Precisely zero of the features Intel talks about in their goofy ads have anything whatsoever to do with Intel 😂

If those were actual Apple fans, they’d take a look at the keyboard and go “oh, a Windows key. On a “Mac”. Hm…”. End of commercial.

They talk about upgrading the ram and then show off the surface laptop studio... 😑

You guys should do this very often. This was a really funny podcast episode.

This is probably make people buy either AMD PCs or More M1 Macs They’re digging their own grave right now lol

Imagine if Microsoft comes up with their own sillicon. Intel would be screwed... Which means more commercials like these..

"I'm an Apple girl, I live in a Apple World" 😂😂 This straight up Aqua reference cracked me up...

"Are you a fan of Apple?" "I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog"

😄🤣😂 At 11:02 When MKB slipped in and said "oh actually I don't want it now." had me cracking up.

Could you imagine devoting a whole commercial describing all the features of the products that actually don't have anything to do with your company... that is insane. It would be like Esso making a commercial about the features of a V12 Ferrari's to electric car drivers. "what if I told you, there's this magic juice you can put in your car, and you won't need to charge it. Your car can run in a matter of minutes instead of an hour!"

I work in Apple retail and in 3 years have never had a single person care if their new Mac has a touchscreen. They'll ask, sure, but when I tell them no they're like "oh good that'll save me a lot of smudges" which is completely true. Still have no clue why anyone would ever want a touchscreen computer.

When your i9 that requires a nuclear power plant can't beat the entry level M1 chips, this is what you do. Apparently.

As an Apple user that uses PC’s work since forever, I still can’t stand how bad Windows is with touch. Even now that I have a Surface Pro 7 for work, I never use the touch screen. Touch points are still way too small and it is still an OS designed for a mouse.

It’s funny they never talk about the 2 of the most important things that matter in a laptop, Battery and Speed. These are the things that a chip maker should actually boast about but they never mention performance in these ads.

Apple has best business strategy -They behave like there is no competition in market for them

The cpu equivalent of Johnson’s Brexit strategy.

Intel : *makes cringiest ad in all of history* Me: “Is that possible?”

As a Mac user, if someone asked "what is your laptop missing" I would say things like FaceID or ProMotion. Not "touchscreen". I find touchscreens on laptops to be ridiculous when you have a good trackpad.

It feels like an unintended Apple commercial. I can imagine that picture of Tim Apple laughing at this ad.

Whats funny is that when the ad starts, it says 9:41am.

It always amazes me when giant companies paying thousands for ads that have to get approved by dozens of people before they make it on the air are so terrible. How does no one in that process realize its a bad ad

I’ve used Windows for most of my life and for years, I’ve used a Windows 2-in-1 as my computer. Throughout that time, I almost never used the touchscreen, and I almost never used the tablet functionality, except for showing it as a gimmick. Then, when I switched to a MacBook Air a couple years ago, I didn’t miss the touchscreen at all. So while I’m not against having a touchscreen on a laptop, I don’t think it’s a must have feature for a Mac because it’s optimized for keyboard and mouse.

Simplicity is the key for apple What i mean is i dont have to go through 3 generations of ui just to change display settings:D

I think the funniest thing here is intel claiming they're responsible for every good laptop feature

Well, I’d like to customise my 2020 MacBook Pro: I’d like to change the Intel Core i5 for an M1 chip 👍🏼

funny that everything the ad is showing off has nothing to do with intel chips.

If Intel wants to make a good commercial, they should be comparing their chips to AMD or M1. Not just computers that happen to have those chips.

I had a 2 in 1 before I switched to Mac. Almost never used the touchscreen for regular use, the only times I used it was when I would remember that I could do it, but unless you actually need it or want it on your laptop, the "benefits of it" in general are very minimal, especially when you have a 15 inch device, you'll just end up using your mouse and keyboard.

“Can I send iMessages from this?” “No.” “Can I copy and paste text and images from my iPhone/iPad to this computer?” “No.” “Can I AirDrop files from my iPhone/iPad?” “No.” “Is there a store where I can get free support and training?” “No.” “Then no.”

😂😂😂😂 now I understand part of the reason linus roast Intel that was cringe

8:51 "It's a touchbar on steroids"💀💀

As an apple sheep, I can confirm that I do not want the MacBook to have a touchscreen. It makes for a worse computer experience. I’d rather use touch on my iPad.

It's insulting to think customers are stupid enough to fall for junk like that. If they are real people then they are just excited to be doing a "thing" because they'll be in a commercial or whatever. If your an Apple fan you won't want to use a pc because you've already taken the advantages and disadvantages into consideration before you bought a Mac I would hope. 🤦‍♂️

Fun fact: many of these ads use employees of the company (especially the car ones). They are technically not actors. Source: I worked in one of these companies.

“Wow, this laptop is so cool, it can fold so far!” “Totally! Would you buy it?” “Does it come with M1 or M1 Pro?” “…”

"second touch screen which is like a touch bar on steroids" - mkbhd, 2021

To be fair I 100% believe there'd be people who say "I'm 100% loyal to apple" after seeing that video where the girls stack up all their apple stuff and chant "Apple" over and over.

You have to wonder about Intel's marketing department. Whatever they're paying them, it's too much.

All laptops will eventually join the ARM gang... RIP Intel

Why would anyone use Windows knowing how much better Mac is?

The fact that a brand can explicitly diss a rival brand in a USA ad still baffles me to this day

I kinda want david to be the original partner of marques in the podcast he's just so funny to me.

actually Alder lake is faster than M1

After owning a macbook for the first time after years of using windows, this video is oddly satisfying 😂😂

Yes, do this more often! Every episode! Bring LTT too to discuss with a business man!

0:46 - probably because they fear them the most... 🤷‍♂️

That’s so sad for them 😅😅

NO those people in the store are thinking "those products are whatever the Intel rep says they are....."

You know Apple’s M series chips are phenomenal when Intel is feeling threatened by them

On the touch screen part of the conversation - I had my dream come true with iPad and magic keyboard case. I can use it as a laptop but I can reach out and grab exactly what I want when I want it, instead of scrolling the mouse over to it. Plus I can take the screen off and draw on it if needed. I think I’m writing this comment more as a reminder to my Self: I bought this as a treat to me, to remind me that I’m worth the things that I want and I wanted it because it’s a touch screen laptop that I can take the screen off… it’s magic. So I am 100% one of those people who want to touch their laptop screen. To be clear, I had a high-end asus touch screen laptop for many years and thought that was the pinnacle - until using an iPad and realising how much better it could actually work.

Intel had a golden opportunity at humor with this ad but instead of laughing with them, we’re all laughing AT them 😂😂😂

It’s like Intel is the bitter ex-girlfriend who’s trying to recruit mutual friends after the break up. 😂

Intel’s version of KZfaq Rewind.

IS THIS POSSIBLE?

isn't it odd that a few months after these ads, apple discontinued the 27'' iMac, one of their last intel Macs.

Feels like Intel wanted to just check off a bunch of tropes and in this case, the ads did really well. Took a page from the Chevy ads.

It is a terrible AD, but the way Apple fans behave sometimes makes me believe this is true 🤣 I've had apple people tell me they won't text people who are green bubbles.

"insecure ads" captures it nicely

Touchscreen on my MacBook? Hell no, bro I don’t need that wobbling unprofessional device as i have a tablet for that.

They even set the timing in the morning at 9:41 which Apple always does

This is definitely something you should do more often... "MKBHD Roasts"

From now, I should start saying that “I’m 100% royal to Apple” when I’m asked questions like that…🍎

more of this please !

Why the f**k would someone use a “mouse-centric” userface with fingers? Touchscreens on laptops make no sense

David is so awesome. I'm super glad he started his YT channel.

0:59 notice how they also put the time "9:41" which is the time iphones always display in promo videos

I got that ad before this video

"What if I told you everything I've told you about is available NOW!" that triggers the conditioned response of exultant joy in the subject demonstrating is complete acceptance of the concepts he has been given to believe in!

I saw this add and it was just so cringe. I really don’t think most Apple users are that blind to that there are other options, they just prefer the Apple options and what comes with those. I’ve never thought of a touchscreen Mac just because they would have to regress macOS to be touch compatible and mouse compatible which is why windows is so wonky to me right now. Also ergonomically there’s something about using a trackpad and keyboard or stylus and touch screen. It feels really awkward blending that at times on a laptop, like it is out of sync and using the trackpad is more precise and on the same plane as the keyboard so the transition is easier. The only time I really do is my iPad Pro because it is touch compatible primarily. Often I take only that and just take the iPad off the magic keyboard as needed. The touch experience is so key and I think that’s where windows and intel obviously is still really really far off with the 2 in 1 dynamic and they’re really blind to it.

Intel Rep: *passes laptop* Users: "Why is it so warm?"

I would believe someone would say, I am 100% loyal to apple. I was once working as a tobacco promoter to people that consumed tobacco at a convenience store, and the cashier asked who I'm allowed to engage with. I said that I'm only allowed to speak with people who are and I quote "hell yeah I smoke cigarettes!" 5 minutes later, a lady walks in and goes up to the cash register for some smokes. the cashier asked the lady if she was a smoker, and she said and I quote "hell yeah I smoke cigarettes!"

This is pretty much the equivalent of Shell making an ad for gasoline. "Do you want to be able to get more performance out of your 2006 Camry? Do you want to wait 30 minutes for your car to charge or fill up in two minutes? Don't you want a car that's so loud, everyone in your street wakes up when you start it at 6 in the morning? What if we told you that everything you desire is available TODAY? Buy a gasoline car" Customers have moved on, the industry has moved on (that goes for Intel and electric cars). Why not follow or better yet, start the next thing, Intel?

This guest host is way better than the usual one... Please keep him full time for that position lol

Hi guys love the show! Just a quick suggestion. Can you please put a link to the full episode in the description? Sometimes I see these clips then want to go watch the whole thing but then have to go look for it. Thanks!

I got a SCREAM TRAILER AD….

I am probably on the boat by myself but I personally like the touchbar & it is a shame Apple is probably killing it off

Expecting more ads like these from Intel after Unleashed event.

Some VERY awkward dad thought they were being clever when they made this. I have a hard time watching, it's so bad.

Touchscreen is really helpful especially for reading..

Tech cringe moment needs to be a recurring segment on this channel!

Apple just Announced new event probably for new mac’s 😅😂🤣🤣😂.

It's a bit bittersweet but rewarding to see that Intel is at this losing position right now... I remember last time I used Intel which was the i7 7700k which overheated no matter what and it was the same 4C 8T cpu than previous generation with no noticeable change in performance for 400$ in 2017... I don't remember cursing a company that much and wishing them a horrible...horrible journey, they had this coming 100%.

I believe intel makes these just because it gains so much attention. Any PR is good PR.

6:46 I agree with Marques completely on this one. Personally as a Mac user, I find touch screens on laptops to be the most useless thing ever, not only does poking your screen going to make it more dirty with fingerprints, its also going to tilt your screen angle or even tilt the whole laptop depending on how heavy your laptop is and how heavy you poke. MacBooks have a great trackpad that works amazingly well, I have not used a mouse for years now because of how good the trackpad is. (Also I have experienced wrist pain in the past with mouses but never with the trackpad). Touch screens work well on iPhones and iPads because of the way we use them. Because we are holding the screen, it it stable and so touches can be precise and thus a good user experience. Whenever I am trying to use my iPhone when its mounted in my car, (which is close to touch screens on the laptop scenario), I get a horrible using experience, and most of the time, I just give up and unmount the iPhone and use it in my hand. If I were asked what my laptop is missing, I probably say the new m1 chip for more performance since my MBP from 2015 is quite outdated.

There’s so much wrong with this interview.. The average Apple Sheep doesn’t even know what upgrading or RAM is 😂

they made way more of a windows commercial than a specific *intel* one LOL

I just got an intel ad before this video

This is what happened with Android as well: androids and “non-apple” laptops can’t beat iPhones or MacBooks on merit (ie raw performance, real features, and build quality), so they start making random useless gimmicky functions like larger screens and folding phones and folding laptops and all these useless features to attract more customers. These companies are so shameless!

Intel is the Chevy of commercials

So you are telling me that a self-proclaimed apple fangirl cannot tell that the laptop in her hands is running windows 10?

INTEL ≈ MENTAL A disruptive ad making a apple-focused channel talk about the ad, generating more advertisment ! 🤫

Apple just smoked Intel with M1 Pro and M1 Max.

I use "tent mode" on my Microsoft surface book 2 15" for gaming in bed! Xbox controller support built in and a gtx 1060 graphics card means it's still enough for me!

1:25 auto captions: "I'm gonna be your mon"

is that possible?

When I saw these go pc ads, after every one of them I was like "Just get to the Intel and processor stuff already!!!".

Imagine a computer where the operating system was designed, built and supported by the same people that built the hardware... ALL the hardware. What if I told you that "you can have this now?" .

This is by far my favorite video from this channel

The insecure Intel 😂

Hey, that’s my old office building in that Intel ad! O: