WW2 according to HOI4 players:

Рет қаралды 510,418

9 ай бұрын

This video is a parody of the popular WW2 strategy-game “Hearts of Iron IV”. It serves comedic purposes and is not supposed to be offensive.
#hoi4 #ww2 #history #mapping #alternatehistory #memes #meme #parody #sarcasm #irony #comedy

Пікірлер: 615

@QWE2623 6 ай бұрын

the little details like poland invading prussia as a normal player would, the oversized gibraltar, the giant unrealistic soviet encirclements, that one french state next to the alps that always goes free, and more make this a masterpiece

@hanneswiggenhorn2023 5 ай бұрын

Don't forget the tank breakthroughs

@tavish4699 5 ай бұрын

the soviets actually did loose hundrets of thousends of men in the first month of the war

@SuperGorli 5 ай бұрын

And last but not least peace deal grants Germany elsace as a consolation prize from France. (

@mrpcup7473 5 ай бұрын

Who invades france through the maginot fort line clearly benelux is the only option

@thecashier930 5 ай бұрын

@@SuperGorli And god forbid the Sudetenland is owned by Czechoslovakia. Always owned by someone unexpected.

@seductive_fishstick8961 8 ай бұрын

The peace deal is too accurate 💀

@shieldwallclonetroopers145 7 ай бұрын

It’s disgusting

@ebanydwayne1357 7 ай бұрын

fr 💀

@Dr._Dummy 7 ай бұрын

Except the usual Occitania liberation

@Merluch 7 ай бұрын

Nah it ain't clusterfuck enough

@Idoexist._. 7 ай бұрын

The most accurate thing in this video

@joshuadabrowski0033 7 ай бұрын

0:23 Italy captures 23 square feet of land Game: Italy has contributed 49% of the war effort.

@jotoks8175 6 ай бұрын

war effort used to be based on casulteies taht is why

@joshuadabrowski0033 6 ай бұрын

@@jotoks8175 Yeah ik, but it shouldn't be lol.

@jotoks8175 6 ай бұрын

@@joshuadabrowski0033 yeh, pretty sure its better now tho

@albertkkim 6 ай бұрын

It’s not just casualties tho it’s so much. Land taken, ships sunk, lend leases, aircraft shot down and so much more. If you don’t get a lot of war score it’s your fault. You didn’t do a good job macro. You probably only focused on army and accepted lend lease.

@nickstoneham5629 6 ай бұрын

I remember that brief time you could get all the war score as Venezuela or Romania because you just lend lease all your oil to the other axis powers and do nothing else.

@mrjaman3752 7 ай бұрын

You forgot the AI randomly liberating occitania in the peace conference

@zempov 7 ай бұрын

Should have put yugoslav occitania 💀

@Nrwspg 5 ай бұрын

@@zempovaustrian occtania

@justhere4637 3 ай бұрын

@@zempovSoviet Occitania.

@Eridan-Omc1709 2 ай бұрын

Dominion of occitania

@ghostkid759 2 ай бұрын

South african occitania

@LolCharapter 7 ай бұрын

you forgot to put Naval invasion sounds playing each 70 seconds

@BusinessOfTheBusiness 9 ай бұрын

Sir, what should we do with the germans? Make 2 democratic versions of germany, and let the facist one stay in polish regions.

@Youcanatme 7 ай бұрын

And give the polish one iraq and syria

@kumarikajalkiran5025 7 ай бұрын

That's full German region it was later given to poland to repay what Germany did

@notme8232 6 ай бұрын

@@kumarikajalkiran5025Poland actually got it in exchange for the parts of Ukraine and Belarus they took in the 20s, which the USSR wanted back.

@Darwidx 6 ай бұрын

@@kumarikajalkiran5025It's funny how this land never even was German, huh ?

@styloxcrypto 6 ай бұрын

cope @@Darwidx

@mycatjoe4 7 ай бұрын

The Italians taking two tiles is just incredibly accurate

@hyperion3145 6 ай бұрын

In my games, it's the opposite, Italy takes the southern half of France and then Vichy cucks them out of it

@semistar4850 6 ай бұрын

When I play they just loose land.

@davemiller638 2 ай бұрын

Italy took 50% of the ussr in my game ngl

@lucasbr3929 8 ай бұрын

Bro is a legend, he managed to encircle the maginot line

@zempov 8 ай бұрын

like germany irl

@F.S.E408 3 ай бұрын

@Wertzuio 7 ай бұрын

i love the rare occasions were nazi germany somehow survives its defeat, then manages to get other powerful nations into the still existing axis and makes a steiner inspired counter attack eventually leading to the endsieg

@wilhelmrk 7 ай бұрын

Saw a video where Germany kept existing... in Mongolia.

@nikitaavdeev9681 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the accurate naval invasion sound. Winston Churchill personally ordered it to be so loud so that he could hear it from his house.

@adolfmauser6582 8 ай бұрын

You forgot the 36 failed naval invasions that britain tries

@zempov 8 ай бұрын

In albania

@brzerz_ 9 ай бұрын

Damn, that's a really good one! I mean, it not only looks good visually, but also conveys the shitty sides of the game mechanics very well (especially the after-war borders shown here are way too realistic to be just a joke). It would only be better if the video showed the Italian naval invasion into Norway or the Allied landing in Albania right in the middle of the ongoing mess without further strategic development.

@DumbIShallBe 6 ай бұрын

Try the Hungarian naval invasion of German Norway. Happened to me still baffles me to this day

@zempov 6 ай бұрын

@DumbIShallBe Hungary stronk 💪🏼

@cathomasuw 3 ай бұрын

Flashbacks of Romanian marines randomly dropping in Labrador, snaking all the way down to Washington DC and ratting it out for 8 months before USA produces even a single division. Of course, they lose their entire manpower pool in North America and fittingly get naval invaded through Bulgaria.

@ArtoriasTheAbyss 9 ай бұрын

The borders at the end look exactly how they would in the game fr

@trentonking764 9 ай бұрын

I can tell you play the game without dlc lol

@BennyDV9 8 күн бұрын

The Sudetenland made me laugh

@sfmtestingstuffz 9 ай бұрын

This is way too accurate edit: THANK YOU FOR 900 LIKES!!!!!!

@peterruggeri7055 9 ай бұрын

Especially Germany annexing all of Poland cause the soviets don’t declare war on time just to give it to the soviets

@Idoexist._. 8 ай бұрын

Not accurate at all but a possible scenario nonethless.

@zempov 8 ай бұрын

This is how the average hoi4 playthrough with germany looks like probably

@Idoexist._. 7 ай бұрын

@@zempov its not, but as u said a possible scenario, just not the average

@Ronald98 7 ай бұрын

@@Idoexist._.Stop crying..this is the average... there are way more noobs in HOI4 than there is pros...stop whining

@LTSneed 9 ай бұрын

Adolf watching the new German colonies in the middle east: *Absolute victory*

@Merluch 7 ай бұрын

0/10, the peace conference isn't chaotic enough. You missed the uk taking one province in the middle of germany, yugoslavia having bavaria, and latvia being somehow released as a neutral

@user-qs2hd3jv4d 6 ай бұрын

Lithuania in Memel, Occitania liberated, u know all of that stuff

@kaiko6281 8 ай бұрын

You forgot to add the second France where Vichy used to be after the peace deal

@ZephanyZephZeph 9 ай бұрын

The soviet player was absolutely awful, but I appreciate the detail of encircling the swampland.

@zempov 9 ай бұрын

this is about single player tho

@ZephanyZephZeph 9 ай бұрын

@@zempov oh, then fair, Soviet AI is absolutely abysmal.

@gratefulguy4130 6 ай бұрын

@@ZephanyZephZephSo at least one thing is historically accurate

@tomstring90 5 ай бұрын

@gratefulguy4130 so awful they forgot they lost in 1941 and wound up taking Berlin instead

@biyiklialperen1923 7 ай бұрын

1:40 that failed pocket thingy and the massive fucking offensive after that with pure anger was incredibly well portrayed

@ivanvladimir0435 3 ай бұрын

Average player: "I can do this without those balkan guys!" The 30% attrition:

@CoffeeSuccubus 7 ай бұрын

Hitler in Syria: Well atleast we still exist

@KingKharibda 5 ай бұрын

i love u coffee succubus

@DEEJAY440 3 ай бұрын

And in prussia

@Based_Gigachad_001 2 ай бұрын

Wait, your still alive?

@alexthebest1913 8 ай бұрын

You forgot 2 frances and/or occitania in the peacedeal

@commandercorl1544 7 ай бұрын

Unrealistic, the Germans took Crimea instead of not noticing it until 1945.

@zempov 7 ай бұрын

fax bro

@kajetandutkiewicz448 7 ай бұрын

I love that you included the Gibraltar that is expanded by 70 times its size into Spain, good job

@MR-zi8gy 9 ай бұрын

who the fuck pushes through the Maginot line?

@zempov 9 ай бұрын

this is the joke about this video

@maylohh 9 ай бұрын

fortress buster

@MrRami397 9 ай бұрын

@VanoEditz937 8 ай бұрын

I do

@americansoapproductstm8206 8 ай бұрын

One must imagine Sissyphus happy...

@KingKharibda 5 ай бұрын

0:58 the naval encirclement 💀

@annaavis5892 2 ай бұрын

Spudgun reference

@GeneralGrievousCIS 7 ай бұрын

Such a hilariously accurate encapsulation of how the average AI HOI4 game goes, lol. Naval invasion spam, failed sealion, Low Countries or Denmark getting Germany overrun by the Allies, Soviet AI being terrible, German AI insisting on capitulating Russia even when its losing the rest of Europe, wack peace deal, all good stuff 🤣

@germania5374 9 ай бұрын

The bordergore at the end got me good

@itdoesntconcernyou8541 9 ай бұрын

Only the peace deal is accurate in this vido

@zempov 9 ай бұрын

thank you for watching this till the end xD

@R_Yasha 5 ай бұрын

As someone who has played HOI4 long enough to get the references, and studied the whole XX century in its littlest details, I didn’t know if to cry or to laugh during the entire duration of the video.

@cedricl.marquard6273 7 ай бұрын

The Netherlands joining and Germany just absoluetly collapsing is also very accurate

@tottemmc3508 7 ай бұрын

That peace deal is just so accurate...

@veryangryduckpl2122 6 ай бұрын

On my first playthrough, I speedruned getting into the Axis becoming the second Axis member in like 1937 (then Italy, Hungary, my puppet Polish Lithuania, legionnare Bulgaria and Fascist Romania), making a puppet Lithuania but forgetting to annex it completely, somehow Japan creating its own faction, gettin to a World War with the Allies in about 1938 over czechoslovakia, getting the USA involved, fighting with the damn Baltic Alliance or something (Finland Sweden Denmark and Lithuania), fighting the Comintern on the soviet front in 1940 (they attacked me) and losing the African Front alongside Italy completely. Truly a HOI4 experience.

@mirasmirn8731 4 ай бұрын

In my first game as the Reich, I fought with Luxembourg for several years, after which I attacked Poland, justifying the purpose of the war, started a war with the Allies and eventually turned into a French occupation zone.

@veryangryduckpl2122 4 ай бұрын

@@mirasmirn8731 I see our skill surpases even the greatest leaders in history, like Joun the Dunce

@_Devil 5 ай бұрын

Germany has declared war on Polish Poland! Polish Poland has called The Democratic Republic of Egypt as our enemy in the Indonesian-Mexican War! Austria-Hungary-Austria has joined the Little Entente Bonapartist France has joined the Sixth Internationale Mongolia has declared war on The Republic of Manchuria The Republic of Manchuria has called Japanese Raj as our enemy in the Canadian-Romanian War! Soviet Union has called Vaspid Estonia-Belarus SSR as our enemy in the Algerian Civil War!

@projectember728 7 ай бұрын

France got back Alsace Lorraine only to lose it again in their own peace deal😭

@zempov 7 ай бұрын

welcome to hoi4

@projectember728 7 ай бұрын

@@zempov don’t you just love playing as Germany when the allies make the 54th naval invasion into Holstein

@vverbov22 7 ай бұрын

"Mein fuhrer, what are we gonna do" "Hold up imma rehost"

@The_Looker 7 ай бұрын

2:04, Bro this fucking jumpscared me💀💀💀

@DontKnow-hr5my 7 ай бұрын

Yes, the middle eastern German Reich after the Peace Deal is too accurate

@julien9460 7 ай бұрын

A good thing the algorithm made me stumb on your channel. It's a pleasant discovery I didn't expect. I can't believe you only have 600 subscribers. Keep up the good work and your dedication will pay!

@zempov 7 ай бұрын

when reading comments like these i feel sorry for not having uploaded for a month - but thank you really

@reignadams6692 8 ай бұрын

this was honestly amazingly accurate u got a sub from this!

@zempov 8 ай бұрын

Thank you m8

@label2841 7 ай бұрын

Bro this literally every single hoi4 vanilla game. Good vid bro XD

@SebiSuper9mil 2 ай бұрын

They forgot Bulgaria is a major

@Prauwlet213 9 ай бұрын

Ridiculously accurate naval invasion sound

@IshijimaKairo 7 ай бұрын

Me desperately trying to get even a shred of historical accuracy (Impossible)

@gratefulguy4130 6 ай бұрын

They say it's WWII but the peace treaties are pure WWI.

@weplaygames1836 4 ай бұрын

the moment of silence for the peace deal though

@ohhhSmooth 7 ай бұрын

You forgot to add that Athens is no longer conquerable, thanks to the ingenious supply system.

@eldenringwhen4225 Ай бұрын

2:28 I was expecting him to carry the capital to Vladivostok.

@alapaicalahate2152 9 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume that I remember to do the second Vienna award

@ibosh1836 7 ай бұрын

The peace conference is the most hoi4 moment in video

@syndos8900 7 ай бұрын

Italy's first offensive had me dying

@Limon4ik- 7 ай бұрын

Bro how do u make such good mapping videos

@randompileinaforest5660 5 ай бұрын

The peace deal just gave me nightmares.

@MATA-mz1db 7 ай бұрын

I actually learned more about the two world wars just by playing HOI4. 800 hours & still don't know how does the navy work💀

@loleo6556 7 ай бұрын

This is such a good video

@niemampomysu1315 8 ай бұрын

the peace conference is so accurate

@anastasios8252 5 ай бұрын

It is the shame that game is out for more than 7 years and we still don't have peace deal DLC

@beziek 7 ай бұрын

I was hoping for glorious Occitania but still great ^-^

@axef 7 ай бұрын

This is so good but you forgot the Germany player invading Denmark but never bothering to get Norway, and the British naval invasion of Schleswig-Holstein lmao

@Lobster_Blue 2 ай бұрын

Germany: occupies 1 city of France France: got caputilated.

@viciousgaming52 4 ай бұрын

0:43 "Soldiers, sailors, and airmen, of the Allied Expeditionary Force!"

@Dawidson_CZE2521 4 ай бұрын

3:52 they didn't even return the Sudetenland to Czechoslovakia, giving it to Austria instead lol 💀💀

@carbonateofsodium 7 ай бұрын

My God. This is the game I had about a day ago

@guutsk8725 7 ай бұрын

The peace conference got me hard💀

@CCCPRusRus 2 ай бұрын

You forgot the Allies sending 90% of their army to Greece😊

@goosebeater9383 7 ай бұрын

I thought musalini was going to say there's nothing we can do 💀

@glitchvlogs6597 2 ай бұрын

1:45 A good hou4 commander know that he shouldn't overextend and do an encirclement

@NovikNikolovic 8 ай бұрын

The Benelux do be the underrated GOAT tho

@mangogaming149 2 ай бұрын

You forgot italy losing to france as soon as it joins the war

@net2150 7 ай бұрын

IT DESERVES MORE VIEWS

@52flyingbicycles 2 ай бұрын

WW2 according to Civ 4 - Germany and Russia split Poland, which takes 3 months to fall - Stalemate until Germany declares war on Norway and only takes Denmark - Germany invades Low Countries, who swap back and forth between German and French occupation - Canada takes Kiel for some reason - Italy takes Luxembourg for some reason - Finland takes Leningrad - Germany declares war on USSR, instant regret - US joins the war with jet fighters and Abrams tanks, quickly conquers German Rhineland - US and Russia scramble to get the last German cities - annoyingly long campaign to take Italy because no one has transports in place to go to Sicily or Sardinia

@MikhaelAhava 6 ай бұрын

Haha! Been playing hoi4 since 2018, nice memories.

@Breadzels 6 ай бұрын

i want the alternate version of this,it's too good.

@A9.9. 3 ай бұрын

the players forgetting to invade north was too accurate

@erikerik3823 6 ай бұрын

Britain in hoi4:wait... what if we just start winning? *BRITISH ITALY AND ANNEXED GERMANY*

@nicolasmoran7722 2 ай бұрын

Lmao, the peace deal is too real

@Hellomybrother676 8 ай бұрын

although rarely people use Napoleon's technique (very difficult to push because of logistics) But the peace confederation is 99% accurate

@fpz3491 7 ай бұрын

Now this, this is gold

@Augustow09 2 ай бұрын

There is a lesson to be learned here: This is why you MUST take the Benelux otherwise you get an easy Allies comeback.

@edgy_niko5218 6 ай бұрын

Germany player didn't do his collabs, naughty naughty.

@lesk6376 6 ай бұрын

Naval invasion sounds should have been louder and should have gone off like 50 more times

@damianmandras8283 7 ай бұрын

I like the way how germany just goes to paris in a traigth line

@ramezghazal7461 6 ай бұрын

blitzkrieg

@BillTheDisaster Ай бұрын

2:04 I swear, those marines invaded my f*ckin eardrums lol.

@Betracer Ай бұрын

Norway just chilling in this world war

@Beosmth 6 ай бұрын

the peace conference was too accurate💀💀

@Kriegter 5 ай бұрын

The random naval invasion is too real

@akasspyna 9 ай бұрын

What the hell did I just watch

@BMTEnjoyer160 2 ай бұрын

0:30 I actually tried this with France and it worked lol

@lidiouz1439 5 ай бұрын

i like how the uk casually took french territory in the peace conference

@kabozy1103 6 ай бұрын

The historical focus in hoi4 becomes more of a non-historical focus closer to 43 💀

@marktaylor6491 4 ай бұрын

3:28 - You had him the wrong way up.

@derpycat9347 2 ай бұрын

Blud forgot around Maginot

@bellicapelli8155 7 ай бұрын

This, paired with the comments, made me laugh more than i am supposed to. Balkan republic in Italy. Also owns Corsica.

@stormcommando1640 7 ай бұрын

Forgot the part where Greece holds Athens till 1943 due to garbage supply for axis

@NimbusDE 6 ай бұрын

You'd expect the devs fixed at least the only big relevant peace deal in the game after over 8 years of development - NOPE

@Goldenblitzer 7 ай бұрын

German rich getting left is too real

@zempov 7 ай бұрын

"we cannot take everything that would be too risky"

@senatorarmstrong4168 6 ай бұрын

You forgot about the ai partitioning a country into 3 (they are all the exact same)

@superyoshigaming57 6 ай бұрын

You forgot the part where Hungary is a major!!!!!!! This is the most relatable video ever lol

@Feeunasked 4 күн бұрын

*Benelux joining allies* allies: haaa it’s rewind time

@itismatei 2 күн бұрын

Never in my 500 hours of playing hoi4 has this happened

@chrism8996 Ай бұрын

He forgot berlin being taken by australia because you were too busy trying to capitulate russia