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Yandere Crime Boss Girlfriend Wants You Back [Audio Roleplay] [Mafia Vibes] [Chaos] [Desperate]
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Күн бұрынYour girlfriend is intense: a crime boss, potential serial killer, definitely not the kind of girl you bring home to mom! While she's a real tough girl with her associates, she's sweet as sugar for you! Unfortunately, her work keeps her busy--too busy for your liking. She's not paying nearly enough attention to you lately! So when you decide to take a break, she can't help but go overboard to get you back!
[F4A] [Yandere Crime Boss Speaker] [Willing Listener] [Rich Speaker] [Mafia Influences] [VERY Possessive] [VERY Protective] [Spicy] [Kisses] [L-Bombs] [So Many Gifts] [Taking a Break] [Spoiling the Listener] [Chaos] [Manic] [Desperate] [CW: Implied Violence/Murder/Action Sounds] [Rain] [Just a Smidge of Stalking] [And She's Slightly Terrifying] [But Weirdly Wholesome!]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: ItsEsmeJones
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
#asmr #audioroleplay #yandere
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@willc3697 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that the listener has been with her so long that all of her crazy features are just normal to us, so throughout this entire conversation, we’re perfectly calm and not even raising our voice at her for breaking into our sister’s house.
@willc3697 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine that we might be on a phone call with her just chatting about our days, then heard a bunch of gunshots go off in the background, we ask what that was and she just says “we’re killing off some hostages” and we would just be like “huh, okay. Anyway, I finished that LEGO set you bought me last month…”
@AC-sj5rj Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the calming speaking and going back to sleep not even worried about locking the door
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
"Babe, could you go do the mobster thing like, down the block? The bullets are ricocheting and I'm trying to sleep."
@neutralbrain Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio LMFAOOOO
@willc3697 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I think it would be more like the Mad Scientist audio, where she installed soundproof walls to the bedroom so her darling could sleep peacefully without being interrupted by the screams of her subjects. The second we bring up the noise thing, the next day she would call in a shipment of silencers and a carpenter to install some thicker insulation.
@imadgenius Жыл бұрын
"Stop bleeding out and answer for your crimes" is one of funniest, if not the funniest, things I've heard today 😂
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy to hear that! I do my best to deliver laughs with the audios I make and the scripts I choose; I'm always happy to learn when it works.
@viroszelmire1391 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the dynamic of “big bad crime boss who’s in a relationship with an adorable cinnamon roll”
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Me too! I think it was a wonderful script.
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they just hug them from behind and the roll squeaks like a squeaky toy
@xaythearsonist2003 11 ай бұрын
@@cristalmewtwo4160omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂
@AC-sj5rj Жыл бұрын
I like the part of her trying very hard with flowers and jewelry, it's not the money, but that she actually remembers what the listener likes
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed that element of the script myself! Like, they're very "basic" gifts, but purchased for sentimental reasons! It's a nice twist.
@jacket5191 14 күн бұрын
“It’s not always about the money It’s about sending a message” -heath ledger. Dark knight
@Dragonache21 Жыл бұрын
You can just imagine the boys at the end of the video all cheering for their boss now that they are no longer in danger of death if she failed
@cassiohenrique6815 Жыл бұрын
Y'know, I was think at the end that, despite not being Vel's style, if there was a "Oh thank god!" from far away at the end that this would've been perfect.
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
Just like that scene from episode one of owl house when the guards are cheering on the warden
@Dragonache21 Жыл бұрын
@@cristalmewtwo4160 yes just like that
@bruteboi73 3 ай бұрын
i imagine that one dude that was supposed to tell her about the date was shitting bricks when he heard "break"
@JosueHernandez-um4kc 2 ай бұрын
I Imagine Jesse Pinkman's voice in my head: "YEAH BITCH!"
@BirdieSenpai Жыл бұрын
It's heartwarming how genuine and sincere she is. Her heart is in the right place even if her head isn't.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
😅 I'm sure everyone around her is more concerned with where her grenades and blades are, than her head and heart...
@BirdieSenpai Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You know me better than that, Vel, lol.
@vetayamale1830 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio she has a grenade up someone ass or a knife in a guy’s dick, this is normal for us and the boys
@rubynall80 Жыл бұрын
It's kinda cute hearing a yandere being accused of emotional neglect.
@juliancuevas6728 Жыл бұрын
Listener is definitely like "She is f'ing wild, but I love her anyawy." Fun audio.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@QuietEcho3025 Жыл бұрын
Her energy is the definition chaotic but sweet, like Harley Quinn with a love life. Absolutely loved this one, hoping for more.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Maybe someday! We'll see if she ever makes a comeback. Thanks for listening!
@andrewjagodnik1480 Жыл бұрын
Omg that would be such a cool concept!
@burnslee1164 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was definitely getting Harley vibes at "We did it, boys, the BOSS AIN'T SINGLE NO MORE!"
@boahancock3461 10 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudiowe'll wait for her to come again.
@applerancher5329 Жыл бұрын
How could anyone every consider leaving this adorable dork of a crime lord?? I love her chaotic energy so much ❤️❤️
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Well *some* people get nervous around grenades, ~apparently~
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
One to many missed dates
@applerancher5329 Жыл бұрын
@@cristalmewtwo4160 you know what, fair, but I would raise you the extended cuddle period that comes after a shootout
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
@@applerancher5329 but I raise you staying at home worried sick on whether she's coming home alive or in a box
@applerancher5329 Жыл бұрын
@@cristalmewtwo4160 Again fair, but she's adorable and picks up her phone so I would (maybe) know if we have a situation or not
@George_W_Bush Жыл бұрын
“You love your historical antiques!” Ay she’s got me there, I’m a sucker for items of historical significance
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
It's good to have hobbies!
@ASMR_Junkie Жыл бұрын
Slowly coming around to the realization that these ASMR videos are just bedtime stories for adults, but that's not gonna stop me from enjoying the to the fullest.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Hey, grownups deserve fun story time too! Definitely beats joining a book club and reading literary fiction about...divorce and stuff.
@ASMR_Junkie Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lol accurate
@BanishedSilentShadow3318 Жыл бұрын
If she's this soft towards her bf than I can't imagine how pissed she is if another group of gang tries to steal her bf away as hostage
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Mobsters would tell tales of the ensuing bloodbath for generations...
@vetayamale1830 16 күн бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Random mobster grunt: A fucking toothpick... she killed everyone with a fucking toothpick *He says, laying in a pool of his own blood, as many bodies are hanging from their organs, with a laughing mobster Vanilla, as she continues to stab a female mobster with a toothpick*
@masonabbey6353 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy that the mob appreciates the listener for being a balancing effect on their otherwise intense boss
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I bet they're happy with ANY stabilizing force in the boss's life. Anytime it looks like she might screw up the relationship? They scramble to help fix it.
@zacharyeckert6611 11 ай бұрын
I kinda want to think that her enemies also help her fix it because she gets too crazy without the listener to the point they would beg the listener to get back with her.
@chaosdustandsteam1781 Жыл бұрын
So, I know this will most likely not be read, but I have to say this. I absolutely ADORE this audio. I love how the main character, the crime boss herself, is emotional detached and DEFINITELY unstable, but she does have genuine love there. It is also a little strange hearing. I have an idea for a crime boss audio since 2017, but I could never muster the effort or care to put the full work in to make a script. The audio was to be 5 parts, at which the listener at the end of part 5 made a choice for a good or bad ending. I just could never muster up the energy to do it. This audio had some the feel I would have made for that. Sorry for ranting. You did a really good job on this. Have a nice day.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
As a writer myself, I encourage you to write! It's can be a joyous activity, even though it can also be difficult, and I promise you words have no expiration date. An idea you had in 2017 is just as good now, and if you sat down to write it, no matter how long it takes, or how often the process goes in fits and starts, creating stories is always worthwhile!
@ZayZenBlaze Жыл бұрын
Aww she’s this combination of adorable, crazy and badass! And the seemingly split personality she has of tough boss, but sweet girl when with us is lovely!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I loved that contrast too, that's why I picked this script! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
@MrSHADOWANGEL999 Жыл бұрын
she's made us an offer we cant refuse
@carsonhowell3100 Жыл бұрын
At least we know she can pay for the broken door now
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
She'd go overboard and buy ten doors, knowing her.
@TheYounglingSlayer Жыл бұрын
She's got heart and I think I might be able to bring out the best in her if I can get her to abandon her life of crime. That's probably wishful thinking though. As always, Vel delivers!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Okay, but hear me out: if she stays in the life and you two get married, she'll be your wife of crime. Eh? Eh? Pretty good perk there, being able to introduce her that way.
@Shadders2010 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Sold
@LupusVirTV Жыл бұрын
"I can fix her."
@saulesalejos4483 Жыл бұрын
I imagine the listener being this really classy, smooth kind of James Bond of hero. And the mental image of him acting like a total Diva because his sweetly beloved didn't came to the anniversary of their first fight as arch-nemesis really is funny to me.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Smooth hero and his completely feral gremlin of a mob boss gf. I kind of love the imagined dynamic.
@Spaceman_VA Жыл бұрын
Okay the opening was genuinely funny. Your performance throughout is wild. Keep it up...🌌
@tjtharp603 Жыл бұрын
I got a chuckle 🤭 out of how emotionally vulnerable and violent she was able to be at the same time. Excellent script and great performance.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I was so happy to bring it to life!
@tjtharp603 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you are very welcome. I loved your Q&A. You sound like very interesting person
@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын
So, are we going to the restaurant that's actually a front for the organization, or an actually nice restaurant?
@bigpeacepipe9741 Жыл бұрын
But it is a nice restaurant, that’s how they make so much money
@willc3697 Жыл бұрын
That made me think of that one story I heard a while back about a mob group that had a pizza joint as a front, but the joint was so successful that they just stopped doing crime and just did pizza.
@trygveplaustrum4634 Жыл бұрын
@@willc3697 Good Ending unlocked.
@l0sts0ul89 Жыл бұрын
@@willc3697 it's pizza time
@burnslee1164 Жыл бұрын
Why can't we have both? If your nice restaurant is a front for the organization, you can eat while you work.
@zackihen4905 Жыл бұрын
I mean if she's willing to spoil me this much... I guess I can afford to let this slide. Love is worth fighting, or paying for. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@virtualcynical8515 Жыл бұрын
I love the Coarse, Commanding Voice you used for when she's not talking to the Listener. The kinda Gruffer vocal tone works well and adds ALOT to the character. Plus it sounds cool.
@Xenolord 8 ай бұрын
I love her energy. An absolute idiot when she's around her baby, but a big bad crimeboss the rest of the time. 'Stop bleeding out and answer for your crime' had me dying. Another wonderful story, Vanilla, I always love your stuff!
@cdp124 Жыл бұрын
k...so normally, I'm not huge into yanderes...but this one, I can't help but enjoy despite the murdering... Well Done!!!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I do a lot of yandere content like this, so I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it even though you're not usually into the trope!
@Tamasobro Жыл бұрын
Boss: “ I got him back boys, the boss ain’t single no more!” Henchmen 1: “ugh, this job doesn’t pay me enough for this s***…” Henchmen 2: “Hey at least the boss got him back…. For the 39th time”
@Reviewer2016 3 ай бұрын
Henchman 1: “yeah but theirs got to be better stuff for us to do then just help the boss with her love life.” Henchman 2: “to be fair if they’re together, the boss will make less threats of making sure they don’t find us in one piece.”🤡
@blo0dysmiles297 11 ай бұрын
I absolutely love her 😂 she so hyper cute while also being deadly, we need more of this character or more like her.
@Isharu Жыл бұрын
After smashing through the front door, I'm pretty sure the first thought that came to mind was. "I should have said walk through, not go through"
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Phrasing is important in situations like these, I agree.
@yhwach1976 4 ай бұрын
This is the first ASMR I've ever watched. That's actually made me feel like I'm in the shoes of the character
@realMrVent Жыл бұрын
I love those fireworks SFX in the middle of the gunfight lmao
@jessecarpenter1059 Жыл бұрын
I love your style of ASMR, I like that you use your "outside" voice instead of whispering or talking softly the whole time. It really helps convey emotion to the listener. Also I just love the cute little rambles of your talkative characters!!
@JabitNazmi Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about how they meet for the first time? From badass crime boss to possessive lover. It's really funny how she talk to her lover.
@Vampspacee Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO not the cutie ring tone ahah
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I wonder if it's actually cute-cute or if it's only cute by crime boss standards...
@Vampspacee Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio veryyy trueee now im curious XD
@aldente3868 Жыл бұрын
Just when I thought I was out. She _pulls_ me back in. Honestly though, this was adorable. In a homicidal mafia boss kinda way. Besides no one refuses Donna Vanilla! Especially when the offer is love!
@shinobuschild Жыл бұрын
Literally the whole time I was just yelling to my self ‘STOP SPENDING MONEY ON ME!!!!’ Loved the audio ❤
@FinePowderDumpling Жыл бұрын
I can just imagine our nephew just thinking, “Uncle is a chad.” With how tightly wrapped around our finger we have this woman.😂
@samanthahaecke805 Жыл бұрын
It might cut off circulation
@anthonymontalvojr.7250 Жыл бұрын
Tough bad girl, swears like a sailor, total badass.......yup, she's a keeper
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I agree!
@audiowall1644 9 ай бұрын
Love it! We need more chapters! We demand more chapters! HAHAHAHA!
@pundah7084 Жыл бұрын
Oh man not the toaster.
@primrosevale1995 Жыл бұрын
Who says you can’t be sweet and a boss-ass bitch? Seriously this is a wonderful story, can only hope we see more of her!
@zeeba3999 Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect combination of precious, hilarious, and just all around fun. Absolutely loved every minute of it - excellent work VV, and awesome job to the script writer as well!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun making it.
@TigerBlacks 11 ай бұрын
"I burn this fucking city to the ground... ... ... Oh, right there is a kid in this house. I- I burn this fricking city to the fricking ground!" ehm, that's not the point but I like the try xD
@JustABigDud Жыл бұрын
Sam really ruined our relationship because he forgot to remind Vel of our dinner date
@alkv7604 Жыл бұрын
God damn it Sam! You almost ruined our love!
@TheCobraKing209 8 ай бұрын
“She may be an obsessive idiot, but she’s my obsessive idiot”
@VanillaVelvetAudio 8 ай бұрын
That's the spirit!
@Red_anime6 10 ай бұрын
I’m in love with your voice, it’s so good❤
@NanaKe-a-etse-gj9ok 10 ай бұрын
Ik right
@cabreralejandro 2 ай бұрын
That "Hunny bunny" hit my heart 🫀
@fork3550 2 ай бұрын
This is what Fork is talking about! He knows it was made a year ago but it doesnt matter. Hes spent all night and morning looking for a yandere audio like this. Every audio he finds for yandere always is way too dark, ending in the R, drugging, or mutilation, which triggers certain fears and traumas and makes Fork all icky. This audio has a yandere who, albeit psychotic, is not blind to the listeners suffering and isnt the mentality of "well im happy so who cares". Fork thanks you
@theimpostorafungus1213 Жыл бұрын
Her: *jumps out of a window* Me: what a woman...
@zeldris1426 Жыл бұрын
This was so wholesome, in a strange way but wholesome at the end
@ThomasJ-ec7mb Жыл бұрын
This is a really good one. I listen to it about five times.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! I always welcome repeat customers.
@Lucas-be5so Жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers
@TorbenTalked Жыл бұрын
Fuck...I absolutely loved this audio and I know that I won't get a part 2 very fast 😭
@Grace21829 Жыл бұрын
Goshhh I love this, this is my 3rd time listening to it lolol
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
@mccloaker Жыл бұрын
When you lit your cigarillo with that dude's thumb, I was yours. How long I've waited for a girl with class.
@omaremoses3860 Жыл бұрын
This is the Best!... I can't stop listening to it again and again, Normally I don't listen Crime Boss ASMR. Thanks VV!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
@mariesyvian8187 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy her vibe
@N7Beowulf Жыл бұрын
I can't help but laugh at the idea of Stan, laying there half bled out trying to put a band-aid on a gunshot wound like "Hey! If anyone wants to finish me off it'd be better than what she's gonna do to me for forgetting her dinner plans!"
@V.V22 Жыл бұрын
You got me with the antiques there buddy because I LOVE my antiques!!
@mcfishfillet Жыл бұрын
This whole ep. is filled with humor, amazing job!
@user-zw6ld3nu1k 10 ай бұрын
This audiotape is gold! Never laughed so hard! 😂
@212Maciek Жыл бұрын
I wonder if someone will make this as a manga? Also reckless boss should be more carefull about where she is going.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Eh, she'll be fine. She only cut herself on the window a little, after all!
@Saibot_the_Noob Жыл бұрын
You know, amidst all this wholesome and scary insanity, I can just picture the listener just staring out the window as the Boss heads off just saying to themselves... "That girl is gonna be my end, Just as well I love her to death..."
@Shadders2010 Жыл бұрын
Now THIS is my kinda girl 💖😍 Gotta love them tough sisters!
@maxav1wolvman874 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for a sequel, or if there’s ever gonna be one that is…
@theshipper5797 5 ай бұрын
To be fair, she was willing to admit she may have been neglecting time with him instead of brushing it off, which is important in a relationship. Frankly I'd love to see a sequel that might touch upon them maybe being parents.
@SuperTunnelBoy 4 ай бұрын
Aw bless her heart she's trying so hard it's crazy but it's kind of endearing (I may have a problem)
@maxjensen7926 Жыл бұрын
Hello It's my first time watching your video I have to say You are really good actor and You have a beautiful voice I'm really looking forward to listening To your other videos❤️
@Storious-j9x Жыл бұрын
Okay why you're fine is eerily commonand pretty wholesome at the same
@rokuak Жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of my favorites from you yet! I was laughing and smiling the whole way through!
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
@ngabanski6079 18 күн бұрын
As someone who grew up with a parent whose love-language was materialism while I needed emotional love, this asmr hits hard. I just wanted to take the crime boss gf into my arms and say, "Baby, I love you. I love being spoiled by you. But right now, I just need some cuddles damnit!"
@francoisseguin772 Жыл бұрын
Though for a follow up. One of her gang try to kill the listener and she literally bring his head on a silver platter.
@francoisseguin772 Жыл бұрын
Rich and crazy, what a wonderful combination. Lol
@mrksimka1159 Жыл бұрын
Yandere, mafia girl. All that I love in one package. And on my birthday. :)
@MartialArtsForY Жыл бұрын
a part 2 of where the listener is kidnapped by a rival gang and she has to rescue you
@yhwach1976 4 ай бұрын
The best part in this was the boss aint single anymore
@hannahmetzger4880 Жыл бұрын
_Please make this a series._ :3. It's SO good!!!! :3!!!!
@autisticbearwoman9490 Жыл бұрын
Yoo this was awesome❤❤❤ I would listen to a 8 hour long video of this character so fun and cute lol
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to wait and see if this character ever makes a comeback.
@JackMercer666 Жыл бұрын
i just love her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her craziness is so funny
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed the audio!
@eijiroukirishima7108 Жыл бұрын
Her : So I can't just make girls from your work place disappear when it looks like they're hitting on you? Me : No you can we talked about this- Her : But- Me : And no taking family members and threatening them. Her : well ok anything for you darling-
@austinmccormick8952 Жыл бұрын
Well at least she can afford to replace the window she just broke
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Always look on the bright side! Even if it's raining into the living room....
@greninjaguy5264 Жыл бұрын
god I need more of her so badly
@samjohansson7242 Жыл бұрын
This is exciting can’t wait to hear this story and I want to say you perform yandere’s so well like how they talk and react with listener it is amazing 😊☺️
@mrsmug8686 Жыл бұрын
From the listener's view I think the spoiling got them thinking they're a burden and this break is just maybe a self journey to find an answer also crime boss
@azurekite2428 13 күн бұрын
That was absolutely top tier and so cute!
@thechefhammy7290 Жыл бұрын
I would literally pay you to continue this series
@iloveowls1924 Жыл бұрын
I always love your yandere
@lmaoo_145 Ай бұрын
Ima need another one of her she's HILARIOUS😭😭😭😭
@RiderCruise 7 ай бұрын
Dude, I need a fucking comic, a manga, a short film or something. This is fucking great
@anthonysaylor8120 Жыл бұрын
You know, I would be a bit. Uncomfortable. In their position. At least the one laid out at the first half. Because it would honestly start having the impression that she was just trying to buy my love. Like, dear God, the sheer expensive nature of those things would put me on edge.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I mean, I definitely get it! Personally, I break out in hives if anyone tries to buy me something that costs more than $50. But then again, I suppose huge, ridiculous gifts are part and parcel for a mafia girlfriend!
@s.o.q2914 Жыл бұрын
So, did we tell her there was a spare key under the mat and a spare spare key under the pot
@coreyodonnell1795 Жыл бұрын
Hope this continues so weird and funny 🥰❤👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it! We'll have to see if it ever continues, somewhere down the line.
@CleverFrenchName Жыл бұрын
Better to enter a house through the window after all people who enter through the front door have no imagination
@jackthorton10 Жыл бұрын
Doors are for amateurs… windows are for the pros, after all, no typically expects attack from the side
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
This is why I always enter a home through the chimney. Maximum stealth and element of surprise.
@jackthorton10 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio See, you get it Vanilla, that's why your gonna perfect when non existent crime boss comes in, you'll be totally prepared :)
@indexdotnet Жыл бұрын
Well when you put it that way, count me back in, but please fix the door at least.
@DVS-rb9wn Жыл бұрын
This was really sweet, really lovable.
@mastadonking3816 Жыл бұрын
"Why do I always get the crazy ones?"
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
(cue commercial jingle) 🎶 Yanderes! They do what-ev-er they want! 🎶
@mastadonking3816 Жыл бұрын
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@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
💀
@LupusVirTV Жыл бұрын
She forgot about the front door so quickly...
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Mob boss with severe ADHD, whaddya gonna do.
@oreocookie6094 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I love the crazy crim boss girlfriend she is the best! 💚🖤
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you think so!
@babayaga9862 Жыл бұрын
Wait how did you find me I was careful!?!?!
@ToxicCross1 Жыл бұрын
This is my second favorite video you’ve made after the five different personalities girlfriends
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