YOU ARE / NOT THE FATHER MOMENTS! / MAURY / (Black People Version)

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Жыл бұрын

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@phoenixmichaels
@phoenixmichaels Жыл бұрын
Man KNEW he was the father, and insisted on BEING the father, and all that entails. In a world with too many deadbeat dads, looking for any reason to escape responsibility, this man runs towards it. That's a man folks. He will do well as a dad.
@riverselive_kdmz_8458
@riverselive_kdmz_8458 11 ай бұрын
😂
@mst1740
@mst1740 Жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for those babies. I hope they never see how bad their parents acted on tv.
@cadrollhunting3564
@cadrollhunting3564 Жыл бұрын
you realize that this show and all shows like this on tv are staged and those are all actors?
@rachybaby72
@rachybaby72 Жыл бұрын
@@cadrollhunting3564 They're not actors.
@jarroddavid8352
@jarroddavid8352 Жыл бұрын
@@rachybaby72 I definitely think they are.
@rachybaby72
@rachybaby72 Жыл бұрын
@Jarrod David I don't. They may be acting, but they're not paid by the show.
@cadrollhunting3564
@cadrollhunting3564 Жыл бұрын
@@rachybaby72 they are paid. Many people participating as actors came out on reddit over the years, they are normal people receiving a small amount of money, around 200-500, to participate in this show. Almost all reality tv shows are completely scripted, even things like antique roadshow, pawn stars or survivor. It is an absolute exception for a reality show to be not fake, Alone on history channel is one of the only examples.
@Mike_For_Sure
@Mike_For_Sure Жыл бұрын
“Maury got the best job in the world!!” 😂😂😂
@MrTee12
@MrTee12 Жыл бұрын
But Vana White has the easiest job and gets paid millions
@scovyaporsha
@scovyaporsha Жыл бұрын
The Guy in the glasses is cracking me up. He's so disappointed and disgusted with these humans.. 😂😂😂😂. ❤ you guys. From London, England
@cynthiahurtado638
@cynthiahurtado638 Жыл бұрын
Friendly suggestion guys, be aware that we can see you “scratching”.
@endonyxoneaudio8644
@endonyxoneaudio8644 Жыл бұрын
@@cynthiahurtado638 "scratching"
@nicoleembry8477
@nicoleembry8477 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rochellelove3785
@rochellelove3785 Жыл бұрын
I was agreeing with his statements.
@zyongslife
@zyongslife Жыл бұрын
I loved this show when it was on. It was my birth control! lol
@johnwray393
@johnwray393 Жыл бұрын
100% this show did more than condoms. Pull OUT!
@LA_HA
@LA_HA Жыл бұрын
​@@johnwray393 Or opt out
@ElBucho24
@ElBucho24 Жыл бұрын
"They're about to be homeless! Poor ass!" 😂😂😂
@viviennedunbar3374
@viviennedunbar3374 Жыл бұрын
I feel sad for the children that will see this in the future.
@michaeltipton5500
@michaeltipton5500 Жыл бұрын
His show was the best part of being home sick. I loved it when he said "You are not the Father". Some of these Women sleep around so much they can't even keep track.
@cecilhunnicutt7053
@cecilhunnicutt7053 Жыл бұрын
Right, they are making a fool of themselves calling the guys names, saying oh, I know he’s the dad then the results come out, you are not the father LMAO, it was the best
@joniselbe7072
@joniselbe7072 Жыл бұрын
Yep,but so do the men. Feel so sorry for the children.
@michaeltipton5500
@michaeltipton5500 Жыл бұрын
@@joniselbe7072 Yes the kids are in the middle for sure.
@joshuatempleton9556
@joshuatempleton9556 Жыл бұрын
there is a woman that has been on maury 13 times looking for the father and still didn't find him.
@Zenith_Nulls
@Zenith_Nulls Жыл бұрын
@@joshuatempleton9556 Ok thats next level 💀
@a_marie
@a_marie Жыл бұрын
We didn't have cable growing up so when we were sick at home, this would be the show we would watch and would react to the crowd. It was great lol!!😂
@elizabitty213
@elizabitty213 Жыл бұрын
Yup sick days for me were this, the price is right and my grandmas soap operas 😅
@AJ-bu4yv
@AJ-bu4yv Жыл бұрын
I'm sick at home watching this now lol
@tylerriojas6250
@tylerriojas6250 Жыл бұрын
" they can't afford condoms, they're going to be homeless" hahaha
@GrapeApe2018
@GrapeApe2018 Жыл бұрын
You guys brighten this old lady's day, and I just want to say thank you. 🌞
@gregkelly6150
@gregkelly6150 Жыл бұрын
37 year old white guy from Niagara Falls, NY here…big fan of your guys’ content. So cool to see the younger generation discover new music/videos for the first time. You guys are funny as hell, and even more importantly, you guys are open to new ideas and critiques of political/societal issues and approach them with intelligence and pragmatism. Wish y’all all the best in the future!
@Rockys_handle
@Rockys_handle Жыл бұрын
Viagra Falls*
@loganbothma9822
@loganbothma9822 Жыл бұрын
Cartier Fams the Stuff, wide variety of everything ♥️
@fuji_nnn
@fuji_nnn Жыл бұрын
​@@Rockys_handle bruh
@robertapascal6962
@robertapascal6962 Жыл бұрын
37? So so old. 😊
@riverselive_kdmz_8458
@riverselive_kdmz_8458 11 ай бұрын
​@@robertapascal6962no lmao? Thats literally middle aged. Old is when someone's over then 50 u dummy.
@moneymike473
@moneymike473 Жыл бұрын
Patricia needs to take a lie detector test because ain't no way she's 23. Maybe 33. Or 43. 😂😂😂
@classic-kool
@classic-kool Жыл бұрын
She needs to keep her legs closed...
@tiffanykim2773
@tiffanykim2773 Жыл бұрын
Listen 😤 everyone ages differently 😂
@jayar7436
@jayar7436 Жыл бұрын
She a hard 23! Lol
@cosmo588
@cosmo588 Жыл бұрын
I think guys genuinely are shit at knowing peoples faces. Patricia looks like she’s in her 20s. Y’all are blind asf lmao
@kristkreep6668
@kristkreep6668 Жыл бұрын
Wow, I feel so bad for the kids. How can you not know who the father of your baby is. So sad.
@Nb123022
@Nb123022 Жыл бұрын
Awe....this brings me back to high school. We'd always leave school to go have lunch and watch this and Jenny Jones😆
@AlishaJH89
@AlishaJH89 Жыл бұрын
I used to stay home from school (pretending to be sick) just so I could watch Jennie Jones! 🤣🤣🤣. Loved when Rude Jude was on there. I was like 8 years old and deemed him as “my boyfriend” 😂😂😂😂
@AlishaJH89
@AlishaJH89 Жыл бұрын
Jenny****
@samantharose1144
@samantharose1144 Жыл бұрын
4:29 SHE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR 🥧. Old crusty 53 year old Pie.
@michaeldomingo9878
@michaeldomingo9878 Жыл бұрын
i found it really surprising how much the people on this show sleep around, that they can't tell who the parent of these children.
@sandramason6795
@sandramason6795 Жыл бұрын
It's sad women don't respect themselves any more than this!
@murphybrown1366
@murphybrown1366 Жыл бұрын
Come to Europe where it is a 1000 times worst
@cosmo588
@cosmo588 Жыл бұрын
@@sandramason6795 true, but also the men. You need 2 to tango. People need to learn some discipline and responsibility, and keep their pants on.
@tdub102
@tdub102 Жыл бұрын
there was one lady that had like 5 guys tested and still couldn't get a hit. and Maury said, trying to console her, "if you can think of anymore men it might be, bring em on, and we'll test them"
@UnicornOfDepression
@UnicornOfDepression Жыл бұрын
Daryl's a true G for stepping up to be a dad to his kid. Most dudes would have stepped out, or just let the new BF think it's his kid.
@bigjay123
@bigjay123 Жыл бұрын
Then Maurey is like "Alright now don't get on her, she's been through a lot" "Yeah a lot of d'xk.
@rachybaby72
@rachybaby72 Жыл бұрын
😄😄😄
@tianam.964
@tianam.964 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@skavenengineer9084
@skavenengineer9084 Жыл бұрын
"u are not the father" women: 🏃‍♀ men: 🕺
@The_English_Pels_Fan
@The_English_Pels_Fan Жыл бұрын
Used to love watching this in the 🇬🇧...love the energy! Go Pels! ⚜️🏀
@carmonlyons8077
@carmonlyons8077 Жыл бұрын
Lessons I've learned from Maury ...get a DNA test if it's a hookup..... legally move heaven and hell to see my child, no woman would ever keep me from seeing them
@rochellelove3785
@rochellelove3785 Жыл бұрын
Get a DNA no matter what at birth, not just for hookups.
@0kaykay0
@0kaykay0 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching you guys reactions 😂. Y'all make my day.
@KC-ni5gw
@KC-ni5gw Жыл бұрын
He doesn't drink milk, so he can't have kids. 🤦‍♀️
@katiElyn305
@katiElyn305 Жыл бұрын
I cried when Maury show ended. I can seriously throw out quotes from people who have been on this show.
@IronLungProductionsOfficial
@IronLungProductionsOfficial Жыл бұрын
You guys crack me up! haha Love from Australia! 💚
@Yank0907
@Yank0907 Жыл бұрын
Each and every video y’all put out is gold. Keep it up!!!!
@nikkimireles983
@nikkimireles983 Жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much lol you guys literally react to EVERYTHING 😂🙌🏼
@cockneycharm3970
@cockneycharm3970 Жыл бұрын
This was pukka! Great reaction and video 👏 Its the little'uns I feel for.
Жыл бұрын
This show was an unhinged part of my childhood 😂😂😂
@sirlukachu
@sirlukachu Жыл бұрын
I feel for the children 😥
@jdawg9137
@jdawg9137 Жыл бұрын
I worked in a hospital, and me and my co-worker would find an empty patient room an watch Maury on the clock everyday!
@mcmontgomery420
@mcmontgomery420 Жыл бұрын
This is the best Milk Ad I've ever watched...
@Rockys_handle
@Rockys_handle Жыл бұрын
@3:00 Maury’s like “sup my G”
@osagiee.guobadia-secondytc4624
@osagiee.guobadia-secondytc4624 3 ай бұрын
Ah, memories of when everyone grew up watching Maury on TV. : )
@jeremytrent3534
@jeremytrent3534 Жыл бұрын
I loved the line "he's got a leather jacket on with blue jeans.... I don't trust him".
@kristinholden4334
@kristinholden4334 Жыл бұрын
Yalls commentary on this one was hilarious! 😂 if y’all can find more of these, plleeaassseeeee do it!
@50shadesofgday64
@50shadesofgday64 Жыл бұрын
I can't lie it was nice seeing the mother sticking up for her son like that, making sure he didn't get slogged paying for something that wasn't his, even though it turned out to be his.
@maesterwyse
@maesterwyse Жыл бұрын
Good content guys. I love what you guys do and every reaction video you've made. I want to make a suggestion, I think you guys should start reacting to some afrobeat/music. I believe that you guys will love it. love from Nigeria 🇳🇬.
@rachelsamples2765
@rachelsamples2765 Жыл бұрын
Maury is retiring! Girls fall in the floor “I didn’t sleep with no one else”! Yes you did!
@AlishaJH89
@AlishaJH89 Жыл бұрын
Def do more of these! Also I agree y’all should react to some Cheaters too!
@Stardust414
@Stardust414 Жыл бұрын
We gotta have more of these please!! 🙏😂🤟🏼
@barrelbum1016
@barrelbum1016 Жыл бұрын
Those women are so angry and hateful. The distain in the eyes... oooh boy. She can keep on goin with that.
@johneicher7914
@johneicher7914 Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to drop a note and say I am really enjoying your videos. Working my way through the list. Thank you I have a suggestion I don't think I have seen yet. In 2007 Joss Stone and Leann Rimes did an amazing collaboration on the music show called Crossroads. I think the first song Super Duper Love would be a good one. Thanks and keep it going.
@TheIzzo1000
@TheIzzo1000 Жыл бұрын
Great suggestion
@anchovy9405
@anchovy9405 Жыл бұрын
Lolzzz 😂😂😂pls do more MAURY!!! Those poor kids brought into these crazy families
@abhilashapati4677
@abhilashapati4677 Жыл бұрын
When i had covid, i binged watch all of maury's videos. Loved that guy. May his soul rest in peace.
@fgfg633
@fgfg633 Жыл бұрын
13:21 “She’s making me mad.” 😂
@raphaelpaz8476
@raphaelpaz8476 Жыл бұрын
I love that couch it collects nothing but tears!
@rodneygarwood-orange137
@rodneygarwood-orange137 Жыл бұрын
First clip… what’s funny is a guy gets negative reaction from the crowd when he does want to be the father and when someone doesn’t want to be the father smh can’t win… great reaction young brothers!
@misska7535
@misska7535 Жыл бұрын
Wow, the pie guy one was disgusting and funny. Black or white, I'd never go on that show & embarrass myself. So crazy lol. 😉😂 You're all great. I love your reactions. 👍👊🩵 God bless 👑🙏🕊♥️♥️
@VaBeachBeach2971
@VaBeachBeach2971 Жыл бұрын
DNA test should be mandatory before the possible father is allowed or required to sign the birth certificate. Parental fraud is more common than you think.
@Falcon_Serbia
@Falcon_Serbia Жыл бұрын
Man I remember watching this show as a kid back in the day the you are __ the father episodes where always my favorite lmao
@cindybird3247
@cindybird3247 Жыл бұрын
It's a sad world when your "proof of baby daddy" is because they look like a certain man! How about proof because it's the only man you've been with! UGH Hahahaha, Brandon that was hysterical!
@vondamiles5470
@vondamiles5470 Жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh so much! This is my childhood lol Pie ran into the audience 🤦🏽‍♀️
@ajaxjohnson7999
@ajaxjohnson7999 Жыл бұрын
Maury be getting some of these heffers to the most CARDIO they've ever done in their lives!! 😅😅 You are NOT the father! "I'm so upset I'm gonna run a MILE!!"
@willtherealgeorgemichaelpl5879
@willtherealgeorgemichaelpl5879 Жыл бұрын
This is my morning laugh therapy session every day...
@jenniferlightbourn8407
@jenniferlightbourn8407 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 this is my favorite reaction from y'all 😂🎉
@anna-mariepellett4362
@anna-mariepellett4362 Жыл бұрын
🦋 ridiculous, hilarious, and I loved every minute of it lol👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻
@amandaabrahams5118
@amandaabrahams5118 Жыл бұрын
I loved watching these....
@gravypatron
@gravypatron Жыл бұрын
Humanity is a circus full of outdoor voices.
@Crystal-ge9gh
@Crystal-ge9gh Жыл бұрын
Sad! Don't ever watch that stuff but I guess Brandon's dramatics made it worth it😅
@loganbothma9822
@loganbothma9822 Жыл бұрын
🤣👊🏻 CONGRATULATIONS DARRELL 🥂🤟🏻
@riverselive_kdmz_8458
@riverselive_kdmz_8458 11 ай бұрын
Lol ngl the way they dance after knowing is hilarious 😂
@controlZchannel
@controlZchannel Жыл бұрын
I'd be ashamed to have the last one as a mother or daughter.
@blakemcelrath54
@blakemcelrath54 Жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious keep it up bros
@JackieL0315
@JackieL0315 Жыл бұрын
These were always crazy af!!! 😂😂 Please play Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Sheppard!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@JefferySwan-sg2wv
@JefferySwan-sg2wv 10 ай бұрын
Brandon? Hope That's right.. Is so chill. You guys rock
@joeyrogers7017
@joeyrogers7017 Жыл бұрын
My wife and I cal this "The Scream Show". The guests on stage sit within mere feet of each other and yell to the top of their lungs. Looking face to face and yelling like they're several city blocks apart.
@Booderman
@Booderman Жыл бұрын
There should never be any doubt who the baby’s daddy is! Sad! Any man can father a child , we need more dad’s!!!
@Fakename70
@Fakename70 Жыл бұрын
Women need to keep better track of who fathered their child.
@rochellelove3785
@rochellelove3785 Жыл бұрын
@@Fakename70 That's easy if you only have 1 man.
@PBJ979
@PBJ979 Жыл бұрын
PATERNITY COURT is another very interesting show. The Judge is kind and fair........ but, oh, does it show the promiscuity and lack of understanding of their promiscuous consequences that end up destroying lives. I just love you young men. You are restoring hope in me that not all young people have been wharped by the dark culture.
@LaviMelchior
@LaviMelchior Жыл бұрын
This is wildly entertaining
@friendlyblckgirl
@friendlyblckgirl Жыл бұрын
I hope you guys do the White People Version too. 😂 Love y’all’s energy and channel. ❤️❤️
@Perez_studios
@Perez_studios Жыл бұрын
Maaaaan, I could watch this all day.
@fateagle4life
@fateagle4life Жыл бұрын
I don't think that girl has never not been able to find pie.
@tallulahrubymonroe4280
@tallulahrubymonroe4280 Жыл бұрын
I loveddddddddddddddddd this so entertaining , plz plz guys do more of them :D p.s i luv u all
@ryancortes6873
@ryancortes6873 Жыл бұрын
“They can’t afford condoms they finna be homeless” 🤣🤣🤣 for real tho why they celebrating
@bohrich5617
@bohrich5617 Жыл бұрын
Love from Australia
@yeswe3939
@yeswe3939 Жыл бұрын
It's a good day for crazy Old ladies when y'all where shorts! Love your reaction to this clip! Crazy Old White Lady
@Irish176
@Irish176 Жыл бұрын
We found you watching a JLP clip.then the righteous brothers BeeGees Phil Collins Im a lifetime fan Your faces and reactions are the best Real deal
@thecausalgamer7916
@thecausalgamer7916 2 ай бұрын
I remember when Maury had the “are they a man or a woman” episodes as well lol
@joeycincotta9327
@joeycincotta9327 Жыл бұрын
Y’all gotta do Jerry slinger highlights
@Karina_Borz
@Karina_Borz Жыл бұрын
Guy in the red has a very mature thought process I respect him. Guy in the middle is sooooo cute 😍😂
@kennethturner8290
@kennethturner8290 Жыл бұрын
" You are the Father!", Baby starts crying.
@MishMash22
@MishMash22 Жыл бұрын
Love the way Pie was acting like he just won a quiz show prize hahahaha
@johnjasso37
@johnjasso37 Жыл бұрын
Love this video guys keep it up love watching the videos, but I want to tell you guys look up Joyner Lucas Devil’s Work 1 & 2 looking forward to seeing you guys do that soon.
@sigsour2266
@sigsour2266 Жыл бұрын
Greatest daytime tv ever!!
@cecilhunnicutt7053
@cecilhunnicutt7053 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t afford condoms at the time, something just tells me they wait all year for that tax check.
@rochellelove3785
@rochellelove3785 Жыл бұрын
Can't afford condoms, but have a baby with expenses for minimum 18 years???
@topspot4834
@topspot4834 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that keeps rewinding so I can see each one of their reactions?
@debbiebailey4924
@debbiebailey4924 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so funny. I love your videos
@petekaz3089
@petekaz3089 Жыл бұрын
Maury has done the same show for 20-plus years
@samantharose1144
@samantharose1144 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Maury was old when I used to watch this as a kid. How is he still around 😂
@brucheweinberger6863
@brucheweinberger6863 Жыл бұрын
I think his last season was last year or the previous year
@SaidiLouise
@SaidiLouise Жыл бұрын
I used to watch Maury and I must say that each time the men were NOT the father, the women were ridiculously mortified but they weren't mortified enough to keep their legs shut. You can't swear someone is the father if you had several potential fathers in your bed. Just saying. It's the children who suffer in every single situation on this show each and every time.
@louisianagrandma3595
@louisianagrandma3595 Жыл бұрын
LOL, love it!
@shawnboyce1663
@shawnboyce1663 Жыл бұрын
I remember some of the funniest lines from the the early 2000's 🤣
@javinmaillet5320
@javinmaillet5320 Жыл бұрын
Need more of this
@mariejustme
@mariejustme Жыл бұрын
Maury!? You lost me…😂
@nhd6128
@nhd6128 2 ай бұрын
Man, we gotta be near that age where a flood of maury babies become adults and start reviewing these epsiodes 😂 imagine that shit...
@truthorpropaganda9001
@truthorpropaganda9001 Жыл бұрын
Ahh Maury...the finest examples of human culture. Watching mess makes you part of mess, and mess will seek you out in its own time.
@rochellelove3785
@rochellelove3785 Жыл бұрын
I like your name and statement.
@truthorpropaganda9001
@truthorpropaganda9001 Жыл бұрын
@@rochellelove3785 Thank You.
@danellacoffey5836
@danellacoffey5836 Жыл бұрын
So funny watching you all then. The guy in the red top just had a look of disgust on his face all the way through😂
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