If you didn’t look up this video just know you’re a lucky man

We had a stone age, a bronze age and now we're in the plastic age.

To shed some light for some people, if you still get morning woods that's a very good sign to indicate that your good overall.

1. I got a dig bick 2. You that read wrong 3. You read that wrong too 4. You checked 5. You smiled 7. You are wandering why you're still reading this 8. You saw that mistake.....right ?(on 7) 10. But did you see that I skipped 6? 10. You checked 11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said "saw you" not "you saw" 13. I also skipped 2 VoLTE 20% 14. You got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time, now go back to the comment section....this deserves 😂 sometimes it is healthy to laugh at least once a day.

That title really does grab you attention 😂

This is possibly the most alarming title I have ever opened up KZfaq to

I learned something that made sense and other people mislead me to, but that's another testimoney about my life that I don't want to think of changing. Drinking large amounts of water had another affect on how I feel when I stopped drinking alcohol, but that to me is like an escape tool. Meanwhile, munchies got me going crazy for what is available to me when I'm stoned! Thank you for the video and good luck on the next video!

After watching this, every meal I ate from a non-stick pan is running through my mind, this is really worrying. We are all replacing quality of life for consumerism, and keeping the companies that are slowly killing us in business. I knew there was something wrong with usnig those deodorants. This merely confirms it, along with so much more. Super scary!

Born to late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to explore all the ways the world is doomed for myself and everyone I love.

If this gets in mainstream news, people will start to take this 10x more seriously than even the Covid pandemic

KZfaq really recommending me this. Yeah, i know it's small. 💀

Hey AsapSCIENCE, THis video was great for me and provide reassurance THANK YOU

I can hear it now "HONEY I TOLD YOU ITS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE!"

Oh dont mind me, just here to read the comments same as you.

All i can say. As a 20yo im frequently grateful for the fact exsistence gave me what it did

i just seriously watched a 7 minute video made by a marijuana user

I think you just made the best argument for humanity to get rid of plastic, pesticides, and whatnot.

Me hesitantly clicking on this trying to figure out if it's an april fool's joke or not

This is not the ONLY issue. I feel I'm aging way too much and way too fast and so I'm seeing everyone else aging same way

And plus, alternatives are either hard to find, or expensive, or don’t exist. It’s too hard to just change everything.

So fast food makes pp smol? News headlines around the world: “Thousands of Mcdonalds locations have been burnt down.”

I work at a men’s clinic and I can honestly say this is spot on. But it also doesn’t help how inactive men have become. How little sun and out doors we get. And how much we over eat and how much fat we carry . There are factors out of our control that arnt helping . But as a whole men have gotten very lazy and it’s showing up in our health and relationships

Lots of dark chocolate, spinach, broccoli, green tea, turmeric, chili powder, shiitakes, cordyceps, grass fed beef, freshwater fish. I am fortunate that I don't have issues with my reproductive system in size or function. I would recommend feeding your boys high testosterone boosting foods during puberty years. Also exercise is very important, could also look into iodine to help the gland systems

Holy shit the dr.squatch dude who said soap was Lowering your sperm count wasn't lying

"Pollution destroy the world that we live" People: I don't care, there are other priorities! "Pollution shrink your pp" People: OMG! It's time to become green!

In fact, it's easier to consult a good endocrinologist during prenatal care and also during a child's childhood . Hormone replacement nowadays is a much easier thing that solves most of the problems caused by the modernities mentioned in the video

Such a good presenter! Great job

You nailed it at the end saying we have to demand corporations to stop using these chemicals, we cannot run from the problem forever

man, people back in the stone age times must have a fifth limb

I've only watched 1 min of the video and here's my take: not enough discomfort, and food. 1, discomfort causes our bodies to produce testosterone. Things like the cold, spicy food, EXERCISE, etc. And 2, food. Food is way too processed these days. Easy energy also lowers your testosterone. But worry not, just because the average man has low testosterone, doesn't mean you have to. Simply add more healthy habits to your life and you can be on the high test level for the 80s. Exercise for 1 hour a day, and have some physical activity for 3 hours a day. Take cold showers, work with your hands, and toughen yourself up. Run barefoot, use your hands, build things. Step out of your comfort zone. That's all you have to do. Your low testosterone isn't due to genetics.

I have been saying this for years, but it seems impossible to get rid of all the products a person uses in life.

This is the one thing i can see persuading some people into using less plastic and stuff

If this is the thing that becomes the catalyst for legislators/politicians to start taking global issues seriously-

Solid excuse, thanks bro

MY PHONE WAS MAX VOLUME IN THE LIVING ROOM

Next time a girl says its small...just show her this video. She cant argue with SCIENCE

I feel personally attacked that this is in my recommended

So what’s the best foods to eat & things we can do to increase testosterone & (potentially) increase our length?

Hahaha, I wish. Not only am I bricked up, but I decided I would start vaping so I could walk straight.

Now this is an Avenger's Level Threat

"Smoking cigarette is bad" Whatever "Smoking marijuana more than once a week leads to 29% decrease in sperm count" *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Bro why the past generations always gotta be ruining stuff for me

Dude, that meat one is scary. One of my fears is wanting to start a family and I'm either sterile or producing bad sperm.

Finally, a problem that will bother us enough to actually get our sh*t together. I hope...

It’s crazy the horrible things these companies put in their products and we don’t do anything about it

As for the meat and dairry part - is it the packaging of both that has changed over the years (more plastic) that causes those bad things to our cawk? Because, whether we like it or not, humans did eat meat and/or dairy 60 years ago, even 600 years...But obviously, the way it was processed was much different and was basically natural with way shorter expiration date compared to modern products.

proud to let yall know that my taint still is lengthy

Shout-out to my bodybuilder dad who banned processed food.

What truly upsets me is when all of this causes children to be born with birth defects. Because of us that child has to go through a lifetime of even more challenging issues.

I showed my ex this and we're back together thanks! 👍

Ah geez. I have more of a reason as a 16 year old male not to be unhealthy! Thanks!

They can take my freedom, but they CAN'T TAKE MY TAINT

This really is the "turns out cigarettes are bad for you" of our age, huh?

I’m trying to cut out as much plastic as I can, but as a collage student, it’s really difficult

Bruh I cant afford to lose the 2 inches I got left 😭

'Chemicals in our products' is literally everything

Big shoutout to my mom for being paranoid about pesticides and plastics, if you know what I'm saying.

Dude sound zesty as hell. 😂

Thank you for the informative video

So basically: Return to monke

Was hoping for April fools to come up, now I’m terrified 😀

Yeah it’s crazy! I was a massive 1 inch now I’m only half of that 😢

I'll admit, I'm a grower, not a shower.

I think the thing I’m MOST surprised about is that we’ve actually been measuring and keeping track of the size of the Taint 😏👀

Honestly we need to work harder to a plastic free future. And give corporations more consequences for poisoning our food

This was incredible! Would be awesome to add alternative items to the toxic items mentioned?

You know, I don't mind that mine is shrinking but this is a really great info :)

There is plastic in everything now. Even if we stopped using plastic immediately, we'd still have piles of it in the ocean to deal with.

Now i know what to put on my Grindr profile "My parents were exposed to EDC, it's not my fault, okay?!"

Thank you for this video!

i assume there is no way to reverse the damage done to me for 17 years straight....

“Men who eat more processed meat have a decreased sperm count and decreased normally shape semen.” Me: Hold up!

Never has a man clicked on a video so quickly and with such concern

Something occurred to me: culturally, we are convinced that masculinity includes aggression and toughness and femininity includes understanding and empathy. Therefore, we are oftentimes deeply persuaded to believe that the more testosterone a man has, the more likely he will be dominating and aggressive. Something that actually occurred to me while watching this video, is that the males I know who are the least exposed to these sorts of chemicals, in other words the males I know who would therefore have higher levels of testosterone in their bloodstreams, are the most even keel, stereotypically feminine in temperament individuals that I know. On the other hand, the most assertive, dominant and aggressive males I've known, engage in all of these activities and bad habits, so it makes me think, perhaps what we're associating with masculinity has nothing to do with masculinity at all whatsoever, perhaps, what we're seeing is what happens when someone has a hormonal imbalance, mood swings and emotional irregularity. Believe it or not, anyone, anyone in this world, if their hormones are disrupted, it causes great stress on the body. when the body is stressed, it can make you stressed, but usually you're not aware of it, you just know you feel more agitated than usual. Unless, you're agitated all the time, so you wouldn't know the difference. From this video, it appears to me that the largest epidemic of stress from hormone imbalance is within men, which would explain the apparent supposed male aggression that society seems to claim is natural, when we're simply seeing the symptoms of an unnatural disaster that we very much have the ability to change. Hormones are your body's communicators, if any of it is disrupted, it can make everything else be disrupted. Think of it this way: if the supposed Y2K truly happened, could you imagine how infrastructure would have nearly collapsed? Sincerely, that's how infrastructure of your body's internal workings and communications would go if the hormones were by any means disrupted. Your body has a natural balance, and when that is mean affected, it has a chain reaction. This is why your body would get agitated quite easily, and therefore your own psyche. Your brain is full of these chemicals, so if the rest of the body is not balanced in regards to hormones, nor will your brain. Cortisol levels increase usually, also causing aggression. Men are not naturally aggressive and dominating. These are behaviors of hormone imbalance and therefore stress

Thanks for the information 👍

This is the fastest any man has clicked on a video

This is the best argument for saving the environment that I've ever seen. Lol.

I clicked on this video to laugh at it but now I'm kind of sad for my bros 🥺, and women to be fair since i doubt it doesn't effect them too. The one that always surprised me is how receipts everyone handles all the time are recognized as being so dangerous for infants, yet since we aren't dying handling them we treat them like any other piece of paper. Clearly we need synthetics but there should be way more awareness about what we handle, how we package things, and much of this is also simply a good reminder that cooking at home almost regardless of what you cook, so long as its unprocessed itself, is almost always worthwhile if you can get into it.

“Who starts a conversation like that” -Peter

The plot of "Children of Men" is slowly becoming a reality now.

I kind of hoped that this would be an elaborate April Fools joke...

Hay dude what inspired you to make this vid

There's literally no way to stop this everything has micro plastic and shit

I think I get it now, I actually didn’t get a bad roll in the gene pool, I’m just centuries ahead from the rest of humanity!

Screw that nuclear energy video, THIS is the science I need!

Great video. Thanks for discussing this important topic

Should I be worried?

Darn. Sounds like we can't eat anything.

I remember back in the day when this was considered a conspiracy theory and you were laughed at for saying you suspected it.... Good times.

Good video! 👏 It's something to think about reining in before having children.

The hosts demeanor alone makes me believe everything he's saying

Remember that song that says “life is plastic, it’s fantastic!” Bet the singer is changing her mind now, her Kens are becoming legit Kens

*starts listing the EDC’s Everyone else: Write that down, write that down!

Are you my new power animal?! Yea! Subscribed!

Compelling video, tyvm

It's simultaneously the most amazing time to be alive but also the strangest.

having a perfectly healthy life never been this hard before

Actually, mine is growing

I have never clicked on a video faster 🏃

I pranked myself by being certain this was an April Fools video and then finding out it wasn't