Nothing hit it home harder for me than when , a few weeks back, my friends, wife, and I all went to see an Ozzy cover band. Dinner, some drinks and a night out with friends? a rare treat indeed. We meet at a restaurant and they seat us. Menus are handed all around and then it happens. Everyone at the table pulls out their readers....I looked around and realized...yup... we're old now. To all you 50 year olds that I made fun of for being "OOLLDD" when I was young... I offer my sincerest apologies.
@nicoleizard2965Ай бұрын
😂haha
@samuelgarrod8327Ай бұрын
I hit fiddy in January and my eyesight is still almost perfect, as are my bullshitting skills.
@maddhatter3564Ай бұрын
Ozzy, the Geritol Tour...lol (JK I'm that generation as well) Now we HAVE to turn the music up.
@AfterDeath1986Ай бұрын
You old man 😂 see ya in 12 years 😂😂😂 reply here then ill update 😂😂😂
@andrewnapier171Ай бұрын
I went from eagle eye vision, straight to bi-focals! It felt like it was almost over night!! 😮😅
@maddhatter3564Ай бұрын
ya someone stole our superpowers Dude.
@WolfingtonStanleyАй бұрын
My dad said to me when I was young, "Son if you interfere with yourself you'll damage your eyesight" I said "Dad I'm over here"
@Hat_UncleАй бұрын
I think it's fun that my brain interprets what I'm seeing due to poor vision. It comes up with some doozies as substitutions. See all sorts of "Freudian Slips" when reading things. LOL
@maddhatter3564Ай бұрын
bad vision AND dyslexia makes it real fun. lol
@or1750Ай бұрын
I remember a time in my younger years where a gaseous odor (fart) was just that: an odor. Now I have to think about it before I release just in case!
@lmb1962Ай бұрын
Yes, you have to be careful of the dreaded shart.
@arcanewyrm6295Ай бұрын
A couple too many farts that end up running down into your socks will give you a whole new sense of caution, indeed. 😆
@dreadcthulhu5Ай бұрын
Wait until you have to be careful when you cough or sneeze so you don't pee yourself. That is if you don't already.
@or1750Ай бұрын
@dreadcthulhu5 nope, not yet!
@alewis8765Ай бұрын
This one stings. Two years ago I started wearing readers. Now they're all over the house and car. It's on the checklist of things I need when leaving the house. Below keys and wallet, just above pocket knife and backup pocket knife. I now wear button-up shirts with a pocket, just so I have a place to keep my reading glasses when I'm not wearing them. I'm wearing them right now, as I type this. It started at the same age my dad started wearing readers. So the cycle continues.
@joeybell90Ай бұрын
Got my first pair or reading glasses at 48. Converted to a Kindle now for the convenience of bigger font. I'm fooling myself really. 🙈
@Daeraug81Ай бұрын
I have been wearing bifocals for about four months now. I was too stubborn to get them the year before, but I had to just get over it and buy some.
@vrShroomyАй бұрын
I damn near cried when I realized I had to hold my phone out further to read a text message.
@BulldogbikerАй бұрын
I used to be the range retraining NCO🤬... I could knock down an ant hill at 300m..... NOW I'm only 20/20 in one and 20/25 in the other😓💯🤣😂✌️🪖🇺🇸
@ryimscaith1593Ай бұрын
I'm grateful for my glasses. Because I need them to see crap close up. Which means, I can still see that deer 300 yards out crystal clear for that perfect shot. That I need to put on glasses to read my bills isn't that irritating, as I really didn't want to see them anyway, but here we are.
@narff1878Ай бұрын
I always had glasses... now i have bi-focal's... getting older sucks.
@jesseyarber5020Ай бұрын
Your messages are incredible. Keep up the good work 👏
@tylermurry7633Ай бұрын
Thanks for the reminder about how harsh the aging process is...just now 40 and haven't left the house without readers in 4+ years...for some of us it hits harder and faster lol. Here's to good genetics for those of you lucky enough to have them 😂😂😂😢
@jamesleclair842Ай бұрын
Well this 1 miserably hits the nail on the head.
@silverjohn6037Ай бұрын
I was finally able to afford to get the laser surgery for my eyes in my early forties and it fixed the distance vision wonderfully. Still needed to have glasses for reading though;).
@arcanewyrm6295Ай бұрын
I don't have readers yet (46yo), but I do need them. I am also near sighted and I wear normal glasses for that, but recently I've noticed my distance vision is starting to get worse. I'd be perfectly fine with having Lasik and still needing readers - as long as I could see clearly at a distance without corrective lenses.
@silverjohn6037Ай бұрын
@@arcanewyrm6295 It's been around 18 years since the surgery and the distance vision is still 20/20.
@pamplachte5089Ай бұрын
Leaving the phone home while going out is a wonderful thing.
@reachandler3655Ай бұрын
Children, enjoy your health, energy, eyesight, hearing, and mobility while you still have it!
@TheDougdittoАй бұрын
I had better than perfect vision until I entered my 40’s. Now, for the last decade and a half, I have had progressive lenses. Thankfully you can turn the font size up on your phone up to ridiculous proportions.
@dbackscott29 күн бұрын
I’m in trifocals, and I still have trouble reading small text, like ingredients lists on food packaging. I have a couple food allergies (thankfully mild)!
@sebastiannegron79Ай бұрын
I mostly blame the military for my declining vision, long hours in a dark room looking at a green and black display.
@billssmithy7352Ай бұрын
I have to take my tri-focals off to read with my one remaining "good" eye.
@darinbennett3638Ай бұрын
my wife and I have readers all around the house and as I say...we have become they.
@akdragonАй бұрын
last year went from good vision with contacts going to needing contacts AND readers
@martiantexan7632Ай бұрын
I was always near sighted, now I'm far sighted too. Wth?
@irishtheblackАй бұрын
I wish my Grandma was more specific about eating carrots improving vision. I was eating them thinking I'd become an xmen or superman with xray vision
@jelkel25Ай бұрын
Have you seen some of the books printed in the 70s and 80s recently? I picked one up in a second hand store not long ago, it went straight back on the shelf, the print was minute. We're lucky We're all not wearing thick coke bottle bottom glasses. Yes, i use reader's and no i can never find a pair when I need them!
@CT-nb5lmАй бұрын
Yeah i recently accused(to the wife) that society started making the print smaller cause i cant see the ingredients no mores.
@freebird-dana8829Ай бұрын
I admit to taking pictures on my phone. They just have to make the print so small. 😂
@danieljonhson6367Ай бұрын
I'm 53 years old and my vision is perfect but my arms are too short 😂😂😂
@thenutty3806Ай бұрын
I'm so there! Just got my first cheap pair from Walmart!
@darrennew8211Ай бұрын
Yep. That's ATS syndrome. Arm Too Short syndrome. You tend to get it the same time you get Dunlop's disease.
@LoveAlwaysWins333Ай бұрын
I've always needed glasses.
@randywise524127 күн бұрын
I needed glasses since I was 12. Nearsighted and astigmatism. My eyes are better now after the Lazic surgery. Still need reading glasses though.
@wolfhodgkinson6866Ай бұрын
Next episode: when you open your bathroom cabinet and realize it looks more like a pharmacy.
@surewhatever8843Ай бұрын
There is a Dr Seuss book about aging. You’re welcome.
@braddoty55Ай бұрын
The plus side is, that as your vision gets worse there are many more attractive women. Probably attractive at least.
@captainblack3043Ай бұрын
I'm going to be level 43 possibly 44 this June. I just don't care what age I am anymore I'm just happy to be here .
@Zimke42Ай бұрын
I needed bifocals before I was 40. Now I'm 50 and kind of need trifocals. What the heck will I need at 60? Probably cataract surgery.
@mobbcentral467529 күн бұрын
I mean my vision has been dog shit as long as I can remember
@johnhorton9637Ай бұрын
A few years ago I went to the eye doctor after the testing the doctor looked at me and said as we get older things don't work as good. I looked at and asked your telling me I need glasses right? He said yes. Then I went to the eye doctor again 4 years later and she said the same thing . I looked at her and said the other one said the same thing you did. She said yes you need a different pair of glasses. I asked like what she said bifocals . I said ok. She handed me the slip and said you know where to go . Down the hall on the left got it.
@chadfalardeau5396Ай бұрын
I've been wearing glasses since I was 11 so I'm used to them
@TheeBlackWitchАй бұрын
@Dadbod, I have no idea what you're talking about. I got my first pair of glasses when I was still a kid! My right eye has always been weaker then my left eye. Needed glasses to even things out.
@josephcollins1607Ай бұрын
At least you still look awesome in yours DBV lol 😂
@tomgauntlestrangeАй бұрын
im gen X. Ageing is just more and more red lights flashing to life
@goliyth5134Ай бұрын
Nothing is wrong with getting older. It is all just warranty work.
@danielstewart7163Ай бұрын
I turned 40 and 2 weeks later i had bifocals. That sucked.
@lisalee9182Ай бұрын
Shoot I wear tri focals!
@KarlFreudenreichАй бұрын
Amen, brother! Rearranged and cleaned up my desk area today. This netted me five lost pairs of readers. I’m now back up to my full complement to have at least two pairs on every floor of the house.
@grampaj3416Ай бұрын
Yep have readers every where now.
@dalecrummie5818Ай бұрын
My Eye Doctor told me there was nothing wrong with my eyes, my arms just got too short.
@Daniel-dc4xmАй бұрын
Just yall wait, it gets better. Baahahaa
@user-hs3ts3qs7gАй бұрын
Just face it America...life sucks and there's no turning back. We're like that wheel of cheese that we chase down that steep hill...case closed.
@laffing_hwhiteeАй бұрын
Nope I can't see for shit - 😂😂😂
@high62609Ай бұрын
I can't see a menu anymore....sigh
@mamabear3903Ай бұрын
It's funny how things you made fun of as kids, you kinda find sexy when you get older. Such as glasses🤓
@marlberg2963Ай бұрын
They have really good lasik for that now
@jaredkeefer8053Ай бұрын
I have to put on my readers in order to read the comments! 😂
@maddhatter3564Ай бұрын
sad day when i was 44 and realized i needed bifocals.
@danielswart5168Ай бұрын
That's why I don't read
@bigk4755Ай бұрын
LOL! Reading glasses are but the first step down a slippery slope which you will have no control over how far you fall or where your eyes end up. Is your optometrist talking about the floaters in your eyes yet? It is estimated that perhaps 50% of adults will have to have cataract surgery before age 60. That is a serious wake up call that screams “Damn I am getting old”.
@radiationravenАй бұрын
#GenXMeToo
@user-dt6zo6xc5rАй бұрын
Or use your kids to read for you
@SCDriver-Leo66Ай бұрын
Bahahahaha hahahaha haha OH MY! ON MY! OH MY! I miss my laser sharp 20/20 vision. 🥲🤪😇