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@XenonTheFox6 ай бұрын
my discord server: discord.gg/xenontf
@LoganIsSupaCool6 ай бұрын
Elaborate why it took my 2 weeks to make this comments
@LoganIsSupaCool6 ай бұрын
Not even 2 weeks a whole year
@fractalcloud85436 ай бұрын
Do the thing
@assfuckerthejointpounder58346 ай бұрын
"Woman, what women"
@defnothankjwimbleton34755 ай бұрын
Simp
@red_the_anomaly6 ай бұрын
Man put up Loona and immediately summoned an entire fanbase Edit (4mo later): How on God’s green earth did I get about 250 comments and 25k likes???
@alickricciripalda21186 ай бұрын
69 likes and no comment? Also I'm the 69th like nc
@dutchvanderbilt99696 ай бұрын
It worked didn't it?
@Brucebanner16 ай бұрын
99 likes and 2 comments let me fix that
@bibthebalder6 ай бұрын
Is that the actual name bc I think I saw that on a p🅾️rn thingy and it was also Loona💀
@ShalltearBloodfallen6666 ай бұрын
Yep got my ass
@Sonic_blur7 ай бұрын
Damn youtube cooked the preview
@Geilolp.6 ай бұрын
chef yt frfr
@StikbotJP6 ай бұрын
Sonic, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?!!?
@clockFox096 ай бұрын
"Why is Sonic on the same line as THE VILLAIN LINE?!?!"
@omeiga6 ай бұрын
smash though
@afsda84866 ай бұрын
Fr
@_xREECEx_15 күн бұрын
“Get the woman of your dreams…” proceeds to show a picture of a human killing hellhound:
@A_Trench_Man6 күн бұрын
Worth it
@Lance2014-ld2dv6 күн бұрын
That woman looks hot 😏
@x3dwany3714 күн бұрын
@@A_Trench_Manworth it? Id kill for it 😭
@imeneanze3 күн бұрын
@@x3dwany371I'd get killed for it
@BecomeaGangsterToday3 күн бұрын
Yeah
@ezekielgaming816927 күн бұрын
Bro made the therapist rich 💀💀💀
@shitpost-o-matic7469 Жыл бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" 💀
@manuman531910 ай бұрын
Bro you this image is exactly why you clicked on this video, don't even try to lie.
@xx-ghoul-xx36148 ай бұрын
@@manuman5319lol
@panmopsel7 ай бұрын
@@manuman5319heard of ancient Chinese technique called “scrolling”?
@captaincrusher8177 ай бұрын
💀
@BrowncoatZombie7 ай бұрын
@@panmopsel💀
@tuscansun23207 ай бұрын
“woman of your dreams” was a self report bro
@OverStrive20087 ай бұрын
Real
@lee-oe7rr7 ай бұрын
@@OverStrive2008NAHHHH Cuddle team leader is better she og
@OverStrive20087 ай бұрын
@@lee-oe7rr Raven team leader though, cuddle team leader looks like a stuffed animal and will hurt
@PaT.......6 ай бұрын
She kinda bad tho
@sulle32566 ай бұрын
@@PaT.......she defenetly is
@PGF189214 күн бұрын
"Yeah thats- Its worth it..... Its- Yeah... Yeah its worth it." 💀
@KickinChicken45423 күн бұрын
Team won’t press the button 👇🏻
@Wubz_Official5 ай бұрын
Bro didn't just summon the Helluva Boss community, bro summoned every Rule 34 artist💀💀
@someguywithmtndew56915 ай бұрын
e621*
@damianencinas35815 ай бұрын
Well it worth it
@gareb3ar175 ай бұрын
@@someguywithmtndew5691 Both are here
@piktureit5 ай бұрын
@@someguywithmtndew5691Ah yes, my favourite website.
@wolfypack16335 ай бұрын
@@someguywithmtndew5691 i was gonna say that
@macinskij6 ай бұрын
Hear me out guys, let him cook
@kot0006 ай бұрын
no
@lennzilla55786 ай бұрын
No,the fuck,I’m not
@king109kill6 ай бұрын
Oh hell no bruh
@Ghostthebeatmaker6 ай бұрын
I don’t like furies… I’m a robot dude… but ima have to say that thumbnail is a 10/10 … let him cook
@Ghostthebeatmaker6 ай бұрын
I’m hering you out
@ExotixSuperGames10 күн бұрын
“ woman of my dreams” nah that’s the woman of my nightmares💀💀💀 I swear if I catch that coming to my house, you don’t wanna know what’s going to happen. OK fine I’ll tell you…. Where did you put the Glock-
@D0rifto22 күн бұрын
came for the thumbnail, stayed for the whole video
@gneu15276 ай бұрын
The women of your dreams *proceeds to show an image of luna twice*
@Six_iffinder6 ай бұрын
I can almost picture in my mind the greasy 30 year old man with a triple chin behind the screen adding in that picture like its nothing
@Glacial_floofs6 ай бұрын
well. it's specifically the woman of HIS dreams. you could imagine any woman of those images
@Vqxc6 ай бұрын
"loona" Edit: I didn't know this comment is gonna get this famous
@miimasterCharlie6 ай бұрын
How do you know her name? 🤨
@raedfarooqi6 ай бұрын
@@Glacial_floofsyeah bro it's my favourite
@TrippyGyro5 ай бұрын
"babe, i won a million dollars." "nuh uh"
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction5 ай бұрын
Only comment I've seen not talkin abt loona or the religion thin
@KageKobushi5 ай бұрын
I mean let's be real - you'd eventually get good at reverse talking. 'Babe, I lost the lottery again.' 'No way! That's like the 20th time!' 'As you can see here the evidence confirms I in fact shot the defendant' 'Innocent!'
@collinthegamer5105 ай бұрын
Real
@creepypastor0075 ай бұрын
I didn't win the lottery
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction5 ай бұрын
@@creepypastor007 "Nuh uh"
@i_have_too_many_aestheticsАй бұрын
loona from helluva boss is crazy 💀
@JustSomeguy29125 күн бұрын
"But is it Fredy fastbear?" Xenon The Fox- 2024
@OR566 ай бұрын
KZfaq is cooking with that thumbnail. I love the: “you get the woman of your dreams” *Loona fanart* “Me too kid.”
@Xzilo646 ай бұрын
The only thing actually getting cooked is that country in your profile pic.
@NuclearOverkill6 ай бұрын
@@Xzilo64Nah 💀
@NathanielUribe-mu9ut6 ай бұрын
Say that for yourself Russia is getting their shit rocked
@vaskovasko40446 ай бұрын
@@finnfox747🤖🤖
@Adifanadi6 ай бұрын
@@Xzilo64Good one 😂
@Dr_Monitor6 ай бұрын
Ngl I saw the thumbnail and I was like "I'm no furry, but Loona is planted firmly in the 'would' category".
@_poop_games6 ай бұрын
Why,she IS actually a demon só is not furry thing
@rogerdavito74796 ай бұрын
@@_poop_games Yeah... not sure that's how it works, demons can be classified furry as well if they got the looks but I'd agree with you if Loona was a werewolf. GOOD DAY
@_poop_games6 ай бұрын
@@rogerdavito7479 He could at least use her human form, and if he had her as a woman he would be arrested for zoophilia. Have a good day too
@Danomancy6 ай бұрын
and so, it has begun
@rogerdavito74796 ай бұрын
Assuming the existence of non-human species of human level of intellect is acknowledged, I feel like a new word would be invented instead of zoophilia, now we just gotta invent it, how about Aspecilia?@@_poop_games
@Taxevader243Ай бұрын
Bro did the helluva boss fandom dirty
@SideGreen19 күн бұрын
bro just self reported with that “woman of your dreams” part
@JMTRBXXXXАй бұрын
“It’s lottery time” “I have the winning numbers!” *I don’t trust you 💀*
@KWKjuneАй бұрын
Simple fix: just add “Don’t” behind the “have” so that they don’t trust they you DON’T have the winning numbers
@Dacy_manАй бұрын
Jmt, why aren't you making gnb videos hmmmm?
@JMTRBXXXXАй бұрын
@@Dacy_man I am a clone sussy boy 🤭
@TheUnseenKrab21 күн бұрын
One rich mofo 🥇
@mr.sofreshandsoclean374620 күн бұрын
@@KWKjune on bro not even smart just common sense
@SyndicatedOcto5 ай бұрын
Like a man once said: “Throw me to a pack of wolves and I’ll be a father within weeks.”
@murke80565 ай бұрын
You mean 9 months?
@angelmishima53964 ай бұрын
No. Weeks.@@murke8056
@bruhed11174 ай бұрын
@@murke8056he’s just that goddamn fast
@GewelReal4 ай бұрын
@@murke8056how long is wolf pregnancy?
@murke80564 ай бұрын
@@GewelReal Humanoid wolf
@plethinity24522 күн бұрын
Bro just outed his preference like that 🫰
@BoyMultiYT3 күн бұрын
Bro has mastered the art of simp summoning
@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal5 ай бұрын
We all know we came here because of the thumbnail
@Fil3name55 ай бұрын
guilty
@thisisauniquename54175 ай бұрын
Guilty
@Telepathic_Monkey_Experiment5 ай бұрын
Guilty
@AaronBarrera-kz2yt5 ай бұрын
*g u i l t y*
@YourNotThatGuyBro5 ай бұрын
yo wtf 💀
@atlantis86876 ай бұрын
Bro the thrumbnail caught me off guard at 3am in the morning
@Pitogyrakiscck5 ай бұрын
Yeah like wtf Made me say enough KZfaq for today to be honest
@xd_joe5 ай бұрын
I love it when it's 3 at morning in the morning
@redstoneminecart1205 ай бұрын
@@xd_joe 😂
@13akula5 ай бұрын
literaly the situation I'm in
@thefootyphantom8515 ай бұрын
Yet you still clicked on the video 🤔🤔
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._10 күн бұрын
You just spawned a whole fan base
@MoraSaber-jk2lo7 күн бұрын
"the woman of your dreams" Dude... I'm a freaking girl
@skyyberry4 күн бұрын
Me too but loona tho…
@mano_aryan2023 күн бұрын
Just shows the male version of Loona
@wellageniluka36957 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is crazy 💀
@maxjones46697 ай бұрын
We all clicked on it so what does that say about us?
@VurThePerson7 ай бұрын
Bro got unlucky
@rusted94837 ай бұрын
@@maxjones4669i mean yeah but no was saying we are any better so yeah...
@raeann4457 ай бұрын
@@maxjones4669 I clicked on it because I knew there was more to it than just the thumbnail, and I was correct lmao
@orangeguy57326 ай бұрын
She kinda bad tho-
@thanh694202 ай бұрын
"would you press the button?" "nah i'd press the thumbnail"
@ozzyvr_alt_no_faekАй бұрын
same
@DoodlezYT1223Ай бұрын
💀
@The_Earth-onYTАй бұрын
Smas-
@RandomyoutubecopАй бұрын
@@DoodlezYT1223🗿🔫
@Thepharaoh877Ай бұрын
Smash no question
@LILAC_BUNNI5 күн бұрын
*shows a fictional hellbound* Him: *gets slapped every day since shes not real*
@NovikNikolovic20 күн бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" Loona? Yesssss, anything for her!!
@tucker29019 күн бұрын
no
@LeoUrry3 күн бұрын
𝚢𝙴𝚜
@Russian_farts1236 ай бұрын
"Woman of your dreams" *proceeds to show loona*💀
@SerafimhackeMascot6 ай бұрын
Bro he has the balls to show her dream women 💀
@user-gz4ss2vv3c6 ай бұрын
bro the image was why we all came here
@marshmellowguy5866 ай бұрын
Is there a problem?
@hotdogdestroyer-vd2nk6 ай бұрын
i mean shes the age of consent in the show right?
@cc_rex50176 ай бұрын
Comprehensive_Ice135 would approve this message
@IlRiccioItaliano1455 ай бұрын
Can't imagine the search history 😭🙏
@Emeraldfoxy15 ай бұрын
Same I cant😐✌️🫥
@phoenixilr4 ай бұрын
Bro summoned me from the brink of death
@juanecheverria89174 ай бұрын
SAME 💀
@Untied_States_of_Murica4 ай бұрын
Don’t worry the FBI can check for us
@EpicSansTheMemelord4 ай бұрын
Bros life is furry porn💀
@deskbop2 күн бұрын
"I don't trust that you bought this lottery ticket. Is it even real?"
@arandomcrusader88226 ай бұрын
"Hey man I won the lottery" 'Nah I bet you forged that'
@raven_m0rt8336 ай бұрын
Don't worry, they won't believe your sights, but they may believe that you won the lottery
@evilsclone24996 ай бұрын
dude that would be so good tho
@benwillems85846 ай бұрын
@@raven_m0rt833believe the fully restored Jaguar E-Type I am rocking around in
@Idkwhattoput52296 ай бұрын
"I punched that guy" No you didnt
@arandomcrusader88224 ай бұрын
@benwillems8584 "bro I am literally driving around with a Jaguar using the money I got from the lottery" "Nah dude you coulda stolen that"
@Levmih5 ай бұрын
“Woman of your dreams💀” bro’s thinking about a different species of woman
@Onemoresnake5 ай бұрын
First one yeah because KING CRIMSON! Seconds one nah Third one Nah
@VarunPotter-yj5kc5 ай бұрын
He is a wolf
@jamesverner91325 ай бұрын
Worth
@havehadit4605 ай бұрын
@@VarunPotter-yj5kc no hes a human.
@EinXTRAZ5 ай бұрын
@@havehadit460no furries are furries
@Vox_The_TV9 күн бұрын
I’m gay and taken so that second one is a no go 💀
@hahahahaha1397Күн бұрын
Repent
@Vox_The_TV22 сағат бұрын
@@hahahahaha1397 fym
@weall12083 күн бұрын
Bro had ZERO shame I respect that
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers6 ай бұрын
clicked for the preview, stayed for the preview
@Weird_is_the_new_normal6 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@sadbrokenbarrel49645 ай бұрын
My guy got life figured out
@GoofyTheCube5 ай бұрын
@@sadbrokenbarrel4964 Yeah, im a simp... Super Insane Main Person
@that1sprig4 ай бұрын
@@GoofyTheCubewhat does that even mean
@GoofyTheCube4 ай бұрын
@@that1sprig I’m not too sure 😜
@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf7 ай бұрын
If that’s the woman of your dreams, she’s gonna be the one slapping you 💀
@peepster35186 ай бұрын
Kinky
@Zarkifos6 ай бұрын
true
@gamingdevil496 ай бұрын
As far as I know, that's actually not too far off
@greenweeaboo89246 ай бұрын
I’d be going harder mommy
@Broken_Exhaust_Pipe6 ай бұрын
W O R T H I T
@dirtiestharry65513 күн бұрын
The fact that no one will ever believe that I can see through time seems like an upside lol. If I make an oopsie and make things obvious no one will be able to put it together? That's a win in my book.
@fabiopauli42013 күн бұрын
> Choose making a religion > Make it preach about misstrusting any outsiders and leading crusades and holy wars against those of other faith > Other Religions become trusting and friendly to all outsiders as a response > Abolish Religion unless needed again
@sndrc95 ай бұрын
bro really brought up Loona like he won't get slapped more than 50 times
@amogus53866 ай бұрын
AS A DUDE WHO CANT EVEN FEEL ANY PAIN I SEE THIS AS A WIN
@Dralbuck86 ай бұрын
Even if i could not feel pain, id still decline, dogs are not my type
@Chicken20546 ай бұрын
@@Dralbuck8bro it means any one
@Kingofmenaces6 ай бұрын
Those slaps will make you feel pain
@arkking5526 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but did I read BODIES
@TheChesher6 ай бұрын
@@Dralbuck8 It's case by case basis, not specifically that hybrid creature.
@xLlxlyx25 күн бұрын
Bro was like "would you press this button if..." I was like YUP!
@JCanimates_stuff4 күн бұрын
Nahh the thumbnail was wild💀
@KingVaporeonYT6 ай бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" Proceeds to pull out an image of loona. The fan base: LET HIM COOK!!!
@kot0006 ай бұрын
ill not let him cook
@Theguywholikesblueberries6 ай бұрын
Same @@kot000
@kot0006 ай бұрын
@@Theguywholikesblueberries he will not make me a nice meal to eat
@Theguywholikesblueberries6 ай бұрын
@@kot000 same
@AustinBlack286 ай бұрын
call me stupid but what is the meaning of "Let him cook?"
@Purplefears6 ай бұрын
He is the final boss of the furrys 😂
@eden_on_youtube5 ай бұрын
Atleast he's not the final boss of Freddy Fazbear's, because then instead of laughing, he'd say "hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur"
@eclypse15135 ай бұрын
Hur, hur, hur hur @@eden_on_youtube
@OliKlucz85 ай бұрын
Bro is not furry its devil from helluva boss
@someguywithmtndew56915 ай бұрын
@@OliKlucz8anthropomorphic wolf, yeah it's a furry
@Nightprideenclave_studio5 ай бұрын
No she a furry devils
@M1CH63LP19 күн бұрын
"woman of your dreams" *shows woman of my dreams*
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._10 күн бұрын
That’s a wolf.her names loona…SHE LITERALLY LIVES IN HELL-
@KINGOJ-rw2qz28 күн бұрын
Nah I wouldn't do the second one Imagine getting slapped 50 times😭😭 in one week plus the pain will stay for an hour oh hell nah
@steamtrainguy89096 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way bro pulled Lonna up for that thumbnail 😭
@waterlessant53556 ай бұрын
the thumbnail is randomly selected by youtube, he has no control over it
@vakqdev6 ай бұрын
got me LEAKIN'
@cpasket1226 ай бұрын
@@waterlessant5355w KZfaq then
@cyphoah87485 ай бұрын
@@vakqdevI beg your pardon.. I beg your pardon
@dust1333 ай бұрын
The “but no one will ever trust you” puts a bigger wrench in the works than people might think. Because he doesn’t specify that it’s trusting in your prediction, it means no one trusts you at all. You could tell someone the most basic thing, like grass is green, and they’d be forced to not trust you by effect.
@Rand0mIdiot3 ай бұрын
"You aren't going to give me your credit card details."
@Pr0blum_3 ай бұрын
Easy, lie all the time. Tell people you dont have a billion dollars in your bank account or that you're not the second coming of Jesus. They will think the opposite.
@trubluduhu90552 ай бұрын
@@Pr0blum_ The greatest Uno Reverse solution, you live a life of telling lies. Reverse Boy who cried Wolf where then everyone "trusts" you by you telling a lie
@milefiori76942 ай бұрын
That's strength on its own if used, correctly, the sky is the limit people, when it comes to creativity!
@BucketBoatable2 ай бұрын
If a country leaders figured out I have this power and hired me as some sort of a public speaker: "Yes, our border with your country is very well defended." "We have a nuclear weapon program." "No, rich country, we don't need any support."
@LCGamingYTАй бұрын
“Mom, I have the winning numbers for the lottery” “Nope.”
@MidStar_gamer956 күн бұрын
Literally summoned the helluva boss fandom with one image
@Fireball-gz4sk3 ай бұрын
Aint no way you put loona and jesus in the SAME VIDEO 💀
@ToniMussolini2 ай бұрын
Why not I think will be good together 💀
@Fireball-gz4sk2 ай бұрын
@@ToniMussolini that's crazy💀
@ToniMussolini2 ай бұрын
@@Fireball-gz4sk nah I think Jesus it’s a good husband for loona 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Fireball-gz4sk2 ай бұрын
@@ToniMussolini ok bro stop.
@ToniMussolini2 ай бұрын
@@Fireball-gz4sk you right. let’s play counter strike 2 🗿🍷
@Molten_Marshmallow5 ай бұрын
The dedication to Loona is wild
@countrpunch14 ай бұрын
I can respect his dedication.
@MiguelFerreiraRibeiro18 күн бұрын
"would you press the button,everyone will die but you will get 1 cent" this guy:yes
@user-yw8jh3us4n4 күн бұрын
1 : yea 2 : no just no 3 : sure why not
@AnthonyXD24 ай бұрын
"And then something just snapped, something inside me"
@Exaspatial3 ай бұрын
"I couldn't take it anymore"
@laMONKE.3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about being better than kakarot"
@RobertGold6793 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about being a super Saiyan"
@TotallyNOTakitkat3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care if I lived"
@kratos18973 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about anything"
@wict54056 ай бұрын
Bro did not just put up a picture of loona when he said “woman of your dreams” 💀
@Usefulfornothing6 ай бұрын
Alright guys hear me out, if it says woman of your dreams? Does children cou-
@CrystalX6706 ай бұрын
@@Usefulfornothing nahhhh
@OverratedPenguin6 ай бұрын
@@Usefulfornothinghe said woman not girl
@Usefulfornothing6 ай бұрын
@@OverratedPenguin I thought loli's count
@OverratedPenguin6 ай бұрын
@@Usefulfornothing a loli is not a woman
@USA_UNCLESAM6 күн бұрын
The fact you put Loona for "woman of your dreams" is astonishing
@cheeseman90726 ай бұрын
“You will get the woman of your dreams” *opens comments*
@kleik0mango5 ай бұрын
Ay he never said where you would be slapped
@user-wd3hw9yd7f5 ай бұрын
nice bro you hit 69 likes
@that1sprig4 ай бұрын
@@kleik0mango💀
@jesp2_official6 ай бұрын
Nah bro y’all clicked for that thumbnail 💀💀💀
@_2fcd_9786 ай бұрын
What do you mean, "ya'll"? You're here too.
@gameseeker63076 ай бұрын
@@_2fcd_978😂
@Xellion8676 ай бұрын
damn right lil bro
@ventisstuff6 ай бұрын
facts
@whoim3106 ай бұрын
How did you know 🤨
@CarolineRebadavia9 күн бұрын
Bro really said press the button you'll. Get the women of you're dreams☠️💀
@viteek20cz952 күн бұрын
Bro really put a NSFW photos and Jesus at same time.
@ElRodriPR6 ай бұрын
I can bet all my life savings that everyone's here for the thumbnail 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@glorred22746 ай бұрын
I’m not
@ElRodriPR6 ай бұрын
@@glorred2274 you sure 💀
@glorred22746 ай бұрын
@@ElRodriPR Yes
@ElRodriPR6 ай бұрын
@@glorred2274 well sorry but I don't have money 💀
@estherbattaglia20886 ай бұрын
Im here for the comments
@dingelhopper11796 ай бұрын
After scrolling through a unhealthy amount of ur channel I’ve come to the conclusion that loona is on 95% of your shorts
@D3ZTRVCT0R6 ай бұрын
Nahh 💀
@yasininn766 ай бұрын
How much is "unhealthy" then, considering your last statement
@moneygrabber67206 ай бұрын
Yeah, it’s pretty weird, you can’t even call it ironic anymore since he does it so much
@Valdrr6 ай бұрын
@@yasininn76 seeing as i have done the same, priobably about 2 hours
@Tofu_soup6 ай бұрын
@@moneygrabber6720 whos loona
@xavierwalker713521 күн бұрын
50 slaps per week? That’s practically random seven slaps that last a hour each day. Who’s slapping you, Loona?!
@liquidrock2u6 ай бұрын
Imagine you're trying to sleep and all of a sudden you get slapped. The pain drags on for 30 minutes and then there's another slap...
@Clexi6 ай бұрын
To get slapped 50 times a week you’d have to get slapped around 7 times a day.
@liquidrock2u6 ай бұрын
@@Clexi Ok, and?
@Clexi6 ай бұрын
@@liquidrock2u Are you willing to accept the terms now that you understand them?
@Clexi6 ай бұрын
@@liquidrock2u I know I am
@dr.wolfenwho43106 ай бұрын
@liquidrock2u women ain't worth no sleep kid
@limethatphonecollector12897 ай бұрын
auto generated thumbnail is craaaazy man☠️
@Tasty.cookies6 ай бұрын
Ye like wtf
@AsianShinken6 ай бұрын
You choose thumbnail for shorts bro
@No.1RatedSalesman6 ай бұрын
@@AsianShinkenno you dont
@arkhamaslume6 ай бұрын
@@AsianShinken KZfaq auto generates short thumbnails lol ur wrong
@AsianShinken6 ай бұрын
@@arkhamaslume you can choose KZfaq shorts thumbnail lol you're wrong
@izolatot933018 күн бұрын
Nah, bro exposed his own search history 💀
@Watch100452 күн бұрын
Damn bro self-reported with that second one💀💀💀💀💀 bro pulled up Loona
@dartingralaughter9781Ай бұрын
"Would you pres--" This guy: duh
@Ethanol-xe4yp12 күн бұрын
lol
@grixtzymc2 ай бұрын
"Hey where's my money i won the lottery!" "I don't trust you..."
@mr_pivoman2 ай бұрын
wild
@sansgaster446Ай бұрын
Nah you just go "yeah I completely cheated I did not earn that money as I can see past present and future" then they don't trust you and give you the money
@sheridangamble837Ай бұрын
There aren't even 50 hours in a day so the pain will just multiply no thank u
@QueensarrowАй бұрын
@@sheridangamble837 50 times a week is about 7 or 8 times a day
@JDYT6969Ай бұрын
That isn't how it works u just show them the tickets also winning the lottery isn't the same as telling you know the winning lottery numbers Dumb
@JoakiniumАй бұрын
"You will get crushed by a car in 10 seconds" - Yeah, like I'm believing it *Saves them from a car accident* - T-that was a coincidence "Whatever, this is regular monday"
@nathaan22548 күн бұрын
My religion would be *Christianitism* Basically a deviation of Christianity
@gtaivthebestgta6 ай бұрын
bro knows what he's doing 💀😭
@UpdateFreak336 ай бұрын
Getting slapped 50 times a week would mean, on average more than 7 times a day. Still worth it though 😂
@qaerkyr91976 ай бұрын
its easy. you get all 50 slaps and 1 hour + 50 slaps duration time later you will feel no pain for an entire week.
@marcoarana99526 ай бұрын
@@qaerkyr9197Says at random.
@t900HAWK6 ай бұрын
@@qaerkyr9197yeah lol
@BBB69.6 ай бұрын
Pathetic 😂
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH6 ай бұрын
*pulls out uno reverse card*
@Ruination734 күн бұрын
“HELLUVA BOSS FAN SPAWNED IN 0 METERS AROUND YOU”
@jammillydias50827 күн бұрын
Where's my Holly water? And therapy license? 💀
@Sbrooks47326 ай бұрын
Not the “woman of your dreams” having really bad anger issues and childhood trauma! 😂
@Helluva_Hans6 ай бұрын
im subbing your chanel bc your pfp
@Theguywholikesblueberries6 ай бұрын
What.
@Davacus1236 ай бұрын
This comment may or may not call upon the "i can fix her" dudes. And im here for it
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH6 ай бұрын
@@Davacus123 Imma bout to prolly make my most sexist beat.
@ToastySNXZ6 ай бұрын
Would
@Firebend116 ай бұрын
I’m worried I out his router 💀 his search history must be wild ☠️
@Duckymen5 ай бұрын
i like loona so you should be looking at his abd not mine 💀
@Firebend115 ай бұрын
@@Duckymen yooo nah bro 💀
@user-yo3sn1gp8g5 ай бұрын
"Wild" is understating it...
@dr1chaos6665 ай бұрын
Mine is 💀💀🗡️
@Goodboi9395 ай бұрын
His incognito search history ☠️
@whereswaldo4925 күн бұрын
Bro I ain’t gonna be woken up by some random slap that won’t let me sleep for another hour
@Waltzin12 күн бұрын
1) No, because I don't want the burden of everyone's past and future, especially if it can only ever be used for self-gain. 2) No, because I already have her. 3) No, because I'd rather improve the lives of others without having to make up the terms of their salvation.
@tiresomewarheadanddoombust50763 ай бұрын
"become the founder of a religion, and it's successful" Welp, time to establish the Mechanicum of Mars
@josephcola96623 ай бұрын
THE FLESH IS WEAK!
@harleyshilling94563 ай бұрын
I'd press all 3 so I can found the imperium of man
@ppsh41823 ай бұрын
Time to get metal stilts
@caveychip75102 ай бұрын
from the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL.
@bagyongpablo7612 ай бұрын
The MoM religion💀💀
@adolfogarzachaires3946 ай бұрын
that last button choice was just the story of Jesus
@mrgoodguy992928 күн бұрын
Problem is they won't trust that you actually won the lottery
@DylanIsOnlineYT24 күн бұрын
“Is it bestiality…if…the animal…has a fat a-“ - AlphaOxtrot 2023
@AssassinatingFamousPeople6 ай бұрын
My dirty mind: “Slapped? Yes PLEASE”
@Crimson_Sun24866 ай бұрын
Yeah, he never specifically said it would be the face that got slapped. Sure, there was a couple pictures of it, but if it wasn't specifically said aloud, it doesn't count
@MARKGABRIELBADONG6 ай бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" the woman in my dreams:👺👹👽👾
@marTn3Ай бұрын
same
@Mysweetdoppio12 күн бұрын
The first one is basically what Cassandra from Greek Mythology had to live with
@sillie_keitaro._.uАй бұрын
don't let meowbahh press that last button
@pixelfiend72926 ай бұрын
The woman of my dreams is already gonna slap me 50 times a week
@Cookie09276 ай бұрын
Masochistic subs be like:
@up-set14516 ай бұрын
@@Cookie0927 markiplier:
@blachout6 ай бұрын
LeanBeefPatty followers:
@rans0mware6 ай бұрын
@@up-set1451He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can handle it XD
@up-set14516 ай бұрын
@@rans0mware true dat
@goofyahhgamer35productions393 ай бұрын
“The Woman of my dreams,” “I don’t sleep so I can’t find her.” -Lil Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot
@mahmudazaman8025Ай бұрын
The Girl Of The Dreams Will Give People Inappropathobia
@TheOisSilentNow12 күн бұрын
"Woman of your dreams" bro, you think i'll date loona!? Blitz will beat the heck outta me
@Mei_The_SharkАй бұрын
"You know those kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you"