No god but Allah Islam way for peace and real monotheism Search about the truth with honest heart

@@amany247 Your religion isn't peaceful.

@R G profit?

@R G ok

@@ultimate0706 is peace always the answer??

About right.

Damn straight

Everyone else is playing "apples to apples".

I’m pretty sure that’s how the rock got this idea for this sketch

🤣

Lies again? MILF Evil Angel

So they turned it into an add

It's so common in SNL skits. They start brilliantly, and about two-thirds of the way through it just nosedives

This is a GREAT ending.

@@greenAbbot Yeah, I think "we'll serve anybody" is a pretty good landing.

Imagine a freeze ray that can freeze the Suez or Panama Canal in seconds. Just imagine the economic upheaval

@@RocketHarry865 I have a poor imagination.

@@RocketHarry865 You could also point it at the North or South pole and get every Nobel Prize for solving Climate Change.

@@jeffreymeehan3116The “experts” would just move he goalposts and demand even more money.

A freeze ray that makes ice dildos inside people when it freezes them?

@@Cadesworth Do you think maybe they were going to use "Subway" as the restaurant but their lawyers thought it might be going a bit to far.

🤣

I think Chick-Fil-A is crying a out this ad NOT being for them. Because when I think evil, and I think sandwiches, I think Chick-Fil-A. I guess I'll have to rely on Conan O'Brien skits to really put them in their place.

@@thedevicebook Chik Fil A has nothing to do with evil. But go ahead and "put them in their place." I'm going to head there right now and get some food. Just to piss off the kind of pussies who think Chik Fil A is evil. Now, WHOLE FOODS is evil.

White Castle basically said they serve kid meat... blatantly obvious. Hiding truth in your face

"Write that down, write that down!"

The way he said "Thats gotta be where the goalpost is" 🤣🤣🤣

@@TheBuri00 best part of the skit to me

Lol thanks headphones

That's actually true. Left wing authoritarianism and right-wing authoritarianism are both equally wrong and should be a reminder to all of us that extremists have no business in a position of power. Unless you're an anarchist, then let the AnCom and AnCap debate begin.

That's another thing I love about this skit, the other scientists have weird or typical villain costumes and Roy looks like a normal guy.

"So uhhhh do I win the contest? It seems like I won."

The real question is - who molested the robot?

Well,he should have.

@@gamefreak2383 this guy gets it!

@@binkymagnus oh stfu yall predators

Jack Mack you must be hangry

He should, that's the whole point lol

He did it when it was just a motherboard

Huh, I thought that was the best part. After all, hurt people hurt people.

You spelled 'best' wrong.

@@daltoncaudill9343 haha it was the best part and that's what makes it the worst lol

Yeah... I'm pretty thick skinned when it comes to comedy but since almost every pedophile was molested as a child, that part was just so realistic it was a little hard to laugh at (not that that excuses them of course, but it is what has almost always happened to them.)

OMG.you made my day because you actually got the joke.

@@1talldaddythis guy gets it.

@@DathrobeBwane Oh my God, no I don't! 😀

See, the wood guy is with me all the way.

Can't be an engineer, he finished the project on time

Molesting a robot os not a reprehensible act though. A bit weird though. Making a robot be able to feel pain so you can torture it would be a lot worse.

@@jasperzanovich2504 what if he gave it sexual feelings and then molested it, Roy really thought this out

@@jasperzanovich2504 the joke is about how cycles of abuse begin and perpetuate in the real world lmao

Roasted

@@lordgiacomos2551 Good thing she had that freeze ray. Gonna need it to cool off from that burn.

Good thing the shrink ray guy had a shrink ray, don't think he actually wanted to be there towards end

@@lordgiacomos2551 its funny because now the Rock is cooking freeze rays

Couldn't it solve global warming

Leave it to John Wick to say this🤣

I love the nice little touch that they have these descriptive movie names ... and then in walks Roy with his robochomo.

@Leonardo Cesana "chomo" is prison slang for child molester.

Ha haaaaa... This guy knows what I'm talking about!!

Yep

I wonder how many times he had to do that to get one that molested children

Um, I think ppl got that part as well.😏

Wait till you know that he likes pizza

Shut up

it wasn't like he just built the evil machine, he performed a ritual of flesh on it

This gave me genuine chuckle. Thank you

I’m upset with how funny I found this.

Pedophile: Those damn robots, THEY TOOK MY JOB!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH

And that's the actual evil part 😂

This guy gets it.

But Roy definitely thinks it's evil considering he entered in a "Most evil invention in the world" competition.

Ne he doesnt, stop saying that.

@@lodivt he thinks the invention is evil , He doesn't think he's evil because he only built it for the competition

Hannah Arendt would agree.

That was the line that did it for me. Lol

i mean the Mesopotamians would trap someoen between 2 boats and force feed them honey and milk so they S**T themselves and atract blow flies so they would be eaten alive AND S**T themselves to death and yes i hate that i know that

If you listen really close you can hear a woman say “oh” when he says that line.

.

The silence in the crowd after the first sentence haha ;D

Yeah, Mussolini used that as a method of torture during his regime. That’s how much of a sadist he was.

I was looking for this comment. She was so disgusted yet genuinely intrigued 😂

You do know that he is a ped 0 right?!?! Not acting at all!!!

​@hahakittymsms1183 yea he's definitely not acting he doesn't see nothing wrong

@@Mkings2 That must be why he willingly plays a character participating in the MOST EVIL INVENTION CONTEST ... this skit is 100% anti pedophilia and I don't see why any real pedo would willingly write and participate in it.

​@@hahakittymsms1183Proof?

​@@Mkings2Nah this likely took so many takes.

me too! I had a list and this was dead last.

i know right?

I was expecting another Trump/political jab. Like this robot has watched nothing but trump videos and will run for office in 2020 or something.

I expected something slightly more complicated, like the robot does any job a human can do and the robot is willing to accept 1/10 the wage, cause robots apparently like to buy stuff too.

I was actually thinking the moment they said 'most evil invention in the world' of walking booths that abused kids. I wasn't thinking specifically sexual abuse though, I was thinking something that'd beam tempting images into the eyes of passing kids, they go inside and it introduces them to meth, crack, heroin, etc. I'm with Roy on this one. If you're going to say you want people to do 'evil' and then think you can limit it, that's never gonna work.

I believe the theatrical lingo is "Playing it straight faced."

"Hello, my name is Roy" 😑🤣

its called reading what he is supose to say.

Evil* genius.

@@genki2genki what flubs? That is the character he is playing. Do you know what acting is?

Not just chess, or even 4D chess, but hyperspatial Go.

Nah Roy is playing catch

Nah. Roy is playing with robots😂

While everyone is playing checkers, Roy's mating children with his phallic shaped chess pieces.

I want to like but its at 666 :D

When the one guy understands the assignment better than the one who gave it out

This guy gets it!

Abit too well.

Unlike John Cena

Or......did he?

Yeah I went in a slightly different idea wrh the assignment lol

Honestly thank god for those audience members haha, they add these great little punctuation marks in the recorded sketches.

This is fucking disgusting. The fuck you on about?.

And he does it in, quite frankly, half the time

@@RobizGaming2024 it was funny. Don't take everything to heart

@@abdulrahmanahmed2915 What part was funny ?

@@RobizGaming2024 Dwayne Johnsons entire part was funny

YOU MONSTER :)

My immediate response to that was: "That seems... impractical."

pinazee I

I wish religion could find a way to exist without fear. Fear is the mind killer.

Redeye Flight Silence, Bene Gesserit witch! We all know that Melange spice is the real mind killer! 😋

I laughed because I thought he might have ad-libbed that line.

I just love the Mussolini reference. He could have chosen any evil dictator, but I'm glad he gave a shoutout to the OG fascist dictator, a rather underrated evil dictator in my opinion

Dadan 2 #MeToo

Take the 4 out

Only a psycho would find a "freeze ray" hilarious in an era of uncertainty over climate change. Sickening! Also...amazing blend of Brad Garrett deadpan and Norm MacDonald obliviousness from Johnson. "That guy gets it" and "I went in a different direction" were beautifully delivered lines too. Also that slight stammer during "...it doesn't seem like you do because, uh, you built a freeze ray" is straight up Newhart.

you can just say it.

Shut up White Caslte, you'll serve anyone, you know it!

Jeff Bond maybe not Trump supporters.

California NEEDS A White Castle. Please someone franchise it.

I actually they did. Apparently SNL tried to do some product placement in their show and the writers were against it and they did skits like this in their product placement

Holy shit. What if he was Roy instead of the Rock lol

Alexa, Play Pumped up Kicks 😌

true

lol

No respawns for you

Well do you want to win or not?

Plot twist. Their is a real guy in the robot costume

I cant breathe

@@nigels1383 and scrappy doo does make it to the end.

Well you know, the scooby doo villains are usually just someone trying to commit insurance fraud or something, not a supervillain anyway. They're just willing to go the extra mile and dress up in a ghost costume and chase around any teenagers that trespass on their property to maintain the narrative that it's haunted.

He's like The Professor on Gilligan's Island.

oh that's a great observation...science must prevail

The difference between real world evil and Sat morning cartoon evil.

Y'all is cho mos bruh

Even if it sounds evil scinece can take priority remember all the fucked up science researches in human history

This guy totally gets it

It makes sense in a way. Not the fact that it’s a human-sized robot that costs pennies to produce (that makes no sense), but because it could be seen as commentary on morality. Humans are bastards. It often takes incentive for us to do the right thing, but we don’t need much goading to commit acts of evil, or do things the lazy or cheap way (which in turn results in evil and/or disaster). Dumping nuclear waste in the ocean, not following safety regulations on a worksite, putting dangerous crap in people’s food... you get the idea. Evil comes cheap.

I like that part because he thought of massproducing them as well

The fact you gotta molest it for it to even work means he already outsourced good American jobs to the Chinese. Real bastard, this guy.

Beyondfate132 somebody call the police.

That’s the joke

@@korpiklaaniband2277 yeah, I got that.

@@kevindiaz3459 yeap, and a great hiden (?) joke was calling it "the robot-chomo", as chomo is prison slang for child molesters, and we know very well how they are loved in prison. (even serial killers are considerated 'better' people... idk, as a non native english speaker it hit me as i actually got the reference).

@@drewinsur7321 I thought he aaid chamon, a michael jackson reference.

No, this is making light of it. It’s there way of telling you they have no plans to stop doing this to kids in Hollywood this is symbolism

Murad Diab wow how did they not go with that

Mel hooprah White Castle must've done something to really piss them off

That would have been amazing.

They're going to get sued.

Murad Diab too soon ;-)

Everyone but Roy got the steampunk memo

those are my favorite parts. Always makes me laugh out.

as you can see the shrink guy is with me all the way

Miley Wadlinger yeah that’s what the sketch said 😐

You mean Roy and micronox

@@dragoblaze5 stop saying that! ;-)

But she isn’t as much evil as she is beautiful.

Anybody can build a freeze ray. It's the intentions that make it good or bad

@@Darklg23 then build one right now

@@thomasbenau2810 lol could you set the barrier lower

PlayoffL36ron I’d have to make a robot child.

Agreed.

Must be the hair

Be Cool tops this.

Literally not even a smirk or grin. Dude could have been giving a presentation on muscle-milk

Why is that ironic?

- Even in prison, inmates commonly destroy child molesters...like murder and rape is "okay," but child molestation? One step too far, go figure.

how the duck is Roy a monster? all he did was create a robot that COULD molest children, he never said he's gonna actually use it. the other villans proclaimed their intentions loud and clear.

@@aurumvale9908 He created a sentient robot with thoughts and emotions. Then proceeded to molest it so it too would become a molester.

@@jlui21 from what I heard, on a channel hosted by an ex-jewel thief, that it was anyone with sex-based crimes that were targeted and thus had to be put in a completely separate wing of the prison.

@@dickdastardly4236 He doesn't say the robot is sentient nor does he say that it "has thoughts and emotions." He was simply teaching it specific behavioral patterns, as you would any robot. A sentient robot cannot be made "for pennies."

This comment gonna have to get viral for aging TOO well! 💀

😂😂😂😂

He totally deserves to win the contest.

He did invent the most evil invention.... I mean I cannot think of how that robot can benefit humanity in anyway. Freeze ray could fix the polar ice caps and the shrink ray could allow the creation of smaller electronic parts to make computers with quintabytes (if not more) of storage and processing power cheaply.

Bladez10 or shrink someone’s penis so, goes both ways

@@deseanashby lawl, best response ever

First Last what if the robot time travels and molests hitler until hitler kills himself? Is the robot evil or good?

@@Outlawrockman Well if Time is fluid then the robot is what made Hitler into an evil warmonger and not an art student

@@romansnider4676 time I is more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff

Thats literally the joke

What if it is used to fight a monster who is basically a giant child?

Lol

What do you mean it isn't just a sketch? Are you under the impression that child molesting robots exist? I know that child-molesting parents exist. Surely that is more disturbing. Maybe that's what you meant?

@@MikeSpille just for the record I don't believe such thing exists

This dumbs down the severity of the robotic adults who molest children. Sad thing is that there were adults laughing at it. Went straight over their heads. America is Greece and Rome all over again.

​@@williegant4550 Unfortunately I agree with you, 2 things America suffers from along with a long list of other things are ignorance and integrity. Also it's sad to say that this is one of the only times in "comedy" where I wish they were using a laugh track 💀 Bless up 🙏🏻✝️💜

Well,God was with me when I was laughing my ass off seeing this for the first time.

The silence after that line has always interested me. Those audience members were unprepared for a fact like that coming up in a sketch. They were prepared to laugh, not to be reminded of the horrors created by a past fascist dictator.

@@CoryBlissitte and communist... and every social leader with power

@@keycrafter7471 it's not a contest

@@Chaobreaker tell that to trump lmfaoooo

Damn i didnt notice that

Is a robot capable of applying morality?

Unless they consent. Then its okay

Lies again? That tin can got memories of children

Who’s logic? The guy who gave a robot enough trauma to molest children or the guy who sayin “stop agreeing with me!!”

Bruh this shit funny at all.

Artbug but they are also laughing... 🤐 God help us all.

So it has an AI.

Artbug how do u do that bold text effect

Bold Text = *insert text here* between * Italic Text = _insert text here_ between _ Strikethrough Text = -insert text here- between -

Ergo Gray thank you so much ive been wondering how people do that

It’s just revealing that’s all, what people in the occult get into

​@@Resilientlyblessednothing to do with the occult, stupid

Seriously. The utter delusion of some of these comments is baffling

I'm just baffled by the stupidity of most of you thinking this is funny

@@ResilientlyblessedRevealing of what, you fucking asshole?

Eh, that was probably the least offensive and most accurate portrayal so far, but it's important to note that LESS THAN HALF repeated the cycle of sexual abuse. Recidivism is at much higher rates for other kinds of abuse because sex abuse is intrinsically more vile and less natural to do than say verbal abuse or just violence.

There is a bit of truth to the old adage "Hurt people hurt people". Many victims of abuse never go on to be abusers themselves, but the vast majority of abusers generally start as victims first. That's exactly what the "Cycle of Violence" is all about. (I'm using the term abuse in a broad sense, not necessarily referring to any one specific type)

He is the abuser! Wake up ppl.

You still think this kind of humor is funny? It's disgusting and weird

​@@1lovesoniit's a way they have of trying to normalize the horrible thing that happened when they were kids. Very complicated.

Stupid fuck

NOT! 🚫

Probably because it implies he's given it a ton of thought and research XD

It's not funny at all

Sounds like every infomercial for any new product😂😂😂

YUP

Exactly! The Rock's role was pure genius. It was so, IDGAF. It was perfectly shocking. He won. Hands down.

God damn.

When you tell supervillains how to "evil," or be "profoundly immoral," right. Edginess be damned.

I mean, it makes sense that the most horrendous and evil things would be done with this sort of attitude. I highly doubt people like the infamous Mengele indulged in making voices and doing the villain laugh

If they're willing to upload this, they should be willing to upload the "Uncle Roy" sketches from the 70s

The shows gone down hill but there might be a gem like this every now and then. They miss much more than they hit.

Yep this was brilliant and really pushed the envelope. Im surprised SNL did this. This is like a stand up bit from Doug Stanhope.

Are you on psychotropic drugs??

Cody Price holy shit man, shut up

NOOOOO MAN 😂

He really act that role to perfection had me laughing the whole time😂😂😂😂

I would watch it.

The molestation scenes will have to be tastefully done. It'll be tricky but I think a talented director can swing it.

Lol, hes like rick sanchez

@@Acesahn lol

What's the joke there

Super Facts🙏💯

Say it again ! Been putting it in our face since the beginning

You guys are the type to believe there's a secret cabal in control of everything, then turn around and believe they'd also be stupid enough to leave blatant clues about their existence on the currency we all use.

clevelandcbi I love his casual tone thoughout the whole video

@@namelessking7325 I love how he's actually pretty much doing his Barack Obama impression the whole video. You can see this, because when the rock played Obama, he acted exactly the same: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fKt4bMyivNPDqIU.html

Juice

I don’t get it..

medexamtoolsdotcom not really

Who says he’s the one who did it

No shit.

*Roy

Show me on the schematic where the bad man touched you.

daeryxaqueryx “HE-TOUCHED-MY-ACCESS-PORT.”

yeah when a room full of evil scientist think you should go to jail,you might have went to far.

Nah.. YOU are sick

😂😂😂😂 so funny

That was the funniest part to me! lololol

Molesting kids is NEVER funny, you need help

@@glennmacdonald6042 disgusting

@@Titoroski187 eww

They should have advertised for subway

@@Nidhoggxx86 oh Jared.... Just stop

wouldve been funnier if it was subway

This happened with Taco Bell and mad tv in the 90s.

Lol I would be pissed if I was wc. Lol

You really like exclamation points!!

StuckInASock

“So, do I win?” - Adolf Eichmann.

Congrats you watched the video

@JZ you're just mad coz i watched it before you

@@TheJimmyp427 I just realized that was a year ago 😂

@JZ it's OK. Because you are right. I made a lame comment which only quoted the video we had all just watched. I'm ashamed

I'm not actually convinced that they had a point really, I suspect that they had half and idea about a sketch, couldn't write the second part but went ahead with it regardless.

That's your opinion. The villains would be just as evil if they used their weapons on people, shrinking or freezing innocent people.

Jason actually, no, the point of the sketch showing cartoonish villains versus real world villains isn’t an opinion. The joke just wasn’t for you. And it’s completely okay to admit it went straight over your head, ya ignoramous.

Oh that's the point?! Oh do go on🙄

@@jason5409 You could do that with a gun, though. Now, a robot that molests people? It's all the pain and no one even gets to get off to it, that's true evil genius.

*Best commercial ever

I was the 100th like

Top Gear's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" Volkswagen ad takes that one I think.

You've never seen Gruen

@@MScotty90 Agreed.

The White Castle bit was thrown in specifically because the cast was told to include more product placement in their sketches and the crew thought it was a dumb idea.

Evil

Well the fact that white castle had the cahones to allow this makes me want to eat there, honestly.

That would make it a android with near human like feeling ......Ho!!! This is how sky net got made......

that's when the skit got real.

something only a sick fuck would say,jokin or not

Have you seen those Boston Dynamics robot demos? It's pretty much what they are doing.

John C John oh, so that is how they teach the robots to run and open doors and climb obstacles. the poor robot is trying to get away from abusers!

Yes.

Before retiring to the priesthood

lmmfao

lmfao!!!

Diego Martinez omg I'm dead lol!

lol. ur going to hell

at the time of the nanking massacre, John Rabe, a nazi, was the leader of the group that helped saving 200.000 chinese. How evil you have to be to make a nazi look like a saint

That would be an awkward phone call "No, no, this is not a trap. This is an actual call for assistance. Please hurry."