"I'll not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!"
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@1forthepriceof2183 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf on his way to give you a levelled axe that will exceed your carry weight
@AdmiralMcGravy3 жыл бұрын
I N A M E Y O U T H A N E O F O U R C I T Y D R A G O N B O R N
@ladyselin353 жыл бұрын
Come on he gives you a pack mule right after that.
@necromancer98293 жыл бұрын
the only thing I hate more than draugrs is when the jarls gift you 80 weighted weapons as if they’re trying to make you commit suicide
@alguem2923 жыл бұрын
@@ladyselin35 lol
@Selfishmachine223 жыл бұрын
@@necromancer9829 and the weapons are always shut
@jacobanderson71023 жыл бұрын
Our fearless leader bout to capture a dragon
@falloutpip9853 жыл бұрын
Ah you mean Putin?
@repubblesmcglonky89903 жыл бұрын
You're very...forthright with that Information...
@sfb41443 жыл бұрын
About to EAT a dragon
@theraven53193 жыл бұрын
Lol
@manlyburns57723 жыл бұрын
i think u mean the rightful high king, dont mix him up with some communist
@BehavingPenguin3 жыл бұрын
“Jarl Balgruuf, there are dragons attacking the countryside. Your son may be worshipping a Daedra, and the stormcloaks are outside the gate” Jarl Balgruuf: *sits on throne* “Sir the dragonborn stole your sweet roll” Jarl Balgruuf:
@17deluxe513 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I did this once and he sent mercenaries after me. That was fun.
@robert-p7723 жыл бұрын
@@17deluxe51 Damn, well it must’ve been the best sweetroll in all of Whiterun.
@ecchi41963 жыл бұрын
@@robert-p772 My Jarl, your sweetroll tastes weird. New Location Discovered: Dragonsreach Dungeon
@jswags5163 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅🤣😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
@rainbowsoul41763 жыл бұрын
It wasn't me it was Recorder!
@KaaxItzam3 жыл бұрын
Jarl of Widerun.
@Akario33 жыл бұрын
underrated as fuck!
@davidmapulanga63283 жыл бұрын
👌😂
@Tzjoe3 жыл бұрын
@@jcassiel you mean may the divines bless you
@robert-p7723 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@hambikv80053 жыл бұрын
give this man the likes
@AvengerAtIlipa3 жыл бұрын
"Come, let's go find Farengar, my court wizard..."
@alduin13603 жыл бұрын
Lolz
@memezrus67933 жыл бұрын
Get me the dragon stone because yes
@igotdropped3timesbyzykzs3 жыл бұрын
I'm deaddd🤣🤣
@cantreadyourname95053 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin’ Lord of Wide Boys
@TragicTester0343 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin the Cheese Grater
@mtlacunae86593 жыл бұрын
Swag
@CallMeElwis943 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, sounds like a Dark Souls boss name.
@RachmatRL3 жыл бұрын
Jarl of Widerun
@cantreadyourname95053 жыл бұрын
@@RachmatRL Lmao good one
@ahoynut3 жыл бұрын
*help, im too wide to trap this dragon*
@mrself58243 жыл бұрын
*Jarl Ballin on his way to help Dragonborn trap a fire breathing Dragon in a build made completely out of wood*
@vatonage15993 жыл бұрын
When someone claims the security in Whiterun is shameful
@marsar17753 жыл бұрын
"Im the Commander of the guard here in Whiterun. Dont worry, me and my boys will keep yous afe"
@CalvinKnowsYourSins3 жыл бұрын
@@marsar1775 "The security here in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, what it is."
@MrHandsomeDan61513 күн бұрын
@@CalvinKnowsYourSinsMy only question is, why is he even essential? He talks smack about the Whiterun guard, and says that he can do Commander Caius’s job blindfolded, and he can’t back his claims up, as his lazy Nord ass just sits around the Bannered Mare.
@Mr_Random4163 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf going to the Bannered Mare again after Irileth told him not to.
@MrHandsomeDan6159 күн бұрын
“I must speak to mah people.”
@thequacken26593 жыл бұрын
Dragon's Reach wasn't built to hold a dragon it's built to house Balgruuf's royal thiccness.
@johnathanthurmond35053 жыл бұрын
Dam right
@cjanderic6181 Жыл бұрын
Right
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire3 жыл бұрын
Ulfric: “I’m going to take Whiterun.” Jarl Ballin’ the Wide: Ulfric: “Understandable have a nice day.”
@user-tq9ls5qq6g3 жыл бұрын
When some Ulfric StormFart thinks he's tough with his army in front of a Whiterun
@theicyphoenixrecords59803 жыл бұрын
? so oyu're one of those that ignore the fact originaly in game files you could convince balgruuf to join stormcloaks i used "for the stormcloaks" mod that adds that back,that way whiterun is never attacked in the first place gg i use to only go for imperials because of that attack,but now i always go stormcloak im a real warrior,not some milk drinker that takes it in the ass by the thalmor elves. yeah that's what empire is,i knwo worship of talos is banned and it will be back again oncesecond war happens and ends,tho i wonder will the empire bring back the talos worship or not? sinse they themself declared this a little heretical too,they aren't with tneither elves nor human becoming gods,unlike thalmorwho think elves can,empire thinks none can or should and there's no way mede family would change it back like most youtubers say,after all they have nothing to do with the septim family,it would only be a bad thing for their rule and people would compare them to septim family,this way they cut off septims in their roots.
@markokrstic87953 жыл бұрын
@@nailbomb6721 "Charismatic" Please, the guy's as charismatic as the dog shit i stepped into this morning.
@andrawusazimi84283 жыл бұрын
@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 Ulfric cheated and used a shout to disarm High King Torig so he wouldn't be able to defend himself. I cannot willingly associate myself with someone who would partake in such a dishonourable display.
@kakashihatake3263 жыл бұрын
Ulric is a nationalist plant by the Thalmor to further weaken the Empire also the Altmers ultimate plan is no less than the destruction of Mundus.
@Pactastic0423 жыл бұрын
@@theicyphoenixrecords5980 stormcloaks suck
@TheSuicidalCake3 жыл бұрын
"here take the finest armour from my armoury" hide armour has been added to your inventory
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
Actually it's "WIDE armour has been added to your inventory"
@SpacedudeProductions3 жыл бұрын
Rip everyone who will never see this masterpiece
@fabiospasiano98853 жыл бұрын
When the Dragonborn tries to kill you but you are an unkillable NPC:
@nullone31813 жыл бұрын
He do be ballin though
@starkillersneed3 жыл бұрын
Swag
@theburningman50473 жыл бұрын
"..... Roly poly tumbly wumbly....."
@3dDoener3 жыл бұрын
"I was thinking of supporting the Stormcloa....nevermind actually, glory to the Empire!"
@ballinbalgruuf81983 жыл бұрын
I will not sit idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!
@milesleonhardt82403 жыл бұрын
When balgruuf sneaks out to the bannered mare:
@hxbrid.sxldier3 жыл бұрын
this is the quality content I expect from youtube. I Am So Proud Of This Community ™️
@yaknoe46593 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think the Jarl can keep things under control...”
@JoseSilva-ht8es3 жыл бұрын
TRY ME THEN
@heavyhalblade31083 жыл бұрын
Listen well...s***
@CalvinKnowsYourSins3 жыл бұрын
@@heavyhalblade3108 im jarl balgruuf and i be
@heavyhalblade31083 жыл бұрын
@@CalvinKnowsYourSins ballin’
@deuceyd84683 жыл бұрын
The wider he gets the more the walk animation looks like it's from morrowind lol
@MrHandsomeDan6158 күн бұрын
“Yes?”
@thegreycrusader3 жыл бұрын
Lord Ballin' on his way to personally put an end to the Stormcloak seige of his great city, the pride of Skyrim, Whiterun.
@shadow-monger51893 жыл бұрын
First you saw wide Putin. Then came the sequel, wide eagle. Now...prepare your butts for the third great installment: W I D E B A L G R U U F
@redhen24703 жыл бұрын
We need a wide Techno-Viking.
@robertreed28243 жыл бұрын
This is a visual representation of what my last 2 brincells keep me awake at 3AM with
@tezwoacz3 жыл бұрын
another adventurer, here to lick my fathers boots ? Y E S
@smartmars6033 жыл бұрын
He just got clapped by the door for being to wide.
@mathelgar3 жыл бұрын
Me on my way to tell mom that I wet the bed:
@brucebowman14793 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Extra Thicc Balgruuf can't hurt you, he's not real. Extra Thicc Balgruuf:
@whiterunguard7853 жыл бұрын
Watch out, Jarls of Skyrim! Here comes our glorious Jarl, and he'll put you to shame! Give it up for... JARL BALGRUUUUUUUUUFF!
@JW-zx5dr2 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful, I usually side with the Stormcloaks and feel immensely guilty usurping his throne. Also that ending absolutely got me lmao (I hope TES VI is as memeable)
@gunns4hire953 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this guy come toward you saying “meet me in the principles office”
@StonedFox_3 жыл бұрын
I NEED 10 HOURS VERSION OF THIS!!!
@cosmincristian22253 жыл бұрын
I'll not stand widely by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!
@charadreemur64493 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf on his way to have an affair be like
@elperronimo3 жыл бұрын
At the end he remembered that he never leaves dragonsreach
@adolfgaming17613 жыл бұрын
When high elves threaten to invade but you got that Nord blood aching for some Elf Blood 0:06
@voidlessazasin15723 жыл бұрын
It would be glorious if the thalmor actually invaded only to get their asses handed over by the nords with their ancient bloodlust for elves. And I mean. Skyrim isn't exactly easy to invade so that could totally happen
@karatheshapeshifter17842 жыл бұрын
@@voidlessazasin1572 not to mention the elf race that once originally inhabited it got almost wiped to extinction
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
@@karatheshapeshifter1784 you're right about that Just think of that same situation with the snow elves And other races made them even worse like the dwemer or deep elves Who betrayed them and put the snow elves into blindness and corrupted them into the falmer
@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti3 жыл бұрын
he really isn't sitting idly by while a dragon burns his hold and slaughters his people.
@persici27253 жыл бұрын
Almost forgot to rewatch this today
@Asraeks3 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin'
@burakesen37143 жыл бұрын
When you notice your bastard son contact with an Daedra Lord in your own palace
@Shreggs3 жыл бұрын
There should be mod for this. It's glorious!
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
It is a mod On nexus
@ReikiMaulana3 жыл бұрын
This video came up in my recommended, i guess that's a good sign
@VentilatorenBumser3 жыл бұрын
Rare footage of wide Putin as Jarl in an alternate dimension
@spidermonkey29033 жыл бұрын
Jarl, the court wizard is back to your right.
@ravekid52823 жыл бұрын
When you put a savior of the word, Dovahkin, in jail, for stealing a tomato.
@thesprinkleddonut84583 жыл бұрын
Here he comes.... "May the gods watch over your battles friend."
@C_a_ns3 жыл бұрын
Never played skyrim This somehow got in my recommended I have no idea who this guy is But I do not regret watching this
@ra_alf94673 жыл бұрын
He's a mayor from the "city" of Whiterun
@ZombieGangster3 жыл бұрын
Stop what you’re doing and play Skyrim ASAP.
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
If you are PC Make sure you try some mods This wide balgruuf version is a mod
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
@@ra_alf9467 Jarl Not mayor But I see what you are saying
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Жыл бұрын
Jarl Balgruff on his way to get the good parchment because Proventus forgot where it was
@skymaster40273 жыл бұрын
Jarl Balgruuf, when the Dragonborn is in Danger.
@TheGrandeCapo2 жыл бұрын
If Whiterune's treasury was as wide as Jarl Ballin, he could buy half of Tamriel.
@MajorMystery3 жыл бұрын
You have to put it to 144p for the real experience
@TheCoolAlexStudio3 жыл бұрын
Jarl Balgruuf at night on his way to drink pint or two of mead at the Bannered Mare
@s.lenderjay86072 жыл бұрын
Jarl ballin' checking to see if food from the pantry respawned
@angurissuez9 ай бұрын
I guess you could say he didn't stand idly by while a dragon burned his Hold and slaughtered his people.
@thejollyg4mer3 жыл бұрын
When the stormcloaks hit you with that dollar store siege
@ZzVinniezZ3 жыл бұрын
the Jarl getting tired of us not delivered the message to Ulfric so he doing it himself
@prometheus52182 жыл бұрын
Jarl Balgruuf is the reason why I could never join the stormcloaks. He would beat my ass
@Arronic Жыл бұрын
No sht he will whoop you in all his WIDENESS Because he is ballin
@hamborgir8323 жыл бұрын
Me:okay so I have a new mod idea Mod developer: okay go on Me:wide jarl balgruuf Mod developer:I'll make the preparations
@Nillowo3 жыл бұрын
How have I missed a video this important for the last 9 months?
@LordyT34 Жыл бұрын
The Virgin Ulfric cowers before the Chad Balgruuf
@shapesnatch13412 жыл бұрын
Stealth Archers on their way to play the game the exact same way again
@MrHandsomeDan61510 күн бұрын
The untalented bastards…
@karatheshapeshifter17842 жыл бұрын
ah yes, jarl chadgruuf the ballen, lord of wideness
@alchemispark77513 жыл бұрын
skyrims walking animations are perfect for this
@elitef402 жыл бұрын
He's not going to sit there idly while a dragon burns his hold and slaughters his people!
@jollyolstan86073 жыл бұрын
Jarl balgroof on his way to give you the axe of whiterun
@thejynxedlynx55703 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how this has the exact same energy
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Siri, find me a boyfriend" Siri: *W i d e B a l g r u f*
@alexmelling52613 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf on his way to not stand idly by whilst a dragon burns his home and slaughters his people
@benedictusscaevola5613 жыл бұрын
Didn't know I needed this until I saw it
@aaron83423 жыл бұрын
should have done this in Skyrim together and made proventus and farengar walk next to him
@TragicTester0343 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin the Cheese Grater
@wraithguard3 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf the Greater, King of the Dwarves
@aleaiactaest65033 жыл бұрын
Peak humanity.
@SneakyKitten36143 жыл бұрын
Prepare for the coming of Jarl Ballin’
@basedbattledroid35073 жыл бұрын
Jarl Ballin' be wider than the Alduin's wingspan
@FernandoAlonso20772 жыл бұрын
how I feel walking into a part-time shift at my old job after getting a new better job.
@Misuune3 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf on his way to the Bannered Mare for a drink, not giving a single fuck about both Proventus and Irileth watching.
@tobiaskadachi3 жыл бұрын
Wide Elder Maxson
@MrHandsomeDan61515 күн бұрын
Imagine.
@blueshit1993 жыл бұрын
There's one they fear BALGRUUF!!!
@johnathanthurmond35053 жыл бұрын
"Come, lets find farengar, my court wizard"
@powerpope92133 жыл бұрын
Ok guys, listen. I don't know why this happens, but this is like the 10th time this got recommended for me as the first video of the page. Please help me i think i'm going crazy
@ThatManicDude3 жыл бұрын
You will watch the video.
@ItsChevnotJeffАй бұрын
In my modded playthrough Balgruuf gave me scaled brscers for one handed skill, and it actually added to my armor rating
@callmecamren69253 жыл бұрын
Balgruuf on his way to ask the dragon born why he hasn't paid his taxes
@reazonozaer2 жыл бұрын
Jarl Balgruuf the Wider
@lumpybumpy69093 жыл бұрын
Good, now have walk across all of skyrim
@callmecameron62793 жыл бұрын
I love how he's walking to the beat
@HuskyAGP3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that towards the end
@nabongobong91553 жыл бұрын
Wide alduin: *Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be Legendary!!*
@Arronic2 жыл бұрын
Wide Ulfric Finally a more lore based opponent Our battle will be legendary
@giromohlaalu57033 жыл бұрын
The true high king
@BlueprintBro3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Balgruuf walk this much
@sauzeeee3 жыл бұрын
The Jarl is going to pick some pretty daisies in France.
@schwarzhayasaka3 жыл бұрын
this is why i joined the imperials
@evrimemreevruk9983 жыл бұрын
This video is a gift for both eyes and ears of men
@N_S_K_A_3 жыл бұрын
I dont even play skyrim but I can relate
@Catzillin3 жыл бұрын
God tier meme
@ajax30173 жыл бұрын
me walking to the planet fitness main office after I destroyed the lunk alarm:
@noneofyourbusiness32883 жыл бұрын
Damn now I need a wide-Balgruuf-model. With extra stretchy-textures.
@troobell_90383 жыл бұрын
When your discover that some crazy man just killed a dragon in front of your city