I actually got a kit from Manscaped. My pubes have never been more fresh.

Good work as always

Seriously i watch your videos while i am in a bathroom 😂😂😂you caught me in start of the video lots of love from india.

Part 2

I didn't sit on the toilet tho

we know what your doing

Same.

I swear i'm pooping right now now, but my name is Sergey

Oh, i just got the kiss of Poseidon

And your name is Kevin LMFAOOO

That's nasty

@@187misfitsspade You're nasty

laughed hard to this

@@calebsherman886 sometimes

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

👍 😆 that checks out!!

YES!

You bastard, 😄 You better keep commenting because I always enjoy more joy in my life!

Shrooms! You're grounded mister!

It was like Russian roulette but somehow worse 😭😂😂😂

Anyone have the source?

Was unreal

exactly what i was thinking. i dove into the comments immediately tryna find someone else thinking about it. super impressive but he probably has piss all over his seat😂

Yeah, probably. Or not.

Mandatory my dude, cars have all kinds of new sound dampening tech. Honestly I only rev bomb myself. Yeah it's like jerking off, but whatever.

@@MrCoxhammer I thought I was the only one that rev bombs themself

Rev bombing is always mandatory

Only if you have non stock exhaust or slip onthen by Royal decree , " ye shall rev bomb every tunnel , wide over pass , close walled roads and especially parking garage "

Haha my editor thanks you for noticing that 😂

@@yammienoob I grew up playing rpgs and lurking the internet. I'm used to finding Easter eggs ayyy

Cute moment

Wonder if yall gonna hug and kiss and then buttfuck... well I would

@B737FLY tru

That pic tho lol

Mike Capone nothing wrong with doing it with the bros.

Once I got my dads Harley when he died girls magically started going home with me after leaving the bar. You’ll just pick up syphillis along with them.

Dude, if your using a bike to get girls, the girls will know that you're, um, compensating. Or, got Cannibal's route, and stock up on penicillin....

@@just-dl that's a cope. It's a cope to say some guy is "compensating" when they like basically anything manly like guns, bikes, muscle cars, etc. So um, go back to reddit.

That's code for "I can't brake for shit cause I'm a bad rider"

I only lay her down when we are talking about females, ayyyyeeee!

“I was going 30kmh in a 50 zone and a car pulled up in front of me about 100 meters up so you know I had to grab that front brake and lay her down there was no choice I nearly died bro.” Based on a true story

how many times I heard that and they say it all calm like it's a stock they had to sell

The people who nod their heads at the explanation like it's a good thing. Yep good sheep'll do that. I keep my mouth shut. It's so difficult

Same

Indeed ....indeed.

100%

100 🤜🏻🤛🏽 🤣

I tell my friends about trucks doing this all the time!! I never knew bikers did this too.

yes sir We talking bout Beer per Oktoberfest 120, or Glazed Donut per Bald Eagle 120?

Well... Never seen a comment explain me so well

@@Papasanchez440 I think he is travelling at 120 crumpets per tea

Io splendid

@@Papasanchez440 Jolly good, old chap

Really ironic vid isnt it?

Don't pretend like you've never broken the law (intentionally or not). He was probably talking about a cop who pulled them over for not coming to a complete and total stop. We've all made mistakes: • Accidentally run a red light • Didn't see a vehicle in our blind-spot and started to change lanes • Didn't pay attention to the speed limit drop on a road, etc.

@@Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering Oh he pays attention to speed limits just fine. You can tell because every time he pushed the R1 he put a black censor bar with "Nope" on it to cover the speed. Yammie is 100% a do as I say not as I do kind of guy.

@@Donavato going by the strict letter of the law, I run stop signs on a daily basis (if the way is clear, natch).

@@Donavato I try to think of my riding within the law like sticking to my low-carb diet. The more I do it the better it is for my health, but that doesn't mean I won't grab a slice of pizza every now and again. Also a lot of cops don't understand how a "stop-and-go" works for a motorcyclist at a stop sign even though I learned it as a safety technique in the MSF course from a State Trooper.

Jake Mathis this made me laugh

Walker Stutts imagine watching this on the toilet and called Kevin

Stop being clique, sheep

Im with you on that.

It increases braverism..lol liquid courage

Did it one time stalled out 3 times and said yeah I won't be doing this anymore.

@@fdokey9933 😅😅

What it's the truth. Had two beers after work went to ride home stalled out started it up started going forward came to a stop to turn onto the road from the driveway stalled out again. Went to turn into a gas station where a buddy worked as I was stopped waiting to turn stalled again on take off and said yeah not drinking and riding ever again. And I havent. If it messes with my clutch/throttle that much for take off u dont want to know what else it will mess with.

@@fdokey9933 im not condoning drinking and ridng at all. But there are some people, like myself, that actually perform better at some things when they have a small buzz. I play golf better, i play the guitar better, and i ride a motorcycle better after about 2-3 beers, nothing crazy at all. I just objectively make fewer mistakes, i focus more on smooth inputs, and am more able to relax. I would never ride DRUNK because im not an idiot, but i have no moral issue with lets say drinking 3 beers in 90 minutes, then waiting 30 mins and hop on my wr450, bark a quick wheelie across the bar parking lot, and cruise home nice and chill. You have to draw a line for yourself though, and you cant cross it. Your line might be at 0.00% BAC, mine is just at about what i would guess is about .06% BAC

I drink a 6 pack and start rippin.

@Ernie the Giant Chicken You should be eating before you drink

@@marcopasta6274 Alcohol+no food= catastrophe

As long as you know how you react to alcohol. I need about a liter of 5.4% beer to start getting a buzz. It's no problem for me to ride after one beer. However, that is the limit i've set for myself. If i'm drinking more, i'll walk/take the bus.

Hows riding going 1 year later

I know this is SUPER late, but if you happen to see this by some miracle what suit did you buy? I’m looking for gear and just trying to get some ideas :)

@@c.eastonnn Alpinestars. T-GP Air summer weight suit. Very reasonable price. Upgraded w/ level 2 armor inserts. Boot & gloves also Alpinestars. All from Cyclegear.

@joseph thank you!

@@joseph-ow1hf what bike did you get

Same

It’s Deuce As in the number two Blinded by the light .... crapped up like a deuce another roamer in the night...

Same

André Filipe Exhausts are noisy as a side of effect of engine functionality. Dudes just think it sounds cool... There’s a difference between loud pipes save lives and endlessly revving at a red light.

T Alakiu-Marquis sure i agree i am not saying it’s ok to rev all the time, but if you make good use of it it’s way better than the horn.

yeah i didn't see it coming

swdoffa Kinda like Yammy's balls.

It was the worst, I thought he was saying it for real. Who looks at a dudes chest hair when he is wearing a riding jacket? Must have happened to yammie noob I guess.

Me on my scooter

@@normanazoth4181 Especially at the lights under the Underpass or Overpasses lol

@@justice7788 how do you rev on your scooter? How is it even possible

It's about having fun I play with people that I know have a faster bike but I still have a great time. Lots of times its about seeing what the other bike can do

@@DumbAssPro717 keep it below 4,000 rpm lol it's a baby rev

I mean, 8 time world champ, it's more than rising on Marquez. Quartararo is the future.

Rossi is no longer our Lord.

Is this blasphemy I hear?~YammieNoob

IKR! Are you apart of the discord?

khadijah flowers yes!

@@DIJAH454 what discord?

Wheres ur vids thou..

Haha I just commented the same thing and scrolled down to see this

Or puttin your feet down 20 car lengths before a stop. Shits so ugly.

My foot hits the peg before i even let the clutch all the way out

I used to try and see how long I can keep my feet up and balance after pulling to a stop.. I got to the point to where I could make a full stop at a stop sign and go without ever putting my feet down..(when there's no cross traffic to wait for)

Duck walking and dangling your toes off the pegs are two huge telltale signs of poor riding imo

Can u rev it again I couldn’t hear it

wait can you do it again? i didn’t hear it

Bro can you rev it I couldn't quite hear it

Going outside just to rev it 😂😂😂

Going 20 under the speed limit can be just as dangerous as going 20 over.

@@reidriflemaintanence8452 not true for every road everywhere in the world.

The ol rev limit doorbell, as beautiful as being woken by a turbo diesel alarm clock.

well, that's okay, then.

Yea thats the only reason i do it

Tim Kilbourn and scaring the shit out of someone on the toilet Rev bomb fiber

just keep up on your insurance payments...

D L as he said don’t tell him how to squid his life

Absolutely zero alcohol for me. Yes there is a limit for driving a car or riding a bike in the UK. But for me, absolutely none

It blows my mind that anyone would drink anything and then climb on a bike!

I just took it and am going to look at a ZX6R tomorrow!

Haha it's a free 2 days off work to go ride bikes

Unless you’re at Fort Polk and there’s 1 course every 2 months and they’re booked up for a good while. I just did the msf lol

Jordan Lafleur start a bit smaller man, fast bike doesn’t mean fast rider

Jordan Lafleur aye fuck that dude saying start smaller don’t be a dumbass and get what you’re comfortable on

ILovePizza That isn't a bad rider exactly, that's a noob.

the only person who hates this is my torn up boots!

😂 I do that when i have to come to a compete stop soon after

Ive had a bit of a bad habit of hanging out the left leg, hovering it a out halfway between the peg and the ground when stop/start a few feet at a time at walking pace while waiting at a roundabout or riding in traffic and arsehole car drivers tighten the gap so cant filter through (which here in the UK is perfectly legal btw)...only really noticed myself doing it recently

I disagree with this. I drag my feet when I accelerate, but I'm very skilled. I'm just lazy and Walmart boots cost me $10 a year lol

You forgot the ones that break the law (E.G wheelies) and then get pissed when a car doesn't use its indicator once.

Curious what is unregistered rider ? Good judgement and skill are not determined by an endorsement. (Yes I have one.) Take the MSF course ,you got a license . Doesn't mean you can ride worth a crap.

make this into a PSA style video. Please!!!

Haha, nice one Tuntun, I too have just passed my Mod 2 so the British can represent on this here Yammie Noob channel now 🙋

@@senorbulldog9510 Congrats my mate! 👍👍👍

@@TuntunGamer cheers my good man, now tis the time fo that turbo busa :-)

Not all gearboxes are clunky, definitely isn't good for long term to just hold the clutch and clunk down the gears

Imagine pulling up to a stoplight while still in 6th gear... and then frantically banging the lever down like theyre trying to start a dirtbike

Even doing an emergency stop I can't help but tap down a couple lol

I'd call it lazy more so than bad. I would liken it to when I had a manual car and just throwing it in neutral when stopping at lights because there is no need to downshift "correctly". If you know they vehicle you'll know what speed and what gear to put it back in.

@@supersloth1667 I guess I was being prety judgemental there, lol. Enjoy!

Cowboy Jack I have a straight piped CBR 900 RR rev bomb everyone just to scare them it’s all in good cheer and actually a lot of people love it Except for day sleeper night worker people in my neighborhood

I have a straight piped Honda 1300 cruiser I will deafen any who dare to cross my path just because I can my bike sounds like a Camaro with open headers and straight pipes

I'm not exactly a new rider but I love to do it ))

Exactly I am amazed how they are brave enough to speed at corners taking account on how many dumbasses in cars are also speeding but most of all cutting corners.

I've been riding for like 5 years and I can't wheelie

I wheelied by accident and now i can. So easy.

First time I ever rode a dirt bike I was 11 and couldn’t get the clutch down so I revved it up and popped the clutch and did a wheelie with out even knowing I rode it out for like 30 seconds thinking his feels a lot higher than when I was sitting on it earlier. than realized I couldn’t turn and put the front wheel down. Still can’t wheelie.

Andres Fernandez enjoy the road rash

Andres Fernandez Youre gonna change anyway why not wear gear

You can have your shorts and tanktop below your gear and just strip it off when you get there

Attgat. Most the time

check the top comments....

Don't come to new orleans 😂

the cops follow you THAT often? wow, dude! I thought they hassled me....

@@just-dl in my city the police will blue light you if you're sitting on the bike with the engine off, let alone actually riding for fun....

@@dannypeck96 where the heck are you? I'm in Maine. The cops here are almost universally human. I was joking about them hassling me. I got a lot (I mean a LOT) of tickets in my younger years. I'm better behaved now, but, I still joke about knowing all the cops by name. Well, they know my kids by name now, so why not? (To quote a friend..."You plant corn, you get corn.")

@@just-dl kingston upon hull, england. although we are currently in a massive wave of motorbike (well, moped) crime. mostly 16-20 year olds stealing bikes then using them to commit more crime, thefts, robberies, drug dealing, bad riding etc. police by now are being more generous with me now they know i'm not one of the bad guys but they still pull anyone on two wheels as a "show of force" to try and end this problem