I would say to Chuuya, “We’re both short now lets kick Dazai :D” Technically I’m calling him short XD

You know you're damn short when you're shorter than chuuya...

I would def be Poes friend... *I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN KARL*

1:17 *How can I call chuuya short when he’s an inch taller than me!*

I answered that bonus question so quickly that I feel bad for everyone else 💀 Yosano, Dazai and Ranpo

That one dislike is from chuuya when he saw the comments

0:40 Atsushi 1:15 Chuuya 1:40 Kyoka 2:03 Yosano 2:32 Mori 3:03 Fukuzawa 3:34 Yosano.lets go shopping! 3:58 Dazai please 4:26 Yosano, dazai, atsushi

Have Atsushi as my best friend Call Chuya short and RUN Make my girl smile share my candy with Ranpo let him laugh at me go on a date with ranpo and him acting all cute Be his friend(and possibly his racoon too) do the couple *beep* with Dazai Ranpo, Atsushi and Dazai

1] have atsushi as my best friend obv [i love kenji tho] 2] i'm shorter than chuuya but i do it anyway 😃✋ 3] i- make her smile,, [SORRY Q I LOVE YOU TOO] 4] hang out with yosano i think 5] have mori call me ugly because he's right lol 6] go on a date with rampo 7] i want to be friend with poe 8] i'm not a girl but double su!cide with dazai [kunikida why tf you want to shoot me?] bonus: chuuya,dazai and atsushi.. *perfect now i feel like a bad person*

Me sharing this with all my friends bc we all love bsd to the bottom of our hearts, thank you for doing this.

Guuuyssss the last question : Yosanos ability is to revive or heal people... so yosano can save all people hehe (Sorry for my bad english , it isnt my first languge 😅)

1. I'd rather have Atsushi as my best friend. 2. Call Chuuya short. He's more reasonable, I think. 3. Make Kyouka smile. I'd worry about what Q would be laughing about exactly: my impending torture or death? (but I do feel very bad for him). 4. Yosano's great, but I'm choosing to share my candy with Ranpo. 5. Have Mori call me ugly, I could reply that at least I'm not into little girls. If Fiodor were to laugh at me like that, I'd be scared for my life. 6. Buying Fukuzawa a cat! A litter of kittens even! 7. Hard to chose, but I'm going to go with being Yosano's best friend. 8. Only on the condition that we don't succeed (don't actually die), I'm going to go with the Dazai's option (And why is "double suicides" called "unaliving"?!!!) 9. I don't know who the other two would be (I can't choose among my favorites), but I know Dazai would be among the three I'm saving. And Mori isn't. Okay, Ranpo is taking the second seat. However, I really can't decide who the third one would be.

I would totally save Chuuya, Dazai, and Ranpo bc I luv them

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend 2. I would call both myself and Chuuya short since we're the same height 3. I would rather make Kyouka smile since there are certain risks to making Q laugh 4. Hang out with Yosano once a week 5. I would definitely rather have Mori call me ugly since 1. I literally don't care what he thinks about my appearance 2. If he thinks I'm ugly that pedo will stay away from me 3. Fyodor laughing at me mockingly would hurt 10000 times more than anything anyone could ever say to me 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday and see him happy. Sorry Ranpo, I am not interested 7. Be Poe's friend 8. Shinju with Dazai is better than being shot by Kunikida for no reason Bonus: I'm not answering

1. Atsushi as a best friend who cares deeply about me. 2. Call Chuuya short ( I'm shorter tho soo....) 3. Make Q laugh (genuinely) 4. Share my candy with Ranpo everytime I get new ones. 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me mockingly. 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday and see him happy. 7. Be Yosano's best friend 8. Commit double suicide with Dazai. Bonus question: THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!! ONLY THREE?!?!?!?!?! But I guess I'd choose Atsushi, Chuuya and Dazai.

1) have Atsushi as my best friend, he'd be a great friend 2) call Chuuya short XD it would be rly funny watching him react to that 3) make Kyouka smile, its the obvious choise, who'd wanna make Q laugh (*__*) 4) share my candy with Ranpo, tbh im kinds scared of Yosano 5) have Mori call me ugly, i could reply with atleast im not into little girls, i'd be terrified having Fyodor laugh at me 6) buy Fukuzawa a cat for his bday, this was rly hard to choose 7) be Yosano's best friend, i feel like she'd be loyal, kind and caring 8) commit double suicide with Dazai OBV! Dazai's my fav character and i'm not afraid of death or pain and i'm down for DS with Dazai, seems fun, unless we fail (again) 9) Dazai (OBV cause h's my fav) - Chuuya (cause he's my sec fav) - Ranpo or Kunikida for 3rd (sry i couldnt choose between them)

Chuuya, Kouyou, and Atsushi. Yosano can save the rest😂😂😂😂

For the bonus question, uhm can i just die for them :D

1. Be Atsushis friend 2. Call Chuuya short (I’d pick neither since I’d be killed either way but no way in hell I’m going near Akutagawa, bro scares me the most) 3. Make kyouka smile 4. Share with Ranpo (Yosano scares me too) 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me (first I don’t want to be near Mori second I don’t want to be called ugly) 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat 7. Be Poes friend 8. Have Kunikida shoot me 9. I’ll save Atsushi, Poe, and Chuuya

1.have him as my boyfriend (cuz i love keiji) 2.have aku look at me with that face (cuz i find his face really hilarious and just memeable) 3.have her smile (cuz i love kyoka) 4.hang out with her once a week ( cuz i like her) 5.have him laugh at me (cuz it's tolerable than calling me ugly) 6.bring him a cat and make him happy (cuz i don't want to cheat on keiji) 7.be her best friend ( again i like yosano) 8.commit double unaliving with dazai (i don't want kunikida to shoot me) extra question: i'd save chuuya yosano and ranpo( cuz the others can handle thereselves yes even dazai yosano can heal people if their hurt and chuuya will go to save higuchi and ranpo will go to save poe and if even if he dosen't yosano can still save poe and heal him and every one else. those are my options

Bonus: i would save poe, higuchi and ranpo because I’m 100% confident the others can save themselves easily. However if they drank poison and only three people can have the cure, I would choose dazai, yosano, and atsushi so more lives can be saved.

1. Atsushi is my favourite character, so I'm instantly going to pick him whenever he shows up, within reason. 2. Call Chuuya short. I'm probably about his height anyway. And im less likely to die. 3. Make Kyouka smile. I mean nothing against Q, but I think Kyouka needs more love. (Not deserves, needs) 4. Share candy with ranpo. Gives me an excuse to buy food for others. 5. Have Mori call me ugly, because it's true XD 6. Okay. I'm only buying Fukuzawa a cat under these conditions: his cat is like a permanent fixture to him, so the cat goes with him regardless whether he's at the Agency or the dorms, and the other condition is that I buy a cat for myself too and the two cats can chill together 7. Being Yosano's best friend. I mean I want to be Poe's friend too, if only for Karl, but... girls day out anyone? 8. Kunikida do that to me. He's more likely to be reasonable. Okay okay, for the last question, I choose Mori, Dazai and Yosano. I know it seems strange to choose Yosano given that she could heal everyone, but what if she was the first person killed? Then she couldn't heal the rest. By saving Yosano I can save everyone else. However if everyone was in separate rooms, Yosano would not be able to get to them in time. And obviously I can't have the Port Mafia leader dead otherwise the Port Mafia will go crazy. It would also improve relations between myself and Mori, especially if I was in ADA. I choose Dazai, lastly, because he knows both sides well, and his ability and intellect is very, very useful. However if I was to choose simply who I liked the most then it would be Atsushi, Ranpo and Chuuya.

1:14 Akutagawa seemingly looks fearsome, creepy, & also egregious for this too

Ofc I'll die with my babe.🥀

1. Atsushi as my Best freind - We would both be a lazy cat duo when there's nothing to do and Just be very chaotic at the same time 2. Call Chuuya short - Then hide behind Dazai- 3. Make Kyoya smile - I'd buy her crepes :)) 4. Share candy with Ranpo - Ranpo is precious boi and I wouldn't mind giving him my snacks or candy 5. Have Mori call me ugly - lol it's true tho 6. Go on a date with Ranpo - Just imagining Ranpo act all cute is making my heart flutter please

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend 2. Call Chuuya short (and probably get beat up) 3. Make Kyouka smile (Q's humor is so broken) 4. Hang out with Yosano one time a week (it's not sharing with Ranpo. He's eating all of it) 5. Have Mori call me ugly (He's only into girls under 12 anyway) 6. Go on a date with Ranpo 7. Be Poe's friend (Yosano's got some issues) 8. Commit double ___ with Dazai 9. Save Chuuya, Dazai, and Ranpo

The first one 1. Atsushi because I want him to be my friend 2. Call Chuuya short he will just say he is still growing 3. This was hard but make Q smile 4. I’ll go with Ranpo 5. I really don’t care if mori calls me ugly At this point I’ve been called ugly by my crush before so yeh 6. Buy him a cat I’m sorry Ranpo I couldn’t choose you 7. Oh Yosonos best friend 8. Kunikida why not 9. No why I’ll save Atsushi, Yosano, Dazai

1, I would first have atsushi as a friend because kenji for me isnt a boyfriend he is just a really nice friend.

... there you go again.. Making it hard for me.. 😔

1. Atsushi 2. Aku (As long as I have Atsushi there to save me) 3. Q (I like it when people find me funny) 4. Yosano (As a Ranpo kinnie, no way am I sharing my snacks) 5. Mori (I don't really care about his opinion about my looks) 6. Fukuzawa (I'd be super awkward on a date) 7. 100% Poe's friend, no hesitation 8. Kunikida (I'm not particularly suicidal) 9. Ranpo, Poe, and Atsushi

1) Atsushi. Boyfriend's nice, but having a bestie is better imo 2) Call Chuuya short and immediately apologize 3) Make her smile. Making the little maniac laugh implies horrific suffering 4) Spend time with Yosano 5) I'll be called ugly by an ugly pedo 6) I'll buy a cat 7) Be her best friend. I can't really imagine this happening tho 8) Kunikida shooting me sounds better. 9) Ranpo, Kunikida, Yosano

I love it!!

My Choices: 1. Have Kenji as my boyfriend. 2. Have Akutagawa, look at me like... that. 3. Make Kyoka smile 4. Hang out with Yosano once a week. 5. Have Mori call me ugly. 6. Go on a date with Ranpo and have him act all cute 7. Be Yosano's best friend 8. Commit double 'unaliving' with Dazai 9. Atsushi, Ranpo, & Poe

You should tots do more of these! They are fun to play!

Think about this- Yosano can save them all with her ability just make her job easier by saving 3 o7

1) Atsushi as best friend 2) have akutagawa look at me...like that... 3) Make her smile :D 4) Hang out with Yosano. (I aint sharing MY candy.) 5) Have him laugh at me. (I'd be very insecure with both options tho-) 6) DATE 7) HIS FRIEND 8) Double suicide (Atleast I wont be a criminal being chased after-) Sacifice My life and try to save most of em. OR SAVE DAZAI, RANPO AND POE THEY'LL FIGURE SMTH OUT- (Or if i have to i'll save Poe and atsushi 100% and Going between Dazai and Ranpo) POE IS A MUST TO EVERYTHING ILYSMMM

1. Atsushi 2. Call Chuuya short even though we might be the same height 3. Kyoka 4. Yosano 5. Mori better be ready for a few insults then and so will the other one and I picked Mori btw 6. Yukichi 7. Yosano 8. Dazai I mean at least I would not die alone or maybe a painful death in this case 9. Easy Dazai Atsushi and Chuuya!

My answers 1: Get stuck in the friendzone 2:Call him short 3:See her smile 4:I don't mind sharing 5:It's just Mori I can handle it 6:The date all the way 7:Poe 8:I'll take the shot (bouns) Atsushi,Ranpo and Higuchi

Have Atsushi as my bestest friend who deeply cares about you Call Chuuya short (srry babe, we are the same height) Make kyouka smile Share my candy with Ranpo, every time I get new ones. Have Fyodor laugh at me in a mockingly way Go on a date with ranpo and him acting all cute Be Yosano besto friendo Me and Dazai commiting double *COUGH* *COUGH* Saving = Chuuya, Dazai, Ranpo

- Atsushi as my bestie - Call Chuuya short - Make her smile - Hang out with Yosano (my loveee) - Have him call me ugly, Fyodor scares me - DATE WITH RANPO - Yosano's best friend - Dazai - Fuck this question 😭Anyway, i'd save Yosano, Ranpo, and Atsushi

1. Have Atsushi be my best friend 2. Call Chuuya short (sorry Chuuya) 3. Make Q laugh 4. Share my candy with Ranpo (i don't even like candy anyways, he can have all of it) 5. Have Mori call me ugly 6. Buy Fukuzawa a cat (i still love u Ranpo) 7. Be friends with Poe 8. couple unaliving with Dazai Extra Question: I am not choosing though in my opinion: - Dazai would welcome death, so should I even save him? - Ranpo is so smart, he probably knows what happening and already has like 5 plans to survive - If I save Yosano, couldn't she save the rest with Thou Shall Not Die

- Atsushi - Chuuya (even tho he’s a tiny bit taller than me) - Q (I honestly love them) - Yosano (I barely buy sweets so-) - Fyodor (I cannot accept M0ri calling me ugly even if i am) - Fukuzawa (THIS WAS HARD- I won’t choose Ranpo because of the age difference) - Poe (He’s Lonely :,) ) - DAZAI (No questions.) - I would save… Dazai(I know you want to die Dazai but I have to), Chuuya and Ranpo

1. Atsushi as a friend 2. Call Chuuya short, i do it all the time 3. Make Kyouka smile 4. Share my cany with Ranpo, Yosano's just a bit too scary- 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me mockingly, I'd rather 𝘯𝘰𝘵 see Mori 6. Buy the president a cat, i think of Ranpo as too much of a friend to go on a date with him while having him act all cute and all, plus, it'd probably be super awkward as well- 7. Be Poe's friend, im already (mostly/ kind of) friends with Yosano, and Karl's just too cute- 8. Commit double (oofing) with myself because that's totally possible! 9/ bonus question. I'd save Chuuya (kinda obviously), Yosano, since she has the most medical experience, and understands me the most, and Atsushi. Mori can die for all i care-

YESSS WE LOVE

1. Kenji 2. Call Chuuya short 3.make Q laugh 4.Share my candy w/ Ranpo 5.have mori call me ugly(that’s a good thing) 6.Ranpo 7. Be poe’s friend 8.kunikida shoot me(Dazai is cool but I’m not in the mood for dying) 9. Poe, Ranpo, Dazai

1. Have Atsushi as beaters friend who deeply cares for me. 2. Have Akutagawa look at me like…that. Reasons? Well, if I call Chuuya short then he would obviously be mad and potentially harm me. 3. I would rather make Q laugh. 4. I would rather share my candy/snack with Ranpo every time I get some. 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me. 6. Go on a date with Ranpo. 7. I would be Poe’s friend all the way. 8. I would rather commit “S” with Dazai. 9. Imma save Dazai, Chuuya and Yosano. (Yosano can use her ability duh.)

For the bonus question, I picked Ranpo, Poe, and Higuchi knowing Dazai, Atsushi, and Chuuya, they're getting out alive no matter what. (plot armor goes crazy) Kunikida's...well... *cries in chapter 117* Yosano can heal herself before she dies entirely, and Kouyou would probably be out of there already and Mori can die for all I care

Atsushi Akutagawa Kyōka Yasano Fyodor Fukuzawa Poe Dazai Ranpo, Kunikida and Yasano. (Others mostly belong to Port Mafia or guild. I don't think Atsushi could be happy in his life again knowing other members of the agency have died. As for Dazai, it's obvious. While Ranpo, Yasano and Kunikida are integral parts of the agency. They're also significant for the safety of the city.)

1. Bestfriend 2. call him short even tho im close to his height. 3. Make her smile 4. Hang out with yosano cause i dont need ranpo stealing 5. Have him laugh 6. Prob go in a date with ranpo even tho he prob wouldnt understand anything unless its solving a mystery/case 7. Be his friend 8. Double suicide goooo 9. Chuuya Dazai, and .....Yosano (my thought is that since they are all gonna die or be really close if i save yosano she could possibly save them cause they are on deaths door. But idk it was an idea was kind of hard to pick the third person.)

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend. 2. Call Chuuya short. 3. Make Kyōka smile. 4. Share snacks with Ranpo. 5. Have Mori call me ugly. 6. Buy Yukichi a cat for hi's birthday. 7. Be Poe's friend. 8. Get shot by Kunikida. 9. Atsushi, Dazai and Poe.

4:27 It's so ironic that I actually tried to dig in and analyze the characters' usefulness if they'll survive and ended up having the worst possible outcome with saving Mori, Akiko and Dazai

1. atsushi 2. call chuuya short 3. make her smile 4. share candies with ranpo 5. mori 6. presi fuku 7. yosano bestfriend 8. kunikida 9. ranpo, atsushi, yosano

Atsushi as my best friend. Call Chuuya short. Make kyouka (???) smile. Hang out with Yosano. Have Fydor laugh at me. Buy Fukuzawa a cat. Be Yosano’s best friend. Commit double unalive with Dazai. Atsushi, Yosano and Ranpo

1. Atsushi 2. Call Chuuya short 3. Make Kyouka smile 4. Hang out with yosano one time a week 5. Have Mori call me ugly 6. Go on a date with ranpo 7. Be Poe's friend 8. Have Kunikida shoot me 9. Chuuya, Ranpo, Atsushi

Q.1: Atsushi ( I mean look at him!) Q.2: having Akutagawa looking at me like that ( I would be crushed) Q.3: make Yumeno laugh Q.4: share with ranpo snacks Q.5: Make fyodor laugh at me Q.6: Buy fukuzawa a cat and see him happy (btw I’m not over 14) Q.7: Be Yosano’s friend (I stole a LOT of friends and not noticing 💀) Q.8: Me and Dazai unaliving (I don’t wanna be alone) Q.9: Chuuya, Kouyou and Yosano ( I want to make mori die ^v^ )

In the last part I would save Kunikida, Ranpo and Poe. Here are my reasons: Poe’s reason: he’s shy like me and I relate to him (kinda) Ranpo’s reason: He’s childish like me so we get along great Kunikida’s reason: He reminds me of my dad in every way possible except for his hair and age (my dad is way older than Kunikida)

1. have Atsushi as my best friend 2. call Chuuya short 3. make him laugh 4. share candy with Ranpo !!! 5. have Mori call me ugly 6. go on a date with Ranpo 7. be Poe's friend 8. have Kunikida shoot me :3 9. Kunikida , Atsushi , Ranpo.

4:29 dazai,chuuya,ranpo, Why? Because yosano can heal herself,and so can atsushi ,and kunikida will probably get revived by yosano,and ranpo would just convince yosano to revive Poe lmao 💀

1. Atsushi 2. Akutagawa (but I am afraid that I wouldn't live any longer) 3. Kyouka 4. Yosano 5. Rintarou 6. Fukuzawa 7. Poe 8. Kunikida Extra: Kunikida, Atsushi, Poe

1. atsushi as best friends (yassss 😩👍❗) 2. call chuuya short (no regrets here 😎👍) 3. make kyouka smile 4. share candy with ranpo (you deserve it my guy 🙏🙏🙏) 5. mori calling me ugly (fyodor wouldnt dare mock me 🤬🤬🤬) 6. have a date with ranpo (why ofcourse i would 😩😩) 7. be yosano's best friend (i wanna be more than friends with poe 🤩🤩) 8. commit unalive with dazai (its a win win for both of us 😏😏) extra: this was tough but i would save poe, dazai and ranpo

Ok here are my responses lol: 1. have Atsushi as a friend (Kenzi is 14-) 2. Call Chuuya short (I’d rather be punched than stabbed thank you) 3. Make Kyoka laugh (They’ve both been thru so much but I’m attached to Kyoka more) 4. Hang with Yosano (SHOPPING TRIPSSSSSS) 5. Have Mori call me ugly (Fyodor scares me) 6. Can’t choose (I WANT BOTH OML-) 7. Be Poe’s friend (He really needs one-) 8. Me and Dazai commit (I’d gladly go out with this man) 9. Save Chuuya, Kunikida, Dazai (THIS WAS SO HARD HOW DARE YOU-)

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya 3. Kyouka 4. Ranpo 5. Fyodor 6. Fukuzawa 7. Poe 8. Kunikida 9. Ranpo Chuuya and Yosano (so she saves everyone but Mori)

Im gonna be honest and say that I have been joking around for awhile saying if Dazai were to suggest double unaliving, i would do it with him

1) Be a his friend 2) Call Chuuya short He would say "lmao your shorter" 3) make her smile :) 4) Share my candy with Ranpo :D 5) Have him laugh at me 6) Get him a cat and make him happy 7) Be his friend and mabye his racoon will like me 8) commit (no) with Dazai! I been waiting for this moment my whole life 9) Ranpo, Dazai and Atsushi (Sorry everyone ).: )

I shall: 1. Be Besties with Atsushi 2. Call Chuuya short cuz I'm like 2cm taller 3. Make Kyouka smile 4. Hang out with Yosano each week :D 5. get called ugly so I can make a good comeback 6. But him a cat and get one for myself 7. BE BESTIES WITH YOSANO 8. I'd rather not get shot thank you. CHUUYA! YOSANO! great now I'm conflicted I can't choose. But I feel like I'd save Akutagawa so his sister doesn't loose him, I can't do that to Gin, she is my favourite

1. Atsushi 2. Chuuya 3. Kyoka 4. Ranpo 5. Mori 6. Fukuzawa 7. Yosano 8. Dazai Bonus: Atsushi, Yosano, Chuuya

1.Sushi 2. Chuuya 3. Q 4.Ranpo 5. Fyodor 6. Ranpo 7. Poe 8.Kunikida (I don’t think he’ll kill ppl randomly) 9.Ranpo Poe Chuuya

1.Kenji(sorry atsushi) 2.Chuuya(Sorry akutagawa) 3.Kyouka(sorry Q) 4.Ranpo(sorry Yosano) 5.Fyodor 6.Ranpo(sorry fukuzawa😿) 7.Yosano(sorry poe) 8.Dazai♥(sorry kunikida) 9.Dazai,Chuuya,Ranpo

1] have atsushi as my friend ( we still love kenji tho ) 2] call chuuya short 3] make her smile 4] hang out with yosana for a week ( because im greedy and dont like sharing) 5] have him laugh at me in a mockingly way ( Because Yes, and we stan fyodor ) 6] buy him a cat for his birthday and see him happy ( because socks and sandals man deserves to be happy ) 7] be his friend ( because poe needs to get out more instead of talking to his raccoon ) 8] Having kunikida shoot me would probably break him down since his morals is to save people i would guess ( correct me if im wrong ) so to save him pain i'll commit double with the maniac Extra questions: I'll save ranpo, atsushi, and kunikida.. IF I COULD I WOULD SAVE POE AND CHUUYA AS WELL... and dazai doesnt need any saving he'll get what he always wanted anyway.

1. Atsushi 2. Call chuuya short. 3. Make him laugh (SORRY GIRL) 4. Share candy with ranpo. 5. FYODOR. 6. Buy a cat for fukuzawa. 7. Be poes friend. I wanna pet Karl. 8. Me and dazai be committing *unaliving 9. Poe. Atsushi. And kunikida.

1. Have Atsushi as my bestest friend 2. Call Chuuya short 3. Make Kyouka smile 4. Share my candy with Ranpo (idc if he eats them, at least i can be with him) 5. Have him call me ugly lmao 6. Go on a date with Ranpo 7. Be Yosano's best friend 8. double unaliving with Dazai yas 9. This is hard >< Ranpo, Chuuya, Dazai

1. Atsushi def I’m aro-ace and he’s chill 2. Call Chuuya short cuz we can be buddies cuz I’m short 3. Make Q laugh they seem more depressed and traumatized than Kyoka 4. Share with Ranpo because we both benefit and I wanna learn to be genius 5. Let Fyodor laugh at me because I’m funny 😁 6. Fukuzawa looks stressed ofc I’ll give him a cat 7. Poe will reach me to write. Yosano will make me a sadist 8. Shinju with Dazai because it’ll make him happy and I’ll be happy as well Extra. No I’ll die for them Edit: for bonus I’ll save Yosano, Dazai, and Chuuya because Yosano can save the rest and well Dazai and Chuuya can bicker for all I care and Dazai would die otherwise

1. Atsushu Im aro/ace, the friendship w/ close companionship is more ideal. 2. Chuuya Honestly both of these options are terrible, taking my own trauma into consideration, but i feel like it would be much better to have Chuuya yell at me for calling him short (hes actually taller than me) than have Akutagawa glare at me like that. 3. Kyouka Honestly Q kinda scares me, I'd like to not be in his general vicinity AT ALL. 4. Ranpo Who wouldn't want to share their snacks with Ranpo? 5. Fyodor This is also a lose-lose, but being laughed at mockingly would hit my self esteem softer than straight up being called ugly. 6. Fukuzawa Again with the aro/ace, not interested in romance thing, also i really love cats. 7. Poe Poe is literally my favorite guild member, i would love to be his friend. (Yosano is scary) 8. Dazai Hear me out. 9. Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi Atsushi has plot armour and Soukoku is my favorite ship.

Last question: is this a trick question? CHUUYA, RANPO AND DAZAI ofccc😍

1 Have kenji as my bf 2 : call chuuya short lol 3: make Q laugh 😩 4 : share my candu with ranpo 5: have him calling me ugly (I love fyodor too much -) 6 : go on a date with ranpoooo 7: be poe s friend 8: me znd dazai for a dpuble unaliving Higuchi, poe, yosano.... 😭 (so hard to answerr)

Have Atsushi as my bestest friend Call Chuuya short XD Make Kyoka smile Hang out with Yosano one time a week Have Fyodor laugh at me -_-" Buy Fukuzawa a cat for his birthday and see him happy 😍 Be Yosano best friend Well, then, I'll let Kunikida shoot at me -_-" Can't answer the extra :'(

1 - Atsushi 2 - Chuuya (I’m as short as him) 3 - Yumeno 4 - Ranpo 5 - Fyodor (I don’t want to be near Mori) 6 - Ranpo 7 - Poe 8 - Dazai (it’s not only because he’s hot 😍) BONUS - Poe , Dazai , Kunikida

1. Have Atsushi as my bestie (ily Kenji but I wouldn't date you) 2. Call Chuuya short (Ik he killed a bunch of men for calling him short but he was going to kill them anyway since they were the enemy cmon) 3. Make her smile (idrc you Yumeno, sorry) 4. Share your candy with Ranpo (I love him sm, sorry Yosano ily too but I love him more) 5. Have Fyodor laugh at me (bro when I first heard the dub I was on my knees for the Russian accent- Russia is suddenly one of my favourite countries) 6. Go on a date with Ranpo (I'M SORRY FUKUCHI) 7. Be friends with Poe (I have a thing for emos y'know) 8. Kunikida shoots me (Man you'll never understand my hate for Dazai, plus I actually have a chance of survival lmao) 9 (according to plot). I'd save Ranpo, Dazai and Mori (Mori always saves the ADA, literally everything is a part of 'Dazai's plan' so without him we're screwed and without Ranpo we wouldn't find out things like Kamui's identity and stuff) 9 (according to strength). Just like felix.mp3639 in the comments said, Higuchi, Ranpo and Poe (the others can save themselves easily, just like they said) 9 (according to my favourites). Chuuya, Ranpo and Atsushi (Chuuya because I adored him after reading Stormbringer, Ranpo because... Idk man I like him and Atsushi because I like Shin Soukoku partnership) 9 (according to most useful) Yosano, Ranpo and Atsushi (Thou Shalt Not Die, Ultra Deduction and Atsushi's unbreakable plot armour)

Im saving Yosano (can revive everyone) Chuuya (can help with a plan) Ranpo (find out whos the killer)

2:37 STOP I LOVE BOTH OF THEM THIS WAS SO HARD TO CHOOSE

1. Atsushi xd 2. I mean, never specified I could call him short even when he's not around hah?? 3. Def Kyouka lol it's a bit too risky with Q 4 this is a hard oneeeeee but I'll go with Yosano! 5. Definitely Mori bro he'll definitely stay away from me if that's the case 💀 6 Ranpo! :D 7. Ah this one is pretty hard! I can't choose, but I'll be poe's friend because of Karl!! 8. Sucide :D I can't answer this 😭

1. Option 2 2. Option 1 (im 5'7) 3. Option 2 (Q is so cute..) 4. Option 2 (I LOVE RANPO ❤) 5. Option 1 (I can't handle M*ri) 6. Option 2 (again, I LOVE RANPO ❤) 7. Option 1 (I love Ranpo.. so I have to be friends with his B̷o̷y̷f̷r̷i̷e̷n̷d̷ Rival too) 8. Option 2 (I'm already not exactly happy about living 😁) 9 (extra). Ranpo, Poe, Chuuya (Dazai would be on my list but I doubt he'll want that.. and I like these 3 the best... I would do Atsushi instead of Poe, but Ranpo needs his B̷o̷y̷f̷r̷i̷e̷n̷d̷ Rival.. I don't like Kunikida enough to save him 😐)

4:35 everyone be choosing their OTP and just adding a +1

1. Atsushi(Kenji is 14 but even if he was legal age he isn’t mg type) 2. Akutagawa (cuz his face is funny) 3. Q.(That is my baby. He is so precious and adorable. I’m sorry Kyoka but I have to make my boy smile) 4. Ranpo(I don’t like candy that much anyways so-) 5. Fyodor(I would tear that man to shreds verbally) 6. Fukuzawa(Prez deserves cats) 7. Poe(Hubby material) 8. Dazai 9. Dazai, Poe and Chuuya(my favourites)

1 for left answer 2 for right answer 2) love bae foreva 1)do I need to explain 2) HES SO CUTE💖💖 2) DUH ranpo is my life 😀 2) I would love to be called ugly by him🤤🤤 1) that would just be amazing meow 1) 😩 2) 100 PERCENT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT😱👶 Dazai😝ranpo💖racoon boy😟😟

Mkay here we go: 1. okay tough one i love kenji but atsushi 2. Akutagawa defs thats really hot lmao 3. tough one, Q might actually kill me but him bc i dont think hes been happy in a while 4. yosano ilysm 5. fyodor 😍😍😍 6. GIVE HIM HIS CAT 7. YOSANO I LOVE YOU BUT I LOVE EDGAR ALLAN POE MORE POE MY BELOVED 8. hmm dazai hes chill enough 9. Edgar allan poe, yosano (she will revive em) and chuuya defs

1. Atsushi as friend 2. call chuuya short 3. this one is a hard one.. make him laugh 4. argh another really hard one.. hang out with yosano. 5. fyodor laugh at me in a mocking way. (Ogai is icky i dont want to be in the same room as him) 6. buy him a cat :3 7. immediate answer be his friend :3 8. DAZAI. 9. you cant make me do this :c well ig dazai poe and chuuya (if i could choose 3 more id save kunikida ranpo and atsushi as well) those are my answers reply to this comment with yours :3 (can i get a pin?)

1. Have him as your bestest friend who deeply cares about you 2. Call Chuuya short ( It's okay, WERE BOTH SHORT- ) 3. Make her smile 4. Hang out with Yosano one time a week ( ATLEAST SHE WONT EAT ALL THE CANDY THAT I BROUGHT- No offense ) 5. Have him call you ugly lol 6. Go on a date with him and have him act cute and all 7. Be her best friend instead 8. You and Dazai commit double * unaliving * ( I have to be with my love- ) 9. I lost

Please do another demon slayer related one And this was a great video

1: Be Atsushi's best friend! 2: Call Chuuya short lol...cause he is 3: Make Kyoka smile 4: Share candy with Ranpo 5: Have him laugh at me. I probably did something stupid to deserve it :P 6: Go on a date with Ranpo!!! 7: Be Yosano's best friend!! 8: BECOME UNALIVE WITH DAZAI LMAO 9: Damnit this is hard :( I'd save....Ranpo....Atsushi....and....Poe I'd cry while leaving DX I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN AWFUL PERSON NOOWWWW *curls into a corner and cries* I'm sure they can all fend for themselves tho.....but I still feel bad

1. atsushi 2. chuuya 3. kyouka 4. yosano 5. mori 6. fukuzawa 7. poe (sorry yosano😔) 8. dazai extra: I choose ranpo, yosano, and atsushi

1. Atsushi as best friend, the blond guy is kinda creeping me out 2. Call chuuya short, he is fun to tease 3. make her smile, she is adorable 4. share candy with ranpo, candy for life 5. have mori call me ugly, I know it is not true and he likes girls under 12, i'm too old for his taste anyways 6 Buy fukuzawa a cat, and I'll call it Fuji, cause i used to not remember fukuzawa's name and just called him Mt. Fuji 7 be Poe's friend, he is cute, protecc 8. double suicide all the way, dying along is meh Additional question. mori, the blondie girl and Koyou I don't care much about, so good riddance, yosano will probably save all of the detective agency members including herself with her ability, and it is not like dazai is much killable anyways, so i'm choosing to save chuuya, cause he is adorable and deserves it, poe-kun too, cause he is precious and we must protect the baby, and well, just in case yosano, so she could 100 percent save everyone else.

My results: 1: kenji bf VS atsushi bff Atsushi bff bc he'd be one of the few (maybe even the only) people who who i would trust enough to be emotionally vulnerable with. also i am 110% NOT interested in romance/dating. 2: call chuuya short VS have akutagawa look at me like THAT Call chuuya short bc he cant get mad- calling him short would be calling myself really short bc hes actually 3 inches taller than me (im not yet old enough that ive definitely stopped growing) 3: make kyoka smile VS make Q laugh make kyoka smile bc if Q laughed i'd be scared bc it'd prob be an evil laugh 4: hang w/ yosano once a week VS share all my candy w/ ranpo share my candy w/ ranpo bc as a ranpo stan/kinnie i would gladly share snacks w/ him regardless. no offense to yosano tho, its just ik she would take me shopping and im an aspiring shut-in 5: have fyodor laugh at me mocklingly VS have m*ri call me ugly m*ri call me ugly bc itd mean im prob safe from his pr3dator ass (at least safer than if he called me cute or smth 💀💀) 6: buy fukuzawa a cat for his bday VS go on a date w/ ranpo buy fukuzawa a cat bc as i said b4 i have NO interest in romance/dating 7: poe bff VS yosano bff poe bff bc, as i said b4, yosano would prob take me shopping a lot, and poe would just get me 😎 8: kunikida shoot me VS me and dazai commit double unalive me and dazai commit double unalive. ik i said i dont like the idea of dating, but thats bc my trust is broken af (not trauma, just intense cynicism). also dazai wants a painless way out and so do i, sooo extra: i'd save ranpo, poe, and yosano y i would choose them: ranpo: I STAN RANPO, need i say more poe: not in my top 5 favs, but poe (and karl ofc) r adorable and ranpo needs SOME company yosano: it is a must that she continues her girlbossing y i didnt choose the others: m*ri: hell nah- do i rlly need to explain higuchi: imma be honest idrc abt her, not enough to choose her over the other options kouyou: im srry ik shes a girlboss but between her and yosano- dazai: highly unlikely he'll ACTUALLY die. if he actually does tho, he should be thanking me chuuya: IN SOUKOKU WE TRUST 🙏I WILL FORCE HIM TO (literally) GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT kunikida: i dont hate him, bit it is a sacrifice i'd have to make 😞 atsushi: i woulda picked him instead of yosano but ik he woulda been blaming himself HELLA hard, so call it a mercy kill

1) have atsushi as BFF (I treat Kenji like a kid so) 2) have akutagawa look at me....like that (chuuya taller than me lmao) 3) make Q laugh (I feel bad for Q so) 4) share candy with Ranpo (I mean, I love candy too so idk if he'll get any..) 5) have fydoor laugh at me mockingly (idk, fydoor can die) 6) buy fukazawa a cat (I love cats so :3) 7) be yasono's bff. (Sorry Poe, gotta stick with the lady for this one!) 8) me and Dazai u alive together plsss (I love Dazai.) Extra. Save Dazai, Ranpo and, yasano (bet Dazai and Ranpo could come up with a plan to save them. If not, after they're killed ask Yasano to revive them, since she can if their hearts are beating or sth) Sorry if I misspelled names, been a long time since I last watched it

1. Have Atsushi as my best friend who deeply cares abt me bc i have no friends : ) 2. I'd call Chuuya short and right after that get on my knees and beg for mercy 3. I'd make Kyouka smile because what if Q is laughing about me choking or smth 💀 4. I'd share my candy with Ranpo every time I get new ones because WHO WOULDNT???? HE'S SO PRECIOUS N8DWISFMACIDSNNDSIRGEANHW 5. I'd have Mori call me ugly in 0.0001 seconds I literally don't care about his opinion plus if he thinks I'm ugly then he'll stay away from me :) 6. I'd go on a date with Ranpo because I love him more than 9999999999/10000000000 of the people in the fandom I'm sorry Fukuzawa 7. I'd be Poe's friend because since I stole his man he'd be real mad and I don't want him murdering me so- 8. I'D DIE JUST FOR HIM, BUT TO DIE WITH HIM OMG????? DEAL 9. I'd save Dazai, Ranpo, and Chuuya I literally started to watch the anime for them This was fun lol

1) atsushi bc he's a sweetheart 2) akutagawa looks at everyone like that and chuuya is way too strong for me to survive that 3) Q deserved happiness idc if i die 4) yosano bc she's the best 5) mori can call me ugly idc he's uglier 6) i'd rather date ranpo bc what if i gave the cat to fukuzawa and he couldnt keep it and then he was sad again :( 7) yosano bc she's the best 8) i'd literally rather die than have kunikida shoot me. what kind of person would i have to be to get shot by kunikida. he's literally the sweetest. i'd rather die bonus question: yosano is always my first option. skk cannot survive without the other so theyre either dying together or saved. im choosing dying together bc otherwise yosano would be lonely and i love her too much. final answer: yosano, atsushi, kunikida. sorry ranpo ily but atsushi is too important and kunikida is the agency's future

1. atsushi 2. call chuuya short 3. make her smile 4. yosano 5. fyodor 6. fukazawa 7. yosano 8. dazai 9. Chuuya, and dazai so they can be together wait what, and yosano, yosano would be great drinking buddies with chuuya and dazai would take care of them

1. atsushi 2. akutagawa (i thought abt picking chuuya just to tease him but who knows if i’m gonna survive if he decides to use his ability O.O) 3. kyouka 4. ranpo 5. fyodor 6. ranpo 7. poe 8. kunikida (as much as i love dazai i still wanna be alive lol) 9. atsushi, chuuya, dazai (it was a difficult choice between dazai and ranpo ;-;)

1. atsushi as my best friend (i’m aroace and i’d love to have a bestie) 2. akutagawa… look at me like that, because i’m sure there’s no malice behind it… i’m sure 3. make her laugh. kyouka my sunshine 4. hang out with yos!! we could have a girls’ night 5. fyodor, because i’d love to hear him laugh lol 6. buy fukuzawa a cat for obvious reasons 7. be her bestie; poe has ranpo and she’d understand me better lol 8. have kunikida shoot me. i’d like a quick end, and i don’t want anyone else to die. bonus: yosano and two other random people because yos is a healer and will heal everyone. …but if there’s really no choice… kunikida, mori and ranpo. kunikida’s brave; he’ll be able to go on after the loss, hopefully. mori will ensure that port mafia’s power sustains. ranpo is there to ensure that the ADA doesn’t go out of business.

1. ATSUSHI 2. Call chuuya short 3. Make her smile 4.share my candy w ranpo 5. He can call me ugly lol 6. GO ON A DATE WITH RANPO DEFINITELY 7. Be his friend 8. Me and Dazai double sewersliding 😩