Simmen here :) Thx for casting the game. The guy was so salty that he private messaged me after, complaining how he lost because of the map.. not the fact that he was supply blocked half the game! He DID que again right after the game, and by chance met a guy i know. Started BMing him right out the gate. Of course, lost that game as well!

"Q IS BUTTEN FOR PROBLER" is just a thing of beauty

MicroJackson getting force fed the L by someone floating 1k minerals, you love to see it.

Always catches you off guard when the salt starts a minute in

All this needs is a baked pretzel for all this cheese and salt

"It's your fault because of the map" :D So good!

PiG, not only coaching us in starcraft, but also coaching us on how to insult other people :D

Please all cheese MicroJackson and send the replays in that was brilliant.

Imagine being supply blocked for 1:30 in a 3 minute game and then complaining about imbalance.

I love it when cheese brings out the salty sauce, just cuz the salt almost always helps the cheese come through victorious.

holy shit MicroJackson seriously needs some help lmao

Would have been god-tier trolling if the first game zerg typed " your life for Aiur" lol

These are so great. I think it's funnier when you read their typos in a completely genuine way XD THEN translate after. Please keep these coming XDXD

Cheese is any strategy that beats a person who gets angry about it.

"Q is butten for probler" is a Yahoo Answers-quality advice.

ErazorZ and MicroJackson are like that every game no matter what happens in the game :) Played them multiple times.

24:37 "This void ray is going to hit like a brick shit house" I love Auzzy poetry.

This show is the best thing to happen to SC2 in a long time. Please keep it going. Much love.

The second game was ridiculous with the guy immediately bringing out the gamer words lmao

I think what's most amazing, is the fact that vsper is playing at such a low level but clearly watches your videos enough to even submit them to you. I'm awful at the game avg. apm about 60-70 but got diamond just from play protoss (easiest race) and having game knowledge from videos like this on KZfaq.

Pls always cheese micro jackson if you play him on ladder we need more

the dolly lama thing is a refrence to george collins stand up comedy

it's hard to imagine what some of these people are like in real life

What do you mean "who uses grid"? grid is amazing, that's the only reason I've been vaguely able to play the game when I was actively playing it. Remembering tons of random hotkeys is super hard while grid is very consistent and if you forget you can always check easily by looking at the placement of whatever you're trying to do. I don't know if it's optimal for high level players but I'm pretty sure it's an amazing option to learn the game better and it make it more accessible than other RTS I've played like age of empire that didn't have that option. The fact that it consistent across all buildings and races is just the best.

"What are you a LoL player" I feel personally attacked rn...

I really want to see two back to back submissions from two different people showcasing the same player. Would be so funny

This gives me confidence to go play some ladder now I have played like 200 bot games trying to improve my opening and timing attack

AngryMarinho tried to eco-cheese and just ignore the actual game.... and rages about cheese.

What did the dolly lama do to him 😂😂😂

It makes me happy that people who are bad at StarCraft are still playing StarCraft. Perhaps I’ll pick it up again!

14:55 sgt snuffy's mind set is 1) i will never get supply blocked 2) im at a low lvl no one is gonna attack me 3) My pylons r gonna make it so its gonna be so easy to place buildings later cuz they r nicely spread out.

🎶🎵🎶 I watch the Salt Mines, because there′s no place I can go Salt Mines! It's the only mines I knowohow. Salt Mines, and there′s a thousand parts to flame Salt Mines, until you rage your life away! 🎶🎵🎶

Your videos are great Pig; you're always entertaining. Thanks for producing some fun/engaging content! Always enjoy sitting down to a meal and watching your vids. :]

I love this series so much.

honey stop feeding the kids new salt mines just dropped

The moustache protoss on Erazor's portrait is actually Vorazun, which makes it even more weird

OMG i am dying at the voiceover of the endless typos 😂

Cheese is delicious, that's why rage made with cheese is so good

Some of these player make the Dead Sea look like a fresh water lake.

This playlist got me back to watching sc2 games

Very very hilarious :D :D :D Thanks for the video !

These have all been great

Great vids my friend

The Dolly Llama!! 🤣🤣

Idk man AngryMarino almost had that one he just needed a fourth command center and he was good imo. Close game gg

Ok, time to defend grid, i am very visual and having the top left unit being the top left key makes more sense to me than probe on E

I use grid, is't great, because you don't have to think with it. Just glance at the production tab, and hit a key. And you start remembering them with time. Yes, low effort all the way :D

Marinho is like little marine in portuguese. just thought i'd share

8:09 wtf the hatch is on fire LOL

Saltcraft will make a man out of anyone who stays.

Ah yes my daily dose of serotonin is complete

grid is love, grid is life

the dolly lama lmao

Dolly Lama xD

I like your educational moment

> Throw away scouting probe > Can't wall > Pay the price of your mistakes by dying to common early game cheese > Names itself after a legend regardless Talk about massive daddy issues.

I remember going from broodwar to sc2 and being so lost on why shit wasnt building when I'd use the hotkeys lol it took a lot of games to learn hotkeys for sc2

I can't get enough of the salt mines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Snuffy's builder order broke my brain

Every video is better than the previous one. Carefull though, stroke is near with so much salt 😄

snuffy forgot to say no rush 15 minutes

Probably a different guy named MicroJackson than the one Pig plays, the GM MicroJackson on NA is in clan

"worm", trolololol.

I too struggle against early ling flood builds but jesus christ I have never seen a worse attempt at a defense ever.

"c*m guzzling thunder c*$t"?! WOW...Is that the creative word use you mentioned in the previous game?! x'D

Lol i've played MicroJackson, rage every game

DOLLY LAMA LOL

"What did you do this game?!?!?!" Funny enough i had not to do much...

Wasn't microjackson on the cheese fails series a bunch?

mmmm mmmmmm Permaphrost must have mixed some of Florencio's sewer water in his wine and it seems to have paired so perfectly with this zerg cheese 🤣

Oh boy, The Dolly Llama looks pretty tasty.

Winter has a micro Jackson profile but this is clearly not him..

Imagine double pylon into doube nexus with 4 gas before GATEWAY XDD

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BTW MicroJackson is the same name as Winter's account used to make guides?

There's a high chance that Simmen went with that aggressive ling because they got cannoned rushed a few games in a row. lol

SaltCraft I like.

_"they're trying to distract you"_ This part made me sick to my stomach, as it would never have occured to me the people with sufficient intellect to use computers, even did this. The thought of kids being abusive is completely normal to me as the wide majority of people do not so much raise their offspring, as shit them out and expect good manners to just materialise out of thin air. Garbage in means garbage out, essentially. _Pretending_ to be an angry child with the express purpose of sabotaging an opponent, however?! That person is a write-off. Tripping up the other contestants in a race is just NOT DONE.

We've learned that q is butten for probler I'm enlightened

q is indeed the button for probler

mo money mo problers

Isn't Winter's alt. account MicroJackson? Or is this a different person?

3:40 lol this is me when i play against BC

You can always guess who's going to rage based on who has the most cosmetics.

I love me some quality salt for my pierogi

Dude who cant even spell Dalai Lama made me laugh sooo hard.

I know MicroJackson is going to be the salty one, but damn do I like his name!

love it

every salty player "reeeeee you didn't play the game I expected you to reeeeeeeee"

Doesn’t Winter play MicroJackson?

Microjackson, was not ByuN.

Is the Dolly lama the Dalai lama and Dolly parton doing the dragon ball fusion thing?

19:30 - really ripped a Blade Trinity quote? Lmao

Isn't WinterStarcraft's alt account named MicroJackson? I think it is, but I can't imagine him acting this way in a game...

EPIC

I use grid. Cus its easy to learn.

Worm,,, lol

Use your anger… It gives you focus…

Lol@sorta-12 pool. Thats one of the easiest cheeses to hold, at least when scouted, and its fairly easy to scout. I consider terran proxy rax and cannon rush much trickier, since its harder to scout proxy rax and harder to hold cannon rush even when scouted. (Don't jump on me for implying that you can't beat those strats, I'm just saying they're harder to hold than a 12 pool)

That's not actually byun is it?