americans, and explaining to them why my house didn't have cable or snacks.

@Ro_duh Жыл бұрын

My life growing up in Nebraska 😢😂-

@disturbedpyro4511 6 ай бұрын

“Everything at Timmy’s house works!” 😂😂 the fact that all the kids wanted to stay at my house and my name is Tim makes this joke even funnier

@Voodoo_Robot 5 ай бұрын

That's all fine and everything. But i am concerned by the fact that lil' Timmy goes by on internets under the name disturbed pyro.

@disturbedpyro4511 5 ай бұрын

@@Voodoo_Robot lol! I’ve had the same name for decades. It’s my favorite band and my nickname in high school

@Voodoo_Robot 5 ай бұрын

@@disturbedpyro4511 Disturbed is a great band i used to listen to them a lot. But i repeat: someone named Timmy and going by Pyro is a combination from those horror movies. Like "Timmy was a good boy on the surface, but he was secretly a dangerous pyromaniac". I hope this is not offensive, it's just funny to me.

@disturbedpyro4511 5 ай бұрын

@@Voodoo_Robot it’s because Timmy is always the butt of the joke and we’re sick of it. We Timmys are taking a stand and saying “ no more mocking our name!”😂😂

@rorodurah Ай бұрын

Robot and Timmy having a good time 😂😂😂

@guitaoist 9 ай бұрын

“The hardest working baby ever” lol

@JTM1809 Жыл бұрын

“Except my wife is Philippino, and our kids are Puerto Rican somehow, so there you go.” 🤣🤣🤣 Dude’s so funny!

@nolanhull312 Жыл бұрын

hahah was looking for this one. had me dying.

@kasper3382 Жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@dr3144 Жыл бұрын

it’s filipino mate no offense

@kevdavis6071 Жыл бұрын

@@kasper3382 they look ambiguous because they are mixed.

@danielschneekloth3135 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

@MaineMotman Жыл бұрын

As a poor white family, just me and my mum in Maine, - that living room winter coat joke had me dying. As a kid, i legit thought every home was that way.

@gabrielesolletico6542 Жыл бұрын

Ouch! I'm sorry for you (and for your Mom)!

@qalbi_ibn_lari Жыл бұрын

Lol I live in Maine and I still do that in my late 20s. It's starting and maintaining a wood fire and a coat all day.

@MaineMotman Жыл бұрын

@@qalbi_ibn_lari right! I feel that. Couple times we didn't have firewood, and couldn't buy any. It'd resort to the both of us out gathering anything and everything we could after work one winter. The house was in rough shape back then. We owned our land and home, and that notion of sell it was always looming, but both of us would rather fight that give it up. Things are better than back then. But it goes to show, you can have a little, and still basically nit have shit. Lol

@PinkFloydFreak55 Жыл бұрын

Thats just how it was for a lot of "not rich" families and Im sure it still is today... I remember turning the water off a lot at night as a kid so the pipes that werent buried wouldnt freeze and sleeping together as a family not because we were particularly close but the old house wasnt insulated well and we had to sleep together in the winter LOL

@MaineMotman Жыл бұрын

@@PinkFloydFreak55 amen! Yes! Oh god, winter struggles. I got a friend with a house- he's going to be struggling here soon when the temperature drops. Its a crazy mild winter right now in maine, fortunately. Winter just isn't what it was when i was a kid- or - we just have alot more insulation around us now 😆

@DrewPicklesTheDark Жыл бұрын

I'm not black, I'm native, but my childhood had a similar story about being well enough to grow up poor in a white neighborhood but not poor enough that we had to be on the rez. So the stories about sleep overs and seeing everything available and working and such were relatable.

@mikeg1433 2 ай бұрын

Same here and coincidentally in Utah😂 I remember going to my “rich” white Mormon friends’ houses and they had name brand Pepsi, M&M’s and Trix cereal. It was worth hanging through the awkward family prayers and scripture readings.

@tecsmith_info Жыл бұрын

Chappelle never fails to make me laugh, even after seeing his routines fifty million times.

@RC-ve8dl Жыл бұрын

That story about the asian woman was true. I remember she wrote a piece about her experience and got dragged for it.

@MS-ht9it Жыл бұрын

"Dragging" anyone isn't helpful. Mob reactions suck.

@user-fiF5ei8tyah Жыл бұрын

Is it just me? You guys notice google(YT) messing up our usernames? What's going on.

@Tthewbot_3000 Жыл бұрын

@@josh18230 wong

@MrDMIDOV Жыл бұрын

She was free to express her opinion and so was everyone else free to express their disagreements! As long as nobody got hurt (feelings aside) it’s all good. Shit it’s what this country is about! We really don’t want to be another britain

@ExceededTag6048 Жыл бұрын

@@user-fiF5ei8tyahit’s the new handle feature, you can have a channel name and a “handle” which is your @, so it’s different. You can change yours in settings, hope this helps

@missshady1760 Жыл бұрын

Nobody can tell a joke like Dave. The delivery is perfection.

@therealaustinpowers1967 Жыл бұрын

His Jesse Smollett story is amazing.

@vectorfox4782 Жыл бұрын

@@therealaustinpowers1967 especially his Nigerian impression.

@lionedheart 10 ай бұрын

i can but yeah most people can’t

@jeffhaynes8848 7 ай бұрын

I love it ❤

@jeffhaynes8848 7 ай бұрын

Baby you're beautiful ❤

@gabidyplayz 7 ай бұрын

"I told you I'm dope" this has me crying

@katek3265 11 ай бұрын

I’m dying over here. My parents also did just “well enough” for our family to feel broke in an upscale community. I feel your pain Dave 😂😅

@poisenbery Жыл бұрын

"One of his mothers came to the door" the audience lit up after that lmao

@globalnationalismyoutube Жыл бұрын

What does that joke mean

@cypriant.patton1077 Жыл бұрын

@@globalnationalismyoutube Mormons used to practice polygamy, which is the practice of having multiple spouses, so the joke is that he has multiple mothers.

@globalnationalismyoutube Жыл бұрын

@@cypriant.patton1077 Thanks for the explanation

@averyphilip4944 Жыл бұрын

@@cypriant.patton1077 I thought he had two lesbian mothers was the joke.

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith Жыл бұрын

@@averyphilip4944 I thought the same, too, but that don't fit with the mormon thing. I actually forget about the polygamy angle. They haven't done that shit since the 1800s.

@fatemakhan3843 Жыл бұрын

"Here's the thing, you're getting offended doesn't mean that you're right" - Rick Gervias

@organicleaf Жыл бұрын

ricky is a good one

@tm-hy5qz 11 ай бұрын

DAVE CHAPPELLE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. PURE GENIUS!!!!

@zeeshanehtisham442 Жыл бұрын

This guy is one of the greatest ever story tellers just keeps you with him all the time....

@PhoenixBlacke Жыл бұрын

I can hear this stovetop story 1000 times and still laugh my ass off

@yvonnejacko5644 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!! Me too!!! 🍻 cheers

@mojiokedara365 Жыл бұрын

Sameere😂

@bryancorts5389 Жыл бұрын

My fav as well!

@ffjsb Жыл бұрын

I never really cared for Stovetop stuffing all that much...

@youtubearmy9680 Жыл бұрын

Mainly bc we can all relate, still love my stove top stuffing. Now if they would just bring back pudding pops and NCAA Football games I'd really feel a blast from the past.

@ginomarone8831 Жыл бұрын

“And suddenly, one of his mothers came to the door” .... even Dave laughed at that one... haha! This man is a legend!

@eqrommel Жыл бұрын

I feel that people like Dave Chappelle will end up saving all of us from ourselves...

@TheGsxraddict 9 ай бұрын

Lmfao “stove top” lemme make some calls 😂😂

@allahtunuevesuntzu5059 Жыл бұрын

Chappelle's comedy game has elevated in ways that feel sophisticated. You see his 20's, his 30's. He disappeared for over a decade & came back up like a phoenix.

@arealloveexchange Жыл бұрын

"Everything in Timmy's house works." 😂😂

@zyrover 11 ай бұрын

Dave's comedy is not for sensitive, offensive ears. But he's a comedic genius!

@mattyb.5628 3 ай бұрын

2:59 I love the way he says "stovetop" 😂😂😂

@hikingwithhollywood Жыл бұрын

I was a poor white kid and that skit in the beginning hit home 🤣. Dave is the best comedian of our generation.

@jerrybooker-bm4nu Жыл бұрын

😐

@jerrybooker-bm4nu Жыл бұрын

Who gives a f**k

@prophecy9521 Жыл бұрын

In the hood?

@ColemanJRimer Жыл бұрын

Having been a poor white amongst whites, he's absolutely accurate.

@publicuser2534 11 ай бұрын

A middle class mixed with middle class whites…I still remember the three layer and a jacket days 😂

@adrianl7147 10 ай бұрын

"It was my experience that white dinner wasn't delicious". 😂😂😂

@dentzer81ify 11 ай бұрын

Dave is a true artist, he speaks the truth period

@soultyger Жыл бұрын

This man has incredible timing and delivery of his storytelling 😄

@ShinzoUchihaX Жыл бұрын

Wait, Dave Chappell, the legendary household name comedian, whos known for having a comedy show and the best stand up of all time Has good timing and delivery… damn, would have never thought that had you not said it lol.

@princenosiatajansen Жыл бұрын

Yes. He is a master story Teller. That his biggest gift. He controls your attention in every second and when u are lured deep enuff he comes with the punchline. A true master 😀 He distracts you and then comes with the punch line. 💯💯

@charlesdjones1 Жыл бұрын

A man of your qualifications to make such an assessment 🤣 He's only the greatest to ever to it.

@DangerousParent Жыл бұрын

Hands down the best of them (comedians)☺

@corrado Жыл бұрын

Yes, I've been listening to him long enough to see how he breaks down his stories... His timing is super smooth.

@prettyblkgyrl74 Жыл бұрын

Dave's IDGAF attitude towards comedy, timing and delivery is what makes him the GOAT 🐐. 😂❤😂

@RationalGaze216 Жыл бұрын

Growing up my parents had two TVs stacked on top of each other, on one the picture worked and on the other the sound worked. At the time I assumed this was a common practice.

@KxllBrvd Жыл бұрын

“White Dinner Wasnt Delicious” 😭😭💀

@joneschilufya867 11 ай бұрын

😂😂 at the point it was in his experience 😂

@isaachill5970 Жыл бұрын

He actually looked shocked when he told the stovetop story. Greatest part of the whole video. “I’ll see ya on thanksgiving.” -Dave Chapelle

@therealaustinpowers1967 Жыл бұрын

That stove top story was hilarious.

@DangerousParent Жыл бұрын

I have a list of favorite comedians I repeatedly watch, their jokes NEVER get old, but without a doubt Dave is #1😘

@peelmeone Жыл бұрын

Dave is a comedic genius! I truly admire his IDGAFF attitude.

@tempest1721 Жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle is the goat. Every time i hear him speak, no matter how many times i've heard it before, it captivates me. He is a master at holding court.

@DanielBoonelight Жыл бұрын

there is no "greatest." only people's personal favorite. subjective. always will be. that said, dave is obviously one of the best to ever do it.

@felipevelez156 Жыл бұрын

That, he IS!!

@havable Жыл бұрын

The only GOAT on this planet is Muhammad Ali because he gave up the prime of his career to sit in jail over his moral refusal to go to Vietnam to murder Asian people for the sake of white people. Chappelle instead entertains the faction of white people who hate all black people except for Dave Chappelle and Uncle Thomas.

@cobrakainevereverdies6940 Жыл бұрын

@@DanielBoonelight - Between Bernie Mac and Dave Chappelle, its a tough competition. But DAVE has got the edge, because lots of people outside of Black Folks don't vibe with Bernie = SOOOOOOOO THERE YOU HAVE IT = THE GOAT.........THE BEST....AND DENIAL IS FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGISM :)

@DanielBoonelight Жыл бұрын

@@cobrakainevereverdies6940 i just read an opinion on something subjective, trying to be absolute on the internet. my, how novel.

@Jbruce19841984 Жыл бұрын

Dude is a genius. I'm tired of people getting offended by jokes told by professional joke tellers. Like Kyle(South Park) said; "Either it's all okay to make fun of, or nothing is. You can't choose"

@OddOtter707 Жыл бұрын

So its a fun joke to call a Black person a Nigga because its funny that they call each other it all the time as well as use it in their sentences for no reason. Yet.. its not. Only Black people are allowed to be racist and funny. Anyone else says it and they get cancelled so fast. 😂

@kappakeepo4499 Жыл бұрын

Well that’s not like something Kyle would say …Kyle runs Hollywood

@michaelb4833 Жыл бұрын

why just professional joke tellers? Make it so that anyone who is able to take a joke, should be allowed to make as many as they want. And those who can't take a joke, shouldn't be allowed to make them.

@deathmauler181 Жыл бұрын

@@kappakeepo4499 LOL

@deathmauler181 Жыл бұрын

@@johnstuart5122 considering they are soft as fuck, get offended then use that offense to ruin lives. No ,I don't think so.

@tianglade Жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle is a visionary Comedian 🔥❤️ He studied his environment, picked his battles and delivered…!

@813convict Жыл бұрын

He's absolutely right about the hood sounding fun. There's a lot of violence and crazy things that young kids shouldn't witness, but the fun was on another level.

@slorgdulschmodus Жыл бұрын

having been in my 20's at the height of his popularity, it's so nice to see Dave has still got it after all these years - his comedy has grown with him and the times we're in.

@felipevelez156 Жыл бұрын

Indeed!!!

@havable Жыл бұрын

He got old and rich and started punching down. He was funnier as a young man because his jokes targeted people who cause problems. Now his jokes are aimed at people who mind their own business, and who rank lower on the social scale than he does.

@jawnnydoodlebob7387 Жыл бұрын

@@havable i have no idea how you even came to this conclusion 😭😭😭😭😭

@KhaoticFrosty Жыл бұрын

@@havable His jokes are still aimed at ppl causing problems. It's why many ppl can still relate to what he says. This would only feel like punching down to the willfully ignorant.

@rawx485 Жыл бұрын

@@havable Like the other 2 people said..... youre just wrong on this one.

@hahaimasian Жыл бұрын

The asian and Mexican baby joke was pure gold.

@anonymouse6703 9 ай бұрын

I totally relate to the Stove Top Stuffing story. I grew up on powdered skim milk, so I loved going to sleepovers and having cereal with real milk in the morning 😆

@vrex 6 ай бұрын

That one lady who got too exited at the end got me dying of laughter 🤣

@mattiashjort9608 Жыл бұрын

Still one of the best jokes of all time.

@smithnwesson990 Жыл бұрын

Dave is easily the GOAT of Comedy. He had no boundaries and his story telling is on another level.

@DanielBoonelight Жыл бұрын

there is no GOAT, and goat discussions will never be settled bc art is subjective. dave is top echelon in the pantheon of best comics, no doubt.

@guins99 Жыл бұрын

Yikes I mean I like Dave but I can’t agree there… lots of better options IMO

@Alamyst2011 Жыл бұрын

Carlin, Sam, Norm, Pryor, Dangefield

@VASTVOiiD 4 ай бұрын

Dave Chappelle ain't NEVER told a Lie 😆😅😂🤣🤣😍

@aboemusic Жыл бұрын

"Y'all need to step ya game up" XD

@bigred9104 Жыл бұрын

When the lady went "WHHOOOOO" at the end about his mom being half white and he goes "well alright, you're a little too excited, but okay" I cried so hard from laughing.

@ShadyRonin Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@DETROIT1948 Жыл бұрын

In Dave We Trust.

@joe-zj8js Жыл бұрын

Nah...in katt williams we trust...straight ass hair lol

@quiet7632 Жыл бұрын

Uh, nah. Dude lost his way.

@12ollin47s Жыл бұрын

Daves masonic now. Trust is not what you should do

@dedrik932 Жыл бұрын

Jesus and God above all these

@jesuschristislord9013 Жыл бұрын

In God we trust, stop putting your faith in human beings.

@robfreeman5783 9 ай бұрын

He's brilliant at setting up the joke, and then keeping us waiting for it, with multiple other jokes in between. We all knew what was coming at 4:21. 🤣 But the joke he openly warned us about that came a few seconds later totally blindsided us.

@picodegallio3255 Жыл бұрын

As a proud husband to a great Philippino woman , I salute you David Chappelle 👏

@2EKgn16 9 ай бұрын

*Filipino

@sangredelic 9 күн бұрын

@@2EKgn16Filipina

@Muwsjbrg Жыл бұрын

I can relate entirely. We were poor compared to most because of my mom's single income as a cashier while going to school. She finished school became a teacher & we were still more poor than the people around us. I ended up relating to the guys that grew up rough more than the well off & glorified jail time & rough times that make you hard. Fell into crowds that glorified that too much & ended up in prison myself. Learned the hard way don't look up to anything or anyone other than your future self & your loved one's that actually went through hell all for their love for you.

@ThePeacePlant Жыл бұрын

Great comment! One love bro!💪✌️

@ZolYinPodcast Жыл бұрын

💯 %

@ZolYinPodcast Жыл бұрын

@@ThePeacePlant one love to you as well, brother.

@ShinzoUchihaX Жыл бұрын

Dear diary

@shaggyguy662 Жыл бұрын

How do you glorify prison? i tell people about it and they would never break a law or cuss again.

@Touge_Racer Жыл бұрын

whole attitude changed when that stove top got mentioned lol

@imdurmac1 Жыл бұрын

love him and katt. they stay true to themselves and haven't sold out.

@harukrentz435 Жыл бұрын

To the hardest working baby the world has ever seen. Its 3 am and im laughing like crazy! 😂

@jimst3r1 Жыл бұрын

I love Dave Chapelle. I love how he isn’t afraid to say what everyone in the room is afraid to and makes it classy and funny. The delivery is perfect. He’s someone I’d love to have a beer with 🤣

@fatwindowmaker1160 Жыл бұрын

Not just any beer, but a Samuel Jackson Beer!

@nope1083 Жыл бұрын

Leave Stan alone

@ThAtGUyOnTheLeFt007 Жыл бұрын

@@fatwindowmaker1160 real one

@jerrydamron2526 Жыл бұрын

Me to

@Snakeskin94 Жыл бұрын

"Classy"

@catkeys6911 Жыл бұрын

"So I kicked her in the pussy." -I nearly fell off my chair! Well, nobody can accuse Dave's offensive as being sexist.

@ridgesail Жыл бұрын

The funny part was the setup of the joke about ten minutes before... He talked about writing a punch line first, then keeping a jar of them and pulling random ones out and writing a joke for it, like so I kicked her in the pussy. Then he goes into the story for so long everybody forgot it was coming 🤣

@mug9591 Жыл бұрын

😂

@tomgeorge9025 Жыл бұрын

you would do the same if they ran out of Stove top stuffing !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@chuzzrocket Жыл бұрын

Absolute comedy GOAT. He's so funny but he's also like a prophet.

@gemmateller1086 Жыл бұрын

Love #davechappelle. He is so funny & relatable. He isn't afraid to tell it like it is, and not worry about being "politically correct "

@lilahdog568 Жыл бұрын

"My mother is half white." *cheers* "A little too excited but okay."

@joneschilufya867 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 Жыл бұрын

"Bitch that baby will be fine, relax" lmfaoo

@Mrnoddingdonkey Жыл бұрын

Is that funny?

@branlopgar Жыл бұрын

@@Mrnoddingdonkey By itself, no. In context and with his delivery, it wasn't funny. It was hilarious

@thenaughtyamericanexpat Жыл бұрын

@@branlopgar Hey, it's like Dave said, so many United States citizens have become some sensitive, self-righteous"beach-azz nuyghas," without a stomach to take a joke. 🤣

@joneschilufya867 Жыл бұрын

@@branlopgar true 😂😂

@Mrnoddingdonkey Жыл бұрын

@@branlopgar not really.

@shanibloome Жыл бұрын

I walked by Chapelle sitting in front of the Supreme shop in my old neighborhood (Fairfax Ave. in LA) and we exchanged “hellos!” He’s a cool guy.

@Love-is-action 4 ай бұрын

He ain’t lyin; every lil thing upsets someone. I remember growin up wit my dad watchn chapelle show at night.

@dijonvon4378 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's almost like society changes/progresses... There are plenty of jokes that used to be socially acceptable, and no longer on. Boomers are just eager to be shitty/bigoted, especially during this MAGA era.

@jf5466 Жыл бұрын

I’m Scottish and German descent and growing up the drink in the fridge was kool aid “ OH YEAH”

@ApriliaRacer14 Жыл бұрын

No German would allow Kool Aid in the house.

@riskvideos Жыл бұрын

@ViveAprilia I'm part Guyanese. The only powdered drink we ever had in our house growing up was ovaltine. No powdered fruit drinks ever.

@christianheidt5733 Жыл бұрын

Dave & Bill Burr are the best!!!

@taylor860gang Жыл бұрын

Yes my two favorites

@WhoWantsToBeKing Жыл бұрын

Bill was!! Until he started tackling and running over old people to get first in line to get vaccinated 🤣

@Shorty15c4007 Жыл бұрын

He's got bananas in his pancakes 🥞! 😆

@Original-Juice Жыл бұрын

I can be having the shittiest day ever and listen to either of those clowns...all smiles. legendary MF'ers

@tritone11 Жыл бұрын

Those are objectively speaking the best comedians in the business. Correct.

@jefftamura1688 9 ай бұрын

My Mother always told me that Bologna was “round steak” I loved fried Bologna sandwich!😊

@Dirtnap_McDinglestuffer 12 күн бұрын

flat hotdog i ate em too. If we were out of taylor ham, Mom would ask- do you want fried baloney or a flat hotdog? 🤣

@Natedawg38 4 ай бұрын

All right - youre a little too excited, but okay! Fuck that had me rolling.

@BOMBBSQUADD Жыл бұрын

"our kids are Puerto Rican somehow" LOL

@kingstorm7188 Жыл бұрын

Dave is the King no one can compare to his greatness

@havable Жыл бұрын

Dave speaks to your prejudices but he isn't the funniest in history. Those who have morals wouldn't want to be "king" anyway because "king" implies subjects, which are slaves. Acc'd to Chappelle, he opposes slavery. But then he might like it if it was only the people he hated who were in bondage.

@Sean-we3bu Жыл бұрын

Richard Pryor was also very funny.

@kingstorm7188 Жыл бұрын

that's great what you mentioned. He does his job . He may not be the funniest but regardless he can move an audience. This world is enslaved free your ppl then

@Sean-we3bu Жыл бұрын

Richard Pryor was also a great comedian.

@xkee2013 Жыл бұрын

Like thousands of other comics out there, Dave is a student of Richard Pryor.

@gilbertlopez183 9 ай бұрын

Chinese and Mexican baby?!? That kid will terraform the solar system by their 6th birthday between the 13 jobs and learning physics in Spanish. Roflmao

@DontBeLikeAlex Жыл бұрын

“I’m Mexican bro” 😂 something about that was wholesome and hilarious af

@joneschilufya867 11 ай бұрын

Mexicans are proud people and they take every opportunity to tell people where they from 😂. Great humans.

@m0urn1ng5tar5 Жыл бұрын

I love how every time he hits his pen, he has that "But that's none of my business" expression on his face 😂

@calebray4168 Жыл бұрын

Everythang at Timmys house works!😂 I swear, it’s the little quick one liners that get me the most. “My wife’s Filipino[im black] somehow our kids are Puerto Rican lol

@thereelrantreviewer Жыл бұрын

I will always have fond and memorable laughs watching and listening to Dave...he is a True Legend.

@JediHobbit007 Жыл бұрын

He's soo smooth. Rodney's always been my favorite but Dave just kills no matter what

@Rain-yh9ws Жыл бұрын

I love this man & everything he says.

@benjy117 Жыл бұрын

Damn Dave, no matter how many times I see the same skit I still laugh. He has the right look, and sound.

@GRINDEATSLEEPREPEAT Жыл бұрын

I've probably seen this set 5 times and it still have me laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣

@AreYouFNQRAZII Жыл бұрын

Which show was this?

@kukunase1686 3 ай бұрын

Netflix is a joke @@AreYouFNQRAZII

@derekwhitman1421 Жыл бұрын

Hands down one of the, if not the best comedian of our time.

@Vladpryde 10 ай бұрын

"One of his mothers came to the door".....I was eating a bar of chocolate when he said that, I almost spat that shit at my computer screen I was laughing so hard. 🤣

@DDuMas Жыл бұрын

Some of what Dave Chappelle says is funny just because of his delivery and the words he chooses. It's amazing. I love that he adds subtlety to his sense of humour. So he'll build up a joke you think is going one way, but he'll bring it down to somewhere which isn't as serious as you thought it go. Most comedians take their jokes from point "a" and they are for sure going to slap you with point "b", the obvious punchline, but I love the way Dave Chappelle doesn't feel the need to. It's more unpredictable.

@ayokay123 Жыл бұрын

Precisely. It's why he's the best in the business.

@BVNDXT. Жыл бұрын

Comment needs more likes! 🦊👍🏽

@Belac02 Жыл бұрын

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@Ring0-- Жыл бұрын

Dave would have made this comment more succinct.

@globaladdict Жыл бұрын

@@Belac02 much rather read a longer comment than see someone post a bunch of dumb emojis

@gunslngrxero Жыл бұрын

As a broke mfer, stove top stuffing is really that serious.

@rustynail9793 Жыл бұрын

As a broke mfer myself. I happen to have 2 boxes of stove top in the cabinet. But I'm afraid to eat it. If I eat it then I'll be a broke mfer with no stove top

@yungestNcharge1 Жыл бұрын

@@rustynail9793 bro left overs good for 3 weeks( coming from a broke mfer

@kathleenk7170 Жыл бұрын

Omg the stovetopstuffing story!!! I'm soooo weak!!!😂

@PotrzebieConolly Жыл бұрын

The first color TV I ever saw was when I went to my black friend's house - there was a Major League Baseball game on - it was amazing.

@michaelwachendorf2096 Жыл бұрын

I love the way how he talks about his parents. His dad is a vocal professor. And his mother is also a professor Administrator. It's funny how he tries to still be street. 🤣

@CTN404 Жыл бұрын

Being dirt poor in a rich neighborhood…. I can relate to that

@natetinsley3119 Жыл бұрын

I'm black and own a condo in silver spring, Maryland and I approve this message 😅

@tracieh215 Жыл бұрын

In the Walter Reed annex?

@danovidz9146 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious!. His jokes never grow old. I laugh even harder every time.

@guatemalantomcat Жыл бұрын

Thank God for this man's comedy. Needed a good laugh and i got it.

@Mrnoddingdonkey Жыл бұрын

No, he’s like a white dude from the 70s now. He used to be antiestablishment, now he’s the establishment. Other comedy/comedians grew up with us - as we grew up dave chappelle became our dad or maybe even grandpa.

@oshada.s.herath7084 Жыл бұрын

@@Mrnoddingdonkey What are you saying "No" to man?

@Danny-nd7hg Жыл бұрын

@@oshada.s.herath7084 “I needed a good laugh” “NO!”

@Mrnoddingdonkey Жыл бұрын

@@Danny-nd7hg …seriously? You never considered it being a response to the ‘thank god for this man’s comedy’ part? You cherry picked info from a two sentence statement and are acting like you have a leg to stand on some moral or intellectual high ground?

@Danny-nd7hg Жыл бұрын

@@Mrnoddingdonkey mneassssssss leg to stand on good sir MNEASSSSSS