this is how I talk to my girl every time

The way he said it too. LMAO

Admiral Akbar!

I know he has a widow but damn.

It's perfect

If he was still alive he could have been some major suspense/Thriller and Horror flicks where he plays the serial killer or dastardly bad guy.

"you know me Brian you know I'll do it!"

“Oh-ho, Meredith. You really did it this time.”

+Shane Gossman The pilot works his magic in strange, alcohol-fueled ways.

I love the implication that he carries an emergency supply of beer in the corner just in case he does decide to give up, he's not gonna wait, he's gonna let himself make that impulsive and emotionally-guided decision in the heat of the moment, 900 feet in the air, while operating heavy aerial machinery. Like he never once thought he could land and get to a beer, he was decided 7 years ago. "If my life goes wrong, fuck it man, just snap a few open and let's find a place to crash this puppy"

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Just in case that bitch cheats again

He was cracking open a jerry can of kerosene

What has he done before to make this a valid threat

@@__sm1441 Him and Brian both got themselves into some hairy places, besides his wife of course, AYOOOOO

Sean MacDonald he one of the last real ones man there ain’t too many of em left but you know em when you see em, they don’t say much but you know they only bark when they gotta

THATS the line. And the delivery is so honest its crisp and perfect. Trevor is amazing

@@senzubean7299 "How's it goin' bitch?" I said hey how's it goin'?"

I said hey, how's it Goin?

Lel

Chaminar Killz I love that you responded a decade later😂

BigTony1974 no form of art is too old to appreciate

Chaminar Killz true

Stupid whores.

I Am A Tumour ALLAHU AKBAR. It's not admiral

XyCLoN JoKeR have you seen Star wars?

XyCLoN JoKeR he said admiral tho

theres no such thing as admiral akbar. Its Allahu Akbar

XyCLoN JoKeR it's a joke dumbass

The tension during the phone call was great

This is so dark lol

Thats genious. I didnt even register it the first time

I thought he was saying “Allahu Akbar”

@@eyeballtree1234 he is

​@@holdenivy4481clean those ears out buddy

@@holdenivy4481no, he’s definitely saying admiral

“ADMIRAL AKBAR!!”

Dylan Branigan emergency supply.

Why did he have beer in the helicopter in the first place?

My exact thought

Dylan Branigan Just in case

Do you seriously not carry an emergency beer?

each one kept hurting more and more, but I couldn't stop laughing more and more.

Puppy flip off

It was whorrific

I started laughing SO hard at Karen Timmy.

If you know what I mean 😉😉😉

i love you

thanks

Good, and you?

How are you now?

It's a helicopter, numbnuts.

I really loved the “you know me Brian, you know I’ll do it”

Eight bottles to throttle, 12 to make you forget.

And it's used for causing emergencies

How many paws up would you give it?

I noticed that too, it seems to be their go-to name for the shitty wives.

Don't date a meridith

I will try my damnedest.

my dad cheated on my mom with a bitch named meridith

Because there are enough syllables to make it sound evil enough to attach badness to.

Man...that part was too real for me. I’ve been in his shoes before and you want to express to the person every single thought racing through your head all at once about how hurt and disappointed and betrayed and everything you feel raging to escape and her sit there and listen to it all yet you see her and all you can think about is how she was supposed to be it, all the good times and everything about you just tossed away like it’s all meant nothing to her, and all you can say is either “ILU” or “Admiral Ackbar!” as you throttle the evening traffic chopper to full power and tilt the overhead rotary blades directly towards her house. As they are your last words, and with a bit of luck hers as well, the choice is entirely up to you; both will have the same end result for you, while obviously only one of the phrases will leave a lasting, lifelong impact on your soon to be widow. Having such little time to contemplate the desired long term effects of either phrase, the helo smashes into the residential lot instantly flattening the house, erupting into a giant fireball and shaking the entire neighborhood to its core. The final thought that reaches your dying brain is “I should’ve said “I love Admiral Ackbar”” which is just as true as it is too late, though there is no doubt whatsoever this combination of the two would leave that poor woman in therapy for many years to come, at the very least.

chilldudeace Jesus dude that was deep as fuck

My thoughts exactly.

ZetaCannon ALLAHU Akbar

idiot

we get it, XyCLoN JoKeR, you didn't get the joke.

@@xyclonjoker2534 but he said admiral ackbar. It's tripple entendre. The reason it ties back to the scene thrice ways, is because terrorists shout it before the blow shit up, admiral ackbar said it's a trap, and wise men know marriage is to the state and therefore a trap, which is super deep. IDK if any of you got it, but it doesn't appear to be that you did. Which brings about the meta, watching people who don't know why they are laughing, yet you are and do too, is something special all it's own. Are any of you white?

The chopper killed Meredith

local news

Have YOU! tried..... The ONion News NEtWork?

Onion is the only news source to trust nowadays

@@benm1414 the onion is just news 10 years in advance

@@TannerRawlings the Babylon bee is great if you want news just 6 months to a year from now

There was an anchor who shot herself on camera. So, there's that.

Google Christine Chubbuck

Can’t believe he actually crashed the helicopter into the newsroom

+RejectedCaboose Geez man if you didn't want to watch the video, you should have just said something

🖕😡🖕

I love how it ties with the 50 Cal Bar sketch.

Trey Trent it's ALLAHU AKBAR

its no reference. he just messed it up

IT'S ALOHA SNACKBAR. DUH.

XyCLoN JoKeR it's a character in Star Wars

@@xyclonjoker2534 no. You just don’t get the reference

@No Bias mainly Trevor

Yes. S-e-x-i.

Skylar Schellenberg Lol Timmy.

Chara Jones S E C K S Y

bow Wow!

I think he got way do distracted

Alexis Bundrick ALLAHU AKBAR

+XyCLoN JoKeR You're kind of a dumbass, huh?

Theres no such thing a as Admiral Akbar. It is Allahu Akbar. look it up

IT'S ALOHA SNACKBAR. DUH.

Well I hope she doesen't catch on man :|

WAIT, YOU SAW THAT KZfaq HAS A COMMENT SECTION ON EVERY VIDEO ALSO!?

I SHOULD QUOTE IT SO EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FUNNY AND ORIGINAL I'M NOT

"The Invisible Dog" was a running joke throughout the entire series.

False Crucible it's not admiral

XyCLoN JoKeR it's what he said in the video they are quoting the video. Quit commenting that on everyone's comment

M8 LOLZ 2 ALLAHU AKBAR

idiot

Hah! Noooooooooo.

You crashed a helicopter into a moving car actively on a police chase? That's fucking badass bro. Im surprised anything can cut you deep after surviving something like that

AYYYY LMAO

You're cheating on a helicopter pilot, aren't you?

Typical cheating female

Sometimes I feel like that's how normal people must feel watching their usual sketches.

​@Christopher Marlowe Leafy subscriber