Bro this is amazing. I feel the same way

I realy like this analysis.

I agree. One of the things that people fail to understand about the Star Wars prequel trilogy is that the prequel trilogy was inspired by the Nixon Administration’s actions and Adolf Hitler’s rise to power. The Star Wars prequel trilogy is based on George Lucas’s life in terms of how he felt about Marcia Lucas when he was married to her. The Star Wars prequel trilogy was written as an expression of George Lucas himself. George Lucas got into spaceships out of cars going really fast. People hate the Star Wars prequel trilogy because they fail to understand that it’s based on George Lucas’s life. When you’re telling a story you’re telling a story using tools. You don’t use tools to tell a story. Star Wars the prequel trilogy was inspired by the Nixon administration, George Lucas himself, Adolf Hitler’s rise to power, The Vietnam War, and mythology. The Star Wars sequel trilogy was just inspired by Star Wars. The reason why the Star Wars sequel trilogy was bad is because it was made by Star Wars prequel trilogy haters.

George Lucas is as subtle as a Wookie losing a game of Holo-Chess to an R2 Unit. What Lucas was trying to accomplish was obvious, but he had too many ideas and tried haphazardly to make everything work when he needed to boil down the soup. Anakin lacking social skills is an absurd notion on all levels. The Jedi are guardians of peace, trained in diplomacy and negotiation. A Knight's lightsaber is blue (at least until the prequels messed that one up), which corresponds to the throat chakra governing speech. If Anakin is anti-social then what was Obi-Wan teaching Anakin between TPM and AOTC? The Jedi Temple was shown to have girls/women in its Order, so I can't buy into the argument there were no women around him. Anakin was shown to be quite sociable as a kid in TPM. It was part of his charm, admitted by Lucas as a cheat code to get people to sympathize with Anakin. He was better with the one liners like "space angel" as a kid than he was as a teenager. Evolution designed women to be hypergamous. There is no reason why Senator Padme would have a romantic interest in Anakin. He is younger and has no wealth. Women want providers. And I would expect vile politicians, empowered by their political factions, to look down upon the Jedi for professing material detachment since there wouldn't be any political gain from such a relationship. More importantly the one skill politicians own is the art of bloviating, capturing an audience with 0 calorie word salads. Anakin's dialogue amounted to word vomit. He was a liability to her. I checked out of the movie when he confessed to mass murdering women and children. This is what their love story is supposed to be based on? Why didn't Padme react rationally by jumping on a starship to fly across the galaxy to get away from Anakin Sandkiller? Their love story makes no sense. AOTC is filled with too many actions and baffling contradictions that defy common sense. The movie's only redeeming quality is Ewan McGregor, but "The Men Who Stare At Goats" and "Doctor Sleep" did more to make him a Jedi than all three prequels combined.

I wasn't bothered by the dialog in the same way many others were. But I think it should have still been made more clear. Yet, it doesn't save the movie. I think the plot is a mess and many things that happen don't make any sense. At least the movie doesn't explain them properly. So for me, this is still the worst movie from the prequels even when I like it more than many others do.

Say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️