Why little Asian women are AFRAID OF ME - Jessica Kirson full special

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Jessica Kirson

Jessica Kirson

Жыл бұрын

Jessica talks about doing cruise ships and also her difficulties at the nail salon.
Why little Asian women are afraid of me - Jessica Kirson full special
Part 7/7 of Jessica Kirson's Comedy Central special: 'Talking to Myself', presented by Bill Burr.
Follow Jessica at jessykirson
www.jessicakirson.com
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@mysterydata9640
@mysterydata9640 Жыл бұрын
Jessica would be a great voice actor too for an animated show.
@nothere_cora
@nothere_cora Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@muzic4lyfe2005
@muzic4lyfe2005 Жыл бұрын
Agree! She's very talented
@elvisrieves1073
@elvisrieves1073 Жыл бұрын
I could see her being a hormone monstress on Big Moutb
@cezartb
@cezartb Жыл бұрын
TRUE
@scubatuba1083
@scubatuba1083 Жыл бұрын
Yes like big mouth lmao
@dedox6749
@dedox6749 Жыл бұрын
2:41 - Dark, _thick,_ *strong.* You have *strong hair like a rope.* IT HAD ME DEAD
@mngarrison
@mngarrison Жыл бұрын
I have heard the same thing when I go and have threading done. Yes... I know, full face. Let's go.
@Opawesum
@Opawesum Жыл бұрын
Well you don’t wanna look like Tom Selleck
@evinguidone6498
@evinguidone6498 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂best fuckin line
@jessmontes8129
@jessmontes8129 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@neilhamaty41
@neilhamaty41 5 ай бұрын
I collapsed
@djula2619
@djula2619 Жыл бұрын
I'm proud to say I had my very first near death experience while watching Jessica Kirson and eating a steak. "So Air looks at me" fucking got me
@lani7148
@lani7148 Жыл бұрын
The progression from "Claire" to "Laire" to "Aire" 🤣🤣
@mjp152
@mjp152 Жыл бұрын
Such an elegantly crafted joke - it took me a second to get it, but it is sooo good!
@lucykitty6492
@lucykitty6492 Жыл бұрын
Where’s my nephew! Got me.
@luisferr2001
@luisferr2001 Жыл бұрын
next time she mentioned this poor woman it was just gonna be "Ir"!!!! hahahaha!
@ohthatdickens69
@ohthatdickens69 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was possible, but I literally felt like I almost inhaled my tongue watching her I was laughing so hard. I have no idea how it happened but I think I'm ok.
@ggchiu7400
@ggchiu7400 Жыл бұрын
as a little Asian woman, I AM OKAY LOL IM OK SHE SAID THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS
@MustyUnderboob
@MustyUnderboob Жыл бұрын
We will never believe it until you change your profile picture to you covering your mouth with both hands. 😜
@TeriyakiDior
@TeriyakiDior Жыл бұрын
Hahahah yessss I’m Asian and I LEGIT, want her to do that voice all the time lmao
@keeptaiwanfree
@keeptaiwanfree Жыл бұрын
@Chandler Humphreys yeaaa i’m asian american a lot of social justice warriors LOVE to claim things are offensive or cultural appropriation and as Asians we try to tell them that it’s not always offensive, but they don’t listen. like i’m happy when i see someone not East Asian wearing a qipao because they like it. if that’s cultural appropriation, then i guess we need to stop sharing our cultures with everyone else in the world and only focus on our own. now, dressing up in a qipao and making slanted eyes and saying racist things would be a different story.
@timmysleftnutsack5075
@timmysleftnutsack5075 Жыл бұрын
@1694cgrntthis is the most white reply ever LOLL
@headcaptainyamamoto7015
@headcaptainyamamoto7015 Жыл бұрын
@@timmysleftnutsack5075 This is the most wsjw reply ever
@suprisedpika9731
@suprisedpika9731 Жыл бұрын
As a little Asian women works as a receptionist at my mom’s salon, who is also a small Asian woman, this is 100% maybe not the name tags specifically but the misspellings, the PICK A COLOR, the money, it’s all true.
@DeaDiabola
@DeaDiabola Жыл бұрын
Definitely- I always admired that hardcore hustle, and I enjoy getting my nails done because I love being bossed around by tiny and also large women
@Liv-op2fi
@Liv-op2fi Жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t love being bossed by women
@DR-dr8dr8
@DR-dr8dr8 8 ай бұрын
@nova4476
@nova4476 Жыл бұрын
‘‘I hope there’s no Blasians here’’ absolutely floored me
@marionmarino1616
@marionmarino1616 Жыл бұрын
NEVER heard that term before, and I live in NYC, thought I heard them all.
@oza801
@oza801 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@PlusSizePersonalTrainer
@PlusSizePersonalTrainer 8 ай бұрын
@@marionmarino1616 I'm Blasian and I live in NYC.
@marionmarino1616
@marionmarino1616 8 ай бұрын
@@PlusSizePersonalTrainer Well, maybe now I’ve heard it all?? 🤣
@PlusSizePersonalTrainer
@PlusSizePersonalTrainer 8 ай бұрын
@marionmarino1616 😂😂😂
@nickia726
@nickia726 8 ай бұрын
“PICK A COLAHHHH!… YOU PICK A COLAHHH” 👀👀👀😭😭 OKAY DANG OKAY!
@heatherr0420
@heatherr0420 Жыл бұрын
There's this tiny little Chinese restaurant I go to on occasion that's right next door to my laundromat, and there's this woman who can't be more than 4'11" if that and every time I go in there she yells in the thickest of accents at the people that work there in like a hybrid of Chinese and English. She used to scare the hell out of me, then one day my car broke down and she was nice enough to offer me a ride home. I said yes but I thought she was going to be loud and scary. She spoke very softly and friendly, and she's asked me if when I go into the restaurant I find her intimidating. I wanted to be nice so I said no and then she said very matter of factly, " as long as the men are scared of me!! " We both laughed very knowingly
@tamaradavis4527
@tamaradavis4527 Жыл бұрын
When she went from Laire to Aire, I died 😂
@bluebuffalooo
@bluebuffalooo Жыл бұрын
I am stifling my howling at work right now. This cubicle is my hell but goddamnit Jessica made my day 100x better
@videorocketzmillar007milla5
@videorocketzmillar007milla5 Жыл бұрын
Don't shuffle. Let it rip. Your office staff needs it. Bad. 😆 🤣 😂
@MamiTT237
@MamiTT237 Жыл бұрын
PICK A COLOR!!!!!!😂😂😂… CC told me last time… “you do wax too!” I was like I just did it last week she goes and says “no, your mustache long” 😂😂😂
@llewis921
@llewis921 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard because I am a blasian and I used to do nails!
@luisferr2001
@luisferr2001 Жыл бұрын
is your name Laire, by any chance? hahahaha
@ramsescabrera7038
@ramsescabrera7038 Жыл бұрын
@@luisferr2001 I think it's offensive to think she's called Laire. Who knows? Maybe she's an Aire or Ire. Let's not assume things too soon, people.
@luisferr2001
@luisferr2001 Жыл бұрын
@@ramsescabrera7038 I was going by her initials, bro! hahaha
@ramsescabrera7038
@ramsescabrera7038 Жыл бұрын
@@luisferr2001 people use all sorts of initials, it could be a reference to Re's surname.
@Szystedt
@Szystedt 2 ай бұрын
@@ramsescabrera7038Or maybe people call them ’Miss E.’ perhaps? Let’s not assume everyone are comfortable sharing their names!
@sheogorath6196
@sheogorath6196 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Cosmetology, including nail tech student and this made me die LMAO!! We seriously do say, "PICK A COLOR!"
@irving.kuhauluajr.5392
@irving.kuhauluajr.5392 11 ай бұрын
Oh honey it’s gets way better when your in the business from little girl cleaning to young adult going state board doing the whole biz finishing school all the taxes and blah blah licensing blah blah. But however the people you meet and the memories you make are just like being a nurse. Welcome to the world and making it better each customer everyday at a time. Baby steps luv ❤ I believe in you. Also pls make sure for thin nail clients don’t go over load on filing lol. Just felt like a lot of us need to know this as a pro or not.
@victorfinke8781
@victorfinke8781 Жыл бұрын
Her voice when she says TEN DOLLARS gives me Eartha Kitt in the best voice possible
@miap6844
@miap6844 Жыл бұрын
Hands down, this woman is one of the best comedians out there!
@theembersinside1420
@theembersinside1420 Жыл бұрын
"I am about a minute away from being hospitalized." 🤣
@tom_something
@tom_something Жыл бұрын
I love how Claire lost another letter in the middle of the bit.
@Rambutan.
@Rambutan. Жыл бұрын
Nooo I didn't want it to end. She slayed from start to finish. Hope she gets more success 🙌
@Hunter-fs1nj
@Hunter-fs1nj Жыл бұрын
The way she says “STRONG” gets me every time
@FOBStevie21
@FOBStevie21 Жыл бұрын
I didn't go more than a minute the whole special without laughing. This was a 10/10
@zacharywilde272
@zacharywilde272 Жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing!
@Kul3girl
@Kul3girl Жыл бұрын
I have watched the Asian part so many times and I always die laughing every time 😂😂😂
@kristinwilliams3463
@kristinwilliams3463 Жыл бұрын
Asians aren’t the only ones😂 When you yelled pick a color my cat jumped up and I started to die laughing 😂
@Erin-ef7so
@Erin-ef7so 10 ай бұрын
“ Ten minute, ten dolla!” Had me wheezing 😂 3:04
@applescruff909
@applescruff909 8 ай бұрын
"Tenminnit tendala..." is my new mantra.
@evedotcom
@evedotcom Жыл бұрын
Omg the little Asian woman reaction to her/woman like her is SO spot on 😂 impeccable
@barjee8965
@barjee8965 Жыл бұрын
'So aire looks at me' fuckin destroyed me
@YoruMochizuki
@YoruMochizuki Жыл бұрын
As an asian I 100% am okay with this and laughed my ass off, random white ladies who are concerned, pls sit down its okay
@frankbarajas6043
@frankbarajas6043 Жыл бұрын
The Tom Selleck joke cracked me up!
@lijah9168
@lijah9168 Жыл бұрын
“DARK..THICK.. STRONG hair.. like a ROPE” 😂😂
@Auresaus
@Auresaus Жыл бұрын
I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭
@peterbarbato2525
@peterbarbato2525 Жыл бұрын
I saw Jessica several times on cruise ships. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe 😅😅
@JamesBond-hu9rg
@JamesBond-hu9rg Жыл бұрын
That happened exactly in N Carolina when we went for a wedding. They made my daughter cry 😢 . “Pick a Color “.
@Jabibbles1
@Jabibbles1 Жыл бұрын
Jessica I just discovered you today but you've already become one of my favorite comedians. You have a gift! Thanks for the laughs!
@mimishandle
@mimishandle Жыл бұрын
I saw you on Tim Dillon’s pod a while back before your tour and just wanted to say you make me laugh more than any other comedian I have binged for the last couple years. Severely underrated and I adore your stage presence and admire your radiant confidence 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
@smadarcontini
@smadarcontini Жыл бұрын
I would pay so much money to see her and Bianca Del Rio in a show together.
@sharonmontano4924
@sharonmontano4924 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t
@zacharywilde272
@zacharywilde272 Жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD! It would be the best night ever lol
@MinerTommy
@MinerTommy 8 ай бұрын
@@sharonmontano4924you are the way that you are
@jimmey123XD
@jimmey123XD 6 ай бұрын
nice combo, haha
@Yojero
@Yojero Жыл бұрын
I just love her level of insanity, she's brilliant!!
@truthjunkie2325
@truthjunkie2325 Жыл бұрын
I like it when a comedian isn't afraid to go there....subbed...
@SkitHertz
@SkitHertz Жыл бұрын
Man, I haven't had a standup bit make me audibly laugh in awhile. The put down was hilarious.
@MomCatMeows
@MomCatMeows Жыл бұрын
She's so hysterical- never change Jessica 😂❤
@mysticseraph2213
@mysticseraph2213 Жыл бұрын
Noooo, this was too short! We need another full special, and soon! I had to pause several times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and started choking. Totally worth it, though. Best set I've seen in a long time.
@slugsandbeer4841
@slugsandbeer4841 Жыл бұрын
Watch her blogs from 12yrs ago. She does some if the same routines like this one. With variations. Her routines do not age. Divine
@vibhasreenivasan7696
@vibhasreenivasan7696 Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians ever
@AveryBryce
@AveryBryce Жыл бұрын
This is her funniest bit 😭
@jackiejovanoska7362
@jackiejovanoska7362 Жыл бұрын
Omg how have I missed her si far? She us so hilarious abd really genuis!! Born comedian!!
@mypham2788
@mypham2788 Жыл бұрын
Her Asian accent is ON POINT! 😂 (speaking as an Asian)
@cherylpalazzo352
@cherylpalazzo352 Жыл бұрын
This is HILARIOUS because it’s so TRUE! I have done a similar imitation for so long! You cannot even get inside the door 🚪! They all stare no hello 👋! And yell out “ PICK A color!!!!!!! Lol and the 10 min 10 dollars for a massageeeee” works on me all the time ! Lmfaooo
@melanie6014
@melanie6014 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God. Wish I could have been at this show. Every clip I've seen is golden.
@spencey3332
@spencey3332 Жыл бұрын
i saw you on a netflix special, and instantly could not get enough,. i think you were only on that show for like 5 minuets and that was enough to really make your mark. you are a amazing comedian, and hope to see you go farther than you think possible! you made me laugh for many hours, thank you for brightening up my day :)
@dansand6813
@dansand6813 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe i just discovered your comedy. Good, Jerry. Gold.
@lumyluv7058
@lumyluv7058 Жыл бұрын
Jessica, you are awesome, brutally honest and incredibly hilarious. I wish you all the success in the world 🙏🏼♥️
@matiasvarela9077
@matiasvarela9077 Жыл бұрын
One of the best shows, she looks happy 🤗
@mollyfletcher7746
@mollyfletcher7746 Жыл бұрын
Just found this and she's amazing. Love that KZfaq are giving comedians that I would never have known about a platform for me to find them on.
@ishhaatt569
@ishhaatt569 9 ай бұрын
2:02 at the lower left corner, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON OH MY GOSH 🥹
@deirdregahansuttle5698
@deirdregahansuttle5698 Жыл бұрын
Fab laugh out loud watching this
@paultheiii
@paultheiii Жыл бұрын
Jessica is absolutely hilarious
@tori-loo
@tori-loo Жыл бұрын
I only just found your comedy earlier this week and you're already one of my favourite comedians! You deserve so much more recognition and I hope you can one day tour in the UK! :)
@vigodatopia2229
@vigodatopia2229 Жыл бұрын
Jessica rules! I'll say it again, I want her and Paul Virzi to do a podcast together, there chemistry together is a weapon of mass destruction when I saw them on RAP
@evamalene2746
@evamalene2746 11 ай бұрын
Jessica is one of those comedians that after Ive seen her clips I just sit here with no sound and laughs hysterically like... Wtf did I just watch, but in a good kind of way. ROFLMAO!
@RBahn
@RBahn Жыл бұрын
This is just brilliant. Thank you for so many laughs and nice moments 💖
@aquaphotoboy
@aquaphotoboy Жыл бұрын
A week ago I didn't know who Jessica was. Now I can't live without her! Amazing comedian 😅😂
@terrymiddleton6077
@terrymiddleton6077 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! This woman is a comedic genius. She knows people so well. Love the faces she makes. I tried to read after seeing this and I could not get this skit out of my head so, I closed the book and watched this 30 more times.
@jeremygomez7924
@jeremygomez7924 Жыл бұрын
after watching a couple shorts I had to subscribe this girl is fking hilarious! !!
@marionmarino1616
@marionmarino1616 Жыл бұрын
Lotta truth in her routine!
@Lyonessi
@Lyonessi Жыл бұрын
I actually feel proud of you Jess, keep doing what you're doing ❤️
@mackayladavis4021
@mackayladavis4021 Жыл бұрын
You are the funniest person I have ever seen. For most stand-up comedians, I only giggle out of courtesy but you evoke genuine, hysterical laughter out of me. You're friggin hilarious.
@medusagorgon8432
@medusagorgon8432 Жыл бұрын
'Air' 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@AsiaOfTheMultiverse
@AsiaOfTheMultiverse Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comedians of all time! Truly brilliant!
@debbiedisan229
@debbiedisan229 Жыл бұрын
Omg can't stop laughing lol
@cathleenroberts4218
@cathleenroberts4218 Жыл бұрын
I just freaking choked Iove her!
@vaughn4947
@vaughn4947 Жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!
@ambercimburek6872
@ambercimburek6872 Жыл бұрын
your awesome i accidentally found one of your shows and now I'm hooked you make me laugh it feels good in these stressful times.
@lisas5211
@lisas5211 Жыл бұрын
Get her an ARENA!!!
@loopsruby
@loopsruby Жыл бұрын
That was so funny I laughed hard all the way through⭐️❤️
@Ramekink
@Ramekink Жыл бұрын
The Claire/Laire/Aire bit is fucking underrated.
@erinjames4024
@erinjames4024 Жыл бұрын
So funny! We have to learn to laugh at ourselves.
@PeppahJack
@PeppahJack Жыл бұрын
Loved you on that Tim Dillon episode as well and saw you at Comedyworks on May 14th shortly after and it was the hardest I laughed at a show by far. The laughs were so stacked I thought I was gonna pass out at one point. And that’s including comedians with big followings I’ve seen live like Tom segura and Tim Dillon, you absolutely deserve more recognition which means you will receive it.
@marlenerami3151
@marlenerami3151 Жыл бұрын
That was amazing!! ❤
@thomasjpuleo8112
@thomasjpuleo8112 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Genuinely funny. Just great.
@irandude1655
@irandude1655 Жыл бұрын
Jessica, you are a lot! and that's why you are in the business you in. Only huge personalities can sustain a stand up comedy job. :
@enriqueali
@enriqueali 9 ай бұрын
Lol...she is totally unhinged! And I'm SO here for it! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@JennsUniverse14
@JennsUniverse14 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 as a little Asian woman I sent this to my whole family 😭😭😭 so freaking funny omg 😂 I love you Jessy
@yagarida
@yagarida Жыл бұрын
I watch this all the time it just gets funnier
@colettewaddell8362
@colettewaddell8362 Жыл бұрын
You are hilarious! I love watching you work
@danielanjos7947
@danielanjos7947 Жыл бұрын
You are amazing. Best Female comedian alive for sure.
@PurpleWillowArts
@PurpleWillowArts Жыл бұрын
Love love love! I laughed my ass off the entire time. ❤
@stevenfranks3131
@stevenfranks3131 10 ай бұрын
"I'm about a minute away from being hospitalized...."
@deesorrento2692
@deesorrento2692 Жыл бұрын
Jessica you are alot better and funnier than most comics thanks for making me laugh and putting a smile on my face.
@adrukova1407
@adrukova1407 7 ай бұрын
Im blasian and i love you, Jessica!!😂❤🎉
@AnxietyTuesdays
@AnxietyTuesdays Жыл бұрын
love it!
@josephparis9736
@josephparis9736 Жыл бұрын
Jessica you are freaking awesome. You need to have your own HBO MAX special live. Great work...JP
@becsblue9424
@becsblue9424 Жыл бұрын
You rock!!!❤❤
@messychicken
@messychicken Жыл бұрын
u were great jess thanks
@cherryAsh83
@cherryAsh83 Жыл бұрын
You are a comedic goddess, I love you 👑👏👏👏👏
@whatsinswillhecomit
@whatsinswillhecomit Жыл бұрын
I'm asian and live in an asian household one time I said my grandma was getting old in the nicest way possible and she nearly killed me for saying that I thought I was gonna see my deceased grandpa I agree with jessica little asian women can be so sweet but terrifying especially the ones that speaking chinese,vitanemse,japanese,any asian language that they speak they always yell they are also extremely funny one time my grandmother had said whats *insert my little cousin's name* favorite song name? Ah was it gangbang style (she meant to say gangnam style but sense she has a very thick accent and she barely knows english) and my aunt,mom,and me were dying in the car and my little cousin wasn't there with us she was with my uncle and my aunt repeated what she said and started recording and got a video of my grandma saying it and I will never forget that day- 💀
@josephparis9736
@josephparis9736 Жыл бұрын
Greatest female comedian today yeaaaaaah! You rock 🤘🤘🤘 Jessica!...JP
@florabellegrim6367
@florabellegrim6367 Жыл бұрын
Omg!! She is so funny!! 😂😂😂
@annd5370
@annd5370 Жыл бұрын
Jessica makes my morning!! 😂😂. Love your video's!!
@ChristinePayne-jj5eg
@ChristinePayne-jj5eg 7 ай бұрын
Just found you , get over here to England you are sooo funny😅😅😅❤
@isimplifi
@isimplifi Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!!
@mattyicemadebeats6320
@mattyicemadebeats6320 Жыл бұрын
Wow!!!!! This was an amazing closer
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Жахан Утаргалиев
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