Peter talking about people been egotistical his ego is so big the tv company had to get carpenters in to the studios to widen the doors to get his head through them Unless they are robbing you you won't get an investment in """""THE ROBBERS CARTEL DEN """"

Instablaster

WR any% get -1000 respect

Shame on you!

I’m ok with that.

😂

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hmm if you're dishonest how can we trust that statement? that must mean you're an honest olive salesman

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I admire your honesty about your dishonesty 🤣

A: Is there a profit in your product.? B: Not relevant, i'm have a good businessmind.!

Anders Persson 😂😂

@@anderspersson7084 oh come On now..be serious..l😁😁

@@MariaLopez-hc2nm If it was possible to sell ideas without having to proof them by a reality check, we would have an huge increase arround the world in people who were multi millionaries/billionaries atleast imaginary millionaries/billionaries. And I would be the richest of them all, and the wisest ruler the world have seen, just don't ask me simple peoples questions of proofs to back my claims because thats totally irrelevant.

A more relevant question would be how many bottles of red did you neck before this pitch? Serously, this is like Absolutely Fabulous but Dragon's Den edition.

Facts 💯 She is🗑️

@@TheSpiciestGinger "She is water/glass/milk..." Excuse me, what? Yeah, she's a xenophobic cun7, but what does that second emoji have to do with anything?

Imagine lol.

She's Jeremy Clarkson's ex-wife. QED.

She left her husband for his best mate. The husband's name? Jeremy Clarkson! She then preceeded to have an affair with Clarkson when he was married to his next wife.

They probably fkd with her ingredients because or her xenophobia. Added special sauces to the mix

She’s a smirky smartass for sure

"Seems"? IS.

Guess who she was married to? Jeremy Clarkson 😂

Snobs are rarely enthusiastic

She thought she had it cuz she married Jeremy Clarkson

It's hard to be enthusiastic about olives tbh

Clearly extremely nervous. Someone desperately needs public speaking practice

she was very nervous

I'm not Spanish but I wish you well in this endeavour xD

Let's put peanuts in her olives hhh

Dont prove her point lol. Get back at her being as honest as possible.

@@TheXKL1NEx I don't think anyone needs to prove anything to her. She's an ignorant moron. Personally I wouldn't want to do business with a person like that.

You will have just proved her point about the Spanish then, Mañana

Forgive me for my ignorance, who's Jeremy Clarkson?

@@nerdstop5025 He used to be one of the main presenters on a BBC show called Top Gear. He's currently the presenter (along with his two buddies from Top Gear) of a show called The Grand Tour. Aside from that he's also been presenter on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and is generally known for having a big mouth, being a bit "controversial", and punching producers in the face.

"Tonight, I marry an olive manufacturer. Hammond test drives the new Vauxal GT. And James...falls down a well."

@@EsteemedReptile😂😂😂😂

Clarkson also thinks the Spanish are lazy and dishonest, so no surprise there. Pretty sure he could win them over, though, unlike her.

Probably on sedatives or something. She looks like she's walking underwater.

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Just spat coffee out laughing me bolox off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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pahahah

LOOOOOL I am fully done, good one

Owen Smith she was just nervous

Maybe she's just nervous. Oh , ^^^ you already mentioned it.

@@jslfcs6655 lol 😂😂😂

AGREED!!....ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!

@@jslfcs6655 super duper nervous.

Yeah but she's a business genius, the suppliers must have let her down in every business poor darling!

She also used to be married to Jeremy Clarkson

😳

Not the spanish again ruining her businesses

​@@joevictor53Really, i thought it was a joke

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She high or drunk

@@Enigmajestic1 or really nervous

“I’m sorry sir. It is indeed cancer, and you have 6 months to get your affairs in order”.

Like a middle manager telling staff they are redundant

Ma'am, you have the right to remain silent. I don't see how that's relevant...

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I literally died reading this 💀🤣

hahahaha gold

The real question is .......is the taste relevant?

Lack of character. She cheated on her first husband, a certain Jeremy Clarkson.

The problem is that every single provider was spanish

I thought the same thing 😅🤣🤣

That was a funeral speech for her business may it RIP🥀

tbh dragons den itself is more depressing to watch in general

@@FANOFWAR34 why are you watching then

@@qdenver9389 i said it’s more depressing to watch not unbearable. there’s a difference.

Lol

Bigtime buddy. This lady was pissed off before she even walked in the room, you can see it on her face.

She sounds hung over

Old lady yells at olives.

Maybe if she had a Olive Hunter like Rory found seaweed, all would be good.

😮 Makes sense, actually.

> From Wiki: Clarkson married Alex Hall in 1989, but she left him for one of his friends after six months. nice lol

Anyway, moving on..

* ........... Meanwhile , Back to the Studio......

@@potatochipOG totally not a gold digger at all then lmao

I think Peter Jones may have been the only billionaire at the time.

@@ma-moomoo not a billionaire, he had 100+ Though

Why would them being successful be synonymous with morality?

Cause “apparently” being rich, creating businesses, carrying a lot of risk, providing jobs, etc.. automatically makes you a bad person

spoken like a true victim, well done divine

She's Jeremy Clarkson's ex-wife. Definitely a rich person

@@johnhofer3089 WORD? no wayyyyy

@@akaony Yeah, but it looks like they were married before he got famous. So maybe she doesn't have Top Gear money 🤔 idk

Agree! I’ve watched some of that show called intervention and she looks like a heroin addict!

@@KatieJoMikell I would say alcoholic , swim knows drugs , and people like to skip the drug that they also consume. Definitely alcoholic, she supplies bars with olives...... Heroine users don't function that well tbh. Alcohol is acceptable bc it's legal but in no way is less nasty or debilitating as hard drugs.

Clever!

genius🤣

So hilarious.

- Bernie Sanders

@@macioluko9484 Living rent free in your head, lmao.

She's not that old

@Dob_Ogurt calm down grandma

@@BizznessBox you know you'll age one day right? I'm younger than her but she's not old, she's like 40

I shouldn't laugh but that took me by surprise 🤣🤣

@@ayannacowie3052 🤣

What's with the scooby doo references to her? 😂😂🤦‍♀️

No one would expect that kind of inquisition...

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yooo behave

Bro I thought fro sure there was a scratch or crack in my phone lol 😂 how you cross out characters?

😂 😂 😂 😂 That cracked me up 😂

999*

Hahahaha

@@BEBAY For strikethroughs, put - - - -hyphens- (or dashes - -) around the text, Bebay -like this!- 😃 The hyphen must be right next to the first and last letter of the sentence, no gap

clubsamwichzilla She Full Of Herself... Needs To Find Humbleness!

_eyes roll_ Is there any spanish in here?

She’s nervous

@@ShoppersL seemed pretty obvious to me too!

@@ShoppersL only to begin with. Once the questions started coming, she was obnoxious, if nothing else. You've got 5 potential investors, I'm sure they are capable of understanding mitigating circumstances. Give them the figures, and then divulge the information about unreliable suppliers. If they believe in the person, maybe they give the benefit of the doubt ( maybe not for 150 grand though)

One has to think drugs.

Drunk

Angry

Shes like the living embodiment of an oxymoron XD

She literally seems pissed off from the first second, what happened girl lol

😂😂 it’s all you need to know

You stopped reading? Typical Spaniard.

A zenophobe is someone who hates zenomorphs

MB70 I’ve been there and ended up in A and E 😂

Oh she's definitely had a drink before hand no doubt

who says she isn't?

Maybe she just has a drunk personality? She seems really frustrated.

@@whiteshadow59 I agree, she's clearly on something.

Well said

brilliant!! honestly was binge watching read your comment ..its a freaking olive! ya its a olive it works...hilarious

schrodinger's olive

Unless its an olive made by the Wicket Queen for Snow White.

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I like to look these people up on company check and see how well they are doing now. Her statement about turnover might be true given what it says. "About MRS ALEX JANE HALL Mrs Alex Jane Hall holds 1 appointment at 1 active company, has resigned from 1 companies and held 6 appointments at 6 dissolved companies. Their longest current appointment spans 9 years, 7 months and 14 days at PRESTWICK COTTAGE LIMITED The combined cash at bank value for all businesses where ALEX holds a current appointment equals £0, a combined total current assets value of £0 with a total current liabilities of £0 and a total current net worth of £0. Roles associated with Mrs Alex Jane Hall within the recorded businesses include: Director, Company Secretary"

@@0x2A_ just as I suspected lol

Y

People who say this almost never actually have a good business brain

I genuinely laughed when she said that 😂😂😂

So, what's your name? _i'm not going to answer that question, i dont see how it is relevant to this discussion_

"OK, how many are you selling?" "Well. The Spanish..."

@Kerryman in Guatemala how? 🤣Haha

Kerryman in Guatemala Is a typical prat.

@@IamWhoIam114 Arrogant and xenophobic, doing brilliant business like Brexit?

😂

No-the sharks clearly have an agenda. Anyone over the age of two, with eyes wide open, with half a brain, knows how corrupt the Spanish olive/ olive oil industry is Have you ever seen The godfather? That's where his character came from! Now with the European Union, the Greek, Italian and Spanish industries compete with each other and are even more corrupt! Only the governments/EU are getting a bigger cut this time They were trying to twist this into some sick agenda. Everyone missed the fact that she took hits on distribution and sales, refused to pass a bad product onto her customers. Did you catch the part-where her distributors were putting in secret ingredients without putting it on the label? How could you miss that? Where is the outrage over that? The sharks are nothing but wannabe TV stars. They're on here for clicks, thumbs 👍, their egos and to be "popular" 😁 Not wealth. An hour-long presentation was shrunk down twisted and warped into something to get you outraged. You're a fool to fall for it. You don't even know history, nor current industries. Everybody knows about the corrupt Olive industry in Spain! Obviously these sharks work for the European Union!

@C Lopez Where's you find this information? I didn't see anything when i looked.

Ohhh hahaahahaaaa. Nice one

@C Lopez Pretty sure pocketing investors' funds is fraud.

This is Jeremy Clarksons ex wife apparently she tried to blackmail him out of 300k aswell....

@@matthughes2322 The only info I found is that She, Alex Hall, was Jeremy Clarkson' s first wife

Do you use “def” for “definitely” because you can’t spell “definitely”. That’s why I do it.

@@smrtysam def

i dont think she flicked her head enough, it would have been better if she had done it more.

Test Account same joke twice, ouch 🙁

@@smrtysam Definately, I'd say.

did we watch the same clip?? 😭💀 every time she said something you can hear the dramatic music

Hahahaha errrrr correct it was clearly noticeable

Hummm… yes… well… right… hummm 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 get out of it mate

Absolutely. Who doesn't love a good trainwreck of a pitch from a highly unlikeable person?

@@jfm14Makes for good TV 🤣

Or even Jenny... Jenny would have sent her to the pits!!!!!

Riped an new big O haha

I thought Peter did a good job of that.

Debro is there she’s just younger

Yah she would have ripped her open and shredded her to pieces .

Good one marty

Karen confirmed

What have I misses? I see this about Karen all over and haven't bothered asking yet

@@BoidGaming hmmm, I dunno... sounds like something Karen would say...

@@BoidGaming a karen is a racist term for a white women that asks for the manager everytime she visits an establishment and something doesn't go her way

FAM I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN SHE SIGHED LIKE SHE ABOUT TO GIVE BAD NEWS OR SUMM

"Sigh... Mr and Mrs Matthews, I have terrible news about your daughter... She needs 150 thousand for her business!"

Exactly like Iv seen some take a big breath and get into the pitch all happy but no she's like she's telling them someone died

pitching aint easy lol

@@saraeissa4954 doesn't excuse you from acting like you just come out of a hangover while presenting your company to investors

lots of females with that mindset.

@@tibetan.music.universe you’ve just done the same thing as her by grouping females together💀💀

@@tibetan.music.universe lol you're just as bad

She dosent want to give out the numbers let alone names of investor that saying I just want the 150 000 to go into her business no questions ask

@@tibetan.music.universe Only if they're Spanish females..

Nicely spotted. Yes, she even did a 240 degree hair flip at one point and even that didn't work.

Not to mention, she seems hella nervous as they weren’t getting what they need to hear from her. You can literally hear it in her voice

Take note all you 20 year old hottie hair flippers. No ride last forever. 😂

Doubt it, she was just as ugly back then as she is now.

@Harriet Antrobus I googled her after watching this pitch and it somehow seems to be even worse than that. She gave an interview and basically said she thinks he got famous after their divorce because he was so devastated over losing her or some other bull$#@^ and even said that they resumed a sexual relationship while he was married to his second wife.

"And in the event that it is Shark Tank, I'm allergic to fish, so I'm out."

Kardoctor: "watch different weather"

😂😂Yeah indeed.

“If everything went to plan, we would have a sunny day tomorrow”

Alex as a news reporter: "Today's news isn't relevant"

Alex as a taxi driver: "Your destination isn't relevant. I'll take you where I want to go."

well, you see, contrary to popular belief, the spanish would make you feel otherwise

I burst out laughing at this comment 😂

Got all the technical aspects down to a T

@swansea007791 Average per pub. So it could have been impressive but she just didn't give enough details to quantify it. There might have been scope for removing underperforming pubs to reduce distribution costs alongside getting it into supermarkets. She was the problem, less so the product.

@GM Kof hard Yes but you can't take your wall-mart-olives to pub and eat them there. You are not paying just for the olives. You are paying for the convenience.

HA!! I got that one

Hahahahahahahahahahaha om dead

You won🤣

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"Are you Spanish officer?"

It doesn't reflect the quality of my driving.

After watching this video I'm pretty sure the comments section will be just fine and there won't be any racist western bitchfight that I have to worry about. You westerners sure have some problems in your nations that you need to fix. And like fast.

@@FriendlyCroock well thanks buddy. We sure needed to hear that, especially from a person of your insight and experience. Said no-one. Ever.

LMAO

Still, you get a free bowl of olives!

@@tomhaskett5161 🤣🤣🤣

What's the company

Wayne Payne98 she looks like she doesn’t care. Period.

She probably doesn't. She just wants to be rich, and she wants the dragons to make it happen.

he just after the moneu

She looks like she has performance anxiety and doesn't do well with public speaking.

@@samuelholmes3696 she is rich.

Which one is peter? I'm not a regular viewer

@@sylviapuppysticker8664 7:38

He's charging the laser...

Haha you can tell a roast is cooking with every minute he stays quiet 😂😂😂

yes, he is a total psychopath

Resonating dissonance _ pot of greed wise choice.

But what does Pot of Greed do?!

Nah she’s a noon wine club.

She's Jeremy Clarkson's ex wife so it's understandable

@@4r96 Legend says that you win instantly as soon as you read its effect

It honestly does. She is trying to convince people that she needs money to create a successful business, but her umms makes it seem like she's unprepared and not is not fully behind her idea. Essentially, she bullshitted her way in the most poorest ways.

@@jp73987 The same goes for people who put their hands in their pockets during presentations.

Some filler words useful communication

@@jasminegoertler9549 that's more of an anxious thing though.

Me who can’t look people in the eyes or talk properly and sometimes can’t speak well due to my mental learning disorders: *sweats profusely*

THAT'S NOT RELEVANT. Hahahaha!

Has dough Richard had sex?

@@_aworldthatspoke950 I don't believe that's relevant

@@aaronasencio9459 doesn’t mean it’s not true....

@@_aworldthatspoke950 but you didn't make a statement that's true or false. You asked a question

You're right, but if everything else seemed alright and then she makes that comment, it's probably still not worth giving up your morals to invest in her business because she could cause a lot of friction amongst her employees, suppliers, etc. with that attitude - then her company would see higher rates of employee turnover and less productivity, thereby damaging her revenue

nice profile pics u 2

@@ssh1487 while the world is still full of racism and xenophobia, it's not a good look on somebody trying to run a company in an increasingly diverse world, for all the reasons you pointed out. (divestment protests are becoming more and more common, and it's arguably better from an investor's POV to avoid a situation that might well end up going there.)

Elizabeth Evenson So, any comment that is negative is racist? How is anyone going to improve if we label criticism as racism, you leftist goon.

For us Americans, Spanish is coincidentally the term used to describe people from Central and South America and we hold the same prejudice against them as she does towards Spaniards.

quite well put

Spot on! I know she's probably nervous but she instantly gets your back up!

She had that hesitation like the other feminist that only wanted to employ women both of them have a chip on their shoulders before the meet people so it's impossible to like these people unless you are as feminist as them.

@@nihilist4184 this one is definitely not a feminist

@@nihilist4184 She's a right wing moron like yourself. Not a bloody feminist.

She was just nervous

Yeah, attitude is all wrong.

@@tamlint9455You can control that with some discipline.. its not like she's a teenager

Sounded like she was about to start a youtuber apology video. Okay *big sigh* So guys, I really didn't wanna make this video but...

Lol I can’t fathom how people can’t see how nervous she is

I think she was on a coke bender. Huffing and puffing like she’s got somewhere better to be 😂

Bbw !

never do weed

After is okay though right?

@@wokevikki4332 never do weed 🤣🤣 wow nikki you really are woke 🤣🤣

If the guy who's going to be stumping up your cash asks you a question - it is by definition relevant! :-D

"I want you to give me $150,000 but I don't see what relevance my sales are."

Elizabeth Holmes didn’t get the memo lol

I would have liked to see one of them ask how the $150,000 would help her deal with her "dishonest" and inconsistent supplier.

Definitely

Oh damn nice to see you here PD-nim

Buy my stuff but you ain’t getting the information if it’s successful or not lmao

I’m your biggest fan FOT💕💕

LMAO PD this aint the kpop den

Lol, in the history of the word "relevant", if there was ever, EVER, a time for the info being relevant, THIS would be that moment! :/

That still wouldn't have worked. The dragons want a definitive answer. So regardless of whether she's performed well she needed to be brutally honest and say exactly how much she has taken in sales I don't think she wanted to say because she didn't actually know. Which is why she started blustering about different types of retailer which are totally irrelevant as it was the group sales data they wanted not a breakdown of each retail outlet. She clearly has no head for figures and the few numbers she suggested were made up on the spot.

Or at the very least, she could've greeted the dragons when she first entered. The first few minutes that one spends with you shapes how they'll think of/approach you. Also, it's downright disrespectful not to greet the people in the room you're entering, especially if you'll be asking for their money. It just shows that she'll probably not even going to be grateful if anyone decided to invest in her idea

It looks like you were going to write "so my sales aren't the best" but instead went with "aren't impressive" or vise versa but forgot to delete your first option lol

@@Drew__Films oops thanks haha

It’s odd with her having this super charged business brain that she hadn’t considered changing supplier or taking her business to another olive producing European country.

If she's not careful the Unexpected will come for her.

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nobody suspects the Spanish inquisition

Have you dealt with the Spanish before? Have you?

@@RockyDave fear, surprise, and nice red uniform!

Yess😂😂😆💀

A lovely batch of olives with additional characteristics put into them without being labelled as such, I might add.

Ole!

And a Romanian with a lovely pizza full of olives :))

I know Jeremy Clarkson do haha

yeeeeeah you might wanna look Doug up on Wikipedia or something to find out why they are definitely never going to bring him back :/

she's the ex-wife of Jeremy Clarkson. kinda explains it right? 😂

Off the bat, she seems nervous, anxious or in withdrawal 😬

@@derek400004 just googled it w t f ur right

@@z_ed yep .. she's needing her next alcoholic and drug fix!!

@@derek400004 they only lasted 4 months

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"I'm going to get my roots done and go back to charm school"

I'm gonna use it against The Spanish! LOL

That's irrelevant. Look, we know the product works. Haha

Maybe she should go work at the CIA lol

come off it mate did you see the tree that they were held within,,,i think your being to hard on her,,,,,,,lmfao hahahahahahaha ,,,,no no serious ,,,,,,,hahahahahahahahaahahahh

Don’t forget that they’re marinated olives

All olives are marinated, people don´t take them from the tree and eat them raw, well...some, but u don´t see them in stores like that...always marinated, at least with just salt.

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@@dilshansingh2145 first like.

props for your comment, made me laugh

He he gold

HAHAA That's gold XD XD XD