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With gobby not knowing the difference between the fish and the music term bass, I can imagine her reading “We turned the bass up so high the building shook” and she is sitting there imagining a giant fish flopping around rapidly making the room shake for a solid 5 minutes and then realizing they meant the music term bass

I like how within two minutes, Ellis admits that he'd be ok with eating nothing but nutrient paste for the rest of his life, then calls Alex an unfeeling robot.

As an italian person, Jonk's spell at minute 6:40 is so majestic that my ears are bleeding

Yay, my ps5 joke got in a video

Not even 30 seconds in and Ellis pulls a Jonk

In Poznań we have a restaurnat/bakery called "Gluten Tag" which is funny bcs in polish translation it would be called "Yes to Gluten" :D They have pretty tasty breakfasts

3:49 yeah ok, if Gabby and Jonk ever get a dog, I'm calling PETA... I think they'd appreciate two seasoned employees.

7:02 Gabby saying "Bees :D" was so freaking cute

at 7:00 when gabby said "bees :D" i internally cried from how cute it was

I cannot believe Gabby hasn't made a 'Beez Nuts' joke yet. :D

1:38 It wouldn’t be a WPE video without Jake blowing everyone up.

That frying pan sound effect made me chuckle maniacally

I’m like “how can you survive on just nutrient paste, it has no taste and texture, it’s bad” and then I think “oh they are from UK they are already used to it” XD

Good lord I remember entering the stream and Jake was speaking Italian I thought I was having a stroke

2:40 from the moment Alex understand the weakness of his flesh, it discusted him

Jonk pronouncing "Germany" as "Jiminy" was pretty fucking great. 😂

I love how even though I’ll come home from school balling my eyes out from having a mental breakdown, I watch a single episode of WPE and I’m smiling and laughing. Love y’all’s content 👍

0:48 is Jake actually says "Redacted" over there?😂

There have been a fair few attempts to produce nutrient powders or pastes. Back in 2016, the best known attempt at this was Soylent, which had been started in 2013 by Rob Rhinehart. Rob Rhinehart was quoted as saying “I hypothesised that the body doesn’t need food itself, merely the chemicals and elements it contains.”

A bakery in Germany would be gluten tag while a bakery in france would be jonk’s pain offering

If I owned a french bakery in a hospital cafeteria I'd call it "Eau De Pain"

3:05 he went full registeel

6:49 🎶 he put a spell on yooooou so now subscribe 🎶

You had me with the German dad joke in the thumbnail.

As a software developer from the UK, I say "bay-tah" and rhyme it with "day-tah" because it sounds more professional. Despite the UK pronunciation being "bee-tah", the same as the Greek pronunciation.

Another WPE shenanigans compilation I swear I don't think I've ever NOT laughed at when I watched a video from you guys lol

I like that with the lack of Cath their likeliness of getting cathed has been reduced by 65%.

Siren island reminded of Gabby learning to sing in Sims😅

Gluten tag is serious a genious name for a bakery in Germany. Great idea Gabby/Cath.

Being content to eat nutrient paste forever is somehow the most UK thing I’ve ever heard. RUUULE BRITANNIA. AND ALL HER BOILED FOODS 🇬🇧

Gluten Tag is such a good joke.

0:18 and he calls them incompetent lol

0:15 I did that in Warzone 2. I picked up an RPG, Turned around, shot the RPG, realized the NPC had a shield, fricken got downed, and then rage quitted 😂

I love how one does a thing and everyone goes dumb goblin mode immediately

0:33 I can say with confidence this is what a migraine would sound like

I laughed so hard when nick found the frying pan and hit the chicken just the here chikka chikka chikka *clang* like it’s the kind of laugh where your an muscles feel like they’ve curled up and laughing is a silent spasm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED Alex’s joke about the German bakery 😂😂😂😂

After that butchering of my ears that was Jonk trying to speak Italian, I'll drink ethanol and light myself on fire Love y'all and your Vids, guys ❤❤❤

As an experienced migraine man thats basically what it sounds like

Only jake would "accidentally" shoot a robot dog with a 50 cal

As a german, that bakery joke punched me out of my seat! I literally cackled like a hyena for a good minute 🤣🤣🤣 What a genius idea!

"Jonk's casting a spell"... There is a Pratchettian joke there somewhere, possibly.

That italian readingv hurt my soul to a core level. Whatever Jonk tried to spell, can be sent to the butcher's shop cause it was completely slaughtered.

Jonk's italian hurts me on a spiritual level

"Wait this game has a Tutorial" is the most wpm thing ever 😂

Every gaming channel ever: "Wait this game has a tutorial?"

"Did you just kill yourself?" "I pressed the wrong button." Ellis just pulled a Jonk.

2:00 i think jonk has learned what Ellis must feel

I watch these videos with my girlfriend, and she asked near the end of this one, after already watching fucktons of videos, "...Why is he Jonk?" And this could easily be understood as either an philosophical, maybe even existential question, or a more literal question. Although upon further discussion, she does in fact mean, "Why is he called Jonk?" rather than, "Why do Jonk do what Jonk do?" My best attempt at an answer is, "Because his name is Jake, and he's a little bit jonky." I would greatly appreciate an official answer to both the philosophical and literal end of this question. I'm sure the crowd can answer the literal, but I feel that only Jonk can say why Jonk do what Jonk do.

The sound of nick hitting a chicken with a frying pan is the best sound i have ever heard

damn this was fun to watch on a thursday morning

Nick donking that chicken on the head with the sound and then he turns around with a pan in one hand and a fucking chicken in the other, absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

4:04 DEEZ NUTS. 4:30 Best green energy ever of all time. 5:19 Kris Kross "Jump" playing in the background

Like my German barber, Herr Cutt

I mean, to be fair to the eating one, I'm the same. Buying the food, preparing the food, cooking the food, letting it cool, eating it, and the bloody expulsion of it later, it's just such a pain. I genuinely would be fine never eating again if I could. Also, "slapping the bass" sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

jonk is casting a spell that just made me laugh so hard

Some people seek to split the atom, the WorstPremadeEver graduated to splitting chickens.

Now I want WPE Merch that's just a shirt showing Jonk in Hogwarts robes, waving a wand and muttering bits of Italian

Hmmm Wunderbar, now we can bake: 1. Weizenbrot oder Weißbrot 2. Weizenmischbrot 3. Roggenbrot 4. Roggenmischbrot 5. Vollkornbrot 6. Weizenvollkornbrot 7. Roggenvollkornbrot 8. Hafervollkornbrot oder Vollkornbrote mit anderen Getreidearten 9. Schrotbrot 10. Weizenschrotbrot 11. Roggenschrotbrot 12. Pumpernickel 13. Toastbrot 14. Knäckebrot 15. Mehrkornbrot, Dreikornbrot, Vierkornbrot usw. 16. Haferbrot, Reisbrot, Maisbrot, Hirsebrot, Buchweizenbrot, Gerstenbrot 17. Dinkelbrot, Triticalebrot And much more! Also dont forget to put butter before the Nutella!

For the WPE-staff: If you're sitting on a horse and it's tired. You're riding a bike. Wonderful day to all of you goofballs. ^^

Top-notch German humor.

*bonk* "whammo!" - Nick with a frying pan 🤣

Gabby say something Gabby: BEES! :D

"Ladies first... Gabby, talk." - "Beeeeees :D" xD

7:22 "wow wow wow! Pipe Bomb. So cool. I wonder what happens if I -" *beep*

6:17 don't worry Jake, even italians can't speak Italian correctly 😬😬😬

1:03 As someone who currently owns chickens and has for the past 10-12 years, some days, that's accurate.

Jonk is the master of languages

XD WHY is the Frying Pan scene so damn funny!? Is it the sound of the pan hitting the chicken or the overall talk about using a frying pan to get chickens?

7:05 now THAT'S how you do content!

he hit the chicken so hard it had mitosis

Yeah you don't catch a chicken with a frying pan you thaw a chicken with a frying pan.

2:18 is the most brittish conversation I've ever heard

6:17 as an italian i can confirm that was nowhere near understandable

Call me a madman, but accidentally shooting a 50cal. In their dogs face sounds somehow just *so* John...

4:53 No Ellis. We don't say "Bay-ter" either.

6:47 Jake is not casting a spell he just summoning a weird and dark ritual or smth...

I think if the world switched to only nutrient paste, I would just end my own life. Food is the rock keeping me grounded.

It's like watching one and a half gamer trying to teach his marginally interested, totally lost siblings how to play the game. 😂

"call me cute, I'll kill you in your sleep. call me cute" well that sums up yanderes in a nutshell

To be fair most games will tell you the controls when they become relevant

Gabby: i want a dog! Also gabby: *baseball bat to dogs face* Jonk: shoots dog with a 50 cal Jonk: i dont think getting a dog is a good idez

Tasting food is so much fun though 😢

3:50 poor mingus..

Jake reading Italian casting Spell of Bleeding Ears

dont wanna be that guy but only one species of Jellyfish can technically live forever, the Turritopsis dohrnii.

Don't feel too bad about the 'unfeeling robot' thing Alex. I would love being able to just passively produce energy without eating ie having an energy source internally. I think it'd be nice to still be *able* to eat food, so you could still eat and taste the things you do enjoy, without having to worry about it being unhealthy. Plus, if you're just producing energy without eating, you wouldn't have to use the bathroom! Added bonus. Also I have *never* heard of beta said that way, it's gonna be a dayta/dahta debacle all over again and I'm not gonna remember which one I used to say by default anymore!

Genius thumbnail pun.

6:18 he hexed us with dyslexia

Jonk ,alex, and ellis are the 3 stooges and gabby and cath are abbit and costello

1:13 NO! I heard enough about cloning in the stream today, please no more!

4:30 OMG, I've seen this same layout on another game... but there was a master bedroom you had to walk across before the balcony but you can walk left on the balcony to another room in the mansion... but the game is... uh... *very unique*

First thing I do on every single game I ever play is go into the settings, make sure everything is correct and proper (such as invert Y being on like a normal person), and then look at the keybinds.

I don't know if this is on purpose, but Gabby is killing it/owning the Tiny Tina impression :P

bros the literal embodiment of mouth going faster than the brain XD

You clearly from the UK for thinking in such a way of food!😂

If Jake ever talks italian like that again i'll rescind my citizenship and move

Gobby can be brainless wholesome happy murderish or FULL SCOOTISH

Alex: steals jakes joke Probably Jake: fuck it where’s the chicken killing frying pan