Fr like do not go up to the mic drunk firstly, then don't say anything that isn't meaningful to the couple. It's about them.

I mean, they're not wrong

She'd have probably said "conblackulations" by mistake.

You're right, but you sound a little bit like a prophet or an elder and that's cool

⁠@@drunkenhobo8020my bet’s on “conflagrations” or “conflatulations”

yarp

Isn’t that how men treat their women? Guys chill out I just wanted to help the algorithm with all the comments

when i got the notification for this i immediately thought of that video

Title of the video?

@@ChaotiK__ What video?

Or in _any_ speech. Only racists seem to deny their racism, and they only do so just before they do or say something incredibly racist.

shaker? i hardly know her

"I give this wedding a 9.2 on the moist meter."

I mean, you fill ‘em up every night at closing, and I mean, where does it all go?

Ending with "That's about it. See ya."

"This wedding is more wholesome than that one scene in Paddington 2"

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

that was the moment I lost the battle against cringe

☠️cringe

she's really trying not to be ig

@@Karl_Jayce You don’t have to tell me your legal name, Jesus.

I wanna see him give a speech now! 😂

@itz_me_aziza_21dude what 😭

lmfao s2g I was coming to say the same thing. That had me in tears

he needed to end it with 'see ya'

It was beautiful 🥹

i was drunk and told my friend "i never thought this would happen" at her nursing school graduation. think about it almost every day and it's been a year

Lmao "live out the rest of her days on Dagobah" is a term I'm gonna have to add to my vocabulary. Thanks for that

Even in Dagobah it'll follow her, they have faster internet than we do. I suggest she moves to a nearby black hole

I hope you all heal from your trauma 😅 cringe happens to all of us so stay strong lol

@@simonsmith1974 This video is what she'll find in the cave Yoda tells her to go into.

It hurts the cringe it’s too powerful

Honestly, my social anxiety can be this bad. I stuttered so much at my grandmas birthday party, and i started off saying "Ive known my grandma since i was born..." It still haunts me... It's been 2 months since her party😭😭😭 Granted, I only had 5 seconds to prepare because it was suddenly thrown on me

@@radioactive_baby0706 See if you just said it more smoothly and with the right timing that would have been hilarious

@nothanks9503 I guess but the day was already high stress, and they just handed me the mic and said, "Give a speech." The party has just started, and it was packed. And everyone just stared at me with no emotion. Even my grandparents were looking at me with pity and second hand embarrassment. I wanted to cry.

@@radioactive_baby0706 I once had a situation where this girl was talking to me that rides the same bus as me when I was in middle school and I shit you not I played my ringtone to fake like I had to take a call and side stepped over them to go the opposite way just to avoid the small talk. I used to avoid small talk like the plague back then ffs child me😭

True. She owes that person.

The first to clap never gets the recognition they deserve!!

omg it happened as i read this 😭 someone had to

definitely a black person too lmao

That clap translates to “ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Cool! You did it just please for the love of God, STOP TALKING!”

strongest fighter

Lol it was such an aggressive clap too, definitely the MVP of this speech.

It’s honestly brilliant 😂

​@@ImpulsiveBat-zf4edYes, and someone even whistled! 😂

Yea, in a new house :') just stumbling and fumbling around

Then she says into the dark room “don’t worry, I’m not going to be racist, haha!”

Yeah, it was funny how he did the voice of the other Charlie's

Same thoughts 🤣

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

He just needed to say “so yeah that’s about it, see ya”

6 comments and 3 are bots. Its over 😭

Exactly!

omg I did not catch that the first time, he/she really did just go at it mid sentence to shut her ass up XD

She would've still been talking today if not for that hero.

Lol. The speech was so bad that the poster completely forgot how to form a sentence properly 😂😂

Technicallly it is an adjective. Just a post-adjective 🤓

Anti hero Charlie

truly

A guy wears a new color shirt.. shocking!🙄

It’s like a Grey Jedi, he’s just perfectly balanced in the sense that it’s a blend of his Dark and White shirt

White shirt - Good Charlie Black Shirt - Controversial Video covering charlie Grey Shirt - Cringe MoistMeter robe - Demon Timing

That would be perfect 😭

Rolls up the stage with the PC and streaming equipment on wheels. Wearing the white tee and the basketball shorts

Fr like I was worried for a moment 😢

my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

Underrated comment lmao

She should've said "NOW IM GONNA SAY THE N-WORD"

When will this short narcissist prlck leave people alone and actually create content instead of dumping on everything and everyone he doesn't like or agree with for easy clicks? It's disgusting.

Never change your doge pfp

Reminds me of regular show

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

Don't get me wrong her speech was terrible but how'd she make it about her?

Not insane, just selfish and dumb

I felt that roast in my soul

Nah cheeks are way too small.

​@@theblackcatgirl7013That is called heartburn. There are several ways to medicate.

absolute “💀💀💀” comment. I almost feel bad for her. almost.

@@morbiusmale2347 you have high cholesterol

She's never living this down

Ironically that would be a hilarious start to a speech. IF it was a joke.

Just kidding! Just kidding.

Then how would we know she’s not gonna be racist?

And if she said that, it would have been hilarious!

Unnecessary warning WAT

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I know I'm terrified just watching it. I literally cried when she said that. I can't even.

@@adamgerald849I’m balling 😢😭🏀🏀

@@cad2988 I'm still in the fetal position

Is that bibble?

@@AntonioThomson-tk7xw yes

@@AntonioThomson-tk7xw LMAO

“Just Kidding”, “Just Kidding”

“Another settlement needs your help”

god these uttp kids are going bonkers here 💀

Certified S-tier

@@libberslibbers8559-jl1ustheyre not kids, they dont even exist lol. its a bot

And a whoo yeah baby at some point

surely wouldn't have forgotten to make a game analogy

Damn Anony, that was brilliant and brutal

Six is way too less, I'd bet that those six analogies would be a factor of 15 different metaphors, belonging to 18 different idioms. Truly one of the Shakespeares of all time 🙏🏻

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

People would probably pay him to do wedding speeches lol

@UTTPSergeantBillMCook i reported this comment, your channel and most of your videos. get help.

This made me laugh

i thought he was gonna say that at the end lol

@@qarful7 Me too.

My father always said, diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of ideas 😂

Thats charlie for ya

Change "some" to 'most'.

As I usually say about people like her - "She certainly took her time to make her pointless..." 😏🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧

​@@thedarkknight1971 Dannnng! That's a good one 😂

Grey shirt = cringeee

grey shirt: cringing

Gray shirt= a Palpatine

Sex suit: taking back the throne of dildos

Like the willy Wonka villain?

it felt like it was clapping to let her know to get off the damn podium lmfao

They were forcing her to finish

I think people clapped ironically

That was more of a "wrap it up" clap. Like at the Oscars.

crazy I'm stronger than 40 norwegians as a filipino ex monk

kind of like someone saying "with all due respect" always lets you know they're gonna say something disrespectful af

@@user-ik9ly9hr5q It's all "due" respect. Sometimes it's not due.

Insert “I’m not racist but Asian people *booooaaahhhh*” vine

​@SmolPotatowo yeah ig 'no offence' is a more apt comparison

That's why when my joke could be 'perceived' as racist, I just tell the joke because its all about intent in my eyes, a good comedian, whether he is famous or works in a warehouse, doesn't see race, he sees a story to tell involving people who live on this planet which, in his mind he perceived to be funny

".. I just wanted to talk about this wedding, so, that's it, see ya"

He always cooks

Nothing worse then racism imo

OH SO YOURE OKAY WITH CHILD RAPE ? ​@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA

what did she say that was racist?

But it didn't though

@@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGAtorture?

Finally, I found this comment

Oh no bro

Fr lol

​@LunarNovaAnimations *MY MOM!!!*

ASGHDJKJDHJKS TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Than* but you have the spirit.

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

damn all bots, i'll be a real human for you ❤ i agree with your comment.

They thankfully knew when to cut in and that's why the clapping started before the woman officially announced she was finished. It could've and likely would've gotten much worse 😂

When will this short narcissist prlck leave people alone and actually create content instead of dumping on everything and everyone he doesn't like or agree with for easy clicks? It's disgusting.

Ikr, the start was cringe enough to leave a bad memory but the SECOND she decided to bring up race it got way worse

I felt my comfortability leave my body

Well damn

Everyone but HER 😂😭

I was like "ok this is really bad but at least she's not like ruining the wedding she's just really awkward..." And then she hit us with "I'm not gonna be racist" and it was over

Well, a lot of home videos have now made their way to the internet. So, committing a faux paux before the internet isn't saving them, lol.

Our undocumented history of species is probably beyond cringe and pathetic

there are things that are better hidden 💀

I doubt this would've been lived down by everyone she knew though 😅

I think about that a lot especially regarding kids in school. I remember in like 5th grade I went up the popular girl hideout or whatever, which was literally a baseball dugout at the time. And I wanted to say one of them 'blew me away' and acted out being knocked back. Except, I actually did slip and fall in mud right in front of all of them lmao. Yeah they didn't forget but video proof would have sucked for the rest of my school days. On the other hand, there's 1000 other things I wish were recorded so it is what it is

Fr

@UTTPSergeantBillMCook bait used to be believable ;(

It's truly a time to be witness.

​@@HezekiahSchneider Bait used to be SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

@UTTPSergeantBillMCookstfu , you’re reported

I immediately saw her turn around and make that look too and that’s 100% what it’s gotta mean. or just “is anyone else even hearing this properly rn…” felt so gross for her :((

Yeah I can't watch this, absolutely excruciating

I almost closed the video a few times, so excruciating to watch

I’m shocked no one got her out of there Jesus especially after the random racist comment💀

@@DCshandle wasn't that racist tho. And everyone has had racist thoughts. So dont be hypocritical.

@@claudius_drusus_ "everyone" ? lmaooo yeah okay, that doesn't change the fact that expressing those thoughts in a wedding speech is stupid af and worth mocking

yo ur right

This is the second episode that introduces the new character known as *”Gray Shirt Charlie”* and while I’m enjoying his arch, I do miss the main character *”White Shirt Charlie”* as well as the occurring antagonist *”Black Shirt Charlie.”*

@@arthurmorgan8820bro why are you talking to the bots?

Grey shirt charlie been around since he made fun of The Rock for being the fakest celebrity

@@huntercool2232 hear me out bro… moment of straight stupidity on my part won’t happen again.

Of course. There's no alternate endings in this game

Best comment on this app

@@bigjalapeno7061but…

Not to be all won’t someone think of the children but did it not cross that guy’s mind once that kids would be in attendance?

Was it an Australian wedding?

​@@boganshazz821hahaha was going to ask the same

@@ckbs1 😜sounds right

@@boganshazz821 No was in the states. Reception was on a boat; there was no way to escape the verbal diarrhea.

Lol

I can't believe this is real 😂😂😂😂

i lost it… that poor child😭idk whether to laugh or cry

@@maddisong6846 Why not both

7:37

I couldn’t even watch it

You know what else is painful? People who are illiterate. It's "speeches" not "speaches." Yes, I know it SOUNDS like peaches but close doesn't count.

@@pastywhite6669 bro spends his free time looking for corrections in KZfaq comments😬😬

@@pastywhite6669 Was coming out to your parents painful?

​@itz_me_aziza_21What does this even mean

@@commitfelonyfelineliterally nothing

I thought the same

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

Have a script ahead of time, stick to it. If comedy isn't your thing, then just be heartfelt. I honestly just wouldn't do a speech at all

Fair enough

I had to do one since I was my friends best man. I didn’t write a single thing down. I had thought of a few things, but nothing. Yeah, it felt a little stressful but luckily the bridesmaid was nervous too and wanted to go first to get it out of the way. She had a nice, thoughtful, and long enough of a speech. Then my time came. I kept it simple as you could get. I brought up our longtime friendship, said thank you to the bride and that I’m happy she’s the one to choose him, and that there’s nobody else I’d want to see him with. I finished that thing within a minute and got a good applause out of it. The poor girl who was the bridesmaid felt so betrayed, she didn’t think I’d be so quick, clean, and simple with it. Too bad that girls taken though, she was a dime and a half.

Damn I keep thinking the replies are real people

Lol yea. Pretty funny

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Hard to hear

Cool pfp

she sounded to me like she thought she needed to make a raunchy speech bc thats always what people do in movies but at the same time she's not funny or entertainingly cringe and was trying to placate the audience by saying just kidding or commenting on the couple. if this was my wedding, i would have had the mic cut because not only is she embarrassing herself, she's embarrassing the bride

​@@r.8902 Ya that's just horrible

@EmbyrKhenPyre if you're implying what I think you are, I had the same train of thought. Wouldn't be surprised if she also tried to be a homewrecker Safe to say the alcohol or whatever she did fueled her intrusive thoughts to come out swinging and winning

@UTTPSergeantBillMCookyou only have a video

@@808_sukuna_extrathere bots replying to one another

As in “I do”? 😏

What would you want him to say at your wedding?

That would require me to be lucky twice. Once being to get Charlie to speak at my wedding, second being finding someone who would marry me. 💀💀

JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!