I literally counted them

you definitely win some

Let's just keep it going why not?

I'm not the only one who had to count to be sure that number is correct! XD

somebody needs to make a 10 hour version of this

Seriously underrated comment!😂

alternative title: neverhard

This is the GOAT comment!!

*Spear shoots through eyeball*

Relatable.

honestly i didn't find it all that funny until i found your comment and for some reason suddenly i'm wheezing

I'm gonna use that in every single email I write from now on 😂😂

@@kerollaynemoreira7536 Brian- uh oh! Anyway I'm sorry for the loss of your wife. This has been a great tragedy.

@@fredhasopinions hey, you might machoke!

7:24 timestamp for those who wanted it

I know right, there are car birds, does this imply there are other car animals? Are there car cock roaches, car parasites that live in other bigger cars? Why are there taxis and busses? How come they eat oil but also have wasabi and ice cream? Why is there a pope car?!? Was there a car jesus, car god? How does car sex work? Are the gadgets the spy cars use just cybernetic upgrades or more like if I grafted an extra organ into myself to, I don't know, spit acid? Wouldn't that be super creepy for other cars, and they did it to someone without his consent or knowledge

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 but hey, that’s just a theory... A GAME THEORY. What happens to the cars when they die? Are cars born from factories or do they drive on top of each other until a small one pops out?

@@scottoleson1997 in the first movie they restricted lightnings fuel supply to keep him from running away, is that like starving a prisoner? What the fuck was up with that one car that had her eyes on her retractable headlights?

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 The cars have genders: did they _choose_ their genders and give themselves dimorphic traits to match? Or were they created with genders, which raises a host of new questions about car creation? Similarly, do the specialized cars choose their characteristics or are they made with them, and regardless of the answer what if they no longer want to do the job they're specialized for? Are there car surgeries to change someone from a race car to a jeep?

Can we talk about "Kachigga" ?

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

My exactly reaction!

Same! Phew!

Same reaction here.

I feel like the relief here might be the most 2020 thing ever.

Lmao😂

And what a combo it was

trufax, I was there

I knew we won

I'll teach that in my history classes

^begone B O T

true

"What should we call this pit trap, already a dangerous concealed weapon that's pretty much banned everywhere anyway?" Well I sure hope something normalizing and inncuous, wouldn't want to expose ourselves to culture we gained access to through war. Spike pit, yeah, they're spikes of fun.

@@thatoneguy9582 B O T *REPORTED*

@@thatoneguy9582 thanks

Same with my doctor. And one day I'll die n get stuck as a ghost, forever waiting for his goddmn email.

i think at least partially they enjoy the position of power, holding your diploma for ransom and jerking you around. i dont know... its just the vibe i got from a lot of professors when i went to school

@@littleloner1159 i think that partially its a liability thing. they dont want to say the wrong thing because then you can sue them, so the art of politics comes into effect for some cases... that is dodging the questions until the answer is no longer relevant.

My psychology class disappeared off of canvas, so I emailed my teacher and he didn’t respond until a month and a half later.

These two ex-video game devs check their email often enough to see and attempt to answer a question about stuff they barely remember doing at a company that doesn't exist anymore, while I got too anxious to check my email in sophomore year of high school so now I, a relatively capable (if still extremely debilitatingly anxious) 22-year-old, usually give Important People(tm) my mom's email instead of mine so she'll just text me when something comes in that's for me. (I do tell them I'm doing this though, and I usually say something like "trust me, you don't actually want my email, I won't check it")

Band name is K.....Elderly Sex Clown Posse

@@dugtiki8713 single greatest SCP concept I've ever read.

Follow your dreams!

I read this the moment he said it

😂

That is much preferable to reaching and assigning malice without adequate justification.

Better than making up a reason yourself.

LOL Good choice of majors bro. I got my degree in journalism in 2013. Have fun realizing that journalism is dead and if you want to make any money or be happy you will change career paths. Journalism is a hobby, not really a job.

@@AndrewDangerously student journalist can mean writing for a school paper or something right?

@@111ohno Journalism isn't that much of a viable field anymore because quite frankly, we don't need as many news sources these days thanks to how the internet allows us to access information from all corners of the globe. Back before the internet, the only way to keep in the know of current events would be through the TV and the local newspaper, which meant that there was a huge need for journalists and reporters. The field is oversaturated now, and as a result, companies don't need to pay as much to hire a qualified professional. Unless we lived in a command economy, where reporters would be making nothing (and usually don't exist since those kinds of gov'ts don't like public oversight) or publish propaganda, this would always remain true.

420th like :)

481st like :)

@@peterjohnson11655 1st like :)

620th like

And then said "let's keep it goin!"

Haha! ...What?

(He knew!)

I counted 37 with one cutting off

@@ChiralCentre3366 sent me laughing for a solid 30 seconds

oh WOW this has a lot of likes uhh i make music on youtube sometimes also stream silo by the altogether

Thats true. If you would get an email like that, it would start like: "Rainbow-- Uh oh!"

Not only that, but it goes: "Brian- Uh oh! That's a deeeeeeep cut!"

uh oh! deep cut! funny deep cut! deep cut funny

My innocence!!!!

That's such a great example of an icebox scene!

Oh wow it took me until this comment

@@PiousMoltar wonder what Microsoft really means....

I mean. It's certainly better than "alwayshard"

You know who you are.

The adventure time Fandom has also had fun with thay

Look, that Dorkly content won't write itself.

This is basically most of game theory

that guy who keeps asking for an Unraveled episode on pokemon as food probably feels fuckor levels of being called out right now

Skating and War Crimes?! What? Hell Yeah!

Eric Chan just another day in the life brother

My favorite passtimes

remember kids it's not a war crime if you do it to the US military

Hot take skating is a war crime.

Turns out you shouldn't be invading sovereign countries to imperialize them. Thankfully, many American soldiers also realized this at the time and that's why "fragging" experienced an all-time high. I thank them for their service o7.

keep off the grass ☠

@@mortimerwake2974 not very goated with the sauce of you, unbased even.

@@arandomcommenter412 why don't you walk into a malayan gate, you officer-lover?

So? It's War.

Stephanafro holy shit it’s stephanafro holy shit

🙏

why the fuck are you here stephanafro go back to making music videos!!!!

ah yes the old putting holes in things method of dealing with head demons

omniscient xt hmm I wonder how they got all that footage of someone playing the game then 🤔 what a mystery

Lmao good one

I mean, is it really that different from the countless videos of people reading horrifying Reddit stories over footage of Minecraft?

he hidin somethin

You should watch a Spiffing Brit video lol 😆

Better to study the mistakes of yesterday, so you can invent the war crimes of tomorrow

@@JohnSignsOn it's really mostly about the tactics used by the loser. Notice how nuking civilians and gassing folks wasn't prosecuted as a war crime when the allies do it.

He is ready

yeah you do have to hit him different physical attacks don't work.

Yeah especially with a Modest nature, 252 IVs in SpAtk and a Poison Barb while while Mega Evolved using Gunk Shot on an unsuspecting Whimsicott

Pmd rescue team be like:

"Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up." The actual Pokédex entry for Gengar from Pokémon Sun. Oh no.

had exactly the same reaction

I was not delighted. I was disappointed Conspiracies are more fun than anything. You're missing out. Plus there's truth in every theory. People don't understand that part, theory. And that goes doubly for hard-core theorists. I definitely believe there's a secret shadow organization that runs the world. I have believed in UFOs for about 25 years. Now at 33 the same people that called me crazy and stupid are now seeing that it is real. I believe 2016 election was rigged just as much a the 2020 and just as much as almost every presidential election in the last 150 years. I just don't care if people believe it. Because deep down they already know and if they don't. I feel bad for them. False flags have existed since the dawn of man. I just don't let it bother me. I work in Iraq as a contractor and I know we didn't come here to liberate the people. But there's money to be made and I will make my life better as I can.

@@HansDester just because it’s a theory does not mean it is exempt from criticism, and people do not seriously believe in conspiracy theories because “it’s fun”. There is not truth in every theory. There is no truth in “Vaccines cause autism”, or “The Earth is flat”. You are not some genius because you believe wild claims, and people aren’t “seeing years later that the conspiracy theories are real”. People who don’t believe in conspiracy theories don’t “know deep down that they are true”, and claiming that they do just makes you seem egotistical and even more stupid. Get off your high horse and realize that you aren’t “smarter” or “more free” because you believe in conspiracies.

RIGHT?! I thought FOR SURE that was going to go bad, and not AWESOME

Tbh I'd be just as delighted if he was conspiracy enthusiast

Honestly if I got hit I might be screaming a good longer while before I actually make any discernable words Imagine taking a strip of an iron maiden to the legs.

Not to mention if it was made of bamboo, it'd be hollow on the inside, which would siphon the person's blood.

it totally is

Hey do you know what else was illegal ?

@@booketoiles1600 butter

you forgot manure, though that might cpunt as dirt

@@satibel doesnt count as dirt, but it sure cpunts as feces!

Ich vermute dass die Punji Grube nach faulen Eiern riechen würde wenn die Spitzen mit Kot und Gammelfleisch verziert ist, aber zum Glück gibt es keine Geruchsspiele oder Geruchsfernsehen,

Not to mention it would take extra soldiers to carry back soldiers who were too injured to walk making it extra hard to fight back if ambushed. Leave your friend behind to the enemy or risk one or two more to get them back to a field hospital.

nice pfp

Spawn on a ramp that faces down to another ramp that launches you into a sea of punjj pits as large as the entire park editor will allow.... I spent so much time in the park editor trying to figure out how to break the game

Yes....accidentally. That's right...

Just making a park nothing but pungee pits where the most you could do is coyote jump every time you respawn

This made me laugh way more than it should have...

See you here makes a strange amount of sense, the universe is in harmony

Yeah. There were a few different hazards. Lava pit. Water pit. And pungee pit. I guess spike pit would have worked but hey

jamba juice

I truly agree with you on that,

Because I see Bitcoin as ultimately becoming a reserve currency for banks, playing much the same role as gold did in the early days of banking. Banks could issue digital cash with greater anonymity and lighter weight, more efficient transactions

Some peopLe are ignorant of profitability in forex investment and that has been the major issues Limiting their investment

Investment is that tiny Line that separates the rich from the Poor

As a beginner who don't understand how forex trade really works and you really want to make profit from it. I will advise you to first start working with a professional broker

Brian - Uh oh!

Also bombing and shooting people is fine, but sharpened mostly non-deadly wooden sticks are banned?

@@JonasWilms The problem that the UN saw was that stick traps, mines, and other such weapons are made to maim and injure. There's this idea that dying outright is preferable to being horribly disfigured or made to suffer a massive wound that kills you later rather than instantly.

@@garrettbyrd7426 or leaves you in horrible, chronic pain and infection. like a bullet that misses, cant really be blamed on anyone, because it was a miss, and intended to be a quick and painless kill. but a trap ot explosive made to put someone in agonizing existence is just fucked up.

@@JonasWilms I'm glad someone else caught that. It bothered me the whole video. Like war is an awful thing...how do you ban tactics? What's the incentive to listen? And specifically if you have a country fighting back with banned tactics, why does the UN get to decide they can't? It's like if war must exist, why can't self defense?

i was waiting for him to mention that!

Shocked he didn't mention it!

Bad journalism to be frank

what the fuck!!! :)

Tamijo he’s Brian who’s frank

Congrats

hwAAAAAAit a minute...!

I counted. It was exactly 30 times. That was satisfying and as much as I feel like that should have been a waste of time it still makes me feel good so I'm going to walk away from this feeling like that time was well spent.

He played the sound 39 - 40 times before the video ended if you count the 2 times before the last 37 - 38

@@marwinkeithnarvasa3579 I'm callin' it 39 1/2

I had to google and find out that this was actually correct cuz it makes no sense. banning "booby traps and anti-personnel mines" in warfare is a few steps short of banning projectiles. the UN and countries pretending to be civilized can get frickin silly lookin sometimes

@@ThinkBeyondTheBox spot on! Wouldnt want the Empire to lose now would we?

@@ThinkBeyondTheBox The UN banned them because after whatever war happened quite a lot of the time they aren't removed and so they are a danger to civilians. E.g. after the argentine invasion of the Falklands they laid 30,000 land mine witch after the British retook the island it was incredibly hard to remove the mines so they still pose a threat to civilians on the islands today.

@@solfennell8981 That is a good point. I can see how that played a major role in making this decision as well.

@@ThinkBeyondTheBox Also they are feckin horrifying, even if they are used by less powerful countries they do just cause horrific and unnecessary injury to both soldiers and civilians. Weapons, if they have to exist, should at least be quick and not torturous.

Here's a tip for English class. Do what BDG is doing here. Like, even if an author didn't have some reason to do a thing, their choice to do it reflects something about the author and work. In Tony Hawk, it reflects development conditions where individual designers could throw in something for the hell of it. It reflects that it was created in an environment distant enough from the Vietnam War that punji sticks had passed from a weapon of war to a cool trap seen in movies, but that retained enough sense of danger for it to be hella cool to jump over it. Likewise, when you're reading Shakespeare, if you feel like the answer to "why is Shakespeare doin this" is "heck dude maybe he just wanted to" , consider trying to answer related questions like "what does including this and not some other possible inclusion say about the time, the audience, the medium, or the work as a whole" Like who can say why Shakespeare included so many dick jokes or the designers of Tony Hawk included a punji pit, but the fact that they did absolutely colors the work and the things surrounding it? Sorry for the long post. I just feel like if all the high school students watching BDG realized his essays are lowkey exactly what English teachers want, the world would be a better place

English teachers: "The blue curtains represent the protagonist's deep-seated insecurity and sadness." The author: "The curtains were blue because it's my favorite color."

AlyssaSwift that’s how english class is for me every day with descriptions more complicated than they ever needed to be

Why was Johnathan Livingston Seagull written? The author needed the money

Kaia this is exactly why comments like this actually bug me. people think that just because theres no direct meaning to a specific thing that they dont have to think about anything that led up to it or the implications of the fact that they chose to do it that way Brian is making exactly the kinds of things english teachers want to see because even if something doesnt have some surface level meaning he digs into it and still uncovers interesting things

Sounds like lord of the flies, but without the island.

i, too, was raised in Cape Town

"My dad works at Ninte-ARGH! W-w-what is this? What d-d-did you do, Chris?" "My dad works at the People's Army"

@@cwovictor3281 *the People's Liberation Army!

Oh yeah the neighborhood bullies would destroy huts I'd build in the woods, so my sister and I always set traps. We'd build multiple bridges over Leech Creek (I'm sure you can guess why we named it that) but only one was strong enough to hold weight. I, being immune to poison ivy, would rub the oil on decoy structures and use the vines as decoration on the bridge. My sister made fishing line tripwires that made you trip into briar. They still insisted on tearing down our stuff but it was funny seeing them get on the bus with big ol poison ivy rashes and briar cuts. Sometimes I wonder if they just thought that stretch of the woods was just extra prone to poison ivy and briar that was always after a spot they commonly fell. They never did fall for the fake bridges, but they were quite visibly unsafe to walk on looking back on it

haha yeah

It was mostly scooter kids that fell in at my local park

Frood And the ripstick guys...the poor ripstick guys

F

that's because it is! :D

So it sounds like a watermelon getting... compressed?

@@TheOatmealDeluxe At this rate there's no telling if it was ever a watermelon in the first place!

@@TheOatmealDeluxe Quality comment lol you deserve big internet points

It probably was! Or some other type of melon. I know movie sound effect guys often use melons for human body impact noises.

Yeah physical attacks won't work on Gengar you do have to hit it different!

Did you die and become a Gengar?

It's like shower logic.

gengar is my favorite pokemon lol

hacking the day that’s a pretty normie pick my guy

@@azikenamorous8920 well yes indeed but can you judge the guy who has a set for every generation

I could see that getting a laugh. Especially if its drawn in a more humorous way.

I don't either, this was a war crime and not a meme

@@tonimartinez320 I mean it objectively wasn't a war crime when it was used

Toni Martinez War crimes ARE memes, you fool

@@tonimartinez320 Who would have thought that Tom and Jerry committed war crimes

Rolling with the pungees. I'll see myself out.

@@dominateeye no...stay...please

Seconding all of this. The videos are fantastic and entertaining even though there was some apparent adjustment. I will suggest, though, that having physical props like when the Unraveled videos were shot in a studio helps a lot. The gamer space video and the stamina video were probably the best recent Unraveled videos because god dang BDG you really know how to make comedy with props. Heck, just watch the brief fridge bit in this video, probably the most humorous part. Keep on rocking Brian, your videos are some of the best content on this site. Educational AND funny, is there any better pairing?

Is that some type of flag in your pfp or is it just a multi-colored background?

Frood it’s the pansexual flag

adblocker go brrrrrrt

@@AmericanIdiot7659 +laughs in watching KZfaq on Switch+ Edit: I literally logged in on my phone just to comment on the obscure timing of it. Last Edit: Also, Polygon and Brian David Gilbert deserve all the adrevenue they can get.

To use a red cross when not a real medical facility/professional is illegal. There are lots of games that have had to put in patches change to look of medical facilities or health items when the Red Cross sent them a cease and desist. Even My Little Pony got in trouble for using a red cross.

@@OriginalPiMan ok yeah you're right, I think it was the other way around

Wouldn't making the cross green be the way to _not_ violate the Geneva Convention? That's why Stardew Valley changed the color of the cross on Harvey's door - it used to be red, but it's a violation to misuse the red cross symbol, so now it's blue and the game doesn't contain a war crime.

@@milesmendez-haines5869 yeah I mixed it up and edited the comment accordingly

SO THAT'S WHY THE CROSS ON MED KITS IN SUBNAUTICA IS GREEN NOW WHEN IT USED TO BE RED

I totally forgot there was even a spike pit until he said the words "park creator" and then i went "OH SHIT THATS RIGHT THERE WAS A SPIKE TRAP!!!"

Funny you say that, because as a kid I called them shish kebabs, and I thought that was what spike pits were called.

We could make a religion out of that

technically it was played 40 in total (including the two earlier ones when brian gets it and the cut off one)

I heard His mother is very proud

see i was gonna go for “rambofications” myself

@@manfredking He missed TWO puns this is unacceptable