Xmas Spinner Turkey Cooking Machine (With Jamie Oliver)

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colinfurze

colinfurze

8 жыл бұрын

TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY spin spin spin, so can i cook a loverly turkey by spinning in my machine and what would a pro chef think of this madness.....
Check out Jamie's Video here • The Christmas Dinner S...
Ricks song is here • christmas is crap (off...
And see it made here • Making a Centrifugal T...
Thanks to Jamie for testing the creation and subscribe as this sort of stuff happens all the time.
Music is by march to the grave and the song is called "Whose Chicken"
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@Urahara1001
@Urahara1001 8 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel this would work better with a vertical axis of rotation rather than horizontal. That would put less stress on the central shaft, since all the weight would be going straight down, and would allow you to use a larger bird. You'd also be loading from the top rather than having to fight the weight of the bird as you get the pipe set into the bearing. I believe that would also make it easier to set up a few small flame jets along the sides, so that when you're done with the water you turn the pump off, lower the speed setting, and shoot the flames at it while it rotates to get the nice roasted effect.
@larkhill2119
@larkhill2119 8 жыл бұрын
+Urahara1001 No, you would have more bearing seal problems. Only way the weight would matter is to have the Turkey balanced at the local tire dealer.
@TwilightTheShooter
@TwilightTheShooter 8 жыл бұрын
+Larkhill21 "welcome to discount tire, how may I help you today" "hi, I would like to get my turkey balanced and aligned please" "........."
@Skidtire
@Skidtire 8 жыл бұрын
+TwilightTheShooter Im sorry sir but you will need to take it to the military
@lickytime9683
@lickytime9683 8 жыл бұрын
The turkey isn't that heavy ._.
@larkhill2119
@larkhill2119 8 жыл бұрын
Licky Time VXV The lord said genius chapter 3:76 On Wednesday I was thee bored as hell. So thou made a Turkey so thou can celebrate the birth of thee son. I shalt make it fly like a brick so thee that believe can catch it. Shalt thou make it spin? Nae only a Turkey would want to do that FFS.
@theondono
@theondono 8 жыл бұрын
- Builds evil contraptions that could lead to death? Check - talks aboud himself in third person? Check - has a secret bunker? Check Obviously, Furze is a 007 villain.
@Mrhydee
@Mrhydee 8 жыл бұрын
or he is Dr.Evil
@Owldude000
@Owldude000 8 жыл бұрын
Or he is the rightful king of the world and Da Vinci's direct descendant.
@wacka.
@wacka. 8 жыл бұрын
+Xavi Ondoño depends on your definition of "*secret* bunker" :P
@trentv4162
@trentv4162 8 жыл бұрын
+Ivan Rihadatul If he was Dr. Evil he would need some sharks with lasers.
@Juber777
@Juber777 8 жыл бұрын
+7r0n7 V4537 ..He has one.
@lewdards1127
@lewdards1127 7 жыл бұрын
"ive zip tied the turkey back together again" not something you hear everyday
@corndoghead1
@corndoghead1 7 жыл бұрын
lew dards , not unless you watch this everyday
@sambrewer2306
@sambrewer2306 5 жыл бұрын
Hope u were not melting plastic on a grill or oven.
@David-ni1pg
@David-ni1pg 5 жыл бұрын
The turkeys ultimate fate
@MrDarkanLTU
@MrDarkanLTU 5 жыл бұрын
atleast it wasnt duct tape
@konrad8541
@konrad8541 5 жыл бұрын
I never expect to hear someone said that in real life to be honest
@gandalf6751
@gandalf6751 5 жыл бұрын
This was dangerous, Jamie didn’t have a safety tie on.
@Joseph-fn8cz
@Joseph-fn8cz 4 жыл бұрын
@Your nans hamsters dead Uncles dads brothers cat ok
@short7440
@short7440 4 жыл бұрын
@Your nans hamsters dead Uncles dads brothers cat ok
@probablygeorge4277
@probablygeorge4277 4 жыл бұрын
@Your nans hamsters dead Uncles dads brothers cat ok
@AllanElMelon1043
@AllanElMelon1043 4 жыл бұрын
@Your nans hamsters dead Uncles dads brothers cat ok...
@am0804
@am0804 3 жыл бұрын
Your nans hamsters dead Uncles dads brothers cat ok
@kisatorimuru6627
@kisatorimuru6627 8 жыл бұрын
"I have a plan for that." *Fire* Bloody brilliant.
@JamieOliver
@JamieOliver 8 жыл бұрын
Colin is a legend. Can't wait to do more! X
@MrGuvEuroman
@MrGuvEuroman 8 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you've commented, diamond geezer.
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Oliver haha you may wish you hadn't said that but it's all good fun once your healed up lol
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze Oooo that sounded slightly wrong
@KazeshimaD
@KazeshimaD 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Oliver Looking forward to it!
@michaelcosford3564
@michaelcosford3564 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Oliver +colinfurze can you guys make a coffee roaster grinder brewer thingy
@LazerLord10
@LazerLord10 7 жыл бұрын
Wait... That actually worked? Damn.
@x12films68
@x12films68 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 l love how Colin dances with a wrench in his hand,out of all the things you hold while cooking it's a wrench...which is da COLIN SPIRIT
@andrewb378
@andrewb378 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how I've never considered wrenches and pliers cooking utensils before..
@matty-qi6nf
@matty-qi6nf 8 жыл бұрын
I just fucking died when he turned it on and it started slapping everywhere
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 8 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Furze is sitting in his evul bunker spinning turkey's at 1000 RPM
@ondrejkristek1049
@ondrejkristek1049 8 жыл бұрын
+SMGJohn And his friend drifts next to him on trike :D
@IAA015
@IAA015 8 жыл бұрын
+SMGJohn He should attach the spinner shaft to his turbo jet engine lol
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 8 жыл бұрын
+IAA015 You may need more than zip-ties to hold it together than ...
@RealCadde
@RealCadde 8 жыл бұрын
+Stryke Even a sieve around the whole thing wouldn't work. You'd just get finely ground turkey. A.K.A turkey smoothie.
@jetjazz05
@jetjazz05 8 жыл бұрын
+SMGJohn Why cut it when you can centrifuge that bitch apart! :D
@curtisrohal2898
@curtisrohal2898 8 жыл бұрын
show this to Gordon Ramsey lol
@nanot.1984
@nanot.1984 7 жыл бұрын
"ITS FUCKING RAW"
@nothereisnotaflyonyourscre2864
@nothereisnotaflyonyourscre2864 7 жыл бұрын
*2 Seconds later* "YOU BURNT THE FOOD SO BLACK IT STOLE MY BIKE!"
@nothereisnotaflyonyourscre2864
@nothereisnotaflyonyourscre2864 7 жыл бұрын
TheSwanzier Drink some black humor.
@Divide2772
@Divide2772 7 жыл бұрын
Lol he should
@Divide2772
@Divide2772 7 жыл бұрын
+ButterKittehz colin furze_what you think of it gordon ramsay_it is raw
@DanM012324
@DanM012324 7 жыл бұрын
Should team up with Clarkson and make it V8 powered..
@Garrett_Thompson
@Garrett_Thompson 7 жыл бұрын
To supercharger or to nitrous?
@kei_nishimaru
@kei_nishimaru 7 жыл бұрын
Why the Fuck not both!
@Volvith
@Volvith 7 жыл бұрын
... Just imagine the motherfucking centrifugal forces on that poor poor turkey! xD Also, fuck it, 20k rpm, why not.
@Volvith
@Volvith 7 жыл бұрын
... Just imagine the motherfucking centrifugal forces on that poor poor turkey! xD Also, fuck it, 20k rpm, why not.
@lightguy250
@lightguy250 7 жыл бұрын
Clarkson would punch Colin then get kicked of the show.
@kieranmilner1295
@kieranmilner1295 8 жыл бұрын
it's like a steampunk cooker
@jackcabot721
@jackcabot721 8 жыл бұрын
Hah. Exactly
@shotaroinagaki
@shotaroinagaki 7 жыл бұрын
+Distant Gaming who's that
@nickolaszuliy184
@nickolaszuliy184 7 жыл бұрын
+TheSHOvideo A guy on KZfaq who makes videos that are mostly rants with fantastic animation quality alongside them. He makes really good points, too.
@tronixfix
@tronixfix 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts, its pure art
@charliewoodall7159
@charliewoodall7159 5 жыл бұрын
it's the engine in santa's sleigh
@ThatDrummerBen
@ThatDrummerBen 8 жыл бұрын
The zip ties are roadkill approved
@potskie420
@potskie420 8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Kenney I would imagine Freiburger keeps a stock of them in his kitchen.
@retsaoter
@retsaoter 8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Kenney you need to take the hood off for it to be Roadkill.
@stephentroyer3831
@stephentroyer3831 8 жыл бұрын
they sure are.
@overlyattachedbean1050
@overlyattachedbean1050 8 жыл бұрын
wow a roadkill fan and Colin f urze fan? we need a uk special now. imagine Colin building a crazy gizmo for general mayhem
@stephentroyer3831
@stephentroyer3831 8 жыл бұрын
Now this would be something to see. Maybe Furze would agree to a build-off and actually stick to whatever rules are agreed to.
@ChristopherMocko
@ChristopherMocko 5 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely impressed that that actually worked. That'll make one hell of a soup.
@user-sx1fg7lc3c
@user-sx1fg7lc3c 2 жыл бұрын
The crossover we never knew we needed. This went way better than i was expecting.
@o0julek0o
@o0julek0o 8 жыл бұрын
I would buy one.
@UTubeJop
@UTubeJop 8 жыл бұрын
+o0julek0o And buy the roaster with it!
@g_glop
@g_glop 8 жыл бұрын
+Prophet Fornicator I would just put in in there alive. :P
@Geniuseus
@Geniuseus 8 жыл бұрын
+Prophet Fornicator Well, I've slit chicken's throat in the past, does that count? Am I a man now? G.
@Juber777
@Juber777 8 жыл бұрын
+o0julek0o I like your profile pic and I agree.
@Juber777
@Juber777 8 жыл бұрын
+SwatTeamExit I think he's getting at the fact that they raise the turkeys poorly and that when you buy from a more private seller you get a better raised bird...except that last part...he also spelled 'by' wrong too.
@figloalds
@figloalds 8 жыл бұрын
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Colin Furze
@brianpollard164
@brianpollard164 7 жыл бұрын
For Colin, the best turkey is chicken
@CoffeeOnRails
@CoffeeOnRails 7 жыл бұрын
Little known fact, Colin eats with tools, not your standard utensils.
@nickolaszuliy184
@nickolaszuliy184 7 жыл бұрын
How did I only just now realize that he evidently ate with a wrench through the last bit
@mr_misfortune
@mr_misfortune 6 жыл бұрын
Zach Ashton i think he eats with a pitchfork and a machete
@tonypasma1707
@tonypasma1707 5 жыл бұрын
dfasd
@stellie3553
@stellie3553 4 жыл бұрын
He should build a reciprocating butter knife for toast or something
@DeckDogs4Life
@DeckDogs4Life 8 жыл бұрын
Sooo.... when can I see one of these on the market?
@internetclown8412
@internetclown8412 8 жыл бұрын
Don't know, but really need one. Turkey too dry.
@armorhide406
@armorhide406 8 жыл бұрын
I've a recipe that doesn't end up dry, but damn, this is just fun.
@BrodeyPls
@BrodeyPls 7 жыл бұрын
Perposterown
@trashpanda8925
@trashpanda8925 7 жыл бұрын
you need to make it yourself
@nate6526
@nate6526 7 жыл бұрын
no duh
@isak_elof6987
@isak_elof6987 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! He actually accepted!! That just nailed it all thogether!
@Qwertyoneify
@Qwertyoneify 7 жыл бұрын
4:38 Describes Colin's channel perfectly He is freaking out and everyone else it thinking.... Uhh... What?
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 7 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing about this is theoretically its a good idea
@aj22190
@aj22190 7 жыл бұрын
If he put them into mass production, I would buy one.
@joefranco9812
@joefranco9812 5 жыл бұрын
It’s one hundred percent a good idea
@nizitamaruvaka2294
@nizitamaruvaka2294 5 жыл бұрын
I would buy it. But I want the steam punk version, price be damned.
@JT-tz5hp
@JT-tz5hp 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure its theoretical.......Did you not just watch a video where it cooks two turkeys?
@nizitamaruvaka2294
@nizitamaruvaka2294 5 жыл бұрын
@@JT-tz5hp don't bother man, he probably still believes that the earth is flat and the moon landing is fake.
@darealrulezbreaker9493
@darealrulezbreaker9493 8 жыл бұрын
my brain is not able to compensate that brilliance. im speechless.
@GradyRho92
@GradyRho92 8 жыл бұрын
Shoulda got Gordon Ramsey.
@GoodnightMoon666
@GoodnightMoon666 8 жыл бұрын
+GradyRho92 Oh my god, yes. I would fucking love to see his reaction to that machine.
@mintyCS
@mintyCS 8 жыл бұрын
+GradyRho92 Gordon: What the fuck hell is this fucking shit. Well pack your shit and congratulations because you won tonight cook off.
@larkhill2119
@larkhill2119 8 жыл бұрын
+MKUltra I think that was a Gordon Ramsey review. He must have been in a good mood.
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 8 жыл бұрын
+GradyRho92 "You spun it one and a half times to often! It's completely ruined!" :D
@someusername121
@someusername121 8 жыл бұрын
+GradyRho92 ITS SO RAW A VET COULD STILL SAVE IT!
@michaelhearn7302
@michaelhearn7302 6 жыл бұрын
*playlist of colin playing as background while I do maths *I hadnt seen this video before Colin: "Okay, Ive ziptied the turkey back together!" Me: "Whats this then?"
@psinjo
@psinjo 2 жыл бұрын
I hope your equations survived the e.coli disaster O.O how did it add up? don't divide your attention too much or you'll never get it done i'll see myself out :)
@colinseeks7961
@colinseeks7961 7 жыл бұрын
"There is an ecoli disaster in here now" *sinister laugh* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevemazz3121
@stevemazz3121 8 жыл бұрын
Looks like they slowed the larger turkey down to 50 or 100 rpm compared to the 1000 rpm he started with.
@alexandrefonseca5857
@alexandrefonseca5857 5 жыл бұрын
he does it for comedy, like how he make a insanely fast spinning belt of knives, a spinning belt of knives is madness already, why make it super deadly ?
@kyusango3311
@kyusango3311 5 жыл бұрын
Idk kinda looked like he actually forgot to slow it down from the last vid of it
@tonypasma1707
@tonypasma1707 5 жыл бұрын
yes
@lucyhartmann2082
@lucyhartmann2082 4 жыл бұрын
The turkey on the ceiling killed me xD
@JamieOliver
@JamieOliver 8 жыл бұрын
What else should we get Colin to invent to save time in the kitchen?! X
@SamWall
@SamWall 8 жыл бұрын
+End Times Rider OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
@ExternalTooth
@ExternalTooth 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Oliver A jet-propelled blender or food processor! Could have the jet attached to the rotating shaft by an arm to produce torque.
@ryanwhiteman9184
@ryanwhiteman9184 8 жыл бұрын
a bunch of carving knifes duck taped together
@hoplite46
@hoplite46 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Oliver A toaster knife
@ExternalTooth
@ExternalTooth 8 жыл бұрын
hoplite46 I'm pretty sure Furze already did that a while ago.
@TheOnceAndFutureDoug
@TheOnceAndFutureDoug 7 жыл бұрын
"I've got a plan for that..." Lost it. Completely lost it.
@wexaztor9394
@wexaztor9394 3 жыл бұрын
Jamie Oliver and Colin Furze cooking together is just amazing. Using Jamies cooking skills and Colins insanity. It's just plain Amazing
@DanFrederiksen
@DanFrederiksen 8 жыл бұрын
It's steampunk.... :)
@Palewolf
@Palewolf 8 жыл бұрын
+Dan Frederiksen Steampurkey
@Sam-gj8kr
@Sam-gj8kr 8 жыл бұрын
+Kaptain Kappa you Are a spoil sport
@chabis
@chabis 8 жыл бұрын
+Kaptain Kappa It would be really awesome if it was driven by steam. And it would be perfectly possible to build it that way. That way you could use it off-grid too.
@hyperion8008
@hyperion8008 8 жыл бұрын
+Kaptain Kappa This is 100% Steampunk - it's the dictionary definition! :)
@garlicson
@garlicson 8 жыл бұрын
zipties? OMG..!! hahahaha.. well done sir ! #lol
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+garlicson i'm a shed man not a kitchen man lol
@AusiKifaru27
@AusiKifaru27 8 жыл бұрын
Sometimes... only some.... duct tape doesn't fix it. 😋
@ShamWerks
@ShamWerks 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze a kid in a shed! ;-)
@Kanglar
@Kanglar 8 жыл бұрын
a true engineer
@catrinamarceline8
@catrinamarceline8 5 жыл бұрын
it's pretty much a retro-punk turkey steamer. Love it!
@thevis5465
@thevis5465 7 жыл бұрын
Mass produce these fucking things, I want one.
@PenguinTimeTV
@PenguinTimeTV 8 жыл бұрын
It's like Wallace and gromit!
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+00 Sneddon and who doesn't like W&G
@PenguinTimeTV
@PenguinTimeTV 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze Jamie and Colin the new W&G
@fligg3203
@fligg3203 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze always has reminded me of Wallace
@CannondaleF700
@CannondaleF700 8 жыл бұрын
Colin is Wallace uncle
@youtubeuser5320
@youtubeuser5320 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze can you use oil to cook the chicken crispy (sry for my terrible english i'm from germany)
@TheHALLOOON
@TheHALLOOON 8 жыл бұрын
Who else thought colin was pullin our legs when he said he had jamie on the line??? Me neither..
@cucececuce
@cucececuce 3 жыл бұрын
kanka türkmüsün
@coasterjoe6617
@coasterjoe6617 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my mouth water Colin
@alwynmaguire8037
@alwynmaguire8037 5 жыл бұрын
Simply brilliant
@GingerBallSack
@GingerBallSack 8 жыл бұрын
there is probs a meat spin joke here
@jaspertaawesome1932
@jaspertaawesome1932 8 жыл бұрын
you spin me right round baby right round
@ThomasPlaysTheGames
@ThomasPlaysTheGames 8 жыл бұрын
+jaspertaawesome *meat
@PUNISHERMARKO
@PUNISHERMARKO 8 жыл бұрын
watch it till you get 50 spins and then you will receive a surprise :D give it a go :D :D
@Ded_sh0t
@Ded_sh0t 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@HentaiNat
@HentaiNat 8 жыл бұрын
ha,gayyyyyyyy!
@l3o1205
@l3o1205 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that it's actually fully functional!!!
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+Leo McKee is that a star wars pun
@l3o1205
@l3o1205 8 жыл бұрын
colinfurze I don't think so, was it?
@Xilver_
@Xilver_ 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze may have been it
@l3o1205
@l3o1205 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, This battle station is fully operational. Was that it?
@istaze_137
@istaze_137 4 жыл бұрын
I applaud this collab, love it 100%
@ethanmcbriarty199
@ethanmcbriarty199 7 жыл бұрын
at first jamie looked horified
@Wil3vlbc9gvk604
@Wil3vlbc9gvk604 8 жыл бұрын
I need to see a turbo!!! A turbo that makes burger crazy meat WTF WOW LOL
@colinfurze
@colinfurze 8 жыл бұрын
+Wilson Ricardo check out my jet bbq
@Wil3vlbc9gvk604
@Wil3vlbc9gvk604 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze YOU ANSWERED! I know all your videos, I need a new epic turbo powered project. - I'm a happy fan now.
@quintron7655
@quintron7655 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze colin i am a big fan of you
@quintron7655
@quintron7655 8 жыл бұрын
+colinfurze you are an inspiration to all
@CannondaleF700
@CannondaleF700 8 жыл бұрын
+quintron Colin is only a man remember
@Parthornax
@Parthornax 8 жыл бұрын
that device could be a seller just slow the spin down
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain SkullFace Are you kidding? SPIN IT FASTER!
@t_kups8309
@t_kups8309 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain SkullFace If it spins too slowly, the water won't go through the turkey.
@NomNomCactus
@NomNomCactus 8 жыл бұрын
+SMGJohn 😂😂😂😂
@JayMark2049
@JayMark2049 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain SkullFace It already has a button to adjust the speed.
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 8 жыл бұрын
+DeadAndUnknown Yes. It would fall apart and just lead shredded pulled turkey in the bottom. Not terrible, but also not what you are going for :P
@chrismofer
@chrismofer 7 жыл бұрын
the editing in this video has the most wit of any so far. can't wait to see where this goes next!
@thomasrobart6419
@thomasrobart6419 4 жыл бұрын
Colinfurze et Jamie Oliver dans la même vidéo ! Excellent !
@crusadeagainsttomatoes2518
@crusadeagainsttomatoes2518 8 жыл бұрын
This is great!!
@IchibanMoto
@IchibanMoto 8 жыл бұрын
Colin has convinced me to take up cooking !
@Harry-qh5rt
@Harry-qh5rt 4 жыл бұрын
That was AWESOME! Dry turkey is the bane of holiday fare!
@fadedlight420
@fadedlight420 7 жыл бұрын
Through the wretch bird ... best quote evar!
@ObaydaSoud
@ObaydaSoud 8 жыл бұрын
Dear Colin can you make a Christmas Snow-Maker?
@qutaybasoud
@qutaybasoud 8 жыл бұрын
It hasn't snowed this year, that would be awesome !
@ObaydaSoud
@ObaydaSoud 8 жыл бұрын
qtayba soud Ikr!
@sj1122334455
@sj1122334455 8 жыл бұрын
+SWAGGY POTATO Bet I could
@nickrl113
@nickrl113 7 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't have that roasted appeal on the outside." "I do have a plan for that" "You do?"
@joeviking61
@joeviking61 5 жыл бұрын
I am so Forking impressed...I want one
@alexandersillan8139
@alexandersillan8139 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, you are amazing... It’s awesome to see you and Jamie doing stuff together
@TheDatpussy
@TheDatpussy 8 жыл бұрын
"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby here we go right round."
@christiantaylor7215
@christiantaylor7215 5 жыл бұрын
colin is a child, amd i love him for it.
@charlee5902
@charlee5902 6 жыл бұрын
eres el mejor colinfurze..... saludos
@omen2332
@omen2332 6 жыл бұрын
This video is perfection
@92Pyromaniac
@92Pyromaniac 8 жыл бұрын
Haha can't tell if Jamie is totally bullshitting or if it's actually okay. I mean it's juicy but it's also basically just pumped full of water. Would love to see this done with goose fat or something.
@legopirate3000
@legopirate3000 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Rieman but but the spices and the broth and the gravy
@AmazingAlienGaming
@AmazingAlienGaming 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Rieman Bit of both I guess! It can't be bad can it?
@wulf659
@wulf659 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Rieman goose fat sounds good
@92Pyromaniac
@92Pyromaniac 8 жыл бұрын
***** Or from an alternative perspective, every time the liquid goes through it takes flavour out of the turkey...
@shaneebahera8566
@shaneebahera8566 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Rieman not really the same liquid is also used to hydrate the turkey and with all the spices in the water its very unlikely to take all the flavour from the turkey even jamie oliver thought the turkey way good
@bongwater2290
@bongwater2290 6 жыл бұрын
“I’ve zip tied the turkey together” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keiwil
@keiwil 7 жыл бұрын
You are a genious. Merry Christmas!
@robbranaghan8016
@robbranaghan8016 5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious when the turkey splattered everywhere! Top inventor! Top bloke!
@knivesstuff
@knivesstuff 8 жыл бұрын
amazing :O
@kevinmoore2929
@kevinmoore2929 8 жыл бұрын
amazing! and that's coming from Texas, where we like our cooked meats! now.... how do we hook up a small beer keg to replace the water?
@SurfTomas
@SurfTomas 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best video ever! Can't believe i haven't seen it!
@Demo12345
@Demo12345 Жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2022, I still think it's a brilliant machine that with some modification could potentially be a viable product. I would absolutely love to have one of these, sadly I don't have the time or money to attempt to build such a beautiful machine.
@RidingJapan
@RidingJapan 8 жыл бұрын
thanks for putting the window in
@Bijlsmaa
@Bijlsmaa 2 жыл бұрын
After 5 years, STILL EPIC!! It can even clean itself with some soap.
@barmetler
@barmetler 2 жыл бұрын
This made me so hungry, Jamie's turkey looked amazing
@thevoiceofthelost
@thevoiceofthelost 8 жыл бұрын
that looks delicious.
@Primortem
@Primortem 7 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD,.. I almost died from laughing at the part when the turkey started spinning and the skin slapped the metal box
@singleT314
@singleT314 8 жыл бұрын
YOU my friend... are INSANE. and I LOVE IT!
@lexian5602
@lexian5602 5 жыл бұрын
This is gold!
@olex11w57
@olex11w57 6 жыл бұрын
Colin+Jamie=BEST COMBI
@ThomasWinders
@ThomasWinders 8 жыл бұрын
Steampunk turkey... FULL STEAM!!!
@mtpgaming8010
@mtpgaming8010 8 жыл бұрын
can we industrialize this
@user2C47
@user2C47 5 жыл бұрын
How do you think it should work?
@kylebrake1806
@kylebrake1806 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!
@weibsonalves2218
@weibsonalves2218 8 жыл бұрын
adorei colin
@BlueBeamProductions
@BlueBeamProductions 8 жыл бұрын
i might actually try to make one at some point
@amranahmed2769
@amranahmed2769 8 жыл бұрын
motorised Rollerblades please!!!
@SeaCowsBeatLobsters
@SeaCowsBeatLobsters 8 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@DocAracnid
@DocAracnid 8 жыл бұрын
+Amran Ahmed Thats insane! I think he might do it
@user2C47
@user2C47 5 жыл бұрын
Make it jet powered, except it uses the jet engine to turn the wheels.
@hombredeacero3131
@hombredeacero3131 5 жыл бұрын
Looks very delicious
@kentslocum
@kentslocum Жыл бұрын
This is basically the complicated version of cooking in the dishwasher. Dishwashers already have heating elements and steam to prevent items from drying out.
@maddiful
@maddiful 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah and it spins so fast ur kitchen is covered in Colins special gravey
@ajimit8669
@ajimit8669 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Doge A Lot wait, what?
@classydays43
@classydays43 5 жыл бұрын
Colin Jr.: Origins
@Snow-tk9zv
@Snow-tk9zv 4 жыл бұрын
So you mada a cooker? Colin:No..”turkey cooking machine”
@volvowagon70
@volvowagon70 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you are a beautiful brilliant man! I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a long long time!
@Transportationspotting
@Transportationspotting 2 жыл бұрын
This is a great invention
@Jasonlimitless
@Jasonlimitless 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that turkey knew this would be it's fate after it died
@evens.graskopf1482
@evens.graskopf1482 8 жыл бұрын
The only person on earth that can build a turkey washing machine. Ladies and gentleman i introduse Colinfurze
@xk7447
@xk7447 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@coreymackereth7241
@coreymackereth7241 7 жыл бұрын
Genius. Nothing less than genius
@tonyvaccarelli9184
@tonyvaccarelli9184 6 жыл бұрын
Patent this. I Need this right now
@juneBug412
@juneBug412 7 жыл бұрын
i thought this guy was crazy with his bunker, and his thermite cannon, and magnet shoes and whatnot, but then i found out the fucker made a steampunk centrifuge turkey machine because he hated dry turkey. this guy has taken nikola tesla's place as my rolemodel.
@Jobey_99
@Jobey_99 8 жыл бұрын
Do you think you will get an uploading schedule any time soon? So I can get refreshing 5 mins before?
@notimetoexpIain
@notimetoexpIain 8 жыл бұрын
+josh green I don't think that would actually improve the channel. Since most videos take a while to think of, make, edit etc.
@jeredE99
@jeredE99 8 жыл бұрын
+NoTimeToExplain lol
@RC-1290
@RC-1290 8 жыл бұрын
+josh green There's an obvious solution here: refreshing ALL the time.
@RC-1290
@RC-1290 8 жыл бұрын
Maybe a machine that mashes the F5 key repeatedly.
@muh1h1
@muh1h1 8 жыл бұрын
+NoTimeToExplain agreed, lets make quality our fixed point and give him the time he needs to achieve his phenomenal quality videos, instead of making quantity a fixed variable and watching how the quality goes down...
@thehappyhopper2888
@thehappyhopper2888 7 жыл бұрын
I need this in my life
@dragonchargelaw8932
@dragonchargelaw8932 8 жыл бұрын
You are Truly the Modern Day Mad Scientist
@subbienautica147
@subbienautica147 4 жыл бұрын
He’s surprised and made Jamie Oliver happy... But how will *Gordon Ramsay react?*
@15thTimeLord
@15thTimeLord 7 жыл бұрын
just wow
@Topflightdigitalmedia
@Topflightdigitalmedia 6 жыл бұрын
This is by far, the most hilarious bit so far! You had me dying on the floor laughing!! 🤣🤣
@jakebewely6519
@jakebewely6519 7 жыл бұрын
"It is an Ecole disaster in here" * proceeds to do an evil laugh
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