I still come back to this video sometimes to get a good laugh. Thanks.

i love the voices this is fucking gold

The comparison between the always-online DRM and a blood oath was brilliant.

Your avatar sums up my entire thoughts of the conference.

Man, that's one expensive doorstopper...

that's actually a real dog trapped inside a video game and he needs your help to get out

Your profile pic fits so perfectly.

Surely you must have done the voice acting for this. This is brilliant!

Holy shit!! Fucking 27 mega-bytes of memory!! That shit don't come cheap.

I completely agree with Anthony Pettis. I'm always looking for a sports, but I just can't find any. XBOX one will completely revolutionize the world of sports because there's gonna be so many sports right there in your living room. It's amazing.

1:04 that is funny as hell

I'm not entirely sure if shitting on the Xbox One will ever get old

I cant wait for Mr.Halo and Lizard man

It's the most advanced Water cooler I've seen.

2:22 They've actually been on that since Halo 3 came out although it wasn't a tv show of all things.

the developers went so far into the far future of 2007 to get the amazing call of duty dog graphics we witness today

I think you should do "Shift Change Red Zone" ...even though this doesn't relate to anything, I find the video funny...That video that I just mentioned...>w

The next water cooler... I'm speechless... the only thing on my mind right now is crappy jokes about water, Bear Grylls is involved somehow...

holding out for carrot stick dlc

2 Celery sticks? Applejack would be proud.

Applejack : but i dont even like celery

I like your voice

you gotta go tenouttaten.

If Blue skadoo we can too

I'm trying to hit the duck, bu... but... HE'S MOCKING ME!!

let's be honest the xbox one looks like they had a bad time at their meetings deciding what it should look like and couldn't agree

PS3, a George Foreman grill. Xbox One, the new water cooler. Wii U? ...uh... maybe still a... gaming console? ...and it's funny to say 'wee-yoo wee-yoo wee-yoo'?

That's an expensive water cooler..

i wanted a game console, not the god damn social network device

this is to funny

You HAVE to day one buy that shit, otherwise that celery won't be fresh.

You know what dey say about dat Exbax One. It's ONEOUTTADEN.

omfg yes!

Bear Grylls is ALWAYS involved if it has water...

WHHAAT!

It all depends on your taste, but if you didn't really like Reach or H4 that much, you should totally try H2 or H3! They're both IMO the best games of the series :D!

Aw Yea! Celery!

can i drink my xbox

I can't wait to browse Facebook, watch TV, read the news, and surf Internet Explorer on a fucking Game Console. I also can't wait to get my grubby, little fat-ass hands on Call of Duty 11: Modern Black Ops 4. The graphics are sick and I have no doubt in my mind that, despite how broken the gameplay might be, that it will be Game of the Year 2014.

Lol at ending

Dey calls it the Ecksbawx One becus you taek one look and go away.

my favorite, i cant weight to buy it.

lizardman is my favrat halo

Goddamnit, I was trying to think of some really shitty play on words to make fun of the Xbox one, but I couldn't think of anything. I think I'm going to steal the title of this video now.

TV,SPORTS,Halotvshow,dogs, and the fish will have AI!! so when you swim at them they'll swim away!! :O DOMINATE

Two things: 1) Only reason I have an X box 360 is b/c of halo -- I lost out on halo 2, 3, and more until I got fed up with it and bought halo reach then Halo 4. 2) If the next halo title ends up on this "Xbox One" I'm going to crap myself. :(

XDD ONF I CAN'T

Knowing Microsoft's way of getting money and using cash cows for sales, they'll indefinitely do this

Xbox is about to become the next water-cooler.......WHAT?!?!?!?

Dare I say it?? ONEOUTTEN~!!! ;P

Burst

I'm so tired of shooters on rails, and multiplayer with 12 year-old kids squalling.in my ear.

Of course it is, it's a damn "myyouresoft" exclusive. And for this crap Micro$oft will need every crappy one they can get their grubby fingers on.

1:16

27 megabyte storage disc

I was being sarcastic.

call of dogs modern borefare 50

Neither, If the Halo franchise wasn't owned by the deadly grip of Microsoft, It could jump ship and leave their console with absolutely no salvation.

It's got X in the name, it's so edgy. BUY IT

Xbox One console that will fail because of this sh*t that doesn't allow you to play 360 games (and also other $hit we don't care about).

Why the fuck does it look like a VCR? WHY?!!

meh im still sticking to Xbox 360

lol 360 likes. people like the 360 more than xbox one

TV TV TV NFL CALL OF DUTY BUY NOW!

i dont think so ....COD=best game of the year? if it really happen... i think i will start a cult and search for the lost brothers of gaming lol .. like the real gamers because COD is not the best it was a downfall after cod 3 .... and only sheeps that only play games from huge compagnies (halo,cod,battlefield...) will says it's the best.and graphic dont make good games ...if i do a game where you only walk but the graphic is so sick thats not good it suck...anyways everyone got their opinion :)

I was being sarcastic.