Truly a masterpiece of apologies

This is like some shit you'd see in a cartoon. Truly the apology of all time.

It honestly had to be one of the apologies of all time.

"There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it" ~Ronald MacDonald

My favorite part was when she looked directly at the camera and said "it's sorry time" and then sorried all over those guys

Electric guitar 😮

​@@yleyatarnNo, get the bass in there.

An entire band behind her

@@yleyatarns i t a r

@@zeehighness9310 An entire concert. Nah fuck it, Apology World Tour. Featuring special guest Sienna Mae

Bro you hit the nail on the head

they told me not to put a fork in the microwave but i was never advised against dropping a nuke so here we go!!!

“He said not to stab that guy i didnt hear anything about shooting.”

EXACTLY IT

And she’ll sing in that one too, but this time with a guitar.

@@CombativeRoboGuywith a flute cuz that would be wayyyy weirder

​@@Ransa31Now I can't stop picturing someone trying to talk while playing a flute lol

She'll bring out the eletric ukulele

@@bombboy3427 good, now imagine someone trying to talk while playing bag pipes 💀

She definitely has one of the lawyers staring at that revolver in his desk right now contemplating 💀

​@@RipRLeeErmey Lawyer: *"Why are we still here, just to suffer!"*

More like: hand me my ukulele

@@RipRLeeErmeyi don’t think bro gonna take his own life from this he probably got the revolver for her ☠️

Well, that's why they said, she shouldn't say anything

Like she displays in her little gross song, she is the victim and she is the only one who knows the truth. Everyone else is part of the toxic gossip train

It's the Ouroboros of stupidity. The older I get, the more and more I see people who are in fact so dumb, they've come full circle to the point where they believe they're actually intelligent, leading to negative consequences for themselves. This seems to be one of those cases.

​@bandit5561 she just says that most shit about her was made up. But if most is, then where is the accountability for the things that actually happened? She just makes a 10 minute monetizable video going "SoMe THiNgS wERE MaDE uP!"

@commanderguy2935she really is the weird out-of-touch aunt she claimed she wanted to be… while also being a pedophile because those two things AREN’T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

She shouldve used a guitar

@@pizzadog6923 that isn’t wild that’s calm

@Ransa31 she should have used an electric piano.

@@alexpenna still calm as hell

@@alexpenna (me realising how what I just said made no sense)

She should do all of them from jail.

And a ukulele apology for the 40 piece band apology. The cycle repeats

This is probably her scheme to do more shows huh

@@animaysons728(not my joke) she needs to stop playing music altogether. She’s playing in A Minor, THATS HOW SHE IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

​@@EzleyCalditolmao

I would like to apologize for being a pedophile ……. IN SONG !!!!

@@Spiceodog that is certainly a choice.

when you know what she did she just looks like a psychopath. It's genuinely disgusting

Her lawyers quite literally ordered her to not say a goddamn thing and let them handle it. But because Colleen is apparently a galaxy-brain mega-genius, she decides to SING her apology instead, since they only explicitly forbade her from SAYING anything!

@@useraccount333even saul would just give up lol

That sounds like the better timeline.

At least then we'd hear "a careless whisper" instead of her tripe-

Depending on how well he plays it, i might believe him

Defending himself from the Epstein allegations

my favorite orthodox rabbi

Semantics, purely semantics

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat that's what she tried to do. Bloody obvious that something advised not to say isn't mitigated by adding a melody. Hence everyone hates her response video.

After all, it's not just what you've told can be used against you in court - it's absolutely everything you've done, communicated or anything for that matter. Oftentimes even a Google search history is used as evidence in murder cases.

@@Admiral45-10 oh aye, if she's done some bad shit there'll be other evidence.

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Sure, if you don't know english.

I mean she clearly already was legally illiterate considering she saw no problem with doing what she did for the past friggin decade, if anything it just outs her as being a triple threat: a groomer, a loser, and a raging idiot.

Just like with literally every¹ KZfaqr apology, she put literally 0 thoughts to it. No script, no plan, no accountability - just a one big ,,I don't like being seen as bad person". That's also why not only do they often show some fake tears, but always, I say *always* bring up hateful comments. ¹OK, I'll be fair - in my scrolling through this media I've seen three KZfaqr apologies, that seemed at least a little genuine: - one commentary channel's author in one of his videos said he looked from the distance on his films regarding famous cooking channel and understood, that some people could have thought, as he said it, ,,he was bullying a diseased, old man" and said he'll stop posting about him for some time. To me - he did show the will to change for better, and it seems like he holds to this standard. - one Police officer once did a mistake, while reacting to a pretty famous recording of Twitch streamer running over a dog. He was corrected by other big channel and his fans. He replied with: ,,You were saying that a lot, I checked it and you were absolutely right. So thanks to [that big channel], thanks to all of you, who called it out as well and giant d-k in my a-s for that mistake. I'll privatise the video, so I won't make money off of it, but will still leave link to it in the description, so you can find it and see where I was wrong. Again, sorry." - yet another commentary channel once got into hot water, when he realised that his first sponsor was actually a scam company. He addressed it as soon as he found out, he explained what was wrong with them and stuff like that and promised to give all the money he's made to charity (which he did). Again - I think he's done all he could to take accountability and repair his mistake, so no harsh feelings. But these are all just small exceptions in my opinion.

​@@Admiral45-10She actually put a lot of effort in this apology video. She sat down, wrote a song, wrote rhyming lyrics, and rehearsed it.

I interpreted it as she's got nothing left to loose so she might as well go out unlike any other youtuber.

I mean I don’t know about this whole thing but if I was planning to quit KZfaq after a bunch of drama I would totally go out like this, it doesn’t hurt her in the legal department and if your KZfaq career is dead anyways just have some fun with the last bit.

Ukulele people are awful at the best of times (unless they're at a luau).

Shet

Cage the elephant 😱

@@Georgesoros7790 yessirr 😎

sick pfp. Very goated album.

You underestimate the stupidity of KZfaqrs

but colleen takes the cake… and the 50m dollars apparently

⁠@@Bree420 so far

Fire tho 🔥

I wasn't allowed to say my parting words, so I thoughts "Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to sing my last goodbyes"

It’s an apology for assassinating them, but the lyrics are just vague enough to make everyone suspicious but not certain of what happened

Or in court

@@Guywithachair imagine the lawyer calls her up for questioning and she takes out her ukulele

my goat

@@aviphyt man carrying goat

Sometimes. There have been a couple of videos of his that left me wondering, "What the fuck is he even alluding to??"

@@connorscanlan2167 Regrettably, the nuanced wit employed by Man Carrying Thing eludes your comprehension, my dear interlocutor.

@@peestrem31 I feel like Grim being talked down to by Billy.

- Let your lawyers do everything. - Your only two responses are to say nothing or tell them your lawyers are dealing with the false accusations. - Show any proof of innocence after your lawyers scare any accusations away or deal with it legally.

"You can't tell me-"

"If the idea isn't sorry then cut it"

Do it

What happened? did you do it? TELL ME!!!

Yep, this is the perfect example The perfect example of how f*cked this “““apology””” is (I fear my reply wasn't specific enough)

She had a group chat called the "weenies" of specifically picked child fans that she would talk about her sex life with

Yes, she has. If you look into it, it's pretty bad. There's text messages that were leaked, she asked girls to describe their first periods to her and she's asked kids to show her their butts.There's more, but I can't remember it off the top of my head. It's fucked up. Her response is a serious slap in the face.

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way

@@genericname2747 ah, that’s the reply I was looking for

In many cases, where it's more criminal situation, they'll do it on purpose - so they don't accidentally say too much before the trial. Sienna Mae's ,,apology" video only said ,,I felt bad, but now I'm back", nothing else. Again - just so she doesn't say too much.

I can’t wait to see somebody animate out there apology

@@Spiceodog I mean, it would make sense depending on the type of channel

"O! O, treachery! The masses hath turned against me! Thy hath slandered my good name with falsehoods!"

@@Spiceodog And i can't wait for someone to do an "apology" video where the KZfaqr confess what he/She/It did and proud of It with no remorse

@@GreenKnight07 That's already been done, a lot.

When you say mistreat, do you mean in a bad owner way, or a Shane Dawson way

@@genericname2747 I think it was neglect as opposed to actual intentional mistreatment.

@@lúki-ang Still bad, but better than intentionally hurting them I guess

Looking and how careless she seems to be, this would fit her

WHAT

I hate to be that guy, but I made my own version of her apology soooooooooooo... 😭😭😭

no joke i would unironically summon a genie from my forehead as my apologize to my school friends

Yeah no like the best thing to come out of this is that we now have a perfect example to point to in order to demonstrate what gaslighting actually is fr

In this metric I don't think vast majority of ,,apology" videos deserve to be called that. They're always nothing more of ,,I feel bad, I don't like to be seen as bad person". That's why they're only diffrent in details, but are always the same: some intro, vague description of what happened (sometimes some special effects, like fake tears or sad circumstances), and a cherry on top - all these ,,hateful comments" (don't get me wrong, sometimes they can get nasty, but an apology video doesn't really seem to be a good time to address it).

@13.ghaniziyadsagiansyah66 to be honest, through my browsing of KZfaq I did find, what I would consider, sincerely good apology videos: - one commentary channel once admitted in 4-minute video, that his films regarding a certain cooking channel looked pretty bad - in meaning, that even though he was just trying to make a mild joke, in the eyes of his audience it would look like he's ,,bullying a sick, old man" (his exact words). He said he'll take a break from this channel specifically and focus on others, until he comes up in a way to make it look at least somewhat good. His audience's reaction was something in lines of: ,,We knew you didn't intend any harm, we also knew it was joke, but if you see it that way, we're glad you want to take certain steps from it". - another commentary channel of former Polish Police officer once did a reaction to a Twitch streamer who ran over a dog. His fans and another commentary channel pointed out, that he's made a mistake here and there, and in next film where he covered it he said: ,,A lot of you were telling me, that I've made a mistake and to watch that film. I did watch it and checked my facts again and you were absolutely right. Thanks to (that channel) for correcting me, thanks to my fans for telling me about that film and giant d-k in my a-s for that mistake. I'll privatise that film, so I won't get monetised from it, but I'll also send you a link, so you can fact-check it yourself " I say he did good in that apology. - yet another commentary channel once did a sponsorship with a company selling lands in Scotland to save local tree plantations - but it turned out to be a scam. In next film he said, that now he realise it was, he done goofed up, he found himself in a little bit of a legal trouble for it, but he didn't fake tears or anything - he genuinely looked disappointed in himself, whilst this ,,apology part" of a longer video took maybe like a minute or so. He also promised to pay all this money from that sponsorship to charity and not do the same mistake again - and he never did.

What is this quote from?

Children these days don’t even remember 😔

​@@missmalaphor5786bruh momentum

@sellpepsi I can't remember either help 😭 I wanna say it was Shane Dawson? Still crazy how that vile mf is still around

Wasn’t that Logan Paul?

Seriously. Gender equality includes treating everyone equally. That means being just as angry at child predators in any form. That shit if messed up and she deserves the hate.

Let's be real. No predators are taken seriously.

What are you even talking about? Everyone hates her.

literally everyone with a brain is calling her a predator what do you mean

@@empressfrozentoes5285 you're underestimating the ones without braincells in the first place. She still has defenders

​@@Diamondr11Blueyea no shit, this is the internet. No matter what there will always be someone on the opposing side of the arguement. Why are you surprised?

@@alexjustalexyt1144 never said I was, just disappointed

@Diamondr11Blue why should we acknowledge the opinions of those without brain cells? so long as the people smart enough to recognize that she's a pedo are recognizing her predation, that's good enough for me

One is only telling: ,,You've been all lied to, it's all manipulation!" (but not saying what exactly), other ,,I felt bad, but now I'm back" (in context of her accusations).

Tbf two different crimes, two different types of cringe. Idk if you can compare the two really.

Face reveal?