The 7 Sportbike Riders You Will Meet (Thermonuclear Edition)

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@yammienoob 2 жыл бұрын

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@Johnny_Thumper 2 жыл бұрын

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@cuttercanfixit 2 жыл бұрын

Got a 42 mph over speeding ticket today near the Tail of the Dragon riding my RS660. I admit it; I was riding way too fast. Where I live it is flat everywhere so I never get to ride so many fun curves. I even got the entire thing on my GoPro. I feel so dumb but I guess it was gonna happen at some point. Getting an attorney tomorrow to hopefully keep my license. Cruiser bikes are looking great right now lol! I’m thinking of only riding my RS660 on the track from now on. The temptation is just too great! Love your content Yammie. Just had to share this story. Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated.

@Stacy_Smith 9 ай бұрын

You forgot about the the motovlogger. He makes list videos and sells ball shavers.

@coteyb20 2 жыл бұрын

As a 250 rider I'm appalled at how accurate that was.

@CockatooDude 2 жыл бұрын

All you have to do to break the mold is get a naked bike after you move on from the 250.

@ridwanbagawie6092 2 жыл бұрын

Here in my country, a secondhand ninja650 costs around $10k,, so,, 250 is the way to go for most people

@c.eastonnn 2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@EbonyPope 2 жыл бұрын

3:20 What type of helmet is that? Does anybody know the model and manufacturer?

@c.eastonnn 2 жыл бұрын

@ebonypope it’s called “Icon Airflite” they have a bunch of models and I’m not sure exactly what this one is but that’s the helmet you’re looking for

@youngson6005 2 жыл бұрын

you forgot 50+, mid life crisis guy. who used to ride. before getting married and his wife made him sale it. now buys a Ducati then, complains and brags about how powerful it is. and only rides it on the highway.

@06750here 2 жыл бұрын

Phukk yeah dude!!

@dougd936 2 жыл бұрын

The 50+ guy was riding when you were still daddys little squirt. 42 years riding now. Switched to a geezer glide but you probably won't luve through your riding!

@noahknight4039 2 жыл бұрын

@@dougd936 Statistically he most likely will live through his riding. Also learn to take a joke.

@killfase01 2 жыл бұрын

Lol fuck im 30 trying not to be that guy right now. Serching for a sportbike side car so i can get the one i want lol

@TheBrandonAF 2 жыл бұрын

Average age of a harley owner is 50

@buttcrackcycles 2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious. I recently had a conversation with a guy who rides a 1000 and said a liter bike was his first bike and he won't ride anything less. I told him about good friend of mine who is in his 50s and tracks a ninja 400 regularly and will humble 1000 riders because he is an excellent rider and can actually put the power down. Dude didn't believe it. "Over 160 is where you find out who has a real bike."

@shadowmancy9183 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter how fast you go on a straight if you have no speed in the corner.

@lennartsix6102 2 жыл бұрын

lol good luck to him going over 160 when there is a speed limit

@tomast9034 2 жыл бұрын

there is more fun with smaller bikes. i would go for a honda grom if it was sold here :D

@dangkadventures6787 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomast9034 seriously fun bike. I still miss mine after it got stolen a few months after I bought it

@Zckerby 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomast9034 nothing more satisfying than winding out a ninja 300 on any road you want because it can and you won’t take off like a rocket ship. A liter bike is something I’ll never fully understand because I just think going 0-100 in 4 seconds is not useful on the street.

@collinblollin5088 2 жыл бұрын

I always kind of assumed most of these stereotypes were exaggerated, but I have a ninja 250 and I'm looking at getting a ZX6-R. I feel called out. Great vid.😂

@TheCyberMantis 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, get a Busa.

@jhasonw2163 2 жыл бұрын

With a turbo and extended swingarm 😎

@adrxanruxz8493 2 жыл бұрын

Describes me 🤣

@darkfire8615 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCyberMantis best beginner bike 👍

@intergalacticbasketballdro7186 2 жыл бұрын

@@jhasonw2163 💁‍♂️....so you can go hill climbing with it ! 👍

@connorsmith1224 2 жыл бұрын

The accuracy of this video is astonishing. I rode for probably 15 years and moved up to a zx10r. then on my first track day was passed on the outside by a 300 i was both humbled and hooked.

@rrf6747 3 ай бұрын

You can catch them in the straights

@TurianX 2 жыл бұрын

As a cbr600rr rider I must say, this is CLASSIC Yammie Noob.

@DrMixelpixel 2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, what's the hate on CBR 600? Are they bad or what? Aren't all Japanese bikes good?

@647killa 2 жыл бұрын

As a third time owner for a CBR600RR (MY2021), I almost cried at the CBR insult. It’s okay, I get to ride an awesome supersport on the track that also isn’t a torture rack during my daily commute. Fuel gauge, Combined ABS and electronic steering-damper are all the tech you need anyway 😉

@647killa 2 жыл бұрын

They’re not good or bad. They’re perfect, and that’s why they get hated on 😊

@tuzikadesa8982 2 жыл бұрын

@@647killa Combined ABS is life, Combined ABS is love.

@danieldoyle253 2 жыл бұрын

@BimmerMan I see by perfect you mean the slowest of the big 4 offering’s then YES! I think most expensive as well

@deadoperatordamo 2 жыл бұрын

This video attacked me on numerous levels lol... First, I'm a senior software engineer who just bought a 2022 Panigale V4S; except I've wanted a Ducati since I was a young boy, I've done the MSF and I have previous riding experience. However, that leads into the second personal attack, lol, my previous bikes were GSXRs; a 750 and 1000.... Thanks Yammie... lol

@WIM2231 2 жыл бұрын

😆 nice 👌

@soldat2501 2 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@motarded4214 2 жыл бұрын

Bro, seriously... same here, except I skipped the Ducati and bought the Aprilia

@masonmax1000 2 жыл бұрын

lol my buddy from middle school showed up to my place one day when I was in high school on Panigale v4s that thing was nuts he rode motocross and would win against professionals but he broke his femur when he was like 14 or 15 so that was crazy to see his 16 or 17 year old ass riding that much street bike.

@deadoperatordamo 2 жыл бұрын

@@motarded4214 I considered the Aprilla, not going to lie. It's up there with MV on my list of dream brands, Ducati was just #1. Aprilla makes sweet bikes.

@RoadRage810 2 жыл бұрын

I was a daily sportbike rider for a LONG time. Then I realized that I'm almost 50 and most of me is held together with scar tissue, metal, anger and luck and that I should probably treat myself to something more comfortable. Insert the wheelie happy lightweight hooligan bike MT-07. Hey, just because I'm old doesn't mean I don't want to have fun and still do dumb shit. 🤣

@neildrummond5711 2 жыл бұрын

As a daily sport bike rider how do you like the mt07 compared to the sport bike?

@RoadRage810 2 жыл бұрын

@@neildrummond5711 much much better and more fun around town, much more comfortable and much usable daily. The only places it lacks is too end power and top speed but that isn't what it was designed for. If you are going to do a lot of highway riding then get a good touring windscreen or but something else.

@davidgearardo1788 2 жыл бұрын

@@neildrummond5711 I commute on a 2020 MT07 switched from a cbr 900 rr , glad I did long trips are better, and it’s a riot on the back roads

@killroy2993 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. Hate and discontent will go far. 40& still their......

@treeguyable 2 жыл бұрын

Old? At 65, I still climb 100 ft trees daily, with a chainsaw. My R1 is a good way to unwind. C'mon, let's not be old at 50😆

@gapplebees9678 2 жыл бұрын

As a WoW player, I am shocked and appalled at the intro line. 🤣🤣

@trevonbrown5084 2 жыл бұрын

lmao bro seriously 😂😂

@SuperDubdude 2 жыл бұрын

Burning Crusade 👌

@LCNismo 2 жыл бұрын

Fruit

@reggaerarify 2 жыл бұрын

"Illian"

@ratchetfaith1027 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t play wow anymore but I’m still so mad lol

@TheHiszpanTV 2 жыл бұрын

Sport Bikes >> Everything.

@oliver6287 2 жыл бұрын

This remind me of my little buddy I work with, he “drives” a cbr 600, always stays tucked at 160+ but I’ve never seen it run and he walks to work everyday 😂

@valdomad 2 жыл бұрын

A honda that doesnt work? What did he do to it? Put diesel in it?

@JesterMasque 2 жыл бұрын

No bro you gotta believe me bro my stock 2008 600RR goes 162 miles per down my neighborhood alley bro GPS confirmed bro you gotta believe me bro it’s faster than a stock H2 bro

@lennartsix6102 2 жыл бұрын

@@JesterMasque yo thats amazing bro. just put some fancy bar end mirrors on there and remove the db killer bro and youre bout to smoke even h2r bro

@JesterMasque 2 жыл бұрын

@@lennartsix6102 Bro you think so bro? The stock mirrors create too much drag I feel it bro. I don’t ever use them anyway so a bro might even just remove them bro. When a bro is going that fast a bro should never be looking backwards anyway bro. Stay fast bro bro. Bro.

@KiinaSu 2 жыл бұрын

I mean if walking to work is an option, why wouldn't he walk?

@mikeyhbr 2 жыл бұрын

So.. I am 53 with a Ninja 650 and GSXR 750 in my garage. I have only broken 100mph once. The fear of the go to jail speeding tickets, tank slappers, and road conditions keeps me in check. I am happy as hell with the motorcycles I have and love riding them. I push my skills very gradually because I have seen too many MotoMadness idiots low/high siding, hitting sand/gravel on turns, or just running wide into metal road guards or traffic. I enjoy the ride without the need to pull nooners. Motorcycles cost to much and so does the medical bills. Where do you pigeon hole me.. my dude?

@davidbreen4727 2 жыл бұрын

mike hbr thank you for that comment. i feel the same way, and i am 67, don't heal like i used to.

@PNW_Sportbike_Life 2 жыл бұрын

The key is where to open it up. I usually hit three digits nearly every ride.

@marktarascio4766 2 жыл бұрын

Retired

@midnyte_ryder 2 жыл бұрын

Clap out 6th on the R1 on the way home from work every time I take it. Gota blow the bugs off….. find the dead spots on the highway and open the flutes…

@riveneva1519 Жыл бұрын

Same here Mike - I have gotten older and mellower and I’ve discovered that I’m no longer bulletproof. Besides, I already did the > 100 thing years ago, complete with a speed wobble around 105. I’m now content to ride my ninja 400 at track days and work on my cornering skills, and maybe surprise a faster bike every now and again 😂

@diesel4192 2 жыл бұрын

4:16 "Revorse Mertgage." Yam going so hard he's flipping letters😂

@cece6094 2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment lmao

@basharatullahrahmat971 Жыл бұрын

Its called a spoonerism lol i get em too

@davidlobaugh4490 2 жыл бұрын

Was starting to wonder about ol yammie noob but you have completely redeemed yourself with the bro hold my feeding tube bit. Well played. And the zen R6 guy buttered me up I'll admit.

@nombreraro 2 жыл бұрын

No one is gonna talk about the madman of the picture at 9:29 riding like an absolute legend with a missing leg???

@brianhowie3996 2 жыл бұрын

At 59 bought my first scooter smax 155, a year later at 60, upgraded to AK550 Kymco, I'm living life and driving safe with no ego

@billtozerrealtor7331 2 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff! You missed my tonic! 70 plus grandfather out to recapture my hooligan days on an MT-09 - scared to wheelie but having fun.

@mxtt8830 Жыл бұрын

this was a personal attack. I've started on my ninja 250 and have future plans of a ZX6R. He really isnt wrong XD

@chrisl3062 2 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to the middle aged dad rider Yamm. Don't forget to include me, the middle weight or light weight naked bike guy because it's great on mpg and insurance. I don't brag about my bike specs, I brag about how much value I'm getting out of my hobby.

@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 2 жыл бұрын

$5/month insurance crew represent!

@-Jason-L 2 жыл бұрын

But all bikes get great gas mileage, and cheap insurance. Ride whatever you enjoy

@Yeah_na 2 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha hello friend… my wife tells me I don’t need a 1000cc because of extra $$ cost so I’m stuck with the gsr600 naked…

@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 2 жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_na Well, if you're working as a team balancing budgets... fair 'nuff.

@jesse8330 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is me i drive a 2002 sv650 and could cash in aluminum cans for my insurance payment lol.......

@ZeroKitsunei 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I was the Ninja 250 bro. But I picked mine up for $500, took all the fairings off it(they were busted beyond repair), and turned it into a street fighter. That bike taught me 2 things. 1. Carbs suck. 2. Wrenching on your bike can be fun, but only when it's interspersed with actually being able to ride the damn thing. Sold it half a year later for $700 (stonks), turned around and bought a MT03 cause let's be honest. I didn't really learn how to ride on the Ninja. I learned how to work on a 2005 bike w/ a rusted gas tank and a myriad of other problems.

@rishisingh7455 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it sounds like I bought your bike! Lmao same issues and year

@XOZSKU 2 жыл бұрын

@@rishisingh7455 eek.

@XOZSKU 2 жыл бұрын

👀

@Cruz474 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, being able to work on your bike is as important as learning how to ride it lol.

@kiansmith4275 Жыл бұрын

“Bro hold my feeding tube” 💀💀💀

@bcarby 2 жыл бұрын

I DO ride home from the grocery store with a small red bull in my left pocket and some loose grapes in my right pocket, but it's always a rootin tootin good time.

@ericjohnson2254 2 жыл бұрын

Let's see, started on a Ninja 250 had it for 3 months traded it back for nearly the same value, bought an R6 it was a daily rider only ever got it to 150. Sold it after 3 seasons, bought an R1 rode it daily when I could, now with work don't get to ride as much, so I wind it up when I can. Then I bought a Z125 for riding around town and now I'm contemplating a 690 SMC R or a Super Duke 1290 R EVO. I'm also a 40+ year old guy who would rather ride on the highway than a track, because the nearest track is 3 hours away and I don't feel like spending the money on a track day habit. I feel like I check a lot of the boxes in this video.

@sanxi34 2 жыл бұрын

I saw the other day on the track a "Liter bike Track Day Bro"... I went on the "Iniciated / Course Group", we went out four times behind the instructor and twice by ourselves. The Bro knew enough not to be in the course, so he went to set lap records. I blew past him in his gold chrome S1000RR on the uphill not-a-straight with an FZ6 thanks to waaaay more drive out of the previous corner... It was GLORIOUS! hahaha

@jvillain9946 5 ай бұрын

Then he immediately passed you on the next moderate straight

@rickeco4tango33 2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir!! Over the years I have fallen into 5 out of 7 categories!! You Hit the nail on the head about Ducati!! Being a Ducatista in Seattle means there are plenty of slightly used high end bikes, that Microsofty’s bought, and are scared $#!tless of! So there’s always a year old, extremely low mi, Well cared for bike to be had @ $70% or less of retail!!😍

@stever8776 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! I Wish I could get a hardly used Duck for 70% off😎

@sweetdrahthaar7951 2 жыл бұрын

Ducati’s are definitely not an investment as a general rule. I’ll be in Seattle in a few days and I always stop at the Ducati dealership. The help at the dealership are typical Seattle folks. They don’t seem to give a damn that you even walked in the door. I might buy a hat or something if they will acknowledge my presence and sell me one🤦🏻‍♂️

@zahnymedia 2 жыл бұрын

also in Seattle, can confirm that tech bro Ducati owners do this

@danieldoyle253 2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetdrahthaar7951 yeah if you want someone to play a trumpet at your arrival and throw confetti Seattle isn’t the place….

@sweetdrahthaar7951 2 жыл бұрын

@@danieldoyle253 I don’t believe the Seattle freeze should apply to retail outlets. Maybe I’m just old-fashioned

@dj0100 2 жыл бұрын

46 year old B class track day rider on a SV650. You taught me well Yammie!!

@multitaskchef 2 жыл бұрын

As always, ENTERTAINING! Thanks, Yammie!

@taylorkruchten5962 2 жыл бұрын

I just met a guy on a GSXR250 yesterday. Bought the bike 2 days ago, no classes or training and absolutely no gear. Riding in circles for hours redlining between stoplights 😂

@justinturk5035 2 жыл бұрын

that was me 2 years ago on my Ninja.... and it was fun as hell

@raydunning5350 2 жыл бұрын

50+ Ninja 1000 guy. I don't group ride or track day, I'm up in the mountains riding by myself. I think i like other people, I'll let you know if I meet any =)

@stever8776 2 жыл бұрын

64 enjoyed every bike I've owned. But Don't ride like I'm on the Track when I'm on the street. I know that to most cage drivers that I am invisible. As Dirty Harry said 'A man's got to know his limitations' Haven't stopped street riding since 1976. Except when Military deployments ment a different kind of danger. Cheers

@beastr.l.661 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it bro! I feel like a Frankenstein rider now. So many of those descriptions fit me but none to the tee. LET'S FUCKING GO!! 🤜🤛Yami Biscuits.

@taylorsmuin5298 Жыл бұрын

You’re 100% right about your beginner bike videos, watched a bunch of them when I decided I wanted a naked bike and that I wanted to start on a duke 390 and make my way to an mt/fz 07

@glazedegyptian 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always wondered what you thought about this. Started riding two years ago, did the Msf course, bought my buddies 09 buell xb12r. Still riding it, put about 7,000 miles not much, I’m a nooner and I take it to work since offices re opened. Took it to the track four times now. Can’t see myself riding anything else besides maybe a monster tbh.

@oneshotonekill2528 2 жыл бұрын

Started watching ya awhile back, got a cruiser and about to get a ninja 250, wanted a 600 or better but with gas skyrocketing 🤷🏼‍♂️, I'm the daily commuter rider, not a speed demon or a wheelie dancer. Just love riding, anything with 2 wheels is fun to me.

@crudkick 2 жыл бұрын

I would be hesitant only because I like to use the highways, and although I am not a speed demon either, I like to have a bit more than I need when in traffic. I hear the 250 can do highway speeds but only at high RPMs, not leaving much room if you want to move forward to avoid someone merging into you.

@curtislynch8189 2 жыл бұрын

Are they bringing the 250 to the US?

@oneshotonekill2528 2 жыл бұрын

@@curtislynch8189 ? Been here since the 80s I thought 🤔

@curtislynch8189 2 жыл бұрын

I thought you were talking about the new zx25r. It was announced that a new 250 in-line 4 bike was released to the Asian market a couple of months ago but the US will probably never get to partake of motogp revs leaving a stoplight.

@mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh Yammie you always make me smile. My first bike was a Clapped Out 250 2 stroke Yamaha YDS2. Engine went twice in one year. But didn’t want to learn on a Honda 50 or Super 90. Finally went Norton. Trying for a Commando now.

@renegarcia1807 2 жыл бұрын

The introduction of this video was really funny to me thanks for making me laugh!!!

@1Turnatatime 2 жыл бұрын

I remember starting on the ex500, no knowledge of riding, just KZfaq videos of Yammie and gixxer brah on how to ride and start on motorcycles, the carbs were terribly synced but it rode and got me to where I wanted to go, took it on an 8 hour trip after a carb clean and had no problems. Valves needed adjustment, tried doing it myself and could start the bike, did it again and it started but broke a valve cover bolt so It leaked coolant and oil everywhere, got a fuel injected bike and never looked back, I got the KTM Super duke 1290 R and its been on heck of a dream. Surprisingly its my first bike to practice wheelies too.

@theslacker29ify Жыл бұрын

I had a 1993 EX500. Second bike I owned. The one before was 12 years before that and it was a 2003 ZX6R. I got way too comfortable squiding around on that.. The ex500 needed a little work to it(valves adjustment, upgraded cam chain tensioner, carb sync, New tires and wheel bearings). I got it back in Great running order.. On the way home one night, a racoon ran out in front of me and the next thing is the bike and I sliding across the pavement at 55mph.. Rode the bike home. I think the frame was tweaked a little. Never rode the same.. Then got a Honda CTX 700, didn't like the riding style. Purchased a 2006 Blue FJR1300 off a friend.. Been riding they ever since. 🏍️🏍️🏍️

@1Turnatatime Жыл бұрын

@@theslacker29ify I've heard of FJR's pretty reliable, do they pick up quick even being a bit on the heavier side? Sorry for the unfortunate incident too, that's gotta suck after all the work you did. Ex500's are amazing when they get fine tuned. Wish I held it a little longer.

@theslacker29ify Жыл бұрын

@@1Turnatatime yeah, they're pretty reliable. I want to say mine has 56k miles on the odometer. I haven't checked. I throw some fuel in it and ride. Lol 😂. It's pretty quick bike for being around 650lbs wet. It has around 130hp & 90ft/lbs torque at the wheels. It pulls pretty good starting at 5k rpm.. 😁 I've read it'll do 0-60mph anywhere from 2.97-3.2 seconds. Not bad.. The guy before me installed a car cruise control on it. I still have my ex500 in my shed. Carbs need rebuilt, but otherwise runs. Great little motorcycle. 50+mpg... 😁🏍️ It definitely did suck wrecking it after all that work. I shouldn't have rode it to work that day(I had an appointment for my impacted wisdom teeth to be extracted) I had a feeling, too bad I went against that feeling.. Then again, I probably wouldn't have the motorcycle I have now. My riding jacket, Gloves and boots saved me from more pain. Helmet and bookbag untouched. Pants were beyond tore up. Knees a little bruised and bloody and my shoulder hurt like hell (probably would have hurt way worse if I didn't have the padding in the nice leather riding jacket).

@ruthlesshatchet6353 2 жыл бұрын

I ride a Ninja 1000, no bags… lowered handlebars… and race jacket with Kawasaki all over it. It is a superbike? Literbike? Or just a poser I enjoy riding as a daily? Normies think I am 186 mph at all times… but we both know I’m just pretending. I like it though.

@lawrenceyi5163 2 жыл бұрын

just got a 250 last week and learned a lot about bikes by just getting it running. cant wait to be reborn as a 600 highway pull boy

@Toastybrah 2 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for this vid

@shiroineko6495 2 жыл бұрын

I had my ninja 250, put about 26k miles on it and then got T-boned. Went and bought myself a 2009 SFV-650 and have loved it for the last 4 years so far.

@MrJazm1 2 жыл бұрын

Scooter guy list ?

@markusionescu3957 2 ай бұрын

Underrated request

@MrPhins 2 жыл бұрын

My first bike was a Honda Nighthawk 450. Second bike a V45 Magna. Now after decades without a bike I'm in the market and when I walked into the Triumph dealer and started eyeing the Bonnevilles I truly had a come to Jesus moment on how old I've become.

@2WheelsRoadTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

Great video!

@mopedmadness6175 2 жыл бұрын

I love how y'all never mention that one guy on a moped/scooter.

@willyjimmy8881 2 жыл бұрын

You know that fat guy on the 600, yeah that dude is secretly the moped guy. Wave if you see me out, bro.

@matthewgonano636 Жыл бұрын

Hey mopeds are incredibly fun. I drove a 150cc for 2 months straight in Asia. Had a blast. Get what you like!!!

@andrewgross7563 2 жыл бұрын

Ancient FJ rider can confirm tire selection is limited and that it can put out but is frightening to do it on.

@justinturner4850 2 жыл бұрын

This was a good one🤙 I live on Maui and we don’t have a track here. We got some nice twisties on the mountain with ocean views but nowhere to really push your bike and become a higher skilled rider.

@dallasdandigitalproduction393 10 ай бұрын

Great vid man. Hilarious insights

@DunBeBuilds 2 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how all of that applies here in Australia 😂 I’ve seen all 7 and might b one of them myself 😅

@hodaka1000 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah nah 🤔

@paulhennessey3454 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah nah this carnt sa fukwit neway

@joshsweet2480 2 жыл бұрын

@@hodaka1000 ah yes whatever you say Mr expert

@hodaka1000 2 жыл бұрын

🐤💨@@joshsweet2480

@deangodfrey-cooke9348 2 жыл бұрын

In the UK we have the "sunshine bikers" (fair weather riders). Usually on an R6 (self respect, pah!) maybe an R1 (litre bro!). The bike is immaculate, their Dianese leathers are immaculate, their knee sliders bear the lightest of grazes, but only from their garage wall. They only leave the house when there's a less than 5% chance of rain and ride through housing estates and villages in only first gear - so everyone can hear their 'Povic full system. They'll overtake at every opportunity, especially on blind corners, on their way to the closest meet where they can stand back and admire their shiny bike, intentionally parked next to some dirty CBR600 that's covered 100k and still runs well. The minute a cloud passes overhead they're straight back on the bike on the way home to re-oil the chain, polish the bike and watch some old MotoGP.

@terrible2u 2 жыл бұрын

I bought a 21 demo R1 last year. That bike only comes out on nice weather sundays for some black forest fun. Also have an 01 speed triple that i like to take to work, but still prefer good weather, since cleaning is a bitch and i like a shiny bike.

@deangodfrey-cooke9348 2 жыл бұрын

@@terrible2u I'm really fancying a Speed Triple as my next bike. How do you rate it?

@terrible2u 2 жыл бұрын

Current or older gen? The current one is an absolute blast, wheelie machine, feels light and nimble. The ones of yesteryear still like riding twiestes but feel way more substantial. IIRC, theres at least a 40kg advantage to the new one.

@deangodfrey-cooke9348 2 жыл бұрын

@@terrible2u I like the 2001-2003-ish models with the air scoops at the back. The prices are good and I think they've maintained their looks. I've been through the bonkers bikes in the past, nowadays I'm happy to look for something comfortable and decent looking but still with enough grunt to make me smile :)

@dantrombley8148 2 жыл бұрын

I love your commentary. You’re hilarious 😂

@sammorris9987 Жыл бұрын

Loved it 😂👍

@MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 жыл бұрын

I’m enjoying these no mercy thermonuclear hot takes from yam.

@samrichardson9785 2 жыл бұрын

triumph trident 660 as my first bike, I'm still loving it, is there a real reason to go up from here? I have pull when I need it, every gear I can twist the throttle and it will go.

@mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454 2 жыл бұрын

When I am working on my bike project I am a 35 yo man again. Motorcycling is actually making me younger. Now I just have to get my wife on pillion. Tall thin blonde, found her a beautiful set of leathers cheap. Just got to get her intrigued when she sees the Daytona. Thanks Yammie & thanks to all the guys and women riders who have inspired me. /s/ Matt’s dad, coming back after a quarter century

@noahjones9708 2 жыл бұрын

Looking to get my first bike soon. So nervous to pull the trigger but once I find one I like I’m getting it

@HarisLP 2 жыл бұрын

Try a Ninja 650

@jackmcinnis4510 2 жыл бұрын

Dont rely off of videos and stuff, go test ride them, made that mistake and ended up selling my first bike after test riding something different

@coldmillreport1677 2 жыл бұрын

Hayabusa

@dhowting 2 жыл бұрын

@RoadRage810 2 жыл бұрын

No riding experience? R3/Ninja 400/Z400/Sportster/Bolt depending on what style of bike you want Previous experience like dirt bikes or ridden on the road previously: MT-07/R7/ Ninja 650/Z650/SV650, etc. The biggest thing is to sit on a bunch of bikes and see what fits YOU.

@Force1Com 2 жыл бұрын

I'll buy the manscape if you shave my ba11s

@Hitman2679 2 жыл бұрын

My first bike was a turbo charged Hayabusa with around 310 wheel horsepower i bought from a marketplace ad - that bike was so much fun

@DonJ. 2 жыл бұрын

Yammie Noob went full Yam on these guys!!!! So true! 😂💯👍🔥🔥

@killroy2993 2 жыл бұрын

I'm still kinda the daily sport bike guy... Started that way, other bikes are great. I made my way back to one, two words. Back pack... More then one loaf w/Skippy. Or separate compartments so you don't crush the bread. And only getting two things is an excuse to ride. (Frustrating as traffic and parking lots may be)

@kmtdt2 2 жыл бұрын

Thats what I was thinking. The one loaf of bread is the excuse to ride. And I'll also go to a store 20 minutes out of the way just to get on the interstate... I mean because they have better selection

@theweakbeast7833 2 жыл бұрын

@@kmtdt2 I plan on getting my first bike soon and I definitely wont mind going out of my way to do some shopping errands for my mom real soon

@anthonygragg5576 2 жыл бұрын

How did you know I only paid 1k for my 250 and it has cracked fairings 😭 you got every thing right. And it’s a ninja 250r

@D31209 Жыл бұрын

You got me! Sport bike commuter. Great vid lmao.

@Lil_Smelly 2 жыл бұрын

0:13 Who the fuck is Iliyan Stormrage, sounds like a Russian WoW player lmao

@iLLtemperZ 2 жыл бұрын

Close, its a wow boss haha

@Lil_Smelly 2 жыл бұрын

@@iLLtemperZ Yeah ik but it's Illidan, Iliyan/Iliya is the Slavic version of the name Elijah 🤣, kinda like mixing up Mufasa with Mustafa

@iLLtemperZ 2 жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Smelly i did not even clock that haah what a dumbass i am, good ears buddy

@mpmagnussen 2 жыл бұрын

Track day jokes were funny pre pandemic but now. Seems all the tracks want the rich boys money from ferrari clubs etc snd thereby less and less bike days. Thee rich got richer and have more free time with ",working from home"

@Force1Com 2 жыл бұрын

before the rising lgbtq+2rr advertising, movie, and social media agenda paid for biden to be in office, tanked our economy, and went full assault mode on our government structure to assure we'll never recover

@Force1Com 2 жыл бұрын

have you checked under your ba11s lately? you may have a hair under them

@Force1Com 2 жыл бұрын

can't wait till I can post on Facebook again

@seekerhunts 2 жыл бұрын

now THAT is a TRULY deep fried thumbnail one can appreciate. +1 on this entry

@erikljung7855 2 жыл бұрын

petition to bring back the old outro music, I do fancy the "new" outros aswell just play it in the background for us nostalgic oldies here, enjoying beginner bike content even as we're shopping for our 5th beginner bike

@anonymousperson7889 2 жыл бұрын

I had a 600 going 168mph and speedo was accurate AF. Maybe only men can do it Tammy. Just admit you have never topped out any bike.

@powamoto 2 жыл бұрын

Yammie love the thumbnail 👌😍

@jaredsmith4944 2 жыл бұрын

Spot on with this video. All but one catagory vaguely described to me.

@mbpm6135 2 жыл бұрын

So much shade thrown in this video I have a better chance of convincing a cop that slicks are better than street tyres than coming out as a sportbike fanboy and not being offended. Keep up the good work Yammie.

@nahthravan Жыл бұрын

Went from a fully tuned cbr600rr (as in track version with the looks of the street legal one) to a standard vfr800 from 2016. best decision ever

@mynamedoesntmatter9013 2 жыл бұрын

Ima need one on the retro bike riders next pls. And YES THIS MUST INCLUDE CRUISER BOIS

@22dossantos Жыл бұрын

I'm the every day ride, I ride xj6 naked and I love but in 1 year I'm getting full licence and I'm saving for a supersp r1 I'm in love with yamaha I love your videos man 👏👏👏

@wanna_be_racer 2 жыл бұрын

Best video in a while 😂

@JRotten Жыл бұрын

I used to have a ninja 250r track only bike for years. On "open ride/open track" it was fun passing everyone in the corners. Sure it wasn't fast like my gixxer1, but if I wrecked it (occasionally) didn't cost much to fix. But 250cc racing was big years ago. It was amazing how many big CC racers ran this class first just to get the track time. Now play with a SV650 (just tired of working on the 250), and is more fun than my R6.

@ghostfuze1287 Жыл бұрын

Hey, I did prove my dad wrong with my 600. Told me because I have muscular dystrophy, I'll never be able to ride. Now I have an 05 zzr600 and ride it almost every other day (as much as my body will let me) damn proud of that.

@ACEPACE4469 3 ай бұрын

6:00 was one of the funniest lines I think papa yams has ever spoke

@AJ-em2rb Жыл бұрын

lmao i was a supersport daily rider for over 3 years. my first bike was a 500cc adv bike, but i totaled it early and replaced it with a cbr600rr and used that bike for everything until a collision sent it to the great beyond. after that i briefly had a 390 duke for the giggles before taking a break. now i ride a VFR800 and couldn't really be much happier

@danielreeves6485 Жыл бұрын

I learned on a 1978 CB 500 at age 12. Rode on the street at age 15 on an 80s Suzuki GS 450. Then in my 20s I got into sport bikes. 5 different Kawasakis. Now I'm 38 and sold my ST1300. After owning the Concours 14, I'm going backwards. Going for either a Ninja 1000 or an MT10 soon.

@guitarmike4ever 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao - I totally identified with your Panigale owner critique, minus the HP panic sell - 8K amazing miles on a couple 21 V4s and some track days YN - so there! 😂

@crusader41ify 10 ай бұрын

Loved the WOW nod. lol

@davidbreen4727 2 жыл бұрын

getting back into riding again, i ride a Honda Rebel 500. i understood about the last 5 minutes of this video. i haven't seen to many sport bikes like in the video racing on city streets, yes they probably do 20 over the limit, on the interstate i can't say. all i do know is my Rebel isn't made to go 150 mph. i have run it up to 85 mph, which is fast enough for me, the wind at that speed is ok, but the big bug that hit my face shield scared the crap out of me, i actually had to wipe the guts off the shield with my gloved hand to see clearly. so when you say we're going slow, maybe the sport riders are going too fast. and i do wear bright yellow riding gear, because people driving 4 wheel vehicles, SUCK when it comes to looking for motorcyclists. i do like most of your vids though, i'll keep watching.

@justinturk5035 2 жыл бұрын

YUP!! Put me in that Ninja 250 category..... after playing on it the last 2 years I decided ta order a Aprilia RS660 Stars and Stripes limited edition this year, should be here in about a month! I however plan on keeping my lil Ninja fer awhile and letting anyone who wants to learn play on it, and not gonna lie it's fun to bang through the gears and pretend it's a superbike!

@dirtroaddan1462 2 жыл бұрын

Dang, why are these so entertaining!? I wish I could talk that fast...😂

@rony.482 2 жыл бұрын

lol i used to ride a z250 2016 just like that. f*cking loved that thing, nimble and light and considerable power for a 250 too. switched to an sv650 2020 a year ago and loving it too, but still miss the "kid" vibes i got from the small z250, such a great and fun buke.

@iZai53 2 жыл бұрын

god damn yamie, you have 1m subs and you still use 3$ mic, i love it.

@Xxlibra1018xX 2 жыл бұрын

Question Yammie: okay, this is a bit like Pokémon, which category did you start out in and which one have you evolved into?

@wendycity99 2 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious you ragged on all of us especially my old a** Great video

@bengoel5019 2 жыл бұрын

That WoW reference was great! I always knew Yammie was an Azeroth bro

@brianeckley4388 Жыл бұрын

Clocking chicken strips so jucy the colonel is coming for you! That's the best line ever, I'm crying...

@fatrat137 2 жыл бұрын

LLLLMMMFFFAAAOOOOO 💀💀💀 you got my personality right off the bat like every point gadamn 😂 flip idk how you called that out so well

@suny_3922 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂 went from 250 kawi to 749! Now I’m the Ducati V2 guy hahahaha that rides to work in all weather 😅 awesome video 👌🙏

@brettsample1786 2 жыл бұрын

No matter what, if you’re on a sport bike you’ll fall into one of these categories. Don’t be ashamed, just own it and enjoy it

@JaguarBST Жыл бұрын

3:58 this moment startled me and made me flinch, because I thought for a second that there was something on the road and the bike was gonna hit it.

@cnoxcs6275 2 жыл бұрын

Nice wow reference lol , im trying to get my license for A ,in my country you have to be older then 24 to go for A straight .. and im ofc planning on buying a zx6r 2019/2020 lmao 🤣 but i fell in love with a place “La cruz verde” in spain im not trying to go crazy on highways lol

@scubastevedan Жыл бұрын

Revorse Mertgage, lol Yammie you crack me up.

@noahbartlett4381 2 жыл бұрын

I came for the cbr500r roasting, and left laughing at my old clapped out 250. 🤣

@cb175s Жыл бұрын

Great video Thank you for creating it. 😅😅😅 I'm 50 I rode dirt bikes all the time as a kid and teenager After that I only rode a few friends street bikes just to see what its like. Its was cool scary. Lol So I found snd bought the nicest low mile ninja 500 i could find. I definitely like it and plan either this summer or next to upgrade. It sll stil makes me s bit nervous because so many people drive like crap... Lol 😅