Would You Press The Button #4

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Xenon

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@XenonTheFox
@XenonTheFox 6 ай бұрын
my discord server: discord.gg/xenontf
@LoganIsSupaCool
@LoganIsSupaCool 6 ай бұрын
Elaborate why it took my 2 weeks to make this comments
@LoganIsSupaCool
@LoganIsSupaCool 6 ай бұрын
Not even 2 weeks a whole year
@fractalcloud8543
@fractalcloud8543 6 ай бұрын
Do the thing
@assfuckerthejointpounder5834
@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 6 ай бұрын
"Woman, what women"
@defnothankjwimbleton3475
@defnothankjwimbleton3475 5 ай бұрын
Simp
@red_the_anomaly
@red_the_anomaly 6 ай бұрын
Man put up Loona and immediately summoned an entire fanbase Edit (4mo later): How on God’s green earth did I get about 250 comments and 25k likes???
@alickricciripalda2118
@alickricciripalda2118 6 ай бұрын
69 likes and no comment? Also I'm the 69th like nc
@dutchvanderbilt9969
@dutchvanderbilt9969 6 ай бұрын
It worked didn't it?
@Brucebanner1
@Brucebanner1 6 ай бұрын
99 likes and 2 comments let me fix that
@bibthebalder
@bibthebalder 6 ай бұрын
Is that the actual name bc I think I saw that on a p🅾️rn thingy and it was also Loona💀
@ShalltearBloodfallen666
@ShalltearBloodfallen666 6 ай бұрын
Yep got my ass
@Sonic_blur
@Sonic_blur 7 ай бұрын
Damn youtube cooked the preview
@Geilolp.
@Geilolp. 6 ай бұрын
chef yt frfr
@StikbotJP
@StikbotJP 6 ай бұрын
Sonic, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?!!?
@clockFox09
@clockFox09 6 ай бұрын
"Why is Sonic on the same line as THE VILLAIN LINE?!?!"
@omeiga
@omeiga 6 ай бұрын
smash though
@afsda8486
@afsda8486 6 ай бұрын
Fr
@_xREECEx_
@_xREECEx_ 15 күн бұрын
“Get the woman of your dreams…” proceeds to show a picture of a human killing hellhound:
@A_Trench_Man
@A_Trench_Man 6 күн бұрын
Worth it
@Lance2014-ld2dv
@Lance2014-ld2dv 6 күн бұрын
That woman looks hot 😏
@x3dwany371
@x3dwany371 4 күн бұрын
@@A_Trench_Manworth it? Id kill for it 😭
@imeneanze
@imeneanze 3 күн бұрын
​@@x3dwany371I'd get killed for it
@BecomeaGangsterToday
@BecomeaGangsterToday 3 күн бұрын
Yeah
@ezekielgaming8169
@ezekielgaming8169 27 күн бұрын
Bro made the therapist rich 💀💀💀
@shitpost-o-matic7469
@shitpost-o-matic7469 Жыл бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" 💀
@manuman5319
@manuman5319 10 ай бұрын
Bro you this image is exactly why you clicked on this video, don't even try to lie.
@xx-ghoul-xx3614
@xx-ghoul-xx3614 8 ай бұрын
​@@manuman5319lol
@panmopsel
@panmopsel 7 ай бұрын
@@manuman5319heard of ancient Chinese technique called “scrolling”?
@captaincrusher817
@captaincrusher817 7 ай бұрын
💀
@BrowncoatZombie
@BrowncoatZombie 7 ай бұрын
@@panmopsel💀
@tuscansun2320
@tuscansun2320 7 ай бұрын
“woman of your dreams” was a self report bro
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 7 ай бұрын
Real
@lee-oe7rr
@lee-oe7rr 7 ай бұрын
​​@@OverStrive2008NAHHHH Cuddle team leader is better she og
@OverStrive2008
@OverStrive2008 7 ай бұрын
@@lee-oe7rr Raven team leader though, cuddle team leader looks like a stuffed animal and will hurt
@PaT.......
@PaT....... 6 ай бұрын
She kinda bad tho
@sulle3256
@sulle3256 6 ай бұрын
​@@PaT.......she defenetly is
@PGF1892
@PGF1892 14 күн бұрын
"Yeah thats- Its worth it..... Its- Yeah... Yeah its worth it." 💀
@KickinChicken454
@KickinChicken454 23 күн бұрын
Team won’t press the button 👇🏻
@Wubz_Official
@Wubz_Official 5 ай бұрын
Bro didn't just summon the Helluva Boss community, bro summoned every Rule 34 artist💀💀
@someguywithmtndew5691
@someguywithmtndew5691 5 ай бұрын
e621*
@damianencinas3581
@damianencinas3581 5 ай бұрын
Well it worth it
@gareb3ar17
@gareb3ar17 5 ай бұрын
​@@someguywithmtndew5691 Both are here
@piktureit
@piktureit 5 ай бұрын
@@someguywithmtndew5691Ah yes, my favourite website.
@wolfypack1633
@wolfypack1633 5 ай бұрын
@@someguywithmtndew5691 i was gonna say that
@macinskij
@macinskij 6 ай бұрын
Hear me out guys, let him cook
@kot000
@kot000 6 ай бұрын
no
@lennzilla5578
@lennzilla5578 6 ай бұрын
No,the fuck,I’m not
@king109kill
@king109kill 6 ай бұрын
Oh hell no bruh
@Ghostthebeatmaker
@Ghostthebeatmaker 6 ай бұрын
I don’t like furies… I’m a robot dude… but ima have to say that thumbnail is a 10/10 … let him cook
@Ghostthebeatmaker
@Ghostthebeatmaker 6 ай бұрын
I’m hering you out
@ExotixSuperGames
@ExotixSuperGames 10 күн бұрын
“ woman of my dreams” nah that’s the woman of my nightmares💀💀💀 I swear if I catch that coming to my house, you don’t wanna know what’s going to happen. OK fine I’ll tell you…. Where did you put the Glock-
@D0rifto
@D0rifto 22 күн бұрын
came for the thumbnail, stayed for the whole video
@gneu1527
@gneu1527 6 ай бұрын
The women of your dreams *proceeds to show an image of luna twice*
@Six_iffinder
@Six_iffinder 6 ай бұрын
I can almost picture in my mind the greasy 30 year old man with a triple chin behind the screen adding in that picture like its nothing
@Glacial_floofs
@Glacial_floofs 6 ай бұрын
well. it's specifically the woman of HIS dreams. you could imagine any woman of those images
@Vqxc
@Vqxc 6 ай бұрын
"loona" Edit: I didn't know this comment is gonna get this famous
@miimasterCharlie
@miimasterCharlie 6 ай бұрын
How do you know her name? 🤨
@raedfarooqi
@raedfarooqi 6 ай бұрын
​@@Glacial_floofsyeah bro it's my favourite
@TrippyGyro
@TrippyGyro 5 ай бұрын
"babe, i won a million dollars." "nuh uh"
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction 5 ай бұрын
Only comment I've seen not talkin abt loona or the religion thin
@KageKobushi
@KageKobushi 5 ай бұрын
I mean let's be real - you'd eventually get good at reverse talking. 'Babe, I lost the lottery again.' 'No way! That's like the 20th time!' 'As you can see here the evidence confirms I in fact shot the defendant' 'Innocent!'
@collinthegamer510
@collinthegamer510 5 ай бұрын
Real
@creepypastor007
@creepypastor007 5 ай бұрын
I didn't win the lottery
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction
@My_Most_Honest_Reaction 5 ай бұрын
@@creepypastor007 "Nuh uh"
@i_have_too_many_aesthetics
@i_have_too_many_aesthetics Ай бұрын
loona from helluva boss is crazy 💀
@JustSomeguy2912
@JustSomeguy2912 5 күн бұрын
"But is it Fredy fastbear?" Xenon The Fox- 2024
@OR56
@OR56 6 ай бұрын
KZfaq is cooking with that thumbnail. I love the: “you get the woman of your dreams” *Loona fanart* “Me too kid.”
@Xzilo64
@Xzilo64 6 ай бұрын
The only thing actually getting cooked is that country in your profile pic.
@NuclearOverkill
@NuclearOverkill 6 ай бұрын
​@@Xzilo64Nah 💀
@NathanielUribe-mu9ut
@NathanielUribe-mu9ut 6 ай бұрын
Say that for yourself Russia is getting their shit rocked
@vaskovasko4044
@vaskovasko4044 6 ай бұрын
​@@finnfox747🤖🤖
@Adifanadi
@Adifanadi 6 ай бұрын
​@@Xzilo64Good one 😂
@Dr_Monitor
@Dr_Monitor 6 ай бұрын
Ngl I saw the thumbnail and I was like "I'm no furry, but Loona is planted firmly in the 'would' category".
@_poop_games
@_poop_games 6 ай бұрын
Why,she IS actually a demon só is not furry thing
@rogerdavito7479
@rogerdavito7479 6 ай бұрын
@@_poop_games Yeah... not sure that's how it works, demons can be classified furry as well if they got the looks but I'd agree with you if Loona was a werewolf. GOOD DAY
@_poop_games
@_poop_games 6 ай бұрын
@@rogerdavito7479 He could at least use her human form, and if he had her as a woman he would be arrested for zoophilia. Have a good day too
@Danomancy
@Danomancy 6 ай бұрын
and so, it has begun
@rogerdavito7479
@rogerdavito7479 6 ай бұрын
Assuming the existence of non-human species of human level of intellect is acknowledged, I feel like a new word would be invented instead of zoophilia, now we just gotta invent it, how about Aspecilia?@@_poop_games
@Taxevader243
@Taxevader243 Ай бұрын
Bro did the helluva boss fandom dirty
@SideGreen
@SideGreen 19 күн бұрын
bro just self reported with that “woman of your dreams” part
@JMTRBXXXX
@JMTRBXXXX Ай бұрын
“It’s lottery time” “I have the winning numbers!” *I don’t trust you 💀*
@KWKjune
@KWKjune Ай бұрын
Simple fix: just add “Don’t” behind the “have” so that they don’t trust they you DON’T have the winning numbers
@Dacy_man
@Dacy_man Ай бұрын
Jmt, why aren't you making gnb videos hmmmm?
@JMTRBXXXX
@JMTRBXXXX Ай бұрын
@@Dacy_man I am a clone sussy boy 🤭
@TheUnseenKrab
@TheUnseenKrab 21 күн бұрын
One rich mofo 🥇
@mr.sofreshandsoclean3746
@mr.sofreshandsoclean3746 20 күн бұрын
@@KWKjune on bro not even smart just common sense
@SyndicatedOcto
@SyndicatedOcto 5 ай бұрын
Like a man once said: “Throw me to a pack of wolves and I’ll be a father within weeks.”
@murke8056
@murke8056 5 ай бұрын
You mean 9 months?
@angelmishima5396
@angelmishima5396 4 ай бұрын
No. Weeks.​@@murke8056
@bruhed1117
@bruhed1117 4 ай бұрын
@@murke8056he’s just that goddamn fast
@GewelReal
@GewelReal 4 ай бұрын
​@@murke8056how long is wolf pregnancy?
@murke8056
@murke8056 4 ай бұрын
@@GewelReal Humanoid wolf
@plethinity245
@plethinity245 22 күн бұрын
Bro just outed his preference like that 🫰
@BoyMultiYT
@BoyMultiYT 3 күн бұрын
Bro has mastered the art of simp summoning
@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal 5 ай бұрын
We all know we came here because of the thumbnail
@Fil3name5
@Fil3name5 5 ай бұрын
guilty
@thisisauniquename5417
@thisisauniquename5417 5 ай бұрын
Guilty
@Telepathic_Monkey_Experiment
@Telepathic_Monkey_Experiment 5 ай бұрын
Guilty
@AaronBarrera-kz2yt
@AaronBarrera-kz2yt 5 ай бұрын
*g u i l t y*
@YourNotThatGuyBro
@YourNotThatGuyBro 5 ай бұрын
yo wtf 💀
@atlantis8687
@atlantis8687 6 ай бұрын
Bro the thrumbnail caught me off guard at 3am in the morning
@Pitogyrakiscck
@Pitogyrakiscck 5 ай бұрын
Yeah like wtf Made me say enough KZfaq for today to be honest
@xd_joe
@xd_joe 5 ай бұрын
I love it when it's 3 at morning in the morning
@redstoneminecart120
@redstoneminecart120 5 ай бұрын
​@@xd_joe 😂
@13akula
@13akula 5 ай бұрын
literaly the situation I'm in
@thefootyphantom851
@thefootyphantom851 5 ай бұрын
Yet you still clicked on the video 🤔🤔
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._ 10 күн бұрын
You just spawned a whole fan base
@MoraSaber-jk2lo
@MoraSaber-jk2lo 7 күн бұрын
"the woman of your dreams" Dude... I'm a freaking girl
@skyyberry
@skyyberry 4 күн бұрын
Me too but loona tho…
@mano_aryan202
@mano_aryan202 3 күн бұрын
Just shows the male version of Loona
@wellageniluka3695
@wellageniluka3695 7 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is crazy 💀
@maxjones4669
@maxjones4669 7 ай бұрын
We all clicked on it so what does that say about us?
@VurThePerson
@VurThePerson 7 ай бұрын
Bro got unlucky
@rusted9483
@rusted9483 7 ай бұрын
​@@maxjones4669i mean yeah but no was saying we are any better so yeah...
@raeann445
@raeann445 7 ай бұрын
@@maxjones4669 I clicked on it because I knew there was more to it than just the thumbnail, and I was correct lmao
@orangeguy5732
@orangeguy5732 6 ай бұрын
She kinda bad tho-
@thanh69420
@thanh69420 2 ай бұрын
"would you press the button?" "nah i'd press the thumbnail"
@ozzyvr_alt_no_faek
@ozzyvr_alt_no_faek Ай бұрын
same
@DoodlezYT1223
@DoodlezYT1223 Ай бұрын
💀
@The_Earth-onYT
@The_Earth-onYT Ай бұрын
Smas-
@Randomyoutubecop
@Randomyoutubecop Ай бұрын
​@@DoodlezYT1223🗿🔫
@Thepharaoh877
@Thepharaoh877 Ай бұрын
Smash no question
@LILAC_BUNNI
@LILAC_BUNNI 5 күн бұрын
*shows a fictional hellbound* Him: *gets slapped every day since shes not real*
@NovikNikolovic
@NovikNikolovic 20 күн бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" Loona? Yesssss, anything for her!!
@tucker2901
@tucker2901 9 күн бұрын
no
@LeoUrry
@LeoUrry 3 күн бұрын
𝚢𝙴𝚜
@Russian_farts123
@Russian_farts123 6 ай бұрын
"Woman of your dreams" *proceeds to show loona*💀
@SerafimhackeMascot
@SerafimhackeMascot 6 ай бұрын
Bro he has the balls to show her dream women 💀
@user-gz4ss2vv3c
@user-gz4ss2vv3c 6 ай бұрын
bro the image was why we all came here
@marshmellowguy586
@marshmellowguy586 6 ай бұрын
Is there a problem?
@hotdogdestroyer-vd2nk
@hotdogdestroyer-vd2nk 6 ай бұрын
i mean shes the age of consent in the show right?
@cc_rex5017
@cc_rex5017 6 ай бұрын
Comprehensive_Ice135 would approve this message
@IlRiccioItaliano145
@IlRiccioItaliano145 5 ай бұрын
Can't imagine the search history 😭🙏
@Emeraldfoxy1
@Emeraldfoxy1 5 ай бұрын
Same I cant😐✌️🫥
@phoenixilr
@phoenixilr 4 ай бұрын
Bro summoned me from the brink of death
@juanecheverria8917
@juanecheverria8917 4 ай бұрын
SAME 💀
@Untied_States_of_Murica
@Untied_States_of_Murica 4 ай бұрын
Don’t worry the FBI can check for us
@EpicSansTheMemelord
@EpicSansTheMemelord 4 ай бұрын
Bros life is furry porn💀
@deskbop
@deskbop 2 күн бұрын
"I don't trust that you bought this lottery ticket. Is it even real?"
@arandomcrusader8822
@arandomcrusader8822 6 ай бұрын
"Hey man I won the lottery" 'Nah I bet you forged that'
@raven_m0rt833
@raven_m0rt833 6 ай бұрын
Don't worry, they won't believe your sights, but they may believe that you won the lottery
@evilsclone2499
@evilsclone2499 6 ай бұрын
dude that would be so good tho
@benwillems8584
@benwillems8584 6 ай бұрын
​@@raven_m0rt833believe the fully restored Jaguar E-Type I am rocking around in
@Idkwhattoput5229
@Idkwhattoput5229 6 ай бұрын
"I punched that guy" No you didnt
@arandomcrusader8822
@arandomcrusader8822 4 ай бұрын
@benwillems8584 "bro I am literally driving around with a Jaguar using the money I got from the lottery" "Nah dude you coulda stolen that"
@Levmih
@Levmih 5 ай бұрын
“Woman of your dreams💀” bro’s thinking about a different species of woman
@Onemoresnake
@Onemoresnake 5 ай бұрын
First one yeah because KING CRIMSON! Seconds one nah Third one Nah
@VarunPotter-yj5kc
@VarunPotter-yj5kc 5 ай бұрын
He is a wolf
@jamesverner9132
@jamesverner9132 5 ай бұрын
Worth
@havehadit460
@havehadit460 5 ай бұрын
​@@VarunPotter-yj5kc no hes a human.
@EinXTRAZ
@EinXTRAZ 5 ай бұрын
@@havehadit460no furries are furries
@Vox_The_TV
@Vox_The_TV 9 күн бұрын
I’m gay and taken so that second one is a no go 💀
@hahahahaha1397
@hahahahaha1397 Күн бұрын
Repent
@Vox_The_TV
@Vox_The_TV 22 сағат бұрын
@@hahahahaha1397 fym
@weall1208
@weall1208 3 күн бұрын
Bro had ZERO shame I respect that
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers 6 ай бұрын
clicked for the preview, stayed for the preview
@Weird_is_the_new_normal
@Weird_is_the_new_normal 6 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@sadbrokenbarrel4964
@sadbrokenbarrel4964 5 ай бұрын
My guy got life figured out
@GoofyTheCube
@GoofyTheCube 5 ай бұрын
@@sadbrokenbarrel4964 Yeah, im a simp... Super Insane Main Person
@that1sprig
@that1sprig 4 ай бұрын
@@GoofyTheCubewhat does that even mean
@GoofyTheCube
@GoofyTheCube 4 ай бұрын
@@that1sprig I’m not too sure 😜
@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf
@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf 7 ай бұрын
If that’s the woman of your dreams, she’s gonna be the one slapping you 💀
@peepster3518
@peepster3518 6 ай бұрын
Kinky
@Zarkifos
@Zarkifos 6 ай бұрын
true
@gamingdevil49
@gamingdevil49 6 ай бұрын
As far as I know, that's actually not too far off
@greenweeaboo8924
@greenweeaboo8924 6 ай бұрын
I’d be going harder mommy
@Broken_Exhaust_Pipe
@Broken_Exhaust_Pipe 6 ай бұрын
W O R T H I T
@dirtiestharry6551
@dirtiestharry6551 3 күн бұрын
The fact that no one will ever believe that I can see through time seems like an upside lol. If I make an oopsie and make things obvious no one will be able to put it together? That's a win in my book.
@fabiopauli420
@fabiopauli420 13 күн бұрын
> Choose making a religion > Make it preach about misstrusting any outsiders and leading crusades and holy wars against those of other faith > Other Religions become trusting and friendly to all outsiders as a response > Abolish Religion unless needed again
@sndrc9
@sndrc9 5 ай бұрын
bro really brought up Loona like he won't get slapped more than 50 times
@amogus5386
@amogus5386 6 ай бұрын
AS A DUDE WHO CANT EVEN FEEL ANY PAIN I SEE THIS AS A WIN
@Dralbuck8
@Dralbuck8 6 ай бұрын
Even if i could not feel pain, id still decline, dogs are not my type
@Chicken2054
@Chicken2054 6 ай бұрын
@@Dralbuck8bro it means any one
@Kingofmenaces
@Kingofmenaces 6 ай бұрын
Those slaps will make you feel pain
@arkking552
@arkking552 6 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but did I read BODIES
@TheChesher
@TheChesher 6 ай бұрын
​@@Dralbuck8 It's case by case basis, not specifically that hybrid creature.
@xLlxlyx
@xLlxlyx 25 күн бұрын
Bro was like "would you press this button if..." I was like YUP!
@JCanimates_stuff
@JCanimates_stuff 4 күн бұрын
Nahh the thumbnail was wild💀
@KingVaporeonYT
@KingVaporeonYT 6 ай бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" Proceeds to pull out an image of loona. The fan base: LET HIM COOK!!!
@kot000
@kot000 6 ай бұрын
ill not let him cook
@Theguywholikesblueberries
@Theguywholikesblueberries 6 ай бұрын
Same ​@@kot000
@kot000
@kot000 6 ай бұрын
@@Theguywholikesblueberries he will not make me a nice meal to eat
@Theguywholikesblueberries
@Theguywholikesblueberries 6 ай бұрын
@@kot000 same
@AustinBlack28
@AustinBlack28 6 ай бұрын
call me stupid but what is the meaning of "Let him cook?"
@Purplefears
@Purplefears 6 ай бұрын
He is the final boss of the furrys 😂
@eden_on_youtube
@eden_on_youtube 5 ай бұрын
Atleast he's not the final boss of Freddy Fazbear's, because then instead of laughing, he'd say "hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur"
@eclypse1513
@eclypse1513 5 ай бұрын
Hur, hur, hur hur ​@@eden_on_youtube
@OliKlucz8
@OliKlucz8 5 ай бұрын
Bro is not furry its devil from helluva boss
@someguywithmtndew5691
@someguywithmtndew5691 5 ай бұрын
@@OliKlucz8anthropomorphic wolf, yeah it's a furry
@Nightprideenclave_studio
@Nightprideenclave_studio 5 ай бұрын
No she a furry devils
@M1CH63LP
@M1CH63LP 19 күн бұрын
"woman of your dreams" *shows woman of my dreams*
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._
@_.0ffi3alMal3i._ 10 күн бұрын
That’s a wolf.her names loona…SHE LITERALLY LIVES IN HELL-
@KINGOJ-rw2qz
@KINGOJ-rw2qz 28 күн бұрын
Nah I wouldn't do the second one Imagine getting slapped 50 times😭😭 in one week plus the pain will stay for an hour oh hell nah
@steamtrainguy8909
@steamtrainguy8909 6 ай бұрын
Ain’t no way bro pulled Lonna up for that thumbnail 😭
@waterlessant5355
@waterlessant5355 6 ай бұрын
the thumbnail is randomly selected by youtube, he has no control over it
@vakqdev
@vakqdev 6 ай бұрын
got me LEAKIN'
@cpasket122
@cpasket122 6 ай бұрын
@@waterlessant5355w KZfaq then
@cyphoah8748
@cyphoah8748 5 ай бұрын
@@vakqdevI beg your pardon.. I beg your pardon
@dust133
@dust133 3 ай бұрын
The “but no one will ever trust you” puts a bigger wrench in the works than people might think. Because he doesn’t specify that it’s trusting in your prediction, it means no one trusts you at all. You could tell someone the most basic thing, like grass is green, and they’d be forced to not trust you by effect.
@Rand0mIdiot
@Rand0mIdiot 3 ай бұрын
"You aren't going to give me your credit card details."
@Pr0blum_
@Pr0blum_ 3 ай бұрын
Easy, lie all the time. Tell people you dont have a billion dollars in your bank account or that you're not the second coming of Jesus. They will think the opposite.
@trubluduhu9055
@trubluduhu9055 2 ай бұрын
​@@Pr0blum_ The greatest Uno Reverse solution, you live a life of telling lies. Reverse Boy who cried Wolf where then everyone "trusts" you by you telling a lie
@milefiori7694
@milefiori7694 2 ай бұрын
That's strength on its own if used, correctly, the sky is the limit people, when it comes to creativity!
@BucketBoatable
@BucketBoatable 2 ай бұрын
If a country leaders figured out I have this power and hired me as some sort of a public speaker: "Yes, our border with your country is very well defended." "We have a nuclear weapon program." "No, rich country, we don't need any support."
@LCGamingYT
@LCGamingYT Ай бұрын
“Mom, I have the winning numbers for the lottery” “Nope.”
@MidStar_gamer95
@MidStar_gamer95 6 күн бұрын
Literally summoned the helluva boss fandom with one image
@Fireball-gz4sk
@Fireball-gz4sk 3 ай бұрын
Aint no way you put loona and jesus in the SAME VIDEO 💀
@ToniMussolini
@ToniMussolini 2 ай бұрын
Why not I think will be good together 💀
@Fireball-gz4sk
@Fireball-gz4sk 2 ай бұрын
@@ToniMussolini that's crazy💀
@ToniMussolini
@ToniMussolini 2 ай бұрын
@@Fireball-gz4sk nah I think Jesus it’s a good husband for loona 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Fireball-gz4sk
@Fireball-gz4sk 2 ай бұрын
@@ToniMussolini ok bro stop.
@ToniMussolini
@ToniMussolini 2 ай бұрын
@@Fireball-gz4sk you right. let’s play counter strike 2 🗿🍷
@Molten_Marshmallow
@Molten_Marshmallow 5 ай бұрын
The dedication to Loona is wild
@countrpunch1
@countrpunch1 4 ай бұрын
I can respect his dedication.
@MiguelFerreiraRibeiro
@MiguelFerreiraRibeiro 18 күн бұрын
"would you press the button,everyone will die but you will get 1 cent" this guy:yes
@user-yw8jh3us4n
@user-yw8jh3us4n 4 күн бұрын
1 : yea 2 : no just no 3 : sure why not
@AnthonyXD2
@AnthonyXD2 4 ай бұрын
"And then something just snapped, something inside me"
@Exaspatial
@Exaspatial 3 ай бұрын
"I couldn't take it anymore"
@laMONKE.
@laMONKE. 3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about being better than kakarot"
@RobertGold679
@RobertGold679 3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about being a super Saiyan"
@TotallyNOTakitkat
@TotallyNOTakitkat 3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care if I lived"
@kratos1897
@kratos1897 3 ай бұрын
"I didn't care about anything"
@wict5405
@wict5405 6 ай бұрын
Bro did not just put up a picture of loona when he said “woman of your dreams” 💀
@Usefulfornothing
@Usefulfornothing 6 ай бұрын
Alright guys hear me out, if it says woman of your dreams? Does children cou-
@CrystalX670
@CrystalX670 6 ай бұрын
​@@Usefulfornothing nahhhh
@OverratedPenguin
@OverratedPenguin 6 ай бұрын
@@Usefulfornothinghe said woman not girl
@Usefulfornothing
@Usefulfornothing 6 ай бұрын
@@OverratedPenguin I thought loli's count
@OverratedPenguin
@OverratedPenguin 6 ай бұрын
@@Usefulfornothing a loli is not a woman
@USA_UNCLESAM
@USA_UNCLESAM 6 күн бұрын
The fact you put Loona for "woman of your dreams" is astonishing
@cheeseman9072
@cheeseman9072 6 ай бұрын
“You will get the woman of your dreams” *opens comments*
@kleik0mango
@kleik0mango 5 ай бұрын
Ay he never said where you would be slapped
@user-wd3hw9yd7f
@user-wd3hw9yd7f 5 ай бұрын
nice bro you hit 69 likes
@that1sprig
@that1sprig 4 ай бұрын
@@kleik0mango💀
@jesp2_official
@jesp2_official 6 ай бұрын
Nah bro y’all clicked for that thumbnail 💀💀💀
@_2fcd_978
@_2fcd_978 6 ай бұрын
What do you mean, "ya'll"? You're here too.
@gameseeker6307
@gameseeker6307 6 ай бұрын
​@@_2fcd_978😂
@Xellion867
@Xellion867 6 ай бұрын
damn right lil bro
@ventisstuff
@ventisstuff 6 ай бұрын
facts
@whoim310
@whoim310 6 ай бұрын
How did you know 🤨
@CarolineRebadavia
@CarolineRebadavia 9 күн бұрын
Bro really said press the button you'll. Get the women of you're dreams☠️💀
@viteek20cz95
@viteek20cz95 2 күн бұрын
Bro really put a NSFW photos and Jesus at same time.
@ElRodriPR
@ElRodriPR 6 ай бұрын
I can bet all my life savings that everyone's here for the thumbnail 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@glorred2274
@glorred2274 6 ай бұрын
I’m not
@ElRodriPR
@ElRodriPR 6 ай бұрын
@@glorred2274 you sure 💀
@glorred2274
@glorred2274 6 ай бұрын
@@ElRodriPR Yes
@ElRodriPR
@ElRodriPR 6 ай бұрын
@@glorred2274 well sorry but I don't have money 💀
@estherbattaglia2088
@estherbattaglia2088 6 ай бұрын
Im here for the comments
@dingelhopper1179
@dingelhopper1179 6 ай бұрын
After scrolling through a unhealthy amount of ur channel I’ve come to the conclusion that loona is on 95% of your shorts
@D3ZTRVCT0R
@D3ZTRVCT0R 6 ай бұрын
Nahh 💀
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 6 ай бұрын
How much is "unhealthy" then, considering your last statement
@moneygrabber6720
@moneygrabber6720 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, it’s pretty weird, you can’t even call it ironic anymore since he does it so much
@Valdrr
@Valdrr 6 ай бұрын
@@yasininn76 seeing as i have done the same, priobably about 2 hours
@Tofu_soup
@Tofu_soup 6 ай бұрын
@@moneygrabber6720 whos loona
@xavierwalker7135
@xavierwalker7135 21 күн бұрын
50 slaps per week? That’s practically random seven slaps that last a hour each day. Who’s slapping you, Loona?!
@liquidrock2u
@liquidrock2u 6 ай бұрын
Imagine you're trying to sleep and all of a sudden you get slapped. The pain drags on for 30 minutes and then there's another slap...
@Clexi
@Clexi 6 ай бұрын
To get slapped 50 times a week you’d have to get slapped around 7 times a day.
@liquidrock2u
@liquidrock2u 6 ай бұрын
@@Clexi Ok, and?
@Clexi
@Clexi 6 ай бұрын
@@liquidrock2u Are you willing to accept the terms now that you understand them?
@Clexi
@Clexi 6 ай бұрын
@@liquidrock2u I know I am
@dr.wolfenwho4310
@dr.wolfenwho4310 6 ай бұрын
​@liquidrock2u women ain't worth no sleep kid
@limethatphonecollector1289
@limethatphonecollector1289 7 ай бұрын
auto generated thumbnail is craaaazy man☠️
@Tasty.cookies
@Tasty.cookies 6 ай бұрын
Ye like wtf
@AsianShinken
@AsianShinken 6 ай бұрын
You choose thumbnail for shorts bro
@No.1RatedSalesman
@No.1RatedSalesman 6 ай бұрын
​@@AsianShinkenno you dont
@arkhamaslume
@arkhamaslume 6 ай бұрын
​@@AsianShinken KZfaq auto generates short thumbnails lol ur wrong
@AsianShinken
@AsianShinken 6 ай бұрын
@@arkhamaslume you can choose KZfaq shorts thumbnail lol you're wrong
@izolatot9330
@izolatot9330 18 күн бұрын
Nah, bro exposed his own search history 💀
@Watch10045
@Watch10045 2 күн бұрын
Damn bro self-reported with that second one💀💀💀💀💀 bro pulled up Loona
@dartingralaughter9781
@dartingralaughter9781 Ай бұрын
"Would you pres--" This guy: duh
@Ethanol-xe4yp
@Ethanol-xe4yp 12 күн бұрын
lol
@grixtzymc
@grixtzymc 2 ай бұрын
"Hey where's my money i won the lottery!" "I don't trust you..."
@mr_pivoman
@mr_pivoman 2 ай бұрын
wild
@sansgaster446
@sansgaster446 Ай бұрын
Nah you just go "yeah I completely cheated I did not earn that money as I can see past present and future" then they don't trust you and give you the money
@sheridangamble837
@sheridangamble837 Ай бұрын
There aren't even 50 hours in a day so the pain will just multiply no thank u
@Queensarrow
@Queensarrow Ай бұрын
@@sheridangamble837 50 times a week is about 7 or 8 times a day
@JDYT6969
@JDYT6969 Ай бұрын
That isn't how it works u just show them the tickets also winning the lottery isn't the same as telling you know the winning lottery numbers Dumb
@Joakinium
@Joakinium Ай бұрын
"You will get crushed by a car in 10 seconds" - Yeah, like I'm believing it *Saves them from a car accident* - T-that was a coincidence "Whatever, this is regular monday"
@nathaan2254
@nathaan2254 8 күн бұрын
My religion would be *Christianitism* Basically a deviation of Christianity
@gtaivthebestgta
@gtaivthebestgta 6 ай бұрын
bro knows what he's doing 💀😭
@UpdateFreak33
@UpdateFreak33 6 ай бұрын
Getting slapped 50 times a week would mean, on average more than 7 times a day. Still worth it though 😂
@qaerkyr9197
@qaerkyr9197 6 ай бұрын
its easy. you get all 50 slaps and 1 hour + 50 slaps duration time later you will feel no pain for an entire week.
@marcoarana9952
@marcoarana9952 6 ай бұрын
@@qaerkyr9197Says at random.
@t900HAWK
@t900HAWK 6 ай бұрын
@@qaerkyr9197yeah lol
@BBB69.
@BBB69. 6 ай бұрын
Pathetic 😂
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH 6 ай бұрын
*pulls out uno reverse card*
@Ruination73
@Ruination73 4 күн бұрын
“HELLUVA BOSS FAN SPAWNED IN 0 METERS AROUND YOU”
@jammillydias508
@jammillydias508 27 күн бұрын
Where's my Holly water? And therapy license? 💀
@Sbrooks4732
@Sbrooks4732 6 ай бұрын
Not the “woman of your dreams” having really bad anger issues and childhood trauma! 😂
@Helluva_Hans
@Helluva_Hans 6 ай бұрын
im subbing your chanel bc your pfp
@Theguywholikesblueberries
@Theguywholikesblueberries 6 ай бұрын
What.
@Davacus123
@Davacus123 6 ай бұрын
This comment may or may not call upon the "i can fix her" dudes. And im here for it
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH
@ARRON_THE_ZEROTH 6 ай бұрын
@@Davacus123 Imma bout to prolly make my most sexist beat.
@ToastySNXZ
@ToastySNXZ 6 ай бұрын
Would
@Firebend11
@Firebend11 6 ай бұрын
I’m worried I out his router 💀 his search history must be wild ☠️
@Duckymen
@Duckymen 5 ай бұрын
i like loona so you should be looking at his abd not mine 💀
@Firebend11
@Firebend11 5 ай бұрын
@@Duckymen yooo nah bro 💀
@user-yo3sn1gp8g
@user-yo3sn1gp8g 5 ай бұрын
"Wild" is understating it...
@dr1chaos666
@dr1chaos666 5 ай бұрын
Mine is 💀💀🗡️
@Goodboi939
@Goodboi939 5 ай бұрын
His incognito search history ☠️
@whereswaldo49
@whereswaldo49 25 күн бұрын
Bro I ain’t gonna be woken up by some random slap that won’t let me sleep for another hour
@Waltzin
@Waltzin 12 күн бұрын
1) No, because I don't want the burden of everyone's past and future, especially if it can only ever be used for self-gain. 2) No, because I already have her. 3) No, because I'd rather improve the lives of others without having to make up the terms of their salvation.
@tiresomewarheadanddoombust5076
@tiresomewarheadanddoombust5076 3 ай бұрын
"become the founder of a religion, and it's successful" Welp, time to establish the Mechanicum of Mars
@josephcola9662
@josephcola9662 3 ай бұрын
THE FLESH IS WEAK!
@harleyshilling9456
@harleyshilling9456 3 ай бұрын
I'd press all 3 so I can found the imperium of man
@ppsh4182
@ppsh4182 3 ай бұрын
Time to get metal stilts
@caveychip7510
@caveychip7510 2 ай бұрын
from the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL.
@bagyongpablo761
@bagyongpablo761 2 ай бұрын
The MoM religion💀💀
@adolfogarzachaires394
@adolfogarzachaires394 6 ай бұрын
that last button choice was just the story of Jesus
@mrgoodguy9929
@mrgoodguy9929 28 күн бұрын
Problem is they won't trust that you actually won the lottery
@DylanIsOnlineYT
@DylanIsOnlineYT 24 күн бұрын
“Is it bestiality…if…the animal…has a fat a-“ - AlphaOxtrot 2023
@AssassinatingFamousPeople
@AssassinatingFamousPeople 6 ай бұрын
My dirty mind: “Slapped? Yes PLEASE”
@Crimson_Sun2486
@Crimson_Sun2486 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, he never specifically said it would be the face that got slapped. Sure, there was a couple pictures of it, but if it wasn't specifically said aloud, it doesn't count
@MARKGABRIELBADONG
@MARKGABRIELBADONG 6 ай бұрын
"The woman of your dreams" the woman in my dreams:👺👹👽👾
@marTn3
@marTn3 Ай бұрын
same
@Mysweetdoppio
@Mysweetdoppio 12 күн бұрын
The first one is basically what Cassandra from Greek Mythology had to live with
@sillie_keitaro._.u
@sillie_keitaro._.u Ай бұрын
don't let meowbahh press that last button
@pixelfiend7292
@pixelfiend7292 6 ай бұрын
The woman of my dreams is already gonna slap me 50 times a week
@Cookie0927
@Cookie0927 6 ай бұрын
Masochistic subs be like:
@up-set1451
@up-set1451 6 ай бұрын
​@@Cookie0927 markiplier:
@blachout
@blachout 6 ай бұрын
LeanBeefPatty followers:
@rans0mware
@rans0mware 6 ай бұрын
​@@up-set1451He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can handle it XD
@up-set1451
@up-set1451 6 ай бұрын
@@rans0mware true dat
@goofyahhgamer35productions39
@goofyahhgamer35productions39 3 ай бұрын
“The Woman of my dreams,” “I don’t sleep so I can’t find her.” -Lil Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot
@mahmudazaman8025
@mahmudazaman8025 Ай бұрын
The Girl Of The Dreams Will Give People Inappropathobia
@TheOisSilentNow
@TheOisSilentNow 12 күн бұрын
"Woman of your dreams" bro, you think i'll date loona!? Blitz will beat the heck outta me
@Mei_The_Shark
@Mei_The_Shark Ай бұрын
"You know those kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you"
@Looona_fan
@Looona_fan Ай бұрын
*Looks at camera in disappointment.*
@randomjunk6921
@randomjunk6921 6 ай бұрын
Bro knew what he was doing with Loona
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