Omg I've been sitting here for an hour trying to figure out what language that is, and even sending it to friends around the world to ask.. and it's all invented! Slap an L on my forehead.. lol.

The captions say its dutch

​@@PixelsPolygonsNPetrichor I know some Dutch, and that ain't it. 😂

Dutch auto captions are so funny 🤣

@@PixelsPolygonsNPetrichor That's what the AI thinks it is.

child birth in a nut shell

alyna lee stick figures lokz

im still laughing at that remark

The stitch has no end!

Five long stars

Wait that was 5 minutes

damned right ! (just ad a thumb up to reach 666)

Ah yes, Satan’s official phone number, multiplied by six.

I remember stars

I think Don is probably a really nice guy and just has a way with comedic timing.

PARPA, NIE FASHION, DE BETLE DUPLIC KLIMKA ITIT ORTO.......... (father lip syncing without voice)??

I think that was a Simpsons Reference when homer was having flashbacks

Same here, was hard to watch. But that ending was hilarious.

kinda... kinda... like .... getting you wisdom teeth pulled?

well, that escalated excruciatingly

So thaaat's the language. Thanks, oh lord of languages. Not being sarcastic either.

+DREWVIX1992 . Suena a alemán con acento danés... pero no deja de ser un ¿sonido?

+DREWVIX1992 wow , you're like some kind of genius.

+DREWVIX1992 Hold on, just going to make a note of that. Pen. Pen. Pen...

Dunno, couln't find a pen, oh, wait... "The language is an unofficial spinoff of the many Germanic languages. Remember Don's last name is Hertzfeldt which is very Germanic so he must be representing some kind of acclimated humor to his heritage."

Pro-Natalists; Not Even Once

campanella same

I'm seeing this before I get my wisdom teeth out. I'm very scared.

Of course I would discover this right after getting my wisdom teeth removed. So many Hertz right now!

you lucky bastard, I am terrified I Doom will make it ok tho

You: nOt EnOuGh ApPrEcIAtiOn Video: *560,000+ views* Me: yousureaboutdat

@@captainconcernedsr.5360 there are some shitty and cheesy short films with more than 10/20 million views.

how was it

@@beetlebby it well. I didn't feel a thing. From the time I was given the anesthesia to waking up post-surgery, it felt like I was out only a few minutes, despite actually being about an hour and a half. My mouth was swollen pretty bad for a couple days following. At the time we were still under a mask policy at work, so I could at least hide how bad my face looked. Thankfully, no babies were found in my gums.

@@Account_Not_ApplicableWell you probably didn’t pull the stitches so we’ll never know

“Klaiven schneepers” 🔪

do you live in a giant bucket as well?

***** No. But I am feeling fat...and sassy.

Paul Payton DOYOOOO

field ERASER And the big punchline is: There's a giant foot coming out of my navel

You're watching the family learning channel!

I am many black people

spastic pug?? hOW DID I FIND YOU HERE x''DDD

RRRGHGH AAAGHGH RGHGAGHRGHGH!!!!!!

@@spasticpug5209 I am friends.

What made you say that???

+FAH Holliday I AM FRIENDS WITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE

+GlitchMaster2 thats so racist

Morris Lee Hey, the video said it, not me... I guess

+Morris Lee Right because being friends with other races is considered racist. You are a troll. Go eat somewhere else.

+FAH Holliday I thank the Lord

betchya it was the same plane that killed that one kid in Balloon lol

Ohhhhh shitttt 😂😂😂😂😂

idotoi

hngbgrwrgb

Me too

it's so funny though

Yeah it is funny. I later realized that the same thing happened the day after and that I had a stomach virus. I'm fine now.

oh, ok it's good you're ok now ^_^'

Just to be sure, can you speak/understand German? Are you an linguist/expert?

... I work in linguistics, but Germanic languages aren't exactly my specialty, though I know enough German to get by. What I can say is that if the whole thing were consistently in German the word used for "God" would at least be "Gott" or something close to it (I'm fairly certain). The fact that the word used is "Guden" represents a different language, Swedish or Danish most likely, I think. But the way he represents the words "Visdüm Tooten" at the close of the film ... I'm not sure of any Germanic language that calls the "wisdom teeth" "Visdüm Tooten". (Even Wiktionary doesn't have an entry reflecting the words "visdüm" or "tooten.") (In Swedish "teeth" = "tänder", in Danish "tænder", in Norwegian "tenner", and in German "Gebiss".) (In Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian, "wisdom" = "visdom" with an "o", not with a "u + umlaut", and in German "Weisheit.") As to the end credits altogether, I don't think they reflect a particular usage of any one language, possibly not reflecting the usage of any language at all. The only thing I assumed, for the sake of consistency, was that whatever was being spoken throughout the film was the same as that which is represented in the end credits.

Amazing, thanks for the detailed response. It was very interesting read.

It's a jokey American/Midwest version of the Scandinavian languages, much like the Swedish Chef on the Muppets show. Some of it is real (nei means no), but mostly it's just using the rhythm and English guesswork. Well done.

This is Swedish.

Annie Trinity Oh yes. Certianly werid yet so brilliant. That's what surrealism for you. He is a gift to the world.

Weird is good.

Annie Trinity I think he's a genius

I think he's a weird little genius

Annie Trinity Has anyone else ever thought of creating a clip with blood from his mouth literally covering his whole body? Creative if you ask me

That's right Mr Peanut Butter. Yes it is!

Yeah makes sense hence the dad comment lol

bruh...

Yeah, I think it's like symbolic of [forcefully, and largely against your will] losing your inner child (innocence, playfulness, joyfulness and the like), usually at the hands of someone or something external trying to make you grow up and become a responsible adult and whatnot (facing all the crap of the world that adults have to deal with such as pain and suffering and consequences of your actions and so on), and then not being able to put it back in one it's out (you can never be an innocent child again once you've seen the [real] world through the eyes of an "adult"). Or something like that.

It really is man.

Charlotte Cumberbatch ikr???

Haha.

ALL HAIL TO THE DARK LORD OF THE TWIN MOONS

Kolby Villanueva RUB IT ON YOUR FLIPPERS

+Karkat Vantas MAKE PURCHASE OF THE MERCHANDISE

Karkat Vantas CONSUME IT

Merad Tinsiele Swedish if my ears do not betray me (I'm Dutch btw)

that's not german lol, i highly doubt that this is a real language. it sounds sorta germanic but i know germanic languages pretty well and it doesn't sound like anything i've ever heard of

It's not. It's gibberish designed to sound vaguely like a Scandinavian language. For humor.

maybe its dannish

This language is from Denmark.

Hopefully you will have enough room and not have any impacted. That's why many have them pulled.

What they did for me was cut the tops of them off, and sow my gums o er em, then just rip my top two out, they sedate you now and they actually encourage eating slurpees, but without a straw seeing as suction can damage the stitches.

+A Nony Mouse I think it was beautiful. Until the baby came out and ruined everything, at least.

+DaaaaShawnza life in a nutshell

TheFoxlyParody so true.

It's flutters

Gaming Glue It's me! Yay!

Probably a crazy psychotic one.

Aww, if you are going to go to the trouble of an irrational insult, you could at least take the time to spell it out

Zoophile

My guess is that 1 of them is just a bunch of fish sticks.

+HTFCuddles More babies. His mouth is a delivery ward.

The best thing ever.

It's better on LSD, Weed or shrooms

***** Funny you say that, since Don basically never takes drugs and instead fuels his madness/genius with sleepless nights.

FAH Holliday That's neat. I am more creative when sleep deprived.

FAH Holliday Jesus, that's a lot worse than drugs xD