TIMESTAMPS (I tried to account for the edits they would make from the audio version , like cutting out the ads, so these timestamps should be closer to what they’re actually talking about. If not, they’ll be in the ballpark at least) 0:00 - intro, Mal says he doesn’t want to see Rory’s face anymore 2:06 - Virtual Rapper FN Meka getting signed by Capitol Records, then dropped shortly after. Should we get Capitol records out of here for signing FN Meka? 10:06 - Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford and J Prince chiming in on the situation 12:59: Rory: Did the guy that made the hamburger helper mixtape get his royalties? Hamburger Helper made a fire mixtape called ‘Feed the streets’ 14:28 - Back to Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford. 22:00 - Billionaire’s (Jay Z, Kanye, Diddy) getting their multi million dollar PPP Loans forgiven 24:04 - Demaris shoots the billionaire’s some bail in terms of getting their PPP Loans forgiven 27:40 - Rory: Did Sex workers make more money during the pandemic or no? Talks about how crazy of a time the pandemic was, and how the world is now 30:01 -CONSPIRACY BAG: These new luxury apartments that are being built every second are designed to keep young professionals unable to save money, but comfortable enough not to care. Talks about owning a home, technically throwing away money by renting 35:00 - Everyone in the real estate and government areas got scared when the pandemic happened because it proved people could work remotely. People moved to the city because that's where the jobs were, but if you can work from home, you can move somewhere else that's not the city, but cheaper 37:43 - Offset sues Quality Control, splits from the Migos. P from QC responds. Mal gives his 2 cents on who he thinks QC is talking about, but doesn’t name 42:32- Who says more outlandish things? Kanye or Elon? 43:57- The team talks about how cool the drive from LA to Vegas is, and how they wouldn’t want Elon to replace that with his tunnel system. 46:06- Solange becomes the second black woman to compose music for the New York City ballet 47:24- What's one date that a girl took you on that was outside of your comfort zone? Mal talks about 52:14- Rory gets into his conspiracy on the Salem witch trials and begins to go a little crazy 54:14- Cam regrets removing Jay-Z’s verse from ‘Oh Boy’ remix 0:57:02- Dj Khaled put his tracklist out for ‘God Did’ album, Rory is excited for the Latto and City Girls track 1:03:06- Mal: DJ Khaled is the Quincy Jones of Hip-hop 1:03:41 -For the ‘We Are The World’ song, where did all of the donated money go? Where did the money for Haiti relief go with Wyclef Jean? 1:05:52- New music announcements: JID, Rock Marcy, Big Pooh, KXNG Crooked and Joel Ortiz, Royce Da 5’9 1:08:05- Royce Da 5’9 discussing the slaughterhouse situation. Crook and Joel Ortiz’s IG live speaking on the situation as well 1:12:40- Nick Cannon brings another child into the world 1:15:13- Kevin Durant staying with Brooklyn 1:19:25- Kentavious Caldwell Pope of the LA Lakers was in prison for a part of the NBA season, couldn’t play in away games, had to play with an ankle monitor 1:21:51- Andre 3000 collab with Supreme 1:23:48- Tour information, New York show added, weekend plans, podcast wrap up

It’s always hilarious when Mal is clearly headed towards saying something cancelable and everyone just gets awkwardly silent hoping he stops 😂

Someone help me stop laughing.. Mal describing the guy biting into a piping hot burger, with no reaction has me in stitches!!

Thank you Mal for correcting Demaris with how she said Buju Banton 🥴 lol this Jamaican appreciates it 😂

Mal was in his baggg this ep lmaoooo - somebody get this lady a snickers was sooo quick

“What does FN stand for” “F*ck n*ggers” Yea Mal about to drop 60 this episode 😂

I just wanna see him explain the guy biting that burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He bit the burger. I’m at work crying laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

“Hey my man you should probably let that cool off…. ohhh” - Edin (too prolific) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Getting an ad for Discover Ireland while watching this was nasty 😂

Mal was fucking on one this episode!!😂😂 He wasn’t giving Demaris an inch today. That burger shit was hilarious.

“Someone get that lady some OJ” that’s funnier than it should be 😂. Blessings pon blessings w mom dukes of course

🤣🤣 Mal has been letting baby D have it the last two episodes

“Can somebody tell Cam to cut that fro off? He looks like Norbit”. 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

Why is Mal so turnt up this episode? 🤣🤣🤣

Mal you won this episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is one of the best episodes in a little while. This was on point with the lack of ethics in this capitalistic system.

Rory: “Don’t ever say we got company coming over would it kill you to put some pants on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The Buju Banton part took me out 😂😂😂

😂 Mal in his element is LEGENDARY haven't enjoyed the pod this much in a very long time.

Demaris is so confidently wrong sometimes and Mals not letting it slide anymore lol

Asking if “Watch the Stove” is Stove God’s new project has me dead.

Rory house shoes are hilarious 😂

I love the talk Rory had talking about renting and buying 💯

This is one of y’all best episodes 🔥🔥🔥 Laughs from beginning to end

Mal is out of control 😂😂

Out of everything that moved me (pause) about this episode …. dermis calling Buju “Ban-ton” is dumb hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ever since Mal got his own IP he been going off 😂😂 these pods have only been getting better and better! Let’s go mixy boys! 🍊💰

Mal had me in tears this whole episode! 🤣🤣 what weed strain was he on this time?

Okay so autism isn’t funny but…..the way Mal explained the burger situation got my back hurting 😂 💀💀💀💀💀

WATCH THE STOVE AND FEED THE STREETS BEING MIXTAPE NAMES FOR FOOD COMPANIES HAS ME CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOO MAL WAS IN DISBELIEF😭😭😭😭

between mal breakin down that flamin hot burger to talkin about wishing to bring back the word f************ truly the best episode lmfao

The opposite of a witch is a warlock Leave wizards out of this 😂😂

Mal got loose again on this one lol…hes knocking down buckets from all over the court😂

"Guess who's going to jail 2nite!!" 😂

Mal: "Who da f**k is Buju Banten?" 😂🤣😂🤣

Mal was in his Bag this episode!!!💯🤣

"I was whippin, whippin whippin should be done by 10 minutes" 🔥🔥😭

This FN Meka Segment was much needed! Keep these fucking vultures away from Hip Hop!

Thats why Mal aint want her to read🤣 “Bantan” bless her lil heart

Mal around 50mins is fukkin killin it 💀💀💀💀💀💀

That whole segment about Twitter’s 140-character limit is straight FACTS. 😂😂😂

Great chemistry on this one

Party all the time is the best song of the Khaled joint ironically

Mal a real one for correcting her on Buju Banton pronunciation

This episode was pure comedy 😂

Why have I rewound the first few seconds like 10 times already?!🤣🤣🤣

Thank u Mal. I hate when Americans say Dancehall & Conscious Reggae artist name wrong lol

Yo Mal was on Baby D head the whole time! Sheesh! 🤣

Mal the burger has me crying 😂😂😂😂

Mal & Rory be like “put the picture right here” and the folks behind the scenes be like fuck it 😂

Not the burger straight off the grill Lmfaoo I’m dead

51:50 Mal deadass got that "you're not you when you're hungry" Snickers commercial off 💀

Mal you are the funniest podder ever. I love you

Yo I am dying at the flaming hot bbq breath segment. Fam didn’t even notice after biting into the burger! Lmao

Mal you been doin aight lately good last few episodes 👍🏿💪🏿✊🏿

I know wen I watch the pod it’s GUARANTEED laughs😆😆

Man Mal was fucking podding today 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

Mal: Did Meg Respond? Everyone: yea she did Eddin: She said “Aah! 👅 “ 🤣🤣🤣

Nah that burger story was crazy lmfaooooooooooooo

They sleeping on that Wendy’s mixtape. “Red hair in them pigtails uhhh”

It’s crazy I used to think that they needed Joe. Not so much needed him but he was obviously the main guy and they were kind of the sidekicks. But since the separation these 2 dudes have BLOSSOMED.

😭😭😭😭😭 Mal treating Demaris like a "Meg" this episode jesus christ

Who the fuck is the guy that sounds like Pete Davidson in the background?? 😂😂😂

“Funky ass umbrella” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao mal going in on damaris today

MaL def had Diner wit KD & was like i too wanna be in the 50/40/90 club 😂😂

The scare in the room whenever MAL speaks lol

Julian idk if you'll ever read this but I was mid chew when you said "Practice on the yard" and I spit chipotle every where. I hate you but that was fucking hilarious dawg 🤣

Lmfaoooo ayooo wait describing they chemistry was wild 😂😂😂

this was one of those S tier episodes

Lmaoo at mal correcting demaris with buju

Mal fed up with everybody 😂 he turning old and grumpy and it’s making him a great podder

"He Went On To Say A Lot Of J. Prince Things..."😆😆😆

Slippers rory! Really 🤣 best job ever home sweet home

51:53 Mal said get her a snickers lmfao

Rory slippers look like they been through the ringer lol

49:17 might be the funniest story in this pods history

“You may get a little fever but we ain’t taking you to the Cemetary” is crazy but so true 😂

Yo Mal roasting Baby D about Buju had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great pod my guys 💪🏾💪🏾

Hamburger helper feed the streets is wild 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 it’s really real

That’s the Hills have eyes roads😂😂😂

Yoo Mal was on it this episode...Top Notch Ent .."Get her a Snickers" 😂😂😂

This should’ve never been this funny LMAOOOOOOOOO. Mal wildin. But who is this random ass voice talking in the background?!

Mal in that thumbnail is craaazzzyyy

I haven’t listen to these guys in a while but DAWG…This was a great episode 😂😂😂

I love these guys man

Metaverse RICO trial whaaaaaatt

We need more episodes like *THIS*

Did anyone notice that ever since Tyler won the award that Khaled has never said "we the best" again? - Mal ☠️☠️☠️

“Who you checkin, this FN shoot East and west end”

The paper clip 😭

i’m praying for y’all, love y’all.

Next episode is gonna be Hilarious they got like every prediction on the Khaled album wrong 🤣🤣🤣

He’s in album mode Norbit 🤣🤣

"Feel your hair, throw it in a pot."

Kanye will do his listening session on the first train car lmaooooooo

“He looks like Tom Hanks from The Green Mile” 💀

Mal be trying to get the fuck outta there every episode 🤦🏾‍♂️