"we're both fat and ugly now" It's like they're already married🥺
@yewstew83122 жыл бұрын
TriHard CX
@Heydeeno2 жыл бұрын
Contractually obligated at this point. Looking forward to seeing the 2 year clause.
@rasenpapi56532 жыл бұрын
im so down for them to get actually married it would be the ultimate meme. miz having an actual ex wife would be hilarious this is by far the best content idea theyve thought up
@Doogler2 жыл бұрын
It's very illegal, so probably not a great stream
@Eridu2 жыл бұрын
@@Doogler nah they're in love!
@Hephaestus_God2 жыл бұрын
It's actually a pain in the ass to get a divorce. There was a podcast I listened to a long time ago and someone on it married their friends mom for the lols... they are still married on paper because of the money, time, and stuff needed for the divorce.
@atmosphere16962 жыл бұрын
Imagine they get married then actually start liking each other
@Doezha922 жыл бұрын
@@Doogler it’s illegal to do it for a green card, but you can marry who you want even if you plan on getting divorced right after.
@alo49122 жыл бұрын
They should atleast do a pretend wedding just for fun, even that would be huge
@ivanc72 жыл бұрын
That would be good content
@Adel_Abdulrahman2 жыл бұрын
i would like that but he wouldnt do that since the break up is still fresh in his mind you know
@lolkingftw48042 жыл бұрын
its ok mizzy, my old physics teacher has looked the same for 50 years (not joking), he's in his 70s now and still looks like a balding 30yr old, just like he did in his early 20s
@Eridu2 жыл бұрын
Copium
@imrguru14712 жыл бұрын
@@Eridu I think it's believable. My grandpa died at the age of 71 without a single grey hair and in his late 60s I got asked if he's my father and that person also said that he looks rather young. My grandpa was happy for a month straight.
@Eridu2 жыл бұрын
@@imrguru1471 ? Who the fuck asked?
@insanity20342 жыл бұрын
@@Eridu I asked
@loopidd2 жыл бұрын
@@Eridu you dont pull that joke on somebody who lost someone wtf
@JLujan44922 жыл бұрын
I agree with Austin that Miz just looks like an adult now. I started teaching high school at 22, now 29, but when I first started, I still had that thin teenager body and had raggy hair and looked basically like an e-boy. When I shaved, I looked like I was still a student in class. Around 26, something happened and now I look like a grown ass adult, which I've been for a while, but it finally physically showed. Students don't question my age much. They always try to guess and it always between 25-35, which is accurate, but that ten-year gap is something Austin was talking about where you'll look the same for a long time. Don't fight it Miz; just be an adult now since you physically look like one.
@orionxavier69572 жыл бұрын
Yeah 25 is when I noticed a change. I had a little fat under my chin and neck like Miz. And I started to take naps after big meals and not having tons of energy like I used to.
@GoogleAccount-sh6kh2 жыл бұрын
@@orionxavier6957 around 25 is meant to be your physical prime so im sure your good just push yourself
@orionxavier69572 жыл бұрын
@@GoogleAccount-sh6kh Actually what it is, is poor diet and nutrition. When you're young you can bounce back from just about anything and your body won't show the damage you're doing to it. That starts to change around 25. I think Miz is in the same situation as is probably a lot of streamers and gamers who live a sedentary lifestyle and too often consume "convenience" foods rather than what's healthy. These foods have a pernicious effect on your health which really begin to show in organ damage, disease (diabetes and heart conditions are the top killers), etc. Unfortunately society and doctors chalk all that up to "growing old." Which is not only an insult but it's perpetuating ignorance of what actually causes the decline in health.
@4purs2 жыл бұрын
@@orionxavier6957 ya youre rifht
@dirt_xo2 жыл бұрын
Puberty hit me hard I guess. Had full beard at 19 and hair fuckin everywhere.
@MikeTheBFG2 жыл бұрын
I like Miz' Alinity intros. The miz yell about throwing the cat Is classic.
@King-Park2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how good of an entertainer Miz is and it's even crazier how much more entertaining the streams get when Alinity is there. They are fucking great.
@timestampterry54152 жыл бұрын
If this is "entertainment" your standards are fucking low
@pithlyx2 жыл бұрын
maya was casting rejuvenation magic on him and now that she is gone he is aging rapidly. i give him 6 months before he looks 90.
@Nicaveli2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Kvh472 жыл бұрын
Imo he looks better than a couple months back
@Kvh472 жыл бұрын
@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 you are right, people forget so fast... he lost like 10-20 pounds while putting on muscle. sure his hairline receded a bit but he looks way better now
@WalpurgisDei2 жыл бұрын
I really want the wedding to happen. Alinity seems like such an amazing friend to have. She deserves to suffer in America with us if she wants. ❤️
@304Boi2 жыл бұрын
how about no.
@WalpurgisDei2 жыл бұрын
@@304Boi why not?
@throwaway86322 жыл бұрын
@@WalpurgisDei ever looked at her past drama?
@cristitodoran83212 жыл бұрын
@@throwaway8632 explain please loremaster
@throwaway86322 жыл бұрын
@@cristitodoran8321 just look it up, it’s not that hard
@pabloquinonez86792 жыл бұрын
I love it, it's just some random conversation popping out of nowhere and it's just skin care, to relationships, to getting married, holy shit. Just love it.
@FlammableHumour2 жыл бұрын
Could make a 90 day fiancé series out of it and then huge sponsernd wedding
@ayoCC2 жыл бұрын
Lmao please
@xEr_ror2 жыл бұрын
Mizzy really do be having his mid-life crisis
@WarNumen2 жыл бұрын
let's just make good memories 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@Rossmamoun82 жыл бұрын
9:32 "I don’t want my thumbnails to look like this 😦" the thumbnail : 😦
@Davon_Tri152 жыл бұрын
The green card chronicles continue
@Garoslol2 жыл бұрын
dont spoil that arc, I just started the season
@jdizon2 жыл бұрын
Marriage arc? divorce arc.....Miz has to give half of his boxes to Alinity
@xBezoar2 жыл бұрын
miz got better looking after the break up ngl
@janm.44962 жыл бұрын
Love the outro music by Ari
@jdewanep2 жыл бұрын
Mizkif literally looks better now they bugging
@TrueKraven2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: If your lotion burns (especially when it is applied to your face) it is NOT helping. This is a clear sign that your lotion Is too strong, and it is actually gradually destroying your skin over time. Make sure to use dedicated lotion for the face since your face is more sensitive than your body.
@pleasedundun2 жыл бұрын
LOLOL "who was Call me carson"
@_chilllux_75482 жыл бұрын
Damn ive been missing these streams ive had to work almost this whole week at the same time he streams
@LordLobster2 жыл бұрын
why didnt they just do secret santa, everyone gets a month to decide, beats the needing to buy everyone a gift, makes for a banging stream
@gmb98622 жыл бұрын
his beard hides his weight gain, alinity is helping him see that he needs to start working on himself
@traderofgodsgt35182 жыл бұрын
Yo is that going to become the new outro song? It's so lit!
@blaquephyrekendra17792 жыл бұрын
0:56 The look of a man who talked too much and someone says "bet"
@ai-eo4dm2 жыл бұрын
personally i think miz looks way better now
@treywayne29652 жыл бұрын
Somebody please tell miz if he gets his eyebrows done and actually well shaped it would change everything
@bbfuita54272 жыл бұрын
8:52 can’t help but feel like the guy who said “protects it from blue light” is throwing shade at Valkyrae but it had me dying
@pufferfish92722 жыл бұрын
The arbi outro never seizes to hype me up
@DarkTenseii Жыл бұрын
As soon as marriage was mentioned miz aged like 10 years
@J-GUT2 жыл бұрын
Don’t do anything Miz you’re actually the better looking side of twitch and you’re gonna realize there’s no point like you’re hairline incident.
@nagatosaitou2 жыл бұрын
you are not first
@treywayne29652 жыл бұрын
The KZfaq logo loading in the background really gives me anxiety 😳
@ljrk7772 жыл бұрын
It's the lighting
@Forginal2 жыл бұрын
ERAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGG ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE
@Pr0fridge2 жыл бұрын
The Loreal kids shampoo had me dying
@josh.salles2 жыл бұрын
ah so i'm not the only one gettin that defunctland fast pass video recommended :P
@FunnyDude1192 жыл бұрын
Seems like Miz made the process much easier this time around for her. She don’t gotta manipulate anyone or anything.
@itreallybelikethatdoe8292 жыл бұрын
yo miz and alinity would be a crazy couple doe ngl
@ayoCC2 жыл бұрын
Miz should shape his beardline Clean up his cheeks and have a clear line
@DanHosler2 жыл бұрын
9:58 hahahahaha I haven't seen that bottle in 15 years
@felar9392 жыл бұрын
Imagine her last name turns put to be Escobar
@ryderr1152 жыл бұрын
“Rinaudo”
@Toxic2T2 жыл бұрын
Mizrendino
@russellhallett2 жыл бұрын
It's the light in front of them and maybe not getting as much sunlight
@loganalt18382 жыл бұрын
I don't know what he's talking about. I think he looks better now.
@theterribleivan29582 жыл бұрын
Ari@home🔥🔥
@iownornot12 жыл бұрын
Please do this! it would be the best troll ever
@xRiizo2 жыл бұрын
Make it happen! For the views!
@patrickblack49922 жыл бұрын
This Austin guy just gets cooler and cooler.
@emmepatr71972 жыл бұрын
Ayo the outro was Alexs song wasn't it, the guy from the talent show
@8swat82 жыл бұрын
lt's for sure the lighting difference
@Trey_Vu2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I thought Mizkif was 30-40 years old when I started watching a few months ago.
@lektornese2 жыл бұрын
damn, that "who is call me carson" video is the reason i found Miz back then....
@BadIntentions102 жыл бұрын
miskif washes his face with "kid lotion"
@Lagger-HD2 жыл бұрын
his facial hair is ungroomed, the lower lighting is hiding some of his aging in the old picture, and his eyebrows are bushier, which make his facial shape appear different.
@Winterfellen2 жыл бұрын
They would mess around get married and then never get a divorce lol
@wusenrob2 жыл бұрын
It's really not that complicated. -Got fatter so less visible muscle and less jawline -Hair looks done. Whatever Miz does with his hair, he needs to polish that haircut -No beard but the fatless jawline helped, if he gets a beard he has to trim it at least below the jawline to make the jawline more appearant -If Miz cared at least 1% about his style, he would feel so much better. The only time he goes hard on his style is when he meets his californian friends but the change is so quick that he turns to shitty clothing instantly. Idk why people always overlook clothing and accessories, no one has to go full ham on it but at least get your own style, you dress like a kid, Miz
@ayoCC2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit have you seen him on fuslie on pokimanes stream. He looks so good on those setups
@DeiLux2 ай бұрын
Austin is right. Also there is skin care and today I learned that there is skin I don't care
@Jaxon2202 жыл бұрын
Fly me out to announce the prenup in Vegas. Will gladly do the deed.
@sluggmom2 жыл бұрын
Everyone goes through a second puberty around 25 where you stop looking like a teenager, your metabolism changes, and you fill out. I got a butt :) but also a gut :(
@ravexn10362 жыл бұрын
who agrees that miz is more handsome now
@MrFFHN2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the OTK sponsored Miz and Alinity wedding day
@MrFFHN2 жыл бұрын
P.S. That ari outro is fire
@xglixiax2 жыл бұрын
wait what alinity got with cyre since he has a versace robe?
@elijahbuscho77152 жыл бұрын
wtf kind of lotion does Alinity use that burns on her skin?????
@svaught322 жыл бұрын
Use Tula Skincare.
@aideniscrazy15362 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT POG!!!!!
@aideniscrazy15362 жыл бұрын
nvm Sadge
@jeanpoma5485 Жыл бұрын
Austin is such a great friend ❤😊
@mellowkidd2 жыл бұрын
Is that Pokémon music in the background??
@BomberBlair2 жыл бұрын
No way we playing Alola music at the start
@GarryTs2 жыл бұрын
His skin is getting worse because of all that blue light
@loveoffilm43272 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced miz is dating alinity poki and emi now
@GiodyneSTG2 жыл бұрын
Retinoids are usually for people who either have wrinkles on the face or acne and i gotta say I hate using that shit. I'll just stick to moisturizer
@AllAmericanHero172 жыл бұрын
This year was the year as well for me and the boys miz. We were looking at pics from 1-2 years ago and thought holy fuck we look so much older now. (We’re all 23-25)
@Notgenerationalwealth3 ай бұрын
Mizkif is just a 24/7 wind up 😅
@BenDover-cp1wc2 жыл бұрын
whats thesong he using for outros
@Shibby.2 жыл бұрын
Miz looks fine now, he really needs to stop overthinking how he looks. But I do understand being self conscious about some things tho, but I don’t think any surgeries is worth it
@SincereDoper2 жыл бұрын
Awww they're doing that thing where you joke about something you actually would be down for. Hopefully they have a long and healthy relationship whenever the "joke" stops being a joke.
@ljay30252 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo that is a possibility but not at this point, i don’t think they’re actually down but perhaps in the future actual feelings may develop, they definitely have chemistry
@jeremymartin14632 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@garrtt54472 жыл бұрын
People are saying this about him and Emiru too. They also used to say it about him and Poki and only stopped now because Poki might be dating that Kevin guy.. His chat thinks he's dating/ships him with every girl he has on his stream.
@kiwithief27582 жыл бұрын
you are actually weird for this
@EchoingHorror2 жыл бұрын
This is the effect of blue light on your skin from all the time spent in front of a screen. He needs a cream for that.
@nideya62082 жыл бұрын
rosi u already uploaded that or i think that u did i dont know
@solaire56682 жыл бұрын
rosii how do you feel that you ruined miz's moms perception of him
@glaubercandidopita2 жыл бұрын
React Gabriel Henrique O Holy Night React Gabriel Henrique Stand UP........
@douglas53672 жыл бұрын
This has inspired me to moisturise my face
@carlolechadores17152 жыл бұрын
Before and after maya
@chesterparish37942 жыл бұрын
What the heck song was that at the end?
@Saintballer4202 жыл бұрын
Alinity needs to treat Miz better or she's gonna lose that green card
@Foxxyownz2 жыл бұрын
Miz just needs to either shave his beard or trim and line it up so it looks clean. That and his eyebrows
@zzz-pe3mp2 жыл бұрын
you do look better now also yeah get married fr
@lilbits90512 жыл бұрын
It's the eyebrows
@barry362 жыл бұрын
Mizkif paul and alinity mogaeaueau omegalul
@Kingsugarsnaps2 жыл бұрын
It’s the facial hair and that he doesn’t have the same baby face
@ExpressiveBeats2 жыл бұрын
Ice's cameraman and twitchthot talk about themselves like the other 500 times, with twitchthots purpose being to make a comment about ice's cameraman that is slightly different to the week before (weight/hair related) and be posted onto reddit. Poggers content.
@fthat82602 жыл бұрын
If you start using cosmetics dont forget to start using tampons too