"Would You Rather" w/ Bill Burr, Tom Segura & Christina P.

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Bill Burr joins the mommies to answer some tough "Would You Rathers!" Would you rather run full speed everywhere you go or always yell at the top of your lungs when you talk? Answer below!

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@Goldenspiderducck 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Bill perpetually has the look of a guy waiting for a bus that will never come.

@RajBeats 3 жыл бұрын

😭 accurate

@lemonblocks5386 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@KingsNerdCave 2 жыл бұрын

Why is this the best description for him...

@devinsilva2102 2 жыл бұрын

This is amazing 😂

@sammich2876 2 жыл бұрын

Wow that is the most spot-on shit ive ever fucking read Cocksucka

@louieanderson3896 6 жыл бұрын

bill is so wtf during the music segments

@MrFreakCat 6 жыл бұрын

it's like bad. then long enough to be funny, then fucking bad and cringy again.

@CorbCorbin 6 жыл бұрын

That's Deep Bro.....would you rather hear listen to that intro track for 24 straight hours, or play Ball Hog with DJ Dad Mouth? I know it's too easy......but......try it out....

@ItsAllGood5225 6 жыл бұрын

As we all are

@SteedDigital1 5 жыл бұрын

He always seems to be "off" when any interviewer or podcast is doing their segments that have nothing to do with him. Ge just kind of shuts down/rests for those periods. I'd assume he's in his head a lot

@brodyharris7631 4 жыл бұрын

As are all of us. I absolutely can't take it when Mommy Jean's brings up tiktoks and thinks they are funny. I'm glad that era seems to be slowing down. Also, she def throws the snort in there. It's so obvious that part of her laugh is fake. I love her regardless.

@Mountaindewdewable 6 жыл бұрын

Bill burr’s reaction to the music was the best

@abovethefallen3889 4 жыл бұрын

That was a man slowly dying inside

@larrywexner4163 3 жыл бұрын

wtf was it so long for lmao.. anti-show eric andre type shit

@hermtastic Жыл бұрын

"Did you compose this music?" ... (Waiting to say something not nice) "No somebody made it for us." (Holds tongue)

@joshuatillman9506 5 жыл бұрын

Tom wearing that LSU sweatshirt after roasting the state of Louisiana is the ultimate power move.

@ryanleblanc6817 3 жыл бұрын

He was a LSU fan long before the joke.

@executioner_ecgbert884 3 жыл бұрын

It was a joke, after all

@bryanergau6682 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about ultimate, but it's a good one

@devinsilva2102 2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing hash if he had a Arkansas shirt Dam ahha

@Ruhtinas84 3 жыл бұрын

"Did you compose this music?" Bill's face and Toms serious answer..

@Friendofmine377 5 жыл бұрын

Tom:" i run!" Bill: " no you dont" 😂😂😂

@iamthebeast2459 5 жыл бұрын

You never do...your husky

@rafaelflores7411 5 жыл бұрын

That was fucking hilarious lmao

@Anonymous-vr9hp 3 жыл бұрын

I just saw the video where he tried to dunk and his whole body broke

@rustyshackleford6992 3 жыл бұрын

"You should feel bad about yourself." Dead

@kevinbeattie7297 6 жыл бұрын

if the music is only there to annoy people, good job.

@TheUnholyPosole 6 жыл бұрын

Right. I don't know why they play that shit for so long. A little sample is all that is needed.

@koolkat123 6 жыл бұрын

not only is it super long, it's like grating to listen to, fucking hurts my ears

@kevinbeattie7297 6 жыл бұрын

It is the length amongst all other aspects that makes it such an annoyance. Also, hope Gene and Chris read this because I've been prepping my first fan email and I can only try it out and pray it stays high and tight.

@tylerdurden4299 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off it's their podcast

@Testimentsnow 6 жыл бұрын

No you fuck off it's awful

@XenoTravis 6 жыл бұрын

lol the yelling loop hole is so good for Bill.

@ryanmaclachlan7087 6 жыл бұрын

"WILL YA STOP RUNNING EVERYWHERE!!!" "I'll stop running if you stop shouting."

@JuICyBLiinGeR 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan MacLachlan this could be a line from F is for Family 😅

@davycornell8715 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Seinfeld

@D_Hooker 5 жыл бұрын

Bill's face when he says "no you dont"😂😂

@LauraRodriguez-wl7nx 5 жыл бұрын

Your fanbase isn’t entirely a sausage fest, Bill! I’m here and I love you!!

@Poppins242 2 жыл бұрын

Me too. He's the best

@allisonkoester Жыл бұрын

🎉🎉🎉

@paolorod Жыл бұрын

Great ladies!!!!!!!!! You are probably great people to have a beer with cheers!!!

@supahbeebz Жыл бұрын

Thanks Laura

@eiatos 6 жыл бұрын

The instant "Yelling, look at him" with the disapproving look was gold

@ChazWick4 6 жыл бұрын

Bill's act wouldn't bee TOO much different if he had to shout all the time

@poeticdarkness7483 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha i said that in my head.. Haha i was like he does that anyway lmao

@michaelpipkin9942 6 жыл бұрын

ChazWick4 Yea, no one else could pull off yelling all the time. It makes sense.

@MRboss11 5 жыл бұрын

Not really

@MartKencuda 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelpipkin9942 Gilbert gotfried

@theogkarenhunter 4 жыл бұрын

Right lmao his response was exactly what I expected 😂

@BrokenGodEnt 3 жыл бұрын

"you should feel bad about yourself" lmfao goddamn Bill

@constantdoodle32 6 жыл бұрын

Bills face when the music turns on 😂😂😂

@tomsalt06 6 жыл бұрын

Bill always looks miserable hahaha

@youtube.commentator 5 жыл бұрын

You would to if you knew you would always have gingervitis

@Dlck.C.Normous 5 жыл бұрын

Its the Irish DNA we can't help but look pissed off

@iimmannii 4 жыл бұрын

@J P or the inbreeding.

@seanmatthewking 4 жыл бұрын

The happiest people I know are Irish.

@Yagirlnyesha 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo I love him

@TheBristow55 3 жыл бұрын

I love how annoyed/indifferent they all are to the submitted music, but they still decide to play it every time no matter the reaction

@monumentsNmelodies 6 жыл бұрын

3:40-7:10 Haven't laughed that hard In a long time. Seriously tears from laughing. (Especially Tom's version of yelling lmao)

@gasolineandwine 6 жыл бұрын

"Yeah?! YEAH!"

@SANDSCORCHER Жыл бұрын

@ Dominick Sabatino Same here. Don’t know why but just lost my shit. Was wet eyed and coughing from laughing and had to pause the playback to regain my composure. Bill and Tom definitely need to make this as an actual sitcom. Even if it’s just a one off👍🏻

@davefs25 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Screaming reminds me of him in F is for Family.

@ohthaterin 4 жыл бұрын

Dharmavid Francis yes 100%

@TheVredeHunter 4 жыл бұрын

OHTHATERIN _ well yea....

@Yagirlnyesha 3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say this!

@MrHEC381991 6 жыл бұрын

Bill: Either one of those would lead me to suicide Christina: That's the point Bill: ...that's the point of this show, great. APPLY WATER TO BURNED AREA!

@DLoc-tu2yq 3 жыл бұрын

They don't have comedians like bill anymore. Nick dipalo is one if the last. Rip Patrice, Greg and ralphie

@Gixsir 2 жыл бұрын

I stopped listening around that time the show isn’t that funny anymore to me. The very first ones on KZfaq are the best for me hard to find them tho

@paulmccrary2239 6 жыл бұрын

one of the best WYRs in a while. Had me rolling.

@HeyRoosty 2 жыл бұрын

The complete confidence and deadpan on his face when he said "That's what I'm part of" after the thick boy nation comment lmao, absolute gold.

@mderepository4147 3 жыл бұрын

“That wasn’t condescending at all” lol

@chrismarquette8627 3 жыл бұрын

But Bill already shouts his whole act 😂

@lallyoisin 6 жыл бұрын

Bill likes these two. Very generous in this interview. One funny dude!

@brandyntherwanger5731 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr one of the funniest people alive.

@AThief1nTheNight 5 жыл бұрын

Yelling your order at the waitress in a fancy restaurant would be hilarious to see

@memegimygimy1526 5 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine getting really old like 80 and having to run full speed everywhere?

@dommyboysmith 3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking, the older you got, the more normal yelling would become. With running you'd be breaking bones and eating dirt on the regular haha

@karelconklin3763 2 жыл бұрын

Bill yelling is how I've always imagined Bill speaking just in general 😂

@Khoros-Mythos Жыл бұрын

1:02 Tom never fails to have the most perfect comedic timing.

@jonesfuture 6 жыл бұрын

That intro was so bad

@CorbCorbin 6 жыл бұрын

Karl Kreutzer The delay on the last cymbal hit echoed for 10-15 seconds. I couldn't hear correctly for the rest of the bit.

@TheDeathOfPassion 6 жыл бұрын

more o's in the soooooooooooo bad please

@Sixsoul 5 жыл бұрын

@@CorbCorbin same here man. It fucked with my vision for a minute or so too. I immediately had the notion it may be some fucked up mind control experiment and thought Tom would totally do something like this. Fuck him and his unfunny wife

@ramsfreak893 5 жыл бұрын

It was gold

@infintittie 5 жыл бұрын

Unwatchable... have to skip everytime

@Filiolus 6 жыл бұрын

"yelling, look at 'em.." Tom: D: I run! lol

@j.d.o5709 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is starting to look like Karl Pilkington.

@boneyard4729 5 жыл бұрын

Head like a fuckin orange!

@coreyS33 5 жыл бұрын

Who's Karl dilkington?

@boneyard4729 5 жыл бұрын

@@coreyS33 Cmon now...you know Karl is a total Dilk.

@coreyS33 5 жыл бұрын

@@boneyard4729 the fact that op is a year ago but we're still sittin fresh here is inspiring

@boneyard4729 5 жыл бұрын

@@coreyS33 Coupla necrophiliacs

@BertthebuilderNCR 4 жыл бұрын

9:38 Bill burr "what am i doing with my life" look

@robertwallace798 3 жыл бұрын

I love this. I don't have the patience to listen to a 5hr podcast but small bits like this are perfect

@shit_tiger 2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing but you'd be surprised. You put it on when you start work and it's just your background noise.

@leedsdrumacademy 6 жыл бұрын

"Learn a couple of languages..." Eddie Izzard definitely felt that jab.

@Jawsnake 6 жыл бұрын

Bill's face at 9:40 is totally unimpressed by "try it out" guy's sound bite

@hellalyfe 4 жыл бұрын

That shit had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

@karlsweeney2328 3 жыл бұрын

I like how every time Tom laughs his ass off he says "The back of my head hurts."

@jjester2313 3 жыл бұрын

It is definitely real.

@prakwillem 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed haha. I want a compilation of that.

@oliverholmes-gunning5372 Жыл бұрын

Also weirdly relatable

@oliverholmes-gunning5372 Жыл бұрын

Dude should probably get his blood pressure checked. That shit happens to me all the time and I was told it was due to my high blood pressure

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

couples who laugh at the same joke together, stay together..

@federicoeiriz42 4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@samesollar6709 4 жыл бұрын

Roughman slope

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

@@samesollar6709 mope

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

@R K grope, lobe, probe, globe

@samesollar6709 4 жыл бұрын

Ludmilla Gutomo dope

@BamaNewb 5 жыл бұрын

Bill is ALWAYS in his head and thinking about some shit said 15 minutes earlier. I feel this so much! NOTHIN but Love

@matthewbourgeois9648 3 жыл бұрын

Tom: I run! I lift weights. Bill: No you don't. You never do. Tom: I ALWAYS do

@MrMaximum91 2 жыл бұрын

The shouting or running every where segment is unbelievable 10/10 one of the funniest imaginings of Ole Billy red Balls of all time

@sillywilly717 4 жыл бұрын

When bill yells to the point just before voice crack he sounds like Gilbert Godfreed

@jonvia 2 жыл бұрын

Bill always has the "Can we get this show on the road?" or the "Why didnt I just sell life insurance like my brother?" look.

@kyenalder2706 5 жыл бұрын

That ladies laugh makes me wanna clean windows

@nickh.8275 4 жыл бұрын

Bill can make anybody laugh their ass off with any topic at any time. He never fails, even if he tried to.

@igkgigoh 5 жыл бұрын

That "Will you stop running everywhere?!" killed me at work. I wish they'd make that sitcom and Bill Burr plays the guy shouting

@Danielsbadgaming 5 жыл бұрын

He would be Samuel L. Jackson, IM NOT YELLING THIS IS HOW I TALK, HAVEN”T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES!!!

@oc7078 4 жыл бұрын

THEY ATE ME A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME

@oljerzbastard4847 4 жыл бұрын

The crazy thing is that Bill is in that skit

@0DaRisingSun0 4 жыл бұрын

SAMUEL JACKSON ITS MY BEER YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

@StonkeyDomp 3 жыл бұрын

"It'll get you drunk!" "You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time!" - Samual L. Jackson

@jgallub 5 жыл бұрын

Female that loves Bill Burr stand up.

@misbah4887 5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@soiboisteve515 4 жыл бұрын

Hardly

@AllisonChains64 4 жыл бұрын

Yup, same here! I think he's my favorite stand up!

@xtcaudio 3 жыл бұрын

Bills face listening to the Would You Rather music 😂

@danielw1885 6 жыл бұрын

Tom "I wish it was just me and Bill" Segura

@m.w.n.360 6 жыл бұрын

Bump

@danielw1885 6 жыл бұрын

@iwastoldtherewaspie 6 жыл бұрын

So does everyone who is listening

@kylebowling1804 6 жыл бұрын

dan whits rather be soft than crusty.

@danielw1885 6 жыл бұрын

Why thank you sir

@divinelittledevil 5 жыл бұрын

Bill humming "The Odd Couple" theme 9:19... perfect.

@justin_gosselin 6 жыл бұрын

It's like Tom & Christina are Rick & Morty and Bill is South Park.

@26lekent 5 жыл бұрын

Justin Gosselin what

@youtube.commentator 5 жыл бұрын

N...no, it's not

@TheKrighter 2 жыл бұрын

I love the hell out of all three of these people, gawd damn.

@zachbut13 4 жыл бұрын

i love how much Bill makes Tom laugh

@MrWiggnuts 6 жыл бұрын

Tom "I run" Bill " no you don't "

@mfgary5094 4 жыл бұрын

My reaction to the music is the same as Bill’s.... wtf

@iranee5597 5 жыл бұрын

When that music came on holy fucking awkward"Did you compose this yourself?""No someone else did?"😂😂😂

@EauRouge 2 жыл бұрын

It is remarkable, brave and worthy of a place in history how Tom has been able to stand Christina's laugh for all these years...and the ones to come. Chapeau to you Tom.

@soul2soul399 Жыл бұрын

I couldn’t take even 6 minutes if that snorting laugh. 😖

@GooniesNeverSayDie1980 3 жыл бұрын

The “having to shout always” bit has my jaws & diaphragm hurting from laughter….😁🥴😆

@mikeg4490 6 жыл бұрын

YOOU LIKE THAT? YOU FEEL SO GOOD!

@michaelcastillo3231 2 жыл бұрын

What I love more than anything is the laughter between all of them.

@TheGreenCouncil 4 жыл бұрын

Running everywhere, so like GTA in real life.

@arsplastiques 2 жыл бұрын

Bill takes shit from no one, holds his own, and doesn't let anyone speak for him or put words into his mouth. He calls bullshit like no one else and for all of these reasons and more he's one of my faves.

@iondylan 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr woman of the year 2018

@escherpainting8622 2 жыл бұрын

Bill is actually the most naturally funny person I've ever witnessed talk.

@narcthy993 4 жыл бұрын

"Or you're always shouting" that's just Bill Burr anyway

@esme553 6 жыл бұрын

The scream/run bit was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I was dying at work and no one understood.

@gilley73779 5 жыл бұрын

i love toms loud voise

@beerinoculum 2 жыл бұрын

*voice

@nutzabout3 Жыл бұрын

OMG...I literally DIED laughing watching this... wasn't expecting it to be THAT funny! LOL

@gfunkera Жыл бұрын

You figuratively died

@trenorman832 6 жыл бұрын

a 2 and a half minute ad that youtube won't let me skip over. This is becoming a problem.

@Kasolojooo 5 жыл бұрын

Tre Norman adblocker

@M_Mooon 6 жыл бұрын

Suppressing my laughter at work. SO HARD TO DO

@markmirabella4066 6 жыл бұрын

Died when bill was shaming Tom. "you should feel bad about yourself" lmfao

@rozageorge9310 5 жыл бұрын

I’m a woman and a huge burr fan ! There are lots of us!

@StonkeyDomp 3 жыл бұрын

When the shouting option came up all I could think of was the Samual L. Jackson beer skit. #itllgetyoudrunk

@kevzeman 3 жыл бұрын

Hey thanks for totally brining down the energy of the show with the music bits

@Omelette18 5 жыл бұрын

You guys have great chemistry with Bill, you should make him your sister wife.

@LoganW143 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh so I can take him for a ride” 😭💀

@coltonw8686 5 жыл бұрын

Bill already shouts doing his act though lol Even his podcast is about 70 percent shouting.

@flyhog8574 3 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine though if he did the yelling full time dressed like Eddie Izard? Lol

@wyattgranger5870 Жыл бұрын

Bill @ 7:47 🤣 He talks like a sopranos character the way he just bluntly says "no you don't".

@Addicti0nz1 Жыл бұрын

This one was hilarious

@Treycordie Жыл бұрын

all i can hear is christina's snorting & windex laugh LOL

@aklei114 5 жыл бұрын

Christina’s laugh had me laughing

@BrassMtn 3 жыл бұрын

These three are frigging gold lol

@ericgregory7366 6 жыл бұрын

"Woke AF" 😂😂😂😂

@potnoodles4life171 8 ай бұрын

Bill burr coming up with that loop hole in a matter of seconds is why he's such a genius 😂

@FMJAmerican 4 жыл бұрын

I miss would you rather segments

@drewchestnut468 5 жыл бұрын

I keep waiting for Bill Burr to disappoint me, but I just keep laughing.

@kuhdiejay4905 6 жыл бұрын

I love how she laughs 😂 she’s got that “I’m dead bruh” laugh, and the girl laugh and the snort 😂😂😂

@paigejones744 5 жыл бұрын

I’m seriously laughing so hard 😂🤣😂 good job YMH

@zengamer21 Жыл бұрын

Gilbert Godfrey took the yelling option.

@bananabreadbreadofbananas 4 жыл бұрын

i love bill’s yelling voice

@michaelbar598 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's face when the music comes on is me every time I hear EDM.

@jebbobo5517 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao imagine you’re at like a 5 star restaurant, suuuuuper nice. You gotta go to the bathroom and you break into a dead sprint😂 or when you’re coming through the front door you have to bash through because your in a sprint

@Gross_Malone 6 жыл бұрын

Why is her nose always stuffed up

@on2wheels378 6 жыл бұрын

It's the coke.

@ummmidunno8308 6 жыл бұрын

Here are some possibilities.. It's cold and flu season.. She's pregnant, which does fuck your nose up.. Or it could just be allergies! She doesn't do coke!

@ninakore 6 жыл бұрын

Sinus issues fuck my nose up.

@yourdaughterdoesanal2650 5 жыл бұрын

I use to sell her coke couple years ago

@claytonraynard5874 5 жыл бұрын

She always sounds like this might be coke after all