5:01 Damn British people, when they said "short range", they were not joking...
@BritishEngineer4 ай бұрын
Don’t take your personal problems out on the British.
@spinynorman8877 жыл бұрын
Agreed. That was the worst compilation of failed missiles I have ever seen.
@aaronisgrate7 жыл бұрын
okay i was about to type this exact same thing. poor title execution. even poorer video compilation lol.
@contingenceBoston7 жыл бұрын
Welp, I guess all three of us had the same thing in mind.
@jacobschmoyer76307 жыл бұрын
Spiny Norman 88 I think I contemplated inserting a scissor though my neck while wasting away watching this, at least then I'd be doing something interesting.
@mmdirtyworkz6 жыл бұрын
^ you must have very low standards
@choadatiostoad4156 жыл бұрын
Spiny Norman 88 do that be worse as in you seen better compilations,!?.!!? Or you just can't make a decision on how to punctuate your last sentence? Or this is the worst bunch of missiles you've ever seen?
@mysteriousbarrelscorpion68575 жыл бұрын
Theres A fine line between , "Fire the missle!" And " Missle Caught fire. "
@skulengu68544 жыл бұрын
4:40 It was therefore necessary for someone to wake up the Range Safety Officer and inform them that the missile was failing and that it might be a good idea to destroy the missile by remote control.
@JohnDoe-on6ru Жыл бұрын
But the range safety officer was asleep and nobody dared wake him
@freerk10 ай бұрын
Looked stable again then though. But heading wrong direction!
@skulengu685410 ай бұрын
@@freerk That’s both good news and bad news. The optimist would admire the stability, while the pessimist would be freaking out because it’s pointed straight at the ground. Sometimes it can be so hard to take sides. 🤔
@brianv19888 ай бұрын
They usually blow it at the lower altitude to minimize the spread of debris and to gather as much data from the missile while it's malfunctioning
@BritishEngineer4 ай бұрын
@@skulengu6854The “optimist side” in this case is wrong in the eyes of engineering then.
@itsmrlonewolf7 жыл бұрын
Why so many people hating? It said missile failures and it was? It did what it said on the tin, at least it wasn't click bait
@playo91976 жыл бұрын
I liked how a torpedo was included.
@28ebdh3udnav5 жыл бұрын
One torepedo....
@ShimrraJamaane5 жыл бұрын
@@28ebdh3udnav A torpedo is a missile. An underwater missile. Air is not a requisite to being a missile.
@seannootherway5 жыл бұрын
Click byat
@joeysplats32095 жыл бұрын
It would be great to have a large-breasted thumbnail, tho.
@johnnytheprick It isn't true. The entire story is made up and has been passed around since the 1950's in some variation or another.
@Whitpusmc7 жыл бұрын
In Russia, missile fires ship!!
@digi29317 жыл бұрын
its ukranian ship . . Russian ship when start rocket, the american go to cnn
@Whitpusmc7 жыл бұрын
No CNN they no good, watch Fox! See missile hit in super 3D HD with Dolby surround sound and pretty girls! No vodka though :-((
@user-jx1kg5vr5h6 жыл бұрын
digi that indeed was a russian ship. after the annexation of crimea
@tjhaverland42766 жыл бұрын
Женя Краснослободцев Fucking Russians and their Missiles!?! 😂😂😂 😎
@Strange_Man19116 жыл бұрын
In Pakistan, missile turn back 360º
@waynethemain31507 жыл бұрын
I can imagine right now a destroyer firing missiles and the missile goes back to the base and destroys it 😂👌
@sarath_sajan5 жыл бұрын
5:01 So you are telling me, No major failure had taken place.
@rondohunter89664 жыл бұрын
No "Majors" failures had taken place. All casualties were of a much lower rank.
@BlackjackCZ4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Would like to know what they would classify as major failure.
@kcggaming51383 жыл бұрын
blackjackcz loss of the key components in the rocket.
@RobbinsScott5 жыл бұрын
2:12 Guy 1: "You get it." Guy 2: "No, you get it"
@Serenity174 жыл бұрын
The missile didn't know where it is in this case
@CT--sr5en3 жыл бұрын
Also known as error
@Dimension20105 жыл бұрын
Quite surprisingly that clip of Sea Dart system failure can solve one argument about its rate of fire I saw many years ago: within 10 seconds a dummy round was already loaded to the arm, way shorter than many sources claimed it would take.
@blessthismessss10 ай бұрын
the S-300 and S-400 are conceptually very scary missile systems but the fact that this video features 3 or more instances of them failing makes me wonder if its more scary for the enemy or for them launching the thing, lol
@s4ss.m89 ай бұрын
Bro, look at the war 😂 I'm doubtful anything of the Russians works as intended. And this is coming from an AK guy.
@brianv19888 ай бұрын
There are a bunch of them misfiring from Russia in Ukraine
@jade76316 ай бұрын
Can you point out where exactly was the S-400? The Russian missiles all suggest the systems were S-300s. A system that dates back to the 1980s. A system that old has its drawbacks. It’s the reason even American F-15s snap apart in mid air. Many missiles featured in the video are not Russian, care to tell me why Russia should be scared?
@orjikerock8752 ай бұрын
Israel have been destroying it in Iran and in Iraq
@dongately281723 күн бұрын
Yes - for some reason Russian missiles always hit hospitals and civilian targets when aimed at Ukrainian military targets.
@towedarray72174 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. Not for nothin’, it can not be easy to get footage of live ordinance mishaps. Most of it is jealously guarded, secret classified and will remain that way until long after, and even if, the ordinance itself is considered obsolete. This kind of material & telemetry is held pretty tightly by military intelligence agencies. Not long ago, US Navy footage of Russian missile launches were among our most valuable intel grabs (not to mention the cost of obtaining the footage in the first place). Pretty amazing compilation - thank you for posting this.
@johnnysharp62105 жыл бұрын
The first video was dangerous with many people watching nearby
@SansP3ur6 жыл бұрын
At 1:00, I bet the camera operator was happy that the propulsion failing was only slightly less worse than the warhead not detonating on impact.
@filipkilibarda89525 жыл бұрын
Why would it detonate?! It was not armed, nor with filled warhead.
@rondohunter89664 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be the new guy that gets a field promotion to EOD expert.
@Lightning_Mike Жыл бұрын
@@filipkilibarda8952 Bet you sweet bippy it had a warhead, since they don't shoot those without 'em. I wouldn't trust Soviet ammo, either.
@ethanqt7 жыл бұрын
The launch vehicle blew up. "No major failure had taken place." That's government narrative for you. 😁
@mariomejia49125 жыл бұрын
The last part about the Montana is priceless! LOL!
@U2R4Me077 жыл бұрын
That's why they test them...
@rosendorx777 жыл бұрын
omg, well worth to watch till the end. trust me you will enjoy it.
@SaposJoint7 жыл бұрын
You had the same clip back-to back. You should have just titled it "Worst Failed Compilation" and be truthful.
@benbrooks5665 жыл бұрын
Sapo or maybe you should realise that people make mistakes, take your parents for example
@BadWebDiver4 жыл бұрын
It's the same clip, just a slowed down repeat for the stupid people - like yourself...
@amcghie77 жыл бұрын
The one you've labelled Denmark, they're all speaking English in the background with English accents...
@jorgenandersen3657 жыл бұрын
That is a British Sea Dart missile, only used by the Royal Navy and the Argentine navy
@tonygov7 жыл бұрын
Even Andy i
@megharris30887 жыл бұрын
Jorgen Andersen ironic really considering all the history those two have had..
@akizeta7 жыл бұрын
Britain has a lot of history with everybody.
@megharris30887 жыл бұрын
NelC and will continue to do so, rule Britannia, what ho, pip pip and all that..🇬🇧
@blakethefoxxo51624 жыл бұрын
That second Russian one flew about as straight as a GTAV RPG
@Biden_is_demented7 жыл бұрын
That last one is a video of the USS Fitzgerald´s crew. :)
@hepburn1186 жыл бұрын
The sailor pissing himself laughing around 2:25 was the best bit for me.
@Woody-nc1ru3 жыл бұрын
This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Hello?😂😂 Always a good one
@Hofsterman4 жыл бұрын
5:01 No major failure had taken place 😂
@wickedcity77rg5 жыл бұрын
1st clip the captain was like....."keep going dont stop the boat" 😅
@jbaltusstuff59087 жыл бұрын
Im so glad you did not mistake spaceflight rockets with ICBM's with this one.
@Wildstar405 жыл бұрын
0:58 In Hollywood this missile would have blown up for sure.
@veritech48847 жыл бұрын
at 2:14 ITS A DAMN TORPEDO NOT A MISSLE
@stephenhoward68296 жыл бұрын
Insufficient launch-air. Either an HP air valve didn't open properly, or the H.P. air tank wasn't charged fully.
@stephenhoward68296 жыл бұрын
Speaking from experience, that is a U.S Navy Mk51 torpedo. The torpedo isn't a dud, nothing is wrong with the torpedo. What happened was that there was a failure in the HP Air system that provides the push to shove it out of the tube. Either a valve didn't open properly, or there was insufficient air.
@americana_incarnate17176 жыл бұрын
Same difference
@wilsoncrocker6 жыл бұрын
@@stephenhoward6829 do surface ships use hp & lp actuating air? LA class SS use lp air to actuate the hp air which pushes the weapon & water out of the tube.
@wilsoncrocker6 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Rodriguez no its not. wanna guess what the bright orange nose cone means? a failure to leave the tube is different than a "dud".
@stonie02127 жыл бұрын
5:04 Not Denmark, that missile has never been in the RDN inventory. It is a British Sea Dart
@stonie02127 жыл бұрын
LOL!! true
@josemanuelmillan71805 жыл бұрын
Too late for argentinian's A4 Skyhawks.
@ollybobi21785 жыл бұрын
We could have been there we did the hovsa misile didn't we ???
@pdarley585 жыл бұрын
Yep Sea Dart pile of crap
@simonbarnes76205 ай бұрын
@@josemanuelmillan7180 7 confirmed kills? Plus one gazelle helicopter
@fridaycaliforniaa2364 жыл бұрын
I don't always fire a missile, but when I do it and hear a loud "SCHLUNK" on the roof of my truck, I always shit a huge brick in my pants ! 😂
@muttsnutsNAFO11 күн бұрын
This randomly popped up... 1000% perfect of them hahaha
@markmyjak77396 жыл бұрын
It all started when man discovered fire.
@TOXIC_BONES5 жыл бұрын
Fight started earlier
@tomcat91126 жыл бұрын
Hillarious ... honestly ...a bit long ... but pretty funy It remains me that we are all the same accross the world. No one is better than the others ;-) I love you guys wherever you come from.
@caffeinatedbuffalosauce8834 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to say that these are the worst rockets
@poggergen1937 Жыл бұрын
People pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for one missile and it’s not even guaranteed they’ll work right 😂
@swastikkanta92137 жыл бұрын
this is a lighthouse mate !! it's your call ..
@colincampbell7677 жыл бұрын
That joke has been around for well over a century. BTW - the USS Montana is a submarine that was not commissioned until after the TV commercial came out.
@mikefister58107 жыл бұрын
Colin Campbell not to mention they would never ever mention the ssbn in their convoy
@kara95tv85 жыл бұрын
Where is Australia ? Lol they have a long list of failed
@chrisstingley75164 жыл бұрын
Lol I love that video
@kujursameer867 жыл бұрын
I find this immensely funny
@haraldpettersen36494 жыл бұрын
I definitely recommend this video, you get to see serious experiences, but with a little cheerful twist.
@Ms13unknown136 жыл бұрын
2:28 This Comrade is why you don't mix fuel with vodka!
@__________________________Poop5 жыл бұрын
post the best missile failure compilation or get out
@SR71ABCD7 жыл бұрын
Oh Shit its coming back down!
@freejohn40785 жыл бұрын
SR71ABCD - BETA TYSON run!!! run!!!run!!
@clockco13625 жыл бұрын
Shush fury
@hackerino97075 жыл бұрын
As expected
@barackobama96564 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck Up furry
@Shade_Tree_Mechanic4 жыл бұрын
Missile disintegrates, bursts into flames and crashes into the ocean Narrator: "No major failure has taken place"
@jackuzi82526 жыл бұрын
Normally the Soviet/Russian "cold launch" (Missile ejected from tube by compressed gas, engine ignites a safe distance away, rather than inside launch tube) is a plus, but obviously less so for missiles fired vertically.
@daniellitvinenko34786 жыл бұрын
LolxD the very end of the video
@Neeharsha5 жыл бұрын
That's why we don't buy made in China 😂😂😂
@mikesuch902111 ай бұрын
There's a lesson for you. Always know where your fire extinguishers are at.
@garethdavies29855 жыл бұрын
the one with the missile stuck at the end of the gun with the crew pissing themselves was brilliant
@mattymcmattamus7 жыл бұрын
I'm not going near that for at least a hundred years.
@medicmain39476 жыл бұрын
Wooooosh
@xXFeralArtsXx6 жыл бұрын
Matty McMattamus Near where, this is all over world.
@davecrupel28176 жыл бұрын
1:09 that driver mustve looked at that missle next to him like 😱 Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😁👍
@schmeegil22403 жыл бұрын
RUSSIAN GENERAL: GO FETCH Z ROCKET 🚀. SOLDIER: I QUIT .
@wpa37155 жыл бұрын
This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Gold
@Cg23sailor7 жыл бұрын
2:10 Not even a Missile. That is a Mk-46 Torpedo.
@69STARBREAKER5 жыл бұрын
Missiles from 🇨🇳!!! 😂😂 😂
@andrewzheng40385 жыл бұрын
*This never happens when I’m alone!*
@drahunter2135 жыл бұрын
1:00 Lol when the missiles nose hits the ground those guys must've freaked out
@hannes178lool27 жыл бұрын
2.20 this is a torpedo
@ratzemberger15 жыл бұрын
Míssil: um trem que voa carregando combustível e explosivos...eu aviso...vai dar merda.
@rondohunter89664 жыл бұрын
At 4:19 rocket out of control, narrator says the range safety officer would destroy the rocket by remote control. Hmmm, how else would he have done so? Fired another rocket at it?
@cameronjustin86546 жыл бұрын
The torpedo was like, "I can't swim guys."
@landondull23727 жыл бұрын
this has North Korea written all over it
@God_Gogeta6 жыл бұрын
Landon Dull bet you donot even know where north korea is located on map.
@RENIEDSA7 жыл бұрын
the test are nornal
@kartikeysinha38345 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that s400 lacked vodka
@balal57155 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha the last finishing touch with light house was awesome
@gamejunk27076 жыл бұрын
Why so disliked?
@wasimjaan33006 жыл бұрын
GameJunk engineers behind those failures..😎
@WampireDj6 жыл бұрын
Butthurt Russkies
@russellwalker38306 жыл бұрын
Because it's filled with useless extended footage and double entries just to get the video length passed 10 minutes.
@titaniumcassowary6 жыл бұрын
Not sure
@russellwalker38306 жыл бұрын
Chris Landry good job A+ my boy
@JohnDoe-on6ru Жыл бұрын
The first "fail" is not actually a fail, that's a new Russian "hybrid" missile. When fired, one half of the missile dives underwater to search for submarines and the other half goes after aircraft or surface targets.
@toineenzo11 ай бұрын
Hi Russian bot
@vitaliy165510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@petergriffin3836 жыл бұрын
This is me trying to hit my goals in life
@gaijinblow10 ай бұрын
0:59 that's a "welp, I'm done" situation right there...
@hectorgaming037 жыл бұрын
I wish all of this was North Korea
@daymal27177 жыл бұрын
CreeperGaming2003 Minecraft & More Watch CNN much?
@94423485436 жыл бұрын
Make a video on multi billion dollars ... trash f35s
@angus39635 жыл бұрын
Funny, IAF seems to be flying them over Iran without any issues. 📸 💣
@karlshrestha37375 жыл бұрын
2:39 they made a great failed testing
@emrao77326 жыл бұрын
Fast failures in developmental stage, of a new product, are not to be condemned as inefficiency! They are very natural and are indeed the stepping stones for ultimate success!!
@eduardoc12525 жыл бұрын
Good work Russia, only quality products in you army.
@miloraca5 жыл бұрын
Same as USA
@johnshackleton3237 жыл бұрын
Shit happens.
@ShikamaruXT7 жыл бұрын
You misread the title: it is the worst compilation of failed missles
@davidupton93544 жыл бұрын
Did they buy these things from ACME munitions? I'm sure that I saw WYLE- CAYOTE using a few just like this! 😁😂🤣
@scraker74074 жыл бұрын
2:19 NOT missile, thats torpedo.
@BadWebDiver4 жыл бұрын
Torpedo is a type of missile, for underwater...
@lordfarquaadgaming93162 жыл бұрын
If it’s self propelled and guided it’s a missile
@neil23857 жыл бұрын
another crap effort at robbing old video. your weak try with humor at the end with the US ship and the lighthouse pretty much seals it. It never happened and was just a tele advert.
@stephensalt62295 жыл бұрын
I agree with Mr.Gray...that is exactly how the US reacts with other nations...I never get tired of that video....
@Hubba4047 жыл бұрын
That Krivak in the first clip now has a torpedo right next to him, good thing it did not enable!
@GrrMeister5 жыл бұрын
00:28 *Gives you so much confidence, sleep well at night, our Military knows how to do it.*
@ryanb90386 жыл бұрын
This is were our tax dollars are going.
@CAL1MBO6 жыл бұрын
GunZ-a-blaZin 0004 stfu
@CosmicForester6 жыл бұрын
земля превратилась в один огромный писькомер
@revolution517 жыл бұрын
The title is spot on.
@diarfejzullahu96237 жыл бұрын
"Mission failed we'll get em next time"
@mohammedashraf42297 жыл бұрын
Are they all made in lndiass
@utkarshadhikari55256 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Ashraf the only made in India thing which failed is pakistan
@chopradeepak7665 жыл бұрын
fo
@laetrille7 жыл бұрын
Want to hear a joke? Paid Kremlin Trolls
@spacekraken6666 жыл бұрын
all i can see is american trolls saying how bad are russians
@TheGoodChap6 жыл бұрын
you actually believe in paid kremlin trolls? I bet I can guess what news stations you watch.
@titanproductions36286 жыл бұрын
You
@vasiliybaybuz1395 жыл бұрын
If you will joke too much - Kremlin next time will make sasha gray US president :D
@monarch95225 жыл бұрын
@@randyballweg6079 Murican duck
@KingPrintmaker11 ай бұрын
2:12 Seaman: uhhh, your red rocket is showing.
@gowherbashir55715 жыл бұрын
This is why aliens have special interest in America
Excellent video. What people do not understand is that there is error in everything. For example, 5% of all missiles used in the U.S. will fail in one way or another. What other country failure rates are unknown to me.
@kokigami54926 жыл бұрын
More missile fails, less newspaper articles.
@MarsFKA5 жыл бұрын
3:04 So good they showed it twice.
@jamesmac63535 жыл бұрын
4, 3, 2, ...3,2, err we have ignition. At least the batteries were not out in the remote.
@NIGHTOWL-jf9zt Жыл бұрын
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@vanguard90677 ай бұрын
Right;-)
@ricardoellis89515 жыл бұрын
It's the new guy who mistaken the torpedo for cruise