YesMalz Goes To Trial | Episode 175 | NEW RORY & MAL
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Жыл бұрын#NewRoryNMal #YesJulz #Mayweather #djdrama
From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this all staged? What wasn’t staged was Conor McGregor knocking out the Miami Heat mascot. Would you drink your girls pee? Lil Durk’s removed verse takes an interesting turn. Unfortunately, Drake’s name gets into another incident following DJ Drama getting robbed in Toronto. It’s time for voicemails. Somehow this becomes a discussion of how little Rory is attracted to white women and why Mal thinks it’s appropriate to drop moneybags on girls' IGs even if he’s in a relationship. The insecurity conversation is prime Mal. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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@alexcreated Жыл бұрын
1:11 This episode starts off with court 👨⚖ 22:22 Home Depot Girl 🖌 25:57 Zion throwing bands 💵 31:18 Floyd Mayweather vs John Gotti III 🥊 47:55 NBA Youngboy never lied/ Conor McGregor 🤣 55:54 Grand Turismo in real life?!?! (Cool story) 58:59 The group discusses Drake/Durk 🚿 1:17:18 Voicemails 1:44:06 Mal breaks the simulation 🤣 1:59:42 Wild Voicemail 💀 2:03:54 Sports 🏀 2:07:30 Quincy Reese Jr/Outro ***Please show support, give a like and a sub👍🏾***
@thabowtie Жыл бұрын
Gracias
@alexcreated Жыл бұрын
@@thabowtie De nada amigo 👍🏾
@dmck8516 Жыл бұрын
Rip to the young man Quincy Reese Jr 🙏🏿🙏🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿
@jaymar3276 Жыл бұрын
The
@jaymar3276 Жыл бұрын
The
@dajuannadechelle Жыл бұрын
When Mal slipped up and asked Rory "You date outside your race" as if Rory was black, I died! Cause it was so innocent and made sense at the same time. That whole segment was hilarious!!!
@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын
W’s in the chat
@leenaholly40 Жыл бұрын
YO😂😂
@southside-hornbaby5325 Жыл бұрын
Mind you his type is Kelly Rowland skin colour too lol his been around him for a while and forgot, it’s not the norm
@chi_town83fool Жыл бұрын
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 He forgot Rory was white
@wes7949 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?? 🤣🤣
@RoundTableTalkPodcast Жыл бұрын
It’s clear as day why Mal has been single for the last 15 years.
@theblacknaruto Жыл бұрын
I think u should listen to 1:44:25 again because u clearly didn't.
@taydavis8888 Жыл бұрын
Crystal!
@axemexa1 4 ай бұрын
Bro definitely hasn’t had girlfriends before 😂
@813entertainment9 3 ай бұрын
Does Mal like women?
@therealharshlycritical Жыл бұрын
Mal was tight about that moneybag shit.
@ill-nois2282 Жыл бұрын
Rory saying Mal is Yesjulz’s Zion Williamson is crazy lmfaooo 😂
@CAUECSU Жыл бұрын
This is just a reminder that Mal has THE silliest opinions on race. The world is not the Bronx
@mina_ixfp1270 Жыл бұрын
YES! Also world, please know that there are people from the Bronx who DO NOT subscribe to Mal's POV. I wish someone would take the time to have a real conversation with Mal about the history of colorism/anti-blackness in the US AND abroad (e.g., Latin America, Asia and the Middle East). Maybe then Mal could understand why some of us have a problem with other POC using the "n word" so freely? He might even understand why YesJulz was condemned for (among other things) asking the internet if she could wear a "Niggas lie a lot" shirt before attending a public concert. Bitch huh???? Finally, if someone could explain the difference between race, nationality and ethnicity to both Mal AND Julian, it would be much appreciated. I really want them to understand how Ana de Armas, YesJulz and Snoh Alegra could qualify RACIALLY as white women here in the US, despite being ETHNICALLY "diverse" (e.g., Cuban, Italian/Puerto Rican and Iranian). Just saying.
@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын
“The world is not the Bronx” is hilarious Lmfao
@southside-hornbaby5325 Жыл бұрын
There is only one race🥴 ethnicity their norms depends on where they live. He is right, I have experienced both.
@khristianpeel7165 Жыл бұрын
@manbeekooSame. Im from Philly too and the N Word is definitely used by Latin folks around here. And like he said, it's all about context.
@swayrodd Жыл бұрын
I'm from CT & Latinos ain't never been pressed about saying the N word..it's been a part of culture in the hip hop world..now ppl wanna act super woke & act like Latinos is racist for saying it...i stopped saying it for argument sake but alot of ppl tryna act extra woke about shit now a days
@Simmethegreat Жыл бұрын
Mal on trial = comedy 😂😂😂
@cubesteak3040 Жыл бұрын
This show is getting a lot better. Been a listener since day one I’m glad to see the progression.
@soloooo3420 Жыл бұрын
Julien talks like he’s so unimpressed by everything and nobody is worth wasting his breath 😂😂
@ariesraine4 Жыл бұрын
Julian saying Sally's is the beauty store for Black women just made me yelp out loud in this library 😂😭
@laurenjackson2810 Жыл бұрын
This is how you know Julian doesn’t like Black women romantically or have them around platonically
@ChynnaKeys Жыл бұрын
Told me everything I needed to know 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ReallyHimnotthem Жыл бұрын
Fuccin hilarious 🤣
@ReallyHimnotthem Жыл бұрын
Idk how many episodes it’s been like this but I literally just noticed the mic stands 😂🤣 1:45:02
@jasminedorsainville1112 Жыл бұрын
SAME!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@beloneawards7013 Жыл бұрын
Mal is cappin this whole Podcast..From saying Yesjulz can say ninja,..😢 to Drake gotta make a statement on Dj Drama getting his chain snatched,..and Boxers should jump in the octagon with Mma fighters...This Ninja probably on another juice cleanse and is light headed😂😂
@jasminedorsainville1112 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@moe216 Жыл бұрын
Mal out of his depth talking about relationships 😭, do not take that man’s advice 🤣
@hooligan81666 Жыл бұрын
"Block university" was great 😂😂
@ariesraine4 Жыл бұрын
BU! lol
@SJ-tx5go Жыл бұрын
Idk how I feel about Mal 😂 7 years later. I be right herr with him on some things and be looking at him with a side eye on other things 😂
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
“You wanna go eat?” 😂😂😂😂 it’s so hard for us men out here like social media changed the game !
@frazierlori89 Жыл бұрын
Mal ain’t got the smallest “back” either , so I appreciate him putting that into a “we” context, great save..and great episode …😂💯
@Theflyesttruckerukno Жыл бұрын
Mal be wildin, super cap. Never bin in a relationship 😂😂
@Tyler_ThaTruth Жыл бұрын
theres no way he hasnt been in a relationship but no way has it been a serious one cause really said he wont change for a woman and dont care if she flirts with other men, thats cap
@joshuamckoy436 Жыл бұрын
Mal saying "Hell no!" In response to a Swedish woman being white is hilarious
@wuuudidit Жыл бұрын
him pronouncing her name like that is even funnier fr
@southside-hornbaby5325 Жыл бұрын
She is irani lol I’m in Sweden and she is not considered white. She isn’t black but they consider her the others they dislike equally.
@TooMuchBodayInnaPants Жыл бұрын
Mal: “i’m not insecure.” Also Mal: “absolutely not. My girl can’t go to a podcast with her male bestfriend. Idc if I’m not interested in the show”
@smackboardstv Жыл бұрын
Let me guess …. Mal don’t understand what everyone is taking about
@ruvikelly5563 Жыл бұрын
Mal money bags breaking up relationship is crazy 😂😂😂
@thembelangayi3674 Жыл бұрын
Mal was pressed about the whole Yes Julz situation
@ARTOFFICIVL Жыл бұрын
"outside of ya race" was mad funny
@xandermartin2118 Жыл бұрын
Mal went off towards the end, how niggas mad at a girl telling me good morning ?! 😂😂😂
@staymadloser7754 Жыл бұрын
Are you black saying the nword
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dailynewsplug6967 Жыл бұрын
Yo Mal going off is Top 5 Mal Moments all time 😂😂😂
@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын
Facts! Mal went off but he was right!
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp 👀
@quanboiii Жыл бұрын
@@brieljones231:44:00
@Yooooo91 Жыл бұрын
He was cooking
@domino8995 Жыл бұрын
They hit a nerve with mal lmaoo
@shadthagod8033 Жыл бұрын
Someone get Dr Umar on the line 😂
@ShutUpAndBump Жыл бұрын
😭😭😂😂😂
@Ellew9837 Жыл бұрын
😂😂💯💯💯
@imniceyaknow Жыл бұрын
1:23:44 “ladies and gentleman…we got him” 😭😭😭
@DkimDatDude Жыл бұрын
We need to start making Julian raise his hand when he wants to speak..... 🤣🤣🤣
@devonthabeat8041 Жыл бұрын
“Got ‘Em……. He’s A Chocklit Lover!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that final voicemail rant on Mal....guy who sent it is nuts
@raphaeljoseph6952 Жыл бұрын
Dude was super fuckin funny
@adrianjacobs5444 Жыл бұрын
Rory's defence of Mal is crazy he's pressing him like he the DA.
@shadthagod8033 Жыл бұрын
We need answers
@leenaholly40 Жыл бұрын
As he should!!
@JRodWroteIt Жыл бұрын
Mal did that shit… Whatever they accusing him of, he did that shit… He couldn’t contain that emotion at all during this episode 🤣
@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638 Жыл бұрын
I like how Mal pressed Rory about preferring to date black girls...they press Mal 2-3 times a show...plus Rory was full of shit...😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joeytaylor7568 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t think about men before 3:30 PM Eastern standard time” This nigga Mal is GOATed
@kinghaki3000 Жыл бұрын
It should be a crime that this episode doesn't have more views. 😂😂😂😂 Also, the idea of Mal branding the women he sleeps with. Using the money bag emoji is INSANE.🤣😂🤣😂💰
@alexanderchaplin2459 Жыл бұрын
Mal going crazy at the end of the episode needs to happen more 🎉
@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын
I'm with Mal! You out ya fucking mind if you think I'm gonna ANYONE 107k a month! Zion is tripping!
@gceruzzi8282 Жыл бұрын
He is ruining the market smh😂😂
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
@@gceruzzi8282shit is wild bruh like they don’t think like that
@haitianballer14 Жыл бұрын
Zion is tipping *
@jamiest.patrick9794 Жыл бұрын
Demaris definitely believes in that “Happy wife, happy life 💁🏾♀️”. Her weight gain take was crazy😂
@tevinfindlay3071 Жыл бұрын
edin’s response to Mal saying he’s not stubborn 😂🤣
@Runmindrun Жыл бұрын
That “thanks Shaq” joke from Rory was gold folks don’t be getting his humor bruh I swear 🤣
@FoodTherapy97 Жыл бұрын
“That’s sexist” “I know” 😂😂😂😂
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
I died 😂😂😂😂
@ARTOFFICIVL Жыл бұрын
"if she get fat, she get fat" - room erupts and boos demaris
@samvolriejrforalina2633 Жыл бұрын
Mal stubborn as hell
@shadthagod8033 Жыл бұрын
Rory played a decent lawyer 😭😭😭😭
@oladeebiazazi4538 Жыл бұрын
He did😂
@marcellmyslak9058 Жыл бұрын
😂
@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын
@1:44:20 Mal response was the greatest and realest in the world!! 🤣🤣🤣
@thedissilent2548 Жыл бұрын
Mal’s usual takes aren’t consistent with him being okay with his gf commenting some kind of vague emoji under every attractive guy’s post
@TheBrowserAcct Жыл бұрын
If anyone was offended, they must just be new to Mal. This is par the course.
@eddiemurray3978 Жыл бұрын
All those money bags is nasty!!! 😂😂😂
@rhetoric3701 Жыл бұрын
Mal is soo hard to produce, I see why Joe was frustrated
@Blessed1RG Жыл бұрын
That part
@emmetmahoeny957 Жыл бұрын
Wdym
@ronnelC. Жыл бұрын
Julian-"would you take her on a date?" Mal-"yea why not.. I've taken plenty women on dates" 😒😒 DAWG, you know what he meant by him asking you that. All that extra shit after "yea" was unnecessary lmao. "Not in a sexual way"..SIR
@briandorsey7144 Жыл бұрын
Mal lives in a fantasy world.
@shadthagod8033 Жыл бұрын
Mal got emotional bout the trial that nigga guilty jest keep it 💯 😭😭😭
@thisizamra Жыл бұрын
I don’t remember the last time i laughed that loud and hard while being alone in the crib. I didn’t even know i could still laugh like that Im in tears honestly 😂 2:00:55
@TrapMizz Жыл бұрын
Condoning and caping for this white woman or any other person to say the N word is insane Mal. You gotta tighten up brother cause that’s insane. Let Rory come in there talking about wassup my n***a and see how the episode go. And everyone just electric slides by that 🥱
@s.0.u.p896 Жыл бұрын
Depending on where you’re from or where you grew up people who are not black saying the N-word is not that big a deal it’s just not. New York, and most of California are extremely multicultural, and the only people who are condemned for saying the N-word are white people.
@josephjames335 Жыл бұрын
@@s.0.u.p896 but yulz is white so I don’t see your point
@TrapMizz Жыл бұрын
@@josephjames335 they contradicted they own point 😂
@CASSOLITO Жыл бұрын
Dude from Houston who stopped talking to a girl because she follows Mal and met him at a show is a sick individual LMAO Saying "I cant compete with his knees" is fuckin insane 🤣🤣
@briandorsey7144 Жыл бұрын
Mal may be alone the rest of his life.
@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын
The emotion Mal showed today is equal to all his time on JBP😂😂. The man will never be married lol.
@MyWillBeDone Жыл бұрын
Whoever do y'all thumbnails is half goat/half sick
@ShamariLite Жыл бұрын
Mal kept it G!! Passed the side 🥷 test wit flying colors 💯
@Odd1x Жыл бұрын
These episodes been on 🔥 last month or so
@slammgucci Жыл бұрын
rory is dying laughing !!! lol mal wildin!!!
@haloman12300 Жыл бұрын
I would never spam emojis in a random girls comments, I guess I’m just wired differently
@MrOhioPlayer Жыл бұрын
Mal talking about I'm wired different.....My Ninga you're almost 50 throwing money bag emojis
@supergalaxygodstar Жыл бұрын
Great episode, guys
@mical2great Жыл бұрын
While mal going off is hilarious its even funnier when u know hes wrong😂😂😂. Ask mal how many money bags he put under Lizzo pics or chicks who looks mid af lmaoo. Nigga put 💰💰💰 on only fine ass chicks then gonna say his girl would be trippen if she asked him to stop
@thatolouw2336 Жыл бұрын
Best thumbnails in the game 😤
@ShutUpAndBump Жыл бұрын
There is rarely a way to have the weight loss conversation that isn’t offensive or won’t cause emotional discomfort on some level. The proper thing to do is have the conversation and spend time/days afterward doing things that ensure the woman understands you are still interested in her but want the best for her and you.
@Groovy_ish Жыл бұрын
This pod is getting better..Keep cooking Mal
@egm2266 Жыл бұрын
Mal is wylin, he clearly jaded and that moneybag convo hit close to home. Its just certain stuff you do while you single that you dont do while you in a relationship. Especially some petty stuff like emojis
@wes7949 Жыл бұрын
Is he the one taking emojis too seriously? Or is that you?🤔🤣
@egm2266 Жыл бұрын
@wes7949 I'm married. I don't care what Mal does. There is a reason he's been single most of his adult life though. Everybody doesn't believe in marriage and that's cool but to have no serious long term relationships pushing 50 is weird🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
@toneofmyvoice Жыл бұрын
Love that ya spoke on Gran Turismo 💎
@djksquallzz Жыл бұрын
| Spectacular Episode, Outstanding 😂😂😂
@jaiwest3387 Жыл бұрын
bc of social media everything is a performance now..mal speaking factz
@spj718 Жыл бұрын
Mal is too cool for everything
@sbabymoney3204 Жыл бұрын
His episode was Golden!
@Tyler_ThaTruth Жыл бұрын
you would have thought mal invented the moneybag emoji the way he uses and defends it lol
@robmc.3361 Жыл бұрын
Mal like for white girls to call him niggaaa
@nateilebode Жыл бұрын
Between Mal’s money bags and Larry June’s oranges no one is safe
@nfiniti257 Жыл бұрын
Julian sounds more... "colorful" than he looks. *SpongeBob hands with the rainbow*. 😂
@Cooley254 Жыл бұрын
He's a "chocolate love"😂😂😂😂
@CocktailsandaMovie Жыл бұрын
I love Mal”s perspective about insecurities. Come healed! 💰💰💰
@nymlessblackbean3522 Жыл бұрын
I've never seen Mal this tight before....he really doesn't see how wrong he was..the whole entire episode he was just wrong.
@francisandoh7904 Жыл бұрын
facts. Mal was massively incorrect this whole recording.
@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын
@@francisandoh7904 he was but got damn he was killin me 😂😂😂
@dopehousemedia617 Жыл бұрын
Na y’all been podding man. Love this show
@dublife572 Жыл бұрын
"We have a professional relationship sir." "Gross." 😂😂
@23kingelijah Жыл бұрын
Mal look like my dad when he used to sit me down for a “talk” with his hat off, and that fit on. 😂
@imniceyaknow Жыл бұрын
1:11:29 takin off your shoes after entering someone’s house is UN-common? so y’all just got people walkin around ya crib wit outside shoes on?
@Brandonforever21608 Жыл бұрын
Mal without a hat is like Mickey without the ears
@riseonthetrack Жыл бұрын
WILD😂😂😂
@DesireStRyan Жыл бұрын
" come to me fixed and healed " realest s(badword)t ever 😂😂 💰 💰
@A.J-416 Жыл бұрын
and really......is it insecurity or.....Security!!! on your behalf. because the way mal is talking his wife has permission to CASUALLY flirt.
@Patsdawter Жыл бұрын
We in here lookin crazy is insane!!!! Mal is hilarious 😂
@domino8995 Жыл бұрын
Mal looking like Chris from the wire w/o that hat on and outfit. Great episode
@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын
It’s respect man. Mal ain’t been in a real relationship
@gilfordmccormack8140 Жыл бұрын
Shaq " I can have the Buick to you tomorrow" lol 🤣🤣🤣.
@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын
What’s the Ms Hill poster for? Just decoration or something more?
@LboogieEntertainmentTv Жыл бұрын
Mal was extra emotional this episode I wonder why
@whoever8131 Жыл бұрын
Mal you tripping…
@livsluxlife5172 Жыл бұрын
Mal thinks everything is an insecurity and probably wouldn’t admit to his own insecurities
@Gassaone Жыл бұрын
He hot offended when Joe called him insecure
@ForeignHawk Жыл бұрын
Mal tripping with being ok with non melinated people saying the n word. Fam will stand so firm on some silly shit but this you ok with 😂
@broncoe78 Жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mal: We in a simulation
@lawrencericho3635 Жыл бұрын
Mal on Boxing v MMA is worse than Charlamagne's sports takes😅
@livsluxlife5172 Жыл бұрын
Mal act like he don’t know nothing about nothing
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