HFY Story : Wrath of the extinct ones & It is funny though |2427 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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HFY Story : Wrath of the extinct ones & It is funny though |2427 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@MrWillyclem 2 ай бұрын

Wojtek was an actual bear adopted by the Polish 2nd Corps during WW2, given the rank of corporal. He would carry ammo, drink and smoke with his fellow soldiers.

@Norbrookc 2 ай бұрын

A fitting nod from the second story.

@jon-paulfilkins7820 2 ай бұрын

Ended his days in a Scottish Zoo, allegedly still prefered Italian Wines to Whiskey to his dying day. Many Polish exiles made a point of visiting him.

@noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ай бұрын

Ah. That explains why the bear in the story is Wotjek the FOURTH.

@vinnyganzano1930 2 ай бұрын

@@jon-paulfilkins7820Edinburgh zoo where he was visited by many Polish ex-servicemen up until his death. It's a story which has birthed many KZfaq videos.

@vonkug 2 ай бұрын

And still had more discipline then most Americans.

@GarmrsBarking 2 ай бұрын

wait till they hear what we call our capital ship… the mighty HMS boaty mcboatface....

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 2 ай бұрын

Urist Class Magmacannons.

@artyd42 2 ай бұрын

War... Never tells you who is right. Only who is left.

@Tiewaz 2 ай бұрын

First story: And after all that, the aliens still never exterminated all the humans. There was one left. Second story: I remember the story of that bear. Probably a better diplomat than most available humans.

@alganhar1 2 ай бұрын

You know 'one left' is kind of guaranteed extinction right?

@robertstoneking7916 2 ай бұрын

@@alganhar1 One left that they know of. We've always has zealots, and idealists, and misfits that have gone out into whatever wilderness they can find to start their own colonies. Many of the colony ships had no flight plan, disappeared from known space, and haven't been rediscovered yet.

@Tiewaz 2 ай бұрын

@@alganhar1 Extinction yes. Exterminated? No. There's one left. Also, given this psycher pretty much merged with a whole ship, it sounds like he's essentially immortal.

@JRRodriguez-nu7po 2 ай бұрын

Wojteck, great history reference but there's another possibility. Women lost in a forest elected a bear. 😊

@jeanannd 2 ай бұрын

2nd story - LOL, well we humans have in fact elected cats and dogs to positions as Mayer of actual towns for instance. Meow, woof, growl ;)

@emilynelson5646 2 ай бұрын

There was a bear that was a member of the Polish armed forces in WWII

@ravenouself4181 2 ай бұрын

and, oddly enough, those towns are doing much better than their counterparts.

@ravenouself4181 2 ай бұрын

@@emilynelson5646 Yup, and he helped immensly by carying artillery shells. Wojtek, the Hero.

@gregmchurch 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget the horse.

@Teekawolf 2 ай бұрын

@@gregmchurch Sargent Reckless USMC!

@kurtismiller9544 2 ай бұрын

For DA SKWERL and his Nest may the algorithm always bow to his will

@mackenziedrake 2 ай бұрын

This is exceptionally great narration. After that first one, funny is definitely in order. Many thanks!

@SpiritWolf1966 2 ай бұрын

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉

@MidnightSmoke 2 ай бұрын

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZfaq algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve

@lazrustosadow5880 2 ай бұрын

That meeting must have been unbearable

@simonmullett6884 2 ай бұрын

They just had to bear with it

@Odd_Interaction 2 ай бұрын

During my first tour in South Korea we had a company dog, he had his own rack, wall locker and even a kimchi cabinet. He would ride in the front passenger seat of the First Sergeants Jeep or on the top of the Company Commander’s tank. He had a harness and one of the Battalion’s mechanics welded a tie down point to snap his leash too. He ate better than a huge majority of South Koreans. The KATUSAs would complain when he showed up at the battalion chow hall and get as many servings of meat as he was wanted. He actually was fed more meat and variety than we did. We could only have one meat item and that included ham on your omelette. First Sergeant took him to Fort Bliss when he PCS’d.

@mlogan2k2 2 ай бұрын

If a dog is present on a military base, assume it is the highest ranked individual present. You'll generally have a better day that way.

@chrstfer2452 2 ай бұрын

"With exceptions made due to their biology" would take only an ameteur space lawyer to disqualify him from representing to the aliens. Shouldve just left psychology.

@shadowwatcher5042 2 ай бұрын

Another lawyer could argue that biology would refer to the individuals body conditions rather than species. After all, humans have had conditions that make them very hairy.

@shadowwatcher5042 2 ай бұрын

Or abnormal and missing limbs

@Teekawolf 2 ай бұрын

Let's get way more basic guys ... Bathroom privileges.... And diet 😂

@leightondoswell453 2 ай бұрын

Amazing narration, you are a star Argo! Thank you for these little stories.

@MZeora 2 ай бұрын

Sir Bearington's Polish Cousin, in Space I see. Yes, Yes.

@Shadow.Dragon 2 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent narration! First story: There is probably a "cell bank" also in that Psyker warship to restart humanity. Second story: I, for one, welcome our Bear Overlord! LOL!!!

@Obligate.Carnivore 2 ай бұрын

Agro and algo!! Another great telling!

@neko-echo 2 ай бұрын

Wojtek goes to space!😂

@Dalik121 2 ай бұрын

Love you love your work.

@arbiteramon 2 ай бұрын

For the squirrel! May we one day elect a bear as leader!

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 2 ай бұрын

There are no Aliens in Ba Sing Se.

@barelyasurvivor1257 2 ай бұрын

Ah another great Squirrel read, its a great saturday!

@KingMarkus222 2 ай бұрын

Why Sir Bearington, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OKD CHAP! 🐻: ROARS HAPPILY

@InternetGravedigger 2 ай бұрын

Story 1: An alternate Warhammer 40k timeline where Humanity fell relatively early on? Story 2: Wait till they hear that some humans marry their pets...

@deussalt4479 2 ай бұрын

For the Agro-rythm!

@td6647 2 ай бұрын

Wow, that first story was one hell of a deep concept, overthinking that one could get scary, (?lol?) And our narrator did a fine job, thank you for the entertainment!

@SPY46 2 ай бұрын

The first story gave me chills at the ending, I love it. ^_^

@ombrepourpre7562 2 ай бұрын

Your face when you have said "you are next" was pretty creepy and frightening 😱😱😱 Magnificent ❤

@williammiles6304 2 ай бұрын

At the beginning it sounded like the Earth/Minbari war!

@Dragoon_Duma 2 ай бұрын

Hey Argo! Liking the narrations

@AgroSquerril 2 ай бұрын

Glad you like them!

@nathanielrohwer4186 2 ай бұрын

That was clever. For most of the second story I thought they were talking about a dog. I didn't get it until the story mentioned bear. Then the name clicked. Very clever.

@deathbedquestion 2 ай бұрын

Todays background on your video is sooo Lisa Frank! 😂

@genericuser984 2 ай бұрын

cool

@tarrantwolf 2 ай бұрын

Poland can into space!

@ihtfp01 2 ай бұрын

You have the right to keep armed bears... Wait, that's not right...

@joakimvhes302 2 ай бұрын

"The right to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed" - The Fat Electrician

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Story one: From hell's heart I will stab at thee.... Story two: Humans, the galaxy's worst trolls. LOL

@lyrigageforge3259 2 ай бұрын

I'd say that the second story was somewhat of a political statement onto the council perhaps - but not about bears obviously.

@PartytimeYOLO 2 ай бұрын

"it seemed funny. and it has been scientifically proven that (Earth) animals have a better (average) track record in elected positions than humans."

@anathardayaldar 2 ай бұрын

"HE ONLY WANT LEFT ALONE"

@TheOrignalNone 2 ай бұрын

🤙

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 17 күн бұрын

important rule about humans you might be wise to ask why ,but if you do so forget to also ask.. why not ,you will find out soon

@NAILO789 2 ай бұрын

Ok the story is good but I need that background

@oldbutnotdead1 2 ай бұрын

Late, dang it. Posting for the algorithm.

@TheRealInscrutable 2 ай бұрын

200K

@raytaylor2342 2 ай бұрын

The Bear should have been named Yogi or Bubu.

@emilynelson5646 2 ай бұрын

The bear is a descendant of heroic real bears!

@THEMasterChiefJohn-117 2 ай бұрын

POV: The Cadian guard during it’s fall

@MrDj232 Ай бұрын

Tis but a flesh wound.

@anathardayaldar 2 ай бұрын

What's next, President Stabby?

@JosePerez-xv8im 2 ай бұрын

Yay

@EanGrimes-yz2yd 2 ай бұрын

Oh man, I'm few minutes late. Howdy everybody how's everyone doing?

@allenmorgan1007 2 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@malcolmanderson6735 2 ай бұрын

If a group is fighting for your extermination there's no surrender and no quarter given anyway.

@merlinwizard1000 2 ай бұрын

7th, 15 June 2024

@RustyEcks 2 ай бұрын

CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

@Jakes3130 2 ай бұрын

😊

@ZaakaSjnssj 2 ай бұрын

Will you still continue the Human Familiar Story?

@user-tr3py5nz2j 2 ай бұрын

The story of the bear made no sense, Squirrel, I hope you know that.

@Terran.Marine.2 2 ай бұрын

Like number 137. 2024 June 15

@erichherman2753 2 ай бұрын

Pronounced "voy-tek"

@HeilTec 2 ай бұрын

@lauraschiltz8074 Ай бұрын

We've had worse.

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 ай бұрын

Rxxs

@scottcampbell7944 2 ай бұрын

A bear for a leader would be better than a Biden.

@emilynelson5646 2 ай бұрын

Anything would be better than Biden!!

@Terran.Marine.2 2 ай бұрын

Unbearable. Tee hee.