Thanks for watching, everyone! Suggestions for the next game to play are welcome!
@ninjamalec3 ай бұрын
Update required
@vitowidjojo7038Ай бұрын
@@ninjamalec your wish has been granted. Jauwn just posted an update for this game.
@ninjamalecАй бұрын
@@vitowidjojo7038 No way! Cool!
@confusedlocal9 ай бұрын
>decentraland >look inside >centralized 🤔
@williamdrum98993 ай бұрын
Every video game is centralized by definition.
@qfraxАй бұрын
@@williamdrum9899 Except self-hostable open-source games or the few fully-on-chain games.
@mrunix00Ай бұрын
@@qfrax I don't think "fully-on-chain" games are technologically achievable
@M50A1Ай бұрын
@@qfraxYou know, things you made up in your head don't count as actual examples
@vizthex9 ай бұрын
love how this went from "fully decentralized and community-run" to "oligarchy" within the span of a single sentence.
@youtube-kit945028 күн бұрын
Well, that's what "libertarians" are. They haven't got a problem with the oligarchy or the system per sé, they just want to be on the top.
@BlazeMakesGames Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about the Decentraland DAO is the time when they voted on whether they should address the fact that rich people can overrule the popular vote. The vast majority of people voted to change the system but like only 4 users with tons of tokens were able to overrule the vote…
@tc-tm1my Жыл бұрын
What a terrible system
@norailves778 Жыл бұрын
Everything you have to know about how "decentralized" these DAOs are.
@lucianofrancesco4742 Жыл бұрын
Looks like real life
@amelialonelyfart8848 Жыл бұрын
Dude these games are lowkey kind of haunting because they're like authentic simulators of the worst possible outcome of capitalism. Nothing is for fun, everything is for "profit" and ownership, and democracy is controlled exclusively by the wealthy.
@gswdeclan Жыл бұрын
But this is crypto and we are of course still early. Right now we are at feudalism, which took humanity tens of thousands of years to reach.
@mz-hv2vh Жыл бұрын
There's a reason no one is talking to you. Imagine excitedly running around a slave labour camp asking people what's up and dancing. You probably would just get some sad, confused glances as they continue to toil
@thesacredlobo Жыл бұрын
Actually, most of the people in there are either focusing on something else since the meteors drop at determined intervals or are bots setup by players to mine the meteors since they also drop at very specific locations. So it's possible to create a bot to do all of the prison work for you.
@dazerrazer30189 ай бұрын
This is hilarious to Imagine
@Nate-bd8fg5 ай бұрын
Goddamn this is such a funny comment
@jackhazardous40084 ай бұрын
Mine meteors while your PC mines crypto
@blindmown10 ай бұрын
Since this video, the floor price for wearables has gone from $250 to $5 lol
@TheSpoonman009 ай бұрын
And $5 is still way too much money for these things.
@paulsd92556 ай бұрын
My five dollars is better spent towards damn vbucks.
@PeterCaptainObvious4 ай бұрын
Still way too much since they claim they're F2P lol
@jackhazardous40084 ай бұрын
Remember when people were complaining about 2 dollar skins?
@tyrosine87 Жыл бұрын
All these "games" feel like the developers have heard of the concept of fun maybe once in their life, and immediately forgot what it was all about.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Money = fun, right?
@nwerd7584 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling because of this once a game finally does come out thats good that involves relatively cheap NFTs people are going to eat it up and slowly ensure NFTs become the norm.. Because they will be so tired of this other shit. Thats essentially how microtransactions started it.. people slowly started raising them and disregarding the issue.
@FTZPLTC Жыл бұрын
They're designed to look like games to people who don't know that much about games. You know when you watch a movie and there's kids playing a video game, and no one wanted to pay to feature a real game so it's just some blippy-bloppy nonsense? They're like that. Like, they're for people who've never played a 3D game at all.
@ng.tr.s.p.1254 Жыл бұрын
@@nwerd7584 Nice fantasy
@nwerd7584 Жыл бұрын
@@ng.tr.s.p.1254 I remember some dumb loser told me that about microtransactions too.
@Scharrez Жыл бұрын
Man, this really gives me that "playing second life in an internet café in the early 2000's vibe" But somehow even more primitive
@tc-tm1my Жыл бұрын
At least those players weren't trying to get rich trying to scam you
@TomJacobW11 ай бұрын
@@tc-tm1myuhm…
@lasskinn4747 ай бұрын
that's because conceptually it's the same exact thing, only executed worse. cryptobros don't like to talk about alphaworld or second life for two reasons. 1st. they're noobs on the internet so they don't remember any of that and 2nd it makes metaverse stuff look like something that was tried 25 years ago and reminder that a normal website is better than a vrml hellscape.
@MelMelodyWerner28 күн бұрын
honestly there'd be charm in that vibe if it weren't a scam.
@teamworm5932 Жыл бұрын
"and it's literally a prison labor camp" is hilarious
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
the wages are about the same too, $.0000001 per rock mined (if you are able to sell that rock)
@Nathan_Coley Жыл бұрын
@@jauwnThat's a big IF! 🤣😂
@deatheternal720 Жыл бұрын
@@jauwnyour editing is so awesome. Cant wait to see you hit 100k
@WokioWolfy Жыл бұрын
@@jauwnhow do these people believe having this many zeroes means they'll get rich? I don't understand how crypto-bros don't understand this basic math concept.
@warp9wb10 ай бұрын
Yes, i lolz upon hearing that. Really made my day. 😂
@mosfet_737 Жыл бұрын
this may sound a bit conspiratorial but perhaps the reason it performs so poorly is because it's also mining crypto at the same time.
@sodapone10 ай бұрын
Could be, but I think it has more to do with it running in a browser. That prevents Decentraland from being able to actually fully utilize your system resources.
@BierBart129 ай бұрын
@@sodapone Barring those browser issues, I assume it wouldn't even be worth having a bitcoin miner in a browser game?
@GyroCannon7 ай бұрын
@@sodapone I doubt it. That game doesn't look particularly graphically intensive, and browsers expose plenty of APIs that can utilize hardware accelerated graphics rendering. It definitely has more overhead than natively running a game, but not enough to cause chugging for ugly garbage like this. It's either the background crypto mining thing or incompetent devs
@GyroCannon7 ай бұрын
@@BierBart12 In the possibility that they did include a miner in the game, it's worth it for the Decentraland devs because all the winning hashes to add a block get sent to those devs, and the devs can use the hash to take the reward. All the electricity cost is incurred by the player, while all the compute power benefits the devs, so it's always worth it to sneak bitcoin miners into things In the normal world, software providers don't do this because it's bad business. But this is crypto, so anything goes as long as you dangle crypto riches in front of users' faces lol
@inexistentenouniverso92303 ай бұрын
@@GyroCannonwhy not both?
@TheFreepie Жыл бұрын
12:40 I think they had heard the expression "eye of newt", designed the quest around the idea of obtaining an eye of newt, realised they didn't have any assets like that, so they just used something with a big eye because that's close enough?
@kharmachaos6679 ай бұрын
Clearly, they are all just named Newt. And he just killed them. The murderer.
@FelisImpurrator7 ай бұрын
They got turned into newts, but they got better.
@spikedwallman Жыл бұрын
this might surprise you but almost everything in decentraland are built in demo assets for several different engines
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Haha yeah I have seen these same assets appear in other games ever since I made this. Like the dude from the weird RPG game is just a Mixamo default model
@manwichcannon Жыл бұрын
You would think they could at least decentralize the music in their game. Great video!
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the kind words!
@TheSpoonman009 ай бұрын
Anything being "decentralized" as a concept is so funny to me. The whole thing just screams "we have no good ideas, you come up with something, good luck"
@lordedmundblackadder9321 Жыл бұрын
The fact that this cryptocurrency thing has a not only a policeman system but a corrupt and oligarchic political system actually fascinates me. What they need is some Tribunes of the Plebs.
@williamdrum9899 Жыл бұрын
What would be even funnier is a game that's basically GTA where before you spawn you decide how much money you're willing to lose. You're given a pistol and you're dropped into a city full of players. Anyone you kill in the game, you take all the money they wagered at the start. And that's it.
@GalaxiaStars11 ай бұрын
I don't get how they can claim to be decentralized while wanting to implement a police system. Clearly these people need to do more research on what a decentralized economic society would entail. It's like nfts are just becoming capitalism 2 at this rate.
@williamdrum989911 ай бұрын
@@GalaxiaStars You can't be decentralized and have police.
@Frommerman10 ай бұрын
A Tribune of the Plebs would actually massively improve this due to one of the unofficial, but historically verifiable, powers of "the crowd" in Roman politics. If a large crowd of commoners (Plebians) assembled outside the home of an important political figure, broke in, and ripped him limb from limb, the Roman state did nothing. No investigations of instigators (unless the crowd was suspected to have been created by a fellow Patrician). No executions of random members of the crowd to "send a message." They just let it happen and let everyone off. They did this because they figured anyone who got enough people angry at him to form a mob, overwhelm any posted guards on his villa, and kill him, had probably done something to deserve it. Worse, he had done it in a way which was visible to the Plebians. The mob was basically seen as the magistrate in a case against him, with a lawful sentence of death for the finding of guilt. This would massively improve the Decentraland experience. If a 75% vote of all users (for instance, numbers could be changed) could "execute" a massive whale, forcing them to return all their assets and blocking their wallet from the site permanently, their activities would be more constrained and they would need to vote in ways that most of the community didn't hate.
@e71939 ай бұрын
@@GalaxiaStarsthey don’t actually care about decentralization. it’s a buzzword they throw around while they all grift off each other like an alabama orgy
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Жыл бұрын
Fortnite actually has virtual museums. It's pretty cool. No web3 BS required.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Not to mention it has an actual really fun game attached to the museum
@williamdrum98999 ай бұрын
Namco Museum in 1997:
@PointsofData3 ай бұрын
I could not tell you what game it was but I distinctly remember someone who played like, gamejolt games finding a game that included a museum of all the creators favorite art they did. It was not good art, it had nothing to do with the game except sometimes featuring a game character, but it was funny. And free.
@ldmun Жыл бұрын
This reminded me of a guy I saw on the news where he bought some land for a crap ton of money and was like: "I'm not gonna sell it until it hits 10 million". He later sold the land for 900 bucks or something two years later lol
@michaelmarlow6610 Жыл бұрын
After the crazy games Josh Strife Hayes played on mmorpg series I thought I’d seen the worst. Crypto games quickly prove that wrong.
@AuthenticHD11 ай бұрын
This game gives me the same feeling as videos about dead malls
@valivali81045 ай бұрын
Have you seen video of Folding Ideas about metaverses?
@fallinginthed33p5 ай бұрын
Metaverse NFT crypto games going from dead malls to empty billboards.
@p1sstoph32 ай бұрын
I think my favorite part about watching these old videos is going through the comments and reading all of the crypto bro's trying to stand up for NFT's and crypto still.
@jauwn2 ай бұрын
You can see where NFTs and crypto started to get less popular by how less people left comments. Now hardly anyone defends crypto
@planescaped Жыл бұрын
All these Play to earn games have the most ridiculous hoops and nonsense to go through to "earn" anything from them. You'd earn more money collecting cans.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Literally
@stuflames47697 ай бұрын
Collecting cans might make a person accidentally breathe fresh air and stretch their muscles. That's a big no-no.
@arturoaguilar60026 ай бұрын
That's the thing. The hoops are there to make sure you put money in before you can get any money out. Not only it's ponzi-like economy; but also try to incentivize your participation with some upfront monetary cost to start sinking cost into the game.
@fallinginthed33p5 ай бұрын
@@arturoaguilar6002pay to win is already bad enough but at least the company gets revenue for items that have in-game utility. These play to earn games don't make sense economically because there's no inward flow of cash or crypto other than from digital land buyers. Incoming investors paying returns to existing investors? That's a Ponzi scheme.
@jackhazardous40084 ай бұрын
Not to mention the games youre playing are so simple as to be put to shame by mobile games
@williamdrum9899 Жыл бұрын
I love how the search terms graph for metaverse looks just like a financial bubble
@asteroidrules Жыл бұрын
Looks like a "kyari" is an NFT from a Pokemon knockoff NFT game called ethermon. Potentially a future episode on this series?
@haruhisuzumiya66509 ай бұрын
At least it looks better than Pixelmon (and I'm not talking about the Minecraft mod)
@gswdeclan Жыл бұрын
10:35 hearing the "curator on the decentraland wearable committee" drone on about making wearables convinced me to go all in on Decentraland. Having that randomly pop up in a "game" is a truly unique experience, you can't deny that.
@novelezra7 ай бұрын
Nothing says freedom like gender specific clothing.
@ericjohns6534 Жыл бұрын
Dark souls game play at the end was a breath of fresh air! Well narrated, funny content. I’ve never payed much interest to nfts but I find the series quite entertaining regardless.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words, Eric!
@Sinyao11 ай бұрын
Btw dunno if you'll read this, but when they mentioned a "delegator", that's usually someone who will give you assets or crypto/money so you get into the game, and the idea is that you will play the game for the to make money. It was rampant in axiinfinity, where people would buy, sell, trade axis, give them to people who couldn't afford them, and make them play and reap a portion of the profit to get back the principal they spent on giving the players their first teams. Also, absolutely heinous that to play poker, you had to buy a $250 jacket in order to get crypto by playing "free" poker, ensuring the creator of the game gets his cut no matter how well or badly you do. And I doubt 99% of the players ever made it back.
@juliamavroidi860111 ай бұрын
I mean that's how all casinos work
@Levyafan10 ай бұрын
so it's basically giving credit to newbies in exchange for indentured servitude?
@Sinyao10 ай бұрын
@@Levyafan yeah you get it lol. A friend of mine from Brazil wanted me to sponsor him a team but when I looked at the payouts from KZfaq players, it would have taken him a year with perfect play to make back that initial team.
@valivali81045 ай бұрын
Many whales misused their power, for example demanding that players who lend axis had to play more hours than in most jobs and send nudes before even getting axis to play...
@Btobebone Жыл бұрын
to paraphrase king of the hill: 'you're not making nfts better, you're just making gaming worse'
@colinjacobs176 Жыл бұрын
Quality content. Showing us how transparent the Emperor's clothes really are.
@valivali81045 ай бұрын
More like sack with holes...
@davis31389 ай бұрын
12:23 holy s*** that NPC is the same model from Jerma's "Grab That Auto" video, i'd recognize it anywhere lmao
@OurBenefactors9 ай бұрын
I remember it from one of Vinesauce Vinny's "Worst of Android Trash" streams. It was the model for the neighbor in one of the Hello Neighbor rip-offs.
@burgertime63724 ай бұрын
12:05 thats the model thats used in the mobile gta clone “grab that auto” that jerma played a while ago
@jauwn4 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s one of the adobe mixamo default models for testing animations
@NutyRiver Жыл бұрын
4:27 The positional audio problem might be the fault of the map maker? I don’t know a single thing about mapmaking in Decentraland though, so maybe the tools are so bad they just don’t have an option for 2D audio.
@DeuxisWasTaken10 ай бұрын
Not even 2D, 0D point audio. No dimensions to consider, always the same no matter the position of player or camera.
@gateroozeink5061 Жыл бұрын
Pulls the mask off quite well, thanks for enduring it.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! Appreciate the support.
@sunflower_ace Жыл бұрын
We already have a word for a decentralized area of land: the wilderness. Wonder why most people don't live there...
@SteelRain2119 ай бұрын
this is like those fake games you see on TV shows like CSI and the like
@trianglemoebius10 ай бұрын
I happen to know this and want to put it out in fairness: In the Silly Moustache Name proposal, it wasn't rejected because people didn't want it on the names list, it was rejected because it was already there. I guess the guy making the proposal missed it, but either way I find it perfectly reasonable not to add it to the list twice, especially since that won't make it "more banned" or something.
@jackpijjin40888 ай бұрын
This is actually really important. It doesn't make the... game? Service? Any better, but there is a HUGE difference between "lol they didn't ban funny mustache from the list because they're Nazti's" and "they rejected the suggestion because it was already done and somebody was taking the piss".
@JackVashko10 ай бұрын
damn it’s crazy seeing your first few videos only having a couple dozen views during this time period. glad youve been able to find success with this series
@Pyrotrainthing5 ай бұрын
Decentraland makes Fallout 76 Camps look more organized with how players build camps all over the map in that.
@sarah_breezy Жыл бұрын
If I wanted to play a glitchy game, I’d just go play Pokémon S/V
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Yeah but are your Pokemon stored on the blockchain? Didn't think so.
@questionquestion1 Жыл бұрын
Least the gameplay itself is incredibly fun and is a great game overall if you ignore performance issues
@inexistentenouniverso92303 ай бұрын
@@jauwnfunnily enough, i think the pokemon games have a system to transfer pokemons from older games to the new games, without the nft bs, BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TRANSFER THEM TO CALL OF DUTY RIGHT? HAHAHAHA NFT BROS STILL BETTER. And delusional.
@MeteorologistScottC Жыл бұрын
Watching you shit on NFT games has become my new addiction. You rock!
@LiilYogurt Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how many people think they can just make their own Roblox. VRChat (and maybe Rec Room or Fortnite Creative, but I haven’t really touched those so idk) is the only one I’ve ever seen manage to do it and even then they have a big enough difference that you could easily consider it a completely different thing
@jackhazardous40084 ай бұрын
Those games actually give their modders devel9pment tools and create the experience with modders in mind. This game expects modders to develop the game for them
@Mezbich9 ай бұрын
This game is fascinating in how bad it is in EVERY way.
@Espen.Johannesen8 ай бұрын
Why make a worse version on secondLife? And the graphics, and easy to use for ppl without powerful gaming riggs leaves much to be desired. (I am still talking about second life)
@KnakuanaRka4 ай бұрын
Shameless plug for Folding Ideas’ Future is a Dead Mall video; covers this in particular in excellent detail along with a ton of other metaverse-related stuff.
@MrRevolver699 Жыл бұрын
12:06 that's the fucking guy from Jerma's Grab The Auto V video from like 2015, oh my lord
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Lol it's the default model that comes with Mixamo animations
@thilsiktonix Жыл бұрын
It's like VRchat, except not in VR, and you have to pay to play, and you can't make friends in it. Or chat. Metaverse is such a stupid marketing strategy that so obviously targets kids with a flashy name and brightly-colored, pricey images. Just call it virtual reality, "metaverse" appeals to no-one older than 12.
@audreychambers3155 Жыл бұрын
The prison labor world feels like a punishment from Dante's Inferno.
@Layonayo9 ай бұрын
The guy at 13:00 is the Grab That Auto default model lmao
@glitchedoom5 ай бұрын
Stock rock music is now stuck in my head.
@imaweiner1293 Жыл бұрын
As a player of both Roblox and Second Life, this seems hilariously bad. Over my 5+ years on Roblox, I've seen that even some of the worst games on the platform have better performance and playability (Prison Life, Adopt me, Etc.). Over my 2+ years of being on Second Life, I've seen the potential and creativeness of the community, from a game that hasn't changed alot since its inception in 2003, and somehow even the worst launchers have better performance than what Decentraland offers, despite launchers basically being browsers with extra features and polish.
@lcky2993 Жыл бұрын
So decentraland is just poor man's roblox for crypto bros.
@llewelynshingler2173 Жыл бұрын
Poor Man's Roblox for rich men
@Jade_Matthews3 ай бұрын
"Who in their right mind would pay $250 to play any game?" Seemingly not Tarkov players anymore LMAO
@Janimuso11 ай бұрын
Any game attached to crypto/NFT, isn't a game... they're all scams. In these series you are never going to find a game lol Great video tho
@elitereptilian200 Жыл бұрын
free to play only for only $250 what an absolute steal!! Your money gets stolen..
@--Moonie-- Жыл бұрын
no away, the Wilderness P2E npc hillbilly model is the SAME ONE used in a crappy gta mobile clone that was in Jerma's Grab That Auto V vid. even on the thumbnail... from 7 years ago 💀
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
It’s the default model that comes with Adobe’s Mixamo animations lol
@FelisImpurrator7 ай бұрын
Well, that was decentrabland.
@leeverguy10 ай бұрын
Man when I first saw what the Metaverse was I joked that it was just a shittier second life without furries, and the more I see of the game the more that rings true. So many of the issues with the game are also present in Second Life, a game that came out in -2003- and, apparently, can somehow run better than Decentraland even when you've got a dozen people with the most unoptimized, absurdly high poly count avatars you've ever seen. The way plots are given out, how they can be blocked off, even people's attempts to create actual games using a horribly ill-fitting engine and having to brute force a bunch of stuff with the base engine's barebones features. I've seen every single one of those games, down to the grind-and-earn mechanics, done way way better in Second Life, too.
@dollarmenuking3 ай бұрын
12:01 woah hold the phone. is that the guy from grab that auto????
@Rat_Fบcker4 ай бұрын
>decentralized >manage and control by a group >confuse.jpg
@Ghost_Matter11 ай бұрын
You didn't thank the person who answered your questions 😠
@ExtraThiccc10 ай бұрын
12:21 NO FUCKING WAY THATS THE grab the auto 5 MF
@Thedownliner20159 ай бұрын
The voting system should be one vote per user because right now what you have is whoever has spent the most gets to make all the decisions.
@williamdrum98997 ай бұрын
I agree, but what's stopping one person from making multiple accounts?
@haruhisuzumiya66509 ай бұрын
Rule of thumb If the game has no demo No executable Demands money upfront Its a scam
@ocha-time10 ай бұрын
I don’t get it. These projects are junk piled on junk piled on junk. Who is investing in this trash?
@williamdrum989910 ай бұрын
Dummies
@versamax63079 ай бұрын
scam artists. And either they're damn good at it, or everybody else is just super dumb
@shadow818183 ай бұрын
For those interested in a longer breakdown of Decentraland's failings at a fundamental level, Folding Ideas did a video essay on it too
@Teruko6664 ай бұрын
I know this video is old at this point - but i have to point it out. The cryptobros can only make money when new players join. You, as a new player, asked a group of cryptobros how to start playing. Their answer is "go figure it out on the discord, i aint helping."
@barnabasrsnags48283 ай бұрын
Sh youre right
@douglassun8456Ай бұрын
In other words, they couldn't be bothered to make their own pyramid scheme work. 😝
@eibriel Жыл бұрын
Hey, great video highlighting all the challenges related to Decentraland. Glad you enjoyed our game Golfcraft, at least a little bit XD
@pahpah Жыл бұрын
Agree, it's a respectful and constructive video
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Hey, sorry I didn't see your comment earlier. Thanks for commenting! I definitely applaud you guys for putting that together, it's got to be a challenge to work within the limitations of the game's engine. As someone who is more involved in Decentraland, where do you see the game going in the future? Do you think that my opinion on the game is common, or am I just overly cynical?
@eibriel Жыл бұрын
@@jauwn If everything goes well people will keep building games and experiences, learning from previous mistakes. The client will keep improving and new clients will pop (desktop, VR, retro 2D). Some entry barriers will be lowered, for example no needing land to build (Decentraland Worlds). At some point the creator tools will be good enough to attract more devs, and the entry barriers low enough to catch more users. Being an open source project may help to make it more resilient than closed projects. I think everything you said was on point, and many of the issues are regular food for discussions on DCL Discord and Forum. But is nice to have an outsider view. Thanks to you I learned that DCL needs more tutorials and introductions!
@seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
@@eibriel any of that happen yet
@eibriel Жыл бұрын
@@seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat Hi!Yes, there are 6 clients in development right now, 1 "official" and the others made by the community. Decentraland Worlds launched allowing to host scenes just by owning a DCL name, or by running a server. And a new Software Developers Kit was released (SDK7) alongside a GameJam. Userbase is still low, but stable at 3700 average daily users. Open Source is clearly the strong side, with people contributing features and building tools for the ecosystem. No sign of slowing down in the building side.
@emilyofjaneАй бұрын
Crypto as a whole can basically be explained by that scene in Spongebob where Mr. Krabs says “EVERYONE’S money is good here!” and it cuts to a literal burglar.
@mallowhoney6 ай бұрын
For a game I wish I could forget just so I could experience it again, FFXIV Shadowbringers and Endwalker. What a journey.
@Audioworm4 ай бұрын
Saaame
@j.d.4697Ай бұрын
"Hats are never free!" "Yeah, I thought, that IS a cool hat, and it's free!"
@wolfetteplays88942 ай бұрын
12:49 that is literally just an owl bear from phantasy star lmfaooo. How the heck has no one noticed this?
@ssvensic10 ай бұрын
the dragon just nopeing out through the wall got me giggling :D
@SilverDragonJay Жыл бұрын
This has been being recommended to me by youtube for a while, but when Hannah Reloaded gave you a shoutout, I decided to finally give in and give you a shot. I don't regret it.
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it! Hannah is awesome and she really helped boost my channel in the early days so always happy to see her fans in my comments
@GalaxiaStars11 ай бұрын
I feel like the reason there's almost no gameplay is because this was yet another nft culture rugpull scam lol
@fy8798 Жыл бұрын
Decentraland was already by necessity going to be garbage. The very idea that land ownership is a thing and that the land is the real estate of the game means that every game blocks every other game, gives hard limits to each game's size, so even if Decentraland devs were competent (which they are not, they're less competent than first time solo devs on steam) these limits alone would make good games impossible. Even the games that utilize teleporters for their maps are hilariously awful. The very visible box they're in gives the whole "game" less of an immersion factor than a cheap ride at a local fair, and the area limits for the portals constrain them to the point of uselessness. You cannot make anything good in something like this, even if you wanted to put effort in. And then the "you need X nft to play" on top for some of them.
@williamdrum98997 ай бұрын
Oh, so the size of the map is based on how much digital land you own? Oh that is bad.
@CycleMantis9 ай бұрын
There are two obvious metrics one could use to define a company's success: Does it provide a valuable good/service to people that improves the human condition; 2) gibe money. It would be great if any of these projects cared about the first definition at all.
@NotAlterDenny4 ай бұрын
I love the sudden change of tone when you realized the Golf game’s leaderboard was scored by games played.
@HappyBeezerStudios4 ай бұрын
Wow, it crashed when it ran out of memory. And even says that one solution is to compile it with a bigger memory cap. The memory cap shown is 2 GiB - 4.25 MiB. It simply ran out of the non-LAA memory limit for 32 bit processes.
@BobRobinson Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the sandbox it's just as bad and overhyped I'm building a Game and I'm just a roofer who taught myself to code and its far better than the crap games released that I have seen and I'm doing it with zero budget after work .they forgot the main part to a game fun
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
I actually have a review of that game on my channel! You’re right, it’s absolutely horrible.
@chasebh893 ай бұрын
In the world of nft games "it's a playable game" is pretty high praise
@tintedglass Жыл бұрын
Love this series idea. Keep it up!
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Next episode to come soon!
@battlion507 Жыл бұрын
Hey, Decentraland, I remember that "game". Folding Ideas called it: A Dead Mall. Yeah, the game sucks, the administration sucks and to tie it with the crypto/nft phase just makes it unappealing.
@brawler57603 ай бұрын
“Who in their right mind would pay $250 to play any game?” Pfft, that aged well…
@ThisFeatureKindaSucks2 ай бұрын
Unisoft would be proud
@marquisoflabyrinths6 ай бұрын
Wow! I love how this game is so "decentralized" they don't explain anything so you won't have a centralized way to know what to do at all!
@AnikiPlay Жыл бұрын
nft game try not to look like flash game from 2010 challenge
@williamdrum989910 ай бұрын
Difficulty: Impossible
@nmhb498 Жыл бұрын
You need to choose new clickbait titles. Consider “Is this the worst game ever???” Or “this game gave me an incurable disease- let’s discuss” or “my girlfriend left me for this game”
@jauwn Жыл бұрын
😂 I will consider both, thanks for the suggestions!
@mgg7756Ай бұрын
Crypto, MLMs, gambling, Ayn Rand... And so on. People won't learn
@siko-society5635 Жыл бұрын
NFT is still a thing ?
@mentalward718 Жыл бұрын
It warms my heart to see RON top that indie chart
@Linzmaus Жыл бұрын
12:06 Heck I saw that model from a video of Jerma playing GTA clones on mobile
@neronvf7724 Жыл бұрын
so this is second life but worse
@Kazuhira224910 ай бұрын
its always "buy land in our game"
@suspecm63168 ай бұрын
Bruh they literally just took random Synty character assets and threw them next to other styled assets. (Also the performance was probably affected by playing in browser)
@dtharve5 ай бұрын
Didn't they learn anything from runescape? Having players vote on change is a horrible idea
@mikeysheep5380Ай бұрын
The origin-centralized plot structure is something I'd find on a 2016-era 1.8-based Minecraft server's creative mode section, not the metaverse...
@caesar2185 Жыл бұрын
BadN is the hero we need but don't deserve
@LethalBubbles Жыл бұрын
all the fun of telepresence and all of the excitement of ponzi scheme
@vizthex9 ай бұрын
i don't know why you didn't just mute the tab if the audio was so soul-drainingly terrible. I'm only hearing it second-hand and still feel like my ears are begging for the sweet release of death lmao.
@aev60753 ай бұрын
Liar's dice is probably one of the best gambling games.
@andreasottohansen733811 ай бұрын
22:47 God, who made that? that is a terrible representation of currency use! The canadian and american dollar aren't interchangable, same goes for the Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, or islandic crown. They might as well be Euros and rubles for how different they are.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
It's a map based on the origin of the word used for that areas currency. Now does it make sense in relation to my video, no, but it was the first google result and I guess I was lazy 🤣
@robertwildschwein7207 Жыл бұрын
5:32 this suspiciously looks like stolen Pokemon art cut into pieces and frankensteined back together.
@KITSUMOX Жыл бұрын
looks a bit like ai TBH. wouldnt be surprised
@robertwildschwein7207 Жыл бұрын
The one in the big picture clearly has relaxos face. The one on the right is slightly edited Emolga. I am pretty sure, the second one from the right uses Evees body and face. While I can't quite put the finger on it, the other three seem suspiciously familiar too. +They look VERY frankensteined to me.
@VirtuaVirtue Жыл бұрын
the game being roblox in the description is icing on the cake