Graham Chapmans fantastic oneliner response to a German guard outside Dachau. Here re-told by Eric Idle from the Live in Aspen show from 1998.
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@tomfinn65792 жыл бұрын
As my native German professor said: German humor is no laughing matter.
@AL-bu4hg2 жыл бұрын
Now imagine that phrase said by arnold schwarzeneger
@lewstone54302 жыл бұрын
@A L Arnold’s Austrian. Big difference.
@raywest38342 жыл бұрын
"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now." - BOB MONKHOUSE
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
Jokes can kill!
@anonammon59392 жыл бұрын
Your one-liner is better than this whole skit
@jaytc32188 ай бұрын
A German couple goes on holiday to France. The French border guard asks, “Nationality?” They reply, “German.” The guard asks, “Occupation?” The German man says, “No, no. Just visiting.”
@routeman6804 ай бұрын
You just made me LOL.
@tothelighthouse98434 ай бұрын
I gasped.
@joachimlubs32563 ай бұрын
A french border guard speaking english ? That's a good one !
@konstantinosnikolakakis81252 ай бұрын
@joachimlubs3256 “Occupation?” “Non, seulement pour visiter” Happy?
@felicityzeeman92122 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@johng30293 жыл бұрын
The fact that Germans had to outsource humor was a pretty good joke in itself hahaha
@tvdinner3252 жыл бұрын
Even if they made a hilarious show, the Germans wouldn't laugh? Totally pointless.
@johng30292 жыл бұрын
@@tvdinner325 the Germans would continue to rely on outsourced humor until the Russians mistook the _punchline_ as an excuse for physical violence... they have since rescinded their comedy policy and have had to rely on shipments of fart jokes from the United States
@Siddich2 жыл бұрын
@@johng3029 please no fart jokes from america 😪 i want the sweet sweet british humor…more! more!!!
@johng30292 жыл бұрын
@@Siddich it's the best we have for now, we could have given you some knock-knock jokes but you've put a no soliciting sign on your front door.
@jamesmcinnis208 Жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the Russians, after the fall of the Soviet Union, outsourcing courtesy by hiring Irish consultants for their tourism board.
@escapedlunatic273 жыл бұрын
A German joke: If you speak three languages, you're trilingual. If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. If you speak one language, you're English.
@janeweedon63353 жыл бұрын
As a Dutch friend commented to me when I said we were lazy when it came to languages, 'You don't need to learn another language. But if we want to get on in the world, we have to learn English at least.'
@escapedlunatic273 жыл бұрын
@@janeweedon6335 Yes, I've noticed that the people who tend to be best at learning other languages are the ones who have most need of it because their first language is little spoken outside their own country. The Dutch are one example, Scandinavians another.
@mightymorphin98163 жыл бұрын
It’s not our fault we made the best language
@bleughbloop85693 жыл бұрын
@@mightymorphin9816 You made the best guns and ships...
@DropdudeJohn3 жыл бұрын
@@escapedlunatic27 Scots, Welsh and Irish and don't they go on about having to admit its better for them
@waynedurning87176 жыл бұрын
Great (actual) one liner also by Python... "Germans know how to laugh they just don't know when." Which is fucking brilliant.
@zapkvr3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@sabbracadabra83673 жыл бұрын
Germans like to laugh as much as anyone! It's just Germans laugh once the work is done.
@waynedurning87173 жыл бұрын
@@sabbracadabra8367 🙄 lol
@paulhomsy27513 жыл бұрын
Really ? Fucking brilliant ?
@waynedurning87173 жыл бұрын
@@paulhomsy2751 no?
@nationaltrevor2553 жыл бұрын
When manager of Celtic, Gordon Strachan was approached by a TV interviewer at a game and was asked "Gordon, can we have a quick word?" He replied "Velocity," and walked off.. Brilliant.
@rooseveltbrentwood96542 жыл бұрын
While coach of the Buccaneers John Mckay was asked what he thought of his team’s execution. He said “I’m for it”
@anonygent2 жыл бұрын
I stood up at my cousin's wedding and said, "Plethora," and sat down again. She said, "Thank you, that means a lot."
@rooseveltbrentwood96542 жыл бұрын
@@anonygent Sounds like jimmy carr lol
@mcfcguvnors2 жыл бұрын
Pundit in the 80s n John Salakos protest at playing a game of football on sunday cos he was religious ,pundit said god wont mind he invented the damn game
@josephjames43262 жыл бұрын
He was manager of Coventry when he came out with that, quite a few years before his Celtic job.
@lanternman132 жыл бұрын
As a German, I have to get involved. For us Germans, humor is a very serious matter. At school, we receive intensive training on how to understand humor correctly, and we are obliged to successfully complete a high-level humor course while we are still at school. The success of this program speaks for its correctness. We are very proud of what we have achieved. Scientific source: Institute H. Kloettenschreck (Berlin)
@cadaverdog14242 жыл бұрын
Nazi nation__
@wintonhudelson22522 жыл бұрын
Und you vill laugh when ve tell you.....!
@didiernaimdefli2 жыл бұрын
this
@kayleighbrown4592 жыл бұрын
The best thing is, I don't even know if you're joking.
@IANFLEGAS Жыл бұрын
Germans are clearly the kings of DRY humor
@cricketbat092 жыл бұрын
Sign outside a German clock repair shop: 'We have ways of making you tock.'
@senzanome29122 жыл бұрын
Very funny!
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_2 жыл бұрын
“Vee haff vayz ov mekingk yuu tock!” There, I added the accent for you!
@catra1952 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the clocks in that store they only strike the hour NEIN NEIN NEIN
@senzanome29122 жыл бұрын
@@catra195 Sehr funny!
@senzanome29122 жыл бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ On zat note, zis should be of interest: European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
@mssedmebich15 жыл бұрын
Commedian Emo Phillips had a joke about his German brother in law complaining that you just can't find a good bagel in Berlin. Emo reply's "And who's fault is that?"
@sorellman3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling not a lot of people got the joke here. (Only 7 of us, so far, as in 12 years later). Supposedly the Jewish people in Poland created the bagel, and yes, there is no better bagel than a Jewish bagel. Considering what the Germans did to the Jewish people, no wonder that you can't find a good bagel in Berlin. Dark joke.
@TheMrSuge3 жыл бұрын
It took me about 10 seconds, but I got the joke
@chrisb80753 жыл бұрын
Sp "who's" should be "whose"
@sorellman3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisb8075 Finally somebody noticed that after 12 years!!!!
@TheDoodoosh3 жыл бұрын
@@sorellman But you can always visit Poland and try Polish obwarzanek instead ;)
@timothypowell8624 Жыл бұрын
A German child said to his parents "I want to be a comedian when I grow up". And they all laughed at him. Well they are not laughing now.
@defectivepikachu4582 Жыл бұрын
thats a good one
@tvgcmma9215 Жыл бұрын
Bob monkhouse
@zacmumblethunder7466 Жыл бұрын
@@tvgcmma9215 Ah, good old Bob. He always wanted to die peacefully in his sleep, like his father did. Not screaming in terror like his father's passengers.
@barmouthbridge8772 Жыл бұрын
@@zacmumblethunder7466 And Chubby Brown's rip-off of it - I always remember my dad's last words ; "Fuck me a bus" James Corden will by now have used all of these obviously.
@robmangeri777 Жыл бұрын
That is the most unresolved punchline ever. I’m still wondering if the boy succeeded or failed or if it even mattered. 😳 (Brilliant 😎👍🏼)
@iguacu3517 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Robin Williams' bit when an audience member asked him why there wasn't so much comedy in Germany, and he replied, “Did you ever think you might have killed off all the funny people?” 😂
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
Oh, that's really biting - and Williams tipping his hat to the very Great tradition of humour in Jewish culture, miles ahead of anyone else as far as I can see. And I have been avidly reading, watching, and listening to humour for 50+ years.
@simongross3122 Жыл бұрын
That's hilarious :)
@Mumwaldee4 ай бұрын
@@marshwetland3808 And then he offed himself.
@marshwetland38084 ай бұрын
@@MumwaldeeWhat's your point?
@Mumwaldee4 ай бұрын
@@marshwetland3808 That he was talking about Germans killing off funny people but he killed himself?
@eug_metta2 жыл бұрын
German joke: Why did Stasi agents always work in groups of three? One to do the reading. One to do the writing. And one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
@JLar-bb5hl2 жыл бұрын
Underrated humour!😅
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
@@JLar-bb5hl Underraided.
@gentlemanjim4802 жыл бұрын
I heard that joke in Communist Czechoslovakia in the 1970s about the Czech security services. It’s not a German joke per we, it is a joke that existed in every country under Communism in Central and Eastern Europe.
@idegteke2 жыл бұрын
It’s probably Soviet humor because we had something similar in the communist Hungary but could well be from the DDR, too...
@Mainyehc Жыл бұрын
We also tell that joke in Portugal, but with the KGB instead… Definitely from the Cold War days. ;) Or maybe it was my aunt, who lived in Warsaw during that time, who personally recounted the joke to my family, because I don’t ever recall listening to it outside of that setting and everyone I know of who I tell it to seems to not know it, so there’s that.
@tourdeforce1713 жыл бұрын
Graham Chapman, you absolute legend. Years after your death and you're still making people laugh. RIP
@mfsw373 жыл бұрын
That is Eric Idle
@fedupamerican2962 жыл бұрын
@@mfsw37 but Graham Chapman said the one liner.
@gr8dvd2 жыл бұрын
💯 Seeing this 1998 clip in 2022, Chapman died nearly a decade before this sit-down interview…. being Jewish, wasn’t expecting to find humor in a Holocaust joke.
@tejmar Жыл бұрын
He's dead? When did that happen!
@THE-HammerMan Жыл бұрын
He's not dead. I saw him just last week at the grocer's buying cans of Spam.
@HolyHeinz3 жыл бұрын
I love Monty Python! Humoreless Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡
@mralsfan69964 жыл бұрын
I'm 72 and the Pythons were the best form of comedy for my generation. All the others including Saturday Night Live owe the Pythons big time for breaking through the stodgy, boring humor that preceded them. They were the Beatles of the comedy world.
@elmonte5lim2 жыл бұрын
I suspect that The Goon Show may have been a bridge too far for the other side of the pond.
@freddieh55392 жыл бұрын
I fart in your general direction.
@its66962 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@TheLibran12 жыл бұрын
Interesting observation, that sounds abt right from my exposure to older comedy. (Higher than average person, lower than a person of the relevant age.)
@MarcillaSmith2 жыл бұрын
So does that make _Laugh In_ the Elvis of the comedy world, and Dick Gregory the Robert Johnson?
@alvarorodriguez15922 жыл бұрын
I think the phrase " We have no sense of humor, but we understand you do", is genious. honestly the funniest part of this monologue is a quote of this german Guy.
@DonHawthorne11 жыл бұрын
For me, this is the single funniest thing anyone has ever said. I love it because Chapman summed up perfectly everything that is wrong with humor and everything that is Good about it. Humor lets us stare down evil, tragedy, even horror, slap it in the face and spit in its eye, and laugh at its impotence. Humor reminds us that while people can be beaten, broken - and yes, even burned - they can never be defeated if they are willing to laugh. Because laughter is joy. And joy is Life.
@whitewittock2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@shem2692 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@datadavis2 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the absurd amounts of humor needed in ww1 trenches. Or watch blackadder!
@castleanthrax1833 Жыл бұрын
Speaking of impotence..... Did you hear about the African-American who wore a tuxedo when he went to get a vasectomy. He said "if I'm going to be impotent, I wanna look impotent". 😁
@MajandraFan Жыл бұрын
@@castleanthrax1833 Mo' Money
@williardbillmore5713 Жыл бұрын
Eric can really deliver a story. I don't usually laugh out loud at my computer ...but I did here.
@colinfangle73793 жыл бұрын
I was in Brussels, taking a photo of a mural inside the main station before jumping on the train. This guy came up to me, and asked me if I wanted him to take a pic with me in front of the mural, I said no thanks. He said, ah you from the UK ? I said yeah, he said he was from Germany. We had quick chat about football. then he said, oh he loves British shows, comedy shows. He loves things like Fawlty towers (with the goose-stepping) and Allo Allo - he just cracks up watching it, he said. He said many Germans don't like it, but he loves it all. We chatted and laughed a bit more about a few things before we said our goodbyes. Couldn't have met a nicer bloke!
@hankkingsley93002 жыл бұрын
Good thing you didn't let him take your picture you never would have seen your camera again
@ThisIsWideAngle3 жыл бұрын
It was Alfred Biolek who brought the Pythons to Germany. He spend a lifetime in broadcasting, always in an area between entertainment and culture and forever one of the most humble, curios and interested people German television has ever seen. He was the producer of Monty Python’s Fliegender Zirkus and him saying "Us Germans don´t have a sense of humor, but we understand you do" sounds totally plausible.
@hlysnan6418 Жыл бұрын
…and it’s a pretty good line, besides.
@davidpeacock463211 ай бұрын
That sort of humour would have been way too subtle for a member of Monty Python. So much for an Oxbridge education and "comedy genius". Monty Python were not half as clever or funny as they thought they were.
@BeatleSoph15 жыл бұрын
I love when he says "Not heard of this" Graham Chapman rocks. Cleese's speech at his funeral is really great and does him justice. Pythons rock!
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
As a puntheist I really appreciate that Monty Python do NOT take the "fun" out of "funeral".
@milorodriguez37396 жыл бұрын
It was a one liner when it happened, guys. He had to explain the context.. It's an interview
@littleghostfilms30123 жыл бұрын
But it's still funny!
@squillen3 жыл бұрын
yeah i think our boy Milo is just defending the video title from the geniuses that heard multiple sentences and wanted the world to know
@redyellowpink013 жыл бұрын
@@squillen i think they'd be more disappointed if the video was just him saying "tell them we're Jewish" and that's it
@urbsurbisf3 жыл бұрын
If you play these words in the head wiz a ferry schtronng tsch'man axe 'nt, it magically adds up.
@Prometheus8333 жыл бұрын
You sound like a German.
@cheapseats123 жыл бұрын
"Tell them we're Jewish" 🤣 RIP Graham Chapman and God Bless Monty Python
@mikaelbiilmann68263 жыл бұрын
Eric Idle said in the commentary to Life of Brian, where Brian opens the windows nude, that people could see he was not jewish (foreskin).
@321scully3 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelbiilmann6826 I didn't get a good look to know.
@frankuijens80593 жыл бұрын
NEVER EVER SAY HUMOR IS THE MOST UGLY THING IN LIFE
@AURON24012 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelbiilmann6826 So he IS A Roman!
@mikaelbiilmann68262 жыл бұрын
@@AURON2401 Pilate: "A woman??!" Brian: "No, No No. A Roman!" *Whack*
@JayKayKay72 жыл бұрын
That was true in 1965. We were stationed in Wiesbaden and my USAF dad decided we needed to go to Dachau. Hard time finding it. No signs and the locals didn't know where it had been.
@Panglos11 жыл бұрын
Nothing tops Churchill's "If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it." Pure, wicked, effective, off-the-cuff comedic genius.
@franciskeogh50272 жыл бұрын
Oscar Wilde was on his way into court when a woman shouted the same thing and Oscar replied as Churchill
@lorilee6982 жыл бұрын
@Old Corps Marine But you will still be ugly!!
@ronashman84632 жыл бұрын
I am now 78 and I have a new generation of grandkids coming up behind me that I tell of this Winston/Lady Astor one. (...poison in your coffee...)
@ellenlehrman92992 жыл бұрын
Or Silent Cal Coolidge’s “You lose.”
@JagoffCitizen2 жыл бұрын
@@lorilee698 Are you German?
@Professicchio10 жыл бұрын
1:07 on the chair on the right is Graham Chapman. He really hasn't aged a bit since 1989, has he? Lucky fella.
@leighfoulkes72979 жыл бұрын
I just played tennis with him the other day and wiped me good, then again, he didn't have to swing his racket much to beat me.
@DrunkenCoward18 жыл бұрын
Honestly he looks a bit burned out.
@m1994a3jagnew8 жыл бұрын
+The Drunken Coward his skin does sort of look a bit ashy...this is why we moisturize people...
@Shannmeister8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much he urns nowadays?
@m1994a3jagnew8 жыл бұрын
Shannmeister I'm not sure you want to know, the numbers can be a bit jarring.
@janeweedon63353 жыл бұрын
True story: A German comedian in Munich just before WW2 went on stage and stood still for ten seconds giving the Nazi salute. Some uneasy members of the audience began to rise and return the salute when he said 'In Munich last January, ze snow was up to here...' He disappeared suddenly soon afterwards and was never seen again.
@mightymorphin98163 жыл бұрын
@@Cody_Cigar Joeseph Snoebbels
@blowingfree69283 жыл бұрын
Sounds apocryphal.
@jerryjones72933 жыл бұрын
Consider that the original post was an attempt at humor.
@JimC3 жыл бұрын
@@blowingfree6928 Probably Werner Finck. He somehow was allowed to continue performing for quite a while before finally being imprisoned for a long term. He survived the war and did more performing. He died in 1978 at age 76. Here are his jokes as given in chapter 6, "Hitler over Bohemia", of the book _On Borrowed Time: How World War II Began_ by Leonard Moseley. Finck would walk on stage, raise his hand in the Nazi salute, and say, "That's how high my dog can jump." When Goering's wife was pregnant, Finck said, "If the baby's a boy, she's going to call it Hamlet. Why? Sein oder nicht sein, das ist die frage." That's the German translation of Hamlet's famous line, "To be or not to be, that is the question." But in German, "sein" can mean "to be" or "his"! 🤣 At the end of his act, he would march to the wings, turn and give the Nazi salute, saying "HEIL...er...er...now what _is_ that fellow's name?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Finck
@lewisc2153 жыл бұрын
Rubbish
@sirtophamhatt3 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard at this. Classic Python dark humor. RIP Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.
@markylon2 жыл бұрын
If you laugh hard at this, then you seriously need to look at your sense of humour, it's not the slightest bit funny
@knuffelknuffi2 жыл бұрын
@@markylon as a german i cant understand whats supposed to be funny either
@justaguy23652 жыл бұрын
@@markylon Not everyone has the same sense of humor you realize? What sort of humor do you like?
@justaguy23652 жыл бұрын
@@knuffelknuffi That someone had the balls to say "Tell them we're Jewish" and it actually worked is what I personally find fucking hilarious. The joke was guilt tripping them with a lie about what was a taboo subject at the time.
@knuffelknuffi2 жыл бұрын
@@justaguy2365 you do realize that my comment was a joke?
@Elric3323912 жыл бұрын
It makes sense that Eric would recount this story because I think that he and Graham had the most subversive sense of humour of all of the Pythons. Great stuff!
@Sanddancer12 жыл бұрын
john cleese was equally subversive
@eldorados_lost_searcher2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanddancer1 Cleese and Chapman would work together when writing sketches, so you're not far off.
@Ericwvb22 жыл бұрын
Graham Chapman was absolutely brilliant ... (from one of the books about the Pythons) John Cleese had written a sketch about not being able to return an obviously faulty toaster to a department store (based on a real experience) and read it to Graham who thought for a moment and said "that's boring, make it a parrot instead." That's the genesis of one of the greatest comedy sketches - the dead parrot sketch. John Cleese did all the work and Graham made it hilarious with just a single thought.
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
@@Ericwvb2 The 'Graham part' of creative works is typically underappreciated, because it makes the 'grunt world' feel insecure. Few understand the sacrifice of honing excellence for years in order to scarcely deliver it poignantly. Remember the Star Wars editing anecdote. So much work went into making a film and it was shit and then wife re-edited the material and it became great.
@gilly4881 Жыл бұрын
@@Ericwvb2 Norwegian blue lol
@ingardensallmistywetwithrain3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I was in West Germany on March break back in 1978 and our bus driver had to ask three times where the Dachau concentration camp was and the same thing happened, no one supposedly knew where it was and we were a few kilometers away. I wonder if the people of the town still do that. Of course in hindsight, in 1978 there were plenty of people there who lived through the war.
@007Spadge3 жыл бұрын
Palin always had the best one-liners. Towards the end of the Meaning of Life, when they die of the Salmon mousse, as they walk out, Palin just ad libs; "Wait, I haven't even eaten any of the Salmon Mousse". classic
@r.40872 жыл бұрын
That was an ad lib? I saw the movie when it came out and I always thought that line was scripted. I laughed so hard.
@-Pol- Жыл бұрын
In a similar vein, stationed in Germany with the RAF a few of us went to the nearby Phantasialand theme park. After a long queue there for a space flight simulator we were eventually led down a long corridor and into what was clearly meant to be some sort of futuristic Air Lock. When the door sealed shut behind us, there were about 20 of us in the group, mostly german. My buddy was gazing up at the air vents and after a brief pause asked "Don't we get any soap?"
@nicku19 ай бұрын
👍 I bet the Germans did not get it.
@aleccrombie79237 ай бұрын
Wonderful! That will be the best crack of his life!
@wilfredjones63929 жыл бұрын
World's best one liner....." everyone laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian; well they're not laughing now".
@stephenboyer88838 жыл бұрын
+wilfred jones monkhouse?
@micahphilson6 жыл бұрын
"When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?"
@Leviathis_Krade5 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer
@QuarrellaDeVil5 жыл бұрын
"You can't do this to me, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"
@gkroll84675 жыл бұрын
those naughty nazis
@richardcochrane19663 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comics is German - the marvellous Henning Wehn
@zapkvr3 жыл бұрын
He is marvellous
@Kines3322 жыл бұрын
Not just funny-patient as well. All the patronising Hitler comments he puts up with over the years.
@DavidOfWhitehills3 жыл бұрын
"Tell them we're Jewish !" In his King Arthur commanding voice. Yep, that would work.
@seanwilliamson57202 жыл бұрын
Love Graham Chapman. Thank you for sharing.
@RIXRADvidz2 жыл бұрын
a Dark Sense of Humour will ALWAYS Serve You well.
@joesantamaria587429 күн бұрын
My nephew, as his dear mother’s body was being removed from the house (she had drugged and drank herself to death), said “I don’t want to go on the cart!”
@KnitterX2 жыл бұрын
That great man who saw Monty Python in Britain and brought them to Bavaria to do a special for German TV was Alfred Biolek who just recently passed away. 😔
@RonaldKethers3 жыл бұрын
Making a one-liner take so long is actually the definition of German humour!
@edithbannerman44 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@mikeluke94044 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia is a thing of the past!
@georgebarnes54383 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be!
@blatherskite30093 жыл бұрын
As awesome as Chapman's quip was it's probably only the second greatest spur-of-the-moment Python quip. The greatest one (imho) belongs to Idle: at the premiere of The Holy Grail a reporter asked the Pythons what their next film would be and Idle quipped that it would be "Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory" ... a comment that ended up being the inspiration for Python's finest hour and a half :)
@maryannlockwood78064 жыл бұрын
Love these guys! Nothing Is serious to them. Wish we could go back to those days. 😌
@321scully3 жыл бұрын
stuff that..
@paddlefar91753 жыл бұрын
It takes intelligence and education to do it appropriately though.
@divergentsenior2 жыл бұрын
That was such a lovely program and great memorial to a dearly missed brother in comedy. Still funny. One if the smartest groups of people ever - have to be smart to be a good comedian.
@paulchandler2112 жыл бұрын
In a similar vein i was on a visit to the middle east and on the trip were 2 Irish guys who were best mates from way back. The guide was pointing out various items of interest including a mosque, at which point one of the Irish guys shouted out "is that a Presbyterian mosque" at which point the minibus passengers just fell about laughing.
@edithbannerman44 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@nedsanders672610 жыл бұрын
Graham's chair. OH MY GOD MY HEART.
@Elric3323911 жыл бұрын
"Comedy is tragedy plus time." Carol Burnett
@cartoonking4613 жыл бұрын
Alan Alda in a movie said that
@MrWitchman19673 жыл бұрын
@@cartoonking461 So did Lenny Bruce on a tv show...
@DavidTSmith-jn5bs3 жыл бұрын
@@cartoonking461 The movie was called "Hannah and her Sisters." And I believe that Steve Allen said that before both Carol and Alan as Steve was the inspiration for the character that Alan was playing in that movie.
@zapkvr2 жыл бұрын
Funny as cancer
@patricialongo57462 жыл бұрын
When I got off the train in Belgium for the first time, I realized that's where they put Dutch people's sense of humor.
@Primer5953 жыл бұрын
"Gentlemen! You cannot fight in here! This is the War Room!" Peter Sellers as the American President in Dr .Strangelove! That's a one liner, more or less.
@alanr4447a3 жыл бұрын
Well, if it were any less, it would be a 'zero-liner'. Although Jack Benny did manage some of those!
@pauldonohoe36463 жыл бұрын
@@alanr4447a and Tommy Cooper
@Primer5953 жыл бұрын
@Nastro Adhesivo Did you mean "instead OF exclamation marks",?
@rickschultz95898 жыл бұрын
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.
@bneshel15143 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@alanoneill30653 жыл бұрын
I have never heard that one before...great
@nickbrownelondon3 жыл бұрын
Many Hans' make lights work.
@medexamtoolsdotcom3 жыл бұрын
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They simply allow the free market to do the job.
@MrVuvuzaala3 жыл бұрын
How many Cornishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? None; Cornishmen don't like change!
@vegasnative63942 жыл бұрын
I just love them so much… whenever I’m upset I just put them on and it makes me laugh so hard!!
@windyworm6 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest surprises in my life so far was to find that Germans have an extremely good sense of humour. Learn German and have a chat with them, you’ll find out very quickly.
@metallkopf9882 жыл бұрын
Some of us also greatly enjoy classic British humour. Fawlty Towers, 'Allo' Allo, Only Fools & Horses... and of course most of what Monty Python cranked out...
@redrick89002 жыл бұрын
You sure you weren't talking to an Austrian? Austrians are like Germans but in color.
@tomfu62102 жыл бұрын
@@redrick8900 What about Bavarians. Officialy Germans, but...
@saokdjijhasd2 жыл бұрын
@@metallkopf988 9 WAY! that's awesome :)
@solicitor732 жыл бұрын
@@redrick8900 No, they're not. They are nitpicky, arrogant waltz dancers.
@raymondhughes19886 жыл бұрын
I use to think sticks and stones could break my bones but words can never hurt me. Until I fell into a printing press.
@edithbannerman44 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@GTXDash8 жыл бұрын
Let me explain what a "one-liner" is. It is a self contained joke. Meaning that it doesn't require an entire story to give it context which contributes to the humor.
@aidangeach1848 жыл бұрын
+Evi1M4chine complicated vocabulary
@cammiltaank8 жыл бұрын
+chillguysplease Actually, this is a story. That has a punch line.
@vincentmanfield95638 жыл бұрын
Well said bro 😎😎😎
@GeneticVehicle8 жыл бұрын
British Sovereignty
@Timurlane1008 жыл бұрын
+Dash - Let me explain a lack of a sense of humor. See Dash's comment.
@mattmoves59208 жыл бұрын
There was a comedian (I don't remember the name) who said talking to german audience. "You lack of humour? Of course, you killed all the funny guys!"
@sirplantain7 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams.
@long257147 жыл бұрын
*tears
@ShirlEllen6 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams. Actually he said it very nicely: "Have you ever considered that perhaps you killed all the funny guys?"
@wallacesheckells70953 жыл бұрын
Matt Moves it was Robin Williams
@psychtrane11 ай бұрын
I was already dying laughing at the line. Then the camera went to Graham's urn and I literally died. So now I am dead, thanks a lot.
@usaeu113 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams was asked in Germany why there aren’t funny people in Germany. He said, “You killed all your funny people.”
@ssm593 жыл бұрын
Or they immigrated west in the 19th century.
@missg.59403 жыл бұрын
Actually l believe it was Gabriel inglesias. But l ma
@vanaik3 жыл бұрын
I guess native Americans were not funny then so humour luckily survived in the US.
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
He said it was a question from the audience and after his reply the woman, in a shocked voice, just replied: "NO?!?".
@SuperKafka239 жыл бұрын
I`m german, and I think this is fu***ing hilarious. I love the "Pythons". They are just great. Best comedy ever.
@DrHokeyPokey6 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're German. I thought there was something wrong with you.
@callactm143 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. Thats just white guilt
@ChimkenNuggers3 жыл бұрын
@@callactm14 It's a six year old comment, you little silly guy you.
@11Kralle3 жыл бұрын
Warum zensierst Du Dich selbst? Fucking ist nur ein Wort.
@pauldzim3 жыл бұрын
You can't fool me, Moriarty. You're no German!
@kristbane7 жыл бұрын
Graham Chapman was a genius.
@mikey_suzefour4 жыл бұрын
RIP Graham Chapman -- One of the smartest SOB's in all of Monty Python!
@timmcmenamin11872 жыл бұрын
Graham was hilarious, such deadpan quick wit
@MuttonfudgeRacing7 жыл бұрын
God bless Monty Python.Just another piece of my awesome childhood.
@jackfletcher10007 жыл бұрын
They were about as funny as a dose of crabs
@sam214627 жыл бұрын
Fair to say they are only funny to the intelligent and well read. One has to have a fairly good knowledge of British and European history and British ways of life to truly appreciate their humor. Sorry for your luck that you fell short, it is really quite brilliant.
@jackfletcher10007 жыл бұрын
Get a dictionary and look up the word pompous
@jsmcguireIII7 жыл бұрын
congratulations Sam, you are the upper class twit of the year.
@sam214627 жыл бұрын
woodkern Why thank you! Thank you very much indeed! To all the struggling twits out there, please, let this be an inspiration to you. It is really for all of you that I do what I do.
@ikkenhisatsu71703 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: Why doesn't Germany have any good comedians? Robin Williams: Because you killed them all?
@MyLateralThawts3 жыл бұрын
When the Pythons were doing their German show in Bavaria, I was a Canadian kid living in Berlin. At the time, the humour that stood out were the pre-war comedies, especially Laurel and Hardy, but Keaton, Chaplin and others as well. Among the current comics regularly shown in Germany, it was the Goodies, personal friends of most of the Pythons, who really stood out. Among the Germans themselves, us kids back then absolutely loved Otto Waalkes. I would characterize him as being on the same level as the individual Pythons. A lot of hits and a few comedic misses.
@Calligraphybooster2 жыл бұрын
I’ll look him up, thnx
@r.40872 жыл бұрын
@@Calligraphybooster Otto Waalkes is still popular to this very day. I still have his records from way back, and I was even in the audience for one of his shows recorded on a small stage for TV. (It was called "So ein Otto", if I remember correctly.) He was even better when the cameras were not rolling and he went to our individual tables. Great guy.
@mugnuz Жыл бұрын
@@r.4087 Hes knowen but not popular
@mugnuz Жыл бұрын
The german show sucked...
@neverlandfw Жыл бұрын
Everybody loves Otto. It's a given. And I'm not even German.
@BaronEurchild Жыл бұрын
I love one liners that take over a minute to set up.
@heatbucspies559 жыл бұрын
I thought the opening line was the best "well the Germans came to us and said 'look, we don't have a sense of humor'" haha
@seanwilkinson39758 жыл бұрын
But one German stand-up comic at the Just For Laughs festival (I don't remember his name; this was televised many years ago) said they indeed do have a sense of humor, and then proceeded to prove it. "Joke number one. Take my wife, I command you."
@friday38108 жыл бұрын
+James Brown witch proves they have one
@heatbucspies558 жыл бұрын
friday3810 Good point haha
@TheFladaboscan6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to thank my father for coming.
@DidierDubz2 жыл бұрын
I wish these guys never grew old. ✌❤☀
@sarahstrong71744 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for sharing.
@ffggddss7 жыл бұрын
Europeans: Heaven is where . . . • The cars are German • The guards are British • The cooks are Italian • The lovers are French • and everything is organized by the Swiss Hell is where . . . • The cars are French • The guards are German • The cooks are British • The lovers are Swiss • and everything is organized by the Italians [Just BTW, I have an ancestral foot each in two of those lands.] Update, 2016 Nov 5: The Italians and the French are swapped in the first half . . . should go: . . . • The cooks are French • The lovers are Italian . . . I think I was recalling my Italian grandmother's cooking when I first posted ;-) Hat-tip to Douglas Butcher %
@butcherboy20087 жыл бұрын
Actually, the heaven part is where the cooks are French and the lovers are Italian. Otherwise, you got it right.
@ffggddss7 жыл бұрын
+ Douglas B: I'll go with that. I was trying to sort all the bits out, and those are the two I wasn't sure which way they went.
@thrashpondopons27767 жыл бұрын
Left out 1 key ingredient... 'And everyone blames the Americans!' (In BOTH cases!!!)
@ffggddss7 жыл бұрын
+ Thrashpondo Pons: LMAO! Outstanding point!
@thrashpondopons27767 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I calls 'em likes I sees 'em!
@patgray540210 жыл бұрын
I don't think this guy knows what a 'one liner' is.
@therussmeister10 жыл бұрын
Yes, I was wondering how a one liner could last for a minute 12 seconds.
@sardanaphalus10 жыл бұрын
"Tell them we're Jewish." There ya go.
@patgray540210 жыл бұрын
sardanaphalus . A one liner is a joke in which the joke itself and the punch line are included in one sentence.
@gss213110 жыл бұрын
Luke William Perhaps it would be better to call it the world's best comeback, but that's really a distinction without a difference. Comeback or one-liner, it's still a damn fine piece of comedy.
@patgray540210 жыл бұрын
Scott Stansell That is a straw man argument. Changing the subject, and pretending you won by refuting an argument I never made. No one is arguing against the quality of the humor, only the mislabeled title of the video.
@paulcrawford62062 жыл бұрын
A Comedian comedian once said Germans laugh twice at a joke, once when it is told and another time when they are explained the punch line.
@edithbannerman44 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@rippi373 жыл бұрын
Hilarious !!! I love this man and his amazing , wonderfully talented group of friends !! Love it ! Thank you knold20 ! :) I could listen for hours to the stories they have to tell.....can you imagine the hilarious situations they would have found themselves in , over all the years.......lifetimes of tales....
@Cooler732813 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this when it aired, these gys truly are fantastic comedians
@freesaxon68357 жыл бұрын
It's a well know fact that all the funny German's lived in Dresden
@CurtisDensmore17 жыл бұрын
Free Saxon Wow, well done.
@motojauntx Жыл бұрын
I was not ready for that. Brilliant!!!
@Ogrematic3 жыл бұрын
I will love these guys forever. I used to watch the show growing up, so I like to think these guys and Roseanne helped me develop my sense of humor.
@Ogrematic2 жыл бұрын
@Sug Madick Absolutely. I wish her and Dan were my parents. There would have been less beatings.
@Ogrematic2 жыл бұрын
@Sug Madick Ha!
@MLennholm8 жыл бұрын
"Just closing"... So, this was in 1945?
@NottMacRuairi7 жыл бұрын
this is a better joke than the one in the video.
@janettembf76776 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@davetherave286 жыл бұрын
The irony, A critique from somebody who is in the rare club that share their surname with a famous dictator responsible for murdering even more individuals than Hitler ever did.. Oh, Sorry Mac- Thought you were "Yeah Mao"
@micahphilson6 жыл бұрын
This is more of a funny one-liner than the one in the video. By means of being a two-liner instead of a 10-liner.
@LEJapproach3 жыл бұрын
Yes, they're open until 2000 each day...
@piciallanana7 жыл бұрын
oh boy, that one was dark. love it.
@isammolina48426 жыл бұрын
Graxsss Chapman & Idle 😆😁😂😃😚😘
@BailesSauce24 жыл бұрын
COMMENT ANALYSIS: 5%: How funny this is 95%: "This is not a one liner"
@callactm143 жыл бұрын
5% not funny 95% not a one liner , not funny either
@kevinmcnamara20822 жыл бұрын
They’ll never be another troupe like the flying circus❤️
@iluvcheezitsheyhey16 жыл бұрын
I love that they brought it along and gave it its own chair!!
@GGT9503 жыл бұрын
Eric Idle one of the best comics ever lived
@vincedibona46872 жыл бұрын
This… this is gorgeous.
@mattpuxty609410 жыл бұрын
It is a one-liner. He's telling an anecdote about Graham Chapman's one-liner.
@ProlificThreadworm5 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a 1 liner either, just a comment. A funny one tho
@cave19075 жыл бұрын
"Tell them we're Jewish" is sadly not a good one-liner without the full context of the story.
@rmooreg3 жыл бұрын
Chapmans line , although "very witty, very, very, witty" and certainly would have made even Oscar Wilde wish he'd been the one to have said it, alas is not a one liner., but a simple, albeit razor sharp, hilariously sarcastic "quip"`.
@TXOdle2 жыл бұрын
Say it by itself... neither the video nor the line are one liners.
@TXOdle2 жыл бұрын
And I just realized you wrote that 7.... years ago. Holy balls.
@zredband11 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious dead-pan British gallows humor at it's finest: love it! Not offended at all and I'm Jewish.
@lovley55403 жыл бұрын
Who asked
@ianmackinlay89253 жыл бұрын
You appear Vulcan to me 😝
@rooseveltbrentwood96542 жыл бұрын
@@ianmackinlay8925 Lenard Nemoy was jewish, but later converted to vulcanism. You know he had to be committed to get his ears circumcised as an adult.
@Gambit7712 жыл бұрын
Why would you be offended and what does you being Jewish have to do with the price of bacon?
@zredband2 жыл бұрын
Hello time travelers commenting 10 years in the future.
@braxtonagee4122 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember this when it aired on HBO. The whole thing was great. I love John Cleese's award acceptance speech at the end. Lol.
@bigbear5767 Жыл бұрын
This one line is one of the onest lines ever one lined.
@bdf27187 жыл бұрын
A German once told me there is a German maxim that when two Germans get together they form a club and when three Germans get together they form a political party. I responded with "When four Germans get together they invade Poland." He wasn't amused. But that's because Germans have no sense of humour.
@martonk4 жыл бұрын
@Bruce I would classify the wonderful Bavarians separately from the typical prussian german who really has no sense of humour whatsoever
@Carl-LaFong16184 жыл бұрын
But if you want a great performing sports car that runs for exactly 5 years, go see them Germans.
@thejacal27043 жыл бұрын
@@Carl-LaFong1618 Very fuel efficient too; Berlin to Warsaw in one tank.
@thejacal27043 жыл бұрын
@Homeless Home Movies Thanks! But I can't take credit for it; it is a Top Gear joke.
@kellymiller79862 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the opening of the musical 1776: "One useless man is called a disgrace. Two are called a law firm. And three or more assemble and become a Congress."
@reservoirdude927 жыл бұрын
I love how the making of damn near every Python project was an excuse to go on holiday 😂
@nobrainsnoheadache24343 жыл бұрын
late but they used to hang out on Mustique with The Who and the Stones, there are photos in the Rutland Dirty Weekend Book
@rickya38772 жыл бұрын
Loved watching Python as a child in America...It was so different and I was immediately drawn to it
@isammolina48426 жыл бұрын
Es cierto. Es una anécdota.y rebuena😆😃😜😙
@pauljonze14 жыл бұрын
Graham Chapman RIP The brains behind Python and a troubled comic genious who is deeply missed.
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
A real chap, man.
@KirkSandall2 жыл бұрын
There was no single person who was "the brains behind Python". The Brits were all previously students at Oxford or Cambridge, which is where they all met, and all participated in writing the show and movies. Gilliam, the American animator, went to Occidental College in LA. Decisions on which material to use were democratic. As for the movies, Jones & Gilliam directed _Holy Grail_ and Jones directed _Life of Brain_ and _Meaning of Life._ Now, if you look at the success of all the Pythons after their last movie, you'd have to say Terry Gilliam has been the most successful having directed _Time Bandits, Brazil, The Fisher King, 12 Monkeys,_ et al.
@hankkingsley93002 жыл бұрын
@@Dowlphin I bet you came up with that in your idle hours
@Dowlphin2 жыл бұрын
@@hankkingsley9300 I am not Idle when I come up with something.
@hankkingsley93002 жыл бұрын
@@Dowlphin drat you win this round but I'll be back my only response was yo-ho- ho hee hee Eric the half a bee.
@iliveforharleys11 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this. I never laughed so hard (Jewish here..Happy Chanukah). Rest in peace my dear Graham!!!
@studio-flash4 жыл бұрын
The worlds best one liner...or short joke is by Liverpool comedian Kenn Dodd. It is this.." i went to the little old lady next door and shoved a huge cucumber through the letterbox and shouted..ho ho Mrs. the martians have landed."
@isammolina48426 жыл бұрын
Conque alegría recuerda Idle a Chapman 😊
@Mumblix7 жыл бұрын
"We went to Dachau, but they were closing. We said that we were Jewish and they let us right in." Some things never change...
@ItsNotRealLife8 жыл бұрын
It's hardly a none-liner - it's an anecdote
@funyarinpa3368 жыл бұрын
+Peter McIver "Tell them we're jewish." was the one line the title refers to. Ofc there had to be an anecdote around it to give it context.
@trickcyclists8 жыл бұрын
+Peter McIver Oh for God's sake, are you a Kraut by any chance? The ONE LINE is: Tell them we're jewish get it?
@gratisstryk8 жыл бұрын
+Ledge Buoy Still, this is not what a one-liner is. A one-liner is a complete joke delivered in one line, which this isn't. It's more of a punch-line tho - a funny line at the end of a story.
@funyarinpa3368 жыл бұрын
The Ungodly When they were not allowed entrance and his friend thought that saying "Tell them we're jewish." might change their mind this single line contained a historic reference, since jews used to be the one group of people that ended up there, it was painfully ironic because it showed that they actually were jews trying to enter a concentration camp of all places and pretty macabre and dark since it joked about genocide. In essence to everyone present when it was delivered that one line was an entire joke containing all the information needed in that specific situation. A typical oneliner would be something along the lines of "A baby seal walks into a club." (yes I took the first example wikipedia delivered. sue me xD) and this oneliner basically came down to "A group of jews walk into a concentration camp." but it was delivered in a manner that was appropriate since everyone involved knew where they were and only the information that they were jews was missing. Also the whole thing about this being "a funny line at the end of a story" completely misses the point. John Idle is not delivering the onliner in this story, he's telling people about the time he witnessed someone else deliver it and why it was so funny at that given time.
@ItsNotRealLife8 жыл бұрын
Jeez! Ledgeboy, WE-GOT-THE-JOKE ok? It was a great story with a cracking punchline but a 'one-liner' is a joke in (guess what) ONE-LINE
@edwardhayes61132 жыл бұрын
When I was dating my wife 46 years ago I was 41 I took her to the movies a double feature “Bang the Drum Slowly and Holy Grail, first was Bang the Drum Slowly I could not stop crying at the ending tears running down my cheeks then came on The Holy Grail and when the chant “Bring out your dead my dear fiancé said I am out hear, it took another 15 years fir me to be able rent a video of Holy Grail and bring it in the house. Bring out your dead is still a one liner in this household
@azapro9112 жыл бұрын
It gets even funnier when you picture Graham saying that. 😂