Why I am the BEST Speedrunner

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5 ай бұрын

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FULL MARIO VODS ➜ • Super Mario 64
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Video by luna✨
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Thumbnail by Nathan✨
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#squeex #speedrun #supermario64

Пікірлер: 109

@JakeCuster 5 ай бұрын

Squeex the type of guy to splash water on his face, run his hands through his hair, and say "showtime" to himself in the mirror before going live

@KingMacbean 5 ай бұрын

This guy is so poor he doesn’t have enough for a memory card for his N64. He keeps replaying the same level over and over again ICANT

@chairwood 5 ай бұрын

i like how squeex paraphrases the context into reading ppls chat messages when hes repying to them

@XxklonkbrunchxX 5 ай бұрын

that's what makes him an award nominated streamer

@bigmiles 5 ай бұрын

squeex always has the best jokes

@NovaholeYT 5 ай бұрын

@Blackdare 5 ай бұрын

PIRATES ICANT

@Varooooooom 5 ай бұрын

ehh chat is better

@bigmiles 5 ай бұрын

@@Varooooooom when he said the word pirate though

@01Gomi26 5 ай бұрын

I wish Squeex was small so I could carry him in my pocket all day and bring him with me on little adventures

@frankmerker630 5 ай бұрын

laptop.

@trollsoldieryt6751 5 ай бұрын

No, more like a lil Smurf

@DakotaTalley 5 ай бұрын

"I'm talking to you, you work from home software engineer" 😳

@MewZe 5 ай бұрын

Squeex is so good at speedrunning hair loss

@KaizuneDummy2 5 ай бұрын

Nah, he can't get past the last little bit

@rika-chan 5 ай бұрын

the next time squeex dreams about playing sm64 at a party it's going to morph into a nightmare as he goes +4:38 and everyone at the party laughs at him

@B3b0_W3b0 5 ай бұрын

Wait this guy is a speedrunner? I thought he was running for presidency?

@LuckyOwl360 5 ай бұрын

This actually gives me a lot of confidence that I’ll be able to sub hour soon!! I just started learning 70 last week. Thank you for the tutorial ❤❤

@AlexHoenn 5 ай бұрын

The best at speedrunning from just chatting to gtarp

@stevenmark7392 5 ай бұрын

Squeex you mario runs are always the best content. Please please do more of this again.

@namescris8774 4 ай бұрын

I like having Squeex on my second monitor because its like having a little jokester on my shoulder telling me jokes as I clutch on Inferno

@aellipsis 5 ай бұрын

My impression of Squaks “Guys! I’m a sped runner (in a whiny voice but somehow optimistic and positive), don’t look at me from that hair angle! Guys I’m soo good soooo good. This is my impression of NorthernLion: what the hell! I accidentally made a cookie guys! Guys!

@joseabrego286 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs and great videos, Squeex :) your videos always brings smiles

@edmundjohn7227 5 ай бұрын

It’s all over my screen! 😊

@dbrav727 5 ай бұрын

Squeex N64 videos are so chill I love them

@RonZertnert 5 ай бұрын

That n64 party speedrunner dream happened to me in real life at the last party I went to but instead everyone was chanting for me to stop hogging the tv

@x0cx102 21 күн бұрын

Yeah that sharpie impression is so on point wow

@itsokthen 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Squeex. I finally got the hair transplant. Wouldn't have done it without ya ❤️

@LegendaryHippo 5 ай бұрын

Squeex speedrunning super mario 64 just hits different

@HodgesHodgeMusic 5 ай бұрын

congrats on 100k subs squeeniepie!

@eniqt 5 ай бұрын

i love you squeex croissant hair

@B3b0_W3b0 5 ай бұрын

This is my favorite squeex content:)

@aikentang 5 ай бұрын

10:37 Youre not a second monitor stream for me Squuex, youre the picture-in-picture stream

@dreamisover9813 5 ай бұрын

You finally beat your time from 5 years ago! That's my squeener

@Skyquake 5 ай бұрын

Our baby boy is BACK

@Varooooooom 5 ай бұрын

This is speedrunning in the same way that wiping my ass before I poop saves time.

@DaddyLongshaft 5 ай бұрын

I thought this was the vod channel the way we got a playthrough of Super Mario 64

@JugsKise 5 ай бұрын

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X is such a banger

@tworice 5 ай бұрын

its use has changed but incel used to be involuntary + celibacy ie. squeexcel would mean something more akin to celibacy due to squeex. in other words, accurate! (i am proof)

@yk1734 5 ай бұрын

Oh how I’ve missed you, super Mario 64

@Luper1billion 5 ай бұрын

I finally subscribed after this one

@__sas__ 5 ай бұрын

Your content makes me severally depressed, keep it up 😃

@pesto2155 5 ай бұрын

“Please DON’T vote for me!” And then he posts this title LAMO *EDIT IM SAD HES NOT LIVE*

@Pasho__ 5 ай бұрын

As soon as he starts focusing on the game he starts throwing

@acetrainerben 5 ай бұрын

I'm lowkey embarrassed by the amount of joy I felt when he did the marker noise

@gabbiekins 5 ай бұрын

Obviously we're called Squeex's follicles

@Subject2001 5 ай бұрын

10:35 I think my soul has left my body

@melonlord4108 5 ай бұрын

did homework watching the stream and did homework watching the video lol

@Lucarioguild7 5 ай бұрын

The GOAT

@Kappa.... 5 ай бұрын

The fast cuts is approved by my ADD ;D

@TSANOOvlogs 5 ай бұрын

Congrats on the sub hour 70 star run

@420basco 5 ай бұрын

hello fellow squeeqcels

@CourseConsumption 5 ай бұрын

Dang, I missed another Fuck-a-Fan friday?! I’ll be there next week!

@AceLeach 5 ай бұрын

Aged like fine milk

@MarcusFigueras 5 ай бұрын

Squeex stole that pirate joke from squidward and he got the shirt from hot topic

@MrStrangeCrow 5 ай бұрын

Sm64 POG

@dialectiks 5 ай бұрын

2:16 mr beast type video

@leojeo 5 ай бұрын

WAKE UP

@bigmiles 5 ай бұрын

Yay

@juniam9996 5 ай бұрын

you funny guy

@NovaholeYT 5 ай бұрын

Timing

@stofez5625 5 ай бұрын

Like this comment if you’re a real squeexcel

@NOPE7711 5 ай бұрын

Zaddy

@UGSETH2 5 ай бұрын

Did he seriously beat liam in a speedrun category?

@kirs2000 5 ай бұрын

yeah i just squeened

@MabelOkami 5 ай бұрын

Squeex

@Syco07-pm3iz 5 ай бұрын

Squuuuuuuuuuuuuen

@thischinksays 5 ай бұрын

The comedic relief pick, similar to how Starfield won Steam's innovation award. 🤣 Looking forward to your clown stream, Squeex!

@godzillaenthusiast9687 5 ай бұрын

DAY ONE

@markmcmillan4233 5 ай бұрын

2:50

@jessecworks 5 ай бұрын

i miss nadia

@wtothez 5 ай бұрын

the only splice is his hairline

@matthewleitch6588 5 ай бұрын

I call ur fanbase Squeenies

@curlyfries7417 5 ай бұрын

hey squeeb or whatever, this is my first video but you seem like the kind of craftsman who would blame his tools

@johnzenc1984 5 ай бұрын

Is there less youtube content because of GTA RP?

@soulses4549 5 ай бұрын

What the hell he's a speedrunner? I thought he was just an Rp player

@thenumberIX 5 ай бұрын

BRING BACK PRIYA AND NADIA

@Fluffy589 5 ай бұрын

15:09 no! No i fucking don’t!

@michaelk9080 5 ай бұрын

Finally. This one is actually funny! Glad you stopped playing pretend with your kindergarten class

@shenjr 5 ай бұрын

00:20 13:06 14:23

@UncleDrew1 5 ай бұрын

I voted for Wirtual sorry guy

@Opterionianiaco 5 ай бұрын

why was babygirl malding at the streamer awards, jynxzi on top

@editname5399 5 ай бұрын

Bro has 100k and was raging about not winning breakout streamer award

@dxtrum 5 ай бұрын

He was definitely drunk but yea it was not a good look. Funny tho

@popecheh 5 ай бұрын

You both can't read social cues

@editname5399 5 ай бұрын

@@popecheh what??

@popecheh 5 ай бұрын

@@editname5399 He's acting mad for the reaction camera. He's even breaking a smile in the same clip. It is entirely a joke and not serious.

@Jack-369 5 ай бұрын

JUNKO OWNS YOU.

@yveltalsea 5 ай бұрын

Do we finally get a break from the LARPing? 😭I feel alive

@iDrippzy 5 ай бұрын

Yea idk why bro was mad for not winning. Jynxzi deserved it though

@Porkthepie 5 ай бұрын

Hope Jynxzi sees you here defending his honour in some KZfaq comments king

@popecheh 5 ай бұрын

One day when you grow up you will realise that squeex was acting mad for fun.

@Jack-369 5 ай бұрын

People only view your videos to troll you 😂😂😂😂

@ricardoediza2690 5 ай бұрын

You must be a new viewer huh😊😊

@M4D_ZOMB13 5 ай бұрын

Y u swear when u lost streamer of the year

@Jack-369 5 ай бұрын

STOP STREAMING

@cameronholdren4873 5 ай бұрын

Squeex