"Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!" Jemma: *Where's my diamond sword?*

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky.” -Daniel Robert Middleton 2021

0:44 oh this is a serious AlAkABrA BaLaKaZaM -DanTDM

1:50 Omg its the candy ceeper from his mod showcases as a baby lol

dantdm: **changes title** everyone: damnit.

Don't ask - A man: Their salary A woman: Their weight Mojang: How they got the death sound of every animal

3:38 imma cry. That grey dog was a Weimaraner, which was the type of dog I had before she sadly passed. (It’s been so long since I’ve seen that type of dog.)

when the guy sleeps in the nether his face just drops: 4:50

“That is one serious Abracadabra alakazam” -Dan 2021

dantdm in a nutshell: *SMALL STUFF IS CUTE*

POV: an anvil drops from the sky and lands on you

Dan: "Doesn't upload in 3 days." Everyone: " He's dead."

"That it one serious abracadabra kabazam." -DanTDM

Nobody: Dan: WHERE IS THE CRAFTING TABLE

“Nobody told ya life was gonna be this way” *clap clap clap clap*

7:57 as a bedrock player i kinda felt personally attacked

Dan’s face when that dude went to bed in the nether - 🧐

“MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!!” -DanTDM, old title

3:55 His tiny laugh is so cute and gets me every time 😂

I find it hilarious how Dan gets so serious after making a joke about bedrock leads lol

Dan changed the title from : "Minecraft Tik Tok is HOT!!!" Into : "WHY IS THIS A THING?!"

I don’t know how I feel about this title Dan

Dan:my phones screen time is six hours 15 yo girls: pathetic

DanTDM: My screen time is 6 hours. Me, with more than double of his screen time: *pathetic*

Everyone: reads title Dan’s Wife: now where’s the trusty shotgun Edit: his wife grabbed the shotgun and told him to change it and poor Dan had to do it

3:00 Those are the Acid Shaders they used in the video, pretty trippy 😄 Give it a search, it's a really weeeeird and fascinating thing to look at.

10:46 Dan: Is this guy real Minecraft? Guy: Yeah. Just thought that was funny, LOL.

1:34 if anyones wondering the song in this video is called: Skystrike - Hinkik

Wandering Trader: *Gets BONKED by a anvil* Dan: *WHEEZEEEE*

Literally anyone: Lives their life Dan: He’s playing real life minecraft

The videos with the baby mobs remind me of the noob vs pro vs hacker things that everyone thought were so cool

dan: my screen time on my phone has gone way too high his screen time: *6 hrs* my screen time: *12+ hrs daily*

Dan: where’s his crafting table? Me: this man needs to get out more😂

"No human being should be able to make this sound" Sorry Dan, I can make a worse sound. I can recreate the sound of an alarm with such loud noise that I don't do it because I think the neighbors will think there's actually a thief.

10:26 I could do that in my youth church We played castaways and into the thick of it before the countdown but I could do that lol

The genuine confusion and amazement in his voice when he said “oh wait you have to do it yourself” absolutely destroyed me.

4:00 Dan’s laugh is too pure for this world That’s just sheer enjoyment right there

Person: let’s play minecraft music for the church KZfaq: let’s play some adds

Minecraft will never die and if it does I will cry😢😢 Dan you will bring it back☺☺

"How did they make the dog death sound!?!?" *Poor cats... getting ignored, and neglected.*

Dan making the title: *Ohhh this is gonna be good *demonic laugh** His wife reading the title: 👁 👄 👁 Dan: *um let me change that real quick*

Even over 10 years later. This man still succeeds at making me laugh. Thank you, Dan

I play on bedrock and I’ve been watching you for years but this is the only time you made me sad 😞

Dan : no one should be able to make that sound My sister 24/7: AHHHHHHH

Dan: that's the craziest part of the video everyone else: THE VIDEO JUST STARTED

“Abrazada alakasam” *The best magic words ever.*

The way he goes up the ladder and into a farm gives me anxiety for no reason

“where’s the crafting table?, oh you gotta do it yourself.”-Dan 2021

Dan: “My screen time has gone way up” Everyone: *Those are r o o k i e numbers*

Normal people: looks normally Daniel: Turns his head.

“ I have context of the game whatsoever” said by a man who defeated the elder dragon in the sky with an axe who had to survive a hord of endedmen

no one: no one at all: dan: 5:58 comparing himself to a cow

Who’s been watching dan for over 7+ years now I love u dan

The one where he threw the anvil and smacked the villagers head XD

I remember finding 2 skeleton horses in my 120 hardcore world and I got full netherite armor with protection IV

Ur laugh- idk what to abt it except I love it

Dan: Makes this video Dan’s wife: chop chop 🪓

dan: "if disappear mysteriously in the next few days, you'll know why." * the video was posted 1 week ago

9:15 that's what happens if lightning strikes on the ground and spawns in a skeleton horse, if you get close to it lighting will strike again to make the jockey so watch out.

9:12 'The odds of that' are 100%.. The skeleton horse is a trap. As soon as a player goes near it the lightning strikes to spawn the jockeys.. it happens every time.

Anyone remember when he did mod showcases in the old lab and had blue hair? The good ol days

edit: it’s a year later and damn. Dan: ‘my screen time is way to high’ *shows six hour screen time* Me: with a 12 hour screen time: oh. *baby I’m not even here I’m a hallucination*

The way Dan said come on Walter is just funny 😂

When you save someone and you need saved, its just a way of friendship.

dan who hasn’t seen non-Euclidian minecraft: This is hurting my brain! me who has seen non-Euclidian minecraft: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

"DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MINE " -Robert

Help I can't stop watching these videos

The balance one Amazed me WOW

Previous title: "MINECRAFT TIKTOK IS HOT!" Edit: TikTik = TikTok 😅

4:52 the way his face changes makes me laugh so much that I spit out my cereal very specific I know

Fun fact: when panda dies in Minecraft don't worry. Its just a sound they make when they hungry

Dan always makes my day😁

"we could all be this guy" actually dan, well, we used to be him.

9:04 the chances of a skeleton horse is low, but lighting striking it is 100% because when you approach a skeleton horse that hasn't been tamed (just spawned) it triggers a trap and multiplies into skeleton horse riders.

“I’m going to go work out to try and become more, blocky” Jemma: “am I a joke to you?!”

Addiction to Tiktok everyone has had that moment

“I’m going to work out to become more blocky” DanTDM, 2021

Dan: Gets excited about Bedrock Emotes Also Dan: Says bedrock and spits.

I love your reactions

“ABRACARBALACIZAM!!!!!” The new DanTDM outro

Mojang: Sounds are from actual animals! That other guy: How are dying dog sounds made?

*sees Russian tik tok” Dan: I can milk you...

3:00 these are droppers with something called 'Acid Shaders' which makes everything bend

Bro I was just gonna watch this video there was already a Christmas ad lol!

Imagine if he’d searched MCYT instead of minecraft.

Me:*reads title* Also me: We have finally reached the cursed side of the minecraft comunity

U r the best Dan!

My parents won't let me have tiktok on my phone, so I just watch ur channel!

" I'm gonna go and work out more and try to become more blocky. " -DanTDM 2021

12:17 here in Australia, we have a thing called the Barking/Whistling spider, it sounds identical to the minecraft spiders

That real life minecraft guy actually lives in a forest (he has a home aswell) but spends a lot of time just living rough and using his surroundings to survive. i follow him and he makes crazy cool stuff

The big zomie is called The Giant or The Titan. The Titan could one shot the player even in full diamond, and had 50 Hearts. It used to be the most powerful mob, until notch removed it saying it was too op. But you can still summon it, but it won’t attack

Dan saying 'come on Walter' is now my new favorite thing lmao

6:08 looks how amazed his face is its so cute

That fox had meaning and a unlive wish

Switch dantdm and Steve in the thumbnail and your childhood may be forever cursed

I clicked faster than adrien could say "she's just a friend"

Jemma: "Hold my phone."

In bedrock edition endermans has an option to break up with you

I SEE DANGER AHEAD FOR WALTER.