THE ORANGE LADY SOUND LIKE A DYING CAT XDD

This is still better than Justin Bieber

Play this on a Chinese Server on CS:GO

He is being kept against his will

God lives in Heaven because he fears what he has created on Earth...

is it bad i watched the whole thing at full attention

I translated... Just to clear things, she is insulting her brother.

Better love story then twilight

You mean yet another AWESOME asian music video.

I never knew how much I desperately needed this in my life.

someone should make these songs into ringtones for tablets and cell phones

Why isn’t this a meme yet...

Pumping this on Beach Road with all my windows rolled down. F%*# yeah

Translated: Please visit our noodle shop We no money We no good camera Canon No SD card more More money when you buy hot spicy noodles from shop our

Rest in peace, Ears!

This is hilarious and perfect for micspam. I'm pretty sure this guy hates his life singing songs and he's like what has my music come to?

Sounds like Lois from Family Guy xD

Even he has a gf... and i dont ... QQ

I must say! What a wonderful singing voice this female vocalist has. My windows, fine china and antique glassware like it as well, they are cracking up.

this is heaven

Why is this my favourite song?

Somebody please save this man!

this song reaches back into my skull and milks the seratonin from my brain, i can feel it dripping down the back of my throat

I wonder if they think our Western music sounds funny?

Kahn from King of the Hill XD

From the very first second, I keep desperately looking for a knife to cut off my veins

Two cats in heat.... amazing title 😂😂😂😂😂

thank you for putting this back up

YAAAAAAAAS!!!!! I don’t know why they are screaming, but it’s giving me more LYFE than Beyonce’s Homecoming!!!!!

good micspam content

omg face @02:14

brain damage

Then everyone realized, this is what Kahn was doing before moving to Texas.

That lip syncing though

I’m crying

I think this song is pretty good.

so bad but still cant stop watching this wtf

3:32 cop that feel my dude

I was severely depressed...... Before this song came along

Are they yodeling?

Translation; Both are fur cats Fuwang, brother is not too high I can also move my eyebrows Looking at you from head to toe A front reed bag Like a gourd bun Fuwang sister is not very high The waist of the water snake Take a quick look in the mirror Like a cat in heat Little brother talks to my father I’m so angry how high I want my tail I just teased you with a few words Xu just press the wall drum Xu will kill by watching the wall Talk more funny Come on board at night No brother, I just rolled oil Come to hold your waist down in the fore Brother is 18 this year Only one changed milk teeth last year Everyone is a great guy Brother, you’re a dewy duck I heard that sister 17 Only one milk tooth is missing I have 17 flowers Little sister is only less than a month Tell you yingluck, you want shoes I’m here to pull and have a surname baby Xu is not a boy You are not a boy I said no pull is called pull Fu wants me to go to your house I’m going to your bed calendar Two races to see the waves of winter mel I went to my little brother’s house yesterday See my brother go pick melons Pick two no more less I ask you if the melon is ripe I went to my little sister’s house yesterday My little girl asks me a dragon melon Yang melon is not mature enough Well known shares will come out and me But you are crazy, you are crazy What do I think Xu said teach me to practice qigong What do I think Martial arts Deranged gongai Both are not old If you can’t make it you can’t make it Little sister sent you to death I only spent half a night with you I feel pain everywhere Well done The first time to eat is to enter the business door Look at the front door and back door model Stand upright If you can’t make it you can’t make it Brother is a bad man Move your feet and hands to make nerves The door of life does not enter the back door It will be done in the end Ying was afraid of pain when she gritted her teeth Make sure the order is ruthless Ying gave the little brother a waste of spirit Send brother to dafajia There is a river below the foot of the wave D take a rinse in the small river Ask brother to give Ci Le Beads send my little brother to the feet Small river fish is meant to be thin Small body is best

My windows are cracked. I swear they were perfectly fine before i played this vid

It must've been hard for him to ever come out back in the days

He looks very uncomfortable.

Quazar brought me here.

Asian square dancing

This wil be blasting at full volume in my car with my windows down and I will headbang like a crackhead trying to open a jar with their head

Made me emotional ;-;

Was preparing some food, suddenly i lost all appetite

Yet another good music video for my drama assignment

This video makes me rethink my life choices 😲😵😲😵 .

THE BEST SONG FOR MICSPAM EVER

They are suffering so much... :(

Royal rumble 2017: 00:00

Rest of America: "We speak English & Spanish!" California:

This is why i want to learn Mandarin chinese...HAHAHA

asian version of aunt Zelda (from Sabrina the teenage witch)

What's with the random "whispering" he does at random times in the song? 😂

This is close to what my neighbours play. Shazam fails me, but this is getting there.

Why are their voices sooo high pitched and shrill?! OUCH! I'M WEARING HEADPHONES FOR CHRIST SAKES! 😒😖😒😖😒

Coronavirus had me at

It's like he says: Help!

OMG I wanna be just like them! My music on my KZfaq is trash compared to this! These are musical orgy geniuses!! 😄❤️

this is one of the most hilarious fucking things i've ever seen. i damn near sprayed seltzer water all over my screen when the lady first started signing.

WAIT IS THAT THE SONG FOR THE INSERT ITEM HERE TRANSLIOTION MEME FOR CHINESE

don't mind me just moshing to this.

Were my ears just raped

The girl's expression is like a big "If you know what I mean".

At least they have a pleasing timbre to their voice.....

10pm I thought I was going to sleep now it’s 3:39am and I’m watching this

I had to turn the sound down quickly for my cat's sake.

Yes indeed singing with your dresspants shirt and tie in the middle of a forrest is very normal

All of these videos go on and on and on

I have a feeling there is a translation in there that is, "Why the fuck am I wearing a suit in the middle of the woods?"

Haist my stress is gone and I feel alive.Thanks to this video

This sounds like a parody of Chinese music, but it isn't one.

When you find out on your DNA Test that you're 0.01 Chinese.

For better sound effect put your headset on with full volume.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IT'S PERFECT!

that constant ALLALAMAI ME part..... it haunts me at night

Look at the guy's face, 'oh god, when's it gonna end!?'

Someone is torturing chickens, by the sound of it.

Wow. Where do I begin? The melody, the fidelity, the production values...

Hahahahhahahha!!!! Sound like when I kicked my neighbours cat when it was scratching my car!!!

They told that guy "Smile, or we take away your rice"

Anyone have a name for the band? Trying to get some iTunes action

she thinking of dinner

This is why alien dont want to visit us STILL.... XD

sounds like whale shrieking, dont get me wrong, whales make sounds that are amazing, but when a person sound like a bird/whale shrieking its disgusting to the ears

"aw aw aw" my ears hurt! *don't listen to this with headphones and full volume!

Fun fact: This song is older than most of the people playing Roblox.

Got headache 😭

The person who knows the lyrics can be granted $1000 dollars

as soon as i heard her voice i busted up laughing

It reminds me of chewing on tinfoil while licking a 9 volt battery!

This unironically slaps tbh

this is amazing

This is what happens to musicians that were bad in their lives on earth. They have to listen to this for eternity In MUSIC HELL.

That's my jam.

all I hear is *something something* *_Alala_* *something something*