Cool

Submarines are black, but sometimes they're blue I wrote this awful poem Because I love you

Why F-22 doesnt have helmet display system and AIM-9X?

Hey, I was wondering if you can do one video of something Chinese military, like a facts video. Do you know what I mean?

What about the yellow one we all live in?

Lmao

Lol!

Big brain move

Obviously Titanic builder didn't understand this "principle" at the time. LOL.

Woooooosh

Only if everything was as simple as cruise ships being white!

@@NotWhatYouThink hahaha you always have to leave the best for the end

@@vibing8674 Cruise ships (and passenger planes) being painted white is somewhat common knowledge. I had no idea why submarines were painted that color. I suspected it was because of camouflage but if that were the case, it wouldn't have been worth making this video.

@@Elthenar I wasn't criticizing in any way, actually I didnt know myself why they were painted that way, I just found it funny the effort he took to explain us why the were painted that way.

@@vibing8674 I wasn't trying to roast you. I was just explaining why the video caught me eye. It asked an obvious question and one I didn't realize I had clue as to the answer.

They still didn't find out what happened until a little after wards.

The French drive their submarines exactly the same way they drive their cars, they're probably covered in dents from many minor accidents

SONAR is 10 steps ahead of your comment.

@@vic5594 I'm not familiar with the intricacies of French driving - How do they drive??

@@JoshuaNicoll witpyeiietuwtet

I came for submarines I am happy

I mean, atleast he got to the point instead of padding it out for 30 minutes

Well a cruise ship is white because well it looks much better

So would a Cruise Ship Submarine look like a Zebra?

Stolen

Control, Alt, Delete!!

Torpedo: *Red when armed* That one guy: *slaps the torpedo*

Alt F4

Weps: “Sir, I think our torpedoes are out of battery”

"Barnacles!" "Stop cussing like them spongbob characters." "No sir. The torpedo hatch is has been locked shut by barnacles!"

Lmao. I'm dying.

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_why does the shark have A big ass_

@@ncpdswordshielddivision2240 Because it's a big ass shark. It's like asking why does a hammerhead shark have a hammerhead :D

Or does it? Let's say hypothetically, the submarine has a big ass, implying that them thangs be clappin underwater when being stealthy, so not so stealthy anymore now is it? You claim the submarine has a big ass, but say it's stealthy. curious.

Wow.

We almost forgot about the cruise ships, almost 😉

Not what u think

That's not funny its hilarious

@@NotWhatYouThink 🤣🤣🤣

@Saved By Jesus Dude... we just want to watch some KZfaq videos, not copypasta conspiracies.

I painted my snow shovel fluorescent pink so that no one would steal it, cause no one wants a pink shovel. It worked. Perhaps thats something the Navy should consider.

I loved that old movie.

Pink submarines can sink trucks iv never seen a black one do that

I would go for brown and make it look like an enormous turd from the plane

In the second world war II the sas actually painted their Jeeps pink so they were better camouflaged in the desert.

@@FanofDocumentaries They didn't. It's only black on internal builds, such as internal Win8 builds. Insider builds use orange and green, and public releases use blue.

No wait really?

I feel sarcasm

@@TheDeepDiveLLC nope

It's true. I read it on the internet. The Internet that's on the computers nowadays..

Fucking operating system lmfao

What the fuj ??

Clippy appears. "It looks like you are trying to avoid a destroyer, would you like some help with that?"

Yes, I would like to join. Where do I sign.

Windows requires an update. Update and shutdown or update and restart? -WHY ARE THESE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS

@QKe is it really?

@QKe Water is blue for a similar reason to the sky being blue. Because our atmosphere reflects more blue light than any other, at least until sunset when the angle and intensity of the sun starts to change, iirc.

British and French submarines may confess to being mistaken/at fault, but only Canadian submarines apologize!

@@NotWhatYouThink Good one

@@NotWhatYouThink French submarines should be white by that logic(French surrender easily)

@@noknowncomorbidities you do realise the French had more wars then just the second world war?

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 you do realize he made a joke?

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

watching youtube on your break, ensign?

😂

You and me both 😁

Me too.

Bru you have no idea, glad af I'm not deck div

Fun fact: cargo ships get repainted non-stop... Almost. Deck crew ftw!

but sir, last night you told me that once you go black, you never.... "see me in my quaters in five, sailior!"

@@deh6724 Every f****** in-port period.....it's unending. Made even worse when those damn needle guns keep falling apart.

@@HaussPray Spoken like someone that has spent time in Deck Div.

Those of us who saw this video are now in an excusive club: We have all simultaneously died laughing while having a heart attack.

I learned to make sure to turn off the speakers before powering it up

About 1 am mom's pissed lol

It was scientifically decided once. How many times do we need to explain this to morons. Apparently you just keep popping up.

lolol

@@toddhercules1885 calm down

Hahahaha 👍

LOL! Good one!

The reason the Royal Australian Navy doesn't have subs anymore is because they fitted flyscreens to the windows!

@@nigelliam153 they have to keep the water flies out some way

Why not ? The Trieste a submersible reached 10K metres in the Mariana Trench and it had a window (of sorts).

I've been slapped a few times as well while driving the car! Like when you turn down the wrong street, the wife leans over and slaps me one right across the face. Just not sure which type of slap hurts the most though!

Thats wrong. I've gotten static shocks when leaving a car

Rykehuss: You are right, I also got some little Tingling in my fingers when I touched the wrong car door at the wrong time. But there were tests with Cars with carbon-free tyres wih ended up letting people lose consciusness, so the grounding might not be perfect (But nobody can really expect that. e rubber-carbon mixture is no copper wire after all). And also: Sometimes you might be the one wearing the sythetic pullover and being electrically charged, so don't wonder if you get a shock by touching something.

Jonas, then why do they tell you a car is the safest place in a lightning storm? I haven't checked, but I have big doubts that if you put a multi meter continuity tester on good tread to car frame etc , you'll get a good connection.

Apparently not all tires have this. Twenty years ago I got new tires and would get the most horrible shock when exiting the car. They were an off brand tires I bought because they were cheaper than the others. Got rid of them quickly.

Same here! A good belly laugh both times. I'm amazed how those sounds still totally got my attention and instantly caused a small rush of adrenaline. I'm still breathing a little faster than normal. And it's been well over two decades since I experienced the real thing.

Windows? That's OK. Screen doors? Not so much

@@brett4264 When the first one came up, I actually thought it was my computer...lol...then I caught on.

Exactly!

I mean to be fair it is still science. Just applied to save money :P

old cruise ship were black to avoid to keep repainting them due to dark coal dust

That plus white looks better.

@@idontcare7961 And what does that have to do with the video????

He still explained why they were at some point red

also, they are not purely rubber. they are a rubber-ceramic mix. and the hull is a ceramic-metal alloy.

@@mythmurzin The exact composition of the tiles is classified but they are rubber. The hull is HY-80 steel.

It crashed. All are dead.

Crashed not sank subs are supposed to sink

@@kunkka5491 Be respectful .

@@lucasdunn2717 It didn't crash anything, it just sank. Submarine are supposed to _dive_ , not sink

One question...I think all submarines carry dangerous missile ...and powder......didn't it blast?

they made the crew sing how they were all still alive. human guinea pigs. sick.

Research submarines are painted yellow for the exact opposite reason that military submarines are black. So they can be seen easily.

Yeah. I had a bad day, i cant stop smiling while watching the video because of the jokes

LOL

Learn how to use new lines

@@luftkadettarchives6387 I guess that does not really solve your actual issue, does it? It's no shame to talk to teachers. Dominating others does not really solve mental stress..

@@thomas.leitner What? are you high or something?

@@thomas.leitner What has that got to do with anything?

why not use carbon as the main filler again?

@@tioa.p.1058 Silica gives better mechanical performances to the tire, for instance a lower rolling resistance which is a good asset to reduce fuel consumption

@@martrf9620 owhh, thanks for reply bro, can i get some article/journal about using silica as a tire filler?

There's a film about that ....

@@frostyrobot7689 And while the humor is light compared to the movies today, it's still a good film.

@@frostyrobot7689 And a show, "Operation Petticoat"

@@MonkeyJedi99 Bingo !

@@MonkeyJedi99 lmao a true classic that shows an early Philippines, which is rare in films as a Filipino myself

How long do you think a paragraph is?

We appreciate your kind words, John ☺️ We have said on numerous occasions that quality content makes for quality audience, and we are very happy to see it’s working out that way.

@Alex Stein What idea of investment one should be doing.

I'm a fan of crypto, I hold some few coins in my wallet.

@Goodson Thomas Nura Carvalho.

@Goodson Thomas fb name. 👆👆

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Still running Windows 95? What a loyal fan.

Raships

eww get out of here raship

my name is Jeff

As someone who likes submarines (like, not have a slightest idea what diffrences, models etc) im okay with ship racism

What’s the error?

Slick!

Yes exactly.

@@NotWhatYouThink Where and what part

@@ratte7640 look at the bottom left of your screen at 3:46 to red pieces are visible That’s where the tiles would be

@@cowerdnerddespacito9518 Interestingly enough, the UK’s Defence Science and Technology Laboratory refused to share British anechoic tiling technology with the Australians, so our clever cousins Down Under decided that their Defence Science and Technology Organisation should research and develop their own for the Collins-class submarine. This they managed quite successfully, and for some reason, the epoxy compound they used to glue them to their submarines seems to be far better; I’ve not yet seen a single photograph of Australian submarines missing any tiles in spite of the fact that their submarines deploy through far more diverse - therefore, far more wearing - maritime environments. To my knowledge, the Australians haven’t shared this secret with the UK. The Irony Strikes Back.

@@feliscorax that’s nice to know!

Thanks for watching!

Mission Accomplished!

mission

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Thanks for your comment, Chris! Glad you enjoyed our video 😊 That is an interesting question indeed. We’ll look into it to see if there is opportunity to make a video about it 👍🏼

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@@darylcheshire1618 YES!