Write And Perform A Song For A Stranger

Write And Perform A Song For A Stranger - FULL TASK

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The two teams compete to write the best song about a total stranger.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@oneofthe12sionmains70 3 жыл бұрын

The greatest part about "Rosalind's a nightmare" is that Bob didn't sing for 90% of it, except for the moments where they insulted her most where he jumps in with the most enthusiasm I've seen from him.

@TheRepublicOfJohn 3 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments specifically to find others who found this notable lol

@imallfordabulls 2 жыл бұрын

ROSALINDS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE 😂

@no_peace 2 жыл бұрын

He's really something lol

@megansouty1391 2 жыл бұрын

TRUE😂😂😂😂

@uhohhotdog9150 2 жыл бұрын

The man is a national treasure

@Mansfiery 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing “I’m always seeing you do cool stuff” and “Rosalind’s a f*****g nightmare” back to back is maybe the greatest thing I’ve ever experienced.

@Mansfiery 4 жыл бұрын

Additionally, the fact that she didn’t smile at Nish and Mark’s song makes me think that the stunningly offensive second song was well warranted.

@smilesfordays 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mansfiery she did tap her foot though which is better than I thought we would have got out of her lol

@sharad1473 3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean "I’m always seeing you (do cool stuff)".

@TaitRo1018 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao my girlfriend suggested that maybe Roz heard the “nightmare” song first?? Hence the lack of reaction to “seeing you do cool stuff” until she realized it was actually consistantly good lmao

@juliadandy6019 2 жыл бұрын

@@sharad1473 "I’m always seeing you [do cool stuff]" * XD

@Backslasherton 4 жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark wrote a genuinely good song. I can't believe that lady sat there with such a straight face.

@dg8620 4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind, she's a fucking nightmare.

@qwertyTRiG 4 жыл бұрын

Her toe was beginning to twitch.

@Erdnussbuttertoast 4 жыл бұрын

she was probably instructed not to do anything

@m.ya.9032 4 жыл бұрын

i dont know which "band" performed for her first but if it was "products of conception" then perhaps the reason was fear of having her name slandered once more lmao

@bobinpune 4 жыл бұрын

It's like picking bits of pollen from a mouse's handkerchief! :)

@kevinmcluvin517 4 жыл бұрын

I like how her favorite musician is mozart and her favorite movie is hangover 1 and 2.

@Martina-vg4kp 3 жыл бұрын

The duality of man

@aamodthakur5791 3 жыл бұрын

MozArt is also a name of polish band (aka Grupa MoCarta).

@lunasorree7177 2 жыл бұрын

@@ikaro555 she’s not a nightmare :( could you elaborate?

@hotsauce-ud1by 2 жыл бұрын

@@lunasorree7177 the song

@numerousfrogsinacoat607 2 жыл бұрын

@@Martina-vg4kp i literally came here to say exactly this lmfaooo

@gaiusmaecenas1861 4 жыл бұрын

“Do we strike you?” My first assumption when I meet any stranger as well.

@elvisjames 4 жыл бұрын

i lost it from there LMAO

@beemo1 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr????

@katcoe1079 3 жыл бұрын

At least he asked haha and didn't just lunge at her hahahah

@gimmetreefiddy891 3 жыл бұрын

Love Bob Mortimer's questions.

@TaitRo1018 2 жыл бұрын

The trio’s song was actually quite catchy for such an insulting chorus. The pacing was awesome and they all sung pretty well lmao. I enjoyed the trio, but Mark and Nish made me fucking cry

@bobjones9497 4 жыл бұрын

Nish and Marks song might be the best thing thing to come from this show, they both look so happy performing it as well

@Katielovegood44 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Jones it was the perfect end to the series! I see why they left this task to last haha

@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын

@@Katielovegood44 apart from Rosalind is a nightmare

@slater-san 4 жыл бұрын

The song is so good on its own, but when it's contrasted with the genuine shit that is "Rosalind is a Nightmare" it becomes comedic gold.

@chinaman1 4 жыл бұрын

It was amazing

@edith3715 4 жыл бұрын

I love that song... I watch it over and over.

@D0CT0RECT0C00LR 3 жыл бұрын

underrated moment is aisling and sally losing it laughing after hearing the first genuinely good song and realizing “rosalinds a fucking nightmare” is about to play

@arb9010 3 жыл бұрын

Their song was good too. It´s just a slightly different take on Rosalind

@neithere 3 жыл бұрын

What should be the rating of this moment? Half of commenters claim that yet another moment is "underrated"

@D0CT0RECT0C00LR 2 жыл бұрын

king did u just ctrl+f the word “underrated” and leave this reply on every comment. and if so why

@neithere 2 жыл бұрын

@@D0CT0RECT0C00LR no.

@johnmucci-riley5858 2 жыл бұрын

@@neithere Bro is out here arguing semantics with multiple people on a comedy youtube post lol

@Jayk-kz7sh 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated moment is when Alex is just sprinting across the yard to fix things that get knocked over by the wind, like a manger desperately trying to save a concert

@gaygoc 3 жыл бұрын

omg

@ObsidianGloria 3 жыл бұрын

I always love how much Alex genuinely wants to see them succeed. Like in the most reason season they've uploaded, Alex always seems a little disappointed when Alice seems to forget what she's doing or is a little obtuse, but itxs never in a mean way. Or when he takes part in a task in a way most people would say no to because it's gross or uncomfortable.

@fredhasopinions 3 жыл бұрын

oh how i would love for the manger to save our christmas concert. it's been a little inactive in the organisation process so far, just standing there all wooden like ._.

@neithere 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated by whom? What should be the rating of this moment?

@TVesters 2 жыл бұрын

I suspect wolfey was huffing and puffing everything away

@user-qw4xj5sl9m 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the most impressive thing is Sally’s bullshit harmony that somehow works so well and saves their entire song from being just yelling insults at an old lady

@cheeseytacotime9380 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly yes like it surprisingly worked?

@sierrabetterley 3 жыл бұрын

It totally worked. It was like a Pet Shop Boys or Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark or Tears for Fears or something.

@Mia199603 2 жыл бұрын

@@sierrabetterley yes this is a great comparison, it sounded familiar but I couldn't quite put my finger on it

@courtneyjames471 Жыл бұрын

Yelling insults at an old lady 🤣🤣🤣

@neithere Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyjames471 to be honest, she jumps quite far for a woman of her age!

@naturesmusic1171 4 жыл бұрын

We do beg your pardon..but we're in your garden.

@elvisjames 4 жыл бұрын

gets me every time. thats what i hear too. LOLL

@naturesmusic1171 4 жыл бұрын

@@elvisjames are you the "snipers dream" 😂😂

@tommyinthewell 4 жыл бұрын

Better crack an egg in that bath.

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail

@MohammadIkhsan 4 жыл бұрын

@@naturesmusic1171 Depends whether he uses Fuji IX or not

@TheSPaRkY3218 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I only just realized that she meant that the viola player had lost his fingers and so he could no longer play the viola, and not that he lost three fingers and so his partner left him

@andreal5445 4 жыл бұрын

Of course!

@janverkoren8516 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, thats it, I was shocked by it, but this explains a lot

@namedjasonc 4 жыл бұрын

Oh! I just thought that there relationship was unduly impacted by the loss of the fingers...

@tanvimishra765 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 fkn hell same

@paulwright6044 3 жыл бұрын

@@namedjasonc That could go in so many directions...

@saixenophase 4 жыл бұрын

Nish's introduction to their band is such an underrated joke "Diverse Stripes" "Jack Brown" "Sister/wife"

@kyerogers7838 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that

@stan7aaron474 3 жыл бұрын

I thought nish said "Sister/white"

@dieSchreckschraube 3 жыл бұрын

@@stan7aaron474 I think it is wife/sister as a nod to the fact that for a long time nobody knew if Jack and Meg from the White Stripes were siblings or spouses.

@pitredish76 3 жыл бұрын

I spit out my drink 🤣

@una_10bananas 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said "wife's sister"

@Consural 3 жыл бұрын

"Do we strike you?" I've concluded that Bob is testing the limits of this simulation that we call life, by saying and doing the most chaotic things possible at every moment. That is his whole existence.

@MichaelCoombes776 3 жыл бұрын

If anyone can create an unhandled exception in the Universe, it's Bob.

@wontonsamurai6248 Жыл бұрын

Bob mortimer is single handedly the most obscure and terrifying individual. The things that he has done across his life, no single human has any right to have as many good stories. The dude is a legend

@nilsp9426 Жыл бұрын

And that without jumping to another parallel Universe. Takes some skill.

@EM-ol6rb 8 ай бұрын

@@wontonsamurai6248Anyone who’s named the Cockroach King in his 20s is destined for greatness

@steved8193 4 жыл бұрын

"Hello lady...." is underrated.

@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@arifike 3 жыл бұрын

It’s the only reaction anyone seemed to get from Rosalind.

@neithere 3 жыл бұрын

What should be the rating then?

@steved8193 3 жыл бұрын

@@neithere It should have an entire video to itself.

@TaitRo1018 2 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Elvis Duran. If you know you know.

@quazillionaire 4 жыл бұрын

I just came here to rewatch Mark and Nish's song. Genuinely the most competent thing to come out of Taskmaster, period.

@lamisamhaz7755 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly wanna be able to download it. It's so nice!

@ninamcbride2803 3 жыл бұрын

it is unironically such a banger. i’d listen to it on spotify tbh

@jkmott84 3 жыл бұрын

James Acaster's incredibly accurate recreation of GTA?

@kcolloran 3 жыл бұрын

@@jkmott84 I prefer Do Cool Stuff, but the video games task is definitely another where everyone absolutely killed it.

@yelanates 3 жыл бұрын

Competent yes. Entertaining yes. My favorite of the two? Absolutely not. 😂

@SamuraiPanda201 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe my favorite Task ever. Nish and Mark's song is legitimately great. Like an early Beatles song. Catchy, fun, clever. I was in tears at the contrast of Bob, Sally, and Aisling's masterpiece. "Rosalind's a fucking nightmare," I have to imagine was Bob making a joke in the prep, and Aisling and Sally just deciding no yeah, that's great. Sally's harmonies are amazing, Bob chiming in mostly in whispers, Aisling fully committed to this beautiful disaster. Also, underrated, I'm so impressed they rhymed 'septicemia.' I've watched this video every day this week. I absolutely love it.

@andracatheduckking257 3 жыл бұрын

you took the words out of my mouth. nobody's talking about how great sally's harmonies are!

@jc3drums916 3 жыл бұрын

@@andracatheduckking257 Some of it wasn't in tune (and she missed a great chance to harmonize upward at the end of the song, rather than follow the melody), but yeah, she did a better job than Mark. In his one bit of harmonizing at the end, he sang on the G chord all the way through, ignoring the chords Nish played on the guitar before finishing on G. The Diverse Stripes' song was catchy but a ltitle banal, using a repetitive melody and super-simple, common chord progression. (But I admit it was pretty good, considering it was written in 30 minutes.) POC's song was less polished in performance, but it was technically more interesting and challenging to sing, and the way the tension built in the verses leading into the downright anthemiic chorus was brilliant.

@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын

jC3drums Ayyyy I was looking for a comment such as this :))

@Czeckie 3 жыл бұрын

I agree, I think the Products of Conception's song is not getting enough credit. With a little polishing this could be a standard alternative rock song, something Chumbawamba would sing. And I really like Sally in it.

@boryanaivanova9962 3 жыл бұрын

Even the weather is synchronised with the moods of both songs

@Katielovegood44 4 жыл бұрын

“Have you stolen much in your life” I love where Bobs mind goes haha

@billybilly5899 3 жыл бұрын

You just know that the “ Rosalind is a fucking nightmare” line, was Bob’s idea.

@alyssayarbrough6290 3 жыл бұрын

the fact that this cultured and distinguished woman’s favorite movie is the hangover

@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 3 жыл бұрын

well you cannot deny the What do Tiger's Dream Of song was inspired

@Feisty123 2 жыл бұрын

@k c which song is that? You can't just say it and not give us the name

@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын

I would pay to see the Diverse Stripes.

@PishTosh83 4 жыл бұрын

Diverse Stripes on tour NOW please!

@gaygoc 3 жыл бұрын

literally

@AFancyLemon 2 жыл бұрын

“I try my best but it’s never good enough” is a wonderful theme to Mark and Nish’s performances in this whole show

@yonathangonzalez6670 4 жыл бұрын

It’s only fitting that the signs get blown over during “Rosalind’s a Nightmare.”

@arb9010 4 жыл бұрын

nur der HSV!

@shadowiviiv 4 жыл бұрын

Yonathan Gonzalez oh noch mehr Deutsche

@morganrose7022 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe they didn’t give Rosalind better seats to the taping.

@LowReedExpert1 3 жыл бұрын

"Quite Good Considering (Rosalind's a Fucking Nightmare)" is a prime example in how important a hook is for writing a catchy, memorable song

@andrineslife 4 жыл бұрын

The Nish and Mark friendship was the greatest thing in that series 😍

@niclas9990 4 жыл бұрын

@Henk de Tank Are the Welsh and the British-Indians at war in the Middle East again? God damn it all.

@seemsfishy23 3 жыл бұрын

Henk de Tank I see what you assumed there and it is remarkable how wrong you were on both counts lmaoooo. A man undone by two beards, it seems

@boryanaivanova9962 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the first song is nice, melodic and the weather is nice. And in the second even the weather is chaotic

@LizardTheWiz 4 жыл бұрын

"Do we strike you?" Has to be one of the funniest lines in the whole show

@tessarobins2451 2 жыл бұрын

Just perfectly delivered too

@beckgh7270 Жыл бұрын

whoever edited in the red circle around the one tree in the yard w “tree” scribbled next to it during nish and mark’s song deserves accolades. perfect addition

@kylet.4582 Жыл бұрын

For no apparent reason, Rosalind's adamancy that she not be able to fly cracks me up

@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 жыл бұрын

Mark and Nish's song was when the person courted Rosalind and the other teams song was after they've spent significant time with her.

@mainie_videoediting 3 жыл бұрын

Almost like Romeo and Rosaline!

@roboconnor1220 4 жыл бұрын

"Rosalind is a fucking nightmare!" makes me laugh so hard every damn time. Bob Mortimer commits unreasonably hard on just that part, and it is glorious.

@cheezychaps7690 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely want to know how Alex found Roselind. She is legitimately interesting and yet is so cool about the whole thing.

@squattingheads 2 жыл бұрын

He greets her with a kind of familiarity in the audience.i think she is a family friend or smth

@AmaraEmme 2 жыл бұрын

Interesting and cool people attract other interesting and cool people I think

@teuntje2863 3 жыл бұрын

Before their bit came on, Nish and Mark are sooo excited to see it, knowing full well how good it was. It's the cutest thing ever.

@kicking222 2 жыл бұрын

I have seen every task performed on the show, and I still believe that what Nish and Mark did here was the best job anyone has ever done on any task.

@whatevs00 2 ай бұрын

“The viola player, sadly, well, he contracted septicemia” and “But I’m a coward and I fear the wrath of Alan” are two of my favorite lines in any songs ever

@benjisthebestdog 4 жыл бұрын

Alex picking shit up in the background while the trio sings Rosalind’s A Fucking Nightmare is hilarious

@Alassandros 4 жыл бұрын

She jumps quite far for a woman of her age

@sierraamber6196 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that the first song was a proper Beatles tribute and the second was a proper U2 tribute, I’m fking dying

@thefinalfrontear 2 жыл бұрын

sally gets me so much in this task. the way she says “quite good, considering” and giving her all with that soprano… i love how nish is complimenting her harmonies afterwards and she goes “oh, no, i can’t sing!” she’s adorable

@TheRealQuester 4 жыл бұрын

I totally absolutelly mindblowingly LOST IT when Bob sang "Rosalind is a Fucking Nightmare" (unfortunelly its bleeped in this clip)

@totygamer2548 2 жыл бұрын

No one mentioning that Mark tearing up is the cutest thing ever?

@jakobmessinetti6800 2 жыл бұрын

Something that nobody talks about is that this was the last taped task of the series, meaning it ended on the highest note possible. Everyone's come out of their shells (Sally never really had one), Mark is no longer a heron, and Nish TOTALLY redeems himself (shh don't think about points Jack Brown is a great man)

@OwlRTA Жыл бұрын

And then Nish throws an egg directly at the rim one second into the studio task and blows his chance at winning an episode lmao

@LiberatedMind1 Жыл бұрын

@@OwlRTA He didn't have a chance anyhow XD The trophy is whatever, the song will go down in history.

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

@@LiberatedMind1 he was leading the episode as a result of this task and then blew it in the stage task

@SoloPerICommenti Жыл бұрын

it's the last one they showed, not necessarily the last one they taped

@lhfirex Жыл бұрын

@@SoloPerICommenti This is the dumbest thing to be pedantic about.

@althaclena 4 жыл бұрын

I love both songs. The first is shockingly good and Bob only managing to chime in for "fucking nightmare" gets me every single time If you're taking suggestions for best ever task, may I suggest the secret handshake? Mel is an absolutely glorious human being.

@nairocamilo 4 жыл бұрын

I just love both songs as well! The first is immeasurably fantastic, and the second has a rebel, indie vibe (they being off-key, end up being _quite good, considering_ )

@numbo655 4 жыл бұрын

Nonono this is by far the best ever task.

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

Bob also did the whispered "Alan" which really elevated the whole song.

@bethany2810 3 жыл бұрын

Bob pitching in at "septicemia" is what sends me over the edge

@janepetroff9250 3 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster genuinely needs to release a soundtrack. So many good songs have come out of this show (tree wizard, over my shoulder, these two)

@amandeep87 2 жыл бұрын

The ballad of the toothless goon is another

@yuki97kira Жыл бұрын

I miss tree wizard

@roachno.24 Жыл бұрын

@@amandeep87 an absolutely underappreciated bop!!

@Janary08 Жыл бұрын

Copy Alex task

@timothyencinas3353 Жыл бұрын

GREG DAVIES I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!

@Karriosartio 3 жыл бұрын

Marks smile after that mid-sonf drum fill was so genuine

@francis7336 2 ай бұрын

I love how the wind blows everything apart during "Rosalind's a f*cking nightmare", it really adds to how unhinged it is 😂

@radarsada 4 жыл бұрын

This was absolutely my favorite season. Nish is so positive and watching him become friends with everyone was an absolute pleasure :)

@suzanne2 4 жыл бұрын

Which season is this? Not on KZfaq yet? Because I just binge watched the first 4 seasons and haven't seen Nish or Bob yet

@lordof7seas 4 жыл бұрын

@@suzanne2 This is on Season 5, Season 7 is the absolute best followed by 5, 2 and 1 are my favorite seasons.

@everysoundthereis 4 жыл бұрын

I agree. I loved how they were all so supportive of one another. There seemed to be a great atmosphere filming it.

@bondfool 4 жыл бұрын

I would say 4, 5, 7 and 9 are my favorites.

@Schleimkeim19 4 жыл бұрын

@@bondfool To me it felt like the contestants in the later seasons got louder, but less funny.

@seferkaya1703 2 жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark should have at least gotten 12 points! Absolutely smashed it!

@BrickBreakerXX Жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark have such Flight of the Conchords energy here. I love it.

@crazyrobots6565 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen. And Nish and Mark's song was actually really good.

@chetkazalski1925 4 жыл бұрын

The first song feels like a john lennon and ringo star song about Yoko

@rishsinha9646 4 жыл бұрын

The second one is probably how George and Paul felt about Yoko

@batboydave416 4 жыл бұрын

Rish Sinha shit, I came here to say that lol

@bagelbaker411 3 жыл бұрын

I think we, as fans, deserve a "Rosalind's a F***ing Nightmare" t-shirt or hat or something.

@AarOnCoasters 2 жыл бұрын

Nish got ridiculed all series but he is truly one of the best personalities on the show. -Coconut Businessman

@Nukta_ Жыл бұрын

Mark's and Nish's song was so unexpectedly good my mouth just fell open. May genuinely be one of the most life-affirming things I've ever seen

@Kangakool 2 жыл бұрын

I love how delighted they are that Rosalind is in the audience

@hottrubbish 3 жыл бұрын

“Rosalind is a f***ing nightmare” genuinely sounds like a U2 song 😂😂

@GreenDotComics 4 жыл бұрын

They should’ve let Rosalind vote

@Schleimkeim19 4 жыл бұрын

Who is "they"? Eosalind can vote all she wants, but there is only room for one sovereign in this show and we all know who that is. But you are right, Greg was wrong one that one ;)

@ShinyHubCaps 3 жыл бұрын

She seemed too unimpressed, it would have ruined the mood (although I suspect it was an act and she was told not to cheer)

@colemantrebor6574 Жыл бұрын

@@Schleimkeim19 what do you mean Greg was wrong on that one?

@ChocolatTherapy 3 жыл бұрын

i just realised that mark and alex have the same type of mannerisms and humor and i appreciate it so so so much

@geek9642 4 жыл бұрын

There must be lots of tasks that were filmed and never shown for the tie break deciders... Would be great to see them..

@ScottKieran 4 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine there are also a few full, proper tasks that weren't selected as they didn't work out the way they were planned/weren't as broadcastable :) I'd love to see those too!

@xXLoonoeXx 4 жыл бұрын

@@ScottKieran My guess, those tasks are the tiebreakers.

@raeserec535 4 жыл бұрын

I think they think up the tiebreaker if there was a tie, the tasks are recorded way in advance at least 3 months before the actual show

@xXLoonoeXx 4 жыл бұрын

@@raeserec535 They don't decide the scoring before the show airs, they don't know if they need a tiebreaker.

@raeserec535 4 жыл бұрын

@@xXLoonoeXx exactly what i said they just think up if there was, i remember i think it was ep 2 series 1 where they guess frank skinner's age in minutes

@alycardenas8990 3 жыл бұрын

Is no one going to talk about the bomb name “Products of conception” that is a weird but cool name for a rock band no joke

@calebs.9751 3 жыл бұрын

No joke, this is the best task for the entire series. Mark and Nish's song is amazing. I've watched this many times and am always happy.

@Absolute_Serenity 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Aisling has a career in a Deathmetal band if the comedy market ever dies. You can hear the grit in her voice

@AnaMaria-ei8ib 4 жыл бұрын

GERIATRIC ATHLETE

@spartanxmonster 3 жыл бұрын

I think if I had to show one task to sell Taskmaster to a friend, this might be it.

@manavsridharan3811 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I did this, and it worked. While not illustrative of most of the show, it's just amazing.

@cathe8282 4 жыл бұрын

Mark & Nish's song was WONDERFUL! Can't stop humming it!

@soerika2964 3 жыл бұрын

"hey look at that tree" and a tree wizard was born

@kyrridas1573 4 жыл бұрын

"ROSALIND'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!" oh my god, i love Bob so much.

@squattingheads 2 жыл бұрын

The first song is build on self-directed criticism, the second one outward one.

@seane9670 3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy Mark and Nish’s song, but I simply love the Products of Conception and have had the “Rosalind’s an average cellist” line especially stuck in my head for a while, with Sally’s great harmonizing on that phrase in particular.

@Rbnhulbert 4 жыл бұрын

get these songs on spotify STAT

@nicholasrowley947 4 жыл бұрын

The second she said that she and her friend used to burgle sweet shops as kids I wondered if Bob would quip "Oh I used to do the same thing 'till me mate got caught" or something.

@TheRepublicOfJohn 3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, it wasn't sweets, it was fruit from a produce-seller's cart, and they didn't eat it. They threw it up in the air and let it come down on their heads... Gary Cheeseman - aka Cheesy (his nickname being a reference to his use of a cheese poultice to combat his acne) - was quite good at that game.

@colemantrebor6574 Жыл бұрын

@@TheRepublicOfJohn it's cause he was a big lad

@Roflmaolinde 4 жыл бұрын

Not entirely convinced that Bob’s not some demon prince sent from the outer rims of hell to spread chaos among us mortals.

@finmiles965 Жыл бұрын

Just waiting for that claim to be on his WILTY card next and everyone on the panel just immediately says “TRUE” and they move on

@cyanmanta 2 ай бұрын

0:41 "They're a bit inept at things." Cut immediately to Nish and Mark.

@bloomp9676 3 жыл бұрын

Nish seemed to excel at the artistic tasks, he’s pretty skilled

@BlackKnight_217 4 жыл бұрын

I cannot decide which is more brilliant, how brilliant the first song was, or how terrible the second was.

@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын

The second one was an act of genius

@andreal5445 4 жыл бұрын

The second one could not make anyone feel good.

@Schleimkeim19 4 жыл бұрын

How can people be that wrong? The first song was just dull, the 2nd one was a passionate masterpiece. I write songs and play the guitar myself and I can tell you that I could make a song on the level of the first one in less than 10 minuits.

@andreal5445 4 жыл бұрын

@@Schleimkeim19 haha! Really! I get you tho if you're going by the level of difficulty. But the lyrics were kinda insulting and negative! Most common people would judge a song by how it makes them feel.

@redsky5440 4 жыл бұрын

@@andreal5445 the negative lyrics is what makes it so good. We all assumed from the start it was gonna ba a positive, complimentary song especially after hearing the first song but it was the complete opposite and totally unexpected.

@CalvinLimuel 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I can definitely hear Mark and Nish's song on a record. Very well done.

@JoshLsmith1 3 ай бұрын

I love how Greg takes shots at Bob's line of questioning and suggests he was no use of his team, but most of it ended up being relevant in making one of the best moments of the show.

@Jess-xw2pv 2 жыл бұрын

5:28 start of Ashling, Bob, and Sally's song

@SamOGr 3 жыл бұрын

Nish and Marks song was genuinely incredible, so good for 30 mins work

@janeeyre1990 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most interesting woman alive

@scmrph 4 жыл бұрын

Rosalind was in the show, they couldnt get her a better seat?

@tusharchandra4276 3 жыл бұрын

I come to this video every other week. Just to listen to Nish and Mark's song. Gives me a lot of joy. It's genuinely beautiful

@blessenvarghese 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, make Diverse Stripes a full-time band. That was just brilliant.

@aharder5765 7 ай бұрын

"My attention span is... Hey look at that tree."

@whowantsabighug 3 жыл бұрын

Do we strike you, have you ever stolen, what is your favourite meat and would you like to be able to fly are all great first date questions.

@katyspencer797 2 жыл бұрын

This is my fourth time watching this, and I've just now realized that when Sally said "do it in public" she meant play in the string quartet 😂😂😂

@ronaldswanson6708 3 жыл бұрын

The Nish and Mark song is the best thing to ever happen in Taskmaster

@xcruciator2269 4 жыл бұрын

Sniper's dream

@Walperion_Music 4 жыл бұрын

Mark and Nish's song is definitely worthy to top the real charts! For real! Great vocals, not a note missed, great playing, great composition-wise! And that's coming from Nish!

@rekuzaaan 3 жыл бұрын

There just was something about that first song that had me misty eyed by the end. Maybe the ol' beatles soul where it springs from is the reason, idk. Lovely.

@zartonk 2 жыл бұрын

That song is the best performance on this show in my opinion. Mark and Nish were amazing.

@shaileshrana7165 4 жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark killed it. Absolutely amazing!

@stfnknbb Жыл бұрын

Mark and Nish are still my all time favorite celebrity couple. Long may they live!

@JugalJainEzekiel666 3 жыл бұрын

The duality of Rosalind

@collyflower6623 3 жыл бұрын

I come back and re-experience this at least once a month.

@avatr7109 Жыл бұрын

Oh boy Nish and Marks song is actually catchy , the tune and the guitar and the tempo Brilliant!

@impact153 3 жыл бұрын

“We are the Brown Stripes and this is my wife/sister” had me rolling. I could never make that distinction between Jack/Meg growing up.

@Carobmoth 4 жыл бұрын

Hello from Canada. I've listened to this instant classic by Diverse Stripes over and over. I love it. I think it was one of the best moments of the whole series when the audience suddenly realized how good it was and there was a ripple of a sort of inhaling sound in the background.