8 hours ago wtf

EmperorTigerstar oh it’s a two parter? I’ll watch this later then

EmperorTigerstar who's going to narrate

EmperorTigerstar love you dad💓😍😍

EmperorTigerstar I’ll definitely be there!

Oh hey

I like your vids

@Imperium Productions please shut up

@@housedawg-vw9zw wow thats not paticularily nice whatsoever

@@oumardiop1 well he said please so

Asscrackistan-Mapping well done

Perfect

Daniel Tsiprun Well... (gets a bottle) I let you know.

Yes

yay

benalor kurwa..

Same

Same man

SAME ajjajajajajjajajajjajajajjajaja

Same here man

WW2 Man - Fights with itself because they can't find anyone else to fight with - Is faster then The Race - Are great tacticians and can outsmart the race Race - Invades a less advanced planet and loses - Slower then the Imperium - Dummies

^^^

@@buddy5196 underated

I'm the race and I find this very offensive

@@buddy5196 Average race pleb: 1 meter tall Reptillian lookin ass Slow and idiotic Weak Average Human Warrior 1.5-2 meters tall (supersoldiers compared to those scrubs) Intensely handsome High IQ and insurmountable speed Strong enough to rip one of those iguana people in half with their bare hands

Evendur13 it’s nice to see someone talk about warhammer

Someone wrote a fanfiction if the Race came to Earth in 2026 in the Stargate universe called Contact of Races, which is quite enjoyable though you first have to read Contact at Kobol, which is Stargate x Battlestar Galactica

Same here

@@lt.x-02s-wyvern25 Personally I prefer Worldwar; discovering the balance By: AlbertG.

Alexander Meinhardt Unfortunately, it was cancelled and if the author wanted to restart it again, then it would fit in the current, late 2010s settings that focuses on constant division and polarization and other things....

You mean there's a what if scenario within a what if scenario?

Can I have a link to it?

Can I have the link good sir? It sounds interesting

USA : yo is that a alien im picking up? EU : it is! china russia look at this! russia and china : well thats cool! what they coming here for? USA : looks like fleet of warships Russia : lets nuke there warships and see if that works, i have some nukes hidden in my sattelites everyone except russia : .....im not even suprised..welp lets see if it works "explosions in space" the big 4 : yay we won! now than lets unify efforts and prepare for more aliens, this is gonna be so cool!

Soviet propaganda against aliens

Soviet Union: hmm 200m people is not enough what do I do? India, china, south east Asia and Japan: well what do we say? Let’s remove law AND TORTURE THE HELL OUT OF ALIENS, NO LAWS, NO CRIME, NO ALIENS. Ussr: well thanks for assisting Germany: well, finally my gigantic tanks have a use and Poland can into pace after this. The snow and the trees: 🗿🗿🗿 British empire knowing they already colonise the aliens before they even exist: ah yes what a great day to have a cup of tea Switzerland still neutral even after the aliens capture earth except Switzerland: 😮

All Nation's National Anthems starts together creating an unusual music which freaks out the aliens.

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@@averagecustodes2562 I litteraly just wanted to comment that, just imagine the doomslayer going solo into their planet killing everyone

@@zikotarghi7190 I will delete my comment of you want

@@averagecustodes2562 lol you seem like a cool guy, wanna kill aliens sometime ?

et 37 It wouldn’t be heard of, and the victory would give Australia a bit of confidence before the upcoming Great War II Also there would no longer be emus

If they are a super power?

That's too unrealistic. Like, how would that story even be written? That would be like if a bunch of tiny islands off the Coast of Europe was the origin of the USA.

et 37 What if Australia-Hungary was formed?

et 37 "What if Humans and Emus Lived Peacefully"

Not even. More like orgasmic.

@@andrewhoffman8427 RE: "Tosiev" The Race's name for Earth's star was Tosev and their name for Earth was Tosev 3.

I know you have probably forgotten about this comment but i will enplane it anyway. It wasn't a traditional presure mine. It was a nuke that was hidden in the ground on a timer. The soviets pulled back so the race would move on top of the mine just as it was triggered.

Or it was deliberately triggered by Soviets after they were sure that the aliens already on it (or in it's blast radius, at least)...

Imagine the war ending and you forget you put it there

The whole Iron Curtain was supposed to be mined the fuck out. There were units in the Polish Army which job it was to fuckin dig up those mines.

I'm assuming the Soviets calculated how long it took the race to move from square a to square b. Placed a mine in a location, that the race was headed towards, and set a timer, then boom.

We really just reap off what the 1940s started when it comes to warfare, aside from EW. Science went more into computers, transistors, the Internet and electricity as a whole after '45, so while militaristically speaking we didn't advance THAT much we certainly advanced scientifically.

You know they discovered alot of things we are only recently beginning to rediscover

and penises

@JT you have a good point sir.

@@buckplug2423 RE: ". . . while militaristically speaking we didn't advance THAT much . . ." Military Advances Since 1945 Automatic weapons Tanks Jet planes A-bombs and H-bombs Body armor Nuclear submarines Intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) Antiaircraft missiles Radar and sonar Satellites Spacecraft Night vision goggles

@Icy Knightmare RE: "Somebody needs to weaponize Ginger. It would be the world's most interesting biological weapon." That happens in a later book - in the Colonization series.

Kinetic bombardment only works from orbit if you can decelerate out of orbit not like GI Joe which would just keep orbiting. It would be viable with railguns or even normal guns, missiles would do the trick. Also how does the race deal with 0g in orbit?

So uh if you want to know, there are another three books under the Colonisation Series, then a single book called Homeward Bound after the Colonisation series.

@@spark5558 RE: "Also how does the race deal with 0g in orbit?" The Race rotates at least certain parts of their starships to provide centrifugal artificial gravity.

I think it is less intelligence and more determination and risk taking The Race doesn't have a equivalent to our Chernobyl or Global Warming There is always a Price for Power

What if you are the mongols though?

Except the Mongols!

Or just attack Russia by coming through Mongolia and/or Alaska, starting just a bit before winter shows up. This way the Russians have to 1) Put in all of the draining effort and manpower to march their shit all the way across this vast barren land. By posting a 'base' of sorts in Russia's extreme outer territories, and doing it just before winter, or at least at the start of winter, the Russians themselves are subjected to a long and ardrous process of moving across the country akin to an invading force. This will stretch out their supply lines and tax the shit out of them, but they HAVE to move across during the winter because if not, they run the risk of... 2) A solid base of operations already being in place in Russia during the spring, serving as a ferry/entry point into the massive country for any other invading force, which can now cross Russia during the significantly less severe Spring/Summer. Plane technology of the 1940's would struggle massively at crossing all of Russia just to bomb or halt the advancement of foreign troops, so it would all become a battle of who has the better supply line and attack/defense/planning in general. If the invading force is capable of forcing back the Russians, then the Russians are now loosing ground in a war that will leave their Western Side overpopulated and on the verge of an economic collapse. You might not even have to cross the Ural Mountains, just let the Russians collapse themselves as they struggle just to effectively cross said mountains to kick you out. Granted, this is all with the mindset of a 1940's era Russia. And this wouldn't be a one-year kind of deal. For every bit of ground an invading force would make during Spring and Summer, they'd have to bust their chops fortifying it against both Russian forces AND the extreme Siberian cold of the Winter. I'd imagine a full-scale invasion of just Asian Russia (Everything between the far Eastern end all the way to the Ural Mountains) to take the better part of three years under good circumstances, because IT'S A FUCKING HUGE CHUNK OF LAND and it's not mapped out very well even by the Russians themselves. Not to mention that this couldn't work in today's world, because Nukes. Nuking a large chunk of land that isn't densely populated or heavily used for the country, with the intent of taking out these MASSIVE forces, and with all of the radioactive effects blowing further eastward/southward into political rivals...it's not exactly a net gain but it sure puts a giant check on any invading force. Even in this hypothetical invasion without nukes, it wouldn't work in today's world because the range and destructive capabilities of aircraft are much, MUCH greater then they were in the 1940's, which would further stall out any advances Westward and would turn an already long multi-year invasion into a crippling standstill, or even more extreme, a total push outward after bombing out key points in supply lines during the Autumn, which would isolate posts that are more central in Russia, and leaving them cut-off and vulnerable to any sort of offensive during Early Spring. And even this is all just under the assumption that the Siberian Winter becomes a total forced cease-fire on both sides, which I would guarantee is not happening. TL;DR - You could invade a 1940's Era Russia from the East/South and take just about everything up to the Ural Mountains without too much difficulty. You couldn't pull that shit off today.

wait for it.....the mongols........ horde cheers

No one attacks Russia except the mongols!!!

I need a time travel machine ten minutes ago

@Jack the Gestapo Lol

:)

@@ColonelBragg you were supposed to say "I, Cato Sicarius, need a time machine so that I, Cato Sicarius, may use it!"

🙂

I think in the first 3 books they say about Race's Night Vision at least 4-5 times and it really gets under my scales. Also, you know that Sam's last name is Jaeger, right? :)) Jaeger and Jaeger. (I know you meant Heinrich). P.S. For those who don't want spoilers, for the love of God, don't go through the Wikis. Also, I've listened to the Audio books. (and basically J and Y have the same pronunciation) But this was fun.

I liked Jens Larssen. Poor guy.

lionhead123 God bless his soul, he goes on a mission but when he comes back, his wife is married to another man. He does another mission but the team doesn’t agree to go to the mission site.

I absolutely LOVE that entire series

@@lionhead123 I wish he kept jens as a likeable guy, that would make the reader much more conflicted than him turning into an asshole

Yeah. There's even a seen where he's complaining about the new Russian tanks being too good. If I recall they even have parts where the characters explain how close to Moscow they were.

Our favorite German panzer man turned Red Air force mechanic had a line complaining about advancing so close to Moscow one year, and retreating toward it the next.

The first four books are amazing the rest not so much except homeward bound but i completely despise Sam Jaeger

I agree. Jens Larrsen did nothing wrong.

He really didn't he got completely fucked over in very way possible

I Cato Sicarius Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, and High Suzerain of Ultramar. Approve of this message

TheBunkerBuster 105 Wrong channel, dude.

@TheBunkerBuster 105 #humanityfirst

Wait

Stellaris

I know right? I think Ussmack and Nejas even talked about how they had a technology that let them see in the dark but their Commanders thought it risky and chose not to attack, so I think it's moreso being precautios (Because their strategists are just godawful) than a lack of technology.

Yes, I think Avtar even mentioned that it id almost as much damage as their Nuke. Almost.

Merritt Animation kurwa

Merritt Animation, Poland seems to be the unlucky power in many cases.

*_Was That a JoJo Reference?_*

that's why you always see audis sat on the side of the road broken down

Justin Y. Y are you every where

Justin Y. *YOU FOOOOOL!*

Justin Y. And superior to aliens

And Charles XII

Dejan Vezmar LOL

Martin Fawkes never happen in this book

I wish Napoleon won

Dejan Vezmar The cold didn't stop the Mongols

@Brenden That's my question exactly. How exactly did they unify their planet? How, because I am wondering why the humans in this book's universe couldn't easily just do the same. And I don't understand how they could be nonviolent if they were literally planning on invading and subjugating the humans when they first discovered them in the 12th century.

This is pretty clear in the book, no nations, no division within the race. The only thing that I would have been curious about and annoyingly hasn't even been mentioned in four books is how long a lizard 's life is? We just never learn about it.

I have wanted to know this for so long. I have assumed it is a long time as it takes them at least 7 years to travel to earth (they travel 7 light years to earth at half the speed of light. Rember one of there light years would be half of one of ours.) 7 years is a long time for a creature with our life expectancy to give up. I can not rember if they sleep when travelling. If they do my point might not matter because they would not be worried about leaving behind family. I have looked it up and it turns out "Their lifespans tend to be longer than humans" but it is not clear by how much.

@@lukebushby3908 Their home planet is 24 light years away, not 7, and it took hundreds of years for both the conquest and colonial fleets to arrive.

@@Barabel22 RE: "Their home planet is 24 light-years away, not 7, and it took hundreds of yards for both the conquest and colonial fleets to arrive." Tau Ceti is the Race's home star, which is 12 light-years away. The Race's starships travel at 1/4 lightspeed (0.25c). Therefore a one-way journey from Tau Ceti II (the Race's homeworld) to Earth would take 48 Earth years. Cold sleep prevents members of the Race from aging during the trip.

Was it really mentioend in the series that the two other planets the Race conquered were tidally locked? That is something totally new to me.

Tosev 3 (the Race's name for Earth) is actually only the third conquest that the Race has embarked on. And while tidally locked worlds sound cool, there are none in the Empire. Home (the Race's name for their own planet) is basically on the near side of the Goldilocks zone with a range of climate zones, just mostly hot and dry. Humans do eventually get there in the last book Turtledove has written in this universe.

Not really. But in theory hot eyeball planets would in theory have a large singular dry landmass on the sun-facing hemisphere, which would in theory shape a culture with very little naval experience and a higher chance of early unification due to not having oceans separating them from everyone else. It's more of a general theory than explicitly exclusive to Harry Turtledove's Worldwar. And considering that life in our universe is more likely to crop up in stable red dwarf systems, it's entirely possibly that the first alien culture humanity encounters may originate from a tide-locked eyeball planet. And as mentioned before, the fact that day and night would be like well-defined lands to them, planets with day-night cycles and axial tilts may seem like eldritch locations to them, where the land and sky change in the space of several hours. ...come to think of it, would the cultures of tide-locked worlds even HAVE the concept of days, if the skies don't change on a quantifiable level like they do on Earth? What would their perception of time even be, without the notion of day and night? If their planet had a moon with an orbit, they could probably divide time into weeks, and even if there was no moon to mark the passage of time, at least on the dark side and terminator they could possibly map out the months with the positions of stars. Also, an axial tilt may help define the world with seasons, but without a noticable axial tilt (and thus no easily definable seasons) it would take quite some doing to map out the months and decide when the year ends. Star charts may help if the world rolls on its side, but if it doesn't then the stars would probably just sit there and not change either.

Yes

yeap its like cocaine for them

I think Turtledove mentions this once or twice in the books. Or more accurately, once or twice per chapter.

So British empire plus the USA?

It's called "5 eyes", and it's more a criminal cartel than an empire.

@Huna RE: "What if there was a United Anglo Empire (UK, Australia, NZ, Canada, USA)" Read "The Two Georges" also by Harry Turtledove. Reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Georges

Rofl My Waffles Then he [Cody] would lose lots of inspiration

Things would be less bright.

Justin Y. My boy I can't get away from you

Hezekiah McDonald dude same he’s everywhere

ZA WARUDO, TOKI YO TOMARE!

OH MY GOD!

Justin Y. Germany would have won WW2 with their cyborgs, or maybe they would be stopped anyway by russian stand users

Common Zenoric top 10 anime crossovers cameo

Historical Review R.I.P paintbrush.

Still waiting on that Top 10 CIV 6 Milfs

i knew i saw that!

Man this is history

Isaac Pola He does.

Isaac Pola Fegeleiiiinnnnn!!!!!!!!!

why would he? that humanity has another world crisis that he has to deal with including the jews?

HAHHAHA

Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein!!

Just go get the DLC for HOI IV, get the war of the worlds mod and fight some aliens that of course only start in the states cause merica'.

Ive actually wanted to attempt to make this mod but it would require totally reworking the game mechanics and making nukes destroy armies also think the frontline would need to function more like it does in the ww1 mod

I love the high aliens

This series was great!

One thing about this series that drove me insane was calling nuclear weapons "Explosive Metal Bombs" that and i HATED Sam Yeager that xeno loving traitor

Impossible, alternative history not impossible history

these are actually only the first 4 books there are 8 books in total for this the colonization series and homeward bound where humans return the visit

As someone who’s read the books, RIP Australia.

Papi Shekel Cody couldn't put in a swastika as part of a historical emblem because KZfaq thinks it's 1984. They'd probably ban nazi flying saucers altogether.

Agree his but he is comparing it to the flaws of a xenos abomination.

dark angels/space marines boi

Cruz Carrillo Salamanders for life

What about I Cato Sicarius the greatest of them all?!

Cato Sicarius you can stay in the warp...

Glad im not the only one who thought of resistance.

Its an awesome rip off though

Salokin god how much I miss that game

A glorious game

Salokin oh shit how’d I not see that? Though I think the books came out before the games

Liberty Prime yessssss

*BOOM* War over, Wolfenstein starts.

Augustus Mussolini Rip Moscow and London

Dann wäre dein Kommentar in deutsch verfasst.😜

The Russians enter Berlin in 1945 and the war ends as usual

Usecriticalthinking A video game would be better in my opinion

@@Fluffery k

@@juliomanuel1885 You'd have gaming journalist get angry over that, because the Axis wouldn't be considered the bad guys, and you'd have to work with them.

@@mrbisshie A lot of the book was about how filthy people felt working with the National Socialists. Still, I understand nuance is not a part of many people's vocabulary anymore.