Yasha's deadpan jokes | Critical Role

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Some of Yasha's greatest one liners :)
Though Yasha is the least talkative one of the group, her quiet jokes deservedly grabs the spotlight on the most random of occasions.
PS: Ashley Johnson is a national treasure
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@toshomni9478 3 жыл бұрын

I love how she always has to explain that she's kidding when she's talking about killing someone.

@duranpredur1098 3 жыл бұрын

Most of the time it's because she is serious. She proceed to say it was a joke after sensing it was maybe not appropriate.

@dilemmarose 3 жыл бұрын

I mean she is the orphan maker

@neilweaver2356 3 жыл бұрын

She's a little *too* good at this deadpan thing.

@silverturtlewax2281 3 жыл бұрын

"Killed my family..."

@dynamicworlds1 3 жыл бұрын

@Alfonso The Lie Weaver there's another wrinkle for Yasha's case: You save kittens and don't ever actually eat them Yasha's profession involves killing people. That takes it to another level.

@eskimpertush 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley saying "I'm Yasha, I'm very important" wearing a shirt that says Daddy is a goddamn vibe.

@ashleycook6025 3 жыл бұрын

Beau: *trying to seem cool by being too cool*: I'm not important Yasha:(Fuck that imma step into this aloof space this bitch leaving) I'M VERY important.

@ASingingChemist 3 жыл бұрын

I love how her expression and tone doesn’t change at all whenever she makes a joke. Hilarious!!

@derammo_on_github 3 жыл бұрын

Yasha is the real Zemnian

@playerzero7890 3 жыл бұрын

great actress

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

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@thepopulargirl1784 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect deadpan delivery.

@melindawest3112 3 жыл бұрын

IF she is making a joke

@dasha9048 2 жыл бұрын

The best Yasha joke was in episode 4 (1:32:57) when she referenced lesbian scissoring. Beau: How about boulder, parchment, shears? Yasha (to Beau): I have a better version of that game. We can play it later. When I say I died, I DIED. And the fact that NOBODY caught it!

@Logan_Baron 3 жыл бұрын

Yasha: "this isn't actually the way I talk" Really? How do you really talk? "GAG ME WITH A SPOON MRS HENDERSON" Would have been awesome.

@atelalafford4794 3 жыл бұрын

ashley can really go 4 hours straight saying bare nothing and come out with the funniest shit ever everytime

@vanessaasman8047 Жыл бұрын

She's got practice from season 1, since she had to be in and out so often due to work; You have to get your jokes out quick. Internet connection can easily ruin a joke and she did it well :3

@zoethornton7665 3 жыл бұрын

Probably the greatest deadpan joke taken out of context: "I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under a bridge" -Yasha Nydorin, The Orphan Maker

@yanderegirl0666 2 жыл бұрын

You mean the Orphan Taker, now hen

@WithASideOfTibbs 3 жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon." *Liam and Talesin immediately press their faces into the table*

@TroySpartan247 3 жыл бұрын

and Liam is typically good as staying 'in character', but DAMN does he crack hard

@phantom31017 3 жыл бұрын

I am fairly new to “Critical Role” and have noticed that there’s a bit of a running gag about crayons, would you mind explaining the joke for me? Out of context it’s hilarious, but I have a feeling it’s better knowing the story.

@alecLogan 3 жыл бұрын

@@phantom31017 In this case it seems to be related to an off-camera joke between them. Though I’ve also heard that someone said she (Ashley) looked like a teacher earlier in that episode when wearing a sweater.

@phantom31017 3 жыл бұрын

@@alecLogan Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me. 😃👍

@chromegaman 2 жыл бұрын

@@phantom31017 They are all the time releasing new merch, including printed shirts; having worked with a shirt design company before, I know newly printed shirts tend to smell like melted wax, so it's perhaps a reference to them inspecting new merch and enjoying the "fresh from the print" smell that accompanies them.

@resdamalos 3 жыл бұрын

Yasha's Hideous Laughter.

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@redpie7345 3 жыл бұрын

@@babaogun2081 shut up pls

@sarahm829 3 жыл бұрын

I want to like but it's at 69

@dhawkeye4439 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahm829 you can like now

@tychogoedhart286 3 жыл бұрын

I rarely realize how surprisingly different Molly and Cad's voices are, even Tal's laugh is different with each character

@Mactav3 3 жыл бұрын

Thats a voice actor director for you

@EgorKaskader 3 жыл бұрын

Unless you count the crow laughter, but that's Taliesin himself

@canniloni 3 жыл бұрын

i love how yasha’s sense of humor is different from ashley’s and she still manages to pull it off so well

@Pablo360able 3 жыл бұрын

listen, if ashley johnson can act a character who can take a bite out of a raw onion, she can act anything

@Cruzzzie 3 жыл бұрын

“I smell like a crayon” holy shit that’s the best line ever

@Joker8pie 3 жыл бұрын

I love how all you hear for a second is just wheezing from every single cast member.

@antares1038 3 жыл бұрын

Can you explaine the Joke because i dont get it 😬

@halloweenfan158 3 жыл бұрын

Henrik Rock it’s just to be funny, because she smells like a crayon

@chromegaman 3 жыл бұрын

@@antares1038 There was no joke there, just the deadpan delivery of a line no one at the table expected coupled with the wild imaginations of the players jumping to wacky conclusions.

@madeofmandrake1748 3 жыл бұрын

@@antares1038 I heard somewhere that it was because the cast joked off-screen about how crayola crayons used beef fat as a main ingredient. She's basically saying she smells beefy in possibly the most ridiculous, roundabout way possible.

@DocAcher 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm Yasha; I'm very important." MOOD.

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@gabebernhard4601 3 жыл бұрын

I love when Ashley says something (like the crayon bit), and then has no idea what she just said or why, and is just utterly confused at herself

@caseygriffin7664 3 жыл бұрын

like om nom nom

@pixelqube3274 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes i feel its just ashley being herself and honest. Like Yasha wasn't even joking but it comes off that way and she doesn't recognise it as such but goes along with it cause it made her friends happy.

@theamericanbenis6314 3 жыл бұрын

You can really feel that 7 charisma charm with Yasha and it's amazing

@dboyzero 3 жыл бұрын

every time she does this i think of that clip from steven universe, "garnet, master of comedy."

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@tomaszskowronski1406 3 жыл бұрын

there's actually a lot of them considering on how many episodes Ash-o-lee was out chasing criminals and decrypting tatoos. She's quite a joker.

@harmony8623 2 жыл бұрын

She has so many funny ass lines in blindspot for sure. And all the critical role references, I lived for them

@Adam9172 2 жыл бұрын

God damn, nearly a year and I still buckle at "I smell like a crayon.". Liam absolutely abandoning ship with that faceplant is the icing on the cake.

@Marhathor 3 жыл бұрын

The lack of killing my whole family has thrown me under a bridge. May not have been a deliberate joke by Yasha, but still, that was gold.

@kaitlynwickham6237 3 жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon" always jumps into my head after I've been working outside.

@seraphinaedan1033 3 жыл бұрын

I love these moments, another fave wasn’t line but an action. Matt describes like a long dead bug under a bed or table that Yasha finds and no hesitation “I eat it” I fully lost it

@ChevaliersEmeraude 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like 2 jokes are missing, that I remember very well, from the live-show episode: 1- [Fish Market] is my Favored Terrain; 2- "You can certainly try" Although they are a bit of meta-jokes, they still count, no? :p EDIT: Oh, also, someone pointed out in the comments: The "throw you under a bridge" line! :P That wasn't in there either! lol

@rainonwings 3 жыл бұрын

also that little moment when they met beau’s family and they were weary of nott around TJ and yasha says “he looks very tasty”

@mrworld8494 3 жыл бұрын

@@rainonwings i want to see that clip 😂

@AustenFugitive 3 жыл бұрын

Also "Well they're they Mighty . . . Nein" to Pumat Sol when she first meets him.

@Pablo360able 3 жыл бұрын

“you can certainly try” is a DM classic

@captin3149 3 жыл бұрын

'Throw you under a bridge' wasn't really Yasha's joke though, it was more of Nott confusing her and Yasha trying to fit in. (ICly of course. The whole exchange was hilarious so it's easy to feel that it needs ot be included)

@copycrow4486 3 жыл бұрын

2:30 Yasha's "I smell like a crayon," line. It leaves everyone dying for 40 seconds. My god.

@WithASideOfTibbs 3 жыл бұрын

Liam and Talesin immediately laying their faces against the table upon her saying it is also great.

@PokeBattlerJaze 3 жыл бұрын

Liam tried so hard to hold it and was like “nah, nah, breaking character too funny”

@CheyeW13 3 жыл бұрын

i love that it took yasha a while to feel comfortable enough to start joking and at first she had to clarify when she was joking but after a while they've begun to learn her humor, it's so sweet

@MsYakYak94 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Yasha's "Babies are very tender" line wasn't on here. Then again, I guess we don't actually know if she was joking, since she never elaborated. Anyway, I adore Yasha's weird sense of humor, it's great.

@GoldnDusty 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely adore Caleb’s little “S’pretty good” to her stable joke, because I can’t tell if he’s being nice to a friend or he is genuinely amused by it, which is very in-character.

@benjaminoechsli1941 Жыл бұрын

Yes! Caleb is such a good boy. 🥺

@michaelnagel2205 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley/Yasha adds so much to the dynamic of the group. Her deadpan delivery is just so on point.

@jcoonie2 3 жыл бұрын

I love seeing liam just lose it instantly and hit the desk with his head around 2:35 at the crayon joke. Def a big reason why I love watching the show vs listening to podcasts the cast is so nutty with their reactions.

@asifloserface 3 жыл бұрын

I love Yasha's deadpan humour so much.

@frabjuosity 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley mentioned at some point that she tried to give Yasha a bit of a Scandinavian accent, which gives this an extra dimension to me as a Norwegian because our way of doing sarcasm is completely deadpan delivery with no change in tone. When I lived in England I would constantly have to explain to people that I was joking, and I was like "uh I thought you guys considered yourselves the home of dry sarcasm???"

@razmataz13drums Жыл бұрын

I get that a lot and im English living in england. Theyre supposed to be my own ppl, but nope

@iagonatan901 3 жыл бұрын

The "Guys... (strikes a pose) Do you see me?" had struggling for air the first time I saw it

@MusicsInMySoul977 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Yasha's humour is the sarcasm that no one gets because it's so straight forward.

@dealinginfiction 10 ай бұрын

One of my favorite moments in all the campaigns is when Yasha says she smell like a crayon and the immediate reaction everyone has. How each of them create the same, but the manner in how they react is a reflection of who they are. These are all best friends and it's adorable.

@etiennemarquis28 3 жыл бұрын

**inhale deeply** "I smell like a crayon" I died XD

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@sarahm829 3 жыл бұрын

The comedic timing of "...I smell like crayons" just DESTROYED ME

@bamcki991 2 жыл бұрын

Let me remind everyone that Yasha's charisma is 7.

@amberpdavis 3 жыл бұрын

Yasha is so great, I’m so glad Ashley is back for good

@rileylarkin1254 3 жыл бұрын

God, Ashley's poker face is MASTER CLASS

@francisdoherty5580 3 жыл бұрын

New spell for a beginner bard, "Yasha's hideous laughter." All players within earshot receive 2d8 Pun damage. Lol

@peter_parkour 3 жыл бұрын

Matt's fatherly laugh of approval 😂

@seanmcgcostumes 3 жыл бұрын

I'm genuinely surprised that "it's my favorite terrain" isn't in here.

@MARINA-ze1fe 3 жыл бұрын

4:00 Ashley just made a Last of Us reference 😆❤️

@fishwad2077 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god i was so confused by that one but that makes so much sense

@drlaackenstein 3 жыл бұрын

There's that 7 charisma.

@Octobers1086Own 3 жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon," is still my favorite line from C2, so far. Ashley's improv skills are incredibly great.

@therealneal9980 3 жыл бұрын

God I forgot “I smell like a crayon” and how it broke the cast

@vebo1337 Жыл бұрын

I now realise after Campaign 3 how much of a genius actor Ashley is. Well there's also Ellie but yeah.

@lucar6897 3 жыл бұрын

To the people talking about the lack of ‘just killed my family...’, [fishmarket] is my favoured terrain’ and ‘you can certainly try,’ my best guess as to why those aren’t in here is because the video is specifically Yasha’s jokes, not Ashley’s. (First one as it was unintentional by Yasha, and the other two because they were meta-game jokes)

@hannahtuck7144 3 жыл бұрын

Why did I ever dare to forget about "I SMELL LIKE A CRAYON"

@beedlebur 3 жыл бұрын

the delivery of "I smell like a crayon" is just perfection

@mgs464ps3 3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious, though what really hit me while watching this is the radical change in body language Taliesin from playing Molly to Cad.

@neilweaver2356 3 жыл бұрын

In moments like these, I just love watching the top table dissolve into hysterics.

@Faith276 Жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon" more like YASHA'S hideous laughter

@abbyj2783 3 жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon" *Liam fucking dies*

@drlaackenstein 3 жыл бұрын

I just love how "I smell like a crayon" breaks EVERYONE!

@jnewman69 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for making this, love all of these moments!

@glimmerpearl_ 3 жыл бұрын

"i smell like a crayon" will always and forever be the best yasha one liner

@orderlysummit3449 3 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: This is why we love Yasha

@chromegaman 3 жыл бұрын

There should be a compilation of all the times a one-liner destroyed the table's composure, and "I smell like a crayon" should be at the top!

@WireMosasaur 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this, the yasha jokes are a rare gem and they kill me (and my whole family) every time

@rainonwings 3 жыл бұрын

YES FINALLY AHH!!! i’ve been waiting for someone to make this!! i absolutely love yasha’s humor.

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@grilledleeks6514 3 жыл бұрын

Everyones reaction to "I smell like a crayon!" is so pure... xD

@yoko3182 3 жыл бұрын

*Deep inhale* "I smell like a crayon."

@kcscorner7382 3 жыл бұрын

The best line she has ever said: "I smell like a crayon". That shit makes me laugh every time!

@Hellscrap3r 3 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that no one was expecting her to say that and you can see it on all of their faces. So good.

@SeerOfTime577 3 жыл бұрын

In this household, we love and respect Yasha.

@ashkorfrost987 2 жыл бұрын

Ashley "I smell like a crayon" Johnson

@TheKrilicious 3 жыл бұрын

Yasha: "I smell like a crayon!" Rest of the table: *Dies!*

@phillipgathright8001 Жыл бұрын

Love how the "crayon" joke just destroys Liam...😅🤣😂

@groundchele 3 жыл бұрын

I love Yasha so much

@07dki 3 жыл бұрын

absolutely noone: Yasha: Let's kill them Yasha: Just kidding

@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 жыл бұрын

I think the way she makes jokes is one of the best because you can never quite tell if she is joking or not.

@quentintubb 3 жыл бұрын

sam missed that pun.. "disregard beureguard"

@ha7ard822 3 жыл бұрын

"I smell like a crayon." Still has me in stitches.

@KristenWood317 3 жыл бұрын

"It's a joke, guys. It isn't a real thing." ...ha. Says you, rock harp goddess!

@FerreusVir 3 жыл бұрын

Smelling like a crayon, easily one of the greatest lines in the history of CR.

@christopherbacon1077 3 жыл бұрын

I still want to know, WHAT COLOR CRAYON!?!

@darvixgaming1686 3 жыл бұрын

“I smell like a crayon.” Gets me every time

@jamiesunshine8836 3 жыл бұрын

I fuckin forgot about Ashley and the Crayon bit and I was crying. xD

@Styxintheriver 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley: I smell like a crayon Talesin, Marisha, and Liam evaporate on the spot

@austinhagen8781 3 жыл бұрын

2:23 for those of you who can for the crayon line

@bg3929Z 8 ай бұрын

2:07 *insert vastly different sized books meme here* "CR Campaign 3" vs "CR Campaign 3 if Yasha had acted on her impulse"

@piperbird7193 2 жыл бұрын

Yasha not understanding how sending works is one of my very favorite running jokes of C2.

@cosigmatic6281 3 жыл бұрын

She’s trying her best!

@ShardReaper 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Ashley is back full time because I forget how fucking funny she is as Yasha

@elskabee 3 жыл бұрын

the compilation I didn't realise I wanted but so desperately needed, thank you!!!!

@EvanWorden1 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized Laura and Marisha changed rows. Don’t know how I missed that before.

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@juxhex 3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR THIS I LOVE HER

@TheSpectacledSteve Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Campaign 2 to be animated just to hear those jokes

@swordude40 3 жыл бұрын

Precious baby

@Baraz_Red 3 жыл бұрын

She does not talk often, so that was fun to watch again.

@herz5159 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley Johnson is underrated

@Whatzerx 3 жыл бұрын

this is amazing, thank you so much

@alexlodervo 3 жыл бұрын

Words cannot begin to describe how much I love Yasha omfg

@davidparkes7741 3 жыл бұрын

Did we ever get the crayon smell story?

@babaogun2081 3 жыл бұрын

@Nemisionn 3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@kassandrajeffery7035 2 жыл бұрын

Yasha: "I smell like crayon." Liam: Breaks character and dies lol

@sandonmynips676 3 жыл бұрын

You did gods work. Thank you!

@TheShoo 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE this!

@joshuatidrick1940 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly never knew that Ashley was in the Avengers, a background character, but still

@marcusisraleis1161 3 жыл бұрын

I smell like a crayon, best one liner ever

@Lichdevoihr 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making this ^^

@crestfallensunbro6001 3 жыл бұрын

I live (I think) Matt's *_WHEEZE_*