You know its a serious matter when someone's mom mails you to unban her son

The end music was literally the best thing I’ve heard all day

ashswag: "Not the orphans, guys!" also ashwag: *so anyways i kicked a baby villager out of his house*

"And after I finish residing Sun Tzu the art of war" Smart choice.

The ending music is the BEST MUSIC EVER. PROVE ME WRONG

“Not the orphans!” Technoblade: “Haha yes kill them all”

You know these kids are actually hella smart, they made a funnu email and sent it to him, made the discord id fake so he would pry in further, make an ACTUAL puzzle for him so he would make a video about it, and it all actually worked

This was a whole ass ARG they put you through and you survived. Subbed

The art of war was a nice touch Truly a good soldier

Better storyline than the entire Avengers series

04:36 best ever singing

Fun fact:scaft folding would work as you can brigh from just clicking on the top of the tower it will stil create a path to get to the signs but how wil you get bamboo and stuf

Ashswag to a new start a new beginning all the hail the swagmeister

A narrative so compelling it seems finely crafted.

This is the most dedication I've ever seen u put into a server

Garroth’s death is one to remember

Oh my god it’s not a short! Still love the shorts tho

for your precision pearling needs: -get a stack of snow balls/snow blocks -throw snowballs until you have the correct aim. -switch to pearls. throw under same angle.

So... who's gonna tell him he could have made a stone sword from the villager houses?

ash has contact to kids MOMS now bro like bruh ash hitten em up

Pog heat waves at the end

In moment 2:43 I thought: man, this iron golem should be called TECNOBLADE

*iron golem killing baby zombies* Ash: not the orphans, not the orphan's xD Technoblade: I am proud

*OUTRO MUSIC BLESSED OUR EARS*

I love the singing at the end

Heat waves been fakin' me out, Can't make you happier now

we need an 1 hour version of the heat waves remix at the end

that outro is gorgeous

That outro is a masterpiece

U can see the mothers name at the bottom of the note lol when it says giant well wishes at 0:01

i love how he didnt even think about the member being underage (he was 100% underage)

You know this is serious when the video is longer than a minute

people say that Ash is still recovering from this vid

« No not the orphans ! » You can hear the evil in his voice. He truly is the heir of Technoblade.

you probably could've also used a well placed tower and slime block to get into the area

Rest in peace Gareth, you will always be missed.

Mans could used wood in village, made a boat, and floated over, but that's too easy for swag man himself

The iron golem would make techno proud

That end music though. Dang that was beautiful

“It’s adventure time” I’m laughing so hard rn

finally, a 5 minutes long video

Finally a longer vid from ash ....

Outro = Heat Wave Love That Song Man!

I haven’t checked on this channel in ages ash has grown a lot

That outro 🎶🎶🎶

Ashswag, the great singer..... 😇

You could have built up away from the tower, brew slow falling potions and gotten there, if phantoms spawned

My prayers to Garris. May he rest in peace.

The email reminds me of Doni bobes (He had a whole series called “hackers mom” where some random hackers mom wanted him to unban her son after he hacked)

The mystery still lives on, good luck.

Love how he tries to hide her name but it’s clearly Cecila

First i thought his speaking style sounded familiar, then when he mentioned Sun Tzu, the art of war, I realized hes making a Technoblade Video

Ashswag needs to drop a whole album

Outro music is so lovely for my ears

You're an absolute legend of mystery solver :D

for a kid he actually was pretty smart about how to hide those signs

Man where could I get that heatwaves cover man?-

Petition for ash to make a full cover of Heat Waves (The end song)

when you realize that he could have towered up and made a boat to get the top of the tower

This is the most hilarious email and video ever

Ngl this is a good content.

“Capitalism” The delivery was gold

That music at the end man. It’s the exact thing I enjoy listening to while robbing a family of 4

This lore was crazy man-

ik this is unrelated but I just drank some water and it tasted really good

A thrilling tale.... A wild adventure...... And a goal Read Those Signs

petition to make ashswag sing heat wave fully

We need a full version of the end music

She's probably the average Facebook mom

When is the outro music gonna be an album ash?

we need ashwagg to perform a concert the end music was top tier

Bro, that was some detective stuff at the end.

Everyone is paying attention to garroths death. But we forgot something… WHO KILLED HIM

-The singing at the end- Qauckity: Ohh poggers thats poggers -Vid ends- Quackity: Thats not poggers

Imagine the signs were just a rickroll

That iron golem story almost made me cry no cap :

They may have had the names there because this was a scheme to get you to contact them, where they would play victim and try to get unbanned so they can do the same thing again.the mother didn't email you ,THEY did.they purposely gave a false discord so you would be intrigued.the adventure mode around the signs was to make you even more interested as time passed,to the point where you'd contact them to find out.but you didn't meaning they lost.

I was sccrolling through my 140 dnf related saved things folder in my camera roll, decided to watch Techno's Potato war 2 for the 20th time, saw I had notifications, and accidentally clicked on this. I was not disappointed.

1:27 BOOM, it's Adventure Time.

You are the best Minecraft detective ever 😂💯

Oh this... this is beautiful

Wouldn't extending scaffolding from just outside the adventure mode zone also work? Or no?

that memorial was so deep

Yo dude got some banger outro music lol “best singing ever”!!

3:48 game mode updated? Sus

Caught in 4k in 3:49 Cheating Legends Noticed!

Garrett had saved him one last time, those words made Sun Tzu cry

on the end of the video sometimes all i think about its you i liked that lol

THE HEATWAVES AT THE END GAVE ME VIETNAM WAR FLASHBACKS

Mattpat: I gotchu homie

Man I loved it when he played my fav song at the end

Ashswag: sometimes I think about youuu

fire music i havent heard something better in years

Man I didn’t know you could sing so well

YOOO HERATAGE FOR THE FUTURE MUSIC EARNED A SUB

When you realise he could have used replay mod.....

R.I.P Garret 2021 - 2021 he was a great zombie killing machine, maybe even the best.

If they got in so much effort, that one of their moms emailed you about the smp, and then they created a puzzle in that smp just for you to work that hard to getting the names they deserve the unban.

Come back or get clapped-Sun Tzu

Build up with stairs, and right before the adventure mode if you had a water bucket you could've swam down