They came from 4 different realities to join together to form this masterpiece!

Flat as a fart......

Good question, maybe they're related?

😂

Holy shit, I'm just realizing this hahahahaha

Þorn Yes

Hell ya

Fucking amen.

Janitorcore

Janitor WITH a drum!

As terrible as it is, you have a point.

Agreed 🤘

At their age? They don't look terribly old to me. But I guess they do look old if your a 12yo.

Agreed

true i agree but that is some funny shit , but i don't think they care haha

The singers on the sex offenders register and none of them have kids....not joking , I am from same town in Wales

marc raygun NO WAYYYY 🤣🤣🤣. That just adds so much more beauty to their already illustrious mystique as “The Worlds Worst Metal Band”. Someone ought to make a mockumentary styled reality show similar to Trailer Park Boys about these guys delusions of grandeur. I would so watch that! So long as they are completely oblivious to why people are watching their reality show, it would be comedic gold. Just sayin 😂

Lots of raw footage was shot for such a documentary and what I saw made my face hurt with laughter sadly no editior ever found and it never got finished

marc raygun This story just keeps getting better and better 😂😂😂. You got any footage from this elusive documentary? Asking for a very famous friend in Hollywood (who doesn’t exist) lol. Would that get them to release it lol?

Just a few minutes so where I think

for shame. I started laughing when I realized Franklin Benjamin was reincarnated and attempted to death growl.

so did I!!!!!

I am gay I too xD

+I am gay... same here hahahahaha lol 😂😂😂😂😂

I am gay That intro had me crying laughing. XD

Its how he said it.. so weak lol.

He said it and did this body movement as if he's a cool badass 😂😂😂 I'm dying

i need see to someone that play bad like me for feel myself better HAHAHAHA

Lol FFDP ripoff!

Agreed. Music produced these isn't really music if you remove the subtle tinges of imperfection.

What about the monster? He isnt gifted ?

I love this too. Reminds me of Venom. Dying on a blade of a knife!!

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR Mike patton approves :v

Real metalheads dont make it to midlife bro. Get with the times

+Burning Tirez I'm a Metalhead and im middle aged so fuck you

Ha ha! Yes! Exactly right!

the singer has a adult diper on

😳😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

And the elbow at 1:04? Genius.

Oh shit man... wow that kick was insane

Oh man, I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

Nasty 🤘🧐

Don't you worry that they might blow you off the stage with all this talent?

@@cuznred that's absolutely a valid concern and definitely something that shouldn't be overlooked. This is absolutely a real possibility and I think one that deserves more discussion lol. They're so good that they literally blew the hair off the top of their heads. That's commitment.

@@cuznred idk man. Dime store skunk Baxter from steely dan was shredding it. They're so good. They'll blow the hairs right off the top of your head if you're not careful.

yep, checkout the band "complete"

Agreed. I have heard bands way worse than this. At least the instruments are in tune, and the vocalist is entertaining.

Bass player looks like riddler older and on drugs

Danny Devito

you never seen anything until you see lil wayne play guitar

Yes, there is a time to wear a bandana on your head, and this is that time.

limzog9 At first I thought this was an unreleased episode of Always Sunny where Frank reunites with his old band.

They can play instruments and they are speaking from their heart

yeah, no... pop is significantly better than this shit my friend, and that's coming from a metalhead.

@@nickdotjpg Pop offends me as a musician because of how bad it is, I'd take shitty metal over pop any day I'm not saying anything bad about you though, just my tatse

I totally agree. This is vastly preferable to that limp-wristed "R&B" and that hateful, tuneless hip-hop.

+Jimmy Miotke What's wrong with pop music?

whatever whatever Well, I wouldn't say that all pop music is rubbish but so much of what's been in the top 40 during the past fifteen years is worse than worthless.

Cormac Moore True. I honestly like to listen to pop music, but a lot of it has been pretty much garbage.

I Fukn Agree.

Indientis hahahahahahahahahha yes.

Wait actually? Idk

Yeah, or the janitors from my high school.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m crying. That’s great.

No it wouldnt

That and some supervision could take it a long way.

One of them's on the register 😂

Or the funny uncle

agreed

agreed

The instrument players aren't that bad either

They can improve with practise??? They're old as fuck, for heaven's sake!! I think they're straight retarded people. And don't compare them to Hellhammer, man... holy shit!!

Well said; music is music and you can learn something from everyone.

That is by far, the best part of the video.

@@saabninefive93 That and the intro of 1-2 FUCK YOU! But that dance was straight from the 20 minute workout from 1984. Or maybe "Running With Gileyad" or whatever his name was.

Dude just knew that Jane Fonda Workout VHS cassette would come in handy one day.

New genre of metal - Workoutcore! He was "feelin' the music, man" too. And he kinda looks like a Klingon, what do you reckon? ;-)

🤣

J Starr What time is it now?

J Starr fuck that, when does slayer open up for them?!?!

Generic Internetter exactly, all other bands will be taking a back seat to them!

J Starr I think they are just as talented as slayer.

Roy Mercer Them is Fighting words Roy, you take that back or i will type something at you.

Uhh dude, it’s 2019. Allot of fathers do or have listened to Slayer...

There's Slayer fans who have grandchildren, mate, and a lot of them could probably still go a lot harder than you.

Eerrr i guess im one of those dads who plays the album Reign in Blood then sing along with it lol

Lol I was listening to slayer from their first lp and am now in my mid 50’s, silly child

Piss off, kid. I was moshing to Slayer when you were still a mistake your father had yet to make.

Are you retarded?

You win the internet comment list today!!

😂😂😂

LMAO! You know how hard it is to read comments like this while trying to eat? I should have learned by now.

Coming from someone who probably has the scent of a 9 year olds kitty on his fingers

Why does that sound like something from the song Mother by Danzig

no. it was like 5/8 bad.

i agree awesome - any one can start a metal band!!! and metal is for all ages

agreed on the solo

i bet these guys get all the chicks

Okay, so I'm not the only one. I thought the solo was pretty cool too. :)

Lol can I join your old man band?

Who wants to volunteer to be the guy wearing a silk button up shirt, with flames on the front, that they bought from Guitar Center??

Oscar Duarte I call Rhythm Guitar!

i call drums!

Sweet! Now who's gonna do lead guitar, bass and vocals?

You think that's what "on time" is?

I'd hardly call that "in time"

Sounded like the drummer was intending to hit the snare on the four and then the crash and kick on the and, but came in late and it messes up his count before he picks it back up. Even old mate Sean looked at him probably thinking wtf man. Drummer keeps a fairly consistent time though. He does slow down at some parts and then speeds up sometimes, but it's not that bad.

Are you serious?

The tone, timing amd talent were none existent here but what you mean

stonesthrow420 Comment of the year 2015

Comment Of The Year

xD

Its hell on earth

But you know what ? The band was not bad, but the front man was just awful

Cool profile pic maralyn manson👍

Lmao..is that a REAL band? Unicorns killed my girlfriend.. Hilarious name!

These guys just have no idea how to keep their hair in good shape. Their hair is all greasy, stringy, and in desperate need of a wash and some conditioner. Maintaining long hair is possible. Herman Li is in his 40s, has hair that reaches to his waist, and still looks like he's in his early 30s at most with no sign of balding.

StreakyAnchovy the difference is that Herman Li is a multi millionaire, these guys most likely aren’t. Rich people can get hair transplants, the best conditioners, etc

@@glurp2661 TBH I don't think Herman's had any hair implants. He hasn't quite said anything about those and he does have a bald spot or two, but that's kinda expected when you're like 40+. Also, it doesn't cost much to just at least wash your hair. And you don't have to dump a shitton of money on conditioner. Even the cheaper varieties can be helpful for maintaining your hair. These guys look like they last washed their hair a few weeks back. I get that sometimes, you might just be too tired to wash your hair but not doing so for more than two weeks is pretty gross.

I laughed my ass off at this

Oh Jesus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best comment on all KZfaq. 😁

Lol!!!!

Bingo.

+Ayecie Bite it!

But he's not beating the shit out of people or throwing his own shit at the audience

Ayecie Yeah it kinda does except he isn't fighting people and shitting onstage

lol

Lars was great on Justice, actually...

i headr a story that lars didnt even play on justice he got Another drummer do it for him

Lars is an embarrassment to drummers everywhere. He owns the Metallica name and takes care of the books, or at least oversee them. Its great to have someone actually in the band that can do that -- they trust him, like Steve Harris. Cliff wanted him out, as did Dave. Lars and Peter Criss have been giving drummers a bad name since I was a tiny boy. Please, give us back Clive Burr and we'll give you both Peter and Lars. Metallica will just have to get a damn accountant like everyone else. And Spectre is right, its an open secret that Metallica uses session drummers, as did Kiss. Otherwise, they'd be in the studio for decades.

Lars is the only drummer that matters. And you are just a weasel.

that IS lars

i've been worse

javier ba3 me too oh god i used to play slipknot covers, nowadays im probably worse on the drums than this guy

God, that's funnier after seeing this comment, lmao

Oh, a solo, is that what that was?

Then does jumping jacks

Just like Ozzy's corny @$$.

+0x777 yeah

They need better gear and someone to mix it they would sound fine.

Drummer fuck up @2:30

that should be their band name lol

Funny considering his opening lyrics.

LMMFAO that's PRICELESS :D

Holy shit dude. I just shit rainbows laughing at your comment, lol....

J Moon LOL No kidding. Sex Offenders would be the perfect name lol. In all seriousness lol

Yeah its kinda like alternate current. Its nothing like direct though.

@@justink9445 😂

If they had decent amps and such with distortion they would probably sound way way better. Pedals wouldn’t hurt either

They're seriously not bad? LOLOLOLOL! Some people simply lack basic awareness, common sense, and insight. Maybe they were born without it. Maybe it got stolen? Maybe an unfortunate accident? The reasons are less important than the outcome. And in this case it's made an individual boldly declare that this collection of sub-garage level hobbyists who lack both skills, talent, and potential on any level in any current or alternate universe.....as being "seriously not bad". It sort of begs the question, what DOES someone like that consider "bad"?

@@Bhatt_Hole liek um n shitliek shit r whatev n liek shit butt um whatever liek bad is is betst

ONE TWO... FUCK YOU

Mongoose Motovlog Which says a lot about the state of rock in 2018. They both suck!

same

Have you tried Xm radio?

true, VERY true

I don't know if they WERE having fun - the lead guy looked very unhappy, sorta like he was hoping it would end soon. Just like I felt I think.

leighatkins22 2:00 Argument = invalid.

colby shane Colbie?/

Donnie Hicks kinda lol Colby is how u spell my name

colby shane best comment ever lmfao

lol

geez Rrez exercising?

YES

Eh I don't know about that..

yes

Even *I* must disagree with this

Daniel Johnstone it has no autotune :)

Chris Walker That isn't clickbait. It is an opinion.

They are quite fine... BUT the beginning killed me + 1:58 :D ONE TWO FUCK YEAH

I think they are friends being part of a local band just for fun

Blep.

True

Noah Lovotti best part of the video

xD

TheDogs1504 Seriouslee?

Yeah, can't you see the awesomeness ?

TheDogs1504 Yeah, better than Slayer, Maiden, Judas Priest etc. And sexier. You're right. Peace dude

Snarl616 Serious? Who the fuck cares if you pretty or not on the fuckin metal scene? You look like a damn glamy 'guy' if I may call you that.

Ze Hardrock Read back my comment, troll. I won't waste my time with you

how much you willing to bet?

dude it can't be called genius just cause it was old, sodom is old as sht or megadeth, but they have really good lyrics and megadeths guitar is considered one of the best in metal history

You are wrong !

Looks like he's giving aerobic classes 😂😂😂

Andrew Winslow Me! Edgiest thing that Jared ever heard! Hahaha!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

ironically jareds band is actually the worst metal band ever

who the fuck is jared dines

Me

Me

+Myth Plays its ok

+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.

+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.

+Diego Horta put the video speed at 1.5 or 2x normal,its awesome.

are u deaf?

Irishguy239 y

Your actually right. That's why he started this band. He just discovered electricity!😮

That's a matter of opinion my good sir.

Quincy Hill Nope, that's a fact.

You saying it's fact doesn't make it any less of an opinion sir.

Well your one vote for late 90s Nu Metal vs our two votes for these dudes means that at this point in time its a fact that popular support is in favor of... These Dudes.

Yes, because a 3 person study definitely proves that something inherently opinionated is now fact. Also whoever said I was on 90s nu metal's side? I just said that your opinion was an opinion and not a fact.

Chuck Wagon Your icon is fitting. Carl would totally be at every one of these guys shows 😂

Bruce Forrest yo, anyone is better than poison.

Poison? From Germany? I think not.

@@Queretonix and you're full of shit

Why? because Poison was hair metal? Man try to look past what Metallica and Megadeth said about hair metal, if you did your research you'd find that both bands actually toured with and opened with alot of hair metal bands back in the day and were closeted fans of Ratt and Dokken.