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Women fear me Men want to be me Children aren’t allowed within 15 feet of me

That poor kid, little thing inherited sams forehead genes

It’s crazy to think these men aren’t virgins.

Jippy - "can't wait to see the in-vid ad Sam promised me." The ad - *baby crying*

It’s so cool of Sam to take care of his wife’s boyfriends baby like that.

Must be hard for Sam, looking after two babies on a daily basis, plus his children.

"You wanna say something to the people?" *pug noises*

Aqua not getting the "a minor" chord joke was the funniest thing he has ever done.

I love how aqua came full circle and has now fully embraced the character Sam made for him.

“Do you wanna say something to the people?” “Hehfhgsha hhhahhfs ha, whea” truly inspiring

8:15 is the first time I have ever heard Sam be compassionate to another living being

Sam: “I got rid of my guns for my children’s safety” *12 gauge just casually sitting in the corner within child reach*

Well with a forehead like that, there’s no doubting that’s Sam’s child

Sam is one of the rare beings that is able to conjure a child that somehow looks older than him

Watching Sam desperately try to gaslight his friends into thinking they're weird for not being sexual deviants is truly something special.

It’s crazy the Israel vs Palestine joke was made almost 3 years ago 😂😂 shii still holds up to this day 💀

I love how he’s grabbing his child and there’s clearly a shotgun behind his chair

“What’s wrong? Wanna say something to the people?” Baby proceeds to make gremlin noises 😂👌🏻

1 week ago i actually had removed one testicle due to cancer, but the whole Lance Armstrong part really cracked me up. Fucking great video champ.

8:19 honestly that is cute how he brings his baby. Sam's a chill dad

I like how there’s a shotgun right next to the desk. Just in case someone tries to sneak into his gamer ghetto.

I half expected to hear a loud smack and louder crying when Sam said that there was a baby crying.

Gremlin noises. ✅ Massive forehead. ✅ Definitely Sam's child.

I feel like people spend weeks crafting the most bombass roasts of all time just to berate Sam into the nether realm with every time he uploads

Sam with his child is warming my rat heart

Him holding the baby almost made me think he was human.

2:10 aged well...

"I'm getting rid of my guns" Pump action next to the desk lol.

I see that Sam's child has inherited his receding hairline

Sam + Jippy = Most legendary duo on the planet

@2:11 ever more relevant Samuel

The joke at 2:20 aged perfectly

Jippy: Proffesionalism when you sell my merch Sam: *puts mic in infants face

General Sam: Im selling all my guns Also General Sam: has the Mossberg next to his desk

Watching Sam use the bomb lance in Hunt puts a smile on my face. It lets me know that although he’s a rat in Tarkov, he’s loving like a chad in Hunt.

"you better watch your baby oil" "you better watch that big ass forehead"

Sam: getting rid of guns because he has children now also Sam: Pump action shotgun right next to his desk

I just think its beautiful that at 8:23 you can see a shotgun leaned against sam's desk.

I like how sam goes off screen and starts making goblin noises on mic trying to tell us it's his "baby"

Aqua has reached the fifth stage of grief: acceptance

Sam: I’m gonna get rid of my guns. Also Sam: has a 12 gauge next to his desk

Are we going to ignore that when it comes to Hunt:Showdown Sam is insane

I decided to actually get into hunt recently and have been loving it. Great to see a hunt video pop up from you!

"I need to sell all my guns so my kid doesn't find them" (Has a tactical 12 gauge leaning against his gamer station where he is seated holding his baby)

Bro Jippy makes some damn good music, all of these years just releasing bangers

"Howdy partner" *at this point his brain had no longer existed and his head was 80% axe*

Poob be like “what’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss”

Another video that do enjoy watching during class.

"I've been stalking people and dumping their bodies in dumpsters since 2006" -Seneral Gam 2021 25:19 This might not even be his worst out of context quote.

This has aged like fine wine 2:10

"Israel or Palestine" really hits different two years later lol

"they're going to think youre a dog" me 5 seconds before this statement thinking he had a pug

Sam is the type of guy to walk around at night just to scare women.

8:25 was just Sam out of breath from standing up to quick

Jippy really is out here huckin' bangers like a newspaper boy from Leave it to Beaver.

"wanna say something to the people?" *Estranged goblin noises*

Yo when I first started watching these videos I was like “Jippy’s music feels like some MF DOOM beats”, and after looking at those shirts I can definitely see the influence. Jippy your stuff is amazing(idk if you ever look at comments) and I’ll be sure to put your stuff on whenever I need that alternative hip hop sound without lyrics. Glad I found your music :)

I like that Sam has a shotgun just sitting against the wall, in the same room that he streams in. The fact that he brought his baby in there, makes it even better.

bro shoutout to Jippy. Found out about him because of you and I cannot stop listening to him. Love Jippy.

At least you can know for sure the baby is yours just by looking at his forehead.

Wow, hearing that girl wheeze, you really can tell she’s your daughter Sam.

I was jamming out to Jippy's music at work last night; We need a Jippy bonus episode with a face reveal where they just roasts Sam and talk about putting up with his shit for years.

how is all of sam’s content just super entertaining, dude’s a genius when it comes to entertainment.

23:07 never noticed he catches his shotgun shell mid air

I love how important this video is, encapsulating cultures and world moments. Thanks Sam

Just bought some Jippy merch! Thanks for pointing out those sick shirts sam!

Literally just yesterday I went through and watched all your hunt videos so I feel like I made this upload happen

Sam likes Artemis Fowl. My respect for him know no bounds.

Gonna pick up some shirts. Thanks for introducing me to jippy now I'm chronically addicted.

Yeah honestly dude, Main man Jippy makes up literally 99% of your tracks, and they fit so perfectly I'm glad you chose Jippy. I love your editing style mate, it's excellent, very enjoyable. Thanks for the many hours of fun

Another perfectly timed video theme! The title itself...enough to turn a grown man to tears

Why does the new baby have hair like Marley's ghost from a Christmas Carol

He truly is a great father and husband. I heard him say things when he wasn't being sarcastic and it was all kindness.

You plugging the jippy shirts with his music fucking gave me nostalgia of when you used to do those cool intros with the music

I cannot wait until Sam's daughter finds this channel in ten years

7:10 Being in a group in-game with GeneralSam is like being in a relationship with Chris Brown

I usually watch you when I work, but I physically can't when I can't stop crying.

Yo that plug for Jippy just did the trick for me, bought 2 T-shirts, the art cover is sick, thanks Sam, didn't want my shekels anyways :)

Seeing your child really warmed my heart and made my day, reminds me of my little tike. Don't change, Sam. *More baby.*

Jippy and Sam's work together is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of KZfaq

Been a long time fan of Jippy ever since you started using his music in your videos, gonna grab a few shirts for sure!

Can we just appreciate that we have a guy like gen Sam in 2021? I'm not sure how your not cancelled yet but I love it. Lmao

A guitarist is the only person that can say they broke there g string while fiddling with a minor and not got arrested

was about to do uni work but this uploaded 4 mins ago so suppose i'll watch a aging man make dad jokes instead.

Sam you’re one of the only youtubers to continuously make better and better content as you grow. Although one complaint I have is there’s been a severe lack of Treyvon Martin jokes in recent months

I forgot about the sandlot till you mentioned it, got that punched me in the gut with nostalgia jesus christ

8:35 God I feel bad for your Wife's kids.

Sam actually had to edit out Poob killing all the dogs in hunt show down by stuffing them in garbage bags and slamming them against the ground.

I've been, dead serious, binging Sam's hunt showdown stuff for the past three days and was so depressed thinking he'd never do another one. There is a God 😩

I totally forgot about the chad warden transition, and it got me again. Wtf this is so atypical editing coming from Sam xD

The baby bit's start legitimately made me feel like I was seeing Eraserhead again

I am 100% picking up some jippy shirts, I love that guy

God the Artemis Fowl part hit home, i read all the books when i was a kid and felt so enlightened 💀

Sam uploading was the best birthday present I got today

Fridays are great, but this makes it better.

The best moment in life. Is when you go on your phone, and see a new notification saying General Sam posted a video. 😩

The best part of the video was seeing Sam’s kid. I’m so happy for you :)

I don't even know why I watch General Sam. I don't play Tarkov, I don't play Hunt: Showdown, I don't play RDR--his personality is just so amazing that I come back over and over again!

Sam's baby has the same receding hairline. Poor kid.