if i hit 1 mil subs i play this with webcam

2539 days Wii fit: *I lay dormant for 7 solar cycles, who dare disturb my slumber.*

BMI: *Reaches 99.99* Wii Fit: If i'm correct you probably shouldn't be alive

Counsellor: “Why are you always self-conscious about your weight?” Me: “It all started when Wii Fit called me fat back when I was 8 years old...”

it’s so funny how poofesure talks about himself in his “prime” like he’s 45 or something

i played this game when i was 10 and it called me obese in front of my parents

How to make this video better: Start at the least weight possible, and exercise to become Obese

3:30 when you find out the age of the "15" year old you were talking to on discord

“Im a god!” *proceeds to fail suddenly* (1:32)

My mother weighed herself while she was pregnant and got called obese

So I did the math, poofesure’s last session was on October 7th 2012

For those of you who are curious, he worked out almost exactly 7 years before the making of this video.

my 3 year old baby cousin: *is way too easy to carry or pickup* wii fit balance board: *yOu ArE vErY oBeSe AnD mAy HaVe InCrEaSeD hEaLtH rIsKs*

I can just imagine Nintendo being like “Oh my, someone’s bought a balance board in 2019”

Me: weighs 1 pound Wii fit: ur fat

I like how heading soccer balls is counted as exercise even though it’s giving your mii multiple concussions in a row based on how hard they’re smacking those balls off their forehead lmao. Health at its peak. 👌🤣

"this is a kids' channel" - Poofesure 2019

You think being fatshamed by the Wii is bad? When I was four I had a Wii-Fit age of about 100.

if you think being fatshamed is bad, imagine being fatshamed by a piece of talking plastic edit: hi i made this forever ago and this sounds like i’m downgrading fatshaming, please don’t cancel me mwah

I cant look at the scales in this game without remembering the incident when a girl nearly starved herself because Wii Fit ranked her "Obese"

11:28 "Alright, so I'm bent over like I'm about to take it in the ass" I'm dead xD

Nobody: Wii fit board when I step on it: *Õ H*

Text: Extend your knees. Player: (does it correctly, but fails the minigame) System: *_w t f_*

0:35 looked it up It's 6 years 11 months and 2 weeks Had you waited another 2 weeks it would've been 7 years

8:17 "UgHH I can't hula hoop save my dieck"

**is a 100 pound baby** “You mayyy have increased health risks”

I have no idea who this is but the algorithm has spoken

I remember with the candle game my sisters and I would put a box on the board and walk out of the room. If we lost the game we would freak out and think we had ghosts in the house. It also didnt help that our wii was in the basement

"This is a kid's channel." *Starts f-bombing the video*

0:38 the last time you logged in was on Sunday October 7th, 2012

"I'm an amateur penguin I'll put it on my resume " I laughed so hard and I woke up the whole house plus it's when 1 AM🤣

3:01 Hearing him losing his mind laughing made me laugh pretty hard

Dont you hate it when the soccer coach throws a panda head at you

11:07 I don't think I've ever survived a full 60 seconds on the candle game, because I'm too paranoid that the CUT guy is right behind me. My mom, on the other hand, must have achieved nirvana when she played it one time while I watched. She lasted so long that the candle completely melted and burned out. Then she told me it was easy. Edit: The end of this video made me re-live years of anxiety in like ten seconds

When I was a little kid I played wii fit all the time at my friend’s house. Our favorite thing to do was to do the weight part of the body test and put as much stuff as possible on the balance board. She had this really sturdy bin so we filled it with stuff and then sat on it. I think the highest we got was around 180 (we were both small kids).

1:32 I seriously cannot stop laughing at how his voice changes here!

"this is a kids channel" *Says 6 swear words after*

Ngl, I am in love with this guy's personality, voice and his goofy laugh. No cap

Playing this game as an eating disorder child was quite something...

“How dare I this is a kids channel” 1 ms after: proceeds to recite the cuss word bibble

“These hips are not wide and they don’t lie” -*proofesure quote of 2019*

Imagine if his gf wanted to play wii fit and saw every game had beef boss himself as the champion

9:19 knee pops

10:15 i used to be so scared of this game dude

When you realise you just watched someone work out for 12+ minutes.

Everyone gangsta until beef boss is underweight

This masterpiece was in my recommended

me: weighs like 90 pounds wii fit: you are very obese and may have cancer

This dude spent September 20th on Wii fit instead if raiding area 51

11:15 67 more seconds! 67 more seconds and you’d win. Although, you did way better than I ever could, lol. I just stack Shit 😂

3:47 Wii fit be like: How do we help you gain weight *consume sustenances*

4:23 “That’s the best anyone’s ever done.” All the other accounts are his..

Out of context: “IT GOT STUCK IN THE CRACK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO.”

My favorite line is the, “yOu KnOw WhAt I aM nOt An ObJeCt…”

When your friends ask how much you weigh 3:05

11:31 “I have put both hands on the balance board what do you want me to do? “Place both hands on the Wii balance board” *SMACK*

6:39 “I never remembered this game being so boring.” In my personal opinion, Any game that makes you scream does not indicate boredom.

Beef Boss is definitely make someone’s BMI go to 99.99

1:32 “Dude im a god” *immediately starts failing everything*

“This is a kids channel” *procedes to cuss*

0:30 Last time he got "fit" was about 6 Years, 11 Months and 2 Weeks ago

0:43 nearly 7 years

''I'm so slow at going back and forth'' 💀

05:43 just watching the little blurry mii doing that wiggle without a hoop is the single best thing you’ve ever seen

"It's been 2539 days since your last workout!" Me: ...yeah, sounds about right

poof’s laughs cure cancer

2539 days is 6.95 years

me and my sister used to pile stuff on the balance board for the candle game, get really high scores and really impressed our other sister.

The candle game actually scared the shit out of me as a kid

9:12 "this is a kids channel" *process to start swearing randomly*

7:41 and the few seconds following are to never be destroyed/forgotten for their purity

Making Mii's fat and skinny was one of the most entertaining things to me when I was a kid, not sure why

When your parents ask you how did you get your gf pregnant 5:11

This guy laughs like the joker and I love it

Lets salute him for picking up the board after 16 June, 2016

2539 days ago it was Sunday October 7, 2012

2:20 every 5th grade boy after “the talk”

0:21 "maybe I'm adopted" Parents: AAARGH

"I'm a god-" *proceeds to get hit by everything but the soccer balls*

It should’ve been “Wii Fat”

8:03 love this new rendition of hips don’t lie, shakira could never 😂

I tore my acl in March of this year. Towards the end of my physical therapy, they had me playing balance games on the wii fit board. It was awesome.

The reason he’s 49 is because they didn’t think he could live to 50

This is a kids channel. - Starts cursing right after.

My parents : leave home Me 0.0000001 secs later: 2:23

Me, age 7: steps on balance board Wii Fit: you are obese

Sees that poofesure posts another video. “Turns headphones down”

1:12 Poofesure: “I don’t wanna do a workout!” Also Poofesure: Plays Wii Fit

0:36 You've been away from wii fit for 6.9 years. noice

6:01 i see matt

It might be because I’m high but he seems super happy this time instead of raging

Nobody: Wii fit: You are OBESE.

It’s been literally 6.9 years, I looked this up, since a workout was last done on this man’s wii

6:35 “I’m an amateur penguin. Put that on my resume” had me literally crying laughing

2:59 Damien's wheeze sounds like when you crash a plane in Wii sports resort.

I calculated it and it has been nearly several years.

9:14 "This is a kids channel" - immediately swears like 5 times in 10 seconds

Thumbnail: 99% obese America: 👀

I have a story: I recently booted up my old Wii to see wii fit still in, I decided heck. Grabbed the old balance board and booted it up. All my old stuff was there. I saw my old dog’s character. He recently died so this got me. But I logged on, the last time I played was 2,732 days ago.

1:31 ohhhh so that’s why pandas are endangered