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@GrassesOn97
@GrassesOn97 6 ай бұрын
The depressed Oompa Loompa was the most authentic part of the event.
@tikimillie
@tikimillie 6 ай бұрын
The singlar depressed oompa loompa
@watermelon_god
@watermelon_god 6 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for her 😭
@whitestarlinegoodnight
@whitestarlinegoodnight 6 ай бұрын
They somehow managed to be more empty than DashCon.
@擢
@擢 6 ай бұрын
​@@whitestarlinegoodnightI was just thinking that 😭😭
@BREAKLIMITSGOONERTV
@BREAKLIMITSGOONERTV 6 ай бұрын
At least they got that part right.
@JJ-dh5vq
@JJ-dh5vq 6 ай бұрын
AI generated the images, AI generated the actor's scripts, AI generated the promotional texts, but then they found out the hard way that you cannot AI generate real life
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 6 ай бұрын
DallE failed to make a new building
@beancheez2905
@beancheez2905 5 ай бұрын
Yet… lol
@brokenkneecausebrokendream8546
@brokenkneecausebrokendream8546 5 ай бұрын
not yet anyway
@obsidianclorox
@obsidianclorox 5 ай бұрын
The way things are put around looks like it was dictated by an AI
@BelBelle468
@BelBelle468 5 ай бұрын
@@brokenkneecausebrokendream8546 considering ppl hate randomly generated dungeons in games, probably not. Something irl would suck for ppl.
@ii8thecookies
@ii8thecookies 6 ай бұрын
My school had a "horror house" attraction which was just a long, dark vent crawl with kids banging against the classroom tables used as vent walls, and I'm so confident that it took more effort than this.
@brominete9
@brominete9 6 ай бұрын
ATLEAST IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WAYYY CHEAPER THAN THIS SHI
@seangiglio
@seangiglio 6 ай бұрын
At least that probably had like $5 admissions
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 5 ай бұрын
My cub scouts troop made an assault course by putting exercise mats all over a staircase and chucking balls down the stairs as we tried to get up. That had more effort put into it than this
@zerocritikal
@zerocritikal 5 ай бұрын
WAIT MY SCHOOL DID THIS AS WELL IT WAS ACTUALLY A BANGER
@lolstalgic9602
@lolstalgic9602 5 ай бұрын
Bruh, did you go to school with Greg Heffley? Because that sounds like something straight outta Diary of a Wimpy Kid
@PirateKingBoros
@PirateKingBoros 6 ай бұрын
That woman’s Oompa Loompa cosplay had more effort put into it than that ENTIRE event holy shit. I feel so sorry for her. 😂
@Sninehhh
@Sninehhh 6 ай бұрын
It's not even her own costume. It's some bargain bin sexy Oompa Loompa costume like the sort you'd get from Poundland at Halloween, likely provided by the organizer.
@RomronGramsay05
@RomronGramsay05 6 ай бұрын
@@Sninehhh I know “Poundland” is basically a dollar general in the UK but it sounds likely something else lol
@PirateKingBoros
@PirateKingBoros 6 ай бұрын
@@Sninehhh “Sexy Oompa Loompa Cosplay from Poundland” is not a sentence I thought I’d see. Lmao
@AnimatedAndrew
@AnimatedAndrew 5 ай бұрын
I'd love to hear her speak out about this too. I also feel sorry for whoever had to make all those props (as pointed out by Pyro at 22:26)... Unless those also just happened to be bought from whatever Party City equivalent they had there.
@beastof_
@beastof_ 5 ай бұрын
feel sorry for all the actors lol
@Chris-ok4zo
@Chris-ok4zo 6 ай бұрын
The verse, "Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination" rings so strongly for this situation. Quite literally a "world of pure imagination".
@skraxel
@skraxel 6 ай бұрын
My balls strated to itch after reading your comment
@thelemmster
@thelemmster 6 ай бұрын
You stole that from the Reddit post dude
@Spineblorg
@Spineblorg 6 ай бұрын
​@@thelemmsteryou mean ''permanently borrowed''?
@Bextie
@Bextie 6 ай бұрын
all in le head!
@IRateVideosInTheComments
@IRateVideosInTheComments 6 ай бұрын
@@thelemmsterwomp womp woooomp
@David-kt5kc
@David-kt5kc 6 ай бұрын
"I'm shocked the event has fallen short" My brother in christ you are in charge of the event
@colliecop
@colliecop 6 ай бұрын
lmao there’s no way he was shocked like how??? you literally put game pieces in a dingy ass warehouse
@BelBelle468
@BelBelle468 5 ай бұрын
@@colliecop apparently he said he was waiting for some tech to come in to make it look like it was “supposed to”. Except I’m not sure any random piece of software or tech could’ve fixed this mess.
@Otacon2099
@Otacon2099 5 ай бұрын
THE HOLOGRAPHIC PAPER IF ONLY 🤣
@abloogywoogywoo
@abloogywoogywoo 5 ай бұрын
Don’t call a scammer your brother.
@Yummers_500
@Yummers_500 5 ай бұрын
he probably used ChatGpt for that apology
@optopesi2156
@optopesi2156 6 ай бұрын
as a scottish person, i can confirm that the only thing more scottish than the event itself, is that people actually fell for it
@noonyabeezniss4911
@noonyabeezniss4911 6 ай бұрын
Accurate They still vote for SNP, and they are corrupt and destroying the country But MUH FREEDOM!!!!!!!! Man it went from a beautiful place with hardy people to a woke mini China with a corrupt government to bootHarry so them falling for this isn't suprising, Scottish people have lost their mind and had of them are on smack
@dynastyhunter5
@dynastyhunter5 5 ай бұрын
The event organisers did a better job on this than Ayrshire councils have done on fixing potholes
@darealalig8593
@darealalig8593 5 ай бұрын
As a Scottish person I need Pyrocynical to stop trying to do the accent he sounds like he’s doing a pewdiepie impression if he was on fentanyl
@LordSandwich27
@LordSandwich27 5 ай бұрын
​@@darealalig8593That's what Scots sound like to normal people
@TextbookSadass
@TextbookSadass 5 ай бұрын
​@@LordSandwich27 'Normal people' get your ass off of 4Chan bro
@stagnantfox3027
@stagnantfox3027 5 ай бұрын
Apparently the girl in green hair was only there because she was promised 500 dollars for 2 days WHICH she hasn't even received yet by the event company. She wasn't an actual employee, just a freelancer. Poor girl. The amount of bullying isn't worth that little money.
@radec5437
@radec5437 5 ай бұрын
I read in another post (so take the salt in that) that people felt more pity Than bullying for her
@jamesverner9132
@jamesverner9132 5 ай бұрын
i honestly applaud her commitment. She did what she could in the worst setting and it left a mark. i am hopeful she is recognized for this and turns it around.
@ajaxtelamonian5134
@ajaxtelamonian5134 5 ай бұрын
Yeah that's fuck all for that damn. I reckon the guy behind it is AI too.
@Highbudget
@Highbudget 5 ай бұрын
She’s an internet legend now atleast, Gotta focus on the positives
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 5 ай бұрын
​@@Highbudget Oh god
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 6 ай бұрын
AI "artists" when they realize ai can't generate the attraction:
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 6 ай бұрын
woah this doing numbers
@SuperM789
@SuperM789 6 ай бұрын
neither can physical artists
@MeatThrasher
@MeatThrasher 6 ай бұрын
@@SuperM789 attractions exist in real world, no?
@jeus_cnt
@jeus_cnt 6 ай бұрын
@@jstar3382200 is such a big number I can barely count that on my fingers!
@TommyTom21
@TommyTom21 6 ай бұрын
@@SuperM789 Set designers when SuperM789 says they cant do their job:
@mr.powell8817
@mr.powell8817 6 ай бұрын
"Shoppe" is a common older way of writing "Shop" to be quirky, probably not AI screwing up
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 6 ай бұрын
He probably didn’t know 😂
@walnut4521
@walnut4521 6 ай бұрын
Pyro is not very smart
@LeGabrielMan
@LeGabrielMan 6 ай бұрын
@@walnut4521the barber parted his brain with the hair
@lukedavis436
@lukedavis436 5 ай бұрын
Yeah Shoppe I believe was used a LONG time ago. We're talking Victorian era Britain (and possibly worldwide) Actually there used to be a popular UK shop chain which was called something similar but I forgot the guys name. Maybe somebody could fill me in It was "Mr something's.. sweet shoppe" unfortunately the one nearest to me rebranded to just "Candy shop" a crushing blow to the joy once experienced within as a kid
@JLCL01
@JLCL01 5 ай бұрын
​@walnut4521 Pyro got that fatfur brap coomer brain lol. Please commission me, Pyro. 😢
@TheKayasto
@TheKayasto 6 ай бұрын
they tried their hardest to be WORSE than dashcon and still somehow made it better than dashcon
@HungerGamesFan88
@HungerGamesFan88 5 ай бұрын
eh... at least dashcon had the ball pit
@seratope
@seratope 5 ай бұрын
@@HungerGamesFan88 dashcon only had the ball pit
@BelBelle468
@BelBelle468 5 ай бұрын
Dashcon was run by a teenager so it BETTER have been better. Imagining a grown up creating something worse than what a teenager did by themselves would be something else.
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 5 ай бұрын
@@BelBelle468 worse, Dashcon was run by a teenager who was being manipulated and forced to take the reigns because the two grown adults who were meant to be helping her, just sat back and pocketed the cash
@Bonkpunktexe
@Bonkpunktexe 5 ай бұрын
@@seratope dashcon actually had a bouncy castle as well, it's just not nearly as well known as the ballpit. and also at least the dashcon attendees got an extra hour in the ballpit if they donated to save the con lol
@shroomer8294
@shroomer8294 6 ай бұрын
The blueberry scene in Willy Wonka was Pyro’s sexual awakening
@doggofriend7581
@doggofriend7581 5 ай бұрын
Oh no bro
@samtinkle9076
@samtinkle9076 5 ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment; didn't know if chat or the comments would say it first
@woketacha6112
@woketacha6112 5 ай бұрын
wasn't the one becoming a blueberry a child?...
@gjigaqaquj
@gjigaqaquj 5 ай бұрын
​@@woketacha6112 yes, and so was pyro.
@rish1656
@rish1656 5 ай бұрын
Pyro got a lot of things from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. He got his hair from Willy, he got his accent from Veruca, he got his "preferences" from Augustus and Violet, and he got his height from the Oompa Loompas
@ChristopherStrider
@ChristopherStrider 5 ай бұрын
someone said on Twitter this would make a great It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode and I'm living for it. "The Gang Learns AI"
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 5 ай бұрын
Charlie would 100% be the one buying “holographic paper” like it’s going to save the whole Paddy’s World experience
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 5 ай бұрын
I feel like one of them (probably Mac) would be freaking out about their AI art causing Skynet and it ending with the place getting burned down
@paintedpig3021
@paintedpig3021 6 ай бұрын
This is some Mr. Krabs levels of greed
@megajeremy90001
@megajeremy90001 6 ай бұрын
It was! It's the krabbyland in real life.
@isomericgamer6644
@isomericgamer6644 6 ай бұрын
You promised those kids Willy Wonka but all they got was cheapy the cheapskate!
@southparkfirefly
@southparkfirefly 6 ай бұрын
@@isomericgamer6644 "I don't care about the children! I just care about their money!"
@Echo-gb2vx
@Echo-gb2vx 5 ай бұрын
Even Krabbyland was better than this, at least the health hazards were exciting
@plexyglass429
@plexyglass429 5 ай бұрын
At least Mr Krabs made good food
@James-2248
@James-2248 6 ай бұрын
About as festive and “magical” as a psych ward lobby at Christmas time.
@sailormenji
@sailormenji 6 ай бұрын
been in a psych ward on christmas, atleast there’s stuff to do and the walls aren’t plastered with ai
@johncruelty1
@johncruelty1 5 ай бұрын
the psych ward was much better
@Hello________________
@Hello________________ 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, it wasnt a chocolate river. It was actually just a normal British river
@rainwobrain
@rainwobrain 5 ай бұрын
Oh my god💀
@pvzgamer6029
@pvzgamer6029 5 ай бұрын
Wait actually!?
@mattw99280
@mattw99280 6 ай бұрын
18:28 shoppe is an old spelling used by businesses providing a specific product. Another major L for pyro
@Kazuhira2249
@Kazuhira2249 6 ай бұрын
just ignore the 800 other things they misspelled
@globurim
@globurim 5 ай бұрын
​​@@Kazuhira2249yeah but that doesn't invalidate that Pyro is wrong in this one.
@sauviel6296
@sauviel6296 5 ай бұрын
​@@globurimthat isnt even a "MAJOR" L
@Lucas-Nunes
@Lucas-Nunes 5 ай бұрын
Shoppe or shop'pe?
@murlocmaster6192
@murlocmaster6192 5 ай бұрын
​@user-aeb87825 do you know for an absolute fact that the ai dident misspell the word and that it indeed knew what it was doing? Cuz from my point of view its far more likely it dident.....Wanna wager eachothers lives on whos right?
@eolha
@eolha 5 ай бұрын
5:52 YOU'RE TELLING ME THE LOLLIPOP WASN'T EVEN EXARSERDRAY?!?!?!?
@bluefaee
@bluefaee 5 ай бұрын
No sweet teats either! Whyyy 😭
@cactynemann4356
@cactynemann4356 6 ай бұрын
Dashcon if they'd actually hit the fundraiser goals
@rotritter
@rotritter 6 ай бұрын
not even a willy wonka event. it was advertised as willy's chocolate experience and they've stated that they had no ties with WB, even though the AI art they used had willy wonka in it...
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie 6 ай бұрын
Nahh, since it's AI it's clearly Dick Donka, not Willy Wonka.
@Scrimblescromble
@Scrimblescromble 6 ай бұрын
@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelienaw mate that’s Fillip Fapper
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie 6 ай бұрын
@@Scrimblescromble Bussy Bonka
@greyskymy
@greyskymy 5 ай бұрын
They are afraid of copyright so they changed the names. What I can remember is that the Oompa Loompas are called Oonkiedoodles.
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie 5 ай бұрын
@@greyskymy Oompa Loompas should actually unironically be renamed Oonkiedoodles though.
@jacksonwells637
@jacksonwells637 6 ай бұрын
No views in 1 minute. The pyro situation is truly depressing
@Bruce_The_Bull
@Bruce_The_Bull 6 ай бұрын
He massively fell off.
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 5 ай бұрын
It's so over
@SurelyNotClover
@SurelyNotClover 5 ай бұрын
It's Pyrover
@SN0ZA
@SN0ZA 6 ай бұрын
This one's sanity must've already crumbled.
@frogge7287
@frogge7287 6 ай бұрын
DEEPWOKEN!!! I LOVE DEEPWOKEN!!
@LmaoMamel
@LmaoMamel 6 ай бұрын
deepwoken fans are still bamboozled that he played deepwoken
@sorroren2711
@sorroren2711 5 ай бұрын
And then BOOM I get the bell.
@LStar80
@LStar80 6 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Glasgow, this was actually the most thrilling entertainment to come to this city
@lightraptor1
@lightraptor1 5 ай бұрын
real
@trasker6744
@trasker6744 6 ай бұрын
Someone should make a Gmod Prop Hunt map out of this like they did with Dashcon.
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 5 ай бұрын
the random box of spoons and the “candy” making equipment on the oompa loompa table would go so hard on a prop hunt map
@picklerick6036
@picklerick6036 6 ай бұрын
the worst scam was pyros haircut
@YodaOnABender
@YodaOnABender 6 ай бұрын
Pyro haircut joke pls like
@spicysubaru9451
@spicysubaru9451 6 ай бұрын
Pyro has a lego piece as hair
@freewifi239
@freewifi239 6 ай бұрын
Guys i will admit it stopped being funny a little while ago
@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach
@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach 6 ай бұрын
@@freewifi239 it’ll stop being funny when his hair starts being good
@vinnie3731
@vinnie3731 6 ай бұрын
​@@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reachyou know whats funny? I never really liked the joke either. This time was different though. I read the comment, and then the video cut to a close up of Pyro talking Perfect timing
@MaybeHarvey
@MaybeHarvey 5 ай бұрын
I feel genuinely terrible for the kids who dressed up and got that. “YOU GET NOTHING”
@GuyPerson-jt9tv
@GuyPerson-jt9tv 6 ай бұрын
"a pasadice of sweet teats" had me dead
@bluefaee
@bluefaee 5 ай бұрын
Willy after dark 😂..aye you've gotta pay extra for that'n
@mmgmagic
@mmgmagic 6 ай бұрын
9:42 It's a shame to see Dugdale fall so low after Utopia ended
@YodaOnABender
@YodaOnABender 6 ай бұрын
They were already being scammed by just living in Scotland, adding this was just cruel
@Blorp_
@Blorp_ 6 ай бұрын
Enjoy your £500,000 2 bed
@mcbamm5683
@mcbamm5683 6 ай бұрын
Exactly. This somehow made living in Glasgow worse.
@g-manfreezer1998
@g-manfreezer1998 6 ай бұрын
As a Glasgow resident, I can confirm I live in a slum.
@noonyabeezniss4911
@noonyabeezniss4911 6 ай бұрын
As someone with Scottish heritage It's honestly shocking how far the place has fallen It's like a some mini China now days ahahahahahhaha, complete with the corrupt government and abuse of funds and citizens
@epicgamerchannel6230
@epicgamerchannel6230 5 ай бұрын
As a glaswegian, yes we live in a shithole, but at least people like us 🤷‍♂
@l0lLorenzol0l
@l0lLorenzol0l 6 ай бұрын
The best part is the AI art where they didn't even check the spelling
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 5 ай бұрын
i know right? they literally could have just copy pastad real text over it in like 30 seconds, but apparently that was too much work.
@TechnoticPlate
@TechnoticPlate 5 ай бұрын
​@@christianalanwilson434I mean did they even need to? People still showed up to this "event", despite how horrendous looking the adverts are. If i tossed aside my morals I'd be a millionaire by now. People are just that easy to fool!
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 5 ай бұрын
@@TechnoticPlatei dunno, in this case it wasn't very successful. the more sophisticated a scam is, the better chance it has of working. just look at NFTs.
@5omebody
@5omebody 5 ай бұрын
@@zogwort1522i think they mean the art on the website
@SunshowerWonderlab
@SunshowerWonderlab 5 ай бұрын
​@@zogwort1522 CHATCHY. TUNS.
@daniflorin3459
@daniflorin3459 6 ай бұрын
the actor guy who spoke out in that news clip actually revealed IT WAS TESCO LEMONADE its so fucking funny how they had this little effort for the event at all
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 5 ай бұрын
it would have been more of an effort to just piss in each of the cups and call it a day
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 6 ай бұрын
"How did they get away with this" they didn't
@ripsquadhaha
@ripsquadhaha 5 ай бұрын
how did they get away with this?
@everythingpony
@everythingpony 5 ай бұрын
They actually did
@maaalfonso9704
@maaalfonso9704 6 ай бұрын
Shoppe ---- a deliberately archaic spelling of shop, used in the hopes of imbuing a store with old-fashioned charm or quaintness. 🤓
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 5 ай бұрын
Ye Olde Dildoe Shoppe
@NBrioDaZueraRules
@NBrioDaZueraRules 5 ай бұрын
anyone who uses the nerd emoji 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇹 🇴 🇧 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇷 🇹 🇺 🇷 🇪 🇩 🇹 🇴 🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭
@TheMetalfreak360
@TheMetalfreak360 6 ай бұрын
The "Financially free" video the guy posted looked like a goddamn hostage situation. Like wtf was that? EDIT: Now that I think about it, I bet the guy is in a financial situation where the mafia is gonna cut his hands off if he doesn't get the money within a month. That is what it feels like.
@eliasmortimer9564
@eliasmortimer9564 5 ай бұрын
Reading this comment took me out😂 too good. “Looks like a goddamn hostage situation” TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
@KaaneDragonShinobi
@KaaneDragonShinobi 5 ай бұрын
He's got his priorities straight, on the grindset for paying off his organized crime debts lmao
@ineedgunslotsofguns
@ineedgunslotsofguns 5 ай бұрын
'Become financially free' while he lives in the flat from Peep Show.
@kadam.z
@kadam.z 6 ай бұрын
Unironically the happiest place in Glasgow
@SuperWiiBros08
@SuperWiiBros08 6 ай бұрын
Glasgow's Dashcon
@Glitched_Petty
@Glitched_Petty 6 ай бұрын
Omg hello why dont u post anymore ?
@SuperWiiBros08
@SuperWiiBros08 6 ай бұрын
​@@Glitched_Petty Demotivation
@Glitched_Petty
@Glitched_Petty 6 ай бұрын
@@SuperWiiBros08 why ?
@ferdinand12390
@ferdinand12390 6 ай бұрын
willy wonka's self delete factory
@bignerd3783
@bignerd3783 6 ай бұрын
suicide*
@melbournepimp6929
@melbournepimp6929 6 ай бұрын
"Dude, she's going to be memed on. That's so messed up..." Proceeds to put her as the thumbnail on his almost million subscriber channel
@everythingpony
@everythingpony 5 ай бұрын
Do you think pyro cares?
@SenOutOfContext
@SenOutOfContext 5 ай бұрын
Oompa meth lab looking good
@riskingmybiscuit4209
@riskingmybiscuit4209 6 ай бұрын
It’s a Willy Wonka factory that got shut down. this is what happens when the government take all of Wonka’s items.
@samtinkle9076
@samtinkle9076 5 ай бұрын
OSHA claps back after all these decades and then some Scottish twit starts charging for admission
@scarredclawsgibberish
@scarredclawsgibberish 6 ай бұрын
it says "IMAGNATION" on one of the ai posters on the website 😭
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 5 ай бұрын
the "i" is obviously imaginary, duh
@eliasmortimer9564
@eliasmortimer9564 5 ай бұрын
I stand for the Imag Nation
@NBrioDaZueraRules
@NBrioDaZueraRules 5 ай бұрын
the sob emoji is illegal
@FinnGreenland
@FinnGreenland 5 ай бұрын
I love how the description literally was “We make fantasy and fun come to life” from FNAF
@marcushojunyong
@marcushojunyong 5 ай бұрын
Now you have me imagining Five Nights At Willy’s
@cellardweller5245
@cellardweller5245 5 ай бұрын
​@@marcushojunyongone animatronic and even he is just an underpaid employee in a suit
@marcushojunyong
@marcushojunyong 5 ай бұрын
@@cellardweller5245 I was thinking based on the original narrative. Willy Wonka is the Purple Guy, the four kids who went to the factor with Charlie are animatronics trying to kill the Oompa Loompa security guard
@bigguschung3847
@bigguschung3847 6 ай бұрын
Crazy to think a single mum of 2 could be paying £105 to come here
@Civfer762
@Civfer762 6 ай бұрын
This reminds that one episode from SpongeBob where Mr krabs scam those kids with a fake playground
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 5 ай бұрын
I thought we were getting Krabby the Clown, but instead we got… (sniff) CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE!
@pringleman8583
@pringleman8583 6 ай бұрын
Poor children. I feel really bad about those parents who got trick to come to that God-awful warehouse.
@nepawu5063
@nepawu5063 6 ай бұрын
“What was the budget, a handshake?” goes hard af
@lorddoberman
@lorddoberman 6 ай бұрын
**Utopia alternate ending:** **Dougdale is sad not because of his wife and being bullied by his bosses, but because he went to the Wonka experience in his home country of Scotland**
@thenerdbird5596
@thenerdbird5596 5 ай бұрын
Nice pfp
@ZlXer0
@ZlXer0 5 ай бұрын
the reason he's sad is because he's in scotland. maybe move to the isle of man or smth
@laughercake3156
@laughercake3156 5 ай бұрын
a quote from grampa joe is pretty appropriate in þis situation. "you're a crook... you're a cheat and a swindler. Þat's what you are. how could you do a þing like þis, build up a little boys hopes and þen smash all his dreams to pieces... you're an inhuman monster!"
@rokkraljkolesa9317
@rokkraljkolesa9317 5 ай бұрын
Ðat's ðis
@dopesickdog
@dopesickdog 5 ай бұрын
i have never seen that phoneme outside Wikipedia, that gave me whiplash
@Mawfet
@Mawfet 6 ай бұрын
I thought the thumbnail was a mugshot 😭
@ripsquadhaha
@ripsquadhaha 5 ай бұрын
yeah i thought she was a criminal that wears an oompa loompa costume
@seuzire
@seuzire 5 ай бұрын
"Mommy, can we go to DisneyLand?" "We have DisneyLand at home" DisneyLand at home 💀💀
@ThatDjinn
@ThatDjinn 6 ай бұрын
They had me at 'sweet teats'.
@cryebral
@cryebral 6 ай бұрын
him panicking while talking about the fomo book sale sounds like dugdale trying to come up with excuses for his boss not to read the order form
@sm00ly22
@sm00ly22 6 ай бұрын
this looks like what happens when those crypto game devs branch out into making a theatre park
@andremation
@andremation 5 ай бұрын
Pryo: "You can tell its AI because of the hands" Meanwhile the rest of the piece looks like its been dipped in sulfuric and acid and is melting as we speak
@KaraTheGirlie
@KaraTheGirlie 5 ай бұрын
The best part was the dude in the chat who immediately said willy wanker @0:52
@abbycantrell1369
@abbycantrell1369 6 ай бұрын
How much do you want to bet that this guy's responses were written by ChatGPT too 😂
@Echo-gb2vx
@Echo-gb2vx 5 ай бұрын
I would bet $5, but that would exceed the event’s budget already
@tvheadcontent
@tvheadcontent 6 ай бұрын
The "PS5 Launch Event" bit had me rolling
@Quadrenaro
@Quadrenaro 5 ай бұрын
My 4 year old came up to me at 6:10 : "Dad, that's creepy stuff. Why are you watching that? Let's watch Spiderman."
@greyskymy
@greyskymy 5 ай бұрын
The WonkaScamLand definitely is a horror film set except when it's done lazily.
@EPaevv
@EPaevv 6 ай бұрын
tbh if a parent looks at such a horrific, scummy website and still decides to send their kid there, its only their fault
@theholygamer969
@theholygamer969 5 ай бұрын
Maybe they didn't even find this attraction through the website.
@kiyo4476
@kiyo4476 6 ай бұрын
Honey, wake up, Dashcon 2 just dropped.
@sidfoster1777
@sidfoster1777 5 ай бұрын
Literally an Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy scam IRL.
@deergodrules
@deergodrules 5 ай бұрын
>be me >kfc doing a promo for an "exploding burger" >interested >go to kfc >ask for the exploding burger >kfc guy gives me a funny look and asks me "you sure?" >"yeah" >waiting for burger >exploding burger arrives >bite the burger >it explodes >wtf.jpg >they dont do refunds >go home sad
@ryanclemons1
@ryanclemons1 5 ай бұрын
Pyro was no doubt upset at the fact blueberry gum inflation was not real and made this video to vent.
@darqv9358
@darqv9358 5 ай бұрын
When he said "dropshippers should be lined up against a wal..." i thought that was going in a VERY different direction 😂
@Lycanzoid
@Lycanzoid 5 ай бұрын
Depressed Oompa Loompa is an Elizabeth from Persona 3 who relapsed back into drugs.
@lyleabner2475
@lyleabner2475 6 ай бұрын
This is like an Ed, Edd, and Eddy scam
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 5 ай бұрын
or an Always Sunny scam
@aiixlesgacha
@aiixlesgacha 6 ай бұрын
my ticket for 2 days at Glasgow Comic-Con cost less than this lmaooo
@megajeremy90001
@megajeremy90001 6 ай бұрын
Bro, they didn't even try 🤦‍♂️
@stfutoster4120
@stfutoster4120 6 ай бұрын
0:06 omg tea with milk river dam
@mrpay4444AYypIgEDLbwfZm4kjaQk
@mrpay4444AYypIgEDLbwfZm4kjaQk 6 ай бұрын
*_Even MrKrabs put more effort in Krabby Land._*
@Comedy-yj7ou
@Comedy-yj7ou 6 ай бұрын
My high school business project was more visually appealing than this event. Like, how does someone look at that and say “Yeah, this is worth 35 pound admission fee.”
@tunasandwich8049
@tunasandwich8049 6 ай бұрын
3:20 rainbow really be shaped like Pyro's hairline right here
@TheMegatonBomb
@TheMegatonBomb 6 ай бұрын
The U.K.'s second best monument after Big Ben of course LOL. I think if I tried to lick one of the walls thinking they were made of chocolate I would need to be rushed to the ER immediately.
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 6 ай бұрын
This shit still has me dying, was literally cracking up this morning at 5 looking at the replies from news articles of this “event.”
@SkopiousIsHere
@SkopiousIsHere 5 ай бұрын
4:20 had me dying 💀 "they never had this in willy wanka 😭"
@ItsKimbi
@ItsKimbi 6 ай бұрын
Cartchy tuns
@ryan55731
@ryan55731 5 ай бұрын
£35 to stand in an empty warehouse. AI truly is the future.
@ReinBelmont
@ReinBelmont 6 ай бұрын
A lot of people don't ask for a refund of their money when faced with a disappointing experience, that's part of the scam.
@supermegabenji1026
@supermegabenji1026 5 ай бұрын
This is why Ai should be Banned. It literally scammed people. EDIT: Paul Connell is the Actor for Willy Wonka in the event. He said he felt bad for the People and hated that they gave him a Script with Ai Gibberish that didn't make sense.
@chilledburrito
@chilledburrito 5 ай бұрын
I'd pay a lot of money for a true IRL backrooms experience.
@sirnerdsalot2641
@sirnerdsalot2641 5 ай бұрын
Genuine comment here, a KZfaqr that I watch, Chazington, has had all of their videos taken down from false copyright claims by a bad actor, known as Smash Bandicoot. Hope you see this because if a big commentary channel talks about it, it could spread the word.
@Chiledyz
@Chiledyz 6 ай бұрын
Pyro's impressions went from Scottish to Nigerian
@influx5821
@influx5821 6 ай бұрын
11:44 me when I'm watching a pyro video
@TaffySongs
@TaffySongs 6 ай бұрын
The idea of a Prop Creator art exhibition with themes like this would be kinda cool though! Would definitely need to label itself on the market as ’Prop showcase/art exhibition’ or something.
@TaffySongs
@TaffySongs 6 ай бұрын
Oh and not be AI shit lmao
@delididid5718
@delididid5718 5 ай бұрын
Look up Meow Wolf! It’s essentially that exact thing, it’s really cool.
@Hank..
@Hank.. 5 ай бұрын
he should reopen the same place, unaltered, call it a modern art show, and charge 35 quid for entry again
@braggski8540
@braggski8540 6 ай бұрын
I have been laughing... FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!
@eldercheese7858
@eldercheese7858 6 ай бұрын
damn no ball pit
@silverloveguns
@silverloveguns 6 ай бұрын
no creepy person in a bunny suit
@EE-iv5ej
@EE-iv5ej 3 ай бұрын
Billy Coull doing his depressed Vaas Montenegro impression for his apology with the clips of the backrooms-looking event made me giggle a little too much
@FlCl3000
@FlCl3000 6 ай бұрын
This is about what I’d expect fun in the UK to look like😊
@amoney1421
@amoney1421 6 ай бұрын
This is a scary insight to what scammers are going to try and pull with AI in the future. This is just the first recorded thing, id put money on theres going to be many more things like this. Also: Id love to take financial advice from a guy living in a psudeo prison cell 12:10
@toast1612
@toast1612 5 ай бұрын
it genuinely looks like that early ai image generator tried to make a building
@davidnybom8182
@davidnybom8182 5 ай бұрын
i feel genuinely bad for the children having to go thru this. People need to sue for false advertising.
@Dunce617
@Dunce617 6 ай бұрын
As a person who lives in Glasgow, this is the happiest place there is
@g-manfreezer1998
@g-manfreezer1998 6 ай бұрын
You'd be surprised how much shit like this happens in Glasgow. This shit does NOT help our already bad reputation 💀
@31webseries
@31webseries 5 ай бұрын
"It looks like an SCP laboratory" Omg, so true I died. 🤣💀
@MattyGeneric
@MattyGeneric 5 ай бұрын
This just reminds me of the *"Free Candy Van"* Meme😂. People out here trying to outdo *"Fyre Festival"* 😂.
@anukjayawardana8113
@anukjayawardana8113 5 ай бұрын
Words can't express how much I felt sad for that lady who was dressed as an oumpa lumpa. She deserved better than this.
@vimknighter
@vimknighter 5 ай бұрын
You legally have to have security at any event held in the UK. 1 Security team member (SIA CARDED) per 150 non drinking attendants, double if alcohol is being served. Sweety shops used to be called things along the lines of "Ye olde sweet shoppe"
@EJandEmmanGonzales
@EJandEmmanGonzales 5 ай бұрын
Congrats, you were actually faster than penguinz0 this time.
@harababura2634
@harababura2634 5 ай бұрын
Finally pyro talks about his barber scamming him.
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