"But what about inflation?" "Gross Kink"

@@Galdenberry_Lamphuck based

if only workers of the world were like the soldiers of godrick

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

It's order 66 all over again

still, they can't

Rick soldier of god is no mere man

Rick solos ez

Rick is not a man. Rick is the God of Soldiers

“We are many, you are one”

Both got killed by the same comet as well, complete overkill

Mohg really said No

war is hell

They got closer to eachother as they received the end

attack on titan moment

SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!

Erwin moment

I imagined the doom slayers "No" right therr

49* lol

@@emirernur 48*. The second-last one avoided the initial attack, but got killed by the follow-up. Got knocked back behind Mohg, and succumbed. The final brave soldier took Mogh on, 1v1.

Holy aoe batman

They got mogghed

We all knew what happened next anyway haha

She was to powerful

@@NollNull more like, “they.”

Lmao she literally froze right before finishing them

@@Fabio_OwO nope. SHE

Its pretty obvious she won, once she gets that one move going, its pretty much over for any group fights like this, she just regenerates her health like crazy.

The last soldier sees nothing but all the smoke from his dying comrades and then suddenly the man responsible sprints through it as fast as he can towards him

@@lucasbrandt5501 what a perfect description 😂

Uh no it wasn't? I wasn't scared.

@@MultiVersusWB I wholeheartedly don’t give a rats ass

​@@MultiVersusWB bro ur so badass fr fr

It's also kinda poetic in a way

@@crios8307I’m upset I didn’t see this comment because I thought the same thing

Because we have all been there at least once. It’s just gratifying to be reassured not even an army stood a chance

@@crios8307 They no-hit Radagon, so the Elden Beast no-hit them.

Spoiler alert!

Radagon got carried hard 😂

15:54 "Hold fast brothers! It can't kill us all."

@@Smith-rb1qf (It could, in fact, kill all of them)

Then he really ended the fight with "look at what you fucks did you made me make a mess"

Anime protagonist moment

@@christina4558 that’s in stuff other than anime

@@goldenfiberwheat238 yea that's a joke

​​@@goldenfiberwheat238 ok he was just making a joke calm down dumbfuk

I know right? I feel like I should be loving and protecting my little godrick bois 😂😂

If he did that wall of arrows he would've deleted lots of them

His AI is real dumb at certain points of these battles. Same for Radagon.

Twas truly the greatest Radahn's festival!

No meteor move I feel that would of oneshot all of them

@@agr0nianTV he didn't have time to pull it off, I think he was going to. If some of these bosses were completely immune during their transformation/buff/2nd phase I think many others would've won against the soldier horde.

Like Father like Son. 😆

morgott was far way better 7:25

@@moba5040 yeah its hilarious

@@moba5040 he was like, ok fine this getting annoying now

@@moba5040 Agreed, nothing is more anime than invoking a blood technique in the middle of a fight out of rage, desperation, and pain that smites everyone around you instantly as you reveal your true power. Godfrey's bit is more like pro-wrestling where the heel allows the face to hit him a bunch of times to show how unstoppable he is, before one-handed choke slamming him to the ground. His second phase is quite literally throwing hands in a grappler style.

self harm is bad

Gotta say, I almost felt sorry for Gideon. What a horrible way to go.

​@@09csr Had Gideon used Triple Discs of Light he wouldve shreded them. His fault for being dumb lol.

@@manolomartinez5033 “all-knowing” my ass

Elden Nerd💀

"I know, in my (pulverized) bones.."

Naw man he just leveled everything past 99

true level one

I didn't even notice it before you pointed it out wtf☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

cursed as in darksouls 1

@Killer Queen genuine dragonfly healthpool

The Pc: “We both know how this ends, you don’t have to make me render it”

"Enough!"

“I’ve given thee courtesy enough.”

Same with Morgott and kinda Mohg, they just said "No"

@@planetcheese Like father Like sons.

@@planetcheese is also fitting how each of them went about it. Morgott needed his second phase to clear, Godfrey took one stance break and said "enough"; and Mogh just no to most of them followed up on one more then a sneaky one got one hit and Mogh smited the last guy for it.

Like Minato massacring 1000 Stone shinobi in like 3 seconds or Itachi beating the pants off the Leaf Jonin who never stood any sort of chance against him, treating Kakashi and Kurenai like pure fodder

@@jaredgreathouse3672 Overly Sarcastic Productions made a trope talks video about the “Conservation of Ninjutsu,” it’s basically how characters in fiction are strangely safer when surrounded by faceless goons than by an individual named enemy.

@@jaredgreathouse3672 At least Itachi was smart to run away when Gai showed up.

@@jaredgreathouse3672 "hold my beer" - Madara intro

Then to be beat by one guy through the power of friendship.

This is canon in my head

More like a salty demigod that was afraiding of losing lol

Agree e

@@OogaBoogaBooga6969 afraiding?

@@OogaBoogaBooga6969 oh you got the wrong demigod, he was just coughing piss there

*diabolical cult laughter*

He mohg'd all over them

Elden Beast: Am i a joke to you?

@@s.k.1082yeah but the elden beast is a GOD. Mihg’s just your average diddler

Makes sense that the Twink gets dominated by the onslaught of men with large, hard sticks-

I love the few dudes who are stood at the edge of the lava like ‘nah fuck that’

Yeaaaahhh, I'd be curious to see how it went without the terrain on Rykard's side.

he definitely hit the second one, give him some credit!

holy shit, a Big Knights reference in the wild

@@Triple-Q here's a name I haven't seen in a while, lol. Love your stuff.

Proper D&D stuff that. Stood right next to a massive dragon...rolls a 3 and misses

​@@ghamandlupin"19 doesn't hit, now for the Dragon's turn" "You take 73 points of lightning damage because fuck you"

Elden beast: F off mortals

This takes hitting someone with frying pan to a whole new level lol

It's like Attack On Titan

Who's side are you on wtf. Stop being so rude on SoG

Nah elden beast was way better

Like hitting a swarm of ants

I think some bosses, like Placidusax and Astel, have some kind of anti-stunlock ability that allows them to escape if they're staggered too many times in a row.

His second phase started and im not sure if that can be interrupted he can be hit but not stopped

"Oh Malenia, you show off!"

Malenia will do anything to not lose

@@azharhasan4347 I doubt she would have lost anyway tbh, the hitbox for several parts of waterfowl is literally just an orb. That's probably what made it crash actually, most of the soldiers dying at once and proccing too many instances of the lifesteal.

SWAT raid

Elden best: sniff* Soldiers:☠️

Radagon being a victim for that

He did just kinda take a hit on the bong and exhaled to give all of God's Soldiers the greatest/worst contact high of their life.

That would be fucking awesome

Yes yes!

Lore wise the bosses would wipe the floor with these soldiers tho

He doesn't have knights and soldiers anymore they're on a strike (it's canon !).

​@@dantehernandez7940 Lore wise I'm doing your mom

It usually does come pretty close when bosses do that, Radhan was in pretty much the same situation, but he was to slow to get his meteor impact off.

Exactly

Miquella is mine and mine alone

Especially the one guy who had the nerve to rush in and attack him once or twice before dying!

They the real ones.

The others with high poise "nano machines son"

@@ppikach64 gorick got ganked by his workers

"If not, guess we will die."

Elden Beast: *N O*

And what happens when you do it wrong.

I like your comment, but I have to keep the number at 69

@@ElijahSilverman-bj9bx understandable, have a nice day

godamn it, the number went up

He needed help.

It's honestly a cool look. I'd love to see a game deliberately use this laggy style to deliberate effect. It really is like stop-motion; it evokes that same surrealistic dreamlike atmosphere, which fits Elden Ring like a glove.

​@@traewilson5127 technically spiderman miles Morales has a suit mod that does it for miles

​@@traewilson5127The skeleton skeleton in diablo 4 move like this with a jittery motion. It reminded me of the first terminator.

Placidusax: Aight. That's cool. Good stuff you got there. NOW CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.

So THAT’S why they decided that they would use fists that day.

The healing probably played a factor as well. Game was like HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO HEAL YOU FOR?!

Isn’t it merc?

@@failegion7828 true

Mohg killed 48 at once and the game didn't crash so I think it was the healing that did it

@@failegion7828 Malenia: ...Yes.

Well, I’d say it has something to do with the fact that ER’s ai is meant to be fighting just a handful of people, not a small militia. I’m sure with a switch in tactics, some of these results would be different. Like, radagon just lets himself get surrounded and pinned.

Clearly, this video is false presentation of boss's strength. The only reason the soldiers are winning in some battles is because the boss doesn't acknowledge them as a group. If not, the boss wouldnt be trying to close distance between themselves and the enemies as if its a 1v1 battle. These bosses are programmed to battle a tarnished which is a solo player and has specific sets of move and you can notice how good the AI is when fighting these bosses, they can input read and do combos effectively to make you cry. If the bosses had some conscience as in game storytelling, they would have sweeped the floor with hundreds of such soldiers just by keeping a distance and spamming AOE attacks.

Not canon my bother

@@ritz9254 makes you wonder how a single tarnished managed to do what hundreds could not. Keeping distance and spamming AOE attacks seems like a valid tactic against one or a thousand.

I would think that during the shattering every lord had a sizeable army to rival those of their opponents.

You're PC must have been going NUCLEAR with this.

"Fuck you and your stunlock. Enjoy my morning breath."

Me too but I used the summon for godrick soldiers so it’s 3 godrick soldiers because I am soldier of godrick

So far I've just used the armor got from the Knights in his castle like surprisingly one of the better armors is from early on in the game

Abyss Watchers level shit.

@@dragonlord498assuming you’re talking about the banished knight armor, it’s one of my favorites too

@@a.w_. yep thats the one later when i got the tree sentinel set used it though the true banished knight set and the sentinel set are very similar state wise currently playing a character somewhat themed after the tree sentinels

Numbers, stunlock, and the opponent having shit RNG. If Rennala had used Comet Azur they'd be fucked, and to a lesser extent if she'd done literally anything other than her worst attack.

@@watchfulwanderer6443 I'm not talking about phase 2. Rennala is silly in boss duels because her phase 1 is an issue for them, they dont understand that they need to hunt down specific enemies so they just walk around and either get slowly ground down or they take about 5 years to win. Meanwhile the soldiers are so numerous nthey cleared phase 1 super fast.

@@TheKripox Ah, okay.

@@watchfulwanderer6443 Renala always never starts with Comet azur. Of all the times I fought her she did that as her 3rd or fourth attack

​@@Yokai_Yuri She does start off with it, and she can use it as her second attack as well. Your experience isn't universal.

Malenia would still obliterate them lol

​@@enderbassett3570 If she can hit them, cause lord knows they won't stop bouncing around the room

@@natsusekai6190 Scarlet Aeonia.

@@watchfulwanderer6443 fair but are we talking only walk speed or attack speed to cause she can still be hit during that and ive had her initial dive just go past me before

@@yuukihanato9691 Godrick Soldiers don't have much hp or rot resist. Even if they do a lot of damage, they won't survive the Aeonia without serious hp and rot resistance buffs.

He went from bodying them, to getting bodied and then back again

He looked so confused at the end too

Mohg got 48 in one go, so put bloodflame up there as well.

I actually don't know. Looking at the game's data, there are 46 different NpcParams for Soldier of Godrick, I don't know if all of them are used. All of them except one (not the Boss) have the same base HP, but different modifiers. That one exception has a higher base HP, but I don't know if that one is used in the game.

Holy shit, Morgott R2 actually won something Was hoping THIS would be the time that Regal Ancestral Spirit would show up (and potentially look fabulous too)…oh well