Mark rober after 12 cans of beer:

I removed the transmission from my car. It's much lighter and less likely to get stolen.! Nice!

So "because I was poor and got used to it." Very relatable, actually.

I removed the seat from my bike. Now I can really perform cool ass tricks!!

"I don't ride a chain" you said that so eloquently like it was a real thing

I stopped doing my taxes and it’s been much more reliving because I now live in a place that is covered in metal bars and have a lot of neighbors. It’s been life changing.

That chain tension you are right though! With & without a chain the bike feels different, bmx bike feels like more light

You inspired me to remove my motor out my car, it’s goin to reduce so much weight and it’s pretty easy to take out thanks for this

I removed the seat from my bike. It definitely takes away some weight and gives a good feeling in my behind.

"It takes me forever to get from place to place"

Bro is a combination of Mark Rober and Ryan Reynolds.

Took me a good 10 seconds to realize he wasn’t Mark Rober. I’m mad sleep deprived.

Mom can I watch Mark Rober? "We have Mark Rober at home"

I realized that tires were too expensive for my truck. Now I just roll with the wheels. It looks pretty cool with all the sparks and now I don't have to worry about the rubber wearing out.

"I removed the heart from my Body. It's much lighter, silent and less likely to get kidnapped, well it feels cold"

Great tip! I just removed the gear from my motorcycle and its much lighter and safer from theft

20 years later poor guy still can’t afford a chain…😢

“Why do I sit on the bike with the tire in my ass? Well it feels good”

Damn, Mark Rober sure is multitalented 😂

Next vid: Riding a bike with no bike

that’s the reason why i removed the trigger from my gun, every time i pulled it it always made a booming sound it’s way quieter now and it’s much less likely to be stolen

That’s exactly why I removed the seat from my chair. I got so used to sitting on the legs that I don’t know if I could go back. And it’s never been robbed

I can imagine him pedaling it like it’s the Flintstones car 🤡😂

dude, I'm terrified of any move when riding and there's people doing risky stuff when they don't have even $20 to spare 💀

*uphill enters the chat*

I removed my legs so now people hold the door open for me

I completely understand this dude. Told the doctors not to reattach my feet. I can do a bunch of neat tricks I wasn't able to do before, like not walking.

I rode chainless for a few months because the threads on my sprocket bolt stripped out and I was piss poor and couldn’t afford replacement cranks. This was before freecoasters became popular so I was excited to try fakie tricks. Chainless was really fun era in my riding. Shout out to def Paul for the inspiration.

“Honey I’m gonna walk my bike down the street to grab some milk, I’ll be back in 3hrs”

Sooo homies got a big ass scooter??😂😂

I removed my mask while i was robbing a bank because it was just so much more breathable and the worker could understand me so much clearer!

YOU INSPIRED ME TO REMOVE MY HEART AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HEARTLESS!!!!

“I don’t think I could do it with a chain” Bro I don’t think you can do it without one either

Other video: "This is why I don't have a steering wheel on my car. My car was safer from theft because it killed the thief when they crashed."

This reminds me that one video titled "Why I season my chopping board and not my steak"

I took my handlebars off bc “I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars” and thieves also don’t know how to ride w/o bars😅

Homie got half of that tire up his ass and it’s talking normally. Respect SIR 🫡

Next it’s gonna be: “Why I ride my bike frameless”

"Hey, I'll race you!" Him:

bro is a therapist when hes not trying to be 🫡

That is so inspirational, I think I'll remove the driveshaft from my car so it won't get stolen, just brilliant!

Bro finally someone who gets it! I chopped my feet off because I figured they were holding me back cause you know, it's extra weight, I've been flying ever since and no one had tried to steal my organs when i go transmeditate to go buy a bag of orange from juan underneath the high way inside the dumpster.

I removed the door from my house. Air flows so much better and the water gets through too! Ya today they had a tsunami alert for like 3:00, but nothing’s happened yet! Goodnight!

Just keep it 100 My boy was watching The Flintstones you can learn a lot from Fred and Barney Good job bro😢😢😢

I removed the breaks from my roommates car and it’s been so great because now i have the whole place to my self!

I’m over here just impressed with the improvised bike chair

He also rides his road bike without chain. It's a real uphill struggle...

As soon as I saw the sitting technique I was 100% invested Never sat on a dmx bike

Exactly the same reason i removed my roof, i had a lamp that simply wouldn’t fit and instead of shortening the lamp i took my whole roof off, it lets in more fresh air and is naturally more nice! My lamp successfully fits now…

I removed the outlet plugs from my walls. Having the exposed wires and open circuitry allows for far better electroconductivity throughout my house. I no longer need to plug cords into the wall, I just inch them closer and closer to the exposed wires until I see a spark of electricity jump to the cord. It's amazing! I'm so glad I saw this video and- hold on, I think I smell something burning... my mom must be making some food, brb! 😀😁😋

“I removed the firing pin from my gun, it’s less likely to hurst someone and is completely silent!”

The coolest thing I heard from a bmx guy,and bmx guys are cool anyway

"Idk if I could ride a bike with a chain" *Watches him repeated fall over for the entire video*

“So let me tell you why I dont ride a skateboard with wheel bearings”

With bunny hop 540s, crouch low then explode while throwing your head and shoulders. It’s all one movement. You weren’t crouching very low so your hop wasn’t explosive, but your spin technique was great! I struggled with that trick for years and blew out two wheels learning it.

The story is actually really interesting because you’re not using your bike for travelling you’re using your bike tricks and use it as a BMX bike, but it cannot generate its own momentum. Basically completely challenged the concept of a bike I like that

Soo, I removed my bike handlebar so now I can pedal in a straight line. Now people look at me; I feel famous 😊

The way he sat down so comfortably on that wheel got me guessing..

Brother really turned his bike into a boneshaker

I removed my battery off my phone. It feels much lighter and it's less likely y'all will see my search history....

I don’t know if I’ll be able to ride with a chain again, I don’t know what I could or couldn’t do.. had me dying

I legit thought this was Mark Rober at first

I've seen this a year ago and since then for some reason it has been literally living rent free in my head. I occasionally walking about my day and then I randomly think about BMX tricks without a chain

Ayo the he “must’ve hit his knee or something” had me rolling uncontrollably 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I took my trucks off my skateboard. Now it has no wheels either, because those were attached to the trucks. So now it’s just a deck that I try to push around on, scraping on the ground. But it’s much lighter now, so that’s good.

Yo the way he sits on his bike is WILD 😂

I respect the knowledge of "self" you display ... Know Thyself

I can just imagine kicking the pedal out and getting a full-force steel pedal to the shin.

I told my wife to stop talking , it's way more quiet now that she kicked me out of the house and we're divorced now , but I do also save 10% on my car insurance following this advice. 👍

“I don’t ride with a chain no more because I got whipped with a chain when I was young”

Bro fell so much, but thats how you learn

Still waiting for these amazing chainless tricks….

i removed the windows and doors from my house. it allows so much nice airflow and i don’t have to bother locking any doors

Actually very relatable. Everyone always asks why i use the heaviest gear exclusively on my mountain bike. Got hit by a car while I was in that gear and broke the gear change mech on the handle bar. I got so used to it since I couldn’t afford a new one. I had to pull up so aggressively on the handle bar to generate extra force down on the pedal to take off quickly that my front tire would pop off the ground. When i finally got a new bike nothing else felt right. The power of adapting to poverty 😂

This guy can do anything he puts his mind too.

On today's episode of "why I drive a car without an engine"

"His skills are unchained"

It's a Bluetooth version, very nice

That’s insane lol I remember a flatlander back in the day that had an axle with pegs through his bottom bracket and pumped everywhere he went lol insane🎉

Mans basically said “I couldn’t buy new grip tape for my board, so I rode without it and realized I couldn’t do tricks with tape anymore”

Have you ever thought of replacing the pedals with straight pegs? you could probably invent some entirely new tricks

I removed the doors from my house so they don't get broken when someone comes to rob me.

hey thanks for not trying and failing to make a perfect loop by going "and that's why..." you actually made an ending for a video in the shorts format instantly making you better than the TTS voice that reads reddit stories on youtube shorts

So cool to see that Marc Robers son picked up biking!

this is the most adhd friendly video in existence, thank you

When riding a bike without a chain is your personality

I rode chainless for a few years, helps sharpen your fakies and pops for spins 100%

I’m getting leftover Ramen water vibes for lunch from this dude.

That one time my fixie got stolen right outside a gas station and when I tried chasing the guy she tried to coast standing up and flew over the bars, and that’s how I got my bike back😂

The fact that he just sat down on his bike like it’s a chair.

And that’s why 3 frenchmen won all the medals at the olympics 😂

i removed the bricks from my walls. it makes my entire house lighter and less likely to get stole- (fucking dies)

You know what this inspired me to take my bed off the frame. There is just so much more vertical space between me and my ceiling now I feel much more comfortable. Also I have gotten very use to how the metal slats feel on my back, I just can’t go without anymore. Inspiring

It's odd but cool too! :) My only question is have you considered ditching the cranks, for pegs or small foot pads?

“I took the canopy and air brakes off my fighter jet to save weight. Now it’s lighter, but the air noise is a lot. You get used to it though. Also don’t have to worry about the canopy if I ever have to pull the ejection lever

That’s sick but how do you go forward Edit:it’s sounded rhetorical it’s just a question

Turns Bike into Bike shaped scooter -10 respect :)

I broke my left shoulder about 20 years ago right when I first started playing pool so I started playing one handed and when it healed I couldn't play two handed anymore. I'm now the captain of my pool league team and have 1 MVP trophy under my belt.

He is the kind of guy to drive his car with no transmission

When Patty Mayo and Mark Rober have a kid: